Saisai 2013/02/13(Wed)22:40 No. 492688 ID: a68e3e
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>"Beep."

A1..? How the hell did she get in my..?

>"Wake up. Beep."

Saisai opens her eyes and finds herself in her room. A1 is there and... Dressed rather oddly. More so than usual.

>"Saisai Sempai, you're going to be late for your first day as a Knight. Boop."

"What the f-"

>"We have to hurry. Beep."

What is this
I don't even

You're in an H-Game! PANIC!

>"What the f-"
>What is this
>I don't even
That's it Saisai, fight the madness.

I mean, it's not like we went and paid for the full version anyways. You'd just get cut off before we got to the good stuff even if you did play along.

you have been locked into an alternate reality. we have seen it before. the only way to escape this kind is to have kiss from someone that loves you. don't worry, everything that happens here will be erased after the kiss.

GET UP AND GET MOVING NOW

NO TIME TO DRESS

>>492687
Get dressed and see if your mimic is there. After A1 leaves.

Saisai 2013/02/13(Wed)22:51 No. 492694 ID: a68e3e
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>>492692
W-what!?

>>492689
What the hell is a H-Game!?

>>492691
That's all it takes then?

Saisai gets up and lifts A1's box. She gives her a quick kiss on the cheek

....
Why isn't this going away..? You lied to me Guardian!

>"B-beep! S-saisai Sempai... You... You can't do such things, b-beep..."

i said a kiss FROM someone that loves you. THEY need to kiss YOU. on the mouth.

>>492694
We said someone that loves you.

You don't have enough Doki Points with A1 yet. Gotta make friends. Sortof. It's different from normal, okay?

Get dressed. In front of A1. That may quicken things up.

>>492694
Well shit they all have their own quirks and goals. Just uh... play along for now I guess?

>>492694
Looks like you need to go further than that.

Saisai 2013/02/13(Wed)22:59 No. 492699 ID: a68e3e
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"A1, get naked. Now!"

>"B-beep!?"

"I'm stuck in some kind of nightmare world and we need to have sex. Right f*@#ing now!"

>"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-!!!!"

A1 flees
You have lost A1 as a possible mate! Hint: Perhaps take things a bit slower next time? Gotta build that romance, doki~

"Who said that!?"

>>492699
CHASE HER DOWN

CLEARLY THERE'S NOTHING TO BE LOST IF YOU JUST

TAKE HER

>>492699
The game narrator. It isn't a real person. C'mon, Saisai. If you mess up your relationship with all of your prospects you'll get Bad End! Also were you really gonna have sex with A1?! Holy crap Saisai, I didn't think you were that kind of girl.

Check on your mimic.

>>492700
THIS ISN'T THAT KIND OF GAME GODDAMN IT

you pushed to hard and scared her. and for that reality itself has punished you. the only kind of person you can convince to have sex real fast would be a sleazeball, and there would be no love in it so it would still not work.

>>492699
We're in some crazy beings playworld. Could be worse, I guess.

HEY CRAZY BEING, RELOAD THE GAME. I mean we probably aren't going to do the robot girls path, but having her all freaked out can't help.

Unless there is no saves, in which case you're a dick for not including an introduction of some kind.

>What the hell is a H-Game!?
It's a game. Played on a machine with a display like Regulus' orb thing. The exact mechanics vary from game to game but generally they involve interacting with characters with the goal to unlock... explicit content.

Lucky for you, you don't actually have to get into anyone's pants to beat this one. You just have to get them to kiss you.

...and of course you can't just kiss them yourself! This is a virtual novel, not a Rance game.

>>492699
...I am impressed by your willingness to abruptly cut to the quick and messy solution, though.

Maybe we can just keep propositioning people? Eventually it'll either work, or you'll scare everyone off and escape when we lose the game!

Yes, that's it! We'll beat the h-game by trying to have sex with everyone and failing. It's so crazy, it has to work!

>>492708
except the game could auto-restart. which may not be that bad, would give you another shot at A1.

what about yuyu? he probably wouldn't take much prodding, but you can't just pay him, again there needs to be love.

Wait... Ombra. Where the hell is Ombra?

Saisai 2013/02/13(Wed)23:10 No. 492713 ID: a68e3e
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God dammit there's all these rules. Why would anyone play this kind of game!?

"Hey, Yuyu!"

Yuyu pops out of his chest.

>"Geeze Falladay Sempai, don't you have school or something? I mean, fiddlesticks. You can't just go and ditch school like some kind gosh darned hoodlum. Regulus Sensai is gonna be furious with you."

Oh god.
I
I just want this to end.

okay he's out. no one that says gosh darn and fiddlesticks will EVER have sex.

just look for a paper that has a class schedule on t.

>>492713
Welp looks like they turned your demon into a lot more of a prude. Can we just go to class and do this properly, Saisai? Trust us, we can get you through this reasonably quickly.

Get to the... uh... school.

>>492713
Ok so... this isn't reality but its based on reality, sorta? Maybe we can use this. Nothing we do here could possibly effect reality, so why not get close to people you normally wouldn't? Like Regulus and the King. Could provide information or hints later.

>Why would anyone play this kind of game!?
It's a poor emulation of social interaction and romantic activity. And uh... sometimes just a vehicle to deliver porn. BUT NOT NECESSARILY. Don't freak out on that yet. Again.

Ombra are you here at all?

>Why would anyone play this kind of game!?
On the premise that porn is more enjoyable if it's associated with actual characters you have to interact with first, or if there's some challenge in getting to it?

>Yuyu
You could ask him if he's still interested in breaking the contract.

>Oh god.
>I
>I just want this to end.
Or... we could just refuse to play the game. Go back to bed. Kill yourself. Go on a killing spree until the rest of the knights take you down. Whatever. Anything that's not going along with the game, and rebelling instead.

I mean, what's the worst that could happen? It's just a game. I doubt a game over would harm the real you.

>>492717
THAT'S IT! GOD! Call god and tell him to get off his giant stone ass and HELP YOU. Or at least tell you what the ruck is happening.

>Ombra are you here at all?
Hey, you there? Thought you'd be laughing. You're missing Saisai freak out.

Saisai 2013/02/13(Wed)23:20 No. 492722 ID: a68e3e
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I don't even want to have any sort of physical contact with someone who talks like that..
I guess I'll just.. Go to the school? Is it the School or the Castle? I don't even care.

Saisai makes her way to the castle. About halfway there she here a bell chime. She continues along until someone calls out to her.

>"Stop right there, criminal scum!"

"What?"

She turns around and sees a tiny floating dragon thing.

"O-ombra...?"

>"That's Miss Ombra Hall-Monitor to you miss. And you're over an hour late! What excuse do you have!?"

>>492722
Wow you must've woken up really late. Say that you overslept.

...so, no comment on propositioning A1?

>And you're over an hour late! What excuse do you have!?
Repeat after me, in a complete deadpan:

"I tried to lesbian-rape my no-good sex-robot friend to escape this nightmare."

Then proposition her. Tsun-dragon kisses.

oh right, time here is cutscene based. meaning talking to yuyu took a lot of time.

hmmm... say you were so nervous last night you couldn't get to sleep for a while so you overslept.

Saisai 2013/02/13(Wed)23:27 No. 492727 ID: a68e3e
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>>492723
Look, I'll proposition whoever the hell it takes to get out of this.

>>492724
Sure, why not! Not like anything matters in this world.

"I tried to lesbian-rape my no-good sex-robot friend to escape this nightmare."

>"...."

"..."

>"..."

"..."

Doki~ Doki~

One Doki Doki point gained! Only 4 more needed for this character!

>>492727
But... With you here, it's not such a nightmare... Hall-monitor, aah~

>>492727
Huh. Well that wasn't too bad. Only four more, go be charming.

...oh gods, Ombra liked that.

It makes perfect sense. She's a total tsundere. All you have to do is keep being a snarky bitch to her until she starts smothering you in hate-kisses, and then we're free! It's win-win!

>>492727
Ask her if she's gonna punish you now. You've been naughty.

>>492730
Well, snarky would be "Can I go now?"

Saisai 2013/02/13(Wed)23:39 No. 492734 ID: a68e3e
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>>492731
>>492730
>>492729
>>492728

.... Am I really going to seduce someone the size of my fist..?

Fine, whatever.

"So are you going to punish me now? I've been naughty." She says, with the exact same deadpan.

>"Oh my... That... That deserves -quite- the punishment..."

"Oh, and I didn't bring a backpack. I'm not even in uniform."

>"Oh-oh my! Saisai, that's so... Wrong~"

+1 Doki Doki Point!

I hate everything.

"So, are we done here? I'm going now."

>"W-wait! You can't just leave! I.. I'm not supposed to allow that!"

>>492734
>>492734
"Yeah, that's be real... naughty~, wouldn't it?"

Hey, real-Ombra, can you hear this? Are you watching?

the longer i stay here the later i will be~

>.... Am I really going to seduce someone the size of my fist..?
There's some... fairly obvious explicit applications for that.

Don't think of it as humilating or degrading yourself, though. Think of it as degrading this hollow mockery of Ombra. Bitch, living in your head, yelling at you and causing you grief? And now she likes it when you disregard her authority and treat her badly? You could have fun with this.

>W-wait! You can't just leave! I.. I'm not supposed to allow that!
Well then. I guess you'd better... *hearbeat* stop me. If... you... can.

>>492734
Oh I know!

"You and I aren't supposed to do a lot of things. Are you going to let that stop us?"

>>492734
Why, if you stay here with her, it sounds like it'll make you very, very late for class.

Saisai, you know, we can probably worm our way into anyone's heart. Maybe even Maggie or Artemis. I'm uh, well, kindof more interested in trying for Maggie.

>>492742
Let's go for Maggie and kinky telekinesis / mindreading sex with our once-per-demo savestate reload. We have to finish this magnificent trainwreck with Ombra, first.

Saisai 2013/02/14(Thu)00:00 No. 492750 ID: a68e3e
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>>492743
You are correct, you get ONE free reload with Doki Doki, My First Day as a Knight~.

"You and I aren't supposed to do a lot of things. Are you going to let that stop us?" Deadpan

>"W-What are you implying..?"

"What I'm saying is the two of us... Can ditch school."

>"WH-WHAT!? That's so... Oh god I'm getting chills just thinking about all the rules that would break!" The Tiny dragon shivers in... Anticipation?

+1 Doki Doki Point!

>"B-but we can't! It's... I'm the hall-monitor!"

but we aren't IN the ha right now, we are right outside of them~

>>492750
Hmmm...

"I bet you like breaking rules~. You like seeing people break the rules~." toy with the hem of your shirt a bit - tease her. "We can break so many rules, together~"

>>492750
Tell her the only way she's going to keep you here is if she stops you, herself. Or if she gives you a reason to stay. (+1 DokiDoki).

...then point out that by keeping you here, she's actually making you later for class, and in fact, technically encouraging you to skip school. (MAXIMUM DOKIDOKI).

Say that if she doesn't want to ditch school, maybe you could go draw graffiti in the girls' bathroom together instead.

Saisai 2013/02/14(Thu)00:23 No. 492759 ID: a68e3e
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"I bet you like breaking the rules. I bet you like seeing people break the rules." Saisai moves closer to Ombra. "Think of all the rules we can break, together." still deadpan.

+1 DOKI DOKI~~~

>"B-but... I... It's not true... I'm not..."

"And you know... Since you've been spending so much time with me... You've actually been making me even -more- late for class."

>"!!!"

DOKI DOKI OVERLOAD!

Great, looks like she's broken down. Now's my chance.

Saisai begins to strip Ombra down. The tiny dragon covers her mouth, trying to kee-THANK YOU FOR PLAYING THE DEMO OF DOKI DOKI, MY FIRST DAY AS A KNIGHT~!

>>492759
Alright, RELOADAN time!

Goddamn, this is fucking amazing.

>>492759
Lucky you, the worst of it is cut off. That should be the end of it. Maybe.

RELOAD!

Saisai 2013/02/14(Thu)00:27 No. 492763 ID: a68e3e
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>>492760
-----------------------------------------------
>"Beep."

No.

>"Wake up. Beep."

This isn't supposed to happen.

>"Saisai Sempai, you're going to be late for your first day as a Knight. Boop."

I HAD SEX WITH OMBRA DAMMIT! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO END!

>"We have to hurry. Beep."

"SHUT UP!"

>"W-what..?"

>>492763
No no no, don't waste time here with all that. Just apologize, get dressed and get to school before you molest Ombra again.

>>492763
Apologize and go to class.

>>492763
Except you didn't really.

Don't worry, this time it's for real! C'mon, get ready for school; let's do this properly this time and not be late.

maybe it wants yo to go for someone specific? hurry to class with a1. hopefully you get a hint.

Um. Remember when we said this was a game?

Well, typically people tend to play them more than once... you know, so they get to knab more than once character.

Luckily, this game only lets you go twice before it's over! You're almost out!

How about we find Maggie or something this time around? She's pretty wild, and with the mindreading it should be easy. Hell, she can probably make it good for you, too.

>>492763
Yeah, well, we get a single reload and apparently using it's mandatory or something? Whatever, don't worry about it.

But look on the bright side, you get the chance to seduce people you'd never even have a chance at normally! I say you cut class and seduce Artemis's mother. Seriously, that woman could probably go toe to toe with the Tigerfolk King. Are you really going to pass up that?

Saisai 2013/02/14(Thu)00:38 No. 492770 ID: a68e3e
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Ok.
One more time.
But if you reset this again
I will do horrible things to A1 and Yuyu and make you watch. It won't be fun.

"I'm sorry A1, let's go to school."

>"Ok."

She smiles and takes Saisai's hand. The two of them walk to school together and make it in time.

>"I'll see you at lunchtime, ok?"

"Sure."

I don't even know what classes I have...

She hears someone laugh behind her. she turns around

Oh
my
god

>"Falladay! Are you lost already? I know it's your first day and all. Perhaps you're like Regulus Sensei to show you around~?"

uhhh... you have a thing, you need to do.. far away from him.

No.

Just...

No.

*NOPES AWAY*

Find someone, anyone else. Hell do the smart thing and head to the school office and ask for your schedule.

>>492770
Oh god no. I'M SO SORRY SAISAI, I JUST WANTED TO HIT ON MAGGIE!

Tell him you just want to get to class.

>>492770
That's... scary. Let's not do that. Maybe you could offer to smash his face and crush his genitals if he doesn't piss off.

>But if you reset this again
We didn't do it! The game did. Automatically.

>I will do horrible things to A1 and Yuyu and make you watch. It won't be fun.
...I did kind of suggest you go on consequence-less murder-spree, earlier. Remember?

>>492770
Oh gods. Run.

...or kill him. We hate this guy, right? And he's got that nice exposed torso just asking for a spear... (although with our luck, that would net a doki doki point anyways).

No. No, no, absolutely not, no! Regulus is off limits. Seriously, just ditch school and find Artemis's house. Or hunt down Maggie, or go to the Tigerfolk King for some "physical training". Hell, go find your half-sister if you're into that, just not him!

1/2 Saisai 2013/02/14(Thu)00:44 No. 492777 ID: a68e3e
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>"Hey! Where are you running off to!"

Saisai 2013/02/14(Thu)00:55 No. 492778 ID: a68e3e
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Saisai just runs
And runs.
Until her legs are weak and she's gasping for breath.

>"Woah, you ok there Falladay?"

Saisai looks up to see Maggie.

"C-captain..?"

>"Captain? It's me, Nurse Maggie. You look all red... Are you sick, Saisai?"

way better.

"yes, very sick, can you help me feel better?"

>Are you sick, Saisai?
...yes?

This one will be easy. Just get her examining you, and then play along. Then enjoy the kinky telekinetic sex and telepathic feedback. Plus, she's a nurse. This is basically the best sex you could hope to be getting out of this mess, so go for it.

Ooooh, nice. Here, I've got something:

"My heart is pounding and I'm weak in the knees... I need you to help me get better."

>>492778
Better her than anyone else around here. Keep running around at this rate and you'll be molested by shadows.

Agree and go along with her.

better then no one
lets seduce her and get the fuck out of this hellhole
"I'm not sick nurse Maggie, but i do need your help. can we talk somewhere more... private?"

Saisai 2013/02/14(Thu)01:09 No. 492787 ID: a68e3e
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>>492782
...
Fine. But not because I'm curious or anything
I just want to get out of here.

"My heart is pounding and I'm weak in the knees... I need you to help me get better."

>"Oh my. How could I say no to someone in need? Follow me."

Maggie leads Saisai to the nurse's office. She closes the door behind her. Saisai hears a click.

>"Take a seat."

"Uhm.. Ok..."

Saisai sits down on one of the beds as Maggie begins to sort through a drawer. She pulls out a needle and a bottle. Saisai frowns as Maggie begins to fill the needle with a clear fluid.

>"Your body is far too excited. This here should calm you down quite a bit."

"W-what is that...?" I don't like needles...

>"It's just a mild sedative. Won't even put you to sleep. I just want to make sure you're comfortable."

...
I don't think I like this.

Let her needle you.
Don't let her needle you.

DO IT

...oh shit. Is anyone else getting some serious fat bird vibes here all of a sudden?

Um. Play along. Then use your years of agile training and catlike reflexes to "accidentally" bump her into sticking herself.

>>492787
Aw crap. She's one of THOSE nurses. What a buzzkill.

Don't let her needle you. You'll get knocked out and she'll experiment on you or something.

Tell her it's fine. She doesn't need to sedate you, just talking to her a while should calm you down. Maybe you can just come out and say you were trying to flirt with her, see how she reacts.

>>492787
...OK ok I got this. Don't let her give us the shot, and instead go give her a hug, say your upset and just need some company for a bit. That should lead to a better path than... whatever that would do.

>>492791
this sounds like it could work.

Saisai 2013/02/14(Thu)01:20 No. 492794 ID: a68e3e
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Maggie moves closer with that needle in hand. Before she gets to close Saisai calls out.

"W-wait!"

>"???"

"I... I'm not really sick."

>"Oh?"

"Really... I was just trying to flirt with you. So uh... Please don't needle me."

>"..."

Maggie places the needle down on a table.

>"Really?"

"Y-yeah."

>"... I... Hmm... It doesn't seem that you're lying. Your thoughts are fuzzy though, like you're here but not. How... Fascinating."

Saisai can see a small smile under that mask.

+1 Doki Doki!
+1 Avoid horrible Yandere Ending Point!

>>492794
Ok now ask to see her face without the mask. Because that shits disturbing.

>>492794
Heyyy... she might actually buy your explanation. Tell her that you're from another reality need to get intimate with someone to escape, and well... you were curious about her.

>+1 Avoid horrible Yandere Ending Point!
Oh gods, she was gonna fat bird us, I knew it!

Okay, so things aren't going to be easy, but if we play our cards right, we can still net awesome psychic sex instead of horrible medical death.

...the mask. If we're flirting with her, we totally have to ask why she's hiding her pretty face.

Saisai 2013/02/14(Thu)01:32 No. 492798 ID: a68e3e
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>>492796
I think it'll be better to keep the whole mysterious thing going.

>>492797
>>492795
"I gotta ask... Why the mask?"

>"Ah, that's because... It's easier to wear it."

"Take it off. I want to see your pretty face."

>"..."

Maggie removes her helmet. With her face exposed her entire stance changes. She seems more open now.
Saisai feels a sort of buzz in her head.
It's not entirely unpleasant.

>"Count yourself lucky Falladay, not many people have seen my face."

"I think you look adorable. You shouldn't keep it covered at all."

>"I.. I see..." She looks a bit guilty right now. Whatever she'd been planning to do to Saisai she regrets even thinking about.

+1 Doki Doki!

Complement her piercing, say you think they're pretty hot. Ask if she has any others.

>>492798
Compliment her eyes. Also, comment positively on the buzz, ask what other stuff she can do with her powers.

Maybe offer for her to come sit next to you on the bed.

>>492800
Actually, the buzz might be part of why she keeps it on... she might be sensitive about that in particular. Maybe it's better not to bring it up.

Oooh. Happy-buzz. Toldja.

(...should I be worried we didn't earn another Avoid horrible Yandere Ending Point? How many of those do we need?).

*nose poink* *teasing/sultry* You got any more of those? *grin*

Saisai 2013/02/14(Thu)01:45 No. 492803 ID: a68e3e
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"I like the piercing."

>"Oh? Thanks." She wrinkles her nose a bit.

"Have anymore?"

She laughs and sticks out her tongue.

"Anymore?"

>"Hmm... I'm not sure if I should show a student -those-"

She holds her hands against her chest, clearly indicating where a few of them are.

....
I'm not sure if it's the buzzing feeling but this is kinda turning me on.

As if sensing Saisai's feelings Maggie moves closer, sitting down on the bed next to her. The buzzing feeling intensifies, becoming something almost euphoric. Maggie grins.

>"You like that?"

"I..."

>"I can do a lot more if you want~"

+1 DOKI DOKI!

Oh god.
What the hell

This isn't how this was supposed to go down dammit.

>>492803
"It's nice. Please~":

Remember how things started? With the needle and the sedative and the probably going to do terrible things to you?

Yeah. I recommend panicking and making a break for it. Or not panicking, and making a break for it.

>>492803
Be a bit coy about it, say "a little..."

>This isn't how this was supposed to go down dammit.
At least it isn't unpleasant.

Oh this feels nice.

I'd.... I'd... like to see them. If thats alright with you.

>This isn't how this was supposed to go down dammit.
...I thought this was exactly how it was supposed to go down? :V

Well, she's clearly got you at the disadvantage with the mindsex, here. Time to go on the offensive if you don't want to let her control everything. Don't let her make all the moves. Throw her off guard by making one of your own!

>>492803
Oh yes.

Well, what's wrong? Expected something a bit less... real? Wanted to be the dominant one? Make it clear how you want things to go down, but don't pass this up. Take charge if you want. I'm sure you could manage a kiss at this point.

Saisai 2013/02/14(Thu)02:03 No. 492810 ID: a68e3e
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I'm supposed to be the one doing the seducing!
Time to turn on the cuteness.

"A little.."

Saisai tries to make a cute face but suddenly cries out loud as a intense wave of pleasure hits her.

+1 Doki Doki Point!

>"How about that~?"

"W-what th-AH!"

Her arms give out and she falls onto the bed as another stronger wave hits her. She pants and gasps trying to figure out what the hell just happened to her. Everything starts looking a bit hazy around the edges. She bites onto her hand to keep herself from crying out again as the euphoric feeling intensifies.

>"That's so cute~, you can barely even move now, huh~?"

"I... Nnn..."

It's constant now. Whatever powers Maggie has she's using all of it to keep Saisai in a constant state of pleasure leaving the tigergirl helpless on the bed.

This isn't how...
I...

THANK YOU FOR PLAYING THE DEMO OF DOKI DOKI, MY FIRST DAY AS A KNIGHT!

Saisai 2013/02/14(Thu)02:04 No. 492811 ID: a68e3e
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Purchase the full version to unlock Snake from the Metal Gear Solid Series!

Saisai 2013/02/14(Thu)02:06 No. 492812 ID: a68e3e
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"Nnn.... Purchase the full version..."

Well... hes better then Regulus at least.

>>492811
10/10 would date

Damn. You didn't get to the rest of the piercings!

...though I stand by that being the best experience we could have gotten for her, there. :V

THAT'S IT. This evil H-Game has gone too far! Trapping people in H-Games is one thing, BUT SOLID SNAKE IS INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY! They cannot legally sell this game for profit in English countries, as Snake is property of Hideo Kojima!

>>492819
Umm
Hideo Kojima tried to kill Snake.

>>492827
And Tolkien killed Boromir, but I doubt his estate would be pleased if I made a LotR visual novel.

Wait! I have a solution to your problems SaiSai! Just turn your face skywards, raise your arms and shout "HEEEEEEELP!"
A squad of male cheerleaders makes any situation better, and this game already violates copyright law, so no problems on that front.

So how DO we purchase the full game?