>>52521
>He's seeing his mistress.
Ohoho. Now the troller has become the troll'd.

Cockblock that fucker.

>>52522

The Pokemon Card game.

Lean down and tell Rastin Water's the best type.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/09/27(Sun)14:08 No. 52530 ID: 4553b2
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"Rastin sweety? Who is that?"

"Oh, it's the little glass girl. Whatcha need?"

>>52522
... AHAHAHA. Oh this is priceless. <3

Ask them what they're doing, all innocent-like. I have to hear his response~

>>52522
A grotesque sexual act.
Card games? Really? My god, Rastin is disgusting.

>>52530

I suppose nothing. Sorry I didn't bring my deck. I won't keep you.

>>52530
You should say you where just going to thank Rastin for scheduling a meeting with her and that it was very kind of him.

Thank Rastin for scheduling a meeting with the Naveen for you and that she was very nice and you had a wonderful talk with her.

>>52530

Hug him and thank him for a great evening/night then leave. Stick around to hear the ensuing shitstorm.

>>52530
HUG RASTIN. It'll probably make him feel awkward in front of his girlfriend.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/09/27(Sun)14:27 No. 52563 ID: 4553b2
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"I just wanted to thank you for getting me that meeting with Naveen. It was very sweet of you. I had a lovely time."

"I am sure she did. Its a specialty of hers."

The girl starts to giggle.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/09/27(Sun)14:27 No. 52566 ID: 4553b2
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"Really, it was very sweet of you."

"Don't touch me, Cora."

>>52566
Nuzzle him a little! HEEEHEEE

Now whisper in his ear "Almost as lovely as the time I spent with you." loud enough for the mistress to hear.

>>52567
If you do this, take the time to whisper in his ear "Ice types are better, you know~"

Now covertly inject him with the syringe...

>>52572
I support this general train of thought, but that seems insufficient.

Lick his face a little.

Squeeze his neck a little and whisper into his ear, "Lol, I troll you." and wink at his mistress.

>>52579
Yeah we want to prove to him that we can troll him and not stoop to his level by cockblocking him.

>>52581
Okay, this seems good. Only thing is, I'd kind of like for it to be mistaken as romantic by the "mistress"

Say sorry, then sit down next to Rastin.

"Can I play too? Teach me how! Are you winning Rasty?"

Heuuurgh.. licking Rastin and touching him makes me vomit. Just thank him for arranging the meeting and jab the syringe in his neck. Then leave them to make hot monkey love. You can think of something better to get back at him than this childish behaviour.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/09/27(Sun)14:42 No. 52593 ID: 4553b2
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"Almost as lo-"

"If you say one more word I will break every bone in your body twice. Roselle means a lot to me, and just because you're my successor doesn't mean I'm going to let you ruin that. Remember it."

"Do you really mean that, sweety?"

"Of course. I love breaking bones."

Roselle giggles.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/09/27(Sun)14:43 No. 52594 ID: 4553b2
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"...I was just going to say Ice types are better."

"No way, fire types kick ass."

"Rastin, I've beat you three games in a row."

"Still awesome."

Ok, we found the do not cross line, make sure to establish yours.

See? Jab the syringe in his neck and leave.

>>52590

Sorry, I didn't mean to offend. Hey Roselle, I'm Coralina.

>>52590 Sit on the couch when you ask him this.

>Roselle means a lot to me
I wonder if that's true?
I'm starting to feel like a bit of a dick.

>>52599

You're right, him having a girlfriend totally makes up for him trying to get us raped.

Put on a huge smile and say "You'll have to figure out how to break bones with no arms, if you do something like today to me again."

>>52595
>>52601
So establish 'do not cross' line.
Maybe remark about how disappointing it is that the master troll can't handle a little bit of counter-trolling?

"Now you listen to me, and you listen good you slimy, pathetic excuse for a troll. If you EVER try anything like that again I'm gonna make sure that not only will you never see Roselle again, but I'm going to systematically go through EVERYTHING in your life that you value and tear it away from you bit by bloody bit. Do I make myself clear? Good. Because that doesnt even include where I'm gonna shove these cards, but lets just say I hope these things arent toxic cause you'll be shitting soggy charmanders for a week. Do I make myself clear?"

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/09/27(Sun)14:52 No. 52611 ID: ccb486
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>>52607

>>52607
Holy cow.

>>52607
Holy cow.

>>52607
That... I've got to say I'd love to see Rastin's face after this. Cora just looks so unassuming and sweet, this sort of thing coming out of her mouth would be the most shocking shit ever.

>>52593
"Fine. You stay out of my love life, and I'll stay out of yours."

>>52607
We're not THAT upset yet, are we?

>>52619

Yes, we are.

>>52607
...
If we go with that, we need to say it a an even tone of voice. I don't think Cora can pull it off.

Honestly, I'd just let him be.

>>52601
It's not like Cora wouldn't have enjoyed it. And to be fair, he hasn't tried fucking with any relationships of ours. He's down and out. I'd be inclined to forgive him a small indiscretion.

>>52627
What? You're not very familiar with the results of rape, are you?

>>52627
>It's not like Cora wouldn't have enjoyed it

Uh... do you listen to yourself ever? Also she was against it, not to mention it would have made a pretty shitty first time and some emotional baggage.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/09/27(Sun)15:05 No. 52639 ID: 4553b2
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>"Now you listen to me, and you listen good you slimy, pathetic excuse for a troll. If you blah blah blah. Do I make myself clear?"
Cora is not CONFIDENT enough for ANGRY SPEECH against Rastin! In fact she's kinda frightened right now.

"You stay out of my love life, I'll stay out of yours."

"I can accept those terms."

VERBAL AGREEMENT OBTAINED!

>"Can I play too? Teach me how! Are you winning Rasty?"
"Do you mind if I learn how to play?"

Roselle answers. "Sure, I'll play you after this round. Rastin has some spare decks built on the mantle there. Take your pick."

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/09/27(Sun)15:06 No. 52640 ID: 4553b2
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There's a Purple one, a Green one, and a Blue one. Rastin was using Red and Yellow, and Roselle was using Brown and Grey. Which deck should I take?

>>52640

Green deck I suppose.

>>52640
BLUE! BLUEBLUEBLUEBLUEBLUEBLUEBLUEBLUE!

>>52640
Puuurple <3

>>52640
Purple and whatever else chosen at random.
Because psychics are badass and hopefully all the decks have good cards.

purple!

Purple for ghosts!

Ghosts and psychic = lolwin

>>52627
>It's not like Cora wouldn't have enjoyed it. ... he hasn't tried fucking with any relationships of ours.
ಠ_ಠ
...Aaanyway, I'm pretty sure setting us up to get raped counts as, at the very least, attempted fucking with all present and future relationships.

>>52640
Purple ftw.

Purple should be best, unless Rastin just sucks at deck building.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/09/27(Sun)15:20 No. 52669 ID: 4553b2
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Purple it is.

I watch them play out the rest of their game. Rastin is very erratic. He seems to lean towards aggressive, but sometimes does things for reasons I don't really understand.

Roselle plays a slow and steady sort of game. She takes her time, sets up her position, then goes on the offensive.

Rastin loses in short order.

How should I play, orb? Agressively or defensively?

>>52669
defensively.

Rastin was behaving erratically to troll you and to let his girlfriend win. He's going to try aggression against you and not make any mistakes. You need to respond in kind.

>>52657
I wouldn't consider sex to be a relationship. All things said and done, it's just sex.

>>52669
If you can, pummel her early.

BE! AGGRESSIVE! B-E AGGRESSIVE!

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/09/27(Sun)15:40 No. 52684 ID: 4553b2
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>He's going to try aggression against you and not make any mistakes. You need to respond in kind.
I'm playing Roselle, not Rastin.

I decide to play aggressively, and try to take her out before she can get a good position set up.

Turns out the purple deck is a slower deck. By trying to start aggressively, I weakened my late game position, and just don't have the early power I need to win. We play three games, and I win none of them.

RIP HIM APART, FLAY HIM ALIVE AND DISPLAY HIS RUINED CORPSE AS A WARNING TO ALL WHO WOULD DARE OPPOSE YOU!

Man, we don't know anything about pokemon. :(

>>52684
Does Rastin look... depressed? Has he not had his daily fill of trolling Hope yet or something?

Okay, can we get the fuck out of here now?

Look to him. "You really liked that job, didn't you? Why? It can't be just the power."

>>52697
He has not lost his job yet
However you should probably ask if you could talk to him after the game.

>>52693
I bet he has no friends.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/09/27(Sun)16:49 No. 52742 ID: 4553b2
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>Does Rastin look... depressed?
He looks kinda contented, if you ask me.

>Okay, can we get the fuck out of here now?
Sure, I've had enough getting my butt kicked at Pokemon.

"You really like this job, don't you? Why? It can't be just the power."

"Isn't it obvious?"

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/09/27(Sun)16:49 No. 52743 ID: 4553b2
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"The ones with the most freedom in this world are at the very top, or the very bottom. Up here, I can do whatever I want. And I really really like that."

Roselle: "It was nice playing you, Cora. Stop by again some time."

go back to your room, instead order him a thousand pizzas.

>>52743
"Maybe we can give freedom to everyone"

>>52784
No. Do not do this. Do not say this.

Mentioning anything of a half-conceived "revolution" to Rastin is only going to get you in uncomfortably hot water with Vresch. No good can come of engaging him like this.

>>52952
Agreed. I see no cause for a drastic change of our current plans.

Yet.

>>52767
This. A thousand times this.

Speaking of actions potentially causing risk, I've been thinking about what sort of summoned armor might provide the best protection and versatility. Some key points I've noticed:

1. Your summons seem to be mainly limited by your imagination and a general mass limit.
2. Summoned creatures can have at least rudimentary intelligence of their own.
3. Even if they look like normal creatures, summons do not have to have physiologies that render them vulnerable to poisons and drugs.
4. For reasons obvious enough that I'm sure you have no need of an explanation, any summons we suggest should be easy to draw.

I suggest starting with a big suit of muscles, chitin plates, and eyes. You'll be blind, so there's no reason not to cover all of your head completely, with a bone grill for breathing through. Give it 2 solid arms of it's own in addition to the hollow arms that fit over yours, and maybe a few tentacles with blades or claws on the end. If your armor looks creepy, you might be be able to scare people off without fighting. If someone's encroaching on your personal space, add spikes.

Y'know, I've been wondering. You told us in the beginning that you are unable to summon anything beyond a certain mass, but that you aren't sure what that mass is. You need to test this. Additionally, you need to train your abilities. Perhaps practice summoning defensive objects (such as steel walls) on reaction. These most recent visits have me quite nervous about your wellbeing.

The whole idea of creating weapons and armor for Coralina to fight with is just no good. She's had no training with moving or using them. After all, it's not like she can't just conjure a cage or something similar around any aggressor.

>>54784
We also need to have a goal for a creature to summon. I suggest we make it our goal to learn at least enough to summon a Tarrasque. I mean how many summoners can claim they summon the destructive force of godzilla in a CR 30 package.

Epilogue thingy Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/10/01(Thu)15:38 No. 55146 ID: 4553b2
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>I suggest starting with a big suit of muscles, chitin plates, and eyes. You'll be blind, so there's no reason not to cover all of your head completely, with a bone grill for breathing through. Give it 2 solid arms of it's own in addition to the hollow arms that fit over yours, and maybe a few tentacles with blades or claws on the end. If your armor looks creepy, you might be be able to scare people off without fighting. If someone's encroaching on your personal space, add spikes.
How does this look? The fibers hold the chitinous plates together, and I can switch which eye I am mindlinked to at almost anytime, so they aren't too much of a weak point. I wasn't sure where to put the spare arms, so I used tentacles instead. The tentacles can have blades or hands on the ends as needed.

>1. Your summons seem to be mainly limited by your imagination and a general mass limit.
Yup.

>2. Summoned creatures can have at least rudimentary intelligence of their own.
No, they don't. They have a direct telepathic link to me, and everything they do is done by me thinking about it. They have no intelligence of their own.

>3. Even if they look like normal creatures, summons do not have to have physiologies that render them vulnerable to poisons and drugs.
Correct.

>The whole idea of Cora fighting herself is no good
Excuse me? I can fight just fine, thank you. Better than that Nic fellow you keep throwing into direct conflict at every opportunity. I just haven't had a chance to show off yet. I lived in Apocalyptia for 6 years or so. There are plenty of threats out there, trust me.

>>55146
I like this.

>>55146
How many additional limbs can you handle at once?

Add crab-esque claws to the end of your tentacles.

>>55146
Make sure your armor has some eyes facing backward, upward, and downward. While you can't use them all at once, it would be easier for you to avoid getting surprised if you could rapidly and easily switch perspectives to below, above, and behind you.

>Excuse me? I can fight just fine, thank you. Better than that Nic fellow you keep throwing into direct conflict at every opportunity. I just haven't had a chance to show off yet. I lived in Apocalyptia for 6 years or so. There are plenty of threats out there, trust me.

Oh? I suppose that's why you got manhandled by a jumped-up pleasure princess?

>>55187
Because she kind of wanted it?

>>55188
I daresay she wouldn't have bothered summoning Mr. Banana's if she wanted it.

>>55189
She summoned Mr Bananas because we convinced her it was a bad idea. Knowing something is a bad idea, and thus preventing it from occurring, does not preclude wanting it.

>>55191
I also daresay that her specifically saying that she didn't want it, well before any of us could say anything to the contrary, means she didn't want it.

>>55195
Congratulations. You got me to reread that whole scene looking for that. Successful troll, apparently.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/10/01(Thu)18:23 No. 55246 ID: 4553b2
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Cora was manhandled because Naveen caught her off guard. Naveen managed to hold her down and manhandle her and all that because she is, get this, physically stronger than Coralina is. Cora, initially, did not think Naveen was a threat, nor did she want to hurt Naveen at any point. Well, she entertained the idea, but her logic said that it was a dumb thought.

Cora specifically said she didn't want it here: >>51190
Cora tried to get Naveen off of her here: >>51207
Cora ended up resorting to summoning a gorilla in a tuxedo to get her off here: >>51262

Cora resisted. Had she known she was going to be raped when she walked in, Naveen never would have pinned her. Just because Cora knows how to fight doesn't mean she's all that physically strong. She's a squishy sorceress.

I dig the new battle form. Considering how well it turned out, maybe we should come up with some others. A spider-suit for mobility and optional poisoning? Or a proxy we could send so as to avoid getting into trouble in the first place.

Alternately, since all of this could be taken from Cora if a fight goes badly, maybe she should hit the gym instead. It's no wonder she's a squishy sorceress if Mr. Bananas has done all the heavy lifting for the last five years.

>>55260
She should at the very least learn to summon more mass. (I still like the terrasque idea)
How would one go about learning how to improve there summons?

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/10/01(Thu)19:26 No. 55274 ID: 4553b2
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>proxy
Yeah, I can do that. Easily.

>>55146
Unless you're great at avoidance i'd suggest bulking up as much as possible. The more they have to get through to hit you, the better.

Hell you could go full cosmic horror style and become a ball of tentacles, eyes and mouths with a thousand teeth each.

>>55274
>MY OWN CLONE
>NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS

Cora, the boob size is wrong.

>>55274
Now if you could only learn how to repair that eye...

>>55278
Afraid it's true. Don't do that, it would make it easier to know which is the real one.

>>55278
yes, they are far too small.

Coralina!94Ud9yTfxQ 2009/10/01(Thu)20:00 No. 55309 ID: 4553b2
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>How would one go about learning how to improve their summons?
It takes... time. And practice. Lots of practice. Trust me, I've improved a lot in these 6 years. The chart here represents roughly the biggest things I could summon at given times. The reason I can't give you an exact amount for the largest thing I can summon is because I don't have any way to measure, and it depends on how tired I am. I can summon bigger things while I'm refreshed and have a clear mind.

>Make sure your armor has some eyes facing backward, upward, and downward.
There were eyes in the back, yes.

>Unless you're great at avoidance I'd suggest bulking up as much as possible.
I'm one of them dexterity based dodgy types, yes. Besides, that is already as bulked up as I can get it. I packed as much extra mass into the density of the chitinous plates as possible.

>>55309
I think that one was referring to your physical body spending time in the gym, building muscle - not your summoned armor, that is.

Ya know a summon of yourself would be a REALLY useful tool for when you come to power. You can make it so both your eyes work in the summon, and you will have a very realistic body double.

>>55274
> people complaining that the boobs are wrong when the clone also has two seeing eyes
To be honest, I had a familiar in mind, rather than a clone. You don't need to deceive anyone - you have important things to do, like pushups, or playing Raiden with Hope. Just tell people you're following another lead.