>>50672
Just look at that fucking fez. It even has a limited antigravity field holding it over his head. And it's even sophisticated enough to know where his head is so it can move with him.

That's fucking badass.

>>50631
Hawking radiation is a very slow process, and definitely does not create those jets.
They are actually caused by the distortion of magnetic fields launching charged particles from a surrounding disk of very fast rotating gas.
http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/80428-mm-black-hole-blazar.html

>>50672
But the hat goes with the sunglasses.

>>50688
well, shit. guess I need more SCIENCE!

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/26(Sat)11:23 No. 51574 ID: 40dc56
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>>50417
>"SIR, IF YOU TILT THE HAT A LITTLE IT PUTS A SHADE OVER YOUR EYES."

Yeah, but the shadow is hardly bad ass...

Hrmmm... don't suppose you have any magical hats? Or super high tech laser death hats? Maybe we need to look into something a bit less small time.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/26(Sat)11:40 No. 51582 ID: 40dc56
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>>51577

>"I'M SORRY SIR BUT NORMALLY WE JUST HAVE A STOCK OF ORDINARY HATS, HOWEVER IF THE MASTER GIVES US A SPECIAL REQUEST WE'LL WORK ON IT."

>>51582
Git Rad to give us BIGGER HAT, damnit.

BIGGER HAT is our top priority.

Why do we not have BIG HAT yet?

"Look... here's the thing... we kinda need it to be a surprise... we're planning something special for Master Cam <3 and we really need just the right hat to pull it off~."

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/26(Sat)12:15 No. 51637 ID: 40dc56
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>>51621

>"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SIR, I DON'T MAKE THE HATS, ANOTHER ROBOT DOES AND HE'S INCREDIBLY LOYAL TO THE MASTER, HE WILL ONLY TAKE REQUESTS DIRECTLY FROM HIM."

>>51637
Alright then. We must go on a QUEST to find THE ULTIMATE HABERDASHER.

Thank the robot for its help thusfar.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/26(Sat)12:35 No. 51660 ID: 40dc56
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>>51639
You thank the robot

>"YOU'RE QUITE WELCOME SIR, HAVE A GOOD DAY."

where too now?

Lets head to the weaponry hall. There we'll load up on kickass shit before we go tangle with the dangerous monster room.

which is obviously where the ULTIMATE HABERDASHER is being held

>>51660
WE NEED OUR SUIT

GET THAT SHIT FIRST

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/26(Sat)13:33 No. 51742 ID: 40dc56
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>>51708
You go back to the master bedroom and put on your suit, it smells dirty but oh well.
>>51679
You enter the WEAPONRY HALL. You see glass casings with all kinds of weapons from all kinds of eras in them, I figure stands behind a desk at the very end.

>"HELLO SIR WHAAAAAT CAAAAAN I GET Y-YOU"

>>51742
Tommygun. Perfect mix of CLASSY and KICKASS.

>>51743
Shotgun tommygun, the AA-12.

Can even load in grenade rounds, still tommy gun firing rate.

This thing is what I am talking about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ebtj1jR7c

The wanton destruction is PERFECT for us.

>>51743
Tommyguns that pull the Mask-style foldout trick.

The wanton destruction quality in a weapon is kind of a moot-point because we have the energy-buster embedded in our arm. That is why I suggest something a little more subtle; HK Mk23 with threaded barrel, suppressor, and night-sights. Any suppressed, automatic handgun works really, I just like that one.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/26(Sat)14:20 No. 51784 ID: 40dc56
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>>51743
>>51757
>"AAAH OH I S-SEE I AAAAAM DEAAALING WITH AAA MAAAAN WHO HAAAAS TAAAASTE. WHAAAAT KIND OF ROUNDS D-DO YOU WAAANT, SIR?"

>>51784
Swords.
It must shoot swords.

>>51784
I want a whole bunch of special bullets that do crazy things.

>>51789
XOM bullets?

>>51784
Armour-piercing softpoint grenade rounds.

I don't care if those features are contradictory. MAKE IT SO.

>>51784
The best fucking kind you got.

>>51784
Antimagic rounds.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/27(Sun)09:52 No. 52306 ID: 40dc56
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>>51789

>"OOOOHH I SEE, SIR. HERE IS YOUR WEAAAAPON, P-PLEAAASE ENJOY IT."

>TOMMYGUN with NORMAL ROUNDS added to inventory
>AMMUNITION BAG added to inventory
>TASER ROUNDS (dark yellow)added to ammunition bag
>SHOTGUN ROUNDS (light gray) added to ammunition bag
>GRENADE ROUNDS (green) added to ammunition bag
>INCENDIARY ROUNDS (red) added to ammunition bag


Next destination?

>>52306
Genetics Center

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/27(Sun)11:44 No. 52397 ID: 40dc56
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>>52323
You arrive upon the genetics center, you here the bloop of liquid in the containers and the beeps of buttons and the like going off, there are a lot of tubes and metal around.

>>52397
Boooooring. Leave. Check out the Room of Daw.

Push button.
Recieve Bacon.


Also, inspect the tubes and the buttons

See if you can figure out how to grow a person or creature.

Spit in one of the vats. See what happens.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/27(Sun)15:55 No. 52700 ID: 40dc56
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>>52610
You can't reach the top of the vats to spit in them.
>>52525
Pushing the buttons makes more bubbles come up from the bottom of the tank, after walking around the room you stumble upon a tank with something in it.

>>52700
"...Hi?"

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/27(Sun)16:39 No. 52737 ID: 40dc56
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>>52704
It opens its eyes.

>"Hm?..Oh! Hello!"

It sounds like a normal human being, male.

Say, "hello" and ask why he is in there.

>>52737
Do not let this man out. He is the most dangerous creature alive.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/27(Sun)17:08 No. 52754 ID: 40dc56
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>>52738

>"I live here! What's your name? My name is project 0-13 Class 2A, but the master calls me Aaron. I don't see visitors here in almost ever."

"Can i see your wiener please"

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/28(Mon)11:54 No. 53037 ID: 40dc56
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>>53030

>"No that's a strange thing to ask."

>>53037

"Fair's fair, I'll show you mine first."

Suggestion 2009/09/28(Mon)11:56 No. 53040 ID: fb5d8e
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>>53037
>"Nyoro~n"

"So what's your purpose?"

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/28(Mon)12:17 No. 53066 ID: 40dc56
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>>53042
>"I'm a failed experiment like all the others. Master put the DNA of every animal in me trying to give me shape shifting powers but it only works in my right arm, see?"

>>53066
"have you tried shapeshifting your right arm into your entire body, and having your entire body shapeshift from there?"

>>53081
This makes no sense at all.

Ask him.

Yeah, seriously Aaron, you arent to smart if you didnt think of that before. Geeze.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/28(Mon)18:31 No. 53296 ID: 40dc56
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>>53081
>>53146
>>53231

>"I tried it before but I couldn't get it to work. I can do this though!"

His crab claw slowly morphs into a squid tentacle.

>"Pretty cool huh?"

>>53296
Not really no.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/28(Mon)18:48 No. 53301 ID: 40dc56
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>>53300

>"How about now? Rhino head?"

>>53301
well, if you don't need mass, and you don't need it to be an arm, the morph your arm into a clone of you, connected by your arm via pinky, and then it's other arm as some sort of claw, and lop off it's connection to you. then morph your wound into not a wound.

"Ok i'll admit, rhino hand is pretty boss"

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/28(Mon)18:53 No. 53306 ID: 40dc56
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>>53303

>"Well that's the thing, I can only do parts of an animal at a time, I haven't developed enough yet to do complicated stuff like that. Maybe some of the other projects that have developed more can do neater things."

"Ok i'll admit, rhino hand is pretty boss"

>>53306
Pistol Shrimp claw.
PISTOL.
SHRIMP.
CLAW.

So wait... you just kinda live in the tank? Isnt that a little cruel of Sexy Master Cam?
or is he... oh... I'm sorry I didnt realize you two were into that sort of thing.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/28(Mon)19:14 No. 53329 ID: 40dc56
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>>53313
>>53309

>"Well he keeps me in here for a reason though."

>"Bang."

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/28(Mon)19:15 No. 53330 ID: 40dc56
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>>53329

>FWOOOOM
>KRRSSSHHHHHHHH

>>53330
FFFFFFFFFFFF RETRIEVE HAT

>>53330
Give up, he's obviously too awesome. Looks like we're going to be his bitch.

can you morph it into a bull's dick

>>53330
Well at least he can't use the claw out of water. It'll just make an annoying noise and a bit of wind, instead of a short-range shockwave.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/28(Mon)19:44 No. 53357 ID: 40dc56
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>>53332

>"By the way, love the hat."

>>53357
Unload that tommygun into him. Nobody touches our hat. Nobody.

Kick him in the dick.

I have a solution!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOKiyn5ALmc

>>53357
Thanks. It matches my gun. BANG.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/28(Mon)20:04 No. 53364 ID: 40dc56
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>>53358

You equip your TOMMYGUN.

You get ready to unload into Aaron but when you stand up to get ready to shoot he vanished.

>"Hahaha, this is fun. I finally get someone to play with before the others hahaha."

>>53364
Short bursts, careful around the tanks.

Run full scans of the room. He's got to be in here somewhere. Check the ceiling. Taser rounds, we want this fucker alive.

>>53364
Finally the knowledge I've gained playing F.E.A.R. comes in handy. Shoot the wall in bursts to kick up clouds of dust, then watch for movement through the smoke.

Unless he just moved and isn't cloaked. In which case I've got nothing.

PAUSED FOR THE NIGHT Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/28(Mon)20:13 No. 53369 ID: 40dc56
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Right when this quest was getting not gay too.

>>53369
man, we can't let him get away with our hat. we spent literally MINUTES of effort getting it, and in the half hour we have had it, it has grown irreplaceably ours...
[/sarcasm]
This is a lousy reason for a fight. Lets just fight him 'cause we are bored and haven't indulged the homicidal voices lately.

>>53369

Say "Actually, why are we fighting? Have the hat. I can get another. Wanna go and make a cake?"

>>53369
Even if we can't get an exact duplicate, we can get almost any hat we want. He can have the damn hat if he wants it. We have more rooms to check out.
You know what, on second thought, the butthat is kindof growing on me. Let's go get a replacement.

Ask Aaron if he wants to come with us. He can be our sidekick/drinking buddy. There will surely be no repercussions.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/29(Tue)16:53 No. 53751 ID: 40dc56
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You scan the room infront of you, and load your TOMMYGUN with TASER ROUNDS.

No sign of Aaron.

You hear something behind you.

Turn, duck, shoot, weave.

Submit! Theres no hope!!!

Leap forwards, tumble, come up firing.

Say "Crickey!" and start pestering the crocodile like nobodys business.

>>53797
Then meet a tragically ironic death by stingray.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/30(Wed)15:47 No. 54482 ID: 40dc56
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>>53797
You turn around and say crickey

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/30(Wed)15:48 No. 54484 ID: 40dc56
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>>54482
You feel something pierce through you.

>>54484
Phew...good thing we're indestructible!

Yeah, we're not. Cam made us similar to human biology.

Well, hopefully he can repair us.

>>54484
Oh uh... shoot him. A lot.

Theta][Sigma 2009/09/30(Wed)15:56 No. 54496 ID: f21281
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>>54494

I'd say shooting taser rounds when his arm is touching us is a bad idea. Time to smack him with the gun's butt instead!

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/30(Wed)16:08 No. 54516 ID: 40dc56
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Aaron moves quicker.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/30(Wed)16:10 No. 54517 ID: 40dc56
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>>54516

>CHAPTER 3 END
>GAR POINTS: 40
>GIRLY POINTS: 10
>SECRETS FOUND: 1/10

Damn it!

How'd he even do that? What kind of animal could he have used to cut *upwards*?

choo choo! All aboard the train!

>>54524
Uh, it turned into a drill, then a blade. His arm can change.

>>54593
He can only shapeshift into animals, moron.

>>54595
No need for demeaning comments

u mad

Stingray, then swordfish.

>>54531
u wanna argue about this