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>He become 10x more dangerous off panel.
Actually, darling, I took the fabulous feat Improved off screen awesome a few levels ago, so I’m 100x more dangerous off panel now, ja?
>Think you could get away with stabbing him with the sword.
Eat sword, you ba-
Hans dismisses the sword! The sword have ceased to exist!
Darling, did you really think something I created could hurt me, ja? If you ever wanted to hurt the fabulous skin of my body then you’ll need Kevros original weapon of truth, but I’ve already checked every sword, axe and club that he ever touched. I even checked all his body parts after I cut up his body a few thousand years ago. It’s long gone, ja? …wait, why am I telling you this fabulous information?
Because you’re the bad guy? You have to tell me your one weakness.
Oh, right… quite a bothersome rule, ja?
>Enjoy omnipotence and immortality, Hans. Give us a call when even doing everything you ever wanted to do forever gets boring and you don't want to do anything anymore but die.
Get bored? I laugh, Darling! I do believe everyone will be dead before I get bored, ja? The world will have drowned in the blood of my victims, the afterlife nothing more than a canvas of perfect oblivion, then… then I’ll create my magnus opus… by using my own corpse to destroy all matter in the entire universe! Simply fabulous, ja?
You’re insane!
I’m rich, so I’m just eccentric, darling.
>Liz
…That reminds me… You stopped me from cutting her up properly before I killed her, like I did with her husband. Hmm… oh, what a fabulous idea I had, darling. I’ll just bring her back in mortal form… and her husband too… oh… I know! On her wedding! …but she didn’t have any kids then… I’ll just add her kids in anyway, who cares if it’s fit or not, ja? She’s even fabulously pregnant! PERFECT!
Oh gods… you’re truly a monster!
Oh, I’m sorry… I kind of forgot about you, darling. Don’t worry, you can watch, ja? Oh! I know! I’ll even let you dress up nice and partake in the celebration before the massacre! How about this, darling, I’ll let you choose which dress you want to look fabulously in, ja? Or wait, even better! I’ll give you anything you want! Any dress, any jewelry, any dish, weapon or anything you can think off… as long as it’s not the sword of truth, ja?
>Immortality SUCKS
Hmfp… you talk too much, ja? …There, now you can only talk to that stupid bug construct, darling. Ah… beautiful silence… almost as beautiful as the oblivion to come...
Insert Sweet oblivion_
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