and so a yeti wanders into an open field and finds an object off screen that mesmorizes him- what do.
get thing
Stand still and continue staring at it.
get eet get eeet!
make it come towards you with your brain.
the yeti does all the things, and it ends up in yeti's mouth. It is hard as rock and makes strange wumble mumble noises. It is not tasty, what does a yet do with such a non tasty thing?
use it to attract mate.
j-j-j-jam it into your forehead. gain magical gem powers.
It would be very neat to attract a mate with a fantastically powerful and devistating gem-ray. Yeti takes the thing and raises it high to yeti's forehead, But what should yeti attack with his new gem-ray?
test on tree
If no trees, then watch the world burn.
Yeti does not find a tree but he does happen upon a female ent, Pew pew goes the gem-ray as the yeti's attempt to set the ent on fire fail. Alot. This also does not seem to attract the attention of any elligable mates- but it does feed the yeti's love for causing mayhem. Now what else should the yeti use the gem-ray on?
okay, now find the alpha yeti and best him in combat with it, thus earning you all his females.
>>415903 YES.
THAT FUCKING MOON KILL THAT FUCKER DEAD
Find and locate Rage Ring.
And so the yeti attacks and defeats the alpha yeti and gets all the females. Now the yeti is happy and all things have been done for the day. The End