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504388 No. 504388 ID: befc95

Someone put one of my shinies in a jar. I need this shiny.
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No. 504390 ID: d6ef5d

Break the jar! Fly up high and drop it. Provided your shiny isn't fragile. It's not, right?
No. 504391 ID: befc95
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I-I tried.... It doesn't smash and m-my tiny hands can't turn it...
No. 504392 ID: fc6725

Do you know anyone who might be better at working a jar?
No. 504393 ID: d6ef5d

Can you get help? Find someone with bigger hands and ask them to do it. Or force them to do it if they're mean and refuse for no good reason.
No. 504394 ID: befc95
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Oh! I bet the villagers will open it for me! They're super nice and they love me! I keep the village safe!
No. 504395 ID: befc95
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I don't speak village talk well.
No. 504396 ID: a18d07

Villager: Begrudgingly comply with instruction.
No. 504397 ID: d6ef5d

Use pantomime. Point to the jar, shake it in frustration, make fruitless twisting and opening gestures, and then offer the jar to the villager with a pleading expression.
No. 504399 ID: befc95
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I franticly shake the jar. I'm not worried about the shiny, the shiny is hard and smooth and will be fine!

Aww, he's spouting words! I love words! He's so sweet, using words at me, what a nice guy! I toss the jar at him.
No. 504400 ID: 03b1fd

this,also,what the villagers is doing to that sheep?
No. 504404 ID: f2c20c

Oh no, make sure his sheep don't escape!
No. 504405 ID: bd7949

Use your mouth to open it!
No. 504406 ID: d6ef5d

You should watch the nice man's sheep for him while he's freeing your shiny from the jar. I think it got distracted by something!
No. 504410 ID: de5a12

grab that sheep by the tail. sheep love being grabbed by the tail.
No. 504413 ID: 78c6ea

He just called you a sick fuck. What have you been doing with these sheep, Lynd?
No. 504428 ID: f2c20c

No, I think he called her a PICE OF FUCKING something.
No. 504497 ID: 119d7c

Whoa! I think you startled him. Try to make cute: "I sowwy....." face at him.
No. 504836 ID: 67e8b2

Pout enormously.
No. 504956 ID: a18d07

Gesture in a friendly manner towards the sheep. Give it a big warm smile.
No. 511875 ID: befc95
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Okay! I can hold this for him, and he can take this jar. Trade! I love trading, the people trade ALL THE TIME!

No. 511876 ID: f2c20c

Rattle the bottle at him again. Maybe he'll get the point.
No. 511878 ID: 735f4f

Poke him withe the jar until he opens it.
No. 511881 ID: befc95
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Done~! Oh man I'm glad he calmed down, I love it when they make noises at me but those were BIG NOISES. Sheep make cute noises too! It's too bad they taste so icky, how cool would it be to have cute noises coming from your belly?
No. 511883 ID: f2c20c

Dang, he didn't open it though. Grab the jar and ask some other guy. Maybe find someone strong looking.
No. 511884 ID: d6ef5d

Could you like, take his hand and put in on the jar? See if he gets it then?
No. 511885 ID: 735f4f

Try staring at him really close up and give him the old giant puppy eyes.
No. 511890 ID: 874c4c

if he's not gonna open your jar you might as well just devour him. villagers are yummy, right?
No. 511925 ID: dfda68

That sheep is flipping adorable. Tip o'the hat to you Lynd.
No. 511980 ID: c20108

Drop the sheep on his head for fun, and take your shiny to another person.
No. 512039 ID: b9d767

take both of your forepaws and grip the sides of the glass jar. Then grip the lid in your jaws and turn using your head.

By the way, who DID put the shiny in the jar anyways?
No. 512363 ID: 72473c

Why don't we just melt the jar...?
No. 512364 ID: 735f4f

Maybe if you wrapped your long neck around the jar lid and twisted like a snake you could wriggle it off.
No. 512439 ID: 78c6ea

Roll belly up and plaintively whine.
No. 513037 ID: befc95
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I can do this! Flipping over on your back is an important sill for ANY dragon!

Aww, he thinks I'm food! Silly person pointing a fork at me, I think villagers are slow. So cute though.
No. 513041 ID: 78c6ea

Wait, it looks like the sheep is opening it for you!
No. 513043 ID: cf49fc

Hooray for sheep.
No. 513083 ID: f2c20c

Playfully bat at the fork.
No. 513090 ID: 19b3c3

You're right! The sheep gets it! What a smart sheep!

Hold it still so it can reach the jar.
No. 513692 ID: befc95
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Ah ah~! This is why we don't eat sheep! Look how cute and smart and also wool is no fun in your beak. SHINY ACQUIRED.


Haha, I grab his fork with my back hands and try to take it, it will be a gift for me, from villager! How kind of villager to gift to Lynd! Kindest villager gets headpats, the biggest sign of good person!

"No. No you stop that, I need this."
No. 513693 ID: 735f4f

Why don't you put down the sheep and the fork and take your shiny out and look at it. Sort of curious what was so important.
No. 513694 ID: 19b3c3

Put down the sheep and forget about the fork! You don't need a silly fork present, you have a shiny to eat admire and play with!
No. 513695 ID: f2c20c

Put down everything and rub that shiny all on your face.
No. 513697 ID: befc95
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You're the silliest of crazy voice. It's 79. Lynd needs 79, 79 goes into the tummy as au, 79 goes all bubbles and goes to 1 that's h.

Lynd flies with h! O-or something~! Lynd is not a scientist.
No. 513698 ID: 19b3c3

Well, then eat the nummy 79 Au not-fools gold that lets you fly and do a happy flying dance and throw the empty jar in the air in celebration.
No. 513699 ID: bf54a8

play with shiny
No. 513701 ID: f2c20c

Then stuff your face!
No. 513703 ID: b6178d


Don't worry, for I have the awesome power of being able to read a periodic table.

Lynd eats gold (79) and turns it into hydrogen (1), so as to be able to fly. Depending on Lynd's digestive system (or equivalent thereof), this could get interesting.

Either way, perhaps Lynd shouldn't eat the entire thing. Exploding tends to give bad tummy aches.
No. 513834 ID: 34cbef

i want to see a happy ground wiggle, more like flailing all your parts around on the ground like a wiggly worm.
No. 514609 ID: c23ab0

No. 514612 ID: beeca1

l2nucularfission nub
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