>>45366
"I suppose you find your loss"
*sunglasses*
"Shocking?"
YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>45366
"I bet you didn't see that one coming."

Brass 2009/09/16(Wed)01:09 No. 45369 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45368

Aw yeah.

Now that you've got the quip quipped, you might want to go find out what that was all about.

>>45368
This one, followed immediately by
>>45367

Also, its not so bad. We just need to find a way to make sure he can't laser beam us during interrogation, then attempt to zap him back to consciousness like we did with our dapper friend, Lord Octopuissance.

Also:

We are the best. Superhero. Ever.

Brass 2009/09/16(Wed)01:25 No. 45373 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45370

That's a good idea, but what can you block it with?

>>45373
What do we have? If we had a small pocket mirror of some sort, I would suggest affixing it directly over his third eye. We have that length of metal wire, which we might be able to use to restrain him and zap him if he tries to break free. We could also lay him on his stomach while tied up and keep our boot against his head to ensure he can't turn it to look at us.

Brass 2009/09/16(Wed)01:38 No. 45375 ID: ea9bdd
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Whatever you use, the result will have to wait 'til later.

Suggestion 2009/09/16(Wed)21:56 No. 45736 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45374

You don't have a pocket mirror on hand, but you could probably get one pretty quickly. You'd have to leave the triclops to get it, though.

The other two ideas seem sound. Should you try one of them or go for the mirror?

Oh yeah namefield.

>>45736
Stay, flip him on his back, boot on back.

You don't know how long he will be out, after all.

Brass 2009/09/16(Wed)22:17 No. 45744 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45740

You tie him up and keep a foot planted firmly on his back.

You could wait for him to wake up or zap him awake.

>>45744
give him a zap...but first make his face look funny with perminant marker.

>>45747
The real reason to have a utility belt.

1/2 Brass 2009/09/16(Wed)22:32 No. 45753 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45747

It's a good thing you have that marker. Not only can you draw stunningly accurate renditions of crime scenes, you can also make interrogations a lot more hilarious!

Brass 2009/09/16(Wed)22:32 No. 45754 ID: ea9bdd
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Hopefully this guy won't voip back into the timestream.

Well who would voip into the timestream looking like such an idiot. Clearly our plan is full proof.

Now ask him why he tried to kill you. (and try to remind him of his failure as much as possible)

Brass 2009/09/16(Wed)22:44 No. 45758 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45757

He isn't saying anything.

>>45758
Ask him if he's mute if yes tell him to nod his head if nothing tell him he's a dick who needs some hair and begin to draw some hair on his head with the marker. (clearly the most brilliant torture technique)

Brass 2009/09/16(Wed)22:53 No. 45760 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45759

You ask if he is mute. He says nothing.

As you start to draw hair on his head, he asks you if you are a good citizen.

So he can talk.

>>45760
try to keep the topic focused on him
"I don't think your in a position to ask questions, besides whats it too you?"

(Sorry, looks like I'll have to cut out early.)

>>45760
"I like to think I am a good citizen. But since you attacked me, you can't be a good citizen, and everyone knows good citizens are allowed to use marker on bad citizens."

Brass 2009/09/19(Sat)17:16 No. 47523 ID: 97b54b
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>>45763

He does not respond to your impeccable use of logic. Instead, he asks you if you have any evidence of how reputable you are.

>>47523
I'm running around in this getup in broad daylight and no one's made a beef with me, so I must be a superhero.
And superheroes are automatically good citizens.

1/4 Brass 2009/09/19(Sat)18:00 No. 47543 ID: 97b54b
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>>47527

After you say that, he-

Actually you have no idea what he's doing.

Brass 2009/09/19(Sat)18:01 No. 47544 ID: 97b54b
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what

Brass 2009/09/19(Sat)18:02 No. 47546 ID: 97b54b
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WHAT

Brass 2009/09/19(Sat)18:03 No. 47548 ID: 97b54b
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YOU ARE SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW

>>47548
Check around you, if no one is present, then book it in a random direction.
If there is someone threatening, book it, then circle back around to figure out what they're up to.

Brass 2009/09/19(Sat)18:32 No. 47558 ID: 97b54b
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>>47553

You appear to be in a swamp of some sort.

There's no one you can see, but there's some sort of old shack up ahead.

>>47558
Sneak around back and check for windows.

Brass 2009/09/19(Sat)18:48 No. 47569 ID: 97b54b
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>>47564

You found a window.

At least, you are fairly certain that it is a window.

From the front of the house, a woman's voice asks if there are any guests out there.

"Yessum"

Brass 2009/09/19(Sat)18:59 No. 47579 ID: 97b54b
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>>47574

The voice urges you to come in.

When you look around to the front of the house, the door is open. No one is there, and it's too dark to see into the house.

Man, your day is getting really weird.

>>47579
Don't go in.
Climb a tree outside and look in the window.

>>47579
Shoot a lightning bolt through the door frame before entering.

Create an arc of lightning between two of your fingers to make light.

Brass 2009/09/19(Sat)19:06 No. 47592 ID: 97b54b
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>>47582

The view doesn't look much different from up here!

1/2 Brass 2009/09/19(Sat)19:23 No. 47602 ID: 97b54b
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>>47590

Before you go into this darkened doorway, you need a little light.

Brass 2009/09/19(Sat)19:25 No. 47604 ID: 97b54b
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...




...




...This is the WEIRDEST day.

Zap her. Quickly.

>>47605
Now now, that would be rude.

Introduce yourself. Ask who she is.

1/2 Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)19:50 No. 47611 ID: 97b54b
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>>47605

AAAAAAAAHHHHH SKULL HEAD WITH BOOBS ZAP IT ZAP IT ZAP IT

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)19:52 No. 47612 ID: 97b54b
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The skullfaces woman makes a circle in the air and your lightning is deflected by some sort of... line of chalk thing.

The woman tells you to calm down, child. After all, you are her guest,

Guest. With a period at the end.

Ask her for her name. Do not give her your name unless she asks.

Brass 2009/09/19(Sat)20:33 No. 47633 ID: 97b54b
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>>47617

She tells you she's had many names. She has been spoken of as Suzoo Roo, she has been worshiped as Lady Lavaeu, and she has been cursed as Nzambi's Witch.

Nowadays, however, she prefers that you call her...

Madame Voodoo.

>>47633
Ask Madam Voodoo if she is one of those voodoo people who uses dolls, or if she is one of those voodoo people who uses names, or if she is one of those voodoo people who uses potions and powders and stuff. Because if she is a name used you aren't going to tell her your name is Assault and Battery, because that would be dumb of you.