Ooh! Tell us more!

Sweet, so what's going on right now and can we get a quick recap on what our short term goals where again?

I believe we where trying to get Roza back home but feel free to add anything I missed.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/06/25(Tue)21:39 No. 519509 ID: 150fea
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[wriggling corps] - please... please d-don't... I... I beg of you...

[porpoise] - What's your opinion on these guys? Should we kill them now or let them rot?

[???] - these creatures are disgusting...

[ferret] - kill them. I want more blood!

[porpoise] - is it only about the blood for you?

[???] - living creatures are disgusting...

[ferret] - no... I also like their screams~

>The man at his feet bursts into flames, screaming loudly...

[ferret] - ooohhh I just love it~ sends shivers down my spine.

[porpoise] - I don't see the appeal... for me they've gotta beg... if they can beg enough for death that it makes me crack a smile... then they get to die quickly...

[???] - such disgusting things should not be allowed to exist...

[porpoise] - did you say something?

>He raises his staff up high.

[???] - I will rid this place of filth...

>Blood gushes out of their various orifices and pools on the ground as they scream their life out. their blood snaking in towards him...

[ferret] - Ooohh yess! yes yes~ you... you really know how to please a woman, little boy~

[porpoise] - stop it... this isn't part of the plan...

[ferret] - Let the boy have his fun... We'll collect a whole batch next time...

Oh god, what the actual fuck
Oh god
God no

Huh. My ferret is just like this.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/06/25(Tue)21:55 No. 519514 ID: 150fea
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>Eadoo's movements wake you as she crawls up your matted rotting fur to her feet... still groggy and drowsy she bends down and stretches her knees, touching her feet and reaches out stretching her back as she lets out a tiny yawn~

[Eadoo] - *yawn* good morning... sleep well?

>smacking her lips she sniffs up in the air...

[Eadoo] - Mmmmnnn... breakfast is cooking~

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/06/25(Tue)21:55 No. 519515 ID: 150fea
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>Rozalin looks at her in shock for an instant before covering her eyes while Martin prefers to whistle.

[Roza] - My virgin eyes! Eadoo cover yourself up, have you no shame!

[Martin] - I have to say little eadoo... that is some pretty impressive gear you have. congratulations~

[Roza] - D-d-don't compliment her penis!

[Martin] - With a phallus like that there's no way Eadoo's a her~! Nonono... Eadoo is a man~ and he should be proud of his erection.

[Roza] - No, Eadoo is a woman, she had cubs and she should be ashamed and should apologize about burning the image of her man parts in my mind!

[Martin] - Hahahaa~ oh well Eadoo is a freeman, let him decide what he should or should not do. Right Eadoo?

>Eadoo's turned red and stayed that way during the entire dialogue...

Eadoo - *I... I don't know how to react... Wha... wh-who's side to I take?!*

Neither? You can be both you know.

So we managed to ruin the keeping our pants on 3 posts in. Technically the first post really.

Well you have been leaning towards the woman side for years now with having several kids and such. I say have fun and enjoy the opportunity to be more masculine.

But never forget you are a mother and proud to be one.

[Eadoo]
...why should I have to view myself as one or the other? I mean, no matter what I say, I'm still both. I can't just deny half of who I am.

Also, Eadoo, I have no idea how you managed to get that up after waking to the smell of dead bear. Our ride isn't exactly in the best shape here.

>keeping out pants on thi-
I don't know why I even tried.

I don't think there is such a thing as a female king. If you want to be Queen that's a different story.

Why not both? Firm when required, gentle with needed. Best rulers know when to be kind and strong when the situation calls for it.

I would like to point out that the orientation of this group is as follows:
1 male
1 female
1 confused
1 N/A
and a knife.
Does it matter? Are you planning on getting in Eadoo's pants?
If we are going to choose a pronoun I vote female, once you are king you can make people call you whatever you want.

I don't see why it should matter truth be told, You're Eadoo and wither you are a guy or a girl it makes no difference for you will still be Eadoo. And if anyone believes otherwise we can always carve out there eyes if they start to bother you if you would like.

OH and on that note if for whatever reason we come across a group made up of a ferret, a porpoise, and an undead, run. Just run. So what's for breakfast?

>>519515
You're an adult Eadoo. You've faced the challenges of both genders and should know, deep down inside, which one you really identify as. If neccessary you can bluff one way or the other, and its fine if you change your mind later but in the end the answer is yours.

>>519544
Or both, or neither, or something else. We identify as "knife" and no one complains, for example.

Er...
Wow...
Never thought she was THAT big, but..
Goddamn.

>>519515
"Doesn't matter to me. I've enjoyed both, and I see no reason to change. Except, perhaps, into a pair of pants."

Good lord what the hell, you have some screwed up dreams. Unless those were OUR dreams.

Anyways your new quest is to acquire pants. ONWARDS!

I think what they ment by let him decide was if eadoo should feel ashamed or proud. You should be proud and modest, wrap up your shall and go Finnish off in the woods. Well keep an eye out for monsters... Yeah...

>>519605
Definetly proud, just no reason to go showing it off unless we're going to use it on someone.

Man? Woman? You're a king.

Had one hell of a nightmare about..things being murdered.

>>519610
I second this.

It's a very Eadoo response.

>>519610
And chide them for presuming things about you.

Then masturbate in front of them as punishment.

>>519610
Yep. But yeah there's no reason you need to be one or the other, nuts to them for being presumptuous!

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/07/01(Mon)19:03 No. 520628 ID: 150fea
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>>519519
>never forget you are a mother and proud to be one.

Eadoo - *thank you... I could ask for better friends.*

>>519544
Eadoo - I've always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body... Like I'm not supposed to have these curves and breasts...

>>519590
>>519614
Eadoo - Nightmares? I can never remember any of mine...

>>519610
Eadoo - Man, women... I prefer to be addressed simply as king~

>Eadoo says as our king casually dresses in the royal tattered drape. Martin chuckles at Eadoo's retort, whilst Rozalin quietly tries to analyse it in confusion.

Eadoo - Now, if you all don't mind~ I have some rather large busyness to attend to. I'll see you all later on, unless you would like to join me?

Martin - Hehee No thank you ~your highness~

>He says mockingly, Rozalin blushes and shakes her head furiously... And with that our king marches into the forest alone...

Eadoo - *Seeing as you're all horrible perverts I'm going to assume you're going to watch me... But since I'm also a horrible pervert I honestly don't mind... I've been meaning to ask, do we have any plans, aside from getting hold of proper clothes? This sidequest with the princess has been exiting, but how does it help me become king? and how long are we going to follow them?*

>>520628

We would not watch unless you wish us to, your majesty! We would be glad to depart on a command of yours.

well, having king indebted to you gives you royal cred. then when you become a king he will be honor bound to vouch for you. this helps prevent jerks from trying to assassinate you due to your lack of royal blood.

>>520628
Saving Roz puts you in contact with royal society, and hopefully puts you in a better position to move up in the world.

From there, we can figure out the details. I mean, if it turns out this kingdom has deep-rooted dislike of kobolds, our highest priority may be relocating.

To be a king you have to have a kingdom.

And to get a kingdom you have to either form one from scratch or take over one that already exists.

Starting one from the ground up would take forever so we probably want to go with the second route.

You could find a unpopular king to depose and if the populace likes you enough they would want you to take over.

You can marry your way into the family and go from there. We do have a princess at hand that you could be seducing.

Those two seem to be the quickest and most likely options for the moment. Be on the watch for other options though.

As for Rozalin and Martin you saved her life several times over now. For that sort of valorous act most kings would at least give you a minor title of nobility and some land somewhere. That and this kingdom is currently struggling with the revolution so is a perfect spot to make a name for yourself.

Oh if you want to work on seducing Rozalin we could distract Martin for you and maybe hint to her that it might be interesting to go peek on you while you are "busy". Then you could put on a show while she thinks you don't notice her.

Eadoo, we're a talking knife. I don't really think it is possible for us to be a perv. I mean sure we like to make jokes but that's only because we find it hilarious to watch you guys squirm but yeah as for what we're doing and why...

We're bringing back Roza for 2 reasons, one is to get favor with another country, I mean if we can get on the good side of an entire country before we even make our own kingdom that will help any diplomacy missions we would have to do with them and plus to my knowledge older more developed counties tend to go after newer and younger countries/kingdoms because they believe them to be easy targets for invasions and again being in another counties good graces would make anyone looking to pick a fight with us think twice. The second reason is to build up a reputation. Believe it or not the most important thing about being a king is your reputation. For example if you have a reputation of being brave, a good leader, and caring for those who serve under your name you are a lot more likely to have people willing to follow you then say if your reputation was that of you being a coward, self-centered, failure and no I'm not saying you are I'm just giving examples.

As for goals after we drop of the princess, I guess get stronger, build up our reputation some more so people will know we can get shit done, see how many more people we can get to fight with us, then head on over to the land of dragons or whatever that place was called that the barmaid lady told us about to see weather or not that rumor is true and even if it isn't we still could get a new dragon body which you could ride everywhere and if riding a fucking dragon doesn't say king then I don't know what does.

>I prefer to be addressed simply as king~
...I'm not sure how well that's going to end up working with an actual member of a ruling family and her knight. That's pretty close to blasphemy, rebellion, or disrespect. :/

>Eadoo, we're a talking knife. I don't really think it is possible for us to be a perv. I mean sure we like to make jokes but that's only because we find it hilarious to watch you guys squirm but yeah as for what we're doing and why...
Yeah. I mean, we'll happily help you get laid, or try and hook people up, and laugh and joke all the way. It's fun, but it doesn't actually do anything for us. Seriously, no need to entertain us. That way, at least.

>This sidequest with the princess has been exiting, but how does it help me become king?
Well, rescuing a princess gets you on the world stage. And once you're there, contact with an existing monarchy is a useful lever. Or if we get there and her father's kingdom has fallen apart, that's another useful lever. Not that this is all about using her (seriously, we like helping people, and Roza needs help) but there's something big going on. Big happenings mean opportunities. We'll play them as they come.

Also, this whole trip is an opportunity to learn and grow. Kings need to know a lot about people. And need to figure out thing like how clothes work. And they need time to grow strong (no offense, but we all got our ass kicked by that stupid bird).

Princesses have fathers. Fathers are kings. Kings know other kings. You need to find a bad king to destroy and take his place as a good king. That's how anyone good becomes king. Only bad kings become kings the hard way (generational war, bloody conquest, lying, cheating, betrayal etc) so you don't need to worry about that.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/07/07(Sun)13:02 No. 522402 ID: 150fea
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>Eadoo cuddles behind a tree and releases his urges.

>>520629
>>520652
>Eadoo, we're a talking knife. I don't really think it is possible for us to be a perv. I mean sure we like to make jokes but that's only because we find it hilarious to watch you guys squirm but yeah as for what we're doing and why...

Eadoo - Says the soul who peeked and stared while I pleased a busty needy elf~ You don't think very softly you know... Hahaa I don't mind.

>>520632
Eadoo - the kingdom of man have deep rooting dislikes of all beings not human. it's that simple.

>>520642
Eadoo - I like the idea of being friendly with the royal family, but I don't think a long term relation with Rozalin like that is wise... Besides... I rather like those two together~ I guess you could say, I secretly wish it works out... I hope it does.

>Eadoo concludes his urges

>>520808
>...I'm not sure how well that's going to end up working with an actual member of a ruling family and her knight.

Eadoo - yeah that kinda slipped... Rozalin seemed offended, but Martin thought it funny... though it wasn't a joke, I'd rather make him laugh than angry.

>Well, rescuing a princess gets you on the world stage. And once you're there, contact with an existing monarchy is a useful lever. Or if we get there and her father's kingdom has fallen apart, that's another useful lever. Not that this is all about using her (seriously, we like helping people, and Roza needs help) but there's something big going on. Big happenings mean opportunities. We'll play them as they come.

Eadoo - I keep forgetting that we're in the dark about "Why" all this is happening... and about your... dark dreams... I feel big... horrible things are going to happen... I just hope my feelings are wrong.

>>520887
Eadoo - A good king... I will become a good king... I've though a lot about it, I've learnt a lot of things in these few past days... I've learnt that even the most coarse person can grow friendship and trust towards someone of a different class or even species... I've learnt that you don't need a beating heart to know kindness and that the lesser of two evils can be a hero, even between two monsters... I've learnt that sex doesn't mean anything if you break it down hard enough and believe in your self... I've learnt so much more in these days than in my years under a tree... I've learnt passion, sorrow, despair, pain, and courage... I'm going to learn so many more things I'm sure, But I've learnt what my land will be... I'll build a kingdom of equality, a place where we can learn from each other without hate. where every boy girl father and mother can look up to what others would call "monster" and say howdy neighbor~ My kingdom will look up to me even if I am small and weak, even if we aren't the same. I want to myself a "good king" and for that I'll need a "Good kingdom".

well now that you have a goal all that's left is for us to make it a reality and don't worry this little knife will stand by it's king's side all the way.

So ready to head on out.

>Pervs
Fine, whatever. Although it's more a spirited enthusiasm and our cheerful inserting ourselves into everything.

Just stop trying to flirt with us. It's weird.

>perspective
Seems pretty good. Time to head back, and see what awaits us on the road today.

Is that snow on the ground?

>>522407
>a spirited enthusiasm... inserting ourselves into everything
ಠ_ಠ

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/07/07(Sun)16:39 No. 522500 ID: 150fea
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>Eadoo returns to the camp and eats a small rationed breakfast.

Martin - it took us one day and night to get there running without stop... it'll take us a few days to get back at this pace, but we'll have to go easy, we've got wounded...

Will - I'll be fine... I've seen worst.

Martin - You've got severe lacerations to your chest and ribs, it's a miracle you didn't break anything, consider yourself lucky. We'll take it slow and get you help in a few days... just keep on your sides.

>The tear heads off that day... nothing of immense interest occurs... Rozalin seems closer to martin and Roland kept to himself... he seems like a goofy fellow, but you feel there's some darkness in him.

>Night falls quickly and the team sets up camp again... within minutes Roland rushes to sleep, claiming that "he had such a great dream last night, he hopes it comes back" to which Martin advised to "stare at the moon as he slept, that it would bring good dreams."

>Rozalin and William also get early nights leaving only Eadoo, Martin and the roaring fire... and you of course...

Martin - Rozalin tells me your family died recently... Something about a monster? she wasn't clear...

Eadoo - Nothing about it was clear... I have a few guesses... But i have a hard time believing them...

Martin - parents? lovers?

Eadoo - brothers... and my four cubs...

Martin - you're a mother?!

Eadoo - Was...

Martin - Nonono... you're a mother and nothing can take that away, not even death.

Eadoo - Weren't you all about men?

Martin - Hehee... You're fortunate enough to be both~

Eadoo - What about you?

Martin - I'm not a woman... Not inside I'm not... I feel... like this body... these parts...

>A noise sounds in the distance...

Martin - What's that? did you hear it?

EAdoo - Hmmnn... sounds close... what should be do?

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/07/07(Sun)16:43 No. 522505 ID: 150fea
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>A noise sounds in the distance...

What did it sound like? Should probably rouse everyone just in case. Better safe than sorry.

Is that Hyena sounds? Or monkeys? The Hyena sounds make me worry about Gnolls in the area. Quick check with William.

>>522490
...god damn it. Yeah, we're pervs. No way around it.

Doesn't mean you still shouldn't dial that down.

>>522505
>multimedia in quest
...man, I wish I was in a position to listen to that. It's probably important.

In the case of an unidentified noise in the dark though, I think the usual procedure is to send the sneaky thief type to investigate.

...A weird 'kee-ing' sound?
Blast. I think I'm missing whatever it is we're supposed to hear here. But we can go and investigate, I suppose. Best the zombie bear w/ knife that can be stuck in something else I suppose, as opposed to the currently unarmed? Kobold. Sir Martin might be useful even if she's not as sneaky...

Oh shit the grasshoppers are back I don't know how they found us, red alert wake everybody form a defensive formation and scan the perimeter the hoard is coming..... or it's just some monkeys or gnolls, but if not watch the ground for the demons.

that sound familiar to anyone? Not sure it would be wise to send people to investigate it since that would split up the party and leave both side more exposed. I say we just keep our guard up and maybe dim the fire a bit to help with our night vision.

It's gnomes!
Everyone, climb a tree!

Suggestion 2013/07/07(Sun)21:24 No. 522617 ID: f0357f

Those are gnoll or monkey or bird sounds.

Are the Rocs coming again?

Laughing hyenas? Wake up William and sneek around since you both see in the dark. Well stay behind since we probably don't sneak well

I couldn't quite make out what that was, what with all the noisy crickets chirping. A voice, possibly? Maybe a gnoll laugh? Well, with the way things have been going I'd rather not take chances. We better get everyone up, ready to fight and listening intently.

Ask Martin to draw his sword and wake Rozalin and Roland, while you go do the same for William. As soon as they wake we'll use our party telepathy to quickly tell them to keep silent, that we may have unwanted visitors, and to look and listen out into the dark for anything. We'll ask William in particular if he smells or hears anything, since his senses are about the best of the group... I think.

cant hear shit but youd better investigate

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/07/14(Sun)21:09 No. 524590 ID: 202cc6
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rolled 3 = 3

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Martin - Hyenas, this far north? what would hyenas be doing here?

>Martin slowly looks past Eadoo to own gnoll friend.

Martin - oh...

>>522506
>>522587
>>522591
>>522881
>You garsh out the flames as Eadoo and martin sneakily wake their allies... You inform them that they are to be quite as enemies approach...

>>522513

Eadoo - William... just to be sure can you make a laugh?

>William laughs in common at first but quickly realises what he mean and gives out a quite cackle sounding the same as those from the forest...

>>522520
>>522551
>>522748
>>523755
>>522881

Eadoo - William and I will check it out in silence since we both see in the dark, keep up up to date back here with Gatlings telepathy, William talk to me via gatling while we're out there to avoid noises and be very very quiet... if it's those gnolls we don't want trouble... Gatling, keep my friends safe, I'm counting on you.

Eadoo and william sneak into the night, using their lowest dexterity to move silently... will's 41 + 10(getting the drop on em) = 51

below 05 crit success
Below 51 success
above 52 you're heard
above 82 you're heard from afar
above 95 crit fail

>Eadoo and will approach a couple of gnolls as they talk in gnollish to each other. William translates to you and you inform eadoo.

Will - They're from my pack, the one on the left is Liver, and the right is garlic, he's newer than I, what are they doing out here?

Liver - Can you believe her? a craving for kobold soup? what's gotten in to her?

Garlic - Think we'll find one for her?

Liver - Of course not? we're way to far north for any kobolds, they live in the south, she's cray cray!

Garlic - B-but what if we don't find one?

Liver - She'll rape our asses, and since we can't find one, we may as well get them ready...

Garlic - B-but! M-maybe we'll find one eh? maybe?

Liver - Don't get your hopes up, let's keep looking...

Garlic - why does she want kobold anyway?

Liver - I don't know... something about a bar, really wasn't the time to ask questions...

Critical success, you could easily sneak past them and peek at their encampment... if you so choose

>>524590
So, if the gnoll bitch happens to die, will her pack be honor bound to take revenge, or honor bound to serve the one who proved better at staying alive?

Geeze, she's really taking this loss to Eadoo hard.

>You could sneak a look at their encampment
...does the crit cover us getting back out too, or would that be another roll?

Well ok then, these fucks are just looking for some random kobolt so I say just have Eadoo and Will (since nothing good will probably come if they find him as well) sleep in a tree or something for the night and us and martin can just keep guard until morning (or just us since we don't need sleep) and then give them a wide birth once morning hits and move on.

If we are looking to fight... I'm not to sure since we don't have enough info to make a good plan yet and that fight with the bird did kinda leave us a little venerable but if this does turn into a fight I say the best thing we could do is take down what's-her-name as the gnolls only seem to be doing this because of her and she doesn't seem very popular at all so I believe the "cut of the head of the snake" motto applies here.

[William]
Hey if things take a turn for the worst would you mind if we got ourselves a new gnoll body seeing how our bear on is kinda shot or would you prefer we don't possess them.

We, that is Knife, could go take a look? Its not like the gnoll bitch knows Eadoo has a talking zombie bear knife minion.

>>524604
>new gnoll body
That is a great idea. I don't think I can bear the thought of us having a non-functional body.

Hey Eadoo, maybe you could throw us at one of them and when we are impaled into one of them we have him stab the other. If so, be sure to aim at an unprotected area where we will sink in deeply.

>New gnoll body
Not a great idea. That means we have to engage and kill a gnoll. The group's not really in fighting shape- I'd think avoiding the gnoll group completely might be better.

Also, there's no way to bring the bear body up from behind and apply the sneaking roll to it instead. We either send Eadoo and Will forward, or not.

...we might as well see how bad the situation is. If it's just a few gnolls we can avoid them. If it's a whole warcamp, we may have a problem.

>>524671
We don't have to kill the gnoll beforehand. Remember our boogeyman body? It was alive when we took it.

If the patrol is as bad as this on the way back we'll have no problem

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/07/18(Thu)18:49 No. 525412 ID: b28863
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>>524601

Will - one or the other... Some gnoll would attack then assailant, some would thank him... If you're planning on murdering Shenzi, know that I cannot help you, I cannot even condone it. However I can't stop master...

>>524604

>If we are looking to fight... I'm not to sure since we don't have enough info to make a good plan yet and that fight with the bird did kinda leave us a little venerable

Eadoo - I agree, unless we have an honest plan that can work, we should lay low and avoid them entirely.

>Hey if things take a turn for the worst would you mind if we got ourselves a new gnoll body seeing how our bear on is kinda shot or would you prefer we don't possess them

Will - I would not mind.

>>524674
>>524602
>Assuming you could sneak out just as easily as you snuck in, Eadoo and William approach the encampment. There are six gnoll you have not yet seen, the two brothers and Shenzi herself.

Shenzi - Hmmmnnn~ oh yes this kobold soup is perfect~

Bacon - Thank you mistress.

Shenzi - but it's missing a little something~

Bacon - hmmn?

Shenzi - Everything! Including the Koblod!!

>She yells as she waves the ladle in anger, her anger is so loud you hear it back at the camp.

Bacon - I'm... I'm sorry Mistress... we don't have any kobold meat... they're carrion feeders... no one sells them... and... and there aren't any up here...

Shenzi - So fucking what... I get what I want, when I want!

Bacon - Wh-wh-why do you want kobold anyways?

Shenzi - fuck you that's why!

Banzai - she got her ass whooped by one recently...

Shenzi - shut up banzai...

Banzai - this kobold walked up to her in public, defied her, beat her in a game of courage, song and strength...

Shenzi - Shut up!

Banzai - knocked Shenzi out cold and showed off how much bigger his pride was compared to hers...

Bacon - Re-really?

Shenzi - No not really!! I have a craving! nothing more! now if you don't get me a kobold to eat I going to fuck you, all of you!!

>Shenzi a moment in silence passes...

Shenzi - What did I say?! get out there and look you little runts! all of you, NOW!! And you bacon... since you like my authority I'll fuck you with a knife instead, now go and find me a bloody kobold...

>The entire pack shuffles out, leaving Shenzi alone with her boiling soup...

Okay, so our options are basically to assassinate the gnoll bitch and hope her underlings see this as a good thing, or sneak away.

Now, she's an abusive, nasty person, but I'm not sure it's our place to kill her for that. And the group is kind of injured at this point- worst case we're provoking a fight with a whole clan of gnolls. I prefer flight to fight, at this time.

...or the third option would be to publicly challenge her again. I don't think she could turn that down in front of her tribe, and we'd have a better chance of winning that than a strait fight, I think. It's something to try if we're discovered, at least.

>However, I can't stop master...
Please don't be like that, Will. Even if you're compelled to obey, your opinion is still valued, here. And taking a life is not something to be taken lightly.

Oh boy.. this is both bad AND good at the same time. She's out for blood no matter what and chances are she's not going to stop. Likewise she's going to be an outright nightmare to her own men. While a peaceful method would be best, problem is this gal is going to keep hunting us or butcher some other innocents because of us.

On the plus side, she's an idiot. She sent out all her men and she's seething with rage. It's not a NOBLE action, but if you could snipe her from the shadows, or ambush her, we could quickly end the issue. After that, we can fess up and hope they thank us, or leave. Without her, they will likely call off on her commands and leave.. if not break up their group. Got to be careful either way.

>>525412
KILL HER
I'm not usually one for violance, but she needs to die, painfully.
Look at it this way, WE get rid of a dangerous bandit leader, and her UNDERLINGS lose an abusive, hateful boss.
What I am saying is,
KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL
RIPMAIMTEARSUFFERBURNRENDMURDER

Will if you don't like something we are doing please speak up, you have a voice here and we would like you to use it if we are doing something that doesn't sit right with you. You're part of a team, not a slave.

As for the gnoll queen here. Will says we shouldn't kill her so we won't but I still think she needs to be knocked down a few pegs so I suggest we try and pull some kind of prank on her. The only thing I can think of right now is that Eadoo throws us at her (not to kill) and we possess her wait for all her gnolls to come back and call off the search, then head off into the woods and just make her do stupid ass stuff while convincing her we're Karma or her ancestors or something and every time she displeases us (be a total bitch) we'll make here life hell and this little act was just the first and only warning so she better watch herself. Then we just knock her out have Eadoo pick us up and head back to camp. I am open to any other Ideas here since mine has a LOT of risk involved in it.

Take her for our body. Just throw us at her like the boogeyman.

I think you should give her a hug. She's obviously suffering without your kingly presence.

>>525435
This is an idea I like. Steal her body for ourselves, and come up with a new identity/change her appearance. If we can't possess her let's just kill her. In all honesty the Gnolls are better off without a leader that uses them for cruel and petty acts.

>steal her body
...didn't Eadoo leave the knife with the bear and our other allies? She asked us to protect them, and I'm not sure how that makes sense if she didn't.

>>525445
Did she? Oh well, there goes that idea. Given that we should either try and take her out stealthily, or sneak away and warn our companions that there are gnolls in the area.

>>525412
Killing Shenzi is something that can't be taken back, so we should try to anticipate the consequences.

Will: Shenzi is clearly in charge of this group, but are there any organizations the group answers to?
Are there other things besides violence that can calm the bitch down?
If we DO have to resort to killing her, who is most likely to replace her as leader, and will they feel obligated to kill us?

I would avoid killing any of the gnolls if possible. There is really nothing to be gained by it.

She does not seem to be a popular leader though. Not sure how you could pull it off but if you ever wanted a tribe of gnolls following you now is the time to think about it.

Murdering her would end up with hurt feelings from her tribe but if we beat her in fair combat that should work fine. The trick is doing so without getting killed in the process.

>>525445
>>525452
Guys, we are in telepathic communication this entire time.

If we say (or eadoo says) "undead knifed bear go run to Eadoo to be thrown at gnoll bitch for new body" we'll be there in like five minutes, since all this time they were walking at sneaking speeds.

>>525482
>I would avoid killing any of the gnolls if possible. There is really nothing to be gained by it.

A new body is to be gained by it.
Also, we may be able to strip knowledge from the host's mind before they 'die'.
Plus, we might gain a whole pack of Gnolls, since we
>already beat their leader once, proving Eadoo's leadership capabilities in gnoll terms
>would have a host body that would still smell and look like their old leader, making them more willing followers.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/07/26(Fri)17:03 No. 527913 ID: b28863
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rolled 28 = 28

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>>525416
>>525434
>Will if you don't like something we are doing please speak up

Will - no no... you're not understanding, I'm under a spiritual contract, I can't kill or even condone the death of a living thing, otherwise I'll die, also I have to obey master Eadoo, I know we're friends, I know I'm not a slave, but I am.

>>525475
Will - Gnolls follow and obey leadership, strength and courage, but mostly sexual dominance, Shenzi is an alpha female and the males obey her... I've never understood why, I was raised by humans. I suppose Eadoo could over throw her sexualy? not sure how that would work out...

>>525608
>You rush over, avoiding the general direction of the guards, you're there in only a few short minutes

>>525434
>>525435
>>525444
>>525609

Eadoo - okay, I'm going to toss you and hope for the best, we're not trying to kill her, but what happens happens... I have six other throwing knives in case I miss but will opt for hiding if the guards come back.

>Eadoo plucks you from your skull and rears back ready to throw. she takes her time and aims...

Eadoo throws the knife - (bs)54+10(aimed shot)+5(sitting duck)+6(magic weapon)=78

Below 07 crit success
Below 78 you hit
above 79 you miss
above 97 crit fail

this should be good.

>>527914
This'll be HILARIOUS.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/07/26(Fri)18:13 No. 527954 ID: b28863
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>the blade easily sails through the darkness of the night and hits the unsuspecting Shenzi in a soft spot. She goes down without much of a peep. The hit is non lethal if treated but could kill if left alone, leaving the living Shenzi to your will, as your bear is little more than a dead husk.

[good job, the dice managed to not fuck us over]

>_ _ _

get up and lets see just how noticeable the blade is. Either way lets wonder a ways from the camp a bit to see what this body can do.

Um, hello Shenzi? Welcome to the wonderful world of being at someone else's will.

...not sure what we're supposed to do with her. She's injured and at our mercy, and it seems kind of wrong to kill her in that state. And we can't exactly kidnap the body and leave, since her absence would be noticed. The gnolls would come looking or track her.

I mean, honestly, I still feel like ambushing and possessing somebody is a dick move.

So that leaves... fuck her life up as much as possible, cost her her position of power, and then bail to leave her with the mess?

>>527962
So, we get her minions to gangbang her?

At last, a new host!

[RISE TO YOUR FEET]

> (bs)54+10(aimed shot)+5(sitting duck)+6(magic weapon)=78

>Below 07 crit success
>Below 78 you hit
>above 79 you miss
>above 97 crit fail


So, wait... having a sitting duck target, a magic weapon, and skill makes us MORE likely to miss?

If they're not, then we actually got a 33.

>>527986

Also, unless I'm missing something, 54+6+5+10 is 75, not 78.

Wow I failed at basic math... guess it happens to all of us.
but yes the higher the number the better your odds are, you try to hit under your total.

>>527966
...I'd kind of prefer to avoid mind control rape, thanks.

>>527954
Hey
Hey
Get up

...

You fucking deaf?

GET UP

with Shenzi under our thumb we can start befriending her, we're good at it. A few hugs and maybe sex, we'll be best friends in under 20 posts. For now let's have eadoo publicaly apologise and become close friends with the gnolls

>inspect new body's loins

>>527954
Hey, Shenzi. Remember how you treated Will? Well, now you're bound under OUR control, and we have two options.
Option one? We keep you alive, so that at some point we can let you go and resume your life.
Option two? We let you die, meaning you'll be trapped under our control in your own rotting husk until it's too maimed to function, and we abandon you to rot alone without our power to keep you animate.
I understand the feeling of your body rotting around you is quite horrible, but you're a horrible person so whatever.

So, are you going to cooperate and live, or suffer a nightmare of necromancy?

Sorry about the whole mind control thing but you are sort of a horrible person and this is the best alternative to just murdering you.

So maybe we can all learn a lesson from this and be better people. That or you can keep to your ways and then we just ignore you and keep your body for as long as its convenient.

>>527954
We've been stuck in a rotting, dead bear for days.

Does that 'treatment' in mind take that into account? Or are we, hopefully, magically clean too?

Shenzi: You really shouldn't have done this. Trying to take out your frustration on the next kobold you found? Pointless, only showing how weak you are. If you had the conviction to specifically target our King, you might have gotten a respectable contest, something you could have been proud of if you'd won.

Now you await our King's mercy.

If shenzi becomes a hassle we can eat her soul and gain her powers.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/07/30(Tue)20:42 No. 529754 ID: b28863
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>>527961
>>527971
>You stand to your feet, this new living body is strangely smooth and free of rigormortis, you almost fall over as you stand, not used to a living shell...

>Walking around you notice just how fast this body could run and what strength it has, shenzi is a beast to say the least, the knife is visible but with a bit a covering it turns to less than a awkward lump on the side of your ribs.

>>528256
>Shenzi is rather... Very well endowed, it's strange consistence causes it to be halfsolid and though it protrudes from her folds there doesn't seem to be an feminine entrance.

>>528019
Shenzi: I can't you mong... I'm chained down... wha-What did you do?! you cock sucking dick-holes! I'll fuck your eyes you shit head why can't I control my body?!

>>528310
Shenzi: *Growling* you ass holes... you fucking ass holes... let me go you fuck faces!! let me out of these chains, you perverted shits! and stop fucking playing with my junk, it's not yours!

>>528314
Shenzi: Fuck you! what do you know about my people?! What do you know about what I can and can't do! Fucking mong!!

>>528533
Shenzi: I'm not weak... assholes... I'm not...

Just because you are strong physically does not mean you are not weak.

A strong leader would have been graceful in defeat and realized that you can not win everything against everyone.

A strong leader would not have abused William for following the tenants of his faith.

A strong leader only uses fear and intimidation when needed.

Just because we have you bound now does not mean it has to stay this way. If you prove yourself and show us that you can be more than just a sore loser and a brainless bully you can earn your freedom. Our king has a use for strong generals.

Up to you really but if you don't want to change your ways then we keep your body and do what we like with it. You had better learn quick though because we honestly do not know how this will affect your mind in the long term.

We don't have eyes, dickholes, or mouths. Sorry to disappoint you; we'll just borrow yours.

And we know you can't control your own body, since you so very nicely told us.

Now, the others like 735f4f might want to let you go eventually or keep you alive. I don't particularly care if you make it out of here in one piece or at all. It still makes a good bribe, so: If you want to get your body back, then be a good little bitch. You're not weak? Learn to be.

The strong do not strike out wildly like children when they are defeated.

You are bested in a fair contest, and do you accept your loss, or try to better yourself? No, you tried to console yourself by heaping abuse on your pack, and seeking a kobold scapegoat.

Those are the actions of a coward. A coward blames others. The brave admit their own fault, accept their own injuries.

Strong or not the fact is right now you're stuck and we hold your life in the palm of our... eh, your hand.

so what's the plan here guys? We keep her and try to run he little pack by pretending to be her and have them unknowingly act as Eadoo's unofficial privet band of mercenaries, Take her body and ditch said pack and make it look like a fight went down here so the pack thinks something took her, or what?

So right now you have 2 options, work with us and regain your body plus a story or two, or resist us and we will end you and take your body regardless.

(If she decides to work with us I say the first thing we do is dress her wound to make it non-fatal, without remove us of course)

Oh and if you're looking to call us something you can go ahead and call us Karma for now, or just keep calling us asshole, dipshit, or whatever I really don't care.

>>529784
I doubt we can act dickish enough to impersonate her effectively. Fake a struggle and offski sounds to be the better option.

>>529754
Oh, listen here cutie, see you aren't in control here~
Now either you do what we say, or well, you cease to exist and we use your body anyway~
Though if you cooperate, maybe we can make thing more... pleasurable for you hmm?~
As, say, a reward for obeying us, we can give you pleasure you've never known~
*giggle*
(That might actually work, 'rewarding' her for obeying us~)

>>529754
Hmm...
Actually, why not a small taste? Mmm~

[Arouse]

>>529800
>>529801
Leave the creepy to those sugar angel things, alright? Seriously, what is it with you and squiggles?

>>529797
Eh, it wouldn't be that hard. When her pack comes back just say we had time to simmer down or have just gotten so pissed that we went full circle and are back at being mildly annoyed. Whenever one of her followers steps out of line we can just accuse them of trying to overthrow us to run the pack for themselves, challenge them to a duel, and kick there ass, then stand them back on there feet and fight them again until they can't stand anymore, turning it into a workout for us and a sparing mach for the gnoll in question (the idea here being to actually turn the group of gnolls into better fighters while still proving our dominance). And if they question why she has stopped rapping them whenever they fuck up we can simple reply that "you assholes fuck up so much I figured you where starting to enjoy it". But hey I can go with whatever choice we pick as I see pros and cons with both.
If we stick with the pack Shenzi is more likely to work with us and we get a whole pack of gnolls to back us up. Downside is we always have to worry about being discovered and have to put up the act that we are Shenzi while still trying not to be as complete of a bitch.
If we leave the pack to fend for itself then Shenzi is less likely to work with us, we would have to worry about her pack trying to track us (unlikely but hey you never know), and we would have to have her travel with the group and I'm 99% positive that when she finds out we work for Eadoo she is going to be really really 'sore' to put it mildly and her presents might make Will uncomfortable. However we don't have to put up any act and if we can actually turn Shenzi into less of a bitch she could make a very useful ally and we could get ourselves a new body without worrying about her trying to kill everyone... this is of course if we don't simply rip her soul out

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/07/31(Wed)22:03 No. 530119 ID: b28863
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>>529756
>Shenzi growls with anger.

Shenzi - Who the hell are you to tell me what's wrong and right?! You think you're some kind of almighty figure or something, fuck face?! I don't give a fuck, I follow no King! Gnolls do not have kings dickwad!

>Shenzi struggles against her binds in vain, tiring herself out...

>>529759
>>529760
>Shenzi faces down and snarls angrily...

>>529800
>>529801
Shenzi - Ahh hey! st-stop it, p-perverted shit head! what are you doing... stop!

>Liver and garlic stroll over, they start to talk, you manage to make out their language seeing as it's in your brain.

Liver - Sorry mistress, there aren't any kobolds this far north, there's literally nothing we can do about it.

Garlic - y-yeah... we tried our best...

Liver - Couldn't even catch a rabbit, we really fucked up... we'll take our punishment seeing as we failed...

Garlic - Were is everyone?

>>530119
Lets see how well you can resist, shall we?

[Make her say "Whatever. I'm just pissed since I've never been more aroused than when that Kobold humiliated me."]

>>530120
[Then "Let's see if you can outdo her." and get on all fours.]

>>530122
No. Completely aside from that being creepy as fuck, we don't want them to pay too much attention to the KNIFE sticking out of her side.

...could we not resort to mind control rape? That's unbelievably awful. Stoppit.

I don't actually expect it to go anywhere. The point is to see how much she can resist, isn't it? Pushing her like that will logically make her resist more.

Plus, I seriously doubt their reaction to their dreaded mistress asking for a dicking will instantly be to rape her. They'll be confused and uncertain.

>>530126
She can't resist at all.
The knife's magic has completely bound her soul, and taken ownership of her body and emotions.

Her personality is ours to shape; she could become a loyal servant or mindless animal within a week.

That's some seriously dangerous mojo.

Perhaps we could break the chains, in theory, so we don't need to micromanage her?

>>530158
Ah, I see. I retract my suggestion, then, it was indeed poorly thought out.


Using the image from the previous post as a guide... unbind both arms and one leg, leave the chains on her neck and the other leg?

>>530119
A simple way to handle this would be for Eadoo to approach the camp, and ask if they're looking for someone, which would be a neat distraction.

We can work on introducing their leader as "oh, she bet more than her honor in that tavern; now I own her soul!" *summon host with snap of fingers.*

>>530160
Let's leave that for later, when we have time for experimenting.

A broken chain might not be repairable.

A chain could probably be transformed into rope, though.

>>530162
Point, but I don't think her arms are bound with chains. Cuffs, perhaps? And the padlock would logically have a key.

Could we try and bind her leg chains to each other instead of the imaginary ground?

>>530164
>And the padlock would logically have a key.
In this case, the key is probably Death.

The knife is Angelic+Demonic.
The ruthlessness of a Holy Paladin and the spite of a Infernal Prince, bound into an artifact via Entropic Runes.

For now, we need to deal with this odd situation that best allows us to gain the loyalty (via fear) of the three gnoll guys.

>>530197
Bugger. True.

Alright, so nothing about getting turned on, and nothing sexual in general.

If a punishment is necessary: Have them find a beehive, cover themselves in honey, and see how fast they can run?

We could try making her be way to nice to everyone and see how they all reacted.

>>530199
I was thinking more along the lines of
>"Hi, it's Eadoo again! Remember how I beat your leader the other day? While you were out, She found me by accident, and so I beat her again! Now I own her soul, and now you all belong to me, too! Now since none of you caught anything for supper like she asked you, anyone who complains about this change of affairs will be beaten and fucked!"

Remember Eadoo's ambitions of kingship, so this is all in the spirit of:
>I AM KING. YOU ARE NOW MY SERVANTS BECAUSE I SAY SO.


That's probably the quickest way to resolve this.

>>530204
Sounds good except for the beaten/fucked bit. If someone does object, what then?

You know we could just give them a mild beating and stop before we do any real harm to them saying something like we're to pissed to even give them a proper beating, then either head into our tent or go for a walk (and by walk I mean we keep on walking and regroup with Eadoo and pals somewhere else in the morning away from the gnolls ditching them and ask Eadoo via telepathy where we should meet up).

If we do stay with the pack my plan was something along the lines of still being a bitch to start but slowly becoming more bearably with with no more rapes.

Also I take it we're going to stick with the pack now?

>>530263
Rape is a healthy part of gnoll-gnoll relationships!
IIRC, this behavior originates from the real Hyena, in which the alpha female hyena regularly reasserts her dominance via rape, made possible by the hyena species' unique possession of a pseudo-phallus!
The same applies to gnoll-gnoll domestic violence, which also is sourced from real Hyena behavior!

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/08/01(Thu)19:42 No. 530521 ID: b28863
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>>530120
>>530122
>>530124
>>530125
>>530126
>>530158
>>530160
>Shenzi studders and shakes being pushed to act and not act before stopping entirely.

Liver - Are you okay mistress?

>>530161
>>530204
Eadoo - Okay that sounds like a plan.

>Eadoo shuffles over to the other side of camp and strolls out like he owns the place, William following whilst trying to look menacing...

Onion - A Kobold, look!!

Eadoo - Shenzi be a doll and translate for me, I don't speak your dog language~

>You translate for eadoo...

Liver - What?! why are you doing what she says?

Eadoo - My name is Eadoo... I don't recall seeing you at the tavern a few days ago... That's where I beat your mistress at a game of skill, courage and honor~ Shenzi's such a sore loser she tried to take out her anger on a poor kobold, that's why she sent you, and everyone else for that matter~ But while she was alone I challenged her to another triad of games and won all three again. So in all fair contest, her soul is mine and she obeys willingly as my servant, isn't that right~?

>Eadoo slaps your butt hard making a loud and clear *clap*

Eadoo - So with that in mind you also obey to me as king, who rules over your beloved Shenzi. shouldn't be too hard for you, I hear you gnolls prefer female masters with massive "Authority" Keehee~

Liver - You have got to be kidding me?!

Onion - Wh-what?!

>Shenzi yells and struggles inside, trying to control your body but only manages to hurt her soul. Her pleases and anger goes unheard, only you notice.

Shenzi - you bastard, you fucking bold shit head!! Don't you dare fucking... Aaaahhh! fuck!

Eadoo - Now since none of you managed to even find so much a rabbit for supper, I don't want to hear a peep out of you or you'll be beaten and fucked~! hear me?!

Onion - Y-y-yes miss-mistresses...

>Liver looks inquisitive about the whole dilemma.

Liver - so what are our orders now Mistress Eadoo?

Well, I suppose you should tell them to find something for supper, since we aren't likely to eat otherwise. This time, I suggest everyone, including Shenzi and Eadoo, joins in, partly to increase our chances, partly because blah blah camaraderie.

And Shenzi? You should've found out that struggling is useless now. Cooperate with us and things will go better for you. We may even give you leadership of some gnolls when we have an actual kingdom.

>>530521
>Liver - so what are our orders now Mistress Eadoo?

>Eadoo is hungry. If anyone has a knife, Eadoo will take it and go hunting for meat. Bacon can tend to the stew. I don't care about the rest of you right now, you can follow or stay if you want.

If you will remember from the beginning of the first thread, Eadoo is a damn good knife-hurler.
She stabbed a jackalope in the forehead from thirty paces!

Hello, Shenzi? In case you were thinking about commuting suicide from the shame and bondage, you really should reconsider.

The magic holding you is powered by the Black Scrawl. You know what that means, don't you Shenzi?

Please stop fighting, or you will be consumed before we can free you.

You are useless to everyone right now, and it sickens me.
Eadoo wants to own a servant with your kind of spirit.
Let us know if you need anything, alright darling?

Will probably take awhile for Shenzi to realize fighting us is a lost cause. Eventually she might come around but that's up to her.

As for now we have a gnoll tribe to run. Lets show them our way of doing things.

If we do not have any food we better go get some. Eadoo you are a good hunter and knows these parts better so why don't you show them the tricks? We can follow you and act like your love slave or whatever.

Also we should let the others know whats going on.

>>530534
>Also we should let the others know whats going on.

Telepathic Knife Link Online:
Rozalin, Martin, this is Magic Knife, do you copy? Eadoo has gotten us possessing the body of a gnoll mistress now, winning us her camp of followers as a bonus. Over.

Shenzi
you want to know our long term goals, why we are doing this?
We're going to create a kingdom. You may laugh now but know this, if you work with us, if you help instead of resist, when everything is said and done, you could be leading armies. You may be mad now that you lost your pack but if you help us see this through to the end I can promise you that for generations, hell maybe even centuries from now when people think of the name Shenzi, they will think of one of the greatest generals that ever lived. Yes general and as for why you'd want to be a general under Eadoo here, I can tell you don't like politics, and diplomacy bores you. You like action, to be there in the thick of battle. As a general you could lead armies into the most glories battles this world has ever seen and never have to bother with that tedious game know as politics, that's much better suited for that little kobolt wouldn't you say? So Shenzi what's it going to be? Will you help us build a kingdom that will one day be a shining gem for all this world to see with you being it's most powerful and respected warrior, or will you refuse and be erased from history and forgotten as we forge ahead without you? It's your choice.

>>The hit is non lethal if treated but could kill if left alone
We should probably do something about this in the next day or so. Living Shenzi is likely to be more useful to us than rapidly decaying zombie Shenzi.

to say Will looks displeased, would be a massive understatement. We must be careful what we allow the gnolls to expect from us, lest we eventually be forced to act on it.

>>530575
I'm pretty certain Will is acting the part of the "big bruiser".

Hey Will, you doing okay monk-buddy?

>>530563
Yeah, but we should do it sooner. As soon as possible, in fact. The longer it's in, the greater the chance of some kind of damage or serious infection.

When we are removed to treat Shenzi, we should also be cleaned as much as possible; Stick us in the fire 'till we're red hot, then boil us in that cauldron, followed by immersion in a bowl of strong distilled spirits will get us about as clean as we can get out here. Shenzi will also have to be heavily bound so she can't move at all, and equally heavily gagged to keep any of the other gnolls from even hearing her muffled yells.

Once all that's done we'll need to prep and clean a site on her body to stick us back in; Preferably someplace we could be covered and hidden, and doesn't shift around much. Perhaps slid partially under the skin of her sternum, between her breasts. Could we also get something like wax to coat our edge before we're inserted so we don't keep cutting into her body?

We should also test to see how far we have to be stuck into her before we can take control. If it's only a little bit then we may be able to be taped/glued/tied down to her skin with only our tip in her, so as to minimize trauma and potential for infection.

Before splitting up we should round up the rest of the gnolls and tell them the news. Most of all do not let eadoo out of our reach, infact: >sit at camp with eadoo in our lap.

>>530521
Eadoo: "Go scrounge up your own meals. Meat's scarce, but you should be able to find some edible plants.
If you can't even do that, then I'll have to give you a crash course in survival. It's a poor leader who can't keep their people fed, right?"

Shenzi: Save your energy. You're beaten, and you're only hurting yourself. If you were smart you'd be playing along so you could learn everything you could about us.
But no, even telling you that outright isn't going to change anything. You've got too much misplaced ego to even pretend to be docile, and more bravado than brains.
So you'll keep fighting, even though all you're doing is hurting yourself.

You may think yourself strong, but that is only in body. Your inner self, your spirit, is weak. Your new Mistress's is strong. That is why she is King, and you are the Pet. After all, isn't it the way of Gnolls for the weak to obey the strong?

We know you wish to be strong. And resisting will only make you weaker....

Well, if there's absolutely nothing around to hunt and they're hard up enough for meat there's always that bear corpse we were riding around in. It's winter so it's been cold enough that it shouldn't have gotten much worse than when we found it. Gnolls should be able to stomach meat that's gone a bit rotten, right? Especially if it's boiled in that cauldron or roasted first.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/08/02(Fri)21:17 No. 530909 ID: b28863
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for warning: I was am tired when I drew this

>>530524
>>530531
>>530534
>>530657
Eadoo - I don't think we need to go get food, there's a pot of broiling stew that smells just fine to me, if Shenzi wanted an extra zing of kobold it was superficial... Besides there's three visible food caches in those tents, these gnolls aren't starving. And I ate before leaving, so I'm fine really, but you should eat and sleep now that you have a living body. Have you taken that into accounts? And if you want some hunting tips on herbs? don't eat anything in this forest there are no edible plants in the winter, all this greenery, it's all poison. but these trees and bushes die out during the summer and you can eat any living plant then. Mushrooms are fair game during the winter though.

>>530533
>The magic holding you is powered by the Black Scrawl. You know what that means, don't you Shenzi?

>Shenzi get's really quiet, really fast and stops struggling entirely...

>>530539
>Rozalin, Martin, this is Magic Knife, do you copy? Eadoo has gotten us possessing the body of a gnoll mistress now, winning us her camp of followers as a bonus. Over.

Martin - *where fine back here... Well I am, Rozy's terrified of the dark, which turned in my favor as she's taken to my bosom for shelter. Good to know you've apprehended the gnolls, but don't let them trick you into loosing the uperhand, they're tricky things. Keep us updated on important news and we'll meet up as soon as possible. At worst case we'll move on without you and meet up eventually.*

>>530555
>>530688
>>530657
>Shenzi continues to bog in silence.

>>530575
>>530584
>>530495
Will - *I'm fine... I'm Glad you have chosen not to kill, though I have strong feelings against Shenzi, I do not wish death on any living thing... It's just... Shenzi... when she forced herself on me... it burned, it burned at my soul... because of my spiritual contract, every night spent with her, my very life hanged in the balance... a reality she never believed and tried over and over to "Prove" how wrong I was... Still... I don't hate her... I know what hate feels like, and she's not lowly and vile enough for it.

>You feel Williams heart fill with emotions as he spoke, anger and tears boil on the crisp of his cheeks, but his eyes are steady and emotionless, his body still and poise. On the outside William in a stone.

>>530620
>Eadoo jumps into your open lap sitting on your pride. You bide your time while you wait from the rest of the tribe.

>After a long pause, they arrive in a mass.

Gauffre - Mistress, we found jackalopes and marmuts, but still no sign of Kobol...

Eadoo - Hello~

Banzai - Hey I know her, it's the kobold that bested Shenzi at the tavern!

Bacon - Really?1 the one who's braver, more talented and has a bigger penis than mistress?

Banzai - ehh... well Shenzi would beg to differ, and with the poor thing in her grasp, I think that bar story should be put to rest...

Eadoo - Shenzi translate again would you please?

Banzai - What?

Eadoo - after defeating Shenzi again in a series of challenges whilst you were all gone, I have this time not only claimed her pride but her very soul~ she now obey's willingly to me and me alone, in that you are all my minions. understood~?

Banzai - Really now?

Gauffre - Bullshit!!

Hardtack - Shenzi would never!

Eadoo - oohh~? Here, let me prove her loyalty, Shenzi kiss my butt~ Heehee

>>530909
Not alot of choice here. *follow orders*

I hope this doesn't lead to Eadoo getting a childish reputation. Most people like kids, and will even fight and die to protect them.. but far, far fewer will listen to, or obey them.

I wonder if we can use Shenzi's brain to 'remember' stuff for mind-reading fun. It might help with impersonating her, if needed. *examine evening at the inn from her side.*

Why are we going along with this? Why don't we just tell those gnolls that their leader bitch pissed off something she couldn't handle and lost her body because of it? Its not like we can fake being her all that well when we only have a little information on what she's like. And if she's anything like what we've seen, why would they care if she lost her body? And if they do care, she was physically stronger than any of the others, would they be willing to risk fighting something as strong as she was that can't feel pain?
Eadoo does have a nice ass and if it was for other reasons I wouldn't mind kissing it, but we just got this body and I'd rather we not demean ourselves in front of a bunch of strangers for a act we won't be able to keep up anyways.

Careful Eadoo. You're coming off more like an evil tyrant than someone who would actually "unite the land". Don't forget that the only reason she's even "listening" to you is because we're in control for now.

>>531012
I agree with this, still I Wanna see their face when shenzi kisses eadoo's cute butt square in the middle, extra tongue

gnolls understand sexual dominance, ideally eadoo would publicaly violate shenzi, but i think this is as close as we're going to get. remember to remind them of the beatings and ass fucking theyll get for going against you.

Shenzi, are you afraid? Are you shaking? Is that urine i smell? we'll eat your soul if you dont start playing nice. Say youre sorry and say youre a little bitch, or well take a bite.

Will, you're very strong and very kind.

>>530909
So you really think there might be a slim chance of betterment for her, Will? Then I suppose we'll not make her suffer, unless she brings it onto herself.

Given that Eadoo has a nice bonus (+20) to Seductive interactions, that may actually be a way we can make Shenzi listen/obey. No sex unless she's willing, though.

>>530909
[Have Shenzi whimper and politely ask Eadoo to not make her do it.]

>>531022
Stop. She's behaving, so there's no point in causing her any more grief.

Eadoo: Lemme check the Evil Overlord list...
Ah, here we go, item 48: "I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge."

If something is on the Evil Overlord list you should think twice.

A bit of dominance is called for but we should avoid going overboard. I know she would do far worse in our place but lets be better than her.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/08/03(Sat)20:50 No. 531274 ID: b28863
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>>531000
>You remember the events of those nights being hazy, though the details are sketchy, you clearly recall that Eadoo cheated! and tricked you, Eadoo clearly rigged the crowed and no one seemed to notice how amazing your speech about helping William become a man and how any gnoll would give his life for a his mistress, was. You also recall something about a treasure... but that is indecipherable... the memory is not fresh enough or kept too precious.

>>531191
>>531022
>>531016
>>531000
>You have Shenzi whimper and politely ask Eadoo to not make her do it. Eadoo promptly refuses and you follow orders, making a distinctive kiss sound.

Eadoo - See, your mistress is my loyal pet~ and now with that in mind I am your king. Though I am a kind ruler, you will be beaten and violated if you disobey my orders or go against me, just as you would were Shenzi still on top.

>The gnolls don't seem to even care what you translate for Eadoo, their eyes gleam with rage as they grasp their weapons tightly in clenched fists.

Gauffre - you... Rat... BASTARD!!

Mutton - Shenzi would never do such a thing! You rotten trickster!!

Lard - Fucking... Fuck you!!

Gauffre - We will never obey you, Bold!!

Mutton - I'll Never Forgive You!!

>They draw their weapons but only hesitantly advance... shaking... unable to fight their beloved and feared mistresses shell. Yelling and cursing they slam their weapons on the ground or break them over their knees!

Gauffre - Gnolls will never have a king, bold... Mark my words... We will retrieve Shenzi's soul... And she will kill you...

>The gnolls walk away into the darkness of the night, cussing and barking at each other... Liver, onion, bacon, Banzai and ed stay behind, standing awkwardly where they where as the others left... Ed can't hold back a second longer and folds in half falling to the ground, he laughs louder than you've ever heard and looses control of his bladder. giggling and cackling so hard it echos throughout the forest.

Banzai - Well that was an interesting turn of events...

Onion - what should we do?

Liver - Maybe this Eadoo mistress will be better than Shenzi?

Bacon - I quite like this new leader.

Liver - She has a penis too.

Bacon - *blush*

Onion - oh right... and she follows the same punishments... *sigh*

Liver - so long as she pays I'll stay...

>>531014
>>531193
Eadoo - *you're right... Gatling, thank you... I can see how someone could easy become corrupt, abuse of power comes as no surprise. As my adviser I demand you remind me not to become corrupt and not to let any amount of power get the best of me, when and if it does... *sigh* Still, felt nice to be mean~*

>>531089
Will - *I believe Shenzi may take some violence if you want to beat love into her heart... but I think anyone can change with a little kindness.*

>Shenzi is still quiet... muttering to herself softly...

>>531274 (Well, I guess we should 'try' to be nicer, even if we're complete douchebags by nature) *in a gentle tone*
Do you have something to say, Shenzi? C'mon now, speak up.

>>531274
Will, any significance to the straying gnolls deciding to break their weapons? I would guess its a show of protest and challenge to authority, but knowing more would help.

>>531274
Well, that was the stick. Now show Shenzi the carrot. Show her what she gets to benefit from our arraignment.

Well the bad news is that the gnolls who left where probably the most violent and strongest. But the good news is that these gnolls are more loyal. i don't think we'll need to violate any of them to get what we want, but bacon might be an exemption if you know what I mean. Perhaps letting them use shenzis body as a gift for good work could motivate em. I say we let the loyal ones know that were only possessing her body, but that might be unwise.

ask them why they stayed and confirm that once we have income we will pay, until then we can pay in"services" food company adventure... Ask for their opinion about eadoos plans.

so now that were living, must we eat and sleep? Eat some of the koboldless stew aand stay awake tonight, we're not closing our eyes until those gnolls are good and gone. Inform our gnolls that we 're cooperating with humans and tell the others to come over.

Let's learn More about these gnolls, starting with bacon.

>Show mistress Eadoo how well you dance, shake our body smoothly and sensually, maybe even a little song.

>>532816
Let's not. It's not playtime yet, and I don't think Shenzi will respond well to being forced to amuse Eadoo again. We're trying to keep her reasonably intact, remember.

Seems like bansai speaks common, or at least he did in the inn. Talk to him.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/08/13(Tue)16:55 No. 534166 ID: b28863
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>>531276
>*in a gentle tone* Do you have something to say, Shenzi? C'mon now, speak up.

Shenzi - I have nothing to say to you... Demon...

>>531277
Will - I don't rightly now, It looked like they really wanted to fight but couldn't... their weapons betrayed them I suppose... Perhaps just rage exploding?

>>531359
>ask them why they stayed and confirm that once we have income we will pay, until then we can pay in"services" food company adventure... Ask for their opinion about eadoos plans.

>the gnolls look confused and can't give a straight answer as of to why they stayed. The three gnolls all look quite interested at the thought of "services" from their mistress... They don't seem to have much faith in Eadoos plans. The gnolls seem displeased that you're operating with humans, though compliant.

>You guide Rozalin, Martin and Roland towards you until they can spot the light of the camp.

You do need to eat and drink if you plan on keeping Shenzis body alive, you feel tired, perhaps you wont make the night without help.

>>533227
>Banzai walks over to Eadoo Giving him the most serious look... He speaks to him in common.

Banzai - Miss... Lord Eadoo... You've beaten my sister not once but twice, ruined her pride, captured her soul and now bend her body and will to your bidding, you've disbanded the last course, that which she slaved over for five years and forced her to kiss your little rodent ass in front of her own men...

Eadoo - y-yes?

Banzai - Good! little bitch deserved it.

Eadoo - Re-really?

Banzai - Yeah, from a gnolls standing she's a ruthless leader like no other, a real hero... But from the perspective of the reasonable world she's a bitch...

>He leans in, real close to you, nearly breathing on you...

Bansai - Shenzi is a Real... Rakazusha~

>Shenzi explodes to life inside! while the other gnolls jump at the insult.

Shenzi - You Fuck! I'll Kill You! Don't You Ever Fucking Call Me That Banzi!! I Will Fucking Murder You!!

>A moment passes that he just stares at you dead in the eyes...

Banzai - She's not there, is she?

Eadoo - Wh-what?!

Banzai - She would of crushed me... You control her but she's not really there... Is my sister still alive?

Eadoo - I... I don't know for sure... Gatling's in there right now... ask them.

Banzai - Very well. Gatling, Is my sister alive and well? or at least her soul?

>Eadoo leveled up Rogue Lv.5
Give +5 to two different stats and pick one of the following perks...
Pilfering hands [+5 to slight of hand]
Song bird [+10 to singing]
Succubus kiss [mystical ability] [can bend subjects to her will during or directly after an act of passion]
Language of love [mystical abillity] [Eadoo and a subject understand each other, regardless of language, during an act of passion]
Magnetic personality [+10 to attracting followers]

>Gatling has also leveled up. Sentient shard Lv.7
choose one of the following perks...

greater telepathy [you can read the surface thoughts of those not in your party]
Tongues [You vaguely understand any language]
Multy-possession [dominate up to 2 hosts at a time]

charisma and fellowship

and the perk should be succubus kiss

gatling should get tongues

>>534166
Fellowship and Constitution

Succubus kiss, which you might want to test on on Shenzi.

Gatling should go tongues.

Fellowship and ballistics.

Magnetic Personality. The mind control sex stuff is just creepy, thanks.

Tongues.

>Is she
She's still here. She wanted to crush you, but was unable. We can recite the litany of curses and death threats, if you want.

Should go with Tongues or Greater Telepathy, I feel those should help the most.


Well she's currently screaming how if she could, she would murder you and kill you in horrific ways, and generally screaming curse words in response. So yes she's quite pissed in here, what did you say to her?

>>534166
I say Magnetic Personality for Eadoo.
Multi-possesion for us. We want as many bodies as we can get between an enemy's blades and the others, no?

Magnetic personality and Tongues.

Her mind and soul are her own but our control of her body is absolute. We would like to avoid causing her permanent harm but that's really up to her in the end.

>>534166
[Bansai]: You called her a whore, didn't you? Anyways, she's still there in soul. Just, in a cell, as you could say. She's also pissed about your namecalling.
[Shenzi]:*soothing tone* Hey now, Senzi. Just calm down.
You know what they say: 'sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me.' Just calm down now, it's alright.

Constitution and either Charisma or Fellowship

For the perk I say either Magnetic Personality or Succubus Kiss. Either or those would be good for getting underlings. We should also probably upgrade Strength at some point so it isn't so low. As for our upgrades, I have no idea.

Banzai: Oh, she's still in here. Safe, as long as doesn't try to resist. It's ironic, given how she used to act. Maybe if she learns to be a good girl she might earn herself a reward *stroke Shenzi*, but for now that seems unlikely. Don't worry, I'll take good care of her.

We should totally try and recruit and or Banzai. She gives the feeling of being a competent lieutenant, and her allegiance will likely help with keeping our gnoll underlings loyal. Also, we should totally seduce her once we get her to warm up to us. Gnoll loyalty is based on sex, but that doesn't mean it has to be rape.

Okay, as nice as talky is, lets grab eadoo and go to sleep. Fuzzy kobolds gotta be good plushies, right?
Also, get mutlihost for us and magnetic personality

>>534166
Tell Banzai: "She's currently shouting expletives and promises to murder you into our metaphysical ear, and if we weren't possessing her she'd be doing so. So yes, she's quite certainly still in here.
Speaking of her well-being, think you could provide her with some medical treatment, Will?"

"Language of love" to help communication.
"Multy-possession", so we don't have to give away our presence by sticking out of our hosts. Also, because having knives sticking out of somebody's body is really bad for their health, and we can't trust people to get close enough to our hosts to treat them for fear they'll yank us out. This is important immediately, not just in the future.

>>534222
Also, I would like to remind everybody that Shenzi currently has a rotting-bear covered dagger stuck in her side, which will probably kill her soon if we don't get it treated. I mean, shit, our senses tell us "perhaps you wont make the night without help".

Multi-possession is the only option that doesn't kill Shenzi.

"Yeah, Banzai, her body is still quite alive, and she's definitely intact in soul. We'd offer to bind her and release control so you could see for sure, but after what you said we doubt there's enough rope in the world to keep her from breaking loose to rip you apart."

Oh, and can we do telepathy with Banzai, or does he not count as a member of the group? If we can, maybe we could connect Shenzi up to it temporarily so she can bellow curses at her brother.

Eadoo should get Constitution and Fellowship, with the perk Magnetic Personality. Constitution for more stamina to keep going longer, both on the trail and in the sack, and Fellowship and Magnetic Personality to get and keep followers, since Eadoo is gonna be King, after all.

We really have to choose multi-possession here. It'll mean we can keep Shenzi and still be used on another live or dead target, and we won't be sticking out with "pull me" practically written on us. Also, while we could treat Shenzi by getting her bound and gagged before we're pulled out, we're gonna have to be stuck back in someplace else on her after. Even if we're cleaned and boiled to sterilize us first it still means another injury that'll have to be treated sooner rather than later. Her body is gonna be half covered in bandages within a week that way, if it doesn't just keel over from a massive infection first.

Multi-possession will create another knife.
Two knives, two bodies

Please define "act of passion"

>>534166
If we want to keep Shenzi, I see two different ways; either Succubus Kiss or sticking ourselves in her. Personally, I don't like have us stuck in her. It weakens us by having one of us already wounded from the beginning and without the option of turning an enemy into an ally,if we don't choose multi possession.

Also, I'd like Tongues, as we can recognise any verbal traps or ticks that others may use.

So Constituion and Fellowship for now

Succubus Kiss and Tongues also

When I possessed Shenzi I took care not to crush her soul. She is in here and quite furious at you. I could snap her soul like a twig at anytime yet she has done nothing but insult me as if she seeks her own end. I don't know how long a soul can last chained inside its own mind, but Shenzi has until then to figure out why I have not ended her. maybe being trapped inside her own head will finally give her time to think.

Magnetic personality, Fellowship, Ballistics and Multy-possession. If we are going to convince Shenzi to join our merry band we will need all the fellowship we can get.

>>534272
many things can be an act of passion, even something as small as a kiss, but more passion the stronger the effect.
Eadoo could get a free apple from a peck on the cheek or a "Please let me pass sir" from a longer lusty kiss, but "go kill that person" might take more than a kiss.

Magnetic personality and Tongues I feel is a good combo

If we're going to end up as king, we'll first need our army, so Fellowship and Ballistics to give us the best chance of acquiring followers and Gatling hosts. Then Succubus kiss for an additional option to edge people into our service. (also makes sense since Eadoo is, er equipped to deal with most any passionate situation. (Btw, is heavy petting or surprise kisses going to cut it as well?)
For Gatling I'd go for multi-possession this time because otherwise we're in a bit of a bind if something serious crops up. After all, we're largely unarmed with Shenzi knifed. Until we have another way of keeping her in line, I don't think we have a better option.

>>534339
it depends, the power's strength is directly linked to how strong the emotion Eadoo gives.
it's a confusing power... Even a look could trigger the power, but it would be very weak and the subject would need to already be rather enamored.

Language of love seems horribly useless if we have tongues. Let's go cha, fell, succubus kiss and tongues.
also have someone disinfect the bladewound, well get a potion in the next town, I'm sure this fantasy setting supports red potions. For now go snuggle with eadoo, maybe some more butt kissing before bed?

>>534350
Hm, okay. I still think Kiss is the better choice compared to magnetic personality, as it gives us another option to use in situations where a fellowship check just wouldn't cut it. Who knows, one day a come-hither stare may save our ass, even if it just trips up an attacker for a moment. Not to mention the comedy value~

I also think we can hold on Tongues for now, so long as we are going to try to keep Bansai around - if you look at his sheet on the discussion page, he's already a great diplomat who knows most of the languages we're likely to need at this stage. And what's more kingly than delegating stuff like that to your subjects?

kiss and mindreading

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/08/18(Sun)22:06 No. 535628 ID: b28863
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still getting used to a new paintprog. might go back to photoshop

Eadoo ups his fellowship and constitution skill by 5 and gains Magnetic personality.

>Your blade and hilt burn as a dollop of metal pours out of shenzi's wound and fall to the ground with a clank. a new blade has formed, this one is shorter and sleek. though lacking a handle, your new metal body glimmers with fresh polished silver... the same marks riddle the shaft...

Multy possession aquired

>>534176
>>534222
>>534328
>Oh, she's still in here. Safe, as long as doesn't try to resist. It's ironic, given how she used to act. Maybe if she learns to be a good girl she might earn herself a reward

>*stroke Shenzi*
>Shenzi shivers and growls in protest.

Senzi - Quit that, you... pervert.

>but for now that seems unlikely. Don't worry, I'll take good care of her.

Banzai - Do try not to kill her, Though I do hate her... She is still my sister...

>>534194
>You called her a whore, didn't you?

Banzai - Not quite, it doesn't translate well... Kinda like... The most foul thing imaginable...

>*soothing tone* Hey now, Senzi. Just calm down. You know what they say: 'sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me.' Just calm down now, it's alright.

Shenzi - What do you know about sticks and stones... you stupid monster!! Cuts and broken bones heal, I have to scars to prove it... You can fight sticks and stones and swords and fire! But words... What the hell do you know, about what words do to you... What the hell do you know about the things I've been told... The things I've felt!! So don't tell me, that a rock is worst than a word... You piss drinking cock sucker!!

>Shenzi growls in anger, wallowing in anger and sulk... but soon sits quite again, tired, sorrowed...

>>534221
>>534367
>You have Martin check at the wounds. He pours strong ale in it and bloodied red foam drools from the wound. bandaging up the cut and kereping the blade in place.

Martin - You should have it looked at by a professional... we'll surely find one in the next town, Eadoo and William could use attention as well...

> lets grab eadoo and go to sleep. Fuzzy kobolds gotta be good plushies, right?

>You pick up Eadoo's light body and make for Shenzi's big tent. inside you find a mattress of pelts, a cache of food and rum, wine and spirits as well as a chest. Eadoo undresses to sleep, and nuzzles your chest as her tiny weight presses down on you.

Eadoo - Heehee... what comfy pillows you have Gatling~ I never really noticed how much I love breasts until just recently... mind If I sleep in them?

>_ _ _

We don't care much Eadoo, although she might. Just keep it clean, okay? Mind controlling a living thing is skeevy enough without going any further.

just to paraphrase... when I said "you might not make it through the night without help" I meant you'll likely fall asleep if you don't do something to stay awake

You can rest there if you desire. For now this body needs sleep. Awaken us if you need anything. Or pickup the other blade and speak.

>>535637

oh mai. Perhaps a more permanent form of restraint then.

Barring that, rape her like there's no tomorrow. Her penis turns inside out if you're wondering how. Why? Because there is no tomorrow. As soon as we drift off she's going to fucking kill you and melt us down to make necklaces. May as well enjoy the moment!

...I'd go with just tying her up though. Just saying.

>>535670
...He means our BODY is going to sleep, we are still binding her in a soul fashion. It just means that since we're not a necrotic corpse anymore this body needs to be cared for and has its natural functions..

>>535635
I would agree Eadoo, she might not be comfortable if you, er, 'try' anything. She wouldn't enjoy it either.
I may not like Shenzi very much, but even 'i' have standards.

If we're still free to go dream diving even though our body has to sleep, it might be helpful to check out all the gnolls and possibly get some insight into our new... allies. Shenzi especially will probably be having a gnarly one... maybe we can help her like we did Will and Roz.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/08/19(Mon)15:21 No. 535815 ID: b28863
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rolled 56 = 56

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>>535635
>>535702
>Eadoo leans up and blushes...

Eadoo - I'm sorry about that... you're right, there's more than just you in there. Ehm... Shenzi, may I sleep with you tonight? your chest is quite soft. oh jeeze, our rods are touching... eum.. let me just... move over like this... eum... b-better?

Shenzi - Tell the rat to get off me and to fuck off.

Eadoo - I hope... that we can be friends... Miss Shenzi...

Eadoo attempts to befriend Shenzi wth a cha. save:
>cha 54 + mag. personality (+10) + watery eyes (+10) - Territorial (-15) = 59

below 05 crit success
below 20 great success
below 59 success
above 60 failure
above 80 horrible failure
above 95 crit fail

someone is peeking in from the tent opening. Can't really tell who though.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/08/19(Mon)15:48 No. 535832 ID: b28863
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Shenzi - Fr-friends? Is this bitch for real? does she realize I'm going to kill her?! Does she realize what she's done?! *sigh* fine what ever, Tell the dumb rat that she can sleep on me if she wants... But we are not friends and we never will be... And tell her that unless she's gonna suck it, to stop fucking touching my authority!

>>535712
>You can but you're getting tired... you could probably only dream drop two targets.

Shenzi says fuck you but fine whatever and to stop touching her junk

also I see someone looking in through the flap of the tent so they can go fuck off as well, unless it's Will then lets see what he wants.

Also even if our host sleeps would we still be awake or are we out like a light as well? cause I was thinking we could just stick our second half in the middle of the camp and watch over the camp from there.

Booooze! Drink some!

Hey shenzi. Youre felling kinda thirsty, maybe you'd like some of that booze over there? We'll drink up before bed, if you say youre sorry. We'll even get drunk if you let eadoo play with you.

>>535832
Let Shenzi know that we're still working on sarcasm detection. Does she actually want us to pass the proposition on to Eadoo? Because if so we make no promise about which way that's going to go.

@Shenzi: That's a good girl. Wasn't so hard, was it? We'll get to know each other better later, but for now we take care of our little visitor. Just keep thinking about how good it would feel to never feel the pain of loneliness again, all of us together forever....

@Eadoo: She says you can sleep with her, as long as you don't touch her pride. She's still being recalcitrant in refusing your kindness, but don't you worry about her. She'll crack eventually, and be all the better for it once you show how her good it feels to be your companion. She's lonely, after all. For now we need to take care of your peeping tom. Either A: they're resentful towards you and want you gone, in which case you may need to knife/kill them; or B: they wanted to see your naked body, in which case you might be able to offer them to join you for some fun.

...yeah let's give our alchie host a hangover on top of everything. No, bad idea.

She grudgingly consented, Eadoo. There were some insults, but I doubt you could do much better in the circumstances.

Remember to treat her with respect, is all. We've enslaved her, but there's no reason to be a jerk about it. Conquest is a part of being king sometimes, but some ways of going about it are definitely better than others.

Eadoo: She says whatever, concerning her, err... package, she says, and I quote, '

>>535863
(Gah! That wasn't supposed to be posted yet! Damn this crappy tablet of mine!)
(Cont.) She says, and I quote, 'Unless he's gonna suck it, stop fucking touching my authority!'. But that was sarcasm, unless... hang on a minute.
Shenzi: That last part was sarcasm right? Cause Eadoo would actually be willing to. If you wanted that is...

>>535860
This, but ask what he's doing with telepathy, freak him out a bit.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/08/19(Mon)20:01 No. 535880 ID: b28863
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>>535835
>Also even if our host sleeps would we still be awake or are we out like a light as well?

Your bodily compulsions are proving stronger than your mental.

>>535851
>>535850
Shenzi - *pout* fine, I'm sorry... The good stuff in the back... green bottle and I'm not letting the rat do anything with my body!

>>535854
>Does she actually want us to pass the proposition on to Eadoo?

Shenzi - Well if "the king" wants to suck my cock I'm all for~ But yes... sarcasm... you idiot...

>>535862
>Remember to treat her with respect, is all. We've enslaved her, but there's no reason to be a jerk about it.

Eadoo - I agree! I hope we can get along~

>>535860
>>535869
>You whisper into the intruders mind...

Bacon - Eh... ahh... AAAHHH!! Mistress Eadoos Deamons!! They're in my head!!

>The pack looks strangely at bacon.

Bacon - Please don't eat my soul! I was just looking... I... I'm a pervert, okay... J-just don't kill me...

>Bacon begins hyperventilating and having a panic attack.

well, you admitted it so we can let you go, this time. we catch you again and we wont be so forgiving.

Oh hey we are fine with perverts. But you were peeping on our boss so she gets to decide what your punishment will be.

As for your soul it's safe with us as long as you are a loyal follower of Eadoo. We won't corrupt or eat you unless you ask us to.

So as the tribes peeping pervert what sort of interesting things have you seen? We must learn your sexy secrets.

[to Bacon]
Pff. Don't worry, we're not so big on the soul eating.

It's just, when you catch someone peeping, you give them a scare, right? It's the thing to do!

Not only will she decide your punishment. You have to go in there and apologize your self.

k

just making sure you weren't something trying to kill us in our sleep, we've seen a few who fit that description in our travels already so yeah, please try not to do this again in the future.

>>535880
Aw, don't worry Bacon! We're your friend! We want to help you, not hurt you!

>>535884
>>535931
I beleve that both Eadoo and Shenzi will decide Bacon's punishment. Both of them were spied on, so both get to choose. This will give Shenzi some sembelance of power that I believe she needs and further allow her to think that it would be better for her to be Eadoo's subordiante. However, Eadoo has the final say on the punishment.

>>535980
I agree!

>>536026
Thirded. Judging from everything we know about Bacon, it's probably the quickest way to get him fully content with our authority anyway (hah penispun). We don't want him to think we're going to stomp his pervy ways flat if that's why he was hanging around Shenzi all this time.

Might also be a good chance to give Shenzi a nudge away from being the Rape Queen by "constructively criticizing" her probable punishment suggestion.

I also think going for the alcohol is a bad idea, but maybe if we keep it under control we can turn it around to a learning experience. Get her to realize she can have fun without drinking til she blacks out.

Both of these are a chance for us to teach Shen a little moderation.

@Eadoo: What do you think Eadoo, is all that something you're up for right now? A possibly drunk possibly horny Shen and a gnoll that even other gnolls think is a perv? Or is it just beddy time? If so then just tell Bacon his punishment is to sleep at the foot of the bed tonight like a dog. (I imagine he's got to have a major submissive side, so it keeps him happy and still keeps us in a position of power.)

@Shenzi: Is this peeping tom stuff something Bacon has done before? What can we expect from the camp perv? Nothing more serious than this, hopefully? He seems too cowardly to be a danger.

>>535880
If his right hand were just a little higher it would really look like Bacon was sucking some invisible penises... while panic-stricken. I think it's awesome, jus sayin~

She said she was sorry, drink the booze. Not to get drunk, just feeling

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/08/20(Tue)21:19 No. 536215 ID: b28863
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>>535918
Bacon - Y-y-yes... it is... I'm very scared... haha... you Sc-scared M-me...

>>535939
>just making sure you weren't something trying to kill us in our sleep

Bacon - K-kill you?! N-n-no never! I-I'm a loyal servant to Eadoo... and you! of course, daemon masters... I'm your servant as well...

>>535881
Bacon - Th-thank you masters, I'm very grateful masters...

>>536159
>You gather the bottle from the back of the stash and begin drinking. You feel the warmth of the ale through your blood, but notice that it's not taking much effect, though it should be strong, it will most likely take many more like this to intoxicate your body, which may explain the vastness of the stash.

Shenzi - MMmmnnn~ good stuff... keep drinking, I'm thirsty here~ ... You drink a lot, Gatling was it?

>>535884
>We must learn your sexy secrets.

Bacon - Se-secrets? Eum... I'll whisper them... in my head *can you hear me? ... Well first off, you probably guessed that mistress Shenzi not only violates us, to keep us in line, but for her own pleasure. She also has a toy in that chest of hers, she puts it deep in her penis when she's alone~ And if you want to make her moan, she's sensitive beneath the head, pull the skin down all the way, but anything inside her will make her freeze with ecstasy... other secrets... Onion has porn in his sac... and I've seen finger himself... oh the next town over, there's a brothel who takes in outsiders, even gnolls... lets just say we had some good fun~*

>>535931
>>535980
>>536090
Bacon - oh.. okay...

>He shamefully trots into the tent... Eadoo turns to face him blushing.

Bacon - H-hello... mistresses... I...

Shenzi - Oh look... bacon... What the hell does he want?

Eadoo - You speak common!

Bacon - Y-yeah... I... I peeped in on you, while you were... fondling... I'm very sorry and deserve to be punished!

>Is this peeping tom stuff something Bacon has done before? What can we expect from the camp perv? Nothing more serious than this, hopefully? He seems too cowardly to be a danger.

Shenzi - It's happened before, Have him beaten by the others... spare his legs, we need him to carry shit tomorrow.

>What do you think Eadoo, is all that something you're up for right now? A possibly drunk possibly horny Shen and a gnoll that even other gnolls think is a perv? Or is it just beddy time? If so then just tell Bacon his punishment is to sleep at the foot of the bed tonight like a dog.

Eadoo - *well I could use a little fun~ You don't think it would be wrong?* Bacon, come in... I'll punish you~

>Bacon enters hesitantly... blushing brightly.

Eadoo - afterwards you will sleep at the food of my bed, like the obedient puppy you are, in fact you will sleep there from now on~

Bacon - Y-yes mistress...

>Watch or skip<

Watch of course.

>>536215
WATCH
This is going to be fun!
Ooh, maybe we could try to, howyousay, enhance, your experience? If only to be nice. The least we could do since we, well, posessed Shenzi. As a way to make it up to her!

...seriously? We're doing this now?

This fragment of our personality is skipping, at least.

skipping
that's my vote and I'm sticking to it. Plus we got a living body now, we can't stay up all night like we did with our dead ones, we need to rest now so we can leave in the morning, not mid afternoon.

Let's get naughty. Inspect the chest for shenzis toy

Eh we can afford to watch a bit, if we need to sleep we'll just fall asleep during.

Watch.

Watch

>>536231
Definitely watching that.

Watch, andbask Shenzi if she wants to help out, if she seems to show any interest. If so, maybe we can make use of the secrets Bacon gave us. If we can make Shen happy without damaging our power over her, this is going to be profitable for us and not just a diversion for Eadoo.
To those against, don't forget Eadoo is built to either knife toss or seduce at this point. You had to know something like this was going to come up. The night in the bar was fun, but didn't really gain us anything. This is a chance to come out with the beginning of a bond with Shen if we play it right. Sexual power over someone is still power.

>>536298
Completely fails to get it.

There's a big difference between seduction and this... creepy, manipulative psycho-sexual power-trip you're on.

>>536312
Okay I see where you got that from what I wrote. But no, I don't mean we should force anyone or even be forceful. Eadoo is doing this for fun, and I'm just saying we might be able to also improve our relationship with Bacon and Shenzi. This is all normal for gnolls from what I can tell, and I'm saying we can teach Shenzi to dial it back a bit. The bit about "power over her" I just mean she's obviously very dominant in situations like this, so we have to make sure it's mutual or we're in charge (doesn't mean we're forcing - just leading). And like I said, we're asking. If Shen would rather drink and stay out of it then that's fine. This should be about building bridges for us, regardless of what Eadoo is up to.

>>536319
Exactly, we're not forcing Shenzi into this.
Even we have standards. However low they may be.
Rape and the like is something we'd likely burn down a kingdom for. Had we a physical form.

Okay read my spoiler and it really does sound like that lol. I mean sexual power in a very light consensual SM kind of way. If we can make Shen feel affection for us and Eadoo, even just base sexual affection, it's an improvement from her wanting to murder us all.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/08/21(Wed)12:52 No. 536389 ID: b28863
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>>536231
>You inspect the chest and find, at the very bottom, a two foot long wooden phallus... it's rather thin, about the girth of your pinky, but riddled with bulbs...

Shenzi - HEY!! Don't Touch That!! You fuck!

>>536298
>>536220

Shenzi - Ehh... fine, what ever... tell him to work his... Sweet mouth on me... can't believe this..

>Sex<
Censored for those who wish to skip it
Eadoo readies bacon's behind with her mouth... He yelps, unfamiliar with the feel.

Bacon - Mi-mistress?

Eadoo - gotta get it wet, wouldn't want to hurt you~

Bacon - you... licked my...

Eadoo - I'm a mother, I've licked enough butts in my time.

Eadoo starts banging while he does his handy work on your massive tool... knowing it far too well, he forces you to moan.

Bacon - Aaahh ahh ahhmmmnnn! g-good! much... better thann... Mmaaahhh

Eadoo - Hehee... *pant* Well... that will teach you... *pant* if you want some... ask~ I... I want a harem... Does my *pant* p-puppy want to be the first... initiate~?

Bacon - Y-yes yes... Aaahhh~

Shenzi - Mmmnnn... eehhk... damn~ Arrgg! Tell that runt *pant* he's fucking disgusting for enjoying... that rats cock *pant* Xenophile! Bestiality!!

...various liquids are shared...

Shenzi - F-fuck it... I'm out... D-don't, put anything inside me... you... fucks...

Maybe I'm being perverted, quest are easily ruined by sex and porn... but you asked for it!

>You back out shortly, too tired to continue physically... the others persist though... You still have the mental activity to dream drop one victim, most of the camp seems asleep.

>Sleep or act<

kinda want to dream drop one of the other gnolls but don't really know which one... not bacon.

Remember eadoo, he sleeps on the ground like a dog. We'll get him a nice big pillow in town. Read shenzis dream.

>>536389
I wouldn't worry about it too much. This quest has been pretty raunchy since the beginning, but it seems to stay mostly on track.

Sleep for tonight

Arsshauaulaolahhalu
[Translated: Oh bugger, it seems my jaw has detatched itself in shock!]
Eeoulllopolanlai.
[We should check up on that Banzai chap.]
Auualigontgoonagan
[Oh, blast it all! I seem to be having trouble reattaching my jaw.]
Ouldtononeinlyieieonlue
[Would somone kindly hand me some glue?]

>>536428
I tend to agree. Kind of part of the package with Eadoo. So far it's fit the narrative and hasn't distracted us from the serious stuff.
I'd say drop in on Shenzi's dream before resting ourselves. Might get an idea of whether we made any progress on warming her up - or get an insight into how to do so.
I still think she's had some damage in her past that at least partially caused her current kill or be killed outlook. If we can help her put that to rest she may be better for it.

Yay we finally started on one of our objectives. now we just need pants. Let's check up on ed, he seems crazy and overlooked

OK operation "Don't get killed by Shenzi" seems to be successful. Time to get back to returning Roza to her home.

>>536499
With a small army of gnolls to back us up along the way, let's not forget. Hopefully that will help us smooth over any combat situations where a small group might have issues.
Despite all the naysayers, I think this all turned out to be a pretty big win for our quest. We went from kind of getting our asses kicked and having a crazy gnoll out for our blood to neutralizing said crazy gnoll and better than doubling our followers in pretty quick order. Can't argue with more companions/soldiers when you're out to win a kingdom. Sure we may get Roz home and earn some big fat reward... or we might be accused of conspiring to kidnap or some crap and thrown in a dungeon... always better to have backup - lots of it.

Ed would probably be a hilarious dream snoop - not as useful maybe, but probably worth it for the laugh.

So when we wake up, muster the troops and make sure everybody's on the same page, then head to that town to get everyone some proper medical attention? That or see if any of our gnolls has any healing skills, in which case maybe we can just get right on the path to getting Roz home. (Though having a gnoll treat Shenzi might lead to complications if she's not feeling very compliant without us stuck in her.)

Let's delve into the mind off the clinically insane and hope it doesn't rub off on us, go !

>>536651
...so you want to delve into our own mind?

>>536710
I doubt we can afford a clinic to declare us insane.

Hit the beds. Ask rozalin how she's feeling if she's not asleep

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/08/26(Mon)17:28 No. 537826 ID: b28863
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>>536465
>>536555
>>536651
>You drop into Ed's dream

Snake thing - صديقي العزيز جدا لرؤيتك مرة أخرى بعد سنوات عديدة، وكيف هي اليك؟

Tree thing - 아주 잘, 내 새로운 호스트가 아주 친절하게 저를 치료합니다.

Snake thing - يا المضيف الخاص بك، وهذا هو له؟ السلام عليكم عزيزي الضبع قليلا ~

Ed - ... __---- ~_-_~ ..,-."~''-

snake thing - يا بلدي! وقال انه يتحدث السماوية، وهذا هو مثير للإعجاب للغاية بالنسبة لكائن بشري!

tree thing - 작은 에드 여기 용족 하늘과 숲의 요정 알고있다. 그는 인간의 언어를 말할 수 있지만.

Ed - "''--_--.., ~~;''~ TT '..~

snake thing - إبطاء! أنا ليست جيدة كما كنت ... يا عناء. كيف يذهب للبحث عن البطاقات صديقي؟

treething - 오히려 천천히, 나는 2 백 년을 보지 못했어요. 하지만 내 호스트는 테마를 감지 할 수있을 것

snake thing - مدهش! وهذا الألم يكون خاليا من ... على عقد، وانا اشعر وجود بشري.

Tree thing - 이 참여하지 않는 것이 가장 좋은 것입니다. 우리가 언젠가 다시 내 친구를 만족하게

Ed - _---~'' ,,.--?

snake thing - يوم واحد ربما، لكنه الآن، ويعيش gnoll حياتك. كنت لا تزال على قيد الحياة ~

>And with that the snake and tree vanish... leaving Ed in the barren pink void... he begins to ponder and contemplate, drawing a cat on the floor.

Well, I sure wish we had gotten that languages perk now. Hopefully none of that was important.

Seems like he knows several spirits/gods. They seem like nice folks.

Now kiss.

>>537827
Apparently Ed is having a new host within them, can speak human, and that he's good friends with several spirits, such as the sky and forest faeries.

Hrrm...I wish we could 'knock' or something, and somehow 'ask' if he wants to talk-I'm fairly certain we could do something like that!

Snake thing - A very dear friend to see you again after so many years, how are you?
Tree thing - Very well, my new host will treat me very kindly.
Snake thing - Oh your host, this is him? Hello little hyena
Ed - ... __---- ~_-_~ ..,-."~''-
snake thing - Oh my! He speaks heavenly, this is impressive too for a human being!
tree thing - Little Ed Balaur here knows the sky and the forest fairies. Although he can speak human language.
Ed - "''--_--.., ~~;''~ TT '..~
snake thing - Slow down! I'm not as good as you ... Oh bother. How to go look for my friend cards?
treething - Rather slowly, and I did not see 200 years. But my host will be able to detect a theme
snake thing - Amazing! This shall be free from pain ... Hold on, I sense the presence of a human.
Tree thing - The best part is that you do not. We will meet again one day my friend
Ed - _---~'' ,,.--?
snake thing - Maybe one day, but for now, and gnoll live your life. You're still alive ~

google said, spanish... reorder the words in any sense you like to create a sense^^

it's probably "person" rather then 'human'

hello? we are knife, probably a part of a once mighty sword,

I feel like we probably shouldn't act on any of the specifics of that conversation, since magic knives don't use google. We should definitely ask Ed about his friends in the morning and see if we can get any sense out of him.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/08/28(Wed)10:54 No. 538162 ID: b28863
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>>537857
>You knock and approach him

Ed - _--''~

>He smiles oddly and continues to draw his little cat

Ed - ~"~ .,! Ahahahaaaa~! "--=--_ ... ~^;..;^~

>>537930
>hello? we are knife, probably a part of a once mighty sword

Ed - '"' -_--___~ TT '';:; -_ _ _

>He picks up his staff and draws a glowing blue circle above him, it emanates with strange power~

Ed - ../ ''--_~ Hahaha keeheehaa~ ..,,; ?

Can't understand a thing he's saying at all. Though cute cat image.

Just in case that circle is some kind of power he might direct at us:
@Ed Hey, easy. *send all the good, calm, peaceful vibes we can his way to try to make sure he knows we don't mean harm* We're having a hard time understanding you, but we don't want to intrude. We're just curious about your friends and yourself. Most people aren't as aware in their dreams as you seem to be. If you want to be left alone, just gesture... wave goodbye or do something we can easily understand and we'll leave you be.

(We may have to leave this for another night down the road, after we learn to understand languages if Ed feels threatened or simply doesn't trust us. Then again he may be conjuring us a fruit basket for all we know.)

I'm glad we decided to learn more about these gnolls rather than kill or hijack Shen and run or simply run away from the get-go. Some of them at least seem to be a lot more than what you might expect from "simple" gnolls. Makes for an interesting quest.

I think he's drawing us a ...portrait? Don't we just look like a knife though?

we should leave.....now

Yeah not much to see here. Go to sleep
for future ddreams, we should have a body drawn. Artists spirits! Do your things