...It looks around the room?

read books

Obtain a knife. This is knife quest after all.

Engage in self reflection. Who are you, how did you get here, what are you doing here, etc.

KnifeQuest - Arc I Enchilada 2012/10/04(Thu)07:44 No. 460214 ID: e878f4
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Your name is Mozzarella, a name you hate. But people usually call you Mozzy, a name you hate even more. You live in semi-seclusion on the outskirts of town. You like to read, though your book collection is rather old, and have a great fascination with knives and other bladed implements.

You're currently trying to find something you recently lost that is of great importance to you.

Is it a knife? I bet it's a knife.

Well. Uh. Where did you put it last?

is it between some books?

Go on then, what is it?

Investigate spikes on the floor.

Why are you letting cobwebs accumulate on your bookshelf! That's hardly the way to take care of your books.

>>460221
I think that's just the fringe from his or her scarf.

Enchilada 2012/10/04(Thu)08:39 No. 460223 ID: e878f4
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The object you've been trying to find is your prized RUBY KNIFE. You're actually pretty upset you lost it, since you almost never lose anything and the KNIFE is rather important to you.

Where could it have gone to?

right there in the thought bubble, just rach over and... and... grab it.

or just try another room.

Do you have a secret compartment inside a false book on the shelf? I once hid something in one of those for safekeeping, but then completely forgot I'd done so when I went looking for it.

Enchilada 2012/10/04(Thu)09:11 No. 460229 ID: e878f4
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The books are actually for show. You keep your real books hidden somewhere else in your house. None of your books or the bookcase contain any secret compartments, however.

dang. left room.

Enchilada 2012/10/04(Thu)09:37 No. 460231 ID: e878f4
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You don't exactly HAVE other rooms. You live in a dinky little hut. The most extravagant thing you have is your knives and books. Of course, you prefer it that way. You were always a bit of a minimalist.

well open secret real book compartment. maybe it fell inside.

I'm going to assume you've already checked the bed, and that bucket there? Because you're pretty rapidly running out of house to search.

It might have been stolen. If the ruby is real then the knife is fairly valuable.

Enchilada 2012/10/04(Thu)10:14 No. 460236 ID: e878f4
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You've already checked most of the house.

Except for one place.

if it isn't there then it got stolen.

Well then, check that place!

Enchilada 2012/10/04(Thu)11:11 No. 460243 ID: e878f4
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You didn't find anything in the secret compartment, but there's a note here for you.

How'd that get there?

Read it.

Well, you're cleaned out. Your knife and rare books have been stolen. Read the note the thief left.

That bright blue and shiny panel is your secret compartment? No wonder you got jacked!

>>460250
I think it's behind a mirror. Although, with a living space as spartan as this is, behind one of the very few noticeable features still isn't a great hiding spot.

Enchilada 2012/10/04(Thu)11:57 No. 460255 ID: e878f4
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You read the note.

>“Hi Sis!

>I woke up today and realized I needed milk. So then I went to go get some. But when I got back I remembered I was lactose intolerant! So then I—”

You decide to read ahead.

>“So after the burning stopped I got back up and realized there’s some weird rats in my house. So I borrowed one of your knives to take care of it! I hope you don’t mind!

>Your sister, Brie.”

So instead of malicious theft it was 'borrowed' by a very scatterbrained sister. How likely is it that she already lost it?

Enchilada 2012/10/04(Thu)12:42 No. 460280 ID: e878f4
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It seems you have a bone to pick with your sister.

You absolutely despise your sister. She's everything you aspire NOT to be. And now she stole something from you?!

This can't stand.

Right, time for a visit then. Retrieve your shit from sticky fingered family.

Yeah, you're going to use your enormous hips and hipbutt her into the ground! and then use those hips to squish the rats to show your Sis who's the REAL boss around here!

>>460292
I wasn't gonna mention it but yeah those hips are lethal.

Where is her house?

Enchilada 2012/10/04(Thu)18:03 No. 460365 ID: e878f4
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Now is not a time to get self-conscious.

You need to find your sister so you ca-

Enchilada 2012/10/04(Thu)18:04 No. 460366 ID: e878f4
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--KILL HER

they are sexy fat hips

>>460366
Now, now. Let's not take it that far. She needs a stern talking to, that's all.

>>460366
Highly suspicious. Look outside to see who said that.

Enchilada 2012/10/04(Thu)18:43 No. 460381 ID: e878f4
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N-no... you'd never do that kind of thing... you wouldn't--

COME ON
DO IT
SHE TOOK SOMETHING FROM YOU
GO FIND HER AND SPLIT HER SKULL

Alert! Outside mental influence!

Fight it off! Poke the frigger in his mind-eyes! No way you are going to let yourself be controlled against your will!

Enchilada 2012/10/04(Thu)18:50 No. 460386 ID: e878f4
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That was close...

>>460381
cut that out you silly, stop trying to distract her from the fact she's not wearing any pants and giving eyefulls of sexy fat hips to anyone who glances at her

>>460381
Get out of her head. We have squatters rights here so back off.

...uh, any idea what that was? Has that happened before? Is getting mindhacked or fighting off inner demons a thing for you?

What's with that? You got a demon in yer head or somefin'?

>>460386
Oh god, easy girl.
Let's go sit down and take a chill pill. Let's do something you like and deal with the knife problem later, when you care less. If this isn't demons, and is just an ugly mental side of you that you accidentally developed growing up, we need to get you distracted before your self-esteem starts crashing down.

Enchilada 2012/10/05(Fri)04:48 No. 460462 ID: 02e2ce
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It's best to calm down for now...

For the past couple of years there's always been this voice... it always tells you to do bad things. Horrible things.

It always plagues you when you least expect it, though it's been two months since the last time it entered your thoughts. You were hoping it was gone, but then you realized how naive that was.

>>460462
Speaking as a voice in your head, myself, I know when there's good voices, bad voices, and silly voices. Mozz (Should I call you Mozz or would you prefer Rella?) this voice is one of the bad ones. The best thing for you to do is prepare for it to return. Instead of standing there scared by it, keep your wits and tell it what to go and do with itself.
Meanwhile, do something to calm yourself down, and plan out the trip. How far away is your sister's place? Will you need food and weapons for the trip?

Enchilada 2012/10/05(Fri)05:22 No. 460466 ID: 02e2ce
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You decide to meditate so you can calm down and think about what you should do next.

Your sister lives on the other side of town, which isn't too far from where you are, so you won't need to pack much. Maybe a snack or two. It's been a while since you left the house, anyway. You could use some fresh air.

As for the voice in your head, you've tried getting rid of it, to no avail. But that's something you can worry about later. You guess this means you have other voices in your head, guiding you. You suppose this is good, it at least seems to keep the bad voice at bay...

You meditate for about an hour, until you decide you've calmed down enough to go find your sister and retrieve your RUBY KNIFE.

Enchilada 2012/10/05(Fri)06:33 No. 460473 ID: 02e2ce
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You have one BURLAP SACK to hold your things. You at the moment are capable of holding two small things with the BURLAP SACK.

...do you have any things to put in the sack? Your knife and books are gone, and the only stuff I've seen in your house are your fake books, your sister's note, your bedroll, and a bucket.

I guess grab a snack or two, if you've got 'em.

Enchilada 2012/10/05(Fri)07:12 No. 460478 ID: 02e2ce
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You do have a place you keep food. It's under your "bed", which is just a piece of wood and a pillow. You find it oddly comfortable, though.

Enchilada 2012/10/05(Fri)07:16 No. 460480 ID: 02e2ce
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You have three item inside your secret cabinet.

1: Purple Berries - somewhat bitter, and the juice tends to stain clothes. They're rather healthy, though. Good for eyesight.

2: Your old canteen. You can use to hold water. It's currently empty, however, but you can always refill it.

3: Orange Na-nas - Really sweet and tasty, but they're not exactly very healthy. The sugar in them is good for when you need to stay up, though.

Purple Berries and Canteen if you haven't eaten yet. Orange Na-nas if you just need a snack. Sugary fruits do provide energy.

have a handful of purple berries for breakfast, then take canteen and na-nas.

Enchilada 2012/10/05(Fri)07:53 No. 460484 ID: 02e2ce
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You decide to eat some of the purple berries, then put the empty CANTEEN and the ORANGE NA-NAS in your BURLAP SACK.

You're now ready to go visit your sister.

...how well do those berries go together?

Off you go, then. If possible, take a route that will allow you to refill your canteen.

Enchilada 2012/10/05(Fri)08:57 No. 460495 ID: 02e2ce
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Alright! Time to get moving--

Enchilada 2012/10/05(Fri)08:57 No. 460496 ID: 02e2ce
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>"Hi, Mozzy."

Pest? Or friend?

So much for semi-seclusion! And you hate that name. And where does that jerk get off wearing pants? Oversized shirts are where it's at.

He is obviously raising his hand for a high-five so don't leave him hanging.

make fun of his sense of fashion, i.e. his lack thereof.

Pssst hey, you forgot to put some pants on.

Enchilada 2012/10/05(Fri)10:44 No. 460515 ID: 02e2ce
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Oh, that's just Cedric. He's the only person you usually allow to come to your hut because he delivers your books for you.

You generally tolerate him, but right now you need to get going, so you can't waste any time on him.

>>460496
First things first. Tell him (or is it a "her"? I'm having a hard time telling) not to call you that, because you hate it. Loudly. Then tell him to call you "Rella" because you should have a feminine name that rolls off the tongue like that. Then give a sigh, and ask him "What is it?" in an annoyed tone. If he talks a lot, resume walking the way you were going. He can keep up if he wants to talk to you.
Oh, and don't worry about this whole pantsless thing. You have some fairly shapely legs, no reason not to show them off.

Explain to him that you're sorry, but you're going out to deal with your idiot sister. Did he need something?

Enchilada 2012/10/05(Fri)11:14 No. 460518 ID: 02e2ce
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First, you tell Cedric to not call you "Mozzy", because that name is just stupid. If he's going to call you something, it should be Rella, a name you still somewhat dislike, but not as much as the other forms of your names. He sheepishly apologizes.

Next, you explain to Cedric that you're in a hurry, and if he has something he wants to say he better make it brief.

>"I-I came to visit you. I know you didn't order any books, but I wanted to ask you something."

Tell him he can ask his question as you walk to your destination.

I think hes gonna ask you out on a date. Do you find him attractive?

...man. If you hate your name, and all variants on it, maybe you should start thinking about a new one?

>>460522
Dude really looks like he's going to ask you out or something. Gonna have to decide if you want to deal with that, or if you'd rather shoot him down.

Did you seriously just leave your house without a knife? Oh god you only had one knife, didn't you.

Enchilada 2012/10/05(Fri)12:22 No. 460533 ID: 02e2ce
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You tell Cedric whatever he wants, he can tell you while walking. He complies.

I like where this is going.

Yup, he even has a flower.

Enchilada 2012/10/05(Fri)12:54 No. 460543 ID: 02e2ce
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You ask Cedric what he wants, but he mumbles around for a moment before you groan and tell him to get it out already.

>"It's not important..."

How Cedric of him.

As for dating, you never really gave it much thought. It's something that honestly never interested you much. Besides, you might be a bit much for Cedric.

(Whoops, messed up one of the italics in the last post. Sorry about that.)

okay. bye than.

I think we should bring him with us, it will make the (admittedly short) walk to your sister's place a bit less boring. Talk to him about books or something, but keep the pace. How did you two meet?

If it wasn't important why did he bother coming all the way to your house and then not tell you.

Tell him to just spit it out. It wouldn't be right for him to have wasted the trip to your house.

i like this quest, it goes to show that you don't need to wear pants to do everything.

Keep being noncomformits little pantless imp

What doesn't kill him makes him stronger. You, uh, you wouldn't kill him, right?

>>460543
Ask Cedric if he has a fetish for tough girls or something
Does he want his dick smashed by your aggressive lifestyle? Does he want to deal with all your knife-wielding, angry shit?
Let's not beat around the bush, you can like, totally see the signals he's sending and that flower behind his back.

>>460579
Let's not do this.

Carry on, then. If he decides what he wanted was important then he'll come back and find you.

Turn around really fast and feel oddly compelled to look downward. Golly, what's that on the ground?

Enchilada 2012/10/05(Fri)16:02 No. 460585 ID: e878f4
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You rather not have to deal with Cedric right now, but for some reason you don't have the heart to turn him away. So you tell him to follow you. Hopefully he won't try to hit on you or give you anymore flowers. That's not something you need at the moment.

And no, you hope you won't hurt him. The voice seems to be... quiet. Besides, you don't have a weapon on you.

You have a fascination with knives, and you have only one knife. Are knives super rare in your community or something?

Enchilada 2012/10/05(Fri)17:02 No. 460592 ID: e878f4
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>"Uh, sure! Where are we going, anyway?"

You tell him that you're going to your sister's house to retrieve an item of great importance, and that's all he needs to know.

Enchilada 2012/10/05(Fri)17:07 No. 460593 ID: e878f4
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You actually own a lot of knives, but you'd rather not take any of them with you. With that thing in your head.

Anyway, you've arrived at where you need to go.

>You actually own a lot of knives, but you'd rather not take any of them with you. With that thing in your head.
That's probably wise.

So... what now? You got to jump off a cliff to get to your sister's house?

>>460593
So, your sister's home is nearby? Be on the alert for the rat-things the note mentioned. Oh, and you should probably warn him about them, too. Also...your sister, what should we expect?

>>460593
I don't see a house. Where's the house?

>wisdom

Dammit I can't work with this! *ragequit*

...keep an eye out for weapons you could improvise.

Is your sister's home off the cliff? In the cliff? Under the cliff? Are the voices in your head trying to trick you into jumping off the cliff?

oh i get it, it's invisible!

Well, don't just stand around. Go bang on the front door, and yell that Brie damn well better be carrying your ruby knife when she opens up. Ring the doorbell as well.

moonwalk in.

Enchilada 2012/10/07(Sun)13:19 No. 460969 ID: e878f4
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>"Wait, Moz- er, Rella. This is a cliff. I thought you said you were going to your sister's house?

Enchilada 2012/10/07(Sun)13:19 No. 460970 ID: e878f4
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You reply that you are.

Fall in a more distinguished manner. Seriously going headfirst is silly.

>>460974
It is pretty hardboiled, though.

>>460970

Fall fist-first.

Uh, are you sure this is the way to your sister's house?

fall ın a more dıgnıfıed manner because he's looking up your dress.

>>460981

It's a sweater, not a dress. Jeez.

>>460983
Little to no difference as he is still looking.

...you know, if your house had an entrance like this, maybe it wouldn't be so easy for people to walk and walk off with all your stuff!

Enchilada 2012/10/07(Sun)14:55 No. 461003 ID: e878f4
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>"Rella!!"

Enchilada 2012/10/07(Sun)14:55 No. 461005 ID: e878f4
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>"Huh?"

Enchilada 2012/10/07(Sun)14:56 No. 461007 ID: e878f4
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>"Oh..."

Acting as cool as you can isn't the most effective way to prevent him from hitting on you. How did you fall that far without getting hurt anyway? Tell him to come down too, I guess, if he'll fit in the boat and can get down safely.

Suave...

...what's keeping the boat tethered there? And how do you disembark on the return trip?

so he means he's going to jump on top of you now? giggidy.

Have him jump down, and catch him

Equip oars

Go for a romantic boat-ride~

Do we really want to cart this guy around?

>>461026
An extra set of arms is always useful.

>>461006
You know how to use them hips girl.
Now tell the slow panicky bastard to get in

Don't bring him along. You might hurt him.

It's up to him if he wants to come along. He's gotta be man enough to jump down.

Enchilada 2012/10/08(Mon)05:09 No. 461112 ID: 02e2ce
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You're not taking Cedric on a romantic boat ride. If he wants to come down or not, it's his choice. You're going either way.

Enchilada 2012/10/08(Mon)05:12 No. 461115 ID: 02e2ce
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You tell Cedric to decide whether he wants to come down or not. If he jumps you'll catch him.

He seems rather apprehensive at this prospect.

okay then. go.

Tell him we can talk later if he still wants to, now we have to go get our shit back.

Tell him he's got 10 seconds. Count down then leave if he doesn't jump.

Cedric: Doooo iiiiit.

Wave goodbye and paddle away.

Enchilada 2012/10/08(Mon)11:17 No. 461142 ID: 02e2ce
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You tell Cedric he has ten seconds to jump down, or you're leaving without him.

10...
9...
8...
7...

>"Wait! I'm coming!"

Cedric: land in the boat gracefully.

Land as gracefully as possible, you've got someone to impress.

Cedric: miss.

Enchilada 2012/10/08(Mon)11:38 No. 461147 ID: 02e2ce
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>"Okay, here I come!"

Fish him outta the water. Then go. This took waaaaay to much time.

If he floats, or treads water, pull him out.

If he can't swim, or sinks like a stone, you're going to have to go in after him and drag him out. I'd suggest removing your scarf first- entanglements like that don't help under water.

Then off we go.

Enchilada 2012/10/08(Mon)12:13 No. 461155 ID: 02e2ce
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Don't worry, you got him.

Also, the scarf stays on.

Oh yeah i forgot, taking that of would be scandalous and more or less make you look like a massive slut, god forbid no keep that scarf on and keep your dignity as a good lemon-imp-thing-woman.

Alright, off you go then. He can dry out while you row.

>Also, the scarf stays on.
There's a fanart ready quotation if I ever heard one.

Enchilada 2012/10/08(Mon)12:37 No. 461159 ID: 02e2ce
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That's not very nice, voices.

No its not. And I disagree with the sentiment. Clearly you aren't a slut, pants merely aren't a thing that you wear!

Anyway, to your sisters. She probably lost the knife.

i think he was being sarcastic, maybe. anyway we can't all be winners. gotta be a few voices in here that are jerks

Enchilada 2012/10/08(Mon)12:41 No. 461162 ID: 02e2ce
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BUT IT'S TRUE, YOU SLUT

..... no its not!

>>461163
yes it is.

>>461159
It's just gentle teasing, 'rella. We don't mean nothin by it.

>>461162
Hey, shut up, you jerk! We were just teasing her for fun, stop barging in and menacing her, you big bully! And stopit with the blackness and the I'M SO LOUD AND YELLING shtick, already. You ain't impressing no one here.

[boots the unwelcome voice out]

Enchilada 2012/10/08(Mon)12:49 No. 461166 ID: 02e2ce
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YOU REALLY THINK THOSE OTHER VOICES IN YOUR HEAD OR THE FACT YOU HAVE NO WEAPONS WILL SAVE YOU?

IN TIME, YOU WILL BREAK. THIS I CAN GUARANTEE.

you say it like it's a bad thing.

We'll help you Rella!

[banish]

Oooh. Italics and black and caps lock. SO SCARY. Asshole.

Don't worry, Rella. What can be done, can be undone. We know for a fact that there are ways to cut off our communication from voices like us- there will be ways to cut him off too.

Plus, you're stronger than him. You're tough and cool- and he's a shouty asshole hiding behind blackness and anonymity. Don't pay him no mind.

Enchilada 2012/10/08(Mon)12:58 No. 461171 ID: 02e2ce
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He left.

He may seem like a "shouty asshole", but he's way worse than any of you could imagine. He...

...It doesn't matter. You decide to keep rowing.

If he could break you, there'd be no point in threatening you, or trying to get you to give in. He'd just do it. That means you do have the power to resist him, whatever he says.

How long have you been hearing the shouty asshole?

Get rowing. Suggest that Cedric might dry faster if he takes some clothes off.

And ask if his glasses are okay from his swim. Apologize for it being so wet in the water.

>>461171
I think you might be possessed. Are there any wizards or priests around to check up on that?

We can imagine. Some of us have had our own voices like that. So hurtful, yet so compelling, more so than the most commanding of authorities. Like pulling yourself up a cliff to defy it, even when what it says is just patently ridiculous. It almost never results in harming another though, so you're better off with someone nearby to keep you sane.

Anyway it's not true at all. You would have to do a lot more than take off your scarf before you'd qualify as a slut. It's not something easily achieved in fact without a good deal of effort. Just relax and certainly don't get distracted thinking about what you would have to do to become a slut.

>>461171
Next time you hear him(?) shout back. Don't just sit there passively and listen. He has no power other than to yell at you. Yell back. This is your body, and your mind, and you can damn well boot him out if you try hard enough. Count on us to help!
By the way, no, you aren't a slut. You have a fairly nice set of legs, and there's nothing wrong with showing them off. Cedric doesn't seem like your type, either.
...ah...before I get too far ahead of myself, what exactly is your type, Rella?

Wait, so she actually hears us as voices? Huh. Does that mean we can beat the thing up?

Enchilada 2012/10/09(Tue)11:37 No. 461423 ID: e878f4
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You're not exactly possessed at this point, though no priest could really help you even if you were. But... thank you. You suppose you couldn't get through this without the help of your voices keeping HIM at bay.

You just wish you were strong enough to force him out all-together.

Enchilada 2012/10/09(Tue)11:40 No. 461424 ID: e878f4
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At any rate, you decide to tone down all the "coolness". You don't want to have Cedric hitting on you. As for who's your type, you never gave that any thought. Not that you could really date with your situation, anyway.

Speaking of him, Cedric seems to be coming to.

row, row, fight the powah

also, a person you truly care for and who truly cares for you back can definitely help you stay in control. doesn't have to be a love interest. could be a very close friend or family member.

Enchilada 2012/10/09(Tue)12:12 No. 461427 ID: e878f4
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You tell Cedric he'll need to remove his clothes so they can dry faster. As you expect, he's not exactly for this plan.

Well, it's sunny at least. Is it a warm day? If so, he should be fine.

Those hips are downright lethal, and the worse part is that you don't even seem to be trying to utilize their glory.

He didn't have anything on him that would get damaged in the water? Then press the point. What were his intentions with that flower earlier?

Get Cedric to take the other oar. He'll warm up if he gets to do some work.

He really should at least take off his shirt and wring it out.

>>461427
good job on hiding a good view from him.
He'd be panicked into a heart attack if you caught him staring.

Well, then he'll just have to stay wet all day if he doesn't. Tell him you're not going to make fun of him or anything, it's not like you have anything to say on the matter of pants.

at the very least you wear underwear, right? RIGHT?

>>461458
>>460533
From that picture I'm going to say maybe? If she does they're super skimpy, at least compared to her thighs.

Offer to let him wear your sweater so he isn't naked when he undresses.

He could just strip down to his underoo's if he's to embarrassed to go all the way

Yeah. Have him undress as much as he's comfortable with, let him wear your sweater to cover himself up, and if it leaves anything on you uncovered that you would prefer not to be you can always wrap your scarf around yourself.

>>461465
See here
>>460533
>>461142
>>461147
>>461148

>>461469
>>461494
>make yourself naked so he won't be
lol wut?

...excuse us 'Rella, we seem to have gotten ourselves sidetracked. We can have kind of a one track mind in some situations. I suggest you ignore us and just continue across the lake while your bud dries out.

>>461563
Yes, continue across the lake while I try to derail that track. Meanwhile, consider that you could be quite sexy if you tried, as way you positioned your legs just now has demonstrated. Let no one question your feminity.
Meanwhile, suggest to Cecil that if he doesn't want to strip down that he should shake himself off, at least. No need to be miserable. Then he gets the other oar.

Enchilada 2012/10/10(Wed)05:22 No. 461633 ID: 02e2ce
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You didn't mean that Cedric should strip down entirely. He should just remove his shirt, at the very least. It isn't that cold out, but it is a bit windy, and you'd rather he not get a cold.

You offer your sweater to him if he takes off his shirt.

>"W-what??"

Okay, you admit, this is kinda funny. You tell him that you're wearing something underneath your sweater, so it's fine. Cedric nervously stutters, before finally complying.

>"F-fine... but just my shirt."

Go for it Cedric, the sooner done the sooner we row out.

Enchilada 2012/10/10(Wed)05:48 No. 461637 ID: 02e2ce
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>"There."

Enchilada 2012/10/10(Wed)06:23 No. 461639 ID: 02e2ce
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You tell Cedric to place his shirt over the side of the boat. You don't want him to see you take off your scarf, so you tell him to turn around.

do you have any special marking there or is that some kind of dresscode that you are willing to take your shirt of before him but not your scarf?

Yeah. Is your current clothing considered skimpy, normal, or conservative? And what about after that sweater is gone? :V

And yes, please tell us why the scarf is special. I mean, it doesn't have some kind of creepy special powers to keep your murderous head-voice away, and removing it will totally get Cedric killed, does it?

It is a scarf of secrets. I mean, it's obvious that she's got something weird going on, considering that she's got voices in her head that from our privileged position sound very real. Alternatively that's where her sex organs are located.

I have to agree with the other headvoicess. For some reason, we don't understand the scarf and it's social and cultural significance. Would you explain, please?

oh boy oh boy imp tits are a-go

A girl has got to have standards. Keep that scarf on.

He's kinda cute when he's acting so shy.

Enchilada 2012/10/11(Thu)07:28 No. 461844 ID: e878f4
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You're not exactly chesty, so sorry to disappoint. Since the voices in your head keep asking, you don't wear pants simply because you just don't. It's liberating.

As for the scarf, there's no dress code or custom you're aware of pertaining to it. The scarf... belonged to someone important.

That's all you need to know.

Hey, s'cool. We get it. You don't want to wear pants, and the scarf stays on. Simple enough!

Let's get across this lake already.

Enchilada 2012/10/11(Thu)08:36 No. 461848 ID: e878f4
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Anyway, you've wasted enough time. Let's get moving.

Row, row, row your boat...

Gently down the stream.

(And that brings the beginning of this story to a close. Sorry for how slow things are moving, I want to set things up for the next part. Things will start to make more sense soon enough.

Anyway, the second part will start up in a bit! I hope you're enjoying this story about a pantsless imp so far.)