Command 2012/01/23(Mon)20:58 No. 381798 ID: 16a987
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[command]-Well men, it wasn't easy but you did it, your in space and out of our planet's orbit... This is a great day for the kerbal space program, but an even greater day for mankind... I'm proud of you boys.

Command 2012/01/23(Mon)20:58 No. 381799 ID: 16a987
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[command]-I do how ever have bad news for you all... I'm getting reports that we neglected the return plan and you have no way of coming back home... Also we forgot to instal landing gear as well as parachutes... Well its been nice knowing you guys, command out~Bip!

[bill]-...

[bob]-...

[bill]-AAAaaahhh!!!

FlynnMerk 2012/01/23(Mon)21:00 No. 381800 ID: 16a987
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And so our space heroes engaged in hipper sleep in hopes to one day find a new planet, new life and a new way home...

Jebediah 2012/01/23(Mon)21:05 No. 381802 ID: 16a987
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Manny years later

>A loud siren sounds through out the ship! Signaling your approach to a new planet...

[Jeb]-YAY! We're awake! We're going on an adventure! WOO!

[bob]-Calm down Captain. You're giving me a head ache...

[bill]-Computer, what exactly are we approaching?

How would we know? Sensors are down since that adventure on Flyrgardia 3. We just know that a crash is imminent. That's the only piece of equipment that we still have access to.

Jebediah 2012/01/23(Mon)21:12 No. 381805 ID: 16a987
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[computer]-The ship is currently on a trajectory towards an unknown planet... how ever our trajectory leads us straight through a cross fire between two very large ships.

[bill]-AAaahhh!!!

[bob]-Captain what do we do? We'll be hit for sure!

[Jeb]-Do barrel rolls to avoid fire!

[bob]-What?! Damn it, I'm activating the support drone! ~Bep~ Support! what do we do?

-_ _ _

um .. pray ??? how on kerbal are you going to survive without a parachute landing ? maybe the qualities of the planet can answer that

Use the boost to get through!

well shit !

maintain constant barrel roll

Don't worry, we'll get you guys out of here! Probably in a charred wreck, but at least you'll still be out of here!

Engage the parachute and hope it catches their attention! Then the other one will kill the shit out of them while they're distracted and then rescue you !

angle the ship below the line of fire and then engage the maneuvering thrusters so all the ones on the bottom go off pushing you instead of turning.

>>381810
Wow, I just remembered that WE DON'T HAVE A CHUTE. WOW.

Let's just spin around as much as we can. Can't do much else.

>>381805
Don't we have any thrusters? Go around the combat area! If we're dead in the water uh I guess open communication with the ship that doesn't have a skull on its sail, and request that they keep you from getting shot somehow.

Crash into the pirate ship, and take control of the ship. Use it as a force of good and justice as irony.

Steal the pirate flag. Now you have a parachute!

yes. we must fly into the pirate flag.

Full power to clockwise angular maneuvering thrusters.

SPIN THEM TO DEATH.

>>381805
Open communications with the priate ship and tell them that you have knowledge of where to find vast amounts of booty. Disregard silly logic that would imply that they couldn't understand you because they're aliens.

Can we fire our Yamato cannons?

>>381805
Is SAS on? Turn that shit off and start spinning wildly until you start drifting towards another ship.

Obviously you fire Jeb out of the airlock, and he take over a ship.

>>381805
Quick! RAM THE PIRATE SHIP! Its' wooden hull might slow us down without killing us.

Jebediah 2012/01/25(Wed)14:56 No. 382149 ID: 16a987
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>>381809
[Jeb]-Ha! I knew it all along~

>>381849
[Jeb]-Now's not the time for that.

[bob]-what's a yamato cannon?

[Jeb]~Heheh Never mind...

>>381814
[bob]-We have no thrusters, no chute and no weapons. But we do have a communication array, I'll try to signal that vessel... I've got two signals withing range, Helicoid-3 and Das Rubby brig... I'm calling Helicoid.

*Ring~ring*

[???]-...e no time captain!

[captain]-It's clearly an SoS, he have to!

>The monitor fills with grey static... The massive ship is covered in bright pink explosions as it breaks in two...

[bob]-Aaahhh!!!

Jebediah 2012/01/25(Wed)14:56 No. 382150 ID: 16a987
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>Debris, escape pods and bright lasers flood outwards from the crashing behemoth... Amongst the rubble, one such pod is hurled directly towards your ship!

>>381839
[Jeb]-Like a beyblade, Support you're a genius!

[bob]-What?

[bill]-Aahhh!!!

>Jebediah slams the controls to the right! Spinning the ship clockwise

>The two space crafts collide and are jetted out in opposite directions...

Jebediah 2012/01/25(Wed)14:56 No. 382151 ID: 16a987
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>>381823
>>381827
>The SSlolfail is hurled straight towards the pirate's sails!

[bob]-Hah! Those sails can catch us like a net, we're saved!

>The ship tares right through the fabric ripping off a hulking piece.

[bob]-Or maybe not?

>Your ship is draped in pirate flag and sails violently towards the nearing planet!

Jebediah 2012/01/25(Wed)14:56 No. 382152 ID: 16a987
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>You light up like a roman candle as you approach the atmosphere... Searing heat busts your circuits and damages your receptors...

[bill]-Aaahhh!!!

~ 2012/01/25(Wed)14:57 No. 382153 ID: 16a987
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[...]-*KSshhh...*

Bob 2012/01/25(Wed)15:04 No. 382155 ID: 16a987
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[Bob]-KSshhhbout got it! There I think support's back online. Support can you hear me? can you see me? Are you there support?

Nope, we aren't here, sorry.

all signs point to maybe.

LA LA LA LA

aaaargh what day is it

>>382155
Lookin' kinda' fuzzy there, bro. How goes it?

we've got audio but no visuals

>>382155
The visual feed is absolutely crap, but yes!

Bob 2012/01/25(Wed)15:37 No. 382169 ID: 16a987
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[bob]-Hmm... Our scanners have detected a foreign cristalin-vaporic energy mist within the immediate atmosphere, it's probably conflicting with your nano-optic arrays... I'll try recalibrating your gravitax-radio atmitter, see if that work.

[bill]-It's a tactician not a rocket scientist! they probably don't even know what your saying...

[bob]-Can you see me now?

Bob 2012/01/25(Wed)15:58 No. 382177 ID: 16a987
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[bob]-I suppose your wondering what happened while you were out... We survived atmospheric entry thanks to that flag, I suspect it's made of thermal resistant material, which makes sense since it was on a spaceship. The crash was rough but we made it out alive, the S.S.lolfail is not in flying shape how ever, the outer haul is severely cracked and the command control as well as the SAS are damaged. Bill says he can fix it but we'll need new resources. As soon as we landed Jeb already had his suit on and hoped out of the shuttle before it even had the time to cool down a little, with out his helmet no less... Unfortunately he didn't have the good will to die so we're stuck with the idiot...
How about this, can you see me now? The immediate area is secure so I sent Jebediah out scouting ahead.
You really saved us out there Support, I like to think of you as my captain rather than Jeb. That's why I repaired you, Think you can help us survive out here?

yeah, now, we need weapons of SOME kind. got anything? even a knife. wild alien animals can be bad.

Time for some wilderness survival.

We'll need a source of water first off. Someone should scout out the surrounding area to find one. Second... well, you have a shelter of sorts already what with the ship. It might get hot in there during the day though so if you can set up a sort of tent using the remains of the thermal-resistant flag, that'd be handy.

Third would be looking for signs of civilization or lacking that, some way to get food. If we have any weapons, we could try hunting. This is an alien world, no telling what sort of things are edible here but usually meat is fine to eat. If you can find any indication that certain fruits or berries are commonly eaten by wildlife that could be worth a shot, BUT things that are safe for the local fauna to eat might not be safe for you. You'd want to be careful.

its an honnor to be your captain, dont worry were all gonna live. as soon as the later area is secure find food, leave what rations and space icecream you have for later since they probably keep better. Keep that fire alive,but maybe not on the ship, is there any wood or trees around?

heh heh heh. time to build a new spaceship. so... maybe?

Bob 2012/01/26(Thu)19:27 No. 382493 ID: 16a987
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>>382178
[bob]-I offered him a knife, but he refused, he said he didn't want a weapon if it's not a space gun and that until he gets one his karate will suffice, then he ran off... Well at least Bill and I are armed.

>>382288
[bob]-Yes... I think we can, if we can find the resources for it. You can help by helping me develop fuel tanks, engines, and other parts... I'm not expecting rocket science but good ideas will always be helpful. That and you can help Bill design the rocket based on the parts. I understand you supervised the construction of the S.S.lolfail?

>>382189
>>382191
[bob]-Captain you're a real survivalist, It's an honor to serve under you. Bill did you get all that?!

[bill]-sure did! I'll get working on the camp right away...

[Jeb]-GUYS! Guys come look! Look look look! You've gotta see this!

[bob]-Stay here bob, build a fire I'll be right back, if anything happens just scream I'll come help.

>Bob walks briskly trough the dense foliage towards Jedediah's voice.

[Jeb]-Look down this cliff.

>He leans over the cliff and peers down into the depths... Gears! Huge gears, turning and churning in the darkness bellow...

[Jeb]-It goes all the way down, I've tossed a rock down there and it rattled around for three minutes.

okay so 'don't fall in the cracks or you will be crushed by giant gears'

Look for a path that leads down or a device that could take you down, if the planet is made of gears then you can bet whoever made it also made a way to get around.

Bob 2012/01/26(Thu)19:34 No. 382496 ID: 16a987
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[Jeb]-I'm going down there...

[bob]-What?

[Jeb]-I'm going to climb down into the abiss... we need material for our ship and as a SpaceHero I'm the most qualified to brave the journey.

[bob]-Part of me wants you to go running off to your death and the other part wants my ally to survive.

[Jeb]-I can feel it, adventure is waiting for me down there... There's gonna lasers and action, explosions and I'm gonna save a princess of some kind! I can feel it bro!

[bob]-You know what? go ahead, I'm not even going to stop you. But it's getting dark out, maybe you should go at dawn?

[Jeb]-nah... I've gotta that feeling bro, I'd better go now.

[bob]-How about we let support decide? He is a military grade tactician after all. What do yah say Support?

-_ _ _

Do it bro!

he'll go whether we tell him to or not, would probably be wisest if all three of you went tho. You'll need all the hands you can get to acquire supplies for the ship, or even better find a new ship you could procure to take back home.

Everybody goes! For adventure!

A rock will fall down for 3 minutes without coming to a rest? That sounds more like DESCENT INTO BOREDOM than EPIC LASER ADVENTURE. Just take the top gear and jam something in it. I bet that will cause lots of adventure!

You need to get those gears out if you're going to fashion a spacefaring rocket out of their metal anyway.

>>382506
if that gear is three minutes away it is MASSIVE. like, ship can fit on a single tooth massive.
no way we can actually harvest a gear. look around under the crust for any beams leading to the surface. something has to be holding it up. that will be the way down without going splat.

jeb, you should go in the morning. You'll be more consious and better prepared, not to mention how shitty its gonna be down there in the dark.
Jeb should go alone, he can ahndle him self and the other two need to work on the desing.
Finally. Jeb, you still on cocain? That being said how long till you run out?

Jeb, don't you know there is nothing more epic than starting a heroic journey with the sunrise at your back? Wait until morning, it will be worth it.

obviously you should know that you don't do this kind of stuff without things like knives, ropes, shit like that. what kind of suckass space hero are you?

do you have a flash light? if you do, go ahead right away.

>>382587
This.

Not to mention, you might find a giant oh my god huge bird down there attempting to catch a giant oh my god huge but not as big oh my god huge as the big oh my god huge bird trying to catch said big oh my god huge worm.

Basically, GO IN THE MORNING. AWESOMENESS.

>>382496
Going down unequipped? Unprepared to rescue alien damsels in distress or even bring back the special thing that saves the day?

At least look for an elevator or something.

Grab some crystals. Crystals are useless awesome.

Jebediah 2012/01/29(Sun)19:57 No. 383294 ID: 16a987
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>>382506
[bob]-Well actually we'd need to find smaller bits, things that big would be a real pain to smelt into parts...

>>382508
[Jeb]-Oh! no that's not it support, this crevice leads down into the darkness, it's a three minute fall into the void, the gear's tooth is about... six maybe seven feet across, still pretty big!

>>382588
[Jeb]-Ropes and tools I'm down with, but no knifes! Little pansy back stabbers lick the blood of the blade gay ass shanks... Weapons for a main villain is what I think! Nope all I need is mah black belt.

>>382598
[jeb]-My helmet has side lights, but I'd rather not wear it, it detours from my main characterisms...

[bob]-*facepalm*

[Jeb]-fine I'll bring it with me

>>382696
[Jeb]-Well to quote an infamous doctor: CRYSTALS!!!

>>382674
[Jeb]-Yeah I think I saw one of those a little ways off, didn't think of using it, thanks

>>382512
[Jeb]-Yup! I still hit a few pounds a day, still got plenty in the shuttle, Teeheehee~ i'll have to bring some for my adventure!

>>382587
>>382636
[Jeb]-okay okay you've convinced me, I'll leave at dawn...

[Bill]-Aaahhh!!! Ghosts!

[bob]-shit! We've gotta go back Jeb!

Bob 2012/01/29(Sun)20:32 No. 383310 ID: 16a987
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[Bob]-Shitshitshitshitshitshit... Oh god... I don't want to die here... H-Help me! help me anybody! support are you there support!!!

-_ _ _

Wave your torch at them menacingly!

Bill and Jeb: GOGOGO

Bob: Use the torch! Hit them with it

>>383310
Bill stop being Bob you are a Bill

KILL THEM WITH FIRE.

use FIRE
jeb this is the first challenge, win and i will shut up about you needing a weapon.

>>383310
Don't attack yet, they may be friendly. Try saying hello.

Please for the love of god don't let the fire go out, it's the only thing keeping the big thing from approaching. Now, the ghosts. Do you have any weapons? That torch will do. Let them charge, evade them. Once they've attacked they need a couple of seconds to charge again, this is when they are vulnerable. Purge these corrupted souls!

ask what's up. they look friendly enough.

Jeb use your karate, flying kick now!

Bill 2012/01/30(Mon)19:12 No. 383536 ID: 16a987
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>>383348
>>383312
>Bill scrawls for the stick waving it about as soon as acquired...

>>383349
>>383326
[Bill]-Euh... H-hello I'm Bob I MEAN BILL! Bill... I-we're emissaries from another planet you see... I-i-i would l-like to be the first to say

[ghost]-maow

[Bill]-Aaahhh!!!

Jebediah 2012/01/30(Mon)19:12 No. 383537 ID: 16a987
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>>383313
>>383316
>>383322
>>383408
[Jeb]-ALL RIGHT LETS DO THIS!

>Jeb dashes into the fray yelling as hard as he can. He swiftly kicks the campfire into the air and leaps into the flames!

[Jeb]-TAKE THIS! BLAZING FLYING KICK!

>Startled and shook by the fireworks and bellowing wails, the catlike creatures flee as fast as they can into the night... The large black beast, engulfed in flames melts into a shadow and perishes in the light...

[Jeb]-HA! that's why I'm the best!

Jeb: be the best, and also on fire.

awesome! Kamina would be proud
can you stay on fire with out dieing? If not put your self out
start a new fire closer to the shuttle, and get some rest, bill and bob will guard the night shift, Jeb you need rest for your BIG ADVENTURE tomorow...

>campfire: level up.

Jebediah 2012/01/31(Tue)19:12 No. 383716 ID: 16a987
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>>383622
>>383547
>>383607
[Jeb]-Even I'm not immortal support...

>Jeb rolls himself out

[Bob]-Supports right! Come on Bill let's get to work

>Jebediah rests as well as he can in light of tomorrow...

Jebediah 2012/01/31(Tue)19:18 No. 383717 ID: 16a987
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[Jeb]-*Yawn!* Good morning support...

>He pears out the main window and waves to his comrades, they wave back...

[Jeb]-Good to know they're still standing... Man I need a hit! Where are you little fuckerahAHh! There you are... *Snort* Ha! Much better... Okay support what should we pack for this adventure!?

-_ _ _

ropes and pulleys, in case there are any big useful things to drag back. light, in case of dark.

>>383717
Rope, flashlight, batteries, clothing/protective gear, some sort of weapon? Or are you gonna just use your fists?

Oh, also rations and water.

oh god hes naked in his hearted underwear! I know where this is going

a knife. not as a weapon, but as a tool.

listen FlynnMerk, we`re gonna pick up every damn thing we see. Do you really want to draw every damn thing we see every damn page?
Give us a zeropoint storage device

Now, you will need food, water, cocaine, armor, torch, ropes and cocaine. But don't forget to NOT jump into the big hole, ok Jeb ?

oviously you need to take the escape tool you have for blowing your way out of a wrecked escape pod, and modify it into some kind of high power weapon. call it... a punch gun...

Jebediah 2012/02/03(Fri)17:17 No. 384171 ID: 16a987
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>>383789
>Flynn succumbs to the threat and spawns in a bag of holding... Don't expect anymore treats.

Jebediah 2012/02/03(Fri)17:17 No. 384172 ID: 16a987
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>>383761
[Jeb]-I believe the word you're looking for is... machete! And yes I agree.

>>383800
[Jeb]-Good Idea! We weren't gonna use these old decouplers anyways, better recycle them~

>Jeb macgyvers a PunchGun with the bits and pieces of the vertical decouplers...

Jebediah 2012/02/03(Fri)17:17 No. 384173 ID: 16a987
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>>383721
>>383723
>>383794
[Jeb]-Okay double checking now... I've got me some space iceCream, Cocaine, bottled water, a sturdy Machete, Cocaine, a gun, some make shift bullets, Cocaine, my space suite and helmet with integrated flashlight, rope, Cocaine and pulleys... That should just about do it!

[Bill]-Be careful Jeb and keep in contact.

[Bob]-*Yawn* I'm gonna take a nap, Wake me if you find anything...

[Bill]-Oh and Support, feel free to check back in with us at anytime, like if you come up with any spaceship plans

Jebediah 2012/02/03(Fri)17:18 No. 384174 ID: 16a987
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>Jeb pulls a lever on the mechanism and it plunges him into the darkness... Moments later lights flicker on just below him, turning almost as fast as you drop... The atmosphere is dusty and old... About a mile down the ride stops, before you is a catwalk leading up to a fork, the fork branches off into three passages leading to three separate mechanisms like the one you just rode, above them are three distinct symbols...

[Jeb]-Well you're the tactician, you get to choose... There's a screw, a pink square and a batman logo.

>>384174
Don't fuck with batman. Let's get screwed.

3 restrooms? We really are on an alien world!

Go with the pink handbag~

>>384174
Screw will take you to hostile machines and gremlins.
Pink square will take you to slime monsters.
Batman will take you to ghosts and soul-sucking demons.

I'm voting NOT BATMAN.
Actually, lets go screw because then we can seduce hot gremlin chicks.

>>384181
Awww yeah, hot aliens.

WAIT. you didn't forget the cocaine, did you?

go into the screw room. because it's fun to screw.

The screw, because PARTS and COMPONENTS.

lets go with the demons, whats the worst that can happen? stapplers?

Jebediah 2012/02/06(Mon)17:39 No. 384913 ID: 16a987
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>>384229
[Jeb]-Hold on let me check... yup all four rocks!

>Jebediah descends deeper into the abyssal pit... The dusty machine doesn't put up even the slightest protest, you can't help but feel a certain amount of respect for such an old yet efficient machine... the tool stops at another floor, several miles below the last... The floor is tiled with orange slabs or clay, broken by pass, the underside is coveted by stones... Jeb peers off the sides of the hulking platform.

[Jeb]-Amazing...

>Thousands of massive platforms taking every shape and form imaginable span outwards, suspended in flight by massive cables and supports... all of which tick and tock around like cogs and gears... It's almost as if the entire planet was some kind of ClockWork Cradle.

[Jeb]-This is looking like quite the adventure...

>our hero wanders the platform for some time, the flat open area shapes into corridors and tunnels... You hear occasional winding and wizing beneath your feet... Jeb stops and slides across a wall... He turns the corner just a peek and spots three little animals... They cackle and yip as they pull pieces from a statue...

[Jeb]~Heheh your move Support. Tactician me...

okay lets see, shoot the guy who put his hammer down, then run in and punt the dog, then when the engie turn the statue on break its neck so it shoots out at him instead. Then loot everything for everything.

>>384913
Observe for now, don't just run in guns blazing. They might not even be hostile.

>>384925
Of course they're hostile. They're aliens, and Jeb's a daring space man. How could you try to deny him his moment of daring heroicism?

Anyway, do what >>384918 said.

>>384913
Casually stroll out and say "Excuse me, fellow mechanics, but could you direct me to the nearest town?"

If they attack, shoot them.

All what I see is just unclaimed heat, coins and materials.

Murder their shit.

say hi. maybe you can get 'em to build a spaceship for you.

>>384965

Hostile? That's just them wanting a piece of Hot Spaceman Ass.

Duh.

Jeb, are you seriously going to attack this innocent creature when, here, YOU are the alien? Killing it will be like one of their kind coming down and killing your friends and stealing your cocaine. Don't kill someone's friends and steal their cocaine.

Wait, they have cocaine?????

>>385044

well, they might have super alien cocaine.

Jebediah 2012/02/07(Tue)17:41 No. 385141 ID: 16a987
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>>384918
>>384965
>>384971
>>385045
>>384966
>Jeb strolls around the corner

[Jeb]-greetings furry aliens! I was hoping you could bring me to your hometown?

[Gremlin]-YipYap! Bark! *growl*

>The red furred creature dashed to his feet and grabs its maul, Jeb emediatly responds with a bullet to the brain!

[Jeb]-My PunchGun chambers only one bullet. Time for action!

Jebediah 2012/02/07(Tue)17:41 No. 385142 ID: 16a987
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>Jeb bursts a dash across the field and punts the dog clear out the platform sending it sailing with a crunch and a yip...

Jebediah 2012/02/07(Tue)17:41 No. 385143 ID: 16a987
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>The engie, panic sprayed all over his face, quickly snaps the machine shut and pulla at a lever on its neck... The doglike machine spins about and opens its gullet, just then our hero grabs its head and jerks it around with a sound pop and Fwoosh the gremlins head goes up in flames

[Gremlin]-KIAAaahhh!!!

>The beasts now unidentifiable face is riddled in flames and chard black like coal.

Jebediah 2012/02/07(Tue)17:41 No. 385144 ID: 16a987
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[Jeb]-Looks like his SweetBread... Is toast

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>385144
Alright! Now shove everything in the bag, and see if we can reload and/or improve our gun with any of these parts.

We should save meddling with our gun when we are somewhere more secure. Gathering parts is still useful.

>>385144
Grab everything.
See if you can snag one of their swanky outfits.

if it produces fire, it has something in it that can be used to jet you out of here. grab it.

wait what am I saying grab EVERYTHING

strip that red rover of its flamer so you may clense these xeno skum. And dont feel bad for killing them, they've clearly stolen this land from it's natives.

Jebediah 2012/02/09(Thu)20:04 No. 385522 ID: 16a987
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>>385157
[Jeb]-No sweat, I can reload the PunchGun in 30seconds flat. Just gotta undo these straps, open the barrel, remove the old shell, put in the new bullet and rebuild the gun around it. Bam! reloaded.

>>385150
>>385159
>>385216
>Jeb hauls just about everything into the bag, pausing for a moment as he decides to not stuff the corpses in his loot...

[Jeb]-I don't think we need the bodies right? Well maybe their clothes...

>Found: Engineer tools, metal mallet, alien clothes, dried meats, alien booze, 35Crowns(money)

>>385216
>>385220
>Our hero uses his new found tools to undo the somewhat broken turret... reducing it to pieces he stare confuzzled at what he found...

[Jeb]-The thing had a brain? There was a live brain inside the turret?!

>Found: Brain, turret Cannon(requires active turret to operate), parts-20

-_ _ _

you are a mcgyver, not a scientist, stuff it in the bag and let bill and bob look at it.

I agree. This is a scientific curiosity.

We can go further in though. At least for another couple hours.

you didn't detach the batteries from that brain container, did you?

Bill and bob told us to keep in contact, do we have communicators or can we swich to the base? either way report our findings to the B's

Jebediah 2012/02/13(Mon)18:33 No. 386381 ID: 16a987
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>>385604
[Jeb]-I didn't think sorry, but I think the brains okay, there's a little red light on even though its not plugged into anything.

>>385609
[Jeb]-I'm pretty sure Bill showed me a com-link somewhere in this collar... *Beep*

[Bill]-Jebediah, this is Bill, what do you have to report?

[Jeb]-I've found a brain, what do I do with it?

[Bill]-... What?

[Jeb]-There's a brain in a jar, what should I do with it?


[Bill]-Keep it, I'd like to run a few experiments on it, since it's here. By the way, what's that big blue machine in the cargo bay? I've never noticed it before...

[Jeb]-That's the Zero-point Quantum transmitter receptor, Flynn gave it to me.

[Bill]-Who?! *Sigh* Never mind, what is it?

[Jeb]-It E-mails things... Here I'll send you the junk I found

>>385528
>Jeb sent: Brain, turret Cannon, parts-20

[Bill]-Woh! it's making hella noise, You're doing great Jeb, keep me posted and keep up the good work. Over and out

>>385534
>Jeb wanders off further into the labyrinth... Eventually coming to a fork, both paths lead off a ways then turn, one path is clear, the other bears an overgrowth.

[Jeb]-Hmm... What to do?

-_ _ _

the growth could be a trap. stay clear until we are out of options. left.

>>386381
Overgrowth! It's just grass, right?

those green things look too much like rape tentacles for me to condone anyone going through them.

thoses vines willl lead you to a grass land. Take the other path, youll likely find treasure, before compleating this stage.

Jebediah 2012/02/19(Sun)20:59 No. 387827 ID: 382193
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>>386385
>>386566
>>386918
>Following your advice, Jebediah sets off to the left, towards the dark and rusted path, Following what dim-light he may find, Jebediah marches onwards into he halls of the platform, The corridors turn to cityscape as houses and small buildings unfold before you, most of which deserted and ransacked, one can only wonder what happened in this clearly once populated realm. In the darkness of the streets you notice a glow, evident and blue, it hums with a certain pitch, and pulsates gently...

-_ _ _

>>387827
Take the blue thing!
Looting the other trash is optional.

hold it above your head and hum an iconic jingle

oooh shiny thing

Ooooohhhh, SHINY! Go get it!

Jebediah 2012/02/20(Mon)21:03 No. 388052 ID: 382193
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>>387828
>>387896
>>387900
>>387906
>Jebediah cautiously trots over to the glow and grasps it in his palm.

[Jeb]-TedeDaDA!

>The glowing blue orb pulsates and hums, growing faster and faster...

>>388052
OH GOD DROP IT AND RUN

OH FUCK THROW IT

This is why we need to remember to bring ten foot poles!

throw it as far as you can. like, now.

Swallow it!

Jebediah 2012/02/21(Tue)17:56 No. 388169 ID: 382193
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>>388053
>>388055
>>388073
>Jeb rears up and trows the orb with all his might, but just as it leaves his fingers it produces a ear shattering cry, a roaring blue spiral draws the hero's arm right in, twisting as his limb snaps and cracks

Jebediah 2012/02/21(Tue)17:56 No. 388170 ID: 382193
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>The torrent halts on the drop of a dime, a wave pulls whats left of Jeb in and explodes, sending him flying out into the street... Blood coats the floor in a trail leading to poor Jeb's body...

[Jeb]-Ouch... Damn who the fuck?

>Amist the chaos, a chirping mechanical voice calls out
[???]-Wrirrw... Clickclak! TrdTt~ Shoowong?

[Jeb]-Eeh... What now? Can't a man get a break?!

-_ _ _

on your feet Jeb! If you die now Bill will have to take your spotlight! Keep you gun handy, you only have one bullet, dont miss and keep cool!

never pull back to throw a bomb, just push it away.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was yet another asshole out to get you. this planet seems to be full of xenophobes.

Jebediah 2012/02/22(Wed)16:44 No. 388342 ID: 382193
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>>388175
[Jeb]-Duly*Ack!* Duly noted

>>388172
>>388258
>*Slock!* A messy piece of meat falls off of Jebediah's shoulder

[Jeb]-Ahck! *Gasp*... Heheh... Little bomb... D-didn't even hurt... Hehah! J-just a flesh wound! Eck!

>Suddenly a spiff of mechanical feet come running down towards you, out from behind a nearby building a small person leaps out!

[???]-Trwaw BripBip!

>Think fast!

-_ _ _

Draw your gun, you only need one arm for that.

>>388342
"Oh, hello there. Would you please direct me to the nearest medical center? I appear to be seriously wounded."

Jebediah 2012/02/22(Wed)17:35 No. 388370 ID: 382193
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>>388345
>Jeb stumbles quickly to his feet and spins to upholster his weapon, the PunchGun sails gently in the air. The person rears back to throw another bomb!

[Jeb]-Never pull back to throw a bomb!

>Jebediah Grabs the gun mid flight The enemy hurls his weapon towards you Jeb pulls the trigger with catlike speed!

[Jeb]-Just push it away...

>The smoke clears and the body lies motionless on the ground... His visor is shattered, his skull is worked open by the bullet... Jeb leans against the wall...

[Jeb]-I'm getting dizzy Support...

>>388370
You're getting low on blood. You need to stop the bleeding! Maybe tie something around your shoulder to slow the blood flow.

Man, maybe we can get you a bitchin' robot arm to replace that limb... Hey, can the delivery system send YOU?

tackle them down and disble them.

>>388370
Reload weapon.
Bandage and apply pressure to your arm.
Retrieve the rest of your arm.
Loot corpse.

>>388388
This, except for, uh, stop the bleeding first.

Fashion badass mechanical arm from parts(20).
Walk around telling people you never asked for it.

add your arm to your inventory.

if we need more parts, go look for more parts to salvage

Jebediah 2012/02/23(Thu)15:01 No. 388555 ID: 382193
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>>388373
>>388428
>>388388
>Jeb struggles to bandage his wound and with great difficulty he manages to tie it off using the clothes he salvaged from the critters...

[Jeb]-There... That should keep me alive for a little... Longer...

>It takes a lot longer, but our hero manages to reload his firearm.

>>388476
>What remains of his limb is a twisted, rancid pile of meat and bone, intrepidly wrapped in spacesuit.

[Jeb]-I don't see why I'd want to keep it... But I'm to wozzy to argue...

>found: Ruined arm

>Jeb turns to loot the corps but it crumbles into a mist of purple smoke...

Jebediah 2012/02/23(Thu)15:01 No. 388556 ID: 382193
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>>388373
>>388446
[Jeb]-Yeah, the zeropoint transmit or can retrieve objects sent from the... Base... I'll contact Bill...

>Beep*

[Jeb]-Bill this is Jebediah, do you read me?

[Bill&Bob]-Pweern!* Happy birthday Jebediah!

[Jeb]-You're fucking kidding me...

[Bill]-Nope according to the on board computer its your birthday in Kearth rotations~

[Jeb]-I just got my arm ripped off.

[Bill]-What?!

[Jeb]-Some fucking sicko ripped my bloody arm off!

[Bob]-... Aaahhhh!

[Jeb]-Bill I'm gonna try not to die, could you make some kind of mecha arm?

[Bill]-Eh... Yeah I'll do that, support can help with the design... Just try not to die okay?

[Jeb]-I'll do my best, Over and out... Worst fucking birthday ever...

Jebediah 2012/02/23(Thu)15:01 No. 388557 ID: 382193
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>>388515
[Jeb]-Best I can do for now is keep moving... Hope for a miracle. What yah say support, feeling lucky?

>Jeb wanders on until he meets another elevator. Hopping in he activates the only command and it wises down... The ride is smooth and long.

[Jeb]-It's starting to hurt again, guess the adrenaline wearing off... Getting kinda sleepy...*yawn* Mind waking me when we get there?

-_ _ _

>>388557
Damn it jeb no don't sleep that is the worst thing you can possibly be doing right now.

>>388558
naw it's fine. think a rest stop is next.

dont you go to sleep jeb! If you do you wont wake up and youll fucking die!

>>388557
No. No sleeping while bleeding.

Jebediah 2012/02/23(Thu)19:25 No. 388584 ID: 382193
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>>388558
>>388564
>>388570
[Jeb]-Eeh! Gotta stay awake!

>Jeb stands up and slaps himself hard...

[Jeb]-Ack! fuck my arm... My arm that's it!

>Jebediah pries his fingers in the wound and twists them about

[Jeb]-Aahhh! Fuck damn shit that hurts... But I'm awake now. I'm not sure if doing thats good for my shoulder. Meh worst comes to worst I'll amputate... Heh~

Jebediah 2012/02/23(Thu)19:29 No. 388586 ID: 382193
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>The vater stops on another platform. This grassland is densely populated by trees and foliage. Jebediah, feeling faint, stumbles around lost in the tree

[Jeb]-No roads or paths... Seeing fuzzy... Not feeling good... talking like caveman... Other bad signs... Shit!

>Jeb ducks behind a bush. The metal hound stands no more than fifteen feet away...

[Jeb]-Okay support... I can't think... Guide this dieing man.

-_ _ _

>>388586
[Teleport a Saline drop and an IV to Jeb]
That help?
Sneak past it. If it wakes up then shoot it. Unless you see a bunch of hearts, in which case HUG IT.

Yes, let's sneak around it.

Jeb, don't worry TOO much. You lost a lot of blood but the bleeding has stopped for the most part, hasn't it? Just stay conscious, and you'll recover.

yes, get a good look at it. if it has hearts on it then basically go make out with it. if not then sneak. oh and if you see a small butterfly try catching it.

I think it might be time for you to get some pick-me-up in powder form.

>>388610
no actually, with this little blood it could kill him. with not really bloody but PAINFUL wound, then yes.

>>388587
Lets NOT go the route of [command to solve all our problems] again. I would rather this not end up like Planetfall did.

>>388624
>[Jeb]-Yeah, the zeropoint transmit or can retrieve objects sent from the... Base... I'll contact Bill...
If we can teleport things back and forth then I'm pretty sure sending basic medical supplies to somebody who lost an arm is reasonable. Unless we don't have basic medical supplies.

Check out what color it is

>>388653
Oh, right. Forgot about the storage thing. Messaging the guys back at the ship to send medical supplies is a good idea.

Jebediah 2012/02/24(Fri)21:41 No. 388725 ID: 382193
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>>388610
>>388613
[Jeb]-Ahh... Don't tempt me. Man I could use a pickme up!

>>388654
>>388587
>>388599
[Jeb]-The turret's pink with a heart on its snout... Should I just walk up to it?

>Jebediah comes out from hiding and limps over to the hound. The machine turns to face him and opens its gullet wide, pink particles form in rings around its mouth and a heart shaped blast of energy drifts slowly from its maw... Hesitantly Jebediah lets himself get hit by the blast, The gooey pink slime hits Jeb on the chest and turns to smoke, it smells like cinnamon... Suddenly the pain in his shoulder washes away like a cold tide, Jebediah inspects his wound to find it healing at a rapid pace... The turret fires round after round, which our hero gladly accepts. before long his shoulder has completely healed over...

[Jeb]-Thank you kind turret...

>Jebediah kneels and caresses the machine with his only hand...

[Jeb]-You're the first kind person I've meet down here. You have a brain in there right? You can hear me right? Can you see me?

>Jeb wraps his arm around its neck an hugs it tight... He give the turret a kiss and leans up against it...

[Jeb]-I can't *yawn* anymore... Sorry...

is fine now. sleep.

Bob 2012/02/24(Fri)21:45 No. 388727 ID: 382193
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[Bob]-Oh support your back... I've been working on the router system between the shoulder and the arm, I think I could managed a nerve sync using stem cells from the brain you guys found, I'll have to pull some root nerves as well, that should take some time. How's Jeb?

>>388727
I think Jebs falling in love with a sentry turret.

he lucked out after that hit and found a turret with a heal gun. he'll be fine. if it can be we'll have it transported over here after he wakes up. need to look into stunners so we can capture some of these aliens alive and figure out what is going on.

Bob 2012/02/24(Fri)21:57 No. 388730 ID: 382193
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[Bob]-Well since you're here may as well put you to good use. I'll work on the circuitry, you work on the designing the arm.
We'll have Jedediahs new arm up and running in no time~

Trout 2012/02/24(Fri)23:22 No. 388738 ID: 9c7c3b
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>>388730

Suggestion 2012/02/25(Sat)06:37 No. 388776 ID: ed57e8
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dis klaw is ded killy

>>388738

man, we should definitely install a hydraulic punch. and grip. and joints. and integrate the punch gun into it. and a lighter. and an iPod. and make sure you give its pinky finger a long fingernail so Jeb can use it to scoop up coke.

I am sad because no chainsaw arm.

>>388814

How on kerth are you punch anyone with a chainsaw?

or grab his head and squeeze his brains out with your hydraulic fingers?

Since our arm is already going to use components from a turret, could we get that turret gun we salvaged to work with it?
(Or maybe even have it be interchangeable with other guns from those turrets when we find more?)

>>388812
Fuck.
Yes.

inclued a rocket punch that has a retractable cable for both getting your fist back, graple hooking and mid air grapple hooking. (like bat man!)

Also include a retractable back scratcher. Because he might need it.

Bob 2012/02/29(Wed)14:09 No. 389586 ID: 382193
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[Bob]-Oh! hey there support, done already? Geeze that would of taken me weeks, thanks~ I'll get to work on it as soon as I'm done wiring the Nerf-joint. It's amazing what we can accomplish simply by studying anothers brain... I should of done this years ago... I've been meaning to ask, what's going on down there? are you finding many new things? is there much life down there? plants, water?
Ah oh... I'm sorry that's probably to much questioning... Sorry captain. More accurate, ehm... about the bomb, tell me about that bomb that took Jebs arm.

it wasn't really a bomb, it was a blue ball with a face, and when Jeb woke it up it sort of disappeared in a spacetime-distorting whirl, twisting his arm into a pulp we made him put into the bag.

and then he just stood up and shot a robot dead as if his arm hadn't been made into marmelade and casually bandaged himself up before being healed by an, uh, healing gun and passing out. so you really don't wanna fuck with the guy.

yeah some kind of vortex bomb. possibly smart.

the whatever that appeared then attempted to throw another bomb but jeb shot it in midair taking the things arm. it activated a teleport system or something.

>>389595
wasn't a robot, it bled when it's arm was exploded.

whatcha watchen there bob?

We know these things are intelligent, and have some sort of language. Aside from that, no idea what they are. Also, Jeb seems to have found some kind of.....turret. It shoots some sort of pink projectile that appears to have some beneficial effect. After being hit by it, Jeb's wounds were cauterized.

Jeb promptly fell in love with it in a fit of delerium.

Bob 2012/03/13(Tue)12:46 No. 392462 ID: 382193
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>>389595
>>389596
>>389597
[Bob]-That is right out of this world... Good thing Jeb's here for us, I can't think of anyone else who could pull this off... You say there was a robot? A robot that blead... I think I've seen those.

>>389842
>>388728
[Bob]-Jebediah is in love with a gun? Wait wait wait... Like "I fucking love this gun" Love? Or like love of his life gets married and grows old together love?
Eh! Fucking Jebediah messing up my mental stability, I tell yah he's bad for yer brain he is... So one of those turrets healed him. I'd like to examine it.

>>389606
[Bob]-Glad you asked, I've been studying that brain you sent me. Oh the things I've leaned... Back home I'd be given half a dozen awards, just as fast as I'd be barred up for life. *Sigh*
I've noticed a few connectors that were unused on the pod hud, they resembled HDMI outlets so I fiddled up a few and gave it a try, in the end all I needed to do was hit three and presto! Cerebral video graphs... Who ever designed all this is a genius... I've re-winded the memory-graph back a few dozen years and found something odd, this person was once a person... Well so to say, about fifty years back this brain was owned by a middle aged man, one of those furry red dog folks. and well when he died they put his brain in that pod and the pod in a gun and the gun in a turret... apparently his brain was compatible with the P.U.P.P.Y interface... what's really twisted is his thought pattern in latter years, with time it got warped and twisted... At first he seemed to forget he was a gun, his memories even show him standing and talking, but with time his body grew on him and his brain recognized him as a turret. But whats really strange is that years later his mind warped into that of a dog. his mind set, reactions and even his mental image of himself has degraded to being a dog. Look... even in his fantasies... What a horrible fate to be such a cannon... And yet, what an amazing feat of science. I really want to study more of these brains...
ahem... But you probably don't really care about all that... I've seen quite a bit through the eyes of this dog. Maybe I could answer a few questions. Like that robot thing that lobed bombs at Jeb. They are intact Robots, but they posses life. Like some kind of living metal...

that could be useful. but problem is they have a teleport emergency system. so capturing one alive or dead will be... difficult. and i am sure jeb will be willing to send it back rather then leave it there. may need a little prodding. just make sure you don't break it, just in case. would be handy to have around the lab, something blows up in your face and burns you? heal beam it away.

and yeah, see what the memories say about the robot people.

how about you tell us why the fuck they're shooting kerbs on sight as if a kerbal dropped an atom bomb on their Hiroshima?

>>392462
It may be a war zone down there, or both types of creature are extremely isolationist and lash out at anyone that's not their 'species'. A disguise may be in order.

More of love of your life get married kind of love.

Although slightly ''I love this gun'' Love.

Maybe he'll take it with him if it isn't lodged in the ground.

Bob 2012/03/13(Tue)14:45 No. 392492 ID: 382193
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>>392464
>>392465
[Bob]-Hmn good idea, having such a thing around would be great, plus I'd just love to prod around in it's brain... try to get Jeb to hand it over to me.
About the Robots. Well the memories are mostly in dog speak, lots of yipping and yapping. But there's some Kerthian, which is creepy honestly... Apparently, they fell from the sky a good thirty years back. It's known by the dog folks, which I've deducted to be called Gremlins, but there's no being sure. It's known that they murder and pillage anything they see. They're very dangerous and feed on their victims soul, which they call heat. Some of them speak Kerthian, which they call Common. Most just make clickity buzzing robot noises.

>>392468
[Bob]-The entire Gremlin society is one massive militia. They're divided into Three main clans, excluding the royal family and the dark heretics. The three main clans are ripped up and scattered across the levels. I don't know why but they're raised to be aggressive and cruel... The very thought that one would want to heal Jeb is amazing, I simply must look into her mind. There seems to be wild life on the levels as well as some deamon. But most are relatively passive, why they've been raised as such is still a mystery.

>>392473
[Bob]-Well yes, the two most aggressive species, those robots that call themselves Knights and the Gremlins, are at war. You might be able to sneak Jeb into a camp with a good disguise, Gremlins don't have good eye sight, but their smell is great.

>>392474
[Bob]-I see... Let's hope he's just delirious from the blood loss. *Sigh* Either way... Maybe you should check back in with Jeb. Unless you have anymore questions?

hmmm... nope can't think of anything right now.

Jebediah 2012/03/13(Tue)16:30 No. 392517 ID: 382193
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[Jeb]-God Fucking damn it Support! You leave for five minutes and all hell breaks loose! Where were you?!

we were just talking to bob, what happened?

talking to bob about stuff.... where did you get an arm?

holy shit, dude, you're a crab.

Jebediah 2012/03/13(Tue)17:02 No. 392530 ID: 382193
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>>392519
[Jeb]-Can't remember, details are sketchy

>>392521
[Jeb]-Yeah and it's really hard to shoot with only one hand!

>>392518
[Jeb]-They took her away, I don't care what it takes I'm gonna get her back.

cool, dude. give us lowdown on hostiles. will scan for weaknesses and shit.

okay, just how many of them are you facing? we might have an upgrade for you. or not. I forgot to ask when your new arm will be done, and how to attach it now that you already have one. which really, really worries me. did you know that the inhabitants of this planet are all effectively driven insane to the point of thinking they're all dogs? this place does weirtd things to you, man.

Jebediah 2012/03/13(Tue)17:15 No. 392536 ID: 382193
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>>392532
>>392533
[Jeb]-Enemies! they're... I can't quite remember what I'm fighting... ehm... what?

...

pinch yourself.

Yep, I think you're dreaming, Jeb. Wake up, and receive your robot arm.

... are we inside your dream?

You seem to be disoriented or hallucinating. You should take cover in case there actually are enemies present.

Jebediah 2012/03/13(Tue)17:28 No. 392548 ID: 382193
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[Jeb]-Snork* Eh? Wha... What time is it? Ehg... Not enough sleep...

yep. the part of your head that we are stuck on let us see your dream.

weird dreams you got there. wakey wakey.

Jebediah 2012/03/13(Tue)17:53 No. 392560 ID: 382193
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>>392558
[Jeb]-Eggs and bacey~

>>392553
[Jeb]-*Yawn* What a dream... *stretch* Ehh... Hearing... You hear dreams, your brain translates into shapes... Freudian theory...

>Jeb stretchs out his nub and looks in confusion at it...

[Jeb]-Right... That's what happened yesterday. Erh yeah! Don't you remember? Support modules can hear surface thoughts... It's part of how you guys get in our heads. You know so you can help us from the inside out?
Morning love~

>Jeb kisses the pink turret on the snout.

[Jeb]-I've been thinking, this gal needs a name. What should we call her? Oh and what about the arm?

bob is building it, may take a while. and you can't carry her around with you. bob has set up a memory reader using the ports built in the brain cases. just wants to see why she is nice and the rest are assholes. but after that we had him promise to put her back together.

>>392560
Tetrahedron, or Tetra/Tete for short.

The arm should be almost done, Bob got distracted.

hmm... Olive Oyl.

>>392560
Do you think you could teleport the turret back to base? Bob wants to look into her mind.

Wait, I saw some letters written on the base. Check it out, maybe she already has a name.

>>392565
Yeah, let's get it back to the base to investigate if we can. Also, head back to get that robo-arm attached.

>>393038
he can't head back yet. he needs to get to the dealer floor

Let's name her...


Tetrahedronpinkolopolypse.

Or Teta for short.

>>393042
Dealer floor?
Am I missing something here?

>>393209
... you never play spiral knights?
simply, the elevators all only go down, except at certain areas. at those locations, they go up.

Jebediah 2012/03/18(Sun)21:25 No. 393992 ID: 382193
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>>392562
>>393098
[Jeb]-Yeah I like that name... Tetra, Do you like it Tetra?

[Tetra]-Raow~♥

>>392561
[Jeb]-I don't know, I don't really trust that Bob.

>>392565
[Jeb]-Let's see... It's written L.O.V.E. At the base... Aww that's cute.

>>393038
>>393042
>>393211
[Jeb]-Dealer floor eh? Bob give you that Intel... Cool I'll try to find one as soon as possible.

>Suddenly Steam bellows out from Tetra's collar, the floor below her opens up and the mechanical puppy begins descending...

[Jeb]-Tetra!

Jebediah 2012/03/18(Sun)21:26 No. 393993 ID: 382193
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>Jeb lunges onto his lovepuppy grabbing her by the head!

[Tetra]-Roaw!~Roaw!

[Jeb]-I won't let you go Tetra! I won't let them take you away from me!

(I can feel her support. I can feel her tears... I can hear her cry out for me, she wants to be saved! I have to save her!)

>You know what to do~

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AAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAaAaaaAaAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAaAaaaAaAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAA

A!
Aaaaaa!

This button of mine holds a awesome POWER! It's burning plastic tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and ALL MY BUTTON MASHING!

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10 PRINT "A"
20 GOTO 10
RUN

Mouse 2012/03/19(Mon)02:16 No. 394064 ID: 365adf
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>>393993

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WinstAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 2012/03/19(Mon)11:01 No. 394112 ID: 0d7a83
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UP
UP
DOWN
DOWN
LEFT
RIGHT
LEFT
RIGHT
B
A
START

I'm using one of those turboboost controllers, so I'll just hold down A.

A.

For true looooove!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

And so Tetra was separated at the neck.

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>>394353
That's okay! Saving the brain is all that would matter.

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Jebediah 2012/03/20(Tue)13:38 No. 394453 ID: 382193
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>Mechanical pistons pull and pull against the might of Jedediah's love! One after another bolts and restraints break, bringing about sharp metallic sounds. Tension grows and Tetra is almost completely pulled in along with Jeb. With one last longing effort of passion, Jebediah yanks his beloved puppy free with a powerful thrust! Frames snap and wires unravel as Jeb's launched to the ground by the force of the blow. Holding the head tight in his arm, he pauses to catch his breath...

[Jeb]-*Huff~Puff* It's okay Tetra... *Pant* I've got you...

[Tetra]-Raoww...

[Jeb]-Tetra? Tetra!

>Panicked, Jeb fumbles down the line to find her brain

[Jeb]-The light's still on, the light on her brain pod is still on! T-that means she's alright... Right? Right!

You should probably send her to Bob to be sure.

bob can use the parts from the other one you broke and sent him to make sure she stays stable. not sure how long the internal battery will last.

Suggestion 2012/03/20(Tue)14:39 No. 394469 ID: 12c19f
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Spool up your cablewoman and drag her back to base camp.

We must make this a reality.

>>394469

oh dear god, a pink robotic Mok medic. that is the best thing ever.

>>394469

...

Yes.

>>394469
Nothing can be allowed to stand in the way of making this happen, NOTHING!

>>394475
>>394494
>>394500
Flattered. I just hope Bob can make it happen.

Jebediah 2012/03/26(Mon)22:12 No. 396289 ID: 99df95
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>>394454
>>394457
>Jeb scoops Tetra up and bundles her up in the space container.

[Jeb]-Don't worry love, Bob will take care of you, It'll be alright...

>Jeb activates the intercom...

[Jeb]-Jebediah to base, this is your captain speaking. Get me Bob stat!

[Bob]-*Sigh* Yesss Captain...

[Jeb]-I'm sending a special package back to base... I want You to fix her up. You are going to make my pretty Tetra fully operational and you will NOT mettle with her brain. You will not modify her and you will not dismantle her. You WILL make her live and comfortably at that. And you WILL do what EVER she wants. That is an order from your superior. Understood?

[Bob]-Yes captain

[Jeb]-What was that pilot!?

[Bob]-Yes captain!

[Jeb]-Good... I'm sending her your way.

>Jebediah activates the zeropoint receiver and begins warping Tetra to the base.

>>394469
(Jeb)-Teehee that does sound nice... We will most definitely look into that~
But there's something troubling me... Even though I scolded him in advance, I just don't trust that Bob figure... I think her a Russian spy. Would you mind keeping an eye on him while I make my way back?

-Return to base and supervise Bob
-Stay downunder and guide Jebediah

okay. parting tips. really big guys with circular faces and robes are seemingly peaceful. if shit goes down with one, RUN. you will also find large crystals near him. smash at them and they should shard up, most shards become too small to be usable but some large chunks do form, take the largest chunk you can.

we will make sure your love is taken care of properly, Cap'n. support out.

>>396289
Jeb, very simple instructions. Find an elevator, they all have an immediate return home function and it costs nothing to do so- (oh wait... That'll lead you likely to a knight encampment... Hm. FUCK!)

QUICK CUT THE CAMERA TO BOB.

nah the elevators have been going straight down and will probay go straight up as well. He'll have to walk back to base, but the surface is quite tame during the day.

We'll go back and watch over Bob. Also I wonder what Bill's been getting up to.

Finaly, Jeb all your items are in the container right? But then where's your container 80% of the time?

>>396377
he drops it when in combat. it's on the ground behind him a bit, duh.

>>396343
It might take him to a knight encampment, but there is more than one emcampment, right? Then how does it know where to take you? Maybe what the "home" function does is relative to the one activating it.

Or he could just retrace his steps and get back the way he came.

>>396439
He went down on an elevator. The entry elevators go one way. He needs to find the exit elevator on this floor and choose between homing to the surface or descending further.

Hopefully it's not far either way.

Jebediah 2012/03/28(Wed)18:43 No. 396740 ID: 4d6045
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>>396522
>>396439
>>396377
>>396293
>>396292
[Jeb]-Robed men at the station are good, Cristals are valuable, the elevator can bring me to the surface and we'll meet back in the shuttle. See yah later Support!

Bob 2012/03/28(Wed)18:48 No. 396743 ID: 4d6045
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[Bob]-So... You're the one who broke his heart open, writhed your pretty tendrils in and made it your home... Teeheehee~ Oh I'm sure I could put you to good use. Maybe I could manipulate the Captain with your thoughts? Or down right make him cry... Oh but first, First I want to know... Who are you? I want to know all about you, Open wide this wont hurt a bit...

>>396743

Though an impossible task, making Jeb cry would be sweet sweet revenge for all those hours he spent cheering you on in space while you continued to scream like a little kerchild.

YOU GET YOUR DIRTY HANDS OFF OF HER

>>396743
It better not. She can save lives, and we are not about to let you make her feel unwelcome.

jeb made the right call. you are a smooze

>>396743
Are you about to disobey orders, Bob?

Bob 2012/03/28(Wed)20:20 No. 396773 ID: 4d6045
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>>396746
>>396748
>>396757
[Bob]-Support! Oh euh Hi... Eum... How much of that did you hear? I eum... I'm putting her down, see? Let's not do anything risky right? Wouldn't want to hurt her little head... Let's get her plugged in, lets just put this plug inside you... Nothing sexual I assure you. And there, right into the power lines. Ha! fully operational, See? No need to go telling the captain... right?

>>396747
[Bob]-Ideed! I wouldn't dream otherwise... Bill! Get a pillow for our special guest!

>>396745
[Bob]-Hours spent cheering? It was almost insulting, but no. For all the hardship his stupidities brought us and the entire Kerbal space program through! By the makers, it's probably his fault we're here in the first place!.. *Sigh* But you're right, making the captain sad wont get us anywhere...
But you can't say you aren't curious! Who is she! Does she even know?! It wont hurt to look, We'll just pry into her memories and find out everything there is to know about her~ How about it?

how much pry? do you need to break open a firewall or is it just hitting "play" on the system?

Works for me, crack those knowledge banks open.

>>396773

Make it so!

Fine but give us vote uplink to the feed. If we want to cut what we see, we'll cut it by vote here at Support.

I don't think we're going to like anything we see.

>>396773
How about you plug her into a body that can speak, and we ASK her like normal kerbals?

>>396773
Not a good idea. Unless you can get some sort of consent from her(?) the mind reading thing is a no-no. Probably should have stopped on the first once once we realized it was still alive and at least partway sentient.

It will, in the short term, limit what we can learn, but treating the other species on this planet well outside of a heated battle may eventually lead to peace, which could lead to more information than you could process in a lifetime, along with the resources needed to get home.. or make yourselves at home.