>>58657

Statement: You are severely lacking explosives. Please rectify, as you are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

Should a Grue fail, then a Super Mutant Dwarf.

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/10/06(Tue)11:35 No. 58681 ID: 5b76f8
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Despite your best TACTICAL MANEUVERING, nothing happens while you cross the bridge.

SOUNDS indicate that an intense party is in full effect on the mountain. You fail to detect any partying within the city at this time, over.

>>58681
TACTICAL MANEUVER into city!

>>58681
You're sure Naga's alright?
Find some tall building near the party and survey the situation from a high window.

Rapid advance into the city.

Find a tall building and set up an observing position.

Looks like Naga isn't doing so hot. I think we need an additional slave. We should endeavor to procure one posthaste.

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/10/06(Tue)12:12 No. 58696 ID: 5b76f8
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But you ARE in the city already!

And almost all of these buildings appear to be very unsafe. And full of stairs. And no elevators.

Without binoculars.

>>58696
Search stairs for binoculars. Duh. God, do we have to tell you everything?

>>58696
>Without binoculars.
The scope, the goddamn scope.
Railroad towards the mountain then. Send John to stalk the way you're going like the terrifying beast of prey she is. Sergals are decent night hunters I presume?

>>58696
USE THE SCOPE AS BINOCULARS.

Use the scope, geez

That would be a unocular, duh.

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/10/06(Tue)13:04 No. 58734 ID: 5b76f8
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You find an acceptable forward observation position, without having to challenge unsafe buildings full of stairs, without binoculars.

What a party, indeed.

Kickass! Start firing immediatly!

Let's give it a bit and see how it plays out, unfortunately there's no way to tell any details at this range is there?

>>58734
Is that artillery?
Move closer and try to find a straggler for John to capture. This way you might find out what's going on.

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/10/06(Tue)13:20 No. 58750 ID: 5b76f8
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The party only grows bigger!

>>58750
That's a lot of Dakka!

Check where you are currently on the MAP.

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/10/06(Tue)13:33 No. 58762 ID: 5b76f8
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You are currently on the map.

Call mom and let her know you're going to the party.

Parents like it when you let them know about such things.

>>58762
Close in and tell John to get some prisoner already. They need to be still able to talk though.

Priorities, people! Loot yourselves some party favors!

>>58770
But Mom LOVES To party. Especially with zombies

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/10/06(Tue)14:12 No. 58817 ID: 5b76f8
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>>prisoner
>>still able to talk
John doesn't undestand any of this nonsense!

>>58817
Torture-toy.
That lasts longer than normal.
Go get one, please.

You are hardly wearing the right outfit to party, missy. I mean, that shirt? With that hoody? One of them has got to go. and those shoes totally don't match your pants. For shame.

While we're out here, lets use the SCOPE to check out the DATA MISSING part of the map.

>>58817
You can't tell me you don't know how to keep them alive for some time. Just scare and rough em up a little bit, Joan needs some intel. Maybe she'll allow you to play with them afterwards?

>>58817

...Capture a slave?

And then... Well, question him. Take a limb for every answer he lies about.

Last limb is, of course, his head. Make sure he's an elf, or edible.

I don't know what to do if you find a female, John my get frisky.

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/10/06(Tue)14:53 No. 58891 ID: 5b76f8
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If it's an elf you want, there's one right the---

>>58891
Find one that isn't getting shot at!

Yeah, serious.
We need one that's still in one piece and alone if possible.

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/10/06(Tue)15:30 No. 58947 ID: 5b76f8
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John politely suggests you go find your own goddamn intact elfs.

>>58947
A war of Scotsman and Elves? What a strange place this is.

Very well then. Joan, use Monoculars to locate intact elf. Shoot it in the leg so it can't get away, then retrieve it.

>>58947
Are you bad ass enough to take on the Scotsman instead?
Or maybe you could approach him, Sergals and Scots are quite similar and you might like each other. Both of you hate elves, that's already a good basis for camaraderie.

>>58960

DO IT, FAGGOT

So its Communists vs Elves vs Scottsmen?

Goddamn Scotsmen and their robo super-lolis.

>>58947
Scottsmen + Half dwarf + Sergal + Naga slave = Most amazing party ever.

Go recruit some Scotts

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/10/06(Tue)16:20 No. 59018 ID: 5b76f8
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"ATLEAST CARRE YOR OWN BLODDY GON, LAD."

'Take' him 'on'? 'Approach' him? 'Recruit' him? Might 'like eachother'? B-but you haven't even been properly introduced yet!

You have a feeling this is going TO BE CONTINUED!

>TO BE CONTINUED
Nooooo!

>>59018

Looks like John's got some competition for Joan's heart.

Interesting.

Oh hells yeah.

Swoon. You could be like the girl who's clinging to Conan's leg while he kills a bunch of dudes.

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/10/06(Tue)16:44 No. 59039 ID: 5b76f8
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1 out of 4 rules broken (ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: "WORSEN" THE PIGEON)
1 out of 0 pointless TACTICAL MANEUVERS completed
0 out of 0 dances failed
100% of headvoice fail quota met

WHO'S FUCKING FINGER IS THAT?!

>>59042
mine.

>>59048
Stop harassin mai waifu!

>>59039
Pretty soon she's just gonna start falling over randomly.

>>59060
She already does, whenever she dances or sings or fights or does... anything.

>>59042
It's John obvious, don't you guys see the claw?
I think she fell in looking for the pigeon.