Use the pink dildo! Check out the porn!

Check for hot member of what ever sex we are into.

Add dildo to inventory

and by inventory I mean butt

Wonder about that weird stain on the bed. Is that a stain?

Inspect other objects.

Sniff the jizz stain too. See if it's boy jizz or girl jizz.

>>45988
>>45989
>>45991

Your "Horniness" level is drained out to the "boner-killing" low at the moment. You do not have the strength to use the dildo at the moment.

You do add it to your inventory.

>>45992

How would you know what that stain is? By tasting it or something?

One thing's for sure: someone made a big mess on the bed.

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)16:15 No. 45995 ID: 5696d4
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Fuck fuck image

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)16:18 No. 45996 ID: 5696d4
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>>45992

You see a drawer by your right side. Aside from the door on your left side, there doesn't seem to be anything else.

Open drawer. Inspect current inventory and state of well being. Whats the last thing we remember, what is our age/gender/marital status/status of siblings/attractivness/etc ?

Also, yes, taste the stain. It could be a vital clue.

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)16:27 No. 46001 ID: 5696d4
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>>45993

What are you, a fuckin' furry? You can't tell by scent what it exactly is.

However, the sight of it gives you a major boost in "Horniness". You feel your belly button go warm for a second.

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)16:36 No. 46005 ID: 5696d4
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>>45999

Your head seems to be in perfect condition, though your left hand and both your knees feel stiff.

Your Horniness Level is low at the moment, which means the perk "Nymphomaniac" does not take effect.

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)16:37 No. 46006 ID: 5696d4
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>>46000

HORNINESS LEVEL HAS INCREASED.

By the mixed taste, and through experiences from swallowing your own juice, you know this is a mixture of your jizz and someone else.

>>46001
Well the two things really don't smell anything alike.
Nor do they even look that much alike.
It's not hard to tell them apart.

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)16:42 No. 46009 ID: 5696d4
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>>46008

That perverted voice in your head was right. Whatever happened to all the years of learning "Jizz 101"?

You try to remember those times, but you're drawing blanks.

Are we male or female?

Also: Go open the drawer.

Check current horniness. If sufficient, use dildo and porn.

Can we see or hear breakfast being cooked? Whoever's house this is may be cooking us breakfast.

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)16:54 No. 46016 ID: 5696d4
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>>45999
>>46013

'We' are female. You can always opt for a panty check, of course.

The bottom shelf is locked, but the top shelf is opened. Inside, you see something that looks like balls on a string.

You take it, just in case.

Check under matress for more PORN

>>46016
I don't believe us.

Time for a panty check.

>>46013

Your head suffered minor damage for some unknown reason, but your Horniness Level rose up.

However, it still does not warrant you the availability to use anything in your inventory right now.

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)16:57 No. 46021 ID: 5696d4
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Fuck Fuck image

put the anal beads in your butt

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)17:03 No. 46029 ID: 5696d4
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>>46017

You pull up the mattress to see what's under it.

... Oh my.

>>46029
Is that a corpse or a blow-up doll?

Imagine Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day.

Do some light stretching. See if we can't work a little bit of this soreness out of our knees and arms. Make sure to bend erotically while doing it and to moan and gasp slightly. Cause... you know... stretching feels good. Especially if you're storing those beads where the sun don't shine while you're at it.

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)17:07 No. 46037 ID: 5696d4
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>>46023

You'd like to -- no, you'd LOVE to -- but you just don't feel like it. At least not now when you're not even horny enough.

>>46018

CONGRATULATIONS. YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE ACHIEVEMENT "PANTY PULLER"

>>46037
You've got to look INSIDE the panties, genius.

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)17:12 No. 46042 ID: 5696d4
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>>46030
>>46032

The woman multi-tasks for you.

It seems to be an inflatable sex doll, but the skin is covered with tape. It seems to have been there for awhile.

(will continue at an indefinite time; be right back)

Put inflatable doll under covers in bed.

Locate strapon, combine strapon with blowup doll, ride doll like a mechanical bull.

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)17:58 No. 46056 ID: 5696d4
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>>46040
>>46044
>>46046

There's no time for that. Someone's knocking at the door!

Time for some V.A.G.S. action. What must you do?

Take off shirt.
Lie on bed.
Call stranger to come in.

>>46056
Prepare to stab them in the mouth with the dildo, then grope them into submission.

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)18:07 No. 46061 ID: 5696d4
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>>46057
>>46059

You hide under the wet blanket, holding on to your dildo which seems to be your best weapon right now. Resisting the urge to turn it on and put it on your orifice, you wait for the door to open.

[CUTSCENE]

Durandal!swQABHZA/E 2009/09/17(Thu)18:10 No. 46066 ID: c7c258
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>>46056
Don your Lincoln's Hat and Lincoln's Repeater and crouch for a sneak critical attack.

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)18:12 No. 46069 ID: 5696d4
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The door opens, showing someone who you cannot make out on his identity whatsoever. He sounds young, almost within your age group.

"... I heard noises. Are you awake?"

Without making any obvious movements, you grip your dildo tightly...

[CUTSCENE]

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)18:21 No. 46072 ID: 5696d4
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Oh shoot! You accidentally turned your dildo on!

It vibrates violently against your cheek, rendering you helpless to its sexual vibes. Your blanket also shakes in return, giving the response you do not like.

"Ahh! You're awake, then! And you're still playing with the dildo. Well then..."

The guy inches closer to you...

[CUTSCENE]

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)18:32 No. 46078 ID: 5696d4
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"Want to go for another round?"

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)18:32 No. 46079 ID: 5696d4
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...

>>46078
Hug Tom! read note!

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)18:33 No. 46081 ID: 5696d4
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...FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

dildo his face with the dildo

>>46081
Put the dildo in his mouth.

>>46081
Hit him with that exclamation point that just appeared over your head!

Is he actually half cat or whatever? Or is it a fursuit?

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)18:42 No. 46091 ID: 5696d4
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>>46083
>>46085

You jump off the bed and threaten him with your "weapon" to no avail. He simply keeps on coming towards you.

He begins to speak once more.

"You know what? ..."

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)18:45 No. 46094 ID: 5696d4
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"You should put that..."

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)18:46 No. 46096 ID: 5696d4
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"... Right in HERE."

He's a REAL FUKKEN FURRY. You can tell when he shows off his backside; THE HOLE IS REAL.

HA HA OH WOW.

...do it.

>>46096
Oh wow. Let's do it anyway, why not.

Make him put on your panties first.

Punch his face. Stuff the anal beads in his mouth.

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)18:53 No. 46102 ID: 5696d4
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>>46098
>>46099

You do what he says, but your anger lets you jam it in too hard. You can literally feel your hand even entering his anus.

"W-w-wait, THAT'S TOO MUCH!" he gasps.

Ease up a bit, but not too much.

>>46102
Keep pushing until it comes out the other end.

>>46102
JAM IT IN FURTHER AND HARDER

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)18:58 No. 46107 ID: 5696d4
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He falls down the floor, face first. Obviously even his gay ass hole can't take the pressure of your fury.

VICTORY POSE TIME!

But it's not over yet. You still have to make your way out.

dont sniff your hand D:

Reclaim dildo. Put Anal beads in their place. Proceed to place passed out furry's face in your snatch for an ORAL QUICKY

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)19:07 No. 46113 ID: 5696d4
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>>46111

After that furry incident? Yeah right. Only a boulder could remain so "hard" after that.

Ok, heres what we do. We put him in bed with the blow-up doll, puting the blow up doll hole around the bit of the dildo sticking out of his ass. We then put them both in the bed together. He'll wake up thinking it was some sort of dream he had after fucking himself silly.

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)19:22 No. 46118 ID: 5696d4
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>>46117

Easier done than said.

Good enough. Let's head out through the blue door.

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)19:35 No. 46128 ID: 5696d4
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>>46121

You do so...

... Wait, what the-

>>46128
Book it.

HOLY F-

USE THE ANAL BEADS LIKE A WHIP TO ATTACK!

So um. How drunk were you last night?

Change of plan. Go back inside room. Remove the furries suit, put it on and sneak out.
It's disgusting... but it's better then trying to handle that crowd.

So what... are we at a Con or have we been taken to the planet of the furries or what?

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)19:43 No. 46135 ID: 5696d4
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But of course. You remember it now.

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)19:43 No. 46136 ID: 5696d4
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You are a jailed prostitute sentenced to imprisonment by DNA alteration.

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)19:44 No. 46137 ID: 5696d4
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But you continue to do your devilish ways.

But this time, you're doing it...

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)19:45 No. 46138 ID: 5696d4
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... with the most despised race the world has ever seen...

vytalibus 2009/09/17(Thu)19:45 No. 46139 ID: 5696d4
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THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

GAME OVER.

>>46139
I must stop the furries!
No, Protagonist. You are the furries.
And then Protag was a cat.

What a twist!
Well, I enjoyed it. Hope theres more... or like... that you do more quest, Vytalibus.

That was quite unexpected. WhatQuest is aptly named.

I might make a more serious or another humorous one, whichever you prefer.

As long as I'm concerned, this test quest is done.

So the test is complete. What were your findings?

(also, I'd love to see another funny one from you)

>>46153

Well, I found out for the first time that nothing beats playing a quest on an imageboard like this.

Second, FURRIES.

Third, I get more suggestions here, so I can be quite creative. I've never planned for this.

Fourth, MOAR FURRIES.

Fifth, what happened to fake Tom can happen to you as well.

Anyway, I will think of it, really. For now, time for me to check out the other quests.

>>46155
The nature of these discoveries suggests that you are used to running similar quests on a dissimilar website. More info?

The punchline is "furries"?
Seriously?

FUR-SE-CU-TE Suggestion 2009/09/18(Fri)02:48 No. 46408 ID: 18212a
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>"Furry convention located. Convention center at 55-65 by 23-90. Deploy squads one and two, call for backup. Code sixteen, I repeat, code sixteen.
"Roger that control, deploying now."

vytalibus 2009/09/18(Fri)06:06 No. 46422 ID: 5696d4
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>>46388

I am currently holding another quest on a different site. If you are interested, here's the link:

http://osu.ppy.sh/forum/viewtopic.php?f=52&t=17466

This is a serious-toned quest, and is still running.

A sample scene from the finished chapter is here for you to see.

>>46422
Oh, I knew I heard the name Vytalibus from somewhere...

I play Osu! quite a bit, but mostly just the Taiko mode.

Theta][Sigma 2009/09/18(Fri)17:40 No. 46744 ID: f21281
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THIS THREAD IS BE-YOND SAL-VAGE.

IT SHALL BE PURGED.