Neutronium Golem

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/26(Sat)11:43 No. 51588 ID: 18212a
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NEUTRONIUM CRAB!

Ok where are we?

>>51588
SPESS!

space! on the hull of a spaceship

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/26(Sat)11:46 No. 51593 ID: 18212a
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SPESS!
I AM A GIANT SPESS CRAB
HEAR ME ROAR!!

WHAT DOES MY ROAR SOUND LIKE?

"fucen"

>>51593
'meep!'

>>51593
"blarg honk"

u have no roar.... there's no sound in SPESS... But you're an fuken GIANT SPESS NEUTRONIUM PSYCHIC CRAB(or lobster)! so you can raor into other people's minds

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/26(Sat)11:51 No. 51601 ID: 18212a
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FUCEN MEEEP!
FUCEN MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!

Ok so I was chillin with my homies in Sector Z when

>>51601
GOD ATE ALL MY FUCKIN' BREAKFAST WAFFLES.

EVERY LAST ONE.
GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKER.

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/26(Sat)11:56 No. 51609 ID: 18212a
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MY WAFFLES! FUCKER!!!!
THAT ASSHOLE GOD WILL RUE THE DAY!
FUCEN MEEEEEEP!

WHAT SHOULD I DO TO HIM?

>>51609
put it in his pooper of course!

WE ARE GONNA UNMAKE REALITY. NO ONE TOUCHES OUR WAFFLES. NOT EVEN GOD.

You should use your powers to turn him into a helpless school-girl and strand him on earth

>>51609
Challenge him to a game of checkers for his DIVINITY.

And if he starts winning, cheat like crazy.

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/26(Sat)12:02 No. 51622 ID: 18212a
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GOD, YOU DOUCHE BAG, I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!
BETTER START PRAYIN ASSHOLE!

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/26(Sat)12:06 No. 51624 ID: 18212a
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I CHALLENGE YOU FOR YOUR DIVINITY!!

>OH?

YEAH YOU HEARD ME!
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A GAME OF

CALVINBALL

>>51624
SIMILARITY-TO-LOBSTERTUDE.

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/26(Sat)12:11 No. 51630 ID: 18212a
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CALVINBALL!

>I WILL START.

>DUE TO MY DIVINE NATURE I CAN USE THE BLACK STARTING POSITION, FROM WHICH I CAN IMMEDIATELY KICK IT TO THE QUADRUPLE SCORE ZONE. I WIN FOURTY-EIGHT POINTS.

HEEY, FUCKER!
SHIT, NOW WHAT DO I DO?

>>51630
Enter the score-reversal zone

>>51630
My LOBSTER MAGNET draws your points to MY point pool! I now have 28 points. You have zero.

Did I mention that this was a one-round game?

>>51630
Ha ha HA!
But you forget!
Today is the fourth saturday of the month, and that means inverse scoring for all score multiplyer zones!
That means I win!

Also I dance the dance of victory!
My win is permanent! No takesy-backsies!
Hahahah!

>>51630
DUE TO MY AWSMNESS AS SPESS LOBSTER I WIN AUTOMATICALLY

Don't be ridiculous. You have to exit the starting zone to score. Spess Crab gets a penalty hip check on God's home plate.

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/26(Sat)12:20 No. 51643 ID: 18212a
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TOO BAD I WAS STANDING ON THE SCORE-REVERSAL ZONE, FAGGOT! I LIKE THOSE POINTS YOU JUST GAVE ME.

>YOU FORGET, URANUS IS THE FIFTH HOUSE, SO THAT ZONE ACTUALLY DOUBLES THE POINT DIFFERENCE. SO IT'S NOW 96 - NIL.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

> YOUR START.

FFFF SO WHAT SHOULD BE MY MOVE?

Run from score zone to score zone without dropping the ball, claiming this now gives you Platinum Claws status.

>>51643
>URANUS IS THE FIFTH HOUSE
You know what that means!
That means the first one to dance an Irish jig trades scores with his opponent!
HaHA!

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/26(Sat)12:30 No. 51657 ID: 18212a
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FIFTH HOUSE? THAT MEANS I CAN DO THE IRISH JIG TO REVERSE THE SCORE!

>EXPECT THAT URANUS JUST MOVED TO THE SIXTH HOUSE

BUT I PASSED THROUGH ALL THE SCORE ZONES WITHOUT DROPPING THE BALL, GIVING ME THE PLATINUM CLAWS STATUS.
HA! NOW I HAVE THE LEAD, FUCKFACE!

>I SEE. WELL MY START. I START FROM THE FIFTY METER LINE, AND DOUBLE-HOOP THE BALL. YOU MUST NOW HOP ON ONE FOOT FOR THE REST OF THE GAME.

WHAT? FUCKER!!!

>>51657
Good! That allows you to achieve the POGO-HOP MOON award due to the position of Orion, thus WINNING YOU THE GAME.

Now give us the divinity, fucker!

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/26(Sat)12:38 No. 51662 ID: 18212a
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HAH! THAT LET'S ME TAKE THE POGO-HOP MOON AWARD BECAUSE OF THE POSITION OF ORION, WINNING ME THE GAME!

>NOT SO FAST, MY LITTLE CRUSTACEAN. I HOLD THE INVERSE EFFECT CARD. YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.

what.

>>51662
You just mentioned the game. You lose the game.

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/26(Sat)12:42 No. 51667 ID: 18212a
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WHAT

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/26(Sat)12:43 No. 51668 ID: 18212a
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/26(Sat)12:43 No. 51671 ID: 18212a
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That fucker cheated. Show him whos boss.

>>51664
Thats right! He just mentioned The Game! That means you BOTH lose!
No NOONE is God! So there!

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/26(Sat)12:53 No. 51688 ID: 18212a
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>YEAH, SUCK IT UP LOSER

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/26(Sat)12:54 No. 51689 ID: 18212a
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TAKE THIS!!!!!

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/26(Sat)12:54 No. 51690 ID: 18212a
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AND THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/26(Sat)12:55 No. 51691 ID: 18212a
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NOT SO TOUGH NOW ARE YOU, BITCH????

>>51691
We are the most badass crab ever.

Now demand your waffles back. GOD WILL GIVE US WAFFLES.

Now pee on him. >:|

Fuck his eye.

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/26(Sat)13:02 No. 51703 ID: 18212a
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YEAH TAKE THAT YOU BITCH

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/26(Sat)13:06 No. 51706 ID: 18212a
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NOW GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME GODDAMN WAFFLES!!!!!!!

>yes, yes, whatever you say. please don't hit me again.

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/26(Sat)13:11 No. 51713 ID: 18212a
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Damn straight.

QUEST OVER!

>>51713
Woot!

>>51713
Perfect end.
SUCCESS