Why do you look so angry all the time?

>>48300
Ask Texy if he has a backpack you could borrow.

Crouch with your blind side facing a wall until tomorrow.

Suggestion 2009/09/20(Sun)17:29 No. 48310 ID: 950eaa
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He doesn't have a backpack. He says I can sleep on his couch.

>>48310
WE WILL SLEEP ON THE COUCH AND DREAM THE DREAMS OF OUR PEOPLE.

What's in that other door thingy you got there? Is that where you keep your instruments? I mean you must make wonderful music..

Its a good idea to be nice to guests.

Suggestion 2009/09/20(Sun)18:07 No. 48335 ID: 950eaa
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He says to get in his vehicle, we are going to go get some cattle from a nearby village.

Sing "Cowboy Cthulhu! Cowboy Cthulhu! I'll come a Cowboy Cthulhuin with you!"

>>48335
Well get in, Amadoobus.

This looks like the beginnings of a truly magnificent adventure.

Suggestion 2009/09/20(Sun)18:40 No. 48357 ID: 950eaa
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We get in his vechicle and leave, heading down the road

>>48357
"It's 100 miles to Doobieville, we've got a full tank of gas, you can eat people's minds and I'm a living jukebox. Let's do this."

As you roll, play the theme to Rawhide except with every note as just the same note.

Suggestion 2009/09/20(Sun)19:10 No. 48392 ID: 950eaa
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We stop outside a villiage, and he asks me to see how many cattle I can round up. He says it will be easier if they can't see the truck. What should I try?

>>48392
LURE THEM TO YOU WITH THE MELODIOUS ALLURE OF THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE!

Introduce yourself, bow, and claim to be leading them to a land of wonder. Start playing your instrument and dancing, then dance out of town, leading them into the trap your compatriot has prepared.

>>48392
Get on the other side of the town.
Begin playing.
Slowly walk through all the houses.

Also consider making a new song later I mean your adventures will make for a wonderful song.

>>48394
This one.

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)18:58 No. 49103 ID: 950eaa
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OK, they're following me, but how do I get them in then truck without going in myself? There don't really look like cattle, they look more like a primitive people. They live in little houses and everything. Maybe somebody made the houses for them?

>>49103
Duh. Cattle houses. So the rain doesnt get them. Just walk over them to get out of the truck. Simple as that.

>>49103
Nah, Cthulhu over there just means they're too stupid to have rights and that he's going to eat their souls.

Doesn't that sound good, delicious souls?

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)19:16 No. 49116 ID: 950eaa
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>>49105
I don't think that will work, I can't exactly step that high.

>>49106

That's nonsense! That's not even his name, and he's a nice enough guy.

I need some ideas, my song is running out of time.

>>49116

Throw bread in truck, watch hungry unfortunates pile in.

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)20:28 No. 49147 ID: 950eaa
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I toss the bread into the truck, My aim is true and I toss it far to the back! They should follow it in any second now!

>>49147
Move out of the way.

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)20:38 No. 49149 ID: 950eaa
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... Any.. time.. now.. .

It appears that plan was less than satisfactory.

Retrieve your bread and try a second time.

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)20:45 No. 49152 ID: 950eaa
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>>49151
Insanity is performing the same thing repeatedly and thinking you will get different results. Texy tells me that the plan almost worked, but now we will have to do it the "old fashioned" way. He gives me a weapon and tells me to "flush them out"

Can you intentionally play your instrument in a way intensely offensive to lesser beings? This may work better than a weapon.

If they respond by turning violence on you, THEN use your weapon.

Walk in and punch a goblin in the face to establish dominance. Say "don't make me play the song of my people again!"

Can we see your weapon?

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)21:14 No. 49165 ID: 950eaa
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>>49153
Surely it would work great for chasing them even farther away, but I'm afraid I can only produce dulcet tones on my instrument.
>>49154
I suppose I could bluff being able to play it more than once per day, but I can't even find one to punch in the face!
>>49155
It's the same as the one he had earlier.


Now, where should I go check for them? The village has six houses, there's a well, a logged area, a clearing, a cave, a grassy area, and a fire pit.

Check the cave. (that's area 11, right?) It's the natural hidey hole.

>>49165
Try area 8. It looks like it has a lot of spots for things to hide.

>>49165
Is Tex working with us? Can he check a different area from us? If so, let's just work in order. Amadoobus to #1, Texy to #2.

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)21:45 No. 49171 ID: 950eaa
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>>49168
He's got to stay with me and catch them
>>49166
I suppose here is as good as anywhere, then, but Texy says he doesn't sense anything nearby.

Run to the nearest hut (4)

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)22:05 No. 49177 ID: 950eaa
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>>49175
I chase one of them out, and there's a brief ringing in my ears, it falls over. Kind of small, though. Must be immature.

Nonchalantly ask "Are these for eating, or something else?"

Huts seem to be a good bet. I vote area 3 next.

>>49177
Continue with the huts.

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)22:37 No. 49186 ID: 950eaa
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>>49178
This one yells at me to spare its something before it's quickly knocked unconscious. It appears to be a gravid female! Two for one!

Check the fire pit. (12) They'd never think we'd think to check that!

Just throwing this out there, but eating sentient (if not primitive) creatures or otherwise enslaving them isn't very cool. Granted, you're a Doobie and a Mindflayer, so it's not like you give a damn.

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)22:57 No. 49190 ID: 950eaa
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>>49187
Ha! What do you know? There was one hiding in there after all!

>>49190

I say we head to the well next. 2.

Try area Seven.

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)23:10 No. 49195 ID: 950eaa
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Hmm, nothing at the well...

((Shot trip won the dice off in IRC, in the future roll a d6 with your post in case more than one person suggests))

Area 2 then.

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)23:22 No. 49201 ID: 950eaa
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Nothing here either...

Let's try area 9. Suspicious dudes escapin' into the forest

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)23:29 No. 49203 ID: 950eaa
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>>49202
Nothing here but a bucket with a hole in it and an incredibly foul smelling hole.

Section 10.

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)23:35 No. 49207 ID: 950eaa
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looks like none of them snuck back here, either.. Texy is getting visibly agitated.

4! Let's try a hut again.

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)23:41 No. 49211 ID: 950eaa
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>>49210
Nothing here, again! They must all be getting away while we run around after them!

>>49211

1.

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)23:46 No. 49214 ID: 950eaa
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Well, it looks like we've gotten three of them. Texy is less than amused.

They're running through the grass probably. Check (11)

That sucks. Now what?

They're clearly all hiding in the truck, invisibly. Think about it. what better place to hide?

Suggestion 2009/09/22(Tue)10:13 No. 49239 ID: 950eaa
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Well we can't seem to round up any more of them. Texy gives me this as thanks and tells me to wait here for a bit.

>>49238
Cool lighter bro

>>49239
Is it a lighter? Sure looks like it.
Try to open the top. Also ask Texacalsaserinzalizen for a stogie when he comes back.

Suggestion 2009/09/22(Tue)10:40 No. 49245 ID: 950eaa
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It makes a little flame. Anything else I should do while I'm waiting?

Keep it away from your hair.

I can't think of anything.

Suggestion 2009/09/22(Tue)10:54 No. 49250 ID: 950eaa
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Hmm, he's been gone a while. Maybe I should look for something to do.

>>49250
Wait some more.

Hmm... I think you may have been duped, sir Amadoobus. You may have to find your own way onward from here. Can you tell approximately where you are located on your map?

Been ditched.

Think you can walk back?

>>49250
Whatever direction we came from, walk down the other one on that road.
If you see any vehicle driving down the road, stick up your thumb to signal them your superiority.

Let's head out to find the song of our people.

New task: Return to texy. Blow him up with a bomb.

Suggestion 2009/09/22(Tue)11:39 No. 49275 ID: 950eaa
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I suppose I'll set out then. It's a bit late though.

>>49275
Maybe you should make camp for the night. But keep going for a little while, a more suitable resting place might show up.

>>49275
it gets pretty cold at night, you should light some of those bushes on fire for warmth. The forest provides for it's chosen people!

Gathering a big pile of stuff to burn away from other stuff to burn is best.

Suggestion 2009/09/22(Tue)12:11 No. 49284 ID: 950eaa
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OK, I can camp here, keep going, or go back.

Keep going.

>>49284
Go to that little grove on the right of the path and camp the hell out of it.

Suggestion 2009/09/22(Tue)12:32 No. 49293 ID: 950eaa
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>>49285
I am awakened in what I can only assume is the middle of the night by a sharp pain in my throat!

>>49293
Say "Hello"

>>49293
Cautious inspect other end of the primitive greeting apparatus.

>>49293

"Uh, can I help you?"

Also: those moons are totally doing it.

Suggestion 2009/09/22(Tue)12:41 No. 49300 ID: 950eaa
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>>49294
I can't see what's on that side!

>>49297
That's just one moon, it's shaped like a peanut.

A voice says "Alright you monster, you can help us get our friends back or you can die here, what'll it be?"

>>49293
I told you to keep going.

Say hello!

>>49300
what time is it? if it's past midnight, PLAY THEM THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE!

if it isn't and it's still to soon to PLAY THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE, agree to help these unfortunate lesser beings get their friends back. You can always change your mind later

>>49300
"Oh, well I haven't found my song yet so I can't die. I'll help you, but who are you?"

>>49300

"Dyin' is bad. Sure I'll help! My name's Amadoobus! Who are your friends?"

Suggestion 2009/09/22(Tue)13:00 No. 49311 ID: 950eaa
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I tell the creature I will help her friends, but I need to know who they are first!

" You should know them, you helped that slaver steal them away. He's probably bringing them to Riblik Farms to sell or trade." "My name is Dribliza, and I'm watching you.

>>49311
o lawd is she preggers

>>49311

Oh, you're a cattle? Alright, let's go then! Why are you angry anyhow? He says he does that a lot.

"Alright, alright, I'll help you... By the way, do you like music?"

Suggestion 2009/09/22(Tue)13:14 No. 49320 ID: 950eaa
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>>49312
It looks like it, but she moves fast! She can't be!

>>49313
"We are NOT! That horrible Illithid slaver you helped took our families and friends away! They're going to be worked to death in a camp or something!

>>49314
"None of your trickery! We've taken your thing from you! You won't be able to control any more innocent people for your evil deeds!"

>>49320
WHAT OH GOD

Play them the song of your people, belly drum version.

>>49320
Okay okay, help them out if they promise to give you your keyboard back.

Why would he do that... He seemed nice. He said he'd help me find my song... But All rite I'll help you people... Can you get this thingy out of me... It hurts a lot.

>>49320

Look at her blankly for a minute.

"Uh... I don't know what's going on, but let's go help your buddies."

Suggestion 2009/09/22(Tue)13:34 No. 49329 ID: 950eaa
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I agreed to help them, and they vanish into the night, but I still don't get any sleep.