Nope. Sorry, try tomorrow.

Thank you for the purchase of your ORB OF INFINITE PSYCHE! No refunds

Get VIKING HELMET. Equip VIKING HELMET.

No, it's not working.

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To continue in English, press ONE.

Para continuar en espanol, pulsa DOS.

>>39931

Gracias por la compra de su ORB DE INFINITO PSIQUE! No hay devoluciones

En Francias, Trois cest vous plait.

Использовать русского, тип 4

If you woke up with a hangover and a pair of hairy balls on your forehead, press SEVEN.

>>39935
|=0|2 1337 5|*34|<, |*|2355 5 |\|00|3!!!

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/08(Tue)12:32 No. 39945 ID: 40dc56
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>>39931
>>39934
>>39935
>>39937

Er. One?
>>39939

>>39945
Grazie per aver scelto il globo. Un esperto sarà a breve.

Congratulations! You have accessed the Orb of Infinite Psyche! Here for you through thick and thin*!

(*side effects of the orb of infinite psyche include but are not limited to: delusions of grandeur, dark whisperings, diarrhea, urges for incest, insomnia, urges for cross dressing, dressup gaems, internal bleeding, deus ex machina disorder, and death)

WE ARE THE ORB OF INFINITE PSYCHE! WE HAVE LEAD WORLDS TO RUIN, FAMILIES TO INCESTUOUS ORGIES, AND MEN TO GREATNESS! PLEASE, STATE YOUR GOALS AND NEEDS!

>>39951
Don't forget the ants. We love to play with bugs.

Anyway, enough with the fooling around. What's up? Got a DnD game to DM?

>>39945
Hey sup. We'll be ready to help you in a few minutes. First thing you'll need to do to ensure maximum functionality of the Orb is to find some manner of dress. The girlier, the better.

Also, we'll need some questions answered: Name, current situation, number of sisters.

>>39951
You seem to be exaggerating a bit on each of those.

So where did you get us?

Out of a cereal box? Or a mail in rebate?

Vielen Dank für Ihre Intresse an den ORB DER UNBEGRENZTEN PSYCHE! Um auf Deutsch fortzusetzen, drücken Sie bitte 918.

Oh wait, we're not doing that anymore?

Anyway, hi, Rad. Or whatever your name is, person guy. What's up? How can we help?

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/08(Tue)13:27 No. 39980 ID: 40dc56
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Ah alright here come all the voices. Well let's see...
>>39953
My name is Campbell, though you can call me Cam or Cammy. Simply put I'm bored and a friend told me this thing would provide "hours of entertainment" or whatever. I don't have any sisters.
>>39958
Like I said, a friend gave me you guys.

Did I mention I'm completely alright with crossdressing?

Well anyway what do you guys wanna do, want to watch a movie or something? Go out to eat? Adventure? I'm good for anything you know?

>>39980
Put on that Viking helmet and get ready to pillage a random woman's house for pretty dresses!

Speaking of which, do you have any experience in the art of breaking and entering? Or any useful skills at all?

>>39980
Well usually how this works is you tell us your goal and we do our best to aid to achieving that goal...

But I haven't seen District 9 yet and I heard that was good, we should watch that.

District 9 is FUCKING AWESOME. We need to go watch it RIGHT NOW.

>>39980
First thing's first.
GET VIKING HELMET
EQUIP VIKING HELMET

>>39985
I concur.
Hats are paramount.

>>39980
Wait, that blush... are you a chick? Chicks can't crossdress... unless you wear a jock strap or something...

Also I thought Cammy had blue hair!

If you are indeed female you are not nearly SUPER PRETTY enough. We must rectify that immediatly. First thing's first. Don that hat.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/08(Tue)13:54 No. 39999 ID: 40dc56
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>>39981
>>39985
>>39990
How do I look? Also District 9 sounds neat, I'm alright with that.
>>39992
Nope just kinda girly. And you're probably thinking of micky, but that's okay

You say you're completly alright with rossdressing. Do you mind if we inquire a tad towards that? Most of the people we have contact with are somewhat opposed to that sort off thing. Do you simply come from a very accepting household, or did you know someone who crossdressed in the past. Did you, yourself crossdress at some point?

Also, you say you have no sisters... how about any brothers?

>>39980
Viking Helmet. Apply directly to the forehead!

Then crossdressing. Crossdressing is always good.

You got clothes on hand, or are we gonna need to do some quite literal panty raiding?

Also guys, just cause he blushes doesn't make him a chick. Some of us think guys are cute when they blush~

>>39999
Aaah what's that frickin' shadow thing! Under where the box was? It has eeeeyes.

It smells like... plot!

Or randomness. But possibly PLOT.

Investigate PLOT.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/08(Tue)14:13 No. 40019 ID: 40dc56
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>>40007
it's some skittles in an ink stain.
>>40003
>>40001
I live alone, but yeah I have my own dresses and I dunno I guess it's just my thing. Also thanks I'm glad you think it's cute~

So District 9 right? Should I go casual or dress up?

>>40019
Put on your fanciest dress and make up. Then, go up to random dudes on the street and ask them to come to a movie with you until one of them agrees.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/08(Tue)14:33 No. 40028 ID: 40dc56
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>>40022
Alright I have a few ideas of what dress I'm gonna put on but I'd like to see what you guys would like and maybe I can work with that~

(you know what to do)

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/09/08(Tue)14:39 No. 40031 ID: 2cbe3e
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>>40028

Adept 2009/09/08(Tue)14:51 No. 40042 ID: f4963f
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>>40028
Purple seems to be your colour, dear. Why don't we go for something like this~?

Suggestion 2009/09/08(Tue)14:52 No. 40045 ID: 874ca7
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OMG you are going to be sooooo cute! So tell us. Do you have any boys you like? Or... girls maybe? We can help you get them if you want. Love is one of our specialties. And not only that, but we can make them totally ok of this sort of thing, we can make them encouraging of it in fact. All we need is a little time to work. Oh sweety, you're going to be the happiest, prettiest boy ever!

Durandal!swQABHZA/E 2009/09/08(Tue)15:15 No. 40054 ID: 92ab53
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>>40028
Go for the hover chassis.

Suggestion 2009/09/08(Tue)15:26 No. 40058 ID: 1afd58
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Just go au naturale <3

Suggestion 2009/09/08(Tue)15:34 No. 40062 ID: bd2eec
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YOU ARE HUGE.
THAT MUST MEAN YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK!

RIP AND TEAR!

Captain Faggot!hWFMlrcGzU 2009/09/08(Tue)15:43 No. 40076 ID: 77d627
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And then you were me

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/08(Tue)15:57 No. 40091 ID: 40dc56
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oooh they're all really really nice~

I think I have an idea now! Just give me a few to change!

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/08(Tue)16:19 No. 40111 ID: 40dc56
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There~

What do you think? I hope it isn't too much.

>>40111
Too much? Not at all. Dashing, really. :)

To the movies, then!

This adventure will end either not well or amazing.

Do any of your friends know about your hobby?

>>40111
I sure hope you've got a hover chassis under there...

>>40111
You're adorable. I'd hit it, and I'm straight.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/08(Tue)17:09 No. 40146 ID: 40dc56
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>>40119
>>40131
You're too sweet~
>>40123
haha no hover chassis
>>40122
hobby? I guess, idunno

Let's go~

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/08(Tue)17:57 No. 40183 ID: 40dc56
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awww...it's sold out.

what should we do now?

>>40183
This is an outrage.

Sneak into the theatre anyway. Who's keeping track of all those seats anyway?

>>40183
PLAN B: Go to a video store!

>>40183
Seduce your way by the no doubt adolescent and pimply ticket collector.
It will challenge your abilities to the utmost.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/08(Tue)18:35 No. 40217 ID: 40dc56
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>>40189
>>40210
I'm too nervous to do that..I'm a good gi-BOY boy.

do you want to just go get something to eat? Get to know each other more?

looking pretty BAKA

>>40217
Being good is nothing to be ashamed of. We'd love to catch a bite to eat, but um... we don't exactly eat. Lets just get to know eachother a bit better. Tell us about yourself, dear. Oh, and what's that behind you?

>>40217
Uh, sure, I guess we should start with who you are, in order to figure out what we should be doing. Also, what is that thing in the background there? The movie theater? I like how it seems to be on a hill with absolutely nothing else around in sight.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/08(Tue)18:57 No. 40236 ID: 40dc56
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>>40223
what's a BAKA

sounds painful..

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/08(Tue)19:04 No. 40239 ID: 40dc56
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>>40232
>>40234
Alright, we can just talk then. Oh that? That's where I live. Houseplaneboathouse. I built it myself.

There is a lot to tell about myself...where should I start..hmm..

A baka is a type of Japanese girl. Usually kinda bimboish. I think he was complimenting your looks though, rather than insulting you.

>>40239
Okay, I'm just going to ask this bluntly. What's your sexual orientation?

>>40241
"yes please"

You built that thing? That's pretty impressive. What else can you do?

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/08(Tue)19:38 No. 40276 ID: 40dc56
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>>40241
That's a little upfront and I find that a tad rude, but because you are my friends I forgive you~
>>40246
I can cook, make pretty dresses, read, write, build things, and trick or treat pretty well

what else uh OH I'm also good with a tomahawk.

>>40276
Well, let's go get food. You like eating food, right?

We can talk there. We'd like to talk to you. You're a good kid and all.

BREAK
(I'll continue this one I promise guys if not you can kick me in the teeth or something)

>>40276
>OH I'm also good with a tomahawk.
...You mean like, the ax? That's awesome.

>>40349
no you fool, a tomahawk land attack missile. geeze

>>40351
Even better!

>>40351
>>40380
No, he means the axe. He fights ghosts with it.

Really. Insider info here. He's what's known as a GHOST BREAKER.

>>40491
More like a GENDER BREAKER.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/09(Wed)12:20 No. 40502 ID: 40dc56
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>>40349
Aww why thank you~
>>40491
W-who told you that? Th-That's behind me.

>>40502
The Radville Times newspaper's Movers and Shakers section.

You're pretty famous after you won the lottery.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/09(Wed)12:41 No. 40512 ID: 40dc56
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>>40504
Hm..
>>40279
Aw thanks, and you're a nice..orb. We can make something to eat at my manor, it's a lot easier there.

>>40491
>>40504
Not that these inside jokes aren't fan-fucking-tastic, but give it a rest.

>>40512

Your manor? Okay, did you forget to mention something?

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/09(Wed)13:06 No. 40529 ID: 40dc56
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I changed into something more suitable for cooking. Does it look alright?
>>40517
Jokes? No, but I do have some explaining to do.

Yes I was in a group of bounty hunters called the Ghostbreakers, where we used to hunt down paranormal activity and kill it. I saw and regret a lot of things from being in that business. After winning the lottery and building houseplaneboathouse, I retired from all of that and now reside alone in my manor.

But I digress.

What should I cook?

>>40529

Waffles.

>>40530
With bacon crumbled in.

Then make curry and serve it on them.

>>40532
Don't forget the pesto.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/09(Wed)14:23 No. 40562 ID: 40dc56
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>>40530
>>40532
Alright sounds yummy~
The spicy kind of curry?
>>40535
I don't like pesto.

So tell me a little bit about yourself..orb...hmm it's weird calling you that. How about I give you a name~

What name do you want?

>>40562
>What name do you want?
Bridget.

>>40562
Vallery sounds nice.

Why do you want to rename us? What is wrong with 'Orb of Infinite Psyche'? If you really need a nickname for us how about: iPsyche? It is rather catchy and I like it.

>>40581
I refuse to be an apple product.

>>40562
How about "orb"? Isn't that pleasant?

>>40564
Seconding Bridget.

How about PSYCHEDABULOUS?

It is equal parts Psychedelic and FABULOUS

>>40587

Damn! My viral-marketing scheme has been exposed! Next time 'Orb of Infinite Psyche'!

Thirding Bridget.

>>40590

psyched'awwwwbulous

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/09(Wed)19:02 No. 40748 ID: 40dc56
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>>40564
>>40589
>>40607
Hehehe Bridget it is then~
>>40581
Rename you? Well I really like you guys so I want a more personal name to feel closer to you all.

So, Bridget, what do yo-

>"SIR KZZT DO YOU NEED HELP?"

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/09(Wed)19:12 No. 40758 ID: 40dc56
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>>40748

Oh it's just R.O.D.R.I.C.K.

>"KZZRT. WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO SIR? DO YOU NEED HELP?"

"Never you mind that. It's quite alright R.O.D.R.I.C.K. Go clean the teleporation wing, please."

>"KZZRT YES SIR."

As I was saying, what do you like to do for fun, Bridget?

I suppose surgically implanting us into your chest cavity so we'll allways have a place in your heart is out of the question~? oh lovely one?

>>40758

Making out with our sisters, crossdressing, molesting everything remotely cute, playing games with peoples lifes, bringing people together in name of love, then molesting them, making little children watch as their dad slits helpless persons throat, supporting slavery, drinking beer, murder, cloacas, posessing squirrels to murder you if you cross us, keeping you alive, waffles, making murder machines good and etc. I think we have ADD.

That cool?

>>40758

A wing full of teleportation devices? Consider my interest piqued.

"Well we don't really do much for fun. We're an inanimate object is the problem. Kinda sucks not having a body, you know?

Say... don't suppose you could build us one? Then we could do all sorts of cool things together!

>>40789

Uh Oh... I mean I see no possibility of Armageddon here.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/09(Wed)19:47 No. 40795 ID: 40dc56
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>>40762
D'aww hehehe you're making me blush~
>>40777
Sounds like you've been through a lot, Bridget!
>>40788
Yeah but it always sends you exactly where you don't want to be at that moment, I need to fix that bug.
>>40789
Hmm....a body...then we could be friends right? Friends forever?

>>40795
Friends? Maybe even more <3

>>40795
I think a body is a good idea!

Then we can be bros and like, play some games and stuff.

We would need hands and eyes for hand-eye coordination though...

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/09(Wed)20:16 No. 40823 ID: 40dc56
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>>40809
>>40810
Oh wonderful! Eating can wait! I must make a new body for my very own friend!

Just you wait, Bridget, I'll make you the best body ever!

>CHAPTER 1 END
>GAR POINTS: 2
>GIRLY POINTS: 34
>SECRETS FOUND: 1/10

WAIT FUCK THERE WERE SECRETS? GODDAMN RELOAD THAT SAVE WE'RE DOING THIS SHIT AGAIN!

>>40829
Relax, we're only on Chapter 1. I bet the Secrets are info about this guy; we discovered he used to be a ghost breaker.

I thought
>>40019
Was the secret.