>>514950
I agree, this is now the primary driving goal for me. We must get glasses her boxergear.
which would mean getting some level playing-field action going.
Tell your friend of your plan, unless you think this will cause him to flip out MORE.

this sounds like it's going to end in an epic battle between glasses and us.

And then maybe sex.

>>514962
prefferably both at once.

>>514860
"You're right.
I hate this gear, but I have no choice. I am honorbound to use it and become the world's greatest hero.

I need another option, Paris. And I need your help to find it."

what.

AlphaLurker 2013/06/16(Sun)19:55 No. 517428 ID: 67bfa9
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Saitnen: "Evil or not, I've done nothing wrong and it's the only thing keeping me alive from these crazy people. I NEED it."

Paris Kane: That's the gear talking Sai! the gear isn't saving you it's corrupting you with it's evil temptations of power!"

Saitnen: "You're wrong! my dad wanted me to be a hero!"

Paris Kane: "man a hero? you're just a junkie!"

Saitnen: "Help me find another way!"

Paris Kane: " I AM helping you."

Paris activates an intercom

Paris Kane: "Security? I need you to arrest Saitnen Soulsworn immediately!"

>>517428

Junkie?? What?! We are not so horribly physically dependent on this suit! We are a PANTY-POWERED SUPERHERO!

Time for a dynamic escape. Run for the nearest window and jump through it.

"so this is how it is? i thought we were friends, but when i ask you to trust me, you wont, goodbye"

and jump out a window.

>>517429
actually we may be, but for a different reason. we were hit with a double dose of super deadly poison. the fact we didn't die is because of this thing, no idea if the docs cleared it from our system but if they didn't get all of it then the only thing keeping us from dying horribly is the suit.

>>517429
>>503710
We're near the top I think. I don't think we can survive a fall that big without going to another hospital.

>>517433
well yeah we aren't going to just plummet, we jump and then grab the ledge and high speed climb down.

>>517428
Call him an idiot and jump out the window you came in through.

>>517428
>>514860
wait what? How does the first lead into the second?

>>517456
Perfect, but I suggest we kick him in the balls first, and shout, "YOU'RE AN IDIOT!" on the way down from his window.

Don't worry about the fact that we're on the 80-billionth floor, we'll handle it.

>>517456
It's not calling him an idiot, it's informing him of the objective truth.

>>517428
"Ugh, we weren't done talking and you go and force the issue? Not cool, but I forgive you bro."

Then jump out the window.

Kick him in the dick
backflip out window
...
LIKE A BAWS

>>517544
bumping this because kicking our best bro in the testes over his misstep here probably would just bite our ass later
tell him you aint about to get arrested, but you are gonna give his points some thought and see if you can figure something actually agreeable out

...

steal his panties.

if you are so set, my friend, then I have no choice but to prove you wrong! Keep your ears open, and I assure you, you will be told only of justice and the thwarting of evil when you hear the name: SAITNEN SOULSWORN!

HERO AWAAAAAAAAAY [that is when you escape]

>steal his panties.

and gain the power of assholery

>>517648
That's BRILLIANT! Steal HIS panties, which are CLEARLY in a twist.

Dude's a traitor. He's the villain, not you. You should teach him a lesson. Bam with the darts and see what he thinks then. Or give him a light tazing.

>>518014
What? No, he's being an ass about it but he's right. The gear is a PR nightmare, and if it wasn't for his dad's dying wish Saitnen wouldn't even be using it in the first place.

>>518109
but it IS too late to just get rid of it. we will get ninja assassins still trying to kill us. they wont know we threw it away. and if we say we did they wouldn't believe us. and paris apparently doesn't believe us ether.

We will sort this out and turn in the gear once we are done. As of now, we have no assurance that we won't be killed if we are without it. Remind him that one tried to kill us in while we were in the hospital under his care (he was watching over us at least) and would have succeeded if we had not had the gear. Then leave.

...Why'd Saitnen put on the gear in the first place? He already had it on when he found his father dying.

>>518112
Yea, but I was pointing out Paris isn't a villain. He's trying to do the right thing for the right reasons, but he's being rash and dumb and doing it the wrong way.

Look, this is the perfect point for a heel turn. Don't you guys read comics? We could turn his social ineptitude and his morally ambiguous powers into a good thing with a snap of the fingers. Suddenly he's an anti-hero: a person who's hunted by the law and the bad guys but is still fighting to protect the innocent and do what needs to be done. Paris will be our nemesis, our turncoat friend who betrayed us and tried to send us up the river and has made it his public goal to see us brought in, all under the guise of "it's for our own good". Glasses cop will be our spunky sidekick on the inside who feeds us information on criminals and warns us when the police are closing in. Also, a romantic interest in a relationship between an incredibly shy awkward person and a socially inept goofball.

You know, it'd sell. Beat down the turncoat! Give him what-for. Yell something about "you were like my brother!" while doing it.

>>517635

This.

>>518411
So much this.

AlphaLurker 2013/06/22(Sat)12:38 No. 518801 ID: 67bfa9
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Saitnen: "so this is how it is Paris? I thought you were my friends, but when I ask you to trust me, you won't, goodbye"

Paris Kane: "good bye Saitnen"

Saitnen: "HERO AWAAAAAAAAAY"

I leap through a window
*SMASH*
. . . I probably should have leaped through the one I had already open . . . also I need better get away quips

*THWAM*
I hit the ground

>>We're near the top I think. I don't think we can survive a fall that big without going to another hospital.
pfft like anybody couldn't survive a fall of . . . um . . . seventeen stories . . . well it turned out fine, and that's all that matters!

>pfft like anybody couldn't survive a fall of . . . um . . . seventeen stories
Just remember to keep thinking that way if you ever see a villain fall to his or her 'death'. And remember not to think that way about squishy civilians.

Guess we need a new place to crash, now. A place Paris doesn't know about, too.

...did we tell him where or when you were meeting that girl for coffee tomorrow? That might end up being an ambush, now.

keep on runnin'.

>grants ability to survive 17 story drops

another point in the gear's favor.

let's keep moving. anyplace you have that paris doesn't know about? gear let's you basically live off of panty energy.

AlphaLurker 2013/07/03(Wed)16:16 No. 521062 ID: 67bfa9
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>keep on runnin'.
I gotta get out of here and find a place to-
*WAM*

Saitnen: "Gah!"

?????: "Yoink"

*zooom*

. . . HEY, that bitch stole my panties and money!

>>521062

PURSUE AND ENGAGE!

you have a ranged attack, use it!

>bitch stole my panties
The irony.

Well, time to turn the turnaround around. Get after her.

>>521062
Wait, I have a better idea
call after here "You know if you had just asked I would have given you that underwear for free!"
Then chase after her.
Because honestly that stuff has absolutely no purpose for us right now

>>521062
You only had 20 dollars, right? Are you sure that's enough to chase her over?

>>521081
If we get her panties, we'll get street surfboard powers or something. That alone is worth the trouble.

>>521082
Problem is, we arent exactly certain she is a villian. She might think WE are bad guys. I think we should chase her, yeah, but we should try and talk to her as we chase her as opposed to just outright attackign her.
I am probably wrong here, but something about this one isnt striking me as villianous. Perhaps rougeish, but not outright villianous like catlady and robonurse.
Let's go after her and play this oen by ear.

If she's not a villain well get the panties by seduction, until then chase her down and get your shit back. Steal a bike or something if you have to to keep up.

>>521062
You're in an alley. Grab the nearest dumpster and throw it at her. You just jumped 17-stories off a building with no ill-effects, don't tell me you don't have super strength.

>>521123
It is possible the arm gear just has some sort of shock absorbtion process built in, not unlike the long-fall boots from portal. We dont exactly have the time here to go testing wether we got superstrength or not, yo.
Do what >>521094 said and hotwire a bike or something, make sure to return it later though. You are gonna be dating a cop, after all.

DASH

AlphaLurker 2013/07/18(Thu)20:36 No. 525441 ID: 67bfa9
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>you have a ranged attack, use it!

I don't want to kill her! these darts are lethal

?????: "catch me if you can big shot!"

Saitnen: "You bet I will!"

* * *

I chase her down an alley . . .woah who's the shorty?

????(shorty): "Mr. Soulsworn, I'm glad you're here we need your help saving your father!"

Saitnen: "WHAAAT?!"


Who are these mysterious strangers?
Can Saitnen's dead father really be saved?
Why did Paris Kane Turn turn into a huge douche?
and Will Saitnen's date even be relevant to the plot?

Find out all this and much, much more in the next exciting issue of Soulsworn!

jerks
no
because he's a nut
no, but it will be a nice break from his hectic day.

Radgirl and yodaface.
Probably not.
Magic douche pills his maid has been giving him.
Yes, because he'll get ambushed in the middle of it.

People from the future (with a time machine)
We will either cause his death, or watch as he dies
He knows someone that became evil from stealing panties
No