>>428393
Take her up on it, of course.

>>428396
Good idea, and perhaps play up the angle that helping the dragon helps the lich from getting bored.

>>428393
This girl is probably an illusionist too
It's too convenient for this to be a kobold here, not to mention the mammaries on a draconic breed.

Well she did touch the dispel stuff, but I dunno. If she's good enough of an illusionist, maybe she can fight the dispel effect if she's merely touching it.

>>428402
This. It may just be a male trying to pull the same trick we did on the goblins.

Oh and ask how the two of them communicated the plan before you even got there. It's not like any courier skeletons outran you. Must be some magical thingy.

Yapper 2012/07/02(Mon)19:32 No. 428408 ID: 44b4ea
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"I may just take you up on that! Does the Lich prank you too? In fact, I'd love to hear any stories you have about her! One thing I'm wondering, is how did the lich communicate to you so quickly?"
>"No, she generally doesn't prank me. Maybe tonight I'll share all kinds of stories, if you'd like. And to answer your question, we have communication devices."
"...oh. I guess I'm just a prankee. Yes, I'd love to hear stories about her. I also wonder if you would be willing to work with the Dragon for the same terms as the Lich? I'm certain there is business there."
>"No thanks, that seems like it could be problematic. Case in point, you ended up near nude for dealing with both of them simultaneously. Speaking of clothing, the armor doesn't appear instantly like it might with magic! For the time being, the clothes that may be the best fit for you might be my bedsheets."

>This may be an illusion
I am loathe to believe this, but I cannot deny the possibility! Yet, how, dear thoughts, am I ever to prove that this is no illusion?

>>428301
Right here, she was holding a magic dispelling herb. I assume that includes illusions?

She touched the herb when giving it to you, yeah?

She's not an illusion.

>>428408
Use your dick. As everyone knows, if an illusion can fool your dick then it may as well be considered reality.

>>428393
Awww ...for how nice she is being, we should really, REALLY make this "worth her while", if you catch my Suggestion. Why not spend the night, get to know one another, and make yourself more than just an ally!

Realized I was going to triplepost combined my posts


>>428408
Well. If we're using D&D mechanics, you could try and disbelieve it.

If not, ask about the illusion-dispelling herb, and if Potions of Remove Illusion are made from them, and suggest you'd like to purchase one just in case.

Given that Conjuration isn't Illusion, it probably isn't, so let's hope he/she is eager enough to correct you at length so you have an excuse to get your hands on one again.

And "a myriad" was never specified. Perhaps only from one "school" of magic, which happens not to include illusions. Or it only works on spells up to X level, and the illusion being used is higher level. Or she succeeded on a caster level check.


I'll admit it's unlikely, but paranoia is never bad when dealing with illusions. I'm aware of my hypocrisy; I didn't think it was as likely before as I think it is now.

Or the herb does nothing and she, the possible magic-user, was casting something like dispel.

Whatever you do, don't get a boner yet
Or is it too late for that and she just doesn't care?

And that bedsheets line, yeah, okay, she's laying the flirting on pretty strong herself. Calling you cute straight up is one thing, but suggesting covering you in bedsheets is too much subtext.

Maybe she is the lich.

>>428414
I agree with this flirting.

>>428429
Probably.

If she is, we should bone her anyway.

Actually, I'm considering not boning her unless she is the lich.

>>428408
The dragon said that the herbs were dumb and pointless. Ask her what the other stuff does; if she says they're all useful either the dragon lied or this lady is lying a lot.

Also I find it suspicious that she referred to the Lich as a 'her'. Ask what gave her the impression that the Lich is female, because so far only we have done that. Also ask if she knows what the Lich was in life.

Also the Lich knows you're a horndog so this would be something it would pull on you as a temptation. You should take this opportunity to NOT CARE AT ALL if it's a trick or not. Chase that fine piece of ass.

Oh yeah and ask her if there's a way to restore forgotten memories so that you can remember them.

>>428408
Look Story Seeker if it turns out she is the Lich, or that she has a dick, or both, you're just going to have to deal with that. There is no turning back now. That would make a better story anyway, so it's a win-win.

>>428453

Yup! No reason for such fears to really be on your mind. This is clearly just a hot lizard gal who's totally into you, and you're just getting squirrely from the pressure. Relax.

1/4 Yapper 2012/07/02(Mon)21:57 No. 428468 ID: 44b4ea
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>She was holding the herb
A rather boring method of proof, but it is proof enough.

>She might be the lich
Uhhh. Well, if she is, then I dare say that this changes little! But first...

"Hold on just a second! While I am perfectly willing to spend the night, I do have that business! For instance, what are the rest of these reagents for, anyway?"
>"Hm? Well, there are the dispellers, and some parts that are used in summons and illusions. Most of these herbs, stones and gems are very open ended, though. They could be for specific magic, or they could just be used as bits of raw energy."
"That so! I may want to purchase one of those herbs, or a potion of removing an illusion. And something else I was wondering, you said the lich was a 'she'. What gave you that impression?
>"I do know a thing or two about the lich! She used to be a female in life, although she doesn't talk about her mortal days much. You're starting to act like you're suspicious of me!"
"The truth is... I do not care! I am going to take that invitation to your bed, and by no means should that mean you are not free to join me!"

2/4 Yapper 2012/07/02(Mon)21:57 No. 428469 ID: 44b4ea
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So as it turns out, if any part of her was an illusion, it fooled all of my senses!

The night passes, and I mostly completely forgot to ask more about the Lich. Which is good, as that would be impolite to attend to one lady while asking her to talk about another! Unless this lady is that lady. In which case, I do not know where morality stands on such an issue. Probably poorly, Lich and all, but I care little about that!

3/4 Yapper 2012/07/02(Mon)21:58 No. 428470 ID: 44b4ea
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The morning comes all too soon, and she's still in bed. A soft poke reveals that she is already awake.

>"Good morning! You said you wanted to be a bard, right?"
"Mmmhmm."
>"I've always wanted to be a powerful mage, and live for a very long time. And when many decades would pass, I would look back and just think of where it brought me."

Something smells like --

4/4 Yapper 2012/07/02(Mon)21:58 No. 428471 ID: 44b4ea
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Oh. Oh.

I know I had my suspicions. I know I shouldn't be this surprised.

But this is not a sight I am going to forget very soon.

"And it would turn out it brought me next to a canoodling kobold, who wanted to learn so much about what kind of 'critter' I used to be, while perhaps not thinking that maybe liches might modify their bodies more on bone and corpse strength rather than looks."

This is clearly the best possible outcome.

Ask if there will be a round two.

>>428471

Best possible outcome.

Congratulations Story Seeker, you just boned an Immortal Dead Sorceress.

>>428473

Gotta go with this.

It's has just the right amount of quirk to get us out of this somewhat awkward situation without losing any points.

It also tests Story Seeker's stamina very well.

Well, if that was what she looked like in her prime, you now know that she is indeed not fat.

Congratulations. You may or may not wish to convey this information to her.

Also realize you just partook in necrophilia.

Compliment her corpse strength too. It sounds like it was quite impressive.

For a canoodling kobold you are not sufficiently canoodling. Cuddle up closer to her and turn your bardly snuggles to the maximum, and tell her you were hoping it was her.

>>428471
This woman is by far the most devious prankster in this entire world.
Of course it had to be a lich.
Glad to see that those with enormous power still have time to enjoy the little things in life.

Also whoever was using DnD logic, now you know why she did not change when she touched the herb.

Alter Self and Polymorph are Transmutations. Guess what Transmuters can do to fools gold.

>>428481
Or the herb actually does nothing and the lich just dispelled the armor herself.

>>428482

So does that mean that the Naked Man second success doesn't really count and we get that back?

Cool beans.

I freely admit I was slightly suspicious that you were the Lich so .... ready for round two?

>>428475
May as well go all in; You're neck deep already. Grin, and say you'd rather enjoy another go round on her "nostalgia trip." Now if only you had enough charm, charisma, and wits to convince her to take a roll or two of breath mints, chased with a bottle of mouthwash. ...Oh, and try not to think about STDs, and what necromancy might mutate them into, 'K.

Yapper 2012/07/02(Mon)22:42 No. 428486 ID: 44b4ea
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>Realize you partook in necrophilia
In dealing with a lich, there are far worse fates! That did not feel like a stiff, regardless, so it is a mere technicality.

"So, uh.... round 2?"
>"Haha! Sure. Eventually I should let the actual owner of the shop have his place back and wipe his memory."
"Er, right. And, you know, I had my suspicions it was you! Even hoped it was you, if I might say!"
>"I know. I was surprised about that, when I read your memory."
".. not that I mind, but I thought you needed permission?"
>"Yes, and you gave it. It was permission, not permission within the last frame of time."

She puts her, uh... face back on. While I would not have complained regardless, this is still appreciated!

"But first, I've went ahead and put the gold from your payment and fake gold sale in your sack. Altogether, it's 1800 gold. All yours. Well, I suppose a thousand of it goes to the drake. Any questions?"

I wonder how much she'll want you keeping this a secret, or if she's wants to have the tale amended.
Surely you're no kiss and tell, but you are a bard after all

You'll never be able to keep a secret from her now though, even without her lie stick.

>>428486
Oh wait, preferences in bed for an actual question to ask. Unless you actually asked them already, like a good gentleman should have.
Favorite position, foreplay, etc.

Well, I gotta say, you aren't doing bad for yourself. Getting lucky left and right, some crazy stories to tell, real armor, real money, and friends with a drake and a lich lover. As kobolds go you are suddenly pretty influential.

Don't let me distract you from your fun. Enjoy it.

did we ever get her name? Seems kind of rude to lay with a woman and not even get her name if you ask me, unless having it would give power over her...

>>428491
Not to mention that getting it from her gives you a bit more strength in the relationship.

Whatever happens, be sure to give her a kiss before she gets up!

>>428486
This story is ABSOLUTELY CRAZY now. Nobody will believe this. Nobody.

Ask if this means you are hers now. Can you still bed other women without getting your face melted? You are a bard, after all; this is an important question.

>>428491
Yes, it wouldn't be polite to do so again without knowing a name, if not her real one.

Yapper, considering your implied sexual prowess, is it true to say you didn't start this journey as a virgin? I'm just wondering who from your village would have taken you to bed, considering they all think you're near scum.

Welp. She can at least shift back and forth between her living and dead self. Ask what *other* magic tricks she knows.

In bed.

"Will this complicate our working relationship?"

What's your real name for one. Another rather important question is "What now?" in regards to... quite a number of situations really.

And are you now officially choosing the lich over the drake? Seems you kinda had a thing going with her, and kind-hearted prank war aside, I doubt they'd be willing to share.

>>428519
>>428512
>>428495
>>428491
Do all of these.

>>428519
>>428512
>>428495
>>428491
Do all of these.

>>428500
Oh yeah also, better make sure you can't get her pregnant, silly as that sounds. I mean, I don't know how polymorph works with pregnancy issues. Or maybe you used protection?

>>428486

"... You are WAY more fun to work with! Forget the drake, I'll work for you exclusively. Besides, if your upcoming prank is going where I think it's going, this will be too much fun to have to play both sides!"

You know, because the Lich really does seem like the nicer of the two, deep down. Also because even if it was just to prank you in the morning, most girls -- no matter HOW powerful or immortal -- don't just offer up their bed like that!

1/2 Story Seeker 2012/07/03(Tue)08:45 No. 428589 ID: 44b4ea
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>Have you chosen the Lich over the Drake
I don't know! The Drake can seem outwardly crass, but I would not abandon any hope that she is worth seeing what lies underneath. In any case, I am visiting her again regardless!

"So, uh, what's your name? If you don't mind saying, of course."
>"Zirkala."
"It's a nice one."
>"You're a bundle of compliments."
"By the way, I'm no kiss-and-tell, but might it be bad if I share this tale? I have suspect that no one would believe it, anyway!"
>"You're right, no one would. If you do, do me a favor and swap out names, places, even species and so forth just in case some bumbling fool actually is correct for some terrible reason."
"Consider it done! Also, I must ask a potentially awkward question!"
>"You are getting more comfortable around me than I might like, Story Seeker."
"Ah, well, I am wondering if you would believe that this means that you own me, in a sense of, am I allowed to lay wit -"
>"What am I, your girlfriend? This is a romp in a haysack, not marriage. I'm not going to be your clingy girlfriend, go do whatever out there."
"Last question! I notice you can shift back and forth between your living and undead forms. What other tricks do you know?" I am sure to make a movement down below to accentuate what I mean by this.
>"This form isn't living, it's a recreation. Secondly, my tricks are best done by demonstration."

2/2 Story Seeker 2012/07/03(Tue)08:45 No. 428590 ID: 44b4ea
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Some time later...
Well that sure was a demonstration.

>Did you start this as a virgin?
Certainly not! While the other kobolds may not like me greatly, that fact does not stand in the way all the time!

>Make sure to kiss her before she gets up.
Consider it done and then some.

>"It's time for us to get out of here. I've set your payment down. 800 gold for the pile of fake gold, I'm presuming that's going to the Drake. And for your services rendered, you may have another 800 gold for yourself. I'll also throw in the armor, non-magic this time, and have it delivered to you when you are ready. Until then, you look fine in bedsheets."

Which begs the question, what shall I spend my own gold on? There is little I need it for aside from luxuries, which do make me stand out more, and I would no object to giving some or all to the drake to further bolster her hoard.

Buy some clothes, give the rest to the drake.

Get a musical instrument of some kind, bards are supposed to be able to play music!
If possible, get it enchanted to it'll teleport to you if you lose it.

>>428590

First off, buy some nice gifts for everyone involved.

Then I'm in conflict if we should go repay the Goblin village, as I'm pretty damn sure that at least 7 female gobbos saw your masculine Kobold glory, and while we have cash it might be a good idea to make sure we don't get fucked over in the future.

Point out that she probably *didn't* need to bring you all the way here in order to seduce you. Although it *was* pretty kinky, and waking up next to her wearing her skull-head was an experience you'll probably never forget... Ahem. Kiss her, thank her for an amazing time, and politely offer that any time she wants a little more of your companionship, consider it done. And that extends beyond sex of course - she must not get many visitors, and the company of a bard isn't the worst possible company she could have...

Now, see if Zirkala can suggest any magic items that might be useful to you. She's almost undoubtedly the best person to give such assessments. The items that might be best would be those that would keep us out of trouble. Things that might lighten your load (so you can run faster), things that might just make you run faster directly, things that might make you more stealthy, etc. Maybe things that might make you have more charisma or be more convincing, but I have a feeling it's better for you to level-up your bardly charms without magic. Maybe something that enhances memory? It would be useful for storytelling, and if it worked while drunk, all the better...

Also, although you may not really be the magey type, ask if there's any, uh, special tricks that she could teach *you* how to do in bed...

Out of curiosity, ask her why you didn't see any lizardfolk women here. Do they stay inside the huts all day? And maybe get some tips on how to get the lizardmen to NOT kill you and/or rob you for your stuff, as almost happened at the front gate. In fact, you're a bard, why don't you tell her that story before you have to go past him? :)

It miiight be a good idea to go pay for that scroll. Maybe. Since (at least some of) the goblins know what you look like as a kobold. And it would be useful to possibly be able to interact with them in the future, without having to worry (more than usual) about being enslaved or killed.

You need a fine hat. It is somewhat traditional for proper Don Juan bards.

>>428590
Pay somebody to teach you the cantrip Summon Instrument.
Also, prestidigitation so you can always have things like flowers ready.

Well, you've got cash.

My suggestion, buy a lute, and find someone who'll teach you to play it (and maybe a few songs). You've got some good stories, now it's time to expand into the more traditional bardly fare.

Also, you need a hat. A broad one with a feather in it.

Yapper 2012/07/03(Tue)13:02 No. 428635 ID: 44b4ea
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>Pay for the goblin scroll
I most certainly will!

"While I'm flattered that you would consider me easy on the eyes in a bedsheet, I feel that I must purchase better! For instance, a hat, possibly with a feather, would be nice, as with a lute."
>"Where are we, young kobold? A human city? We are in the lizardman fort, you will find sufficient armor, weapons and survival tools, and little more."
"Oh, well then, maybe.. not. Also, I have been thinking I would like to learn a little magic! Maybe summon an instrument, a little prestidi... prestitidita... tion, and such!"
>"When I said it took months to learn how to form the tiniest candleflame around your finger, I was not exaggerating. At least, not for people who have no innate magic ability, such as yourself. You are ill suited, even if your intelligence doesn't provide a barrier. You want clothes like that, go to a human town. You want magic like that, I don't know what to tell you. If you just want potions or magic stuff, I'll sell you stuff I don't need. Later. Don't you have better things to do right now?"

"Of course, but I thought we didn't have time for a third go."

As grand as your aspirations may be, you still know precious little about the world. But you are the Story Seeker, so ask her where you would go to seek new stories. And then equip yourself towards that end. You may need to get a mount of some kind. And learn to ride, if you haven't yet. The drake can keep the change.

>>428641
That's getting kind of clingy

"If you ever want another round, I'll always be up for it."

To the Drake!

also >>428649

Just buy normal clothing. Then ask about getting the armor she was talking about. Depending on how long that'll take, Story Seeker can get the money back to the drake.

aww, he was upgraded to Story Seeker there briefly. Too much faffing about though, back to Yapper. Better get a move on.

>>428649
Even that's unnecessary.

"Yep! Later!"

Then you leave.

>>428635

"Yeah, I better get on that, but if you ever need something a lowly Kobold such as myself can do, please, don't hesitate to ask!"

No need to get affectionate. She doesn't seem to be in the mood anymore. Just give her a "Farewell Zirkala." or something like that when you leave.

Ask how much a potion or item of invisibility would set you back. That kind of thing is just pure story material. Also consider buying some better traveling gear. Going to a human city for some nice clothes might be a good idea after you've seen the Drake.

>>428635
I still feel the lich is our best bet. She showed herself willingly, unlike the drayk that sent us on several suicide missions.

In the long run, you can weigh it as "cute kobold girl as the occasional fling" or "pissy mini-dragon"

1/2 Yapper 2012/07/03(Tue)14:46 No. 428691 ID: 44b4ea
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"But something has been on my mind! Where have all the females been?"
>"They're more nomadic. They tend to be the ones that go out hunting, while the men defend and do the closer to home battles. And no, I do not recommend them, for what good that will do. They are as cruel as the men."
"Then I will no longer bug you, but I will be available! Farewell!"

And with that, I head off to the drake. I hear a thump when she opens the closet door while I open the front door. The less I know, the better!

>Ask about how much a potion or item of invisibility
I feel that I may have overstayed my welcome, but I will attempt to ask this at some point in the future!

>Ask about where one would go for stories
I will also ask of this in the near future, perhaps after I give the drake a visit.

2/2 Yapper 2012/07/03(Tue)14:47 No. 428692 ID: 44b4ea
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And to the drake!

"Good morning, Lady Dragon!"
>"You're back. I hope for more than just an illusion, considering that you've been gone all night. Why are... did you just go and sleep with more goblins or something?"

>>428692
"Lizardfolk this time actually."

Give her the gold. That might raise her spirits a bit, eh?

I suppose you could say I boned someone.

>>428692
"No. If you will recall, I was asking about lizardfolk illusions." And just leave it at that.

>>428695

Simply say no, and give the drake her money.

Yapper 2012/07/03(Tue)15:01 No. 428702 ID: 44b4ea
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"You could say that I boned a lizardgirl this time!"
>"Don't - don't actually say it, kobold, I don't want to hear about your bed life! I can smell the lizard and the goblins and the fish! Take a bath!"

I will save enough to pay for the goblin's scroll, and perhaps a spare set of clothes, plus enough for a good hat and instrument that I am sorely lacking in! But for the rest, I give it all to the drake.

It goes over quite well! Especially considering that perhaps I do need to bathe. In fact, I haven't eaten since leaving the fishing pond! I've been subsisting on goblin booze, which may explain a great deal.

>>428702
Bathe together

>>428704
Hahahaha.

... Yes.

>>428704
Yes.

Perhaps you should save a gold piece for some food then, unless you feel like more fishing.

1/2 Yapper 2012/07/03(Tue)15:28 No. 428716 ID: 44b4ea
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"But you are correct, miss Dragon! I am in requirement of a bath. Perhaps you would care to join me?"
>"... are you saying I need a bath, too?"
"Assuredly not! It is merely company while I clean myself off."

.....

>"Why not."

And so we end up in the very pond that I fish in! It does have a gentle current to it, so it is quite clean.

>"Thanks. I don't say thanks to many people, so appreciate it."
"Believe me, I do!"

2/2 Yapper 2012/07/03(Tue)15:32 No. 428718 ID: 44b4ea
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It looks like I won't go hungry, either.

>"I have to go now. The dragon illusion is only so convincing for so long if I leave it alone for too long. I want to enjoy my gold, too."

Perhaps then, I should head towards the Lich to wrap up any loose ends?

What loose ends? You don't want to annoy her by being too eager and she already mentioned that you where getting a bit too comfortable around her.

At the very least you can pick up that armor, however you shouldn't bother her with too many questions. Perhaps a good idea would be to ask her if theres a nearby human city that won't kill you on sight since you are in need of a hat and an instrument.

>>428718

Probably best to go pick pay for that scroll now.

Claim that you knew the dragon DID send you, but you figured she wouldn't pay anyway so you took it from your own funds.

So, y'know, tell the truth about the payment.

>>428721
We would probably need the goblin illusion for that.

Yeah drop by and pick up the armor but be quick.

>>428722

Well, we are right next to the dragon, if she asks why, claim that it's because we don't want our throat slit in the middle of the night.

So again, tell the truth.

Story Seeker - Chapter 1 End Story Seeker 2012/07/03(Tue)15:51 No. 428729 ID: 44b4ea
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>What loose ends?
Well, uh... I did have a couple more questions. And I can pick up the armor too, as to not bug her about it!

So I head off. After catching one more fish and wishing miss Dragon farewell.

"Hello, Zirkala! I hope I am not intruding!"
>"If you intrude, my guardsmen would have stopped you."Would you like to go for round 3?"
"Ah..."
>"No, no, I was kidding. I should have thought you would seriously consider that. What have you come for?"
"I figured I would spare you having to find me, since you're kind enough to give me that armor. I was also wondering if you happened to have magic items or potions that I could buy, should I have the money?"
>"Did you spend it all already? The answer is yes, regardless. I will let you browse what could be called my magic junk that lies in an uncomfortable state between being just valuable enough to keep and worthless enough to perpetually ignore."
"I am glad to hear it! And lastly, I am wondering, I have interest in leaving these caves and visiting the world. Do you know of any places that would be good to visit?"

>"Many. In fact, I am glad you stopped by. As you have likely figured, I do not actually need errands to be done so close to my territory. However, there are farther off caverns and above ground territories that I may have to pay mind to, and that lizardfolk territory was simply to see how well you handled yourself. I am pleased that you were not so foolish that you couldn't have seen it to be a prank when your armor was dispelled, but I am not so pleased to know how easy you are to get in the sack. Really, the only way I could have been more forward was to simply greet you with 'Hi, let's have sex.' This will be problematic.
>However! I was impressed that you were even suspecting that the lizard was me, and even more when you knew and did not care. Therefore, although risky, I will entrust you with legitimate errands. You will get your stories, and I will fund your journeys, and you will do various tasks, some easier than others. Furthermore, as I do not want to invest in you simply to have an embarrassingly pathetic fate, I have just finished smoothing things over with the goblins. The magic shop owner will accept your payment without attempting to punish you for the ill placed debt. So for today, rest. Do whatever it is you do. I will call on you later."

>>428729

I like her.

>>428731
As do I. Rarely do we get evil overlords who are so forward, honest, and willing to literally screw us instead of figuratively.

She is the best Lich.

>>428729
Ha ha! Awesome! Guess it's time to ask about what needs doing. Besides, perhaps we can get payment in the form of "magical junk" that can be bartered elsewhere...

amongst other things! Why yes, I DO plan to push this relationship! TG dating is go~

>>428770
She will call on us later. Let's not be thick.

Right then! The first thing we really need to do is go pay for that scroll. Now, everyone seemed to buy the cursed to turn into a kobold story who heard it, and more importantly, the shopkeeper didn't hear it. So... looks like we're going to have to go back to the drake and get that same disguise back, otherwise we're going to get hauled off as a slave or something.


After that though, how about some variety? Suit up with that fancy new armor, take what cash is left over, and go venturing out to the surface world and have some new adventures!

>>428806

Man, we had sex with, judging by the picture, SIX goblins.

I would think, them being gobbos, that stuff would get around rather quickly.

Threads ended folks.

>>428729
Out of curiosity, what did she tell the goblins? :V