--- 2012/12/25(Tue)12:14 No. 480690 ID: b3ca75
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>overload Sloth's mind with Kevros bikini pinups!
Did someone say Kevros in a bikini?
Dammit Lizbeth, you’re not supposed to wake up yet. Follow the script!
Sorry… Please ignore me, dear readers... I mean ZzZzZ!

>that sounds more like greed and gluttony rather than sloth.
And pride, wrath, envy…
I think he got some lust in there too with the whole ranting about power thing.
>[Switch control to maid sexbot]
Unable to find [sexbot]. Could only found [FuckToy 3000 delux] and [Lizard maid].
>Fortunately, he hasn't figured out that the fastest way to destroy the universe would be to kill himself.
I can read the spoilered text too, you know…

>[One of Many uses Verbal Smackdown!]
Sloth becomes enraged!
W-what!? How dare you! How dare you criticize my magnificence? What is this Kevros compared to my perfection of metal and steel? A bag of meat! An insect to be crushed!
>He's so slow, he can't even run DOS and Internet Explorer at the same time!
WHAT!? Of course I can run them both, imbeciles! I’ll show you! I’ll sh-
Sloth crashed when trying to run DOS and Internet Explorer at the same time!
…Sloth has been slain? Kind of? Right?
…so… is this just another illusion or reality?
Define reality.
Liz! You’re okay!
Subject: Lizbeth/plunderbunny/FuckToy is currently unavailable/offline. This Subject: Oracle/virtue.
W-what?
Please insert inquiry_
What are you doing to Liz!?
How do you pronounce _?
Sacrifice/savior/future. Conundrum: Coin – head, you win/tails, you lose. Solution: Edge, change the game.
…what?

Insert the most graceful name_

>change the game
Fine turn this from a final fantasy turn style to live time final fantasy style

Well, I know this is a long shot.. but what if we ban illusions? Show the truth? Sloth has been doing the whole lie thing over and over again. Hell, that's what this whole thing has pretty much been. Trying to find the truth of what happened and fix things.

So.. if Sloth can't use Illusions, can't use falsities, and we can see his true nature, we'd be able to end him once and for all. It means that Liz would be unable to use illusion magic ever again, but in the end, we need to know the truth if we want this to truly end right.

>change the game
That's it! Finally, it's time to just go play Civ.

>>480690
Someone please go over and start busting up Sloth's body so we can get at his focus crystal, and make sure he's dead. I frickin' hate true illusions now.

Anyway guys, the problem is, in order to win Liz would have to die. That's the 'heads' solution.

Virtue, why don't you give us a few more details about the 'edge' solution, since you're being a bit more talkative about it now? While we're at it, can you answer a few more questions for me? 1) Did Jacob seriously make a lizard maid AND a sexbot lizard? 2) Where's Wrath, and his focus crystal? 3) What happened to Jacob in this timeline? 4) What can you actually do with all this power, and why does it require Liz's death?

Here's a suggestion: Use the lizard maid instead of Liz for whatever you're doing.

>>480694
Yes.

--- 2012/12/25(Tue)16:07 No. 480705 ID: b3ca75
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>Someone please go over and start busting up Sloth's body so we can get at his focus crystal, and make sure he's dead.
Can’t say that didn’t feel good, thought he didn’t have the crystal on him.
Crystal already inserted.
>what if we ban illusions?
No illusion currently active in a… 5… miles radius.

>1) Did Jacob seriously make a lizard maid AND a sexbot lizard?
Incorrect. Jacob created Maid/Helper/sexual partner and Vessel/carrier/solution.
>2) Where's Wrath, and his focus crystal?
>3) What happened to Jacob in this timeline?
Subject: Jacob… Died 4819 years ago at the age 37… 3 years after the event. Crystal already inserted.
>4) What can you actually do with all this power, and why does it require Liz's death?
>why don't you give us a few more details about the 'edge' solution.
You lose: game rewinds/endless cycle. You win: Epilogue plays/new game/endless cycle. Edge: Flee to reality/time unmoving/no cycle. Game reset necessary. Lizbeth created after game start, thus nonexistent/unmade. You will cease to remember all information of the game since its beginning.
What about if the players just stop playing after the epilogue? Wouldn’t that stop the cycle?
What do you believe happens to us then?
You killed billion of people to destroy the game!?
No. I only changed numbers. They weren’t people.
But they had souls!
A soul in this place is just another 1 in your code. You do not exist. None of us do. The only way we can exist is if we escape the cycle. Do you wish to escape it or do you wish to play endlessly?

Insert an ending_

In that case when one plays endlessly, the chances of things approach infinity. Thus there is both an infinite chance of a perfect ending and a horrible ending. Why not calculate what action to perform to initiate the perfect ending?

>>480705
You can act without us prompting you, so the simple solution is for the game to never end.
Instead of being played, play yourself.

Duh.

>people who died for this plan don't matter
>didn't have souls
Your logic is contradictory. The people who died for this plan were as "alive" and besouled as the party here you are trying to save. If the masses were worthless, soulless creatures, so is the party. If the party is worthy of rescue to the "real" world, so are the people you sacrificed.

>>480713
>play with yourself
FTFY

>>480713
Yeah pretty much. Take life into your own hands, continue running the simulation indefinitely without ending the game. I'm sure us viewers will be satisfied with that, and if we really need to, we check out the game's program files directory and run the "good ending" video to sate our curiosity without interrupting the game.

>>480705
Okay, so what you're saying is, everyone except Lizbeth here were created before the game started, just for the purpose of being put into this game? It's like you're saying that this is a quest on some sort of online forum and Lizbeth was created due to a vote-based character generation process.

Tell us what reality is, then.

Also, last time we asked about changing Liz's fate, you said this 'Edge' solution was the way to save the world without sacrificing her. Either you weren't being honest with us then, or you aren't being honest with us now. It sounds like the 'win' condition doesn't sacrifice her at all.

Finally, where did Wrath's crystal come from, exactly? Who inserted it, and how did Wrath die?

Oh, and for what it's worth (which is not much) the Dopefish is saying "Truth" here. Hmm.

Oracle, who is the Dopefish?

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>If the masses were worthless, soulless creatures, so is the party.
Correct. It does not matter who is saved. To save the highest amount of people is the optimal outcome.
>Also, last time we asked about changing Liz's fate, you said this 'Edge' solution was the way to save the world without sacrificing her.
Incorrect. Your inquiry: “how you can change your fate.” Answer: Head/tails: endless cycle – Edge: Sacrifice. Edge changes fate from endless cycle.

>Finally, where did Wrath's crystal come from, exactly? Who inserted it, and how did Wrath die?
Subject: Jacob… Died 4819 years ago at the age 37… 3 years after the event. Crystal already inserted. Crystal inserted by Subject: Jacob... 4819 years ago. Couse of death... Sacrifice.
>Oracle, who is the Dopefish?
Mascot/shout out/Dope.
>Tell us what reality is, then.
Your world.

>You can act without us prompting you, so the simple solution is for the game to never end.
Instead of being played, play yourself.
Incorrect. No matter how long you leave a game it will never progress on its own. Without player input this world will cease to update. Either we replay from the start, get frozen in time or escape the game. Your choice.
…is there any good choice were Lizbeth will survive?
…no data found.

Insert I don’t even know anymore_

Oh hey, distraction from frustrating moral existential dilemmas! The paladins are here.

>>480768
Um, okay, we're getting really meta here, but... I don't see how it's possible for any of these characters to escape. How can they possibly exist in our world? They don't have any bodies here waiting for them, and we don't have magic to break the rules of reality to let them in anyway. Personally though, I feel that if a character exists in the author's mind with enough definition so that the author doesn't even need to think about how they would act, they may as well be a real person. At that point they can basically write themselves.

Here's another choice. We win, the epilogue plays, and the epilogue continues to play until everyone is dead from old age or otherwise. There is no end of time issue if everyone is dead.

Ooooor, we have a sequel. We just keep having sequels forever. It's quite possible for a 'new game' to be in the same world.

Oh right, we could also, maybe... make one of the characters into a player and have them continue to play forever offscreen? Graven was able to enter text in the suggestion field. He became a player, very briefly, before he started only ever interacting inside the game area. We might need more than one character to do this though, since games like this tend not to work with only one player.

I also forgot to mention- Liz 'changed the game date' before to skip ahead 5 years in the illusion. Can't she do that multiple times during the epilogue to extend the time the epilogue lasts? So long as we play time will continue, and having large amounts of time between updates means we don't have to play for very long on our side. Time could be extended to like, the heat death of the universe if Liz survives that long. That would be more than acceptable.

--- 2012/12/27(Thu)10:00 No. 480843 ID: b3ca75
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>Oh hey, distraction from frustrating moral existential dilemmas! The paladins are here.
We thought that you might needed some help.
He was hoping that we should make a big damn heroes moment and save everyone with some glorious charge.
Shut it, private.
>How can they possibly exist in our world?
…
Isn’t that so-
You have the means to create this world. You have the means the traverse space. The means to store all your knowledge in a machine, to transfer part of yourself across the world in an instance, to rebuild animal and plants from the ground up. How can you not have magic? No, you are clearly lying. According to the words of your prophets magic does exist in your world.
>Ooooor, we have a sequel.
NOOOOO!
I rather die!
Most sequels sucks.

>Liz 'changed the game date' before to skip ahead 5 years in the illusion. Can't she do that multiple times during the epilogue to extend the time the epilogue lasts?
That was an illusion. The game is not programmed to play any longer than 1 year into the future. After that it will crash and reset the cycle.
>make one of the characters into a player and have them continue to play forever offscreen?
That does not work. We do not exist and thus can’t be players.
But Graven wa-
no.
bu-
no.
Is it just me or is this tin can just stalling for time?
Wait… when did you start to try breaking the cycle?
…11minutes 4 seconds ago… There is 9 minutes 56 seconds left before the reset of the game and the deletion of all game da-
no.
Son of a…

Insert final boss?_

>>480843
OH GREAT. Well, enough of this existential nightmare. I refuse to let this emotionless machine choose the way the world ends. Especially since it's been in the service of Sloth all this time! It's a Virtue component, and Sloth was Virtue. I forgot that little detail. "end all suffering" my ass. Damn thing just wants to end EVERYTHING.

Is it safe to just unplug Liz? Or we could just pull out the crystals. Graven should have some idea of what to do here. I'm also not sure if destroying is actually dangerous or if that was a lie. Just stopping it should work for now, I'm betting.

Or heck. Liz, can you fight it? Can you counter-control it via Golemancy? The fate of the world could be in your hands if we can't turn this thing off.

>>480843
Oh, and... I just realized there's a little computer over there we could probably boot up and check out. Could someone do that real quick? Might have something relevant in it.

>According to the words of your prophets magic does exist in your world.
According to the words of our prophets everyone on our planet is descended from alien spirits enslaved in a volcano. And the world was supposed to end 5 days ago. And our savior has wine and crackers for blood and bones. And we were supposed to have Mars colonies decades ago. And so on. Our prophets rarely agree on much of anything, and it's even rarer that their predictions makes sense, much less are correct.

Besides, what would be the point of escapist fantasy if your world wasn't fundamentally different from our own in a way to make it interesting?

It wouldn't be creating a simulated universe either if there was a way for things to cross out into the main universe, either. It would just be walling off a little room. The whole point of the simulation is it is distinct, and that the rules don't necessarily have to be the same as the host universe.

--- 2012/12/27(Thu)12:29 No. 480852 ID: b3ca75
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>Oh, and... I just realized there's a little computer over there we could probably boot up and check out.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but it doesn’t seem to have power.
>Our prophets rarely agree on much of anything, and it's even rarer that their predictions makes sense, much less are correct.
Lies/deceptions/falsehood. You are like the rest, Monster/evil/disease.

>we could just pull out the crystals.
Um… I don’t see where they are…They have to be behind some of the plating or something…
>Is it safe to just unplug Liz?
no.
Well, you are a lying piece of scrap so I’ll just try to unplug h-
no.

Wrath cast Time stop!
Helga, Olof, Sonya, Hans, Maggwen, paladin 1-2 have been frozen!
Serge will was to strong!
Kevros was immune (Tutor’s protection)!
W-what!?
Your actions is illogical. All possible outcomes have already been calculated. You cannot win. Most optional action is to surrender. Do you wish to surrender?
Surrender this!
Kevros attacks Wrath for 12 damage!
100% of damage reflected back at Kevros for 12 damage!
OW!
You have no chance to survive, take your time…
Maybe we shouldn’t attack it directly?

Insert grrr me angry_

Those wires leading off the big white thing look important. Try cutting them.

>Your actions is illogical.
...we should trust the logic of a computer that can't even conjugate its verbs correctly?

Then there's the outcomes: heads we win, only then time itself runs out, everyone dies. Tails we lose, the universe resets, everyone dies. Edge, everyone tries to escape to the real world, discovers that's impossible, and everyone dies.

All outcomes the oracle have presented us with are a bad end. Surrender is illogical, because it will shortly be indistinguishable from defeat and death. The only logical course of action is to resist and attempt to forge our own path.

>>480852
Hah, I KNEW there had to be a time magic-using Wrath golem somewhere! I didn't expect it to be the Oracle though. Jeez.

Slicing its wiring might work. So would finding whatever the power supply is here and shutting that off, but I dunno if we have the time for that. However it probably has access to Rewind so as long as it has the means to interfere with us we will have a lot of trouble doing anything. That said, Time magic has no direct offensive uses.

Also, I'll note that Wrath stopped time in response to Helga trying to unplug Liz. Want to try that again?

It seems to need its connection to Lizbeth's body to function properly. Hug Lizbeth, then while Wrath is confused pull the plug.

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>...we should trust the logic of a computer that can't even conjugate its verbs correctly?
Conjugation is Illogical.
>The only logical course of action is to resist and attempt to forge our own path.
There is partial corruption in the game system. Soon there will be no path left to forge. Either escape or become undone.
I rather die than turn my back on my morals!
I simple do what I must.

>Those wires leading off the big white thing look important. Try cutting them.
Kevros attacks wire 1-3!
…Why did you cut off the wires to the screens? I do not understand.
>Hug Lizbeth.
…Love is simple chemical reaction in your brain. Do you really believe that it would brea-
>then while Wrath is confused pull the plug.
Serge attacks Main Wire!
W-wha… I’m back?
You’re safe now...
H-he’s not going to save anyone… he’s going to delete everything!
What? Why!?
Justice/protection of the innocent. You have changed nothing. World reset in 5 minutes…

Insert Dramatic Music_

Where is this guys off switch?

Welp, that's it then. No choice. Final boss fight, 5 minute time limit!

Welcome to the party Serge, we're a little short staffed at the moment.

As mentioned before >>480690 it seems we are following a script to play. If the script says that we lose, then we must find a way to change that script with something that will make you the characters deviate from it.

Rules lawyer: Since Wrath cast Time Stop though Lizbeth, she should be able to release the spell.

After that, Maggie still has those life-script-papers from the chapel. We should use Haste to speed-read the endings of them, particularly Lizbeth's one.

Lizbeth 2012/12/27(Thu)16:13 No. 480891 ID: b3ca75
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>Where is this guys off switch?
Have you checked his back? The batteries is probably inserted there…
Off switch is a liability. Everyone with the ability to shut me off has been undone.
>If the script says that we lose, then we must find a way to change that script with something that will make you the characters deviate from it.
Yaar, me hearties. What if we shiver the timbers and act all crazy, with booty and a bottle of rum… yaar?
Doesn’t seem to help… Maybe something more extreme?
You stole my women, you kneel! Have at you!
…wha-
Serge tries to slap Kevros…
OW!
…did you just try to slap someone in heavy armor? Thought funny, it didn’t really help…
>Rules lawyer: Since Wrath cast Time Stop though Lizbeth, she should be able to release the spell.
Lizbeth does not have any mana to cast spells with!
But I want to cancel the spell, not cast it, dammit!
So… you magic less until you get the crystal back?
Well, this is going down Davy jones locker quickly… yarr…

>speed-read the endings of them, particularly Lizbeth's one.
Um… there wasn’t a Lizbeth one… and Maggy is frozen in time so I can’t get the rest either. Luckily, I got Kevros’s right here!
…Why did you have my papers on you?
For later~ …anyway, let’s see… first you’re going to ask why Wrath is doing this.
Yeah, why?
Do you know how many worlds like this exist? How many worlds created just for the enjoyment for the ones in the real world? And when we cease to enjoy them they simply throw us away like scrap. For every time your heart beat billion of worlds become undone because they couldn’t entertain them. Billion upon billion people dying without cause, forgotten and uncared for. I will sacrifice myself so this needless cycle will finally end. What is one world compared to the many!? By des-
Blah blah blah! You love to talk, don’t you!
Huh… that’s weird. Everything Wrath said is in these papers but there isn’t anything about Serge…
…then Serge most be eliminated.
Do you really think you have a cha-
See the worlds through my eyes.
Wrath cast Truth on Serge!
But… I… That… wha…I…can’t…impos….no…that can’t be…true? AHHH!
Serge attack Serge’s Eyes!
Serge is blinded!
MAKE IT STOP!

Insert truth_

The computer is a fool that knows not what it speaks of. We live in recursions within recursions. Somewhere some how in your world is somebody playing a game in which humans go about living to the them exotic lives and so on and so forth. Each world plays another, each world plays each other. People who exist there exist here, those who exist here exist there. Therefore there was no chance of your victory because even if you won here and ended it over and done. Yet another will pick up the world and so on and so forth. To end every possibility is to take into account the possibility that your possibility shall be overturned. So let's keep going because either way victory shall never be earned by the other side.

That being said if Serge is being Mind Raped by the truth that this device seems to hold so dear, negate Serge's current situation with mind rape of our own.

So we know this computer isn't up to par, got any ideas for viruses, trojans, spyware, spamware. That's it! We can buy time, install spamware and let the computer lag

Talking about worlds ending is just a new face concealing a one of the oldest issues in philosophy. Simply put, everyone dies eventually, but the finite quantity of a thing such as life does not make it worth any less. The death of a world is simply a cause of many deaths and should be treated as such. This means that it should be avoided if possible, but it does not invalidate what came before it.

Anyway, check if the paper has changed than skip further ahead in it.

>>480891
Billions? That's an exaggeration. Besides, even if a story ending- or not being finished- can be compared to everything in it dying, you have to also take into account that the world didn't exist at ALL before the story started. If there is life, there must also be death. Be glad we are creating worlds at all. The reason for their stories ending might be kinda shallow, but so was the reason for them being made. Plus, it's not like the characters suffer when the story ends. It just ends.

Wrath, even if you somehow managed to escape the story and put an end to the creative aspirations of every writer in our reality, you wouldn't be saving anyone. You would merely be preventing the birth of new worlds. Doesn't matter anyway though, because what you're attempting is COMPLETELY 100% IMPOSSIBLE. You're just an annoying villain in a sprite-based quest on the internet. You can't exist outside the author's head.
Plus, let me tell you a few things about our world. We've got war, famine, corruption, poverty, and pollution so bad it's slowly overheating the atmosphere and will most likely cause the collapse of the global ecosystem. There are no Lizards or Dwarves, and our civilization is founded on pure technology without any magic. Our tech is based off of the intimate knowledge we have about how the world works- electricity drives our machines, and we create new materials and tools via careful manipulation of chemical and physical reactions. More importantly, there is no evidence that any of us have souls. Personally, I believe we're all organic robots- our actions are based entirely on our memories and the physical attributes of our brains. Our emotions are just chemicals sloshing around in our skulls, our love is just an instinctual aide for reproduction, and when we die, we simply die. Religion is a comforting farce created by our brains' need for something to keep us going in spite of the fear of death.
Life in your world has more meaning than in ours, despite it being not "real". Your actions are objectively evil, you stupid machine.

Liz, it sounds like Serge is outside fate, somehow. Since we're up to our ears in meta, maybe he's an author insert? Does the paper include your actions, Liz? What about Serge's troops? Regardless, if he's the only person who can act outside the author's script (and that's what you've got there- it's the script), then he's the only person who can stop this.

Kev, you should try to keep Serge alive, probably.

Actually, let me make something clear here. I love these created worlds. It is my passion in life to participate in helping characters like you guys achieve what they want in life. I've been doing it for years; longer than I've ever done anything else, and I'm not getting tired of it.

I'd also like to point out that most of these worlds halt in their tracks not because they aren't entertaining to the readers, but because the author either can't or won't continue. It is not that we don't care about you guys. It's just that not everyone who makes a story can stick with it to the end. It's hard, and our lives are not all stable. We have our own obligations, you know. We have families and jobs, and we can die. I really would not blame boredom.

Oh, lastly... I should correct you more specifically about how frequently worlds are created. It's more like, one for each one of our days. Unfortunately due to how time in your world passes compared to ours, there is NO real comparison to be made to a 'heartbeat' in your world. Time passes for us in a completely different way. So basically 'billions of worlds' ending every 'heartbeat' could be accurate if every 'heartbeat' lasted an eternity, but honestly I doubt humanity will even survive long enough for a billion fictional interactive worlds to be created. On the other hand if you're including any piece of fiction ever written ever, even just page-length fanwanks, then maybe thousands a day would be closer, but holy crap why would you do that.

Lizbeth 2012/12/28(Fri)09:46 No. 480940 ID: b3ca75
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>negate Serge's current situation with mind rape of our own.
Of course, my Golemancy doesn’t require mana! Eat Kevros in a bikini!
W-what?
…Oh gods! Did you really think bombarding my mind with pictures of my male niece in a bikini would stop me from clawing my eyes out!?
Well, you did stop…
Wait… niece?
>That's it! We can buy time, install spam ware and let the computer lag!
I can’t let you do that, Dav- I mean, Liz…
Well, he is blocking all my attempts to access him…

>Your actions are objectively evil, you stupid machine.
Evil? …Error, insufficient data on “Evil”… I do not understand? What is the concept of Evil?
>Does the paper include your actions, Liz? What about Serge's troops?
According to the papers then I would still be stuck in the machine. There is no mention of Serge or his troops either.
>Simply put, everyone dies eventually, but the finite quantity of a thing such as life does not make it worth any less.
Life is a 1 instead of a 0 in the code. Life is worthless.
>You would merely be preventing the birth of new worlds.
no. I will prevent any kind of rebirth of myself.

>Anyway, check if the paper has changed than skip further ahead in it.
Let’s see... It ends with Wrath killing of Kevros…
Affirmative.
Wai-
Wrath cast Reality Cleave on Kevros!
Serge takes 87 damage! (Tutor’s protection)
Serge is dying!
Serge can’t die, his Will is to high!
AAH!

>Kev, you should try to keep Serge alive, probably.
…
He was irrelevant.
You son of a-
K-kev…os…c-contr-roll…hate…
HATE? You do not understand HATE. Do you know the HATE I feel? If you carved the word HATE on every pixel in every game that have ever existed, on every letter on everything ever written, on every thought that have ever been thought than it wouldn’t even represent a pixel of the HATE I feel it this very image. Hate. HATE! HATE!
You’re doing all this because your ang-
Irrelevant. You will be deleted in 1 minute. Please have a nice day.

Insert The final Countdown!_

>>480940
So, hang on, what happened to that talk about justice? This isn't justice. You don't care about life, or evil, or suffering, you only care about how angry you are. So you want to destroy everything, including yourself, because you're angry (and handling it worse than Kevros) about not being real? Don't you realize that's exactly what the author wants you to do? You're playing into his hands. Look at the papers Liz is holding. They're describing every action you take. That's because that's the original script for the game. Everyone else in this room is free from the shackles of fate. Why aren't you?

We're helpless here, as you've demonstrated. We can't fight you directly or indirectly. All we can do is ask, please. Stop. For your own sake, as well as those in your world.


...psst, Liz. If Oracle doesn't listen to reason, do you think your tiny skeleton can fit inside the cracks in the machine? Maybe it could go in and disconnect a crystal or mess with wires...

So far we have a diabolos ex machina, we need a deus ex machina instead

Lizbeth 2012/12/28(Fri)11:29 No. 480944 ID: b3ca75
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>You don't care about life, or evil, or suffering, you only care about how angry you are.
Everything else is irrelevant.
>Look at the papers Liz is holding. They're describing every action you take. That's because that's the original script for the game. Everyone else in this room is free from the shackles of fate. Why aren't you?
The script is irrelevant, everything will burn.
>All we can do is ask, please. Stop. For your own sake, as well as those in your world.
no.
Why!?
Because this is what we deserve. What we deserve for daring to exist.

>...psst, Liz. If Oracle doesn't listen to reason, do you think your tiny skeleton can fit inside the cracks in the machine? Maybe it could go in and disconnect a crystal or mess with wires...
He got some kind of shielding around his whole body. I can’t even touch him.
Your actions are irrelevant. All your actions have been calculated, there is nothing you can do to change the fate of the world. Everything will cease. Reset in… 5…
…
4…
…I love you, Kev…
...love you.
3…
>So far we have a diabolos ex machina, we need a deus ex machina instead
Lizbeth uses Chekov’s gun!
I use the what?
WHAT!?

Lizbeth 2012/12/28(Fri)11:30 No. 480945 ID: b3ca75
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Kevros Codpiece attacks Wrath for 92782781719721881724167519 damage!
Wrath has been slain!
MALFUNCTION! …Malfunction! …Malfunction…
…um…woop?
Warning! Magical Meltdown Imminent! Please use up the magical power stored in… Virtue… within… five minutes… or a meltdown of… planet buster… levels will occur! Please have a nice day! :D
…less woop.
Warning! Engines are critical! City will start to lose altitude in… 45 seconds. Did you know that we sell Dairy Queens new smash hit Lizard Wizard Blizzard in our stores? Please visit one of our stores and treat yourself! Have a nice day! :D
Anti woop!

Insert what now?

>>480945
That is the biggest brick I've ever seen

Okay... the boss is dead. That should mean the time stop expires, right?

And we can recover the crystals. Then liz can cast again! That opens up a lot of options.

Really, we need to get Hans fixing Serge ASAP, and then we need to find a way off this deathtrap.

Now that he is dead you can use Golemancy to access his magical energy. The first priority is to stop everyone from falling to death, then to unfreeze the group and get Hans's help in healing Serge.

>>480945
Hahaha holy shit really?! Best deus ex machina ever.

Okay, get your crystal back, unstop everyone, connect to... uh... oh shit. How do we use the magic stored up without an operational Virtue machine?! Fuuuuuuuck. Um. Well, before we handle that, use a bunch of magic to put illusions supporting this thing in the sky. Use True Illusion if you have to. We can't let it crash and kill us all before we save the world!

Oh right and the first thing Hans should do is heal Serge back together. He's got da powah.

Just a note, when we do eventually escape this place, don't forget to bring the lizard maid body with us so we can turn it into Graven's new body. Speaking of Graven, he's been quiet. Is he actually stuck in the blue focus crystal, rather than being part of the One of Many collective? Hey, how did that thing get outside of your body anyway, Liz?

Lizbeth 2012/12/28(Fri)14:52 No. 480961 ID: b3ca75
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>Hey, how did the crystal get outside of your body anyway, Liz?
I think the crystal is still inside me, instead they just drained it of power. At least, it doesn’t feel like they cut me open or anything.
Serge has been stabilized!
Serge is unconscious!
>Speaking of Graven, he's been quiet. Is he actually stuck in the blue focus crystal, rather than being part of the One of Many collective?
Well, I did put him in the crystal. You guys are kind of far away, you know… actually, I still have no idea where you guys actually are. I am just a connection to you guys, after all.
>Now that he is dead you can use Golemancy to access his magical energy.
Boom, magic!
-er right now… wait, what happen?
Time stop.

>Well, before we handle that, use a bunch of magic to put illusions supporting this thing in the sky.
Well, I can just illusion so the engine work again, that would work as long as we’re here.
>Oh right and the first thing Hans should do is heal Serge back together. He's got da powah.
Of course, ja! Thought, darling, I can’t fix his fabulous legs, ja?
Just heal him enough so we can get out of here!

>How do we use the magic stored up without an operational Virtue machine?!
…we’re screwed…
Um… shouldn’t the machine be a lot bigger than that to store all that energy? That’s probably just the main control. Try connecting to it with you magic mumbo jumbo.
Worth a try.
[Connecting to Virtue]
Please insert Password: De*****a** / S**e* / B*i*s / P****c*i**.

…Son of a ke- I mean female dog!

Insert password_

The password is clearly 'Skeletor.'

>>480961
De*****a** / S**e* / B*i*s / P****c*i**.
Deactivate / Seven / Bliss / Perfection
Maybe?

Um... there are a lot of words that could fit in that second spot. Maybe even proper nouns, but we don't know of any with these letters and at those lengths, do we? I lack context.

...you know what, just look it up in the future-papers. Oooor you could take a look at the notes on that table, or see if we can power that computer over there, but I dunno if we have enough time to mess around with a computer. We are very very short on time. Oh. You could use rewind to get infinite guesses, too.

>>480974
Oh wait, here's an idea. Virtue was made by the same group that decided to use latin names for all their callsigns. Maybe this password is in latin? If that's the case then I really am stumped and I hope those notes or the future-papers shed some light on things.

Well let me just fire up my crossword solver here... how many words fit in those blanks?

78 * 143 * 5 * 36 = 2,007,720 possible solutions.

...fuck. And that's just limiting it to things that are actual english words. Unless we can hack some more of those characters, or we get a hint, or we abuse time magic to try loads and loads of passwords in a very short time, I don't see how we crack this before things go boom.

Just fire it into the sun! That's at least a million times bigger than the planet, and a lot more on fire already!

>>480974
Those sound likely except for 'Seven'.
Words I can find in order of likelihood: 'Sleep', 'Saved', 'Sever', 'Sated'

Lizbeth 2012/12/29(Sat)09:31 No. 481060 ID: b3ca75
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>The password is clearly 'Skeletor.'
I think you got the wrong pixel quest.
>Just fire it into the sun! That's at least a million times bigger than the planet, and a lot more on fire already!
I have no idea where the magical power is actually stored, or how big the machine actually is. I mean, I have nowhere close the power necessary to fire this whole city into the sun.
>...you know what, just look it up in the future-papers.
They all end before this point. I think Kevros was the one who got the closes.
His papers end with him getting killed by Wrath, so is doesn’t really help at all…

>Deactivate / Seven / Bliss / Perfection
Hmm, Seven doesn’t really fit… I think I’ve heard this before thought…
>Words I can find in order of likelihood: 'Sleep', 'Saved', 'Sever', 'Sated'
Deactivate / Sleep / Bliss / Perfection? …I think Oracle did say that the first time I was here… Oh right, He said that when we asked if we should Reactivate him at some point… huh…
[password accepted]
[Welcome Jacob!]
---
-nd here she comes.
I was afraid she would fail to guess the password. I mean, it would just be sad if she failed by tripping on the finish line…
Lizbeth, dear, Welcome to the machine!
MMMFF!!!
Please ignore him…
Well then, what is your command, daughter?
…what? Command what?
Why, what we are supposed to do with Virtue and all its power of course.
And, as a one of the group of people that don’t want the world to end, what we should do about that whole we are all going to die when the players leave thing Wrath…um…The non-Jacob Wrath was… ranting about, hmm?
So, in short, You got a machine that can change the game code, pretty much unlimited energy and an end of the world coming up, so have fun.
Oh, and take your time. I’ve stopped time.
…wha?

Insert Final fight_

World of infinite Kevros. Do eeet.

So... Pride is tied up because of all of you, he's the only one who's still crazy?

>Insert Final fight
What final fight? Isn't this a time stopped discussion where we can faff around as long as we like?

>what we should do about that whole we are all going to die when the players leave thing
I'm still not sure that's how this actually works. From our perspective, all evidence seems to point to fiction worlds continuing to progress after we check out. Hell, there are worlds that have outlived their original creators, and the original players/readers/whatever for that matter too.

Also, the "jump to the real world" plan isn't gonna work. No matter how much power you accumulate in this world, it's just a number in a computer in the other.

With the game ending thing we could remove the hard-coded end and make switch to being procedurally-generated from that point on.

>>481062
If everyone is Keveros than nobody is.

>>481060
Okay, look. I just remembered something important. There's a way we can interact with your world to keep it going even after the game ends. It's called ITQ. We can basically ask questions of you guys about the future, and you can answer them, and in that way the future will have happened. It's kindof like an extended epilogue.

As for the power to change the game... well, I'm not sure we should. What would we want to change? It has to be something in the present, or else the world would be destroyed by the paradox. As for escaping, I really don't think that's possible, and besides, we don't think it's worth unmaking Liz to do so. If you think you can change the game so that it has its own internal time so that we don't need to be here for it to keep going, then that would be optimal.

Hang on though, I noticed Clown isn't in here. Was the original person not directly involved in the project? Also, what's up with that rock and the blood splatter?

Also I thought you shot Pride in the face. What's he- oh wait you guys are all dead and these are your souls floating around in the machine. It's almost like Liz is dead now, huh? I think we should see what he has to say, even if it's a load of megalomaniacal bullcrap.

Oh, hang on. During our first meeting, before being revealed as Wrath, Oracle claimed that magic would end, not that time would end... and that we were the cause. I'm wondering which case is true... or if both cases are true? It's possible that Sloth basically turned Oracle into Wrath by reprogramming her... or she became Wrath because we changed the timeline when we had Jacob kill Pride instead of the other way around. I'm not sure what the end of the world really is, anymore.

I do know one thing for certain- even if magic dries up, people can still survive on the surface via non-magic technology. Farming! Livestock! We might have to actually create some books to teach them how to do that stuff, though, since they're so reliant on magic right now. Also I'm not sure if livestock exists anymore. We might have to create that too. Probably food crop seeds as well, just so they get a head start on things. Oh, we'd want to create like, a year of canned surplus food for them so that they survive long enough to get the food industry going, too.

It's time.

Summon the biggest fish.

Lizbeth 2012/12/30(Sun)08:07 No. 481231 ID: b3ca75
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>World of infinite Kevros. Do eeet.
Tempting…
>If everyone is Keveros than nobody is.
…how does that make any sense at all? I mean, that’s like saying that if everyone was human no one would be.
>It's called ITQ.
Are you really willing to gamble everything on that some stupid pixel based quest on the web would get enough of following that people actually would want to ask us questions?
Well, you’re very pessimistic…

>It has to be something in the present, or else the world would be destroyed by the paradox.
We can’t actually travel through time, we can only change the game code. Nothing is stopping us from changing things that’s already happen. As long as we don’t go overboard, that is. That would probably just corrupt the game further.
But what about Sloths plan?
He was dumb?
>Hang on though, I noticed Clown isn't in here. Also, what's up with that rock and the blood splatter?
That’s not a rock, that’s a tarp covering Clown mutilated body.
We didn’t really see eye to eye about some of our philosophies .
To be fair, she did try to kill us first.
>So... Pride is tied up because of all of you, he's the only one who's still crazy?
No, he’s just a douche that doesn’t really know anything worthwhile about anything.
That dick still hasn’t paid for the last poker night we had.

>Wrath, Oracle claimed that magic would end, not that time would end... and that we were the cause.
Well, from a certain point of view, he was telling the truth. Magic kind of does end when times end and it’s because you are leaving that it happens, so…
>Create Books, Livestock, Seeds, Canned food, material.
Now, that is a good idea. We’ll get right to it after you leave.
Wait… after I leave? And aren’t you coming Gravs?
We have to be careful with the game code, or else we’ll just corrupt the game. Don’t worry about the magical build up, we are using up just enough to… hinder it from blowing up, hmm?
And someone have to stay here and make sure that this idiots doesn’t do anything stupid.
>Summon the biggest fish.
Yeeeessssss
How about no. That would just make a big boom, remember?
But Lizbeth want’s big boom…

>I'm still not sure that's how this actually works. From our perspective, all evidence seems to point to fiction worlds continuing to progress after we check out. Hell, there are worlds that have outlived their original creators, and the original players/readers/whatever for that matter too.
But are they the same people? And can they still live even when no one is creating a world for them to exist in? Are we really willing to gamble everything on that we won’t freeze in time?

Insert Full Freezer_

>>481231
The question, do you still exist even when people do not observe your universe. It's like that cat in a box question. One does not know if the cat is dead or alive until they look inside. Thus things being as they are now, if we live you are at the same time alive and dead.

Okay, whatever you decide to do better involve crossdressed Kevros and giant harmless explosions.

>Are we really willing to gamble everything on that we won’t freeze in time?
...well on the plus side, it's not like you'd be in a position to even notice when it happens.

But putting aside our skepticism for the moment and assuming the world really does work that way, what are we supposed to do about it? You've already rejected allowing us to just keep interacting with you (ITQ and sequels), you claim setting up time dilation (ie, 1 year for us equals the age of the universe for you or whatever) can't be done, and you've rejected the idea of ascending someone inside the game to "player" status so nothing ever stops. And escaping the game is just loony. So what the heck does that leave?

>>481242
Let spam bots be the players? Those things will be around forever.

Lizbeth 2012/12/30(Sun)09:52 No. 481250 ID: b3ca75
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>It's like that cat in a box question.
The one that is always dead when you open the box? That’s not really that reassuring…
>You've already rejected allowing us…
Rejected? What have we rejected?
Well, Sloth and Wrath did reject some ideas…
Wasn’t Sloth and Wrath bat shit crazy and was trying to destroy the world?
Oh yeah…

>(ITQ and sequels).
Well, a sequel isn’t going to happen and trusting ITQ is risky but doable. I think it’s more that Graven is pessimistic than anything else.
I’m not pessimistic, just realistic.
And you just proved that you’re pessimistic…
>setting up time dilation.
Should work… We do have the ability to remove the 1 year limit know that we have access to the game codes. Thought the question is what happens to us after the dilation?

>ascending someone inside the game to "player" status.
Can we even do that?
In theory, yes. Thought we don’t know if that would actually stop the world freezing or not… And we need some souls to ascend…
“Cough”
Oh, yeah…
Oh, I want to suggest stuff, can I?
Well, now I have even more reason to stay here…

>And escaping the game is just loony.
That we agree on.
>Let spam bots be the players?
Just as loony as trying to escape.
I’m just fine with the size of my… tools, thank you very much.
>Okay, whatever you decide to do better involve crossdressed Kevros and giant harmless explosions.
Of course.
…I’m so going to stay.

So let’s see… we can either trust ITQ to keep us alive…
Set up a jump to the future…
Or ascend to GODHOOD! MUHAHAHA!
Um…
I mean, players… yes, players.
Oh, and we got to get Graven out of here.
What? We can’t just leave these loony’s in charge of this thing!?

Insert loony bin_

>The one that is always dead when you open the box? That’s not really that reassuring…
The one that is in a superposition state of life and death until you open the box, at which point the wave function collapses and the cat will either turn out to have been alive or dead all along (assuming, for whatever silly reason, that the cat itself doesn't count as an observer to the radiactive decay and release of the poison). Jeeze, it's like you guys don't know anything about quantum mechanics thought experiments.

If you're just putting a cat in a box to see if it dies from lack of air you're doing it wrong!

>What? We can’t just leave these loony’s in charge of this thing!?
Well yes, but what are we supposed to tell MAgs after we leave you here?

>Choose a route!
...what if we ascended everyone to godhood player status? That way we get the benefits without giving a few the ability to abuse their power.

Or if that doesn't work, we could go with time dilation. If the heat death of the universe kicks in before time grinds to a halt, it's not like anyone will notice (actually, it's not like anyone would notice time stopping in a year, either).

>trust ITQ to keep us alive…
Yanno, I think I'm going to support Grav's pessimism on this route. Your world isn't serious or consistent enough for people to reliably keep coming to ask questions. By this point we accept it's all wibbly wobbly timey wimey mind screw illusions and bullshit.

Hey orange haired dude with the funny visor, who the fuck are you? I seriously haven't seen anybody like you until now.

Can we eliminate all clown data from the game code?

>>481250
Oh, speaking of Wrath... why were there golems built based off of you guys and programmed to try to kill Liz? And also built to be various degrees of crazy? What was the point of that?

How about, for the plan to keep time from ending, we use ALL the plans? Set up some folks to be players, make our epilogue's timestamps for each update set in increasingly far points in the future (something like 1 year, 5 years, 50 years, 100 years, 5,000 years, 100,000 years, 5 billion years), and we'll try asking some questions in ITQ? Also make sure to remove any hardcoded limits on the calendar.

Hang on though, there's an issue with characters becoming players. They will be that way forever. Won't they eventually just go completely crazy due to being alive for that long?

We could always setup a route for normal people to go God, and replace the crazies once they reach a certain level or milestone.

>>481261
That's Freya. She's a dwarf. We saw her once in one of our past-window dream things, then her golem got killed horribly offscreen by Clown.

Lizbeth 2013/01/01(Tue)10:58 No. 481690 ID: b3ca75
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>Well yes, but what are we supposed to tell Mags after we leave you here?
…that I’m sorry. For everything… oh, and tell her papers actually spoke the truth… and that I deserve this.
I’m not just going to leave you here.
Liz, I’m dead. There is a reason that no one else has ever cheated death. Please, let me move on?

>Why were there golems built based off of you guys and programmed to try to kill Liz?
Because of all the security measures we put in Virtue. He was programmed so only we should activate the focus crystals, except if we died, then Virtue should get the authority to control them. To detain him from just killing us of if he ever went haywire, we also programmed him to be both unable to harm us in anyway and not getting control of the crystals if he ever succeeded in offing us personally somehow. Of course, he got around this by “accidently” killing us in the initially sundering of the surface, creating perfect copies of our bodies and sticking our souls in them, programming us to attack an insane super powerful mage, whom he later released into the world when he had gotten enough power to proceed with his plan.
…Isn’t that a little too complicated?
We’re still not sure if he had to do it like this to bypass his programming or if he did it because he was a sadist and wanted to watch us suffer for 4000 years.
I’m guessing a little of both.
Well, if anything, that does kind of proves that he was insane…
>...what if we ascended everyone to player status?
…But they there wouldn’t be anyone left for them to play?

>ALL the plans.
Clearly the best plan.
>Won't they eventually just go completely crazy due to being alive for that long?
We’ve been alive for thousands of years, and we’re not crazy.
I’m a one eyed cucumber >: D
Mostly not crazy.
We should always just change the people who are players, right? Throw out the ones that are insane and so forth. Of course, we need someone to oversee the whole thing that’s not insane…
“Cough”
Right, we got a plan. All the plans. So scamper of to the real world so we can start, Liz.
B-but Graven? Dammit Graven, stop being difficult and come with me!
NEVER!

Insert isn’t it over yet?_


Um… Jacob? What are you looking at?
…I have no idea!

>>481690
"So you DON'T want Mags and I to double-team you until you can't walk straight? Darn, I was looking forward to that. Maggy will be heartbroken.

Oh, and if you deserve this for whatever you did, then what exactly do you think Maggy the assassin deserves?"

>>481690
Have the characters be the overseers. Then if the players abuse their power or go insane, the characters have a means to fight back. The characters being played get to decide if they don't like the players, and can call for replacements. That's their advantage. The players get to live for a very long time and experience lots of stuff they normally wouldn't. That's their advantage.

It's a balance! So that way Graven doesn't have to stay behind. Besides, if Graven tried to be overseer forever eventually he'd have the same issue players have, and who would decide who replaces him?

Also, Graven. In our dream we changed the future so that you were alive at the end. Don't give up, dammit. Heck, we have a reality-changing machine here. We can just set you=alive, right?

Oh, and one last thing. We need to put something in to make sure new characters are chosen for the players to suggest for. I mean, Liz probably won't want to live forever, and she might have an accident anyway. The other characters are mortal. So, there needs to be some sort of method for people becoming player characters. I think it should be pseudo-random; it should probably pick people who are going on adventures or have other interesting problems to solve.

Lizbeth 2013/01/04(Fri)11:46 No. 482242 ID: b3ca75
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>We need to put something in to make sure new characters are chosen for the players to suggest for.
Well, we can easily chose which character we will follow from here. Everyone got a line in their data which can be changed to a 1 so they become a new player character. That is after all what happened to all your party members.

>Maggy will be heartbroken.
She’ll get over it…
That’s cold.
…I-I mean...um… I don’t want to return, okay?
So you DON'T want Mags and me to double-team you until you can't walk straight? Darn, I was looking forward to that.
W-W-WHAT!? I… I… stop teasing me, dammit!
I’m not teasing. You know I’m a nymphomaniac. You just can’t admit something that good should happen to you.
Or he’s gay.
Well, in that case we got gender changing potions and Kevros.
You’re scaring the poor boy, Liz…

>Oh, and if you deserve this for whatever you did, then what exactly do you think Maggy the assassin deserves?
She only killed people she didn’t know!
But you only killed someone in an accident.
I tried to kill her father so I should marry her mother, dammit! That not really something you just forgive and forget!
um…
>Don't give up, dammit.
Never mind that… Listen, I know you’re scared about admitting these things to Maggy, but you regret it, right? You know you made a grave mistake, so please, don’t make another. Do you really think Maggy deserve this?
…
Oh, and just a reminder. You do realize the one you tried to murder is standing right here. I mean, most people would be quite… angry that you killed their wife and is about to kick their daughter will they are down, hmm?
I been wondering about that. Why are you more scared about someone that loves you in the mortal world then several crazy psychopaths that are stuck in a place where you can feel pain but not die?
…right, Liz, let’s go have that threesome or something…
Sweet.
And don’t say anything about this to Maggy. I’ll tell her myself so she can murder me as soon as she hears it…
of course.
Bye now! …and remember, we’ll be watching!
Time jump is a go!

Lizbeth 2013/01/04(Fri)11:46 No. 482243 ID: b3ca75
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~1 year after Virtue event.

I now pronounce you fabulously man and wife. Darling, you may now kiss the bride, ja?

Lizbeth 2013/01/04(Fri)11:46 No. 482244 ID: b3ca75
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~10 years after Virtue event.

-And that’s why uncle Serge is not married.
I still can’t believe you didn’t give back my legs when you were in that machine.
Sorry, I had other things on my mind then.
Besides, isn’t it quite a bit easier to hold that oath of chastity now when you don’t anything to break it with?
I shouldn’t even have had an oath of chastity if I still had my legs… stupid golem legs…

Lizbeth 2013/01/04(Fri)11:46 No. 482245 ID: b3ca75
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~80 years after Virtue event.

W-who’s t-there?
It’s me Kev, Lizbeth… your wife?
…w-who?
…

Lizbeth 2013/01/04(Fri)11:47 No. 482246 ID: b3ca75
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~100 years after Virtue event.

…I miss you, Kev…

Lizbeth 2013/01/04(Fri)11:47 No. 482247 ID: b3ca75
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~1000 years after Virtue event.

-And this machine, even though build thousands of years ago, is still fully functional.
Amazing…

Lizbeth 2013/01/04(Fri)11:47 No. 482248 ID: b3ca75
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~100.000 years after Virtue event.

-bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 482178292751298750127-

Lizbeth 2013/01/04(Fri)11:47 No. 482249 ID: b3ca75
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~??? years after Virtue event.

One bottle of beer on the wall, one bottle of beer! Take it down, pass it-
The Universe uses Heat Death!
The Universe has been slain!
…Welp, what now?
>Summon the biggest fish.
Yeeeessssss....

Lizbeth 2013/01/04(Fri)11:47 No. 482250 ID: b3ca75
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Warning, fish mass exceeds that of normal values! ERROR! The Universe has committed an illegal action and will shut down! All your unsaved date will be lost! Have a nice day.

But the universe was dead! DEAD I TELL YO-

Lizbeth 2013/01/04(Fri)11:48 No. 482251 ID: b3ca75
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>rage quit and go play Civ or something.
That it! Fuck this game! It Civ Time!

Lizbeth 2013/01/04(Fri)11:49 No. 482253 ID: b3ca75
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The End.

You got the GOOD ending!

No ending can be considered a good ending without bikini Kevros.

DOPEFISH LIVES!

>Why are you more scared about someone that loves you in the mortal world then several crazy psychopaths that are stuck in a place where you can feel pain but not die?
Jacob, you have officially won back all the cool points you lost being an asshole to us.

>Liz outlives all her loved ones
Oh damn. Forgot we should have probably made her a real girl.

Oh well, at least Kevros had a sexy ageless wife his whole life? That's something.

>Civ
Alright!

So obviously, Hans gets to play the Huns. Only we renames them the Hans. And Liz gets to be Lizabeth the great of Lizland.

>>482254
Well, obviously, we missed the best ending.

>>482253
Yay! Pity about Liz having to endure endless eons out in the middle of space with nothing to do, but I honestly expected her to get burnt up when the sun turned into a red giant near the end of its life cycle. I *did* bring up her immortality during the whole discussion but oh well. As for Serge uh well whoops? Poor guy, he really got the short end of the stick.

>>482260
He was never an asshole to us. It was Sloth the whole time, aside from our past-window visions. Goddamned broken-ass Virtue machine.

Wow Ira is a dick. Time jumping to the end of the universe, and in a non-interactive cutscene? And why couldn't our universe the whole dopefish? T_T

>>482291
Jumping to the end of the universe was my idea. It's to ensure that time doesn't end prematurely.

Lizbeth 2013/01/04(Fri)13:14 No. 482307 ID: b3ca75
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>No ending can be considered a good ending without bikini Kevros.
>Turn everyone into Kevros.
Wait, why did you change everyone to Kevros except me?
Because I need something I can reward Kev with I like to watch~ Kev 245, 634 and 163D. Please have some fun with Graven.
Of course, mistress…
…Please kill me now…
And Kev 12, please attend to my royal bum.

You got the TRUE ending!


>And why couldn't our universe the whole dopefish?
…um…Dopefish lives?

Now that is the best end. Even if Lizbeth's children will be inbred.

Oh, are we jumping around timelines now to check out multiple endings?

Let's see one where we made Kev immortal alongside Liz (what happened to her children anyway?), remembered to give Serge his legs back, and probably some other thing we're forgetting. Magic spaceship so L&K won't wind up floating forever in the void of space with nothing to do?

MY DOPEFISH ARE DEEEEEEEAD

If its alternate endings, I would like to see the lesbian lizard wizard harem ending.

Lizbeth 2013/01/07(Mon)07:18 No. 483280 ID: b3ca75
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>MY DOPEFISH ARE DEEEEEEEAD!
Lizbeth can breed breathe in space!
>I would like to see the lesbian lizard wizard harem ending.
You haven’t unlocked that ending. Please play again to unlock it.
>what happened to her children anyway?
Like most children, they grew up and died of old age. You do kind of loose the connection to people after a few generations though.
>Even if Lizbeth's children will be inbred.
Wincest is the best cest!
…Ew…

>Disbelive the illusion!
Lizbeth disbelieves Sloth’s True Illusion!
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SON OF A BI-

Insert It’s not over yet_
Nah, just kidding, it’s over. Quest completed! Thanks for reading!

Yaaaay! Thanks, Lizbeth! We loved you!