Platformasaur 2012/04/23(Mon)05:08 No. 403594 ID: 78c391
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>> Start.
>> chose character.
>> give name.

>> manhips
>> you know which one

Female

female

oh and name, darleen

Too many girls.

Going with male.

He will be Leon

Platformasaur 2012/04/23(Mon)05:35 No. 403613 ID: 78c391
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You, Darleen , bid farewell to the obviously gay male with the giant wang he is trying not to slip out in embarrassment.

Platformasaur 2012/04/23(Mon)05:41 No. 403618 ID: 78c391
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Leon wants to be player 2

He will come try not to slip up when you need him, that would be horrible.

FINE he can come. let's head out on this adventure!

Platformasaur 2012/04/23(Mon)05:45 No. 403620 ID: 78c391
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You , Darleen, question what happen to his hair suddenly.

Platformasaur 2012/04/23(Mon)05:52 No. 403622 ID: 78c391
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Leon immediately takes notice of his missing hair thing, You point out that the clouds are moving rather fast in a wierd direction.

Leon says don't say direction.

You follow the clouds for no apparent reason.

Go left!

Platformasaur 2012/04/23(Mon)06:05 No. 403631 ID: 78c391
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Wow leon, thats a big wang

...you say jokingly.

>> press start

Platformasaur 2012/04/23(Mon)06:10 No. 403633 ID: 78c391
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>> level choice: Left or right leg
You Chose Left

test all the buttons

Platformasaur 2012/04/23(Mon)06:26 No. 403637 ID: 78c391
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The A button is the only button that works as of now

You jump on the 1st platform
the level starts

HIT THE ? BLOCK!!

headbutt a brick like a moron, hoping it spawns a mushroom for mysterious, mysterious reasons.

Platformasaur 2012/04/23(Mon)06:35 No. 403641 ID: 78c391
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You put the head in the butt
you busted a ball out

is it a chocolate salty ball? put it in your mouth and suck it.

Oh man get the ball. Rub the ball all over Jason.

GET BALL

Platformasaur 2012/04/23(Mon)06:47 No. 403648 ID: 78c391
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You get the Ball
it gives you energy and stuff, things are going to happen.
what happens?

you are become

the ultimate jumper

you get tits, they represent a extra hit. instead of dying when hurt by enemy they shrink.

>>403651
Yes

You arn't supposed to agree dummy, go do a discussion thread for that

Platformasaur 2012/04/23(Mon)08:12 No. 403668 ID: 78c391
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You gain points and level Up
Clevage represents your health.
Wow what did you do to make yourself so flat earlier?
shut up, I'm actually wondering this, okay what now.

Alright mang let's get to the next platform!

Continue on up! We gotta learn how to double jump!

Take the bra off, keep running!

break some motherfucking bricks on your way up.

Leon attempts to catch up, crotch-hitting any boxes you left behind!

>>403675
YES

Platformasaur 2012/04/23(Mon)08:42 No. 403681 ID: 78c391
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Jump high, Darleen, be the Jumper!

look up.

see dinosaur anus.

make sure you are careful in case those are slippery platforms.

Get hit by a barrel.

Platformasaur 2012/04/23(Mon)08:53 No. 403690 ID: 78c391
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She's already Naked so taking off a bra is pointless even though it would make her alittle lighter.

ok ok. turn around and watch out for traps.

Platformasaur 2012/04/23(Mon)08:57 No. 403693 ID: 78c391
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You look up and see a large bulging red cone shaped object flopping around.

if you didn't want to get poked by it so hard you'd explode then you should probibly stop looking at it.

... right.
continue.

climb up. watch out for jurassic farts.

Platformasaur 2012/04/23(Mon)09:02 No. 403701 ID: 78c391
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Those are the trapsssssss....

Platformasaur 2012/04/23(Mon)09:09 No. 403705 ID: 78c391
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Mejus Strist this is horrifying

you get pasted 2.... floppy wet things.

that one looks like it's ready to strike if you get close jump straight up and get on that platform with the ? block. or wall jump if you can't reach it quite.

Jump up to that ledge, there's something hanging off it to grab.

Contemplate giving leon a ball to see if he would develop breasts

Platformasaur 2012/04/23(Mon)09:30 No. 403724 ID: 78c391
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you jump just in time to catch the ledge

Platformasaur 2012/04/23(Mon)09:38 No. 403737 ID: 78c391
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You don't have time for this bezuwaxen so you just slap the Block and out post a pink triangle

.... it's pink shut up. those are important.

Level up! You gain long, luxurious hair! Enough of those little girl pig tails! Hair length determines your intelligence.

Platformasaur 2012/04/23(Mon)09:44 No. 403743 ID: 78c391
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Lands in the mass health cleavage.

Are you kidding me? What is with this Game?

Platformasaur 2012/04/23(Mon)09:48 No. 403747 ID: 78c391
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You level up again, actually look better, and learn a actual attack.

Well look at that! The pink triangle is forever left marking your crotch. How weird is this game?

You decide to test out your new attack, with your better, more attractive you.

What is your attack?

attack them brick blocks.

>>403747
Show those pink lashers what for.

Platformasaur 2012/04/23(Mon)10:00 No. 403762 ID: 78c391
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Jump kick!
bam!
thats what you do.

You decide to continue on left to the next platform, giving those pink lashers what they deserve while you do!

And damn, do you look fine now.

Jump kick ALL the bricks

>>403762
Jump on top of the brick and jump up to find any HIDDEN BLOCKS!

Platformasaur 2012/04/23(Mon)11:57 No. 403817 ID: 78c391
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you jump on the block to check if there was a Hidden one, of course there was.

You learn "slash jumping" apparently. You used it on the pink... triangles.... thats what you are calling them from now on. Now you are just standing there. You wonder what Leon is up too.

press L and R to switch characters.

>>403817
Look around to see what that goof is doing. Is he on the right foot?

he's probably deeeeaaaaad

Platformasaur 2012/04/23(Mon)21:22 No. 403940 ID: 78c391
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You are split screened
you press the R button to switch to the top screen
You are now Leon
(( use your tablet to draw a path , grey is jump , red is attack, you can only draw on the bottom screen so make sure to switch the two screens ))

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/23(Mon)21:47 No. 403943 ID: 78c391
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Leon has already passed his 1st level but sadly there where no powerups, looks like he took hard mode.

yeah well there's a ?block right there, why don't you hit it.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/23(Mon)22:14 No. 403947 ID: 78c391
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Oh-

Grab it. Do it, you know we want you to.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/23(Mon)22:23 No. 403949 ID: 78c391
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skazam

>>403949

I wonder if that's gonna give you tits.

Cmon tits!

Man, I was hoping for hate lasers.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/23(Mon)22:39 No. 403956 ID: 78c391
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You can jump higher and are alittle bit lighter
also you can punch with B
cause you are a guy, you punch things

I want crotch lasers now.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/23(Mon)22:50 No. 403958 ID: 78c391
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Smash blocks, get coins, the usual
lets move on shall we?
Crotch lazers is a good idea. hope the next box has it.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/23(Mon)23:27 No. 403960 ID: 78c391
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hop break hop break hop break

Make a weapon~!
or something inappropriate
no dont do that

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/23(Mon)23:35 No. 403962 ID: 78c391
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Wrong game, go play something else kid. like Claw of Doody or something

snapping cables, how droll. GOTTA GO FAST! become sanic.

darleen is obv. kicks and leon is obv. punches so I was gonna say jet boots for leon but that's obviously a darleen thing so something like a clawgrip or whatever, platforming is hard and sometimes you just can't make it to the next platform in a clear jump!

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)00:16 No. 403975 ID: 78c391
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hey I can see the other foot from here- oh wow

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)00:47 No. 403982 ID: 78c391
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A
B
->
yeah of course you get a pink triangle

>>403982

is it ears? I hope you get more ears.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)01:02 No. 403985 ID: 78c391
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heh

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)01:07 No. 403989 ID: 78c391
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Why am I turning into a bunny????

>>403989

I am okay with this.

Because you gain JUMP! power.

Obviously a step up.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)01:40 No. 403998 ID: 78c391
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You learn to punch like a rocket
which is an improvement to the air punch
you like punching
you punch everything

>>403989
whyboner.jpg

>>403998

hit ?block, enter rabbit hole below.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)01:51 No. 404001 ID: 78c391
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God dang be careful and get off these legs.
this monster is massive and a simple step can rattle you off

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)02:01 No. 404003 ID: 78c391
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you get the next powerup, yet another pink triangle. and now investigate this odd large hole, wondering if you should go in.

>>404003

it's in a man's blood to penetrate holes. and that hole, my friend, was made for you.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)02:27 No. 404012 ID: 78c391
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its hard to see... oh..

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)02:38 No. 404018 ID: 78c391
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Oh great a boss fight

Leon decides to motherfuckin' ROCKET PUNCH that bitch. You press B repeatedly like a crazy motherfucker.

Punch the subtentacles so hard they come off

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)02:54 No. 404023 ID: 78c391
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The Main body gets weaker as you punch of it's arms, this is getting messy.

With your awesome man power, you rip off another sub-tentacle! You have no idea how you did it, since you only can use A or B, but man you're great at button mashing.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)03:12 No. 404032 ID: 78c391
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you button mash which causes you to do a trigger attack...

also you get ridiculously turned on and hopes some button mashes you later *wink*

...

no.

You realize what you're doing and snap out of it! You rip that fucker off and give a solid punch to the boss tentacle.

>>404035

dude, fuck no. nobody is interested in gay bunnies getting ravished by pink, veiny tentacles.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)03:22 No. 404037 ID: 78c391
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this is really silly.
so you just.
casually.
slap it.
look at all that dammage.
this was dumb what are we doing.
the giant thing just runs away.

What? No level up?

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)03:32 No. 404040 ID: 78c391
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It spits out a...
What is this?

You decide to poke it with your crotch.

Maybe that's what it is?! Crotch lazers!?

a ! is always better then ?

Christ that suggestion keeps making me laugh.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)03:39 No. 404045 ID: 78c391
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poke

This is it! This has to be it! CROTCH LAZER TIME!

You level up!

uhh...

show the box a good time?

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)03:46 No. 404048 ID: 78c391
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You Gain powerful things
you get a loincloth because god know how much you need it geez
and maybe crotchlazers... maybe?
also you seem to be part shark now, cool. You like this game.

.. oh. No crotch lazers.

You press R and switch back to Darleen.

You're going to probably need to wear the loincloth somewhere else, because if you're actually going to start shooting lasers from there it's going to go away pretty fast.

okay go around and back up.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)03:57 No. 404052 ID: 78c391
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you want to complete this level 1st so.
pew!

Awsome!

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)04:00 No. 404054 ID: 78c391
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okay we are good.
switching.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)04:09 No. 404055 ID: 78c391
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thats nice, you guys are taking turns.

<3

You hop to that next platform like a boss and give that block what it deserves. Yeah, you!

yeah the power up better be good. because you can't kick the tentacles off the blocks, since that would break the blocks.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)04:20 No. 404059 ID: 78c391
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You hop to the next platform for the next power up. pop~

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)04:25 No. 404062 ID: 78c391
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your unnecessarily (except for storing health) large breast shrink a little, and you get claws. why this might be usefull

You decide to test out your new fangled claws and see if you gained a new move.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)04:29 No. 404065 ID: 78c391
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so now what?

claw the tentacle and then move to the block. care not to break blocks.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)04:38 No. 404069 ID: 78c391
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you try out your new move, it allows you to swipe to the next enemy, nice.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)04:42 No. 404070 ID: 78c391
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you stick your claws in the other ball

Well what are you doing just sitting there? Continue on, whore.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)05:08 No. 404075 ID: 78c391
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okay just gonna hope here woop.
end of level.
wow that was easy.

No boss? What kind of level was that? Continue on!

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)05:19 No. 404078 ID: 78c391
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you two see each other.

such a short time, so many changes.

don't look up.

Well, it appears you can't continue on that leg. Hop on over and join Leon and have a sexy reunion.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)05:25 No. 404082 ID: 78c391
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wow weird this area doesn't go any higher

lol.
hmmm... that slit looks like a trap.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)05:30 No. 404084 ID: 78c391
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Leon says to jump over here, he wants to tell you something

Well jump over there already, then.

Never keep a man waiting.

ccan you even make that jump? he can yell it to you from there

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)05:34 No. 404087 ID: 78c391
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You say you are scared, there is a big gap.
he says just go trust I'll catch you.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)05:37 No. 404088 ID: 78c391
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You do it anyways.
He might confess he isn't gay.
and then you two can sexytime and there will be giant ween

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)05:45 No. 404091 ID: 78c391
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He says Hi
you laugh a little that was dumb thing to do call me over.
he says you look pretty.
you both blush
you both don't know why you are doing this, this is completely random.
he says he doesn't regret turning into a shark bunny.
You say aaaw.
you two can't stop giggling.
now...

Now sex!

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)05:51 No. 404093 ID: 78c391
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Leon confesses, he is only have gay, ever since he met you, you completely changed everything.
Darleen just looks at him.
"shark... bunny?"
He says He has no idea why.
you just think of so many things to say to him, but you two are on a giant leg.
so.. what now?

> *half
bluh im just going to wait for alot of suggests, I drew alot today. may aswell take a break and see how many people want something.

ask what exactly about you made him gay. rather odd thing to have happen suddenly.

I want him to whip it out, but it's too early for that.

So... Yeah, let's ask him things. I won't contribute since I obviously won't be helping.

>>404096

hey, I never help, but do you see that preventing me from posting inane suggestions nevertheless?

ask Leon to clarify what "half gay" is supposed to mean because how can you even be half gay, that's not a thing, you either like cocks better than vaginas or you don't.

Hey hey hey wait no sex in the dinosaur crotch, that's just weird.

>>404098
bisex

>>404102
That's exactly why we're doing it.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)07:41 No. 404142 ID: 78c391
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So... you have two now?

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)07:41 No. 404143 ID: 78c391
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EEP.

>>404143
Leon: Brag about how you can shoot lasers from down there now.

>>404098

Maybe he likes both? Dunno D:

>>404142
>>404143

inb4 finding the hidden dino-crotch-platform to screw on

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)08:03 No. 404153 ID: 78c391
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you become embarrassed and shy again
I mean he, anyways
Darleen says you are cute and really good jumper
Leon says you too
Darleen ask what you are half gay
Leon says he has never seen a girl that can be so strong and dominate.
Darleen likes what she hears
Leon looks down and says he shoots lazer from his crotch area now
Darleen ask if she could trigger it
Leon just looks embarrassed
(this happens for a good two mintues, then they fuck and then stuff happens im not drawing it you do it >:I) now that thats out of the way you to proceed togther threough the levels on this leg. I would ask what next but maybe just give hints on a level design okay?

I'm having fun so far but I'm not sure "platformer" is a genre that translates into quest format in the long-term. Maybe mix it up with some other kinds of puzzles? pushan blox and completan circuits and turnan valves are some standbys if you're at a loss for those.

Also :<

should split up again. with the lvls spiraling upwards on opposite sides of the dinosaur, and inexplicable switches in it's hide that opens pathways for the oher.t

Hints on level design? This was a platformer and the first level did not make us swear at all. This upcoming level has lots of FUCKING BATS!! and rope jumping puzzles. It also features the unlockable evolution minigame which we should come back to later in the dinosaur's crotch.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)09:09 No. 404188 ID: 78c391
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Leon ask why did this thing stop.
you hear a rumbling

I bet Darleen is going to get pregnant.

>>404188
Find source of rumbling.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)09:16 No. 404196 ID: 78c391
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Darleen's leg explodes with pink tentacles
one is heading towards the two

See kids? This is why you wear a condom!

No really, you should start heading up or something...

oh hell, UP UP UP!!

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)09:22 No. 404202 ID: 78c391
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oh boy maybe you should have gone to that platform 1st

combo move!

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)09:29 No. 404204 ID: 78c391
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you run for it.
its not very effective.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)09:34 No. 404209 ID: 78c391
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Unleash Beams of the weiner
damaged it, its going blind from your amazing manhood

Crotch laser its eye

make it tie itself in a knot.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)09:41 No. 404214 ID: 78c391
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Leon's actions gave Darleen a chance to trigger a move that slices it's health down... into pieces

10x pun bonus!

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)09:49 No. 404220 ID: 78c391
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BAM woops thats alot of lazer.
you actually beat some...thing....
uh...

better keep going before more show up.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)09:53 No. 404226 ID: 78c391
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woops

MOVE FASTER

>>404220
Are we past the hip yet?

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)09:57 No. 404229 ID: 78c391
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Awesome??

not awesome. it's probably going to collapse the platformasaur! FUCKING RUN!!

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)10:04 No. 404236 ID: 78c391
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ohkay thats enough cutscene lets go back to the couple

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)10:10 No. 404243 ID: 78c391
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proceed to fucking run?
lets proceed to fucking run.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/24(Tue)10:14 No. 404247 ID: 78c391
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they are gonna run, then they are gonna fuck, then they are gonna fucking run.

End of Level 1

so, you've found...uh..."love", and this platformasaur thing is a bust. time to settle down and get jorbs.

so...which tentacles exploded out of darlene's leg? I'm confused about the chain of events just now.

>>404278
not a bust. apparently the thing is a ROBOT DINOSAUR>

Damn, I thought we were just fixing platformasaur skin condition not igniting platformasaur leg to skeleton. We will have to be more careful in the future. Also sexytimes for a million babies.

>>404349
Where did you think extra lives came from?

Start level 2?

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/27(Fri)13:02 No. 405193 ID: 78c391
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>(just letting you know this exist for some dumb reason http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/361474.html)
------

<== Press start to play

START

Start!

Level 2 ☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/27(Fri)13:19 No. 405201 ID: 78c391
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>>Start

after a Conversation with Leon, he desides to down to where he saw a huge opening on the leg.
You, Darleen, decide to keep climbing.
>You can switch characters by saying R or L
>You can do commands like A for jump and B for Attack

You are currently Darleen, you can switch now with R or press A to proceed.

A

A

R

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/27(Fri)13:28 No. 405206 ID: 78c391
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You decide to proceed, strangly enough you land on.. one of those clouds.

that is very strange.

assume the worst. keep moving fast

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/27(Fri)13:46 No. 405211 ID: 78c391
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Well this is alittle too easy.
what should you try 1st?

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/27(Fri)13:48 No. 405212 ID: 78c391
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you moved alittle too fast then that happened

break blocks get ?

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/27(Fri)14:08 No. 405216 ID: 78c391
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You try to break these slightly darker blocks with paws and kicks but they do not even have a scratch on them, this must be a good power up

go 3D and hit the visible side

do the jump kick

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/27(Fri)16:35 No. 405242 ID: 78c391
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Maybe you can just
sorta
reach over and
simply...

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/27(Fri)16:35 No. 405243 ID: 78c391
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POOT

awesome, grab ?

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/27(Fri)16:48 No. 405252 ID: 78c391
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Pomf =3

grab and eat it before it gets away!

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/27(Fri)16:59 No. 405257 ID: 78c391
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Oh good you got the best power up in the game.
geez..... no wonder they where is such unbreakable blocks for a reason

>>405257

Now fly up to the final boss!

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/27(Fri)17:14 No. 405269 ID: 78c391
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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
okay

Crotch las-- you don't have those. Punch your fist into the back of its head and cling. Then kill it with your other fist.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/27(Fri)17:40 No. 405280 ID: 78c391
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>Punch your fist into the back of its head and cling. Then kill it with your other fist.

Suddenly giant robot arms.
and
purple health bar......
okay.... you... suddenly think it's a bad idea to have skipped all those powerups

you said it was the BEST power up. figured it make the rest worthless. if you want them so bad though, just fly around collecting them while you dodge his attacks. pick up leon if you see hima nd use him like a turret gun lazer thing.

Try to get the eff out of there

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/27(Fri)18:08 No. 405297 ID: 78c391
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oh hey you learned out to shoot antennae lazers yay.

you are doing damnage but this would take a long time this is just one arm gosh lets go see what Shark boy is up too

sure

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/27(Fri)18:22 No. 405301 ID: 78c391
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Meanwhile inside the Platformasaur
while Darleen takes down the health meter slowly, Leon is still stuck platforming because HE HAS NO WINGS, he's a shark bunny. also at one point got a powerup and is done transforming O<O.

gnaw on the cables

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/27(Fri)18:31 No. 405306 ID: 78c391
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Leon wonders what he is supposed to do once this is done.
Leon thinks he is saving the world because this monster is eating clouds.
but after that is done what is he supposed to do, how is going to get out. why is this all happening so fast.

>>405306

kill it in the spinal column.

>>405306
You get out by fucking Darleen while she flies. Then cum crotchlasers to impregnate her with Jesus. You are now God.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/27(Fri)19:39 No. 405325 ID: 78c391
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You Bite it for what ever the hell reason.
apperently the color of the healthbar is changing.

It's happening so fast because Darleen used wallhax. Go kick that cute little cheater's ass.

yes bust open all the pipes! use lazers with extreme prejudice.

>>405325

I think you poisoned it. Keep biting it.

Also break anything that looks fragile.

use LASER HUMP

Thanks, doc. Keep applying the dose.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/28(Sat)16:29 No. 405538 ID: 78c391
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you bust open all the pipes! using lazers with extreme prejudice

>>405538

Keep firing until there are no more pipes!

cut the central column in half!

Break all the pipes for more good ideas!

>>405538
You have crotch lasers? THIS IS AWESOME!

Collect the powerups that fly out of the pipes!

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/29(Sun)15:12 No. 405713 ID: 78c391
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You take ALL the power ups you've missed that fall from the pipes, even ones not meant for you.

The amount of level ups is impossible.

save a few for darleen. as a gift.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/29(Sun)15:32 No. 405728 ID: 78c391
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should I share some with darleen? NO? why should I share with her? she has enough power to handle herself, she is player fucking number one! she so good she could be fighting the final boss already and not give a crap about who is actually doing real damage like a real MAN-bunny-shark-monster. I destroyed an entire LEG. I'm going to destroy this core, and then I'll finish everything off myself.

because you love her.

Nah, if she won't respect you after doing all this for her, find some nice guy who would. After all, I'm sure all those powers and stuff will have ALL the guys coming for you. Even the straight ones.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/29(Sun)15:54 No. 405735 ID: 78c391
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Love her? nah, she's just a player in this game.
maybe when I'm done, I might just kill her. who knows? Maybe I'll rape her mangled body afterwards.

But 1st.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/29(Sun)16:05 No. 405737 ID: 78c391
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boom

>>405735
WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity

No! Bad Leon! You are in love and you already had tons of off-screen sex so she must be your true love and also pregnant! And it's yours!

POWER OF LOVE!

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/29(Sun)16:14 No. 405739 ID: 78c391
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you press L because you don't like Leon right now.
booom.
the core is gone, the clouds have stopped moving towards the gia- oh no what?!?!?

brütaru reepu no pauwa desu

leon has gone mad with power.

Leon may be a bit mad you went up to the final boss without him. You know, leaving him alone, making it so he had to do the dirty work, is very likely gay now, oh and he's likely very tired of being player 2.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)16:11 No. 406129 ID: 78c391
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What are you guys...
talking about?????

look at that platformasaur. i really don't think it wants to die.

>>406129

What we are talking about is Leon has absorbed the power of the platformasaur and is now the new final boss!

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)16:23 No. 406138 ID: 78c391
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...

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)16:40 No. 406145 ID: 78c391
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New rules...

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)16:47 No. 406148 ID: 78c391
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...A puppet with no more use to his master is nothing but trash.

And I eat trash like you...

So we're not talking Tudor Court rules here then... huh... I'm gonna have to think about this one.

"Haha, you eat trash."

>>406148
You eat trash? That's disgusting. You're disgusting.

Please don't antagonize the omnipotent unidentifiable species silouette.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)16:52 No. 406154 ID: 78c391
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so by now

Just hit him with a high kick, Darleen. A powerup will pop off no doubt and then you can figure out his attack pattern to get more of them.

[Lasers back at him]

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)16:55 No. 406159 ID: 78c391
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you are done.

oh great, no huge anime boobs to support you so you can enter Keanu mode in the name of believing in your friends who believe in you.

I guess you're fucked. unless your own boobs work, but I've never seen that happen before.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)17:05 No. 406166 ID: 78c391
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Darleen is too scared to attack this wierd new person who might be Leon.

"game over everyone, go home and die slowly"
he says.

darleen, use SEDUCE. or POWER OF LOVE. or something.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)17:15 No. 406173 ID: 78c391
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Darleen ask if we should just go home now, there is no more levels. there is no need to fight anymore.

Leon(?) says he doesn't care about player 1's attempts to make me get into bed with you. you will just moan in pain from the power I will not hesitate to split your motherfucking yapping beemouth in half SHUT UP.

Darleen is in a small state of shock and confusion. most of what he said didn't even make sense.

Leon(?) is clearly scrambled with another personality.

so fight or talk?

fighting would get us even more killed. so talk.

Hey it's Bec Noir.

This is clearly the status bar's fault. ATTACK THE STATUS BAR

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)17:38 No. 406193 ID: 78c391
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who the motherfuck is Jack or Leon?
My names Plate! your little friend is gone now. there is no player 2, there clearly never was one.
all I wanted was all that solid cloud energy that huge monster was absorbing, and you cheated by getting the best power up before I could shut down the machine inside him. It's a split screen game, I can see everything down there, how did you not even see me (help) get all those powerups, I was awesome, girl, why didn't you just motherfucking keep climbing? blahblahblahblahblahblahmonologueblahblahblahblah15usesofthewordDarknessandPowerup

((shit I ment Bec))

>>406175
That makes too much sense, do it!

suck the power out of him... or something.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)17:53 No. 406202 ID: 78c391
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Darleen: did someone say Help?

Plate: no. (omg darleen just fight him)

Darleen: so wana fight or fuck?

((you guys pick, but if you pick fuck i'm not drawing it lol you do it))

fuck and then birth the spawn of hell then fuck that too

fight

Round one FIGHT

Neither, let's take him to a bar and get him drunk. Maybe we can get more out of him when he's had a few.

Take him to a bar, fuck him, birth the spawn of hell, fuck it, then birth whatever comes from that, then fight that.

pretend to fuck. but then bite his dick off, disabling his crotch lasers, and then kill him.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)18:17 No. 406220 ID: 78c391
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Darleen decided to just beat you up and then get Leon back and then lay eggs.

you're going to get raped

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)18:24 No. 406225 ID: 78c391
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CHEAP
REALLY CHEAP

fight fight fight

>>406227
Agreed, but replace the 'ight's with 'uck's.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)18:45 No. 406235 ID: 78c391
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You know what.
just shut up...
I like you like this...
it's hot..

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)18:51 No. 406239 ID: 78c391
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Darleen: Just be a good boy and take over the world, don't kill anyone. no one days, not ever.

Plate: uh... uh.. okay.. woof.

Darleen: you know Plate can just be your middle name, okay Leon?

Leon: .... okay.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)18:55 No. 406242 ID: 78c391
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And they live happy ever after as king and queen of the universe

making 50 planets full of babies and eggs and they made the best sex ever, literally as hot as a super nova. 5 books were made from them all best sellers, and they lived forever.

The End. go fap.

>>406242
Best end

>>406242
Best.

Ending.

Ever.

>>406242

Oh no, and they were all Harlequin romance novels.