2/3 Flare 2012/07/07(Sat)14:15 No. 429975 ID: 72dd1c
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>>428363
AND YOU SHUT UP! MY ASS IS NOT A -GHRK!

"Egch chklcagn hrkgths kugnufau.."

Oh crap what is he doing? He's running after it but I can't see through all this stea-

Flare 2012/07/07(Sat)14:19 No. 429978 ID: 72dd1c
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"somebody get me down from h-"
KRAK-BOOM!
OH SHI-
KRAK-BOOM!
A green lightning bolt just shot up out of the ground! Twice!
I really wish somebody would get me down. >>428028
Oh crap, maybe we shouldn't have let those other ones live.

First things first, yell out to your ogre to get over here and untangle you, then haul that gold ore to the dwarves. He'll hear you, since he's probably watching this show from a safe distance.

Now, what're you going to do with this big obvious floating gasbag? If you can't get your dwarves out here to figure out how to fly it away, or to take it apart and haul it back, you're going to have to get rid of it. It's a shame you won't have your own flying ship, but it'll give your general position away to any forward kobold scouts.

Depending on if the prevailing winds are away from your lair, you could just cut the airship loose and have it float off to crash far away. Sa'ra could also push the control levers until she finds the one that makes the airship go forward, and jam it all the way up. That'll get it away from here even faster.

>>429978

well then eat them all like a proper red dragon would

>>430023
What kind of scummy, low-brow red dragons have you been hanging around that deign to eat big-nosed vermin? You know Flare's a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, *gaaassp* very, very, very, very, very long way from starving enough to even contemplate eating a kobold. Besides, she left them on the other side of the mountain, so it's too late anyway.

yeah the hostages probably all need to die. Just shout at your ogre to get you down though! I mean, how useless is he?!

Man, pugs are terrifying.

Flare 2012/07/14(Sat)17:19 No. 432529 ID: 72dd1c
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Hmm, the dwarfs just vomit constantly if they go above ground. I don't really want to watch that. I really don't think they'd be able to make this thing go or whatever, so we'll just cut it loose I guess.

>>430059
Exactly, they are probably poison. Hey, wait a minute...
Anyway, I need to think about what I want to get made. I don't know how much gold they will get out of this rock but it never hurts to have a plan.

"Wait, stop here. There's a spot we can use a little bit off the path in that cave. It's been fun meeting you! Where can we see you again if we come back to this world?"

Hmm, he's pointing to that spot that never freezes over and has the funny smell by it. I'm kind of curious what it is, and what he can do with it, but I want to get my gold to the dwarfs. I always thought that was weird. Should I tell them where my Dragon's Lair is? I'm going to have to bring the rock up to the dwarf cave myself, and you have to go in this one place or they won't trade with you, they are super weird. Is there anything else I should do when I go up there?

tell them where your lair is. tell the giant to roll the gold over there. then go watch them leave.

>>432534
Indeed. It would only be courteous (and curiosity-satisfying) to watch them depart.

And given you keep anything of value on yourself, and they didn't take any of several easy opportunities to mug you, you may as well tell them where your dank hole in the wall is.

>>432556
When they do depart, watch from a very safe distance, preferably while behind a large rock. You do not want to be nearby if pug-face or that strange grey guy fucks up and a demon or other horrid creature pops out.

>>432559
Yeah sure.

Flare 2012/07/21(Sat)13:34 No. 435092 ID: 0385fe
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The grey one does something with his hands, and they just kind of, walk into thin air?

OK I need to think of something to have them make.

Flare 2012/07/21(Sat)13:36 No. 435093 ID: 0385fe
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I have to come in here and sit on this rug or the'll ignore me, and it usually takes them an hour to send somebody over here to get it. Should I tell them anything other than what I want?

Hmm, what do I want?

>>435092
Love. To you.

You should get some bracers/bracelets made for your forelegs. I think that would look totally sweet. Make sure they are wide enough though.

Uh, ask them if they'd seen any snotbolds around.

>>435130
A matched set of bracers or bracelets sounds good, along with a ring to replace that one you gave away back Maiesio. Get a band for your left leg to match your right, and some earrings, if there's enough gold.

You could tell them about the 'bolds riding around in airships poking around the east side of the mountains, and that there's probably going to be more scouting around soon. Tell them about the underground city of Maiesio, and what you saw there; They may know more about it.

Get a second, gold-plated wing.

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Flare 2012/07/22(Sun)14:09 No. 435280 ID: 0385fe
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There is not going to be enough gold to make a whole wing out of. By my estimate I can get a bracer, a bracelet, and a horn ring out of it. I'll give them my order for that.

I have to go sit on a different rug and wait for ANOTHER one to show up if I want to tell them about anything. I'll tell them about the underground city and ask if they've seen kobolds around.

:dwarfmale:"We'll send some scoots to tha city ye said is there, but flyin' kobolds? You tell the bes' jokes me lady. We'll send out some soap makers to look for 'em though if ye want us to."
"If I tell you something that means it's true, I'm not joking. There's three kobolds out in the woods somewhere that I don't want getting back to wherever they came from. Send somebody out to look for them and take them out."
:dwarfmale:"aye, we'll do that. What should we do if we find that city?"

>>435280
>There is not going to be enough gold to make a whole wing out of.
That's why you gold plate a lesser metal, dunce.

>What should we do if we find that city?
Start queuing up large work orders in the siege workshop.

>>435280

How about a nice golden dragon dildo

Tell them they should probably just stay the hell away from it. You're pretty sure the leader wanted to eat you, and everyone there looks... sick.

>>435280
From what you saw and felt in your head, there's some major mind magic going on in there, and that's almost never good. You'd say to be cautious, and not antagonistic. Play it cool until weird shit starts happening.

If they find the city, they should take a cautious approach; Set up watch posts far back on the entrance tunnels, watch things for awhile, then send an envoy to make diplomatic contact and see what's what. If the envoy doesn't come back, or comes back raving about how great it is in there and they should all join up, it's time to worry. If the envoy comes back with an entourage, assume it's high-level mind-fuckers, and batten down the hatches, bar every door, collapse entry tunnels, activate every trap, and flood everything with lava; They will not get a second chance if the mind-screwers get in.

>>435283
With a masterwork variable-speed clockwork vibration mechanism, of course; Nothing but the best for Flare. Though if the dwarves had metal casting molds of that particular shape, it would be... disturbing, and not surprising in the least.

>>435283
>>435406
It better menace with spikes too.

Make a dildo. You aren't gonna get anything better anytime soon, tubby.

>>435453

I know at least one knight who'd disagree with you.

Tell them that there's also a lorkhe explorer gal you met in the city, and that she's the one you followed out down the river channel. If they found her she might have more to tell them about the city, since she was there much longer than you were. Give them a description of her.

Flare 2012/07/29(Sun)17:57 No. 437440 ID: 4df26b
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OK I don't know what you're getting at but whatever that is it doesn't sound like something you wear. I'll stick with what my original idea was.

About three days later a messenger tells me that they're done, but I want to sleep late so I decided to just go tonight. Ugh, the ugly moon is out tonight, too. I guess I should have waited till tomorrow. They haven't found that city yet, but they're still looking. Evidently there's no word from the party that went to go look for the kobolds. That doesn't sound promising. Oh crap, they shut the doors, too. They always do this when that ugly moon is out. Probably because they're stupid. They have a little door I can usually go bang on till somebody shows up or I could just go back home and wait till tomorrow.

>>437440
You don't know what a dildo is? No wonder you're so bitchy, you're pent-up as all hell.

And you *can* wear it if you include a strap. It's an artificial penis which is used to pleasure oneself or simulate penetration for a woman and another woman or a man in the case of pegging. You really, really need one.

>>437440

You seem to have hysteria-like syndromes and dildo is a recommended cure for most types of hysteria.

You should at least try to get an obsidian one... possible the one that doesn't menace with spikes

>>437443
>>437449
she can always find that tentacle dude again...

Damn inconvenient ugly moon, how often does that thing come out? Anyway, you've walked this far, you're not going to walk all the way back. Go bang on the door and yell in until they come up.

>>437452
Nah, the hydra thing was in that creepy underground city. It's either going to be the dragon dildo, raping a dragon guy, or finding an intelligent species where the males are of comparable size to dragon guys and either seducing, raping, or hiring one as a gigolo.

Dig into their citadel. Maybe they'll give you a dragon dildo as thanks for creating the new entrance.

>>437454
And why do you think we're trying to relocate the underground city? :V

Sit outside the little door and gronk plaintively before the Death Star can fire.

bang on the door, then.

>>437499
This.

Suggestion 2012/10/08(Mon)20:10 No. 461259 ID: c0e1ed
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I don't need one of those things, and I'm not going back to that horrible city. I bang on the door till somebody brings me my stuff. I don't know how often the stupid moon comes out, I don't keep track of unimportant stuff like that.

"Ye shouldn't be out me lady, it's a bad night"
"ok whatever I'll do what I want."
"It's a bad omen me lady. Ill fortune comes out wit' the red moon."
"I can beat whatever monsters are roaming around." Who knows with these dwarfs, it's probably something to do with socks or fish. I'm going to go home and eat my new cheese.

New cheese sounds far more inviting than fighting with dwarven stubbornness. Go eat thine cheese! It's not like the entire dwarven citadel is going anywhere; you can pick up your stuff tomorrow.

>>461259
Go home and eat your new cheese.

>>461259
Have you ever been out with the red moon before? If not, maybe you should get indoors. Like, in there. Don't chance the unknown.

Well, you want to try on the jewelry to make sure it fits right before you leave anyway, so you may as well do it inside. Push your way in while saying he has until you put the new jewelry on to convince you to stay here until the red moon passes. And none of this vague "bad omen" crap; You want specifics reasons.

Suggestion 2012/10/14(Sun)17:02 No. 462995 ID: 0ed1c4
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Yeah I've seen it before, usually there's just a bunch of animals making noise all night. It's annoying. "OK, so if it's so bad then I need to hear why, I'm going to come in here and you can tell me before I go."
"aye, but we are gonna close the door for the next three days, so if ye come in ye'll have to stay here till then"

Hmm, I could stay here and make them feed me for three days. But I'd have to put up with dwarfs the whole time and I'd have to wait to eat my special cheese.

Three days cooped up with dorfs sounds like a recipe for disaster, on both your and their part, even with free meals. Better leave.

Slap on your new jewelry, and head home as quick as you can. Stick to open areas as much as possible, so you'll see anyone or anything coming.

>>462995
Well we could just fly ho- oh waaait.

Okay, well let's still avoid getting locked in with Dwarves, these guys build deathtrap facilities likely to spiral out of control at a moment's notice.

>>462995
Three days of being a fat, lazy cow, waited on hand and foot by minions? Sounds right up your street.

Flare 2012/11/10(Sat)18:45 No. 470534 ID: 93f7a1
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Look I can tell when people are being ugly to me! I'm going home! Screw the dumb moon.

>Back at Flare's Lair....

Man, how do you get the cheese out o-

>>470536
>secrets found: 1/2

Dammit.