elaborate on said pile of sorrows.

Indulge yourself in more self pity.

Janet!a1..dIzWW2 2012/06/05(Tue)19:51 No. 419055 ID: 067a04
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>>419017

Done.

>>418984

Janet isn't sure where exactly her troubles started. It might have been when she walked through her front door and into Crazy World™, her name for this world, which is crazy. So far she's seen nightmarebeasts, sandbeasts, goblins and, apparently, spontaneously man-eating bars. Yippee.

It could have been then, or it could have been when that creepy fox-kinda-dude sent nightmarebeasts after her and they chased her for like three days. It could also have been when she realized the nightmarebeasts weren't following her anymore, because she was in the desert and they had died of thirst.

Perhaps it was when the kindly desert-people who took her in were all eaten by giant sandbeasts and she was forced to run for another few days. She's gotten good at running.

It just might even have been when goblins captured her and were going to sell her into slavery, only to be interrupted by the sandbeasts, which she only barely escaped, yet again.

But Janet thinks it really all started when she got up that first, cheery little morning and decided to go for a walk.

Never again, Janet thinks. She will never go for a walk again.

Janet!a1..dIzWW2 2012/06/05(Tue)19:52 No. 419057 ID: 067a04
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>>418976

Janet!a1..dIzWW2 2012/06/05(Tue)19:53 No. 419058 ID: 067a04
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"Bartender my cup'sh empty get me another round."

"I think you've had enough."

"You're not the bossh of me.."

"I've never seen anyone get drunk off of water before.."

Janet is tired, and, apparently, cut off. What should she do?

>>419058
Set something on fire! That always helps.

Go for a walk.

Wait, you're tired. Go to your room. Back of the hall, behind that door.

>>419067
yes.

Janet!a1..dIzWW2 2012/06/06(Wed)19:19 No. 419408 ID: 067a04
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>>419061

Janet has seen enough fire for today.

>>419067
>>419068

Janet notes that her bed is oddly puffy.

She has no problems going to sleep.

Janet!a1..dIzWW2 2012/06/06(Wed)19:20 No. 419411 ID: 067a04
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Janet isn't sure, but she thinks she might be sleeping on a wizard. Maybe.

She is not exactly sure how to proceed.

what did you do last night? do you remember?

>>419411
The obvious thing to do in this situation is to eat his heart to gain his power.

>>419426
Eat his semen you say? I find this acceptable.

>>419431
It's the only way to be sure he won't fireball you when he wakes up.

Huh? He was there yesterday? To avoid embarrassment, hit first and ask questions later. I heard that western wizards are pretty weak against punches and kicks. Also, take his hat. He's bald and that's pretty sad for someone with almost-cosmic semi-phenomenal powers.

>>419411
Very carefully get up and leave.

go back to sleep, the old dude probably won't mind at all.

>>419411
Janet's the second one in bed, so she gets to be the big spoon.

Best let her sleep it off before she does anything mentally strenuous.

Janet!a1..dIzWW2 2012/06/09(Sat)23:41 No. 420321 ID: 067a04
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>>419426

Janet is fairly sure that that's not proper morning behavior, even in Crazy World™!

Still, she would like magical powers..

"Mmph? Huh? Sorana, is that you?"

"AAAAAAA I WASN'T GONNA EAT YOUR HEART, HONEST!"

"Whoa! Okay. Wait. Hold on. Stop for a second. Who-?"

Janet!a1..dIzWW2 2012/06/09(Sat)23:42 No. 420323 ID: 067a04
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The door slams inward, and three men shuffle in.

"Aghhh, it is too damn early for this.. Howdy, folks. The name's Kylos Korentho, Wizard Detective. Well, that's my name. Your names are not disclosed in the warrant, because you are, respectively, a wizard and a teenage girl I do not care about."

"Wait. You can't be a wizard. Wizards don't use names."

"No, dumbass, I'm a Wizard Detective. That means I Detect Wizards."

"Oh."

"I am also a wizard, though."

"What!"

"Oh, for the love of.. Look, I haven't broken any laws by it. You've broken some laws, though. Must've had a wild time yesterday. I've never seen so many charges racked up in one night. Kidnapping a child, pissing on a house on the other side of the continent, dropping a penny at terminal velocity.. This is all pretty damning stuff."

"What? I didn't.. Well, I did kidnap Clarence, but I didn't do any of the other stuff."

"Uh.. Huh. I wouldn't have picked that one to admit to. Look, only the Master of the Scrambling Stair could pull any of that off."

"Well, I am the Master of the Scrambling Stair, but.. Oh, that dick. Look, my tower's been stolen, so.."

"..I guess that makes you negligent, too! Anyway, I gotta read you your warrant, so, ahem.. 'Cheese Wizard, Third of the Seven Wizards of the West and until recently Master of the Scrambling Stair, due to excessive criminal activity, including twelve counts of culinary manslaughter, eleven counts of ..' Whoa, this list is looooong. Tell you what, I'll just skip this part. If you really want to read it, you can do that later. Let's see, 'befouling the land', 'delicious arson', yadayadayada.. '..and seven counts of unconscionable nudity. You have therefore had your duties revoked, your titles stripped, and your humiliation turned manifold. You are to be executed on sight by the bearer of this warrant.' Hey, that's me! Guess you won't get to read your charges after all. Oh well!"

Janet isn't sure what to make of all this, or what she should do. Help!

"then you wont be ready for the GUARD GOLEM IN ROOF!" and when he looks up grab the girl and blow this pop stand out the window.

> Janet
Hey, girl. Listen, you're totally screwed. Trust me on this.

You see this detective? He will try to deceive you with some nice cop small talk, just to throw you in a pit filled with rat urine, sell you as slave to a slave of a slave prostitute, or make you drink five liters of Cold Stone PB&C shake. Daily.

This Crazy World™ is against you, everything will go wrong in the worst way imaginable. It's past time for you to face this fact. However, you've had enough! Let's retaliate in kind! Goodbye good old extremely bulliable Janet, hello Janet, horror and terror of multiverses! You see this cheesy wizard? He's a fool who can't tie his own shoes. Still, he got them Wizard Powers! You can use him!

Gather all the rage and contempt you have for this Crazy World™! Everything! Go crazy, girl! Start laughing maniacally! Everyone was so easily fooled! You're the master mind behind all these incidents! This wizard!? Just a bunch of rags! And now, for your most magnificent number...

Tell the Cheesy Wiz to abuse pyrotechnics, the most flashy and loud kind. You two flee while these idiots are confused.

> Cheese Wizard
Yo, cheesy dude. Listen, you're totally screwed. Trust me on this.

However, you're lucky this time! You see this girl? She survived everything that this Crazy World™ threw against her! All of them! Just shut up and obey everything she says!

>>420323

"Hang on a second, who WROTE this warrant? And how the hell did it come together so fast?"

>>420323
Ask him if he's really going to kill an innocent man. Well, aside from the kidnapping. Doesn't the fact that he's not sleeping in his tower indicate that he's telling the truth about not having ownership of it anymore?

summon them binding tentacles of uncomfortableness.

>>420323
The fool, he's stepped right into your (temporary) lair!
Rebuke him with all your might! (not fatally. You're far too powerful to just murder people )

Seems you're stronger than him, since he admitted you're the only one who could have pulled it off.


Devour him.

Janet!a1..dIzWW2 2012/06/15(Fri)00:28 No. 422410 ID: 067a04
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>>420362

"Who came up with this warrant?"

"The Grand White Wizard. He must have something against you; he got it ready in record time."

"Oh, come on. How long a guy hold a grudge?"

"Probably not very much longer, seeing as you'll be dead!"

>>420491
>>420454
>>420325

"Hey, you said earlier you couldn't do what I can. You admitted you were weaker!"

"More like I admitted to not owning an infinitely tall multi-dimensional tower, which is kinda important for most of the stuff you did. But, hey, if you wanna think you're more powerful, go ahead! In fact, I insist on it. Why don't you just trounce me now? Get it over with?"

"Maybe next time. I got things to do, and you gotta deal with that guard golem in the roof."

"What?"

>>420356

You're right! Janet has had enough of loafing around or running! She is going to take charge, she is going to kick some ass, and most of all-

Janet!a1..dIzWW2 2012/06/15(Fri)00:29 No. 422411 ID: 067a04
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-most of all, she is going to start screaming an hour from now when she realizes what was happening an hour ago.

"Sure, run, nobody's ever tried that before! It is still too early for this. You think anyone would mind if I just slept here for an hour or two?"

"Uh, I don't think the White Wizard would be happy if you did."

"Yeah, he probably won't be. Wake me when you can see all of the sun."

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/06/15(Fri)00:29 No. 422412 ID: 067a04
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Ow! Geez. What's her problem?

Anyway, looks like we'll be safe enough in the woods until we plan where to go next. Speaking of which, I should probably go do that.

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/06/15(Fri)00:31 No. 422414 ID: 067a04
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What? This map is awful! All it has are the Seven's Towers. It doesn't even have any of the cities or forests or, or anything! Well, at least it's a pop-up. I love pop-ups.

Well, let's see what our options are. The Mirror in the Meadows is a pretty lame place, and the same can be said of its Master, Freeze Wizard. The Mirror is a giant frozen lake, and Freeze Wizard is kind of a clingy, boring guy. He wouldn't rat us out if we went to him, though, so there's that.

The Pendulum of.. Prox? Weird. I always heard that it was just called 'The Pendulum'. Huh. Well, anyway, it's supposed to tell the future. The Master of the Pendulum is Gravity Wizard. He's amiable enough, though kind of touchy and terribly paranoid. Not sure how he'd greet me. Haven't seen him in a while.

The Border Spire is the tallest mountain in the West, and the main wall against the East. The East is strange. It doesn't follow the same... rules as the West. I've only ever seen it from far up on my tower. It's vibrant, alien.. Hard to describe. They don't even have the same gods there. Hard to imagine a world without Woil. Anyway, the Master of the Border Spire and the entire Dividing Spine is the Wizard of the East. He's as odd as anything from over there, and though I've never seen him in person, I've heard bizarre rumors as to his identity. Still, he's far away and on top of a mountain, so he would probably be the hardest to visit.

The Well of Sparks is.. Well, it's like a well, but with fire instead of water. Not a pleasant place, and neither is Heat Wizard, the most brutally intense guy I've ever met. Going to him for advice.. Well, he certainly knows stuff. He's probably the smartest of the Seven. I'm not sure he'd receive me with open arms; we were never really close. But if I wanted information, he'd be my best bet.

The Door is one of the most terrifying things in the universe, I don't care what anyone says. I won't discuss it. Besides, Gnoll Wizard is the Master of the Door, and I really doubt he's gonna stop being a dick for a change just because I dropped by. I've never heard of anyone visiting him. He's probably not the most pleasant host.

Woil's Ring.. Hm. It's a bunch of interlocking towns surrounding the main church of Woil. It's also the center of all magical activity in the West, and the home of the Grand White Wizard of Woil, who rules it with the 'will of Woil', whatever that means. Honestly, it seems like he does whatever he wants and blames Woil for it. He's stubborn and snobbish, but he knows the most about Woil and her history, and if I want to contest the warrant, I'll have to go to him. If I fail to contest it, he'll probably straight-up kill me then and there. He's the most powerful wizard in the world, and I'm not.

Any of these places could be a good start or a bad end.

> cheesy exposition fairy
Damn, you babble almost as much as I do! Thanks for the info, though! That's all I need from you right now!

> Janet
Janet! Wake up! Sorry, everything is my fault! My motivational speech was far too long! I forgot to warn you, you will need speed reading!

Listen to me, I found the source of your problems! Woil! Yes, the goddess! She who controls this world! She wants to make a Janet scarf! What can you do against a goddess, though!? Do not despair, you're not alone! I have a plan! You will need to meet six out of the seven wizards! One is this old geezer, but just him isn't enough! The Mirror in the Meadows is your first destination! Go meet the Freeze Wizard! He's no big deal, but you need start at the bottom!

I'm tempted to say Heat Wizard, but it's probably best to go see Mr. Freeze.

the fire dude. also, something something temperature-related pun.

i am a wimp and i say we go see the freeze wizard.

We should visit the Freeze Wizard first mainly because we need a walking air conditioner before we try our luck with the Heat Wizard.

Just don't tell this to him.

Always nice to talk things over with people you can trust, particularly if you aren't sure how keen a mutual acquaintance would be about seeing you. Icy it is.

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/06/24(Sun)06:03 No. 425535 ID: 067a04
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"Righto, we're off to see the Freeze Wizard!"

"What? Whoa, wait a sec, buddy. I don't even know you!"

"Yeah, but I saved you from Kylos, and also that man-eating bar which totally existed."

"Yeah, by pulling me out a window and almost setting me on fire, respectively. I mean thanks, I guess, but being around you doesn't seem to be the safest way to pass the time."

This is bad. I don't know these woods, but forests in general tend to be pretty unsafe. Even in the best cases, you're bound to trip over a cacodemon or two. I don't much like to think of what the worst case would be.

I can't leave her here.

Who were we kidding? Maybe in death you can find peace, Janet.

> I can't leave her here.
Why not?

those trees look hungry.

"Lady, whatever I could do to you is NOTHING compared to what'll happen if you go off by yourself around here."

>>425603
Hardboiled as fuck.

Janet!a1..dIzWW2 2012/06/27(Wed)15:27 No. 426786 ID: 067a04
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>>425542
>>425603
>>425701

"Lady, whatever I could do to you is nothing compared to what'll happen if you go off by yourself around here. But whatever, I'm leaving. Find peace in death and whatnot."

"Um, thanks?"

"See ya."

Janet!a1..dIzWW2 2012/06/27(Wed)15:29 No. 426787 ID: 067a04
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>>425601

They certainly do.

...

*crunch*

Janet!a1..dIzWW2 2012/06/27(Wed)15:31 No. 426789 ID: 067a04
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"You know I wanna apologize and say I would love to leave these woods and travel with you to visit whatshisface and leave these woods so let's go!"

"Uh, okay."

"So, which way do we go?"

"I don't know."

"What? But you brought us here!"

"Doesn't mean I know where we are."

"You are the worst wizard ever."

"You know what? Maybe this was a bad idea. Why don't we split up? We can cover more ground that way."

"That makes no sense."

"Your face makes no sense."

...

Shine a light on it.

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/06/27(Wed)15:38 No. 426792 ID: 067a04
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"...And your hat is just, just, just the stupidest piece of clothing I've ever seen!"

"Your face is the- hey, look. Someone to ask for directions."

"Seriously? Seriously."

"What?"

"Look, I've only been at this a few days now, and, granted, those few days were an extremely deep barrel of pain and confusion which I still somehow managed to end up on the bottom of, but, I mean, just think for a second. Tunnel made out of creepy trees which gets unnaturally darker and darker as it goes on, and a creepy, not quite visible figure at the end of it. How is following this path a good idea?"

"Hey, the darkness isn't unnatural, it's just getting dark. We've been lost all day. And just because we can't quite see the guy doesn't mean he's some abomination from the nightmare bowels of the earth. He's probably just some gardener or something. Even if he isn't, I'm a wizard."

"Yeah, but you're the worst wizard ever. You can't even wizard us out of here."

"Hey, I could! I just don't want to piss off any pixies or nymphs or whatever by messing with the forest. Getting jinxed sucks."

"Well, fine then! You decide what to do, Mr. Wizard!"

"Okay. I will."

Whiny bitch.

See? This is why you are at the mercy of everything, Janet. You expect things to be resolved by themselves or someone to intervene. Go there, ask for directions. If anyone or anything gets in your way, SLAP THE FUCK OUT OF THE MOTHERFUCKER!

>>426792
Walk up to the thing like you own the place, and call to him loudly... speaking loudly also means you don't have to walk quite as close to be heard. Ask him who he is and to get some directions out of here.

Hey, wizard, go talk to him. Be more of a man than that... woman. Hm.

Also, completely fail to realize that it's actually just more trees.

yeah, shine some light on the guy.

out of your nipples.

>>426978
Yes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQZuo1HOLro

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/06/28(Thu)09:52 No. 427019 ID: 067a04
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>>426791
>>426978
>>426989

Sorry, but pixies and nymphs are legendarily stuffy about their forests. Even making a light could be jinx-worthy in their eyes, or lack thereof. Still, filing that under 'good ideas' for later. Heh, nipple lights. Gonna be classic. Anyway, it looks like this guy brought his own light.

>>426939
>>426799

Doesn't look like a tree to me. Anyway, talkin' time.

"Hey! We're kinda lost. Do you know the way out of these woods?"

He's not talking.

"I mean, seriously, just point us in the right direction. You don't even have to say anything."

Now, I may not be the most social wizard around, but this guy's putting me to shame.

"..Okay, so point us in the wrong direction. Just, y'know, make a guess. Show some effort."

"..Mmm?"

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/06/28(Thu)09:53 No. 427020 ID: 067a04
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"Oh, were you talking to me? I'm sorry, I was asleep. Hi!"

...Huh.

"Your face is broken!"

What is it? Its beard is better trimmed than yours. Seriously, when will you take care of this swab? Anyway, you woke it, apologize and ask for directions.

>>427020
Say hi, and ask who he is.

No time to chat, we need directions!

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/06/29(Fri)11:48 No. 427395 ID: 067a04
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>>427023
>>427030
>>427051
>>427054


"Uh, hi. Sorry for waking you. What are you?"

"What am I..? Hm. Well, I am, more or less, exactly me."

How informative. "Your face is broken."

"My face? You saw my- Oh. This. It's a hat."

"Oh. Okay. Well, anyway, I haven't got time to chat. Do you know the way out of these woods? Oh, and what's your name?"

"You're lost too, huh? I've been here for a while, now. Don't know how to get out, myself. And I don't really remember my name. It's been too long since I've used it. Maybe it'll come back to me in a bit!"

"Great. That's.. That's fabulous."

"Sorry!"

Well now what do I do?

Okay, so now you grab both of them, impenetrable shield, then fly your ass out of there as fast as possible to get away from those little pixie bitches.

Where's Janet? She said nothing.

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/07/27(Fri)22:32 No. 437033 ID: 067a04
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>Where's Janet? She said nothing.

Janet is sort of standing generally behind me. I turn to look at her, and that guy follows my gaze. He jumps up and makes his way over.

"Have we met before?"

"I really, really doubt it."

"Well then, it's time for introductions. My name is... Ucekavio! Hah! I remembered! What about you?"

"Uh.. I'm Janet. Pleased to meet you, I guess."

"Janet? That's insane!"

"...Thanks?"

Janet doesn't look like she's particularly enjoying talkin' with Ucekavio. Whatever. It's go time.

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/07/27(Fri)22:40 No. 437039 ID: 067a04
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>Okay, so now you grab both of them, impenetrable shield, then fly your ass out of there as fast as possible to get away from those little pixie bitches.

Well, I can't cast spells or grab people while bein' all impenetrable. It just doesn't work. But I've got a few tricks up my Wizard Sleeves. And by 'tricks', I mean them Wizard Powers.

"I don't mean to alarm you, but your hand is glowing."

"Don't worry. Everything is under control."

"Are you sure? That doesn't look very-"

"Relax! I know exactly what I'm doing."

I have no idea what I'm doing. All I know is that this spell is gonna go off in three...

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/07/27(Fri)22:41 No. 437041 ID: 067a04
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Two...

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/07/27(Fri)22:41 No. 437042 ID: 067a04
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One.

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/07/27(Fri)22:42 No. 437043 ID: 067a04
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"Could... could you always do that?!"

"...Definitely. RUN!"

"What are you running from?"

"I think it's time to go. Quickly, if you don't mind!"

"Seriously, what's the rush?"

"Pixies."

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/07/27(Fri)22:44 No. 437044 ID: 067a04
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"Pixies?"

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/07/27(Fri)22:44 No. 437045 ID: 067a04
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"Yes, Janet."

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/07/27(Fri)22:56 No. 437050 ID: 067a04
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"Pixies."

Oh shit that one can see us!

Shoot them with Magic.

RUN.

Throw away everything you have. Coins, artifacts, accessories, souvenirs, whatever. Any of you have a ribbon?

cast napalm.

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/08/17(Fri)00:19 No. 444148 ID: 067a04
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>Shoot them with Magic.

Normally an amazing plan and one which I follow often, but Pixies are immune to magic! This is why the damned things still exist. Well, also because there are a lot of them.

>RUN

This too is an amazing plan and one which I follow often! Let's go with this.

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/08/17(Fri)00:20 No. 444149 ID: 067a04
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Right, it's been a few miles and a few hours.

We're in the thick of the Meadows, kicking back in the abandoned tower of Arlotithe. Arlotithe was some wizard from a few generations ago who bit off more than he could chew and ended up exploded. Too bad for him, but great for us, since it's dark and the others are tired and stuff.

We haven't seen the pixies for a while, but that doesn't mean we've lost them. Since wizards don't sleep, I'll keep watch, but that still leaves us with a problem...

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/08/17(Fri)00:23 No. 444150 ID: 067a04
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I'm bored as shit. All my usual entertainment is back in my kickass tower, and I haven't been outside in years. How do normal people amuse themselves? The others are still awake, so I could talk to them, I guess. Otherwise, I got nothin'.

How 'bout you? Have any ideas?

Practice your magic, so you can get powerful enough to beat Gnoll Wizard, that dick.

Or, make a temporary clone of yourself and play a game of wizard's chess against him.

Magic yourself up some temporary shelter.

See which of you can do the most backflips. Near the window. I promise this is amusing and time killing. Or I guess you could try digging for magic relics outside. Exploded wizard towers have tons of those.

> Otherwise, I got nothin'.
Shut it, you got them Wizard Powers. Besides, you can always meddle in the affairs of mortals (i.e., scare the shit out of Janet, again). Or play Truth or Dare.

Cheese Wizard!a1..dIzWW2 2012/08/23(Thu)16:24 No. 446672 ID: 1e31a4
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>>444170
>>444374

Hmm.. Magical clone-chess? Searching for magical relics? Backflips? Seems like a plan. I'll do that. It should keep me occupied through the night, at least. Thanks.

Dreamless!a1..dIzWW2 2012/08/23(Thu)16:35 No. 446676 ID: 1e31a4
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He stood still, body at rest, mind at work. He begged himself for questions, hoping that he might be able to provide the answers.

>>446676
What are you?

what's wrong with your faaaaaace

Dreamless!a1..dIzWW2 2012/08/23(Thu)17:31 No. 446695 ID: 1e31a4
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>>446689

He knows eyes allow vision. He knows vision requires eyes. He could see, and so he knew he had eyes. He could see beyond the ability of two stationary eyes, however, and so an unending ocular flux was required. Eyes adorned his face like ripples on a pond, being a part of it and yet never in quite the same configuration.

>>446683

He didn't have all the pieces, and from the image the incomplete puzzle formed, he wasn't sure he wanted to finish it. The most he had pulled from the puzzle was a name- Ucekavio. The only one he knew. It must be his. Other things bubbled to the surface, but he popped the bubbles, unsure of whether he truly wanted to know.

Sometimes, lines of uneven parallels and eyes which stared through him and within danced across his myriad vision, but he tried to pay them little heed. It wasn't fear exactly, but a dreadful knowing which stayed his mind and held shut the most important eye of all.

>>446695
Where did you come from?

What's insane about Janet being named Janet?

So what are the haps?

Janet!a1..dIzWW2 2012/08/29(Wed)07:55 No. 449136 ID: 067a04
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>>446700

Janet doesn't think anything's particularly insane about her name! It's pretty ordinary, actually. Although this is Crazy World, so who knows?

Janet!a1..dIzWW2 2012/08/29(Wed)08:00 No. 449141 ID: 067a04
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>>448975

The haps is that someone ran around the old abandoned tower setting up magic lights. Janet thinks this would be more helpful if they weren't just about everywhere, if they came with an on/off switch, and if they weren't eye-explodingly bright.

As it is, she's finding it difficult to sleep!

Seeing as someone went off without an explanation recently, it looks like Janet is going to have to somehow put the lights out herself, or figure out some other way to get to sleep.

Any ideas?

Try using water?

>>449141
Clap your hands. Obviously they are clap-on, clap-off.

Is there any way you could cover it up? If it's not solid enough to cover with a blanket or something, maybe try moving some stuff to block out its light.

>>450031
Good idea. If worst comes to worst, she can just cover it up with her shirt.

cover YOURSELF up. specifically, your eyes... with a blindfold.

Janet!a1..dIzWW2 2012/09/24(Mon)14:52 No. 457598 ID: 067a04
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>>450031

Mission success! Janet was able to find a worn old blanket and cover the light. It has dimmed considerably! She feels victorious.

With that done,

Janet!a1..dIzWW2 2012/09/24(Mon)14:53 No. 457599 ID: 067a04
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Janet!a1..dIzWW2 2012/09/24(Mon)14:53 No. 457600 ID: 067a04
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Janet!a1..dIzWW2 2012/09/24(Mon)15:07 No. 457607 ID: 067a04
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~CHAPTER END~

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