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51580 No. 51580 ID: 18212a

Ok ok ok. We're starting a quest.

What should the protagonist be?
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No. 51585 ID: b1e366

Neutronium Golem
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No. 51588 ID: 18212a
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51588

NEUTRONIUM CRAB!

Ok where are we?
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No. 51589 ID: c80cec

>>51588
SPESS!
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No. 51592 ID: 42322e

space! on the hull of a spaceship
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No. 51593 ID: 18212a
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51593

SPESS!
I AM A GIANT SPESS CRAB
HEAR ME ROAR!!

WHAT DOES MY ROAR SOUND LIKE?
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No. 51594 ID: 40dc56

"fucen"
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No. 51595 ID: f4963f

>>51593
'meep!'
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No. 51597 ID: 83fb30

>>51593
"blarg honk"
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No. 51598 ID: 42322e

u have no roar.... there's no sound in SPESS... But you're an fuken GIANT SPESS NEUTRONIUM PSYCHIC CRAB(or lobster)! so you can raor into other people's minds
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No. 51601 ID: 18212a
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51601

FUCEN MEEEP!
FUCEN MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!

Ok so I was chillin with my homies in Sector Z when
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No. 51603 ID: f4963f

>>51601
GOD ATE ALL MY FUCKIN' BREAKFAST WAFFLES.

EVERY LAST ONE.
GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKER.
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No. 51609 ID: 18212a
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51609

MY WAFFLES! FUCKER!!!!
THAT ASSHOLE GOD WILL RUE THE DAY!
FUCEN MEEEEEEP!

WHAT SHOULD I DO TO HIM?
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No. 51612 ID: 42322e

>>51609
put it in his pooper of course!
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No. 51613 ID: c80cec

WE ARE GONNA UNMAKE REALITY. NO ONE TOUCHES OUR WAFFLES. NOT EVEN GOD.
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No. 51614 ID: 1fb242

You should use your powers to turn him into a helpless school-girl and strand him on earth
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No. 51615 ID: f4963f

>>51609
Challenge him to a game of checkers for his DIVINITY.

And if he starts winning, cheat like crazy.
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No. 51622 ID: 18212a
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51622

GOD, YOU DOUCHE BAG, I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!
BETTER START PRAYIN ASSHOLE!
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No. 51624 ID: 18212a
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51624

I CHALLENGE YOU FOR YOUR DIVINITY!!

>OH?

YEAH YOU HEARD ME!
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A GAME OF
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No. 51625 ID: 7eda8b

CALVINBALL
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No. 51626 ID: f4963f

>>51624
SIMILARITY-TO-LOBSTERTUDE.
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No. 51630 ID: 18212a
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51630

CALVINBALL!

>I WILL START.

>DUE TO MY DIVINE NATURE I CAN USE THE BLACK STARTING POSITION, FROM WHICH I CAN IMMEDIATELY KICK IT TO THE QUADRUPLE SCORE ZONE. I WIN FOURTY-EIGHT POINTS.

HEEY, FUCKER!
SHIT, NOW WHAT DO I DO?
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No. 51633 ID: b1e366

>>51630
Enter the score-reversal zone
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No. 51634 ID: f4963f

>>51630
My LOBSTER MAGNET draws your points to MY point pool! I now have 28 points. You have zero.

Did I mention that this was a one-round game?
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No. 51636 ID: f44349

>>51630
Ha ha HA!
But you forget!
Today is the fourth saturday of the month, and that means inverse scoring for all score multiplyer zones!
That means I win!

Also I dance the dance of victory!
My win is permanent! No takesy-backsies!
Hahahah!
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No. 51638 ID: 42322e

>>51630
DUE TO MY AWSMNESS AS SPESS LOBSTER I WIN AUTOMATICALLY
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No. 51640 ID: 7eda8b

Don't be ridiculous. You have to exit the starting zone to score. Spess Crab gets a penalty hip check on God's home plate.
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No. 51643 ID: 18212a
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51643

TOO BAD I WAS STANDING ON THE SCORE-REVERSAL ZONE, FAGGOT! I LIKE THOSE POINTS YOU JUST GAVE ME.

>YOU FORGET, URANUS IS THE FIFTH HOUSE, SO THAT ZONE ACTUALLY DOUBLES THE POINT DIFFERENCE. SO IT'S NOW 96 - NIL.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

> YOUR START.

FFFF SO WHAT SHOULD BE MY MOVE?
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No. 51646 ID: 7eda8b

Run from score zone to score zone without dropping the ball, claiming this now gives you Platinum Claws status.
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No. 51649 ID: f44349

>>51643
>URANUS IS THE FIFTH HOUSE
You know what that means!
That means the first one to dance an Irish jig trades scores with his opponent!
HaHA!
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No. 51657 ID: 18212a
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51657

FIFTH HOUSE? THAT MEANS I CAN DO THE IRISH JIG TO REVERSE THE SCORE!

>EXPECT THAT URANUS JUST MOVED TO THE SIXTH HOUSE

BUT I PASSED THROUGH ALL THE SCORE ZONES WITHOUT DROPPING THE BALL, GIVING ME THE PLATINUM CLAWS STATUS.
HA! NOW I HAVE THE LEAD, FUCKFACE!

>I SEE. WELL MY START. I START FROM THE FIFTY METER LINE, AND DOUBLE-HOOP THE BALL. YOU MUST NOW HOP ON ONE FOOT FOR THE REST OF THE GAME.

WHAT? FUCKER!!!
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No. 51658 ID: f4963f

>>51657
Good! That allows you to achieve the POGO-HOP MOON award due to the position of Orion, thus WINNING YOU THE GAME.

Now give us the divinity, fucker!
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No. 51662 ID: 18212a
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51662

HAH! THAT LET'S ME TAKE THE POGO-HOP MOON AWARD BECAUSE OF THE POSITION OF ORION, WINNING ME THE GAME!

>NOT SO FAST, MY LITTLE CRUSTACEAN. I HOLD THE INVERSE EFFECT CARD. YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.

what.
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No. 51664 ID: b1e366

>>51662
You just mentioned the game. You lose the game.
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No. 51667 ID: 18212a
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51667

WHAT
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No. 51668 ID: 18212a
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51668

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?
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No. 51671 ID: 18212a
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51671

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No. 51674 ID: 1fb242

That fucker cheated. Show him whos boss.
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No. 51685 ID: f44349

>>51664
Thats right! He just mentioned The Game! That means you BOTH lose!
No NOONE is God! So there!
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No. 51688 ID: 18212a
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51688

>YEAH, SUCK IT UP LOSER
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No. 51689 ID: 18212a
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51689

TAKE THIS!!!!!
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No. 51690 ID: 18212a
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51690

AND THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
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No. 51691 ID: 18212a
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51691

NOT SO TOUGH NOW ARE YOU, BITCH????
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No. 51694 ID: f4963f

>>51691
We are the most badass crab ever.

Now demand your waffles back. GOD WILL GIVE US WAFFLES.
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No. 51698 ID: 728150

Now pee on him. >:|
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No. 51701 ID: fb5d8e

Fuck his eye.
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No. 51703 ID: 18212a
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51703

YEAH TAKE THAT YOU BITCH
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No. 51706 ID: 18212a
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51706

NOW GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME GODDAMN WAFFLES!!!!!!!

>yes, yes, whatever you say. please don't hit me again.
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No. 51713 ID: 18212a
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51713

Damn straight.

QUEST OVER!
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No. 51723 ID: f4963f

>>51713
Woot!
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No. 51724 ID: 18cccb

>>51713
Perfect end.
SUCCESS
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