hi my name is Hooch my favorite things are my big ass tits and kicking ass of my enemies i need to get my dad Lum a present for vilous christmas what can I get him!
ride blow machine use as battery ram
I am not wasting my polish at a time like this! but that does give me an idea how do you like these tats gentlemen, I say
then I kick him in the face! ow, he bit me!
KICK HIM IN THE OTHER FACE BY WHICH I MEAN HIS PENIS
Use your other foot! Spin if you have to!
you have a second foot!
>>402973 crush him! crush him with your tits!!
i try to kick him with my other foot by I fall down because of Gravity! "Say ya prayers motha fucka" says Dakaster
SHHHNK!
it's my boyfriend Icker! she came to save me!
aww ye! get the blowjob machine up and gift-wrapped and have tons of sex to thank her.
Haha! Vengeance. Time for celebratory kisses.
Polish her nipples in thanks!
>>402993 >>402991 These
I can't do that right now! Icker is left to face her father alone! my good kicking foot is injured, how can i help her!
Distract him!
roll one of the blowjob machines at him!
>>402997 Do so by shoving your tits into his back so he gets pushed into her sword Then do what we suggested before
>distract him that is what I am best at, aside from kicking of course I won third place at kicking I mash my big ass tits together to distract him so that icker can make it to safety!
>"Step aside, Hooch"
Icker kills Aracho and he flies back into a pile of wooden crates Dude you just killed you dad, I say >"Yeah, but whatcha gonna do" Yeah, you're right, i say Now it's time to get the machine back to Lum!
Sloppy makeout session first, then dress up the blowjob machine like a dragon and wheel it to Lum.
>>403009 Oh hell yes
I don't know what a dragon is so i just wrapped it up with a bow and shit and so the long awaited vilous christmas day is here, and the snowy sky overlooks the quiet city and I give dad his gift
>"Hooch is this a blowjob machine, mother of god, this is the stupidest fuckin gift I've ever seen. don't you know i have eight wives, your a disgrace!"
KICK HIM IN THE PENIS
>>403018 give dad your nipple polish instead, sale blowjob machine for bookoo bucks.
Yeah say you got him some nipple polish too.
Kick him in the dick, find a way to use the blowjob machine yourself!
Just kidding, I say, The blowjob machine was just a GAG gift! What I really got you was this swell nipple polish!
>"Thanks, i guess. I didn't get you anything because i don't really like you. your always kicking me and you are a huge disappointment" >"You ruined vilous Christmas Hooch"
finish him "well good thing you aren't my real dad"
KICK CHRISTMAS IN THE PENIS
All of my wat
Develop daddy issues.
Shrug and just use the nipple polish on yourself. In front of your dad.
Have some incest sex with your dad. that will fix everything.
Realize that you are a beautiful girl and you don't need your family also that's not your real dad. Kill your family and go off with your boyfriend to become whores together~
>>403041 >"HNNNNNNGG"
i took that bottle for myself that night after kicking my own father viciously in the groin and you know what? I found more than just nipple polish in that little bottle that night
I found the true meaning of vilous christmas good night everybody!
Huzzah!
What the fuck did I just read.
That was no blowjob machine. It was a motorboat.
good end?
>>403064 Best end.
>>403061 The most canon-accurate Vilous quest ever. Ever.
>>403087 >The most canon-accurate Vilous quest ever. A truly canon quest would have buttfeathers on the Sergals.
>>403277 look again >>402946