Break the jar! Fly up high and drop it. Provided your shiny isn't fragile. It's not, right?

Lynd 2013/04/07(Sun)12:33 No. 504391 ID: befc95
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I-I tried.... It doesn't smash and m-my tiny hands can't turn it...

Do you know anyone who might be better at working a jar?

Can you get help? Find someone with bigger hands and ask them to do it. Or force them to do it if they're mean and refuse for no good reason.

Lynd 2013/04/07(Sun)12:44 No. 504394 ID: befc95
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>>504393

Oh! I bet the villagers will open it for me! They're super nice and they love me! I keep the village safe!

Lynd 2013/04/07(Sun)12:45 No. 504395 ID: befc95
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"OPEN?"

I don't speak village talk well.

Villager: Begrudgingly comply with instruction.

Use pantomime. Point to the jar, shake it in frustration, make fruitless twisting and opening gestures, and then offer the jar to the villager with a pleading expression.

Lynd 2013/04/07(Sun)13:04 No. 504399 ID: befc95
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>>504397

I franticly shake the jar. I'm not worried about the shiny, the shiny is hard and smooth and will be fine!

Aww, he's spouting words! I love words! He's so sweet, using words at me, what a nice guy! I toss the jar at him.

>>504397
this,also,what the villagers is doing to that sheep?

>>504399
Oh no, make sure his sheep don't escape!

Use your mouth to open it!

You should watch the nice man's sheep for him while he's freeing your shiny from the jar. I think it got distracted by something!

grab that sheep by the tail. sheep love being grabbed by the tail.

He just called you a sick fuck. What have you been doing with these sheep, Lynd?

>>504413
No, I think he called her a PICE OF FUCKING something.

Whoa! I think you startled him. Try to make cute: "I sowwy....." face at him.

Pout enormously.

Gesture in a friendly manner towards the sheep. Give it a big warm smile.

Lynd 2013/05/21(Tue)13:04 No. 511875 ID: befc95
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>>504406
>>504410

Okay! I can hold this for him, and he can take this jar. Trade! I love trading, the people trade ALL THE TIME!

I'M LEARNING~!

>>511875
Rattle the bottle at him again. Maybe he'll get the point.

Poke him withe the jar until he opens it.

Lynd 2013/05/21(Tue)13:16 No. 511881 ID: befc95
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>>511878

Done~! Oh man I'm glad he calmed down, I love it when they make noises at me but those were BIG NOISES. Sheep make cute noises too! It's too bad they taste so icky, how cool would it be to have cute noises coming from your belly?

>>511881
Dang, he didn't open it though. Grab the jar and ask some other guy. Maybe find someone strong looking.

Could you like, take his hand and put in on the jar? See if he gets it then?

Try staring at him really close up and give him the old giant puppy eyes.

if he's not gonna open your jar you might as well just devour him. villagers are yummy, right?

>>511881
That sheep is flipping adorable. Tip o'the hat to you Lynd.

>>511881
Drop the sheep on his head for fun, and take your shiny to another person.

take both of your forepaws and grip the sides of the glass jar. Then grip the lid in your jaws and turn using your head.

By the way, who DID put the shiny in the jar anyways?

Why don't we just melt the jar...?

Maybe if you wrapped your long neck around the jar lid and twisted like a snake you could wriggle it off.

Roll belly up and plaintively whine.

Lynd 2013/05/27(Mon)21:41 No. 513037 ID: befc95
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>>512439

I can do this! Flipping over on your back is an important sill for ANY dragon!

Aww, he thinks I'm food! Silly person pointing a fork at me, I think villagers are slow. So cute though.

Wait, it looks like the sheep is opening it for you!

>>513037
Hooray for sheep.

>>513037
Playfully bat at the fork.

>>513041
You're right! The sheep gets it! What a smart sheep!

Hold it still so it can reach the jar.

Lynd 2013/05/31(Fri)19:29 No. 513692 ID: befc95
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>>513090

Ah ah~! This is why we don't eat sheep! Look how cute and smart and also wool is no fun in your beak. SHINY ACQUIRED.

>>513083

Haha, I grab his fork with my back hands and try to take it, it will be a gift for me, from villager! How kind of villager to gift to Lynd! Kindest villager gets headpats, the biggest sign of good person!

"No. No you stop that, I need this."

Why don't you put down the sheep and the fork and take your shiny out and look at it. Sort of curious what was so important.

Put down the sheep and forget about the fork! You don't need a silly fork present, you have a shiny to eat admire and play with!

>>513692
Put down everything and rub that shiny all on your face.

Lynd 2013/05/31(Fri)19:39 No. 513697 ID: befc95
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>>513693
>>513694

You're the silliest of crazy voice. It's 79. Lynd needs 79, 79 goes into the tummy as au, 79 goes all bubbles and goes to 1 that's h.

Lynd flies with h! O-or something~! Lynd is not a scientist.

Well, then eat the nummy 79 Au not-fools gold that lets you fly and do a happy flying dance and throw the empty jar in the air in celebration.

play with shiny

>>513697
Then stuff your face!

>>513697

Don't worry, for I have the awesome power of being able to read a periodic table.

Lynd eats gold (79) and turns it into hydrogen (1), so as to be able to fly. Depending on Lynd's digestive system (or equivalent thereof), this could get interesting.

Either way, perhaps Lynd shouldn't eat the entire thing. Exploding tends to give bad tummy aches.

i want to see a happy ground wiggle, more like flailing all your parts around on the ground like a wiggly worm.

CHEMICAL REACTIONS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!

>>514609
l2nucularfission nub