I DONT UNDERSTAND SHOOT IT MORE SHOOT IT WHILE SHOOTING IT

>>376422
SHOOT IT MORE!! WITH EXPLODING BULLETS!!!! THEN JUMP ON IT!!!!!!

>>376422 throw watermelon at it

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/14(Sat)01:26 No. 379730 ID: 841075
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>>376493
>>376475
>>376431

SOMETIMES, YOU WONDER WHY YOU LISTEN TO YOURSELF.

YOU BETTER NOT HAVE JUST BENT DOWN SOLDIER.

>>379741
i think he's attempting to shrug

DOWN THE HATCH

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/14(Sat)13:33 No. 379795 ID: f1518a
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YOU DESCEND THE HATCH!

>>379730
Oh god, I almost choked on my tea

ALSO YES PROCEED DOWN THE HATCH FOR GREAT JUSTICE OF WHICH YOU HAVE A LOT AS A TRUE CAPITALIST

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/14(Sat)13:35 No. 379797 ID: f1518a
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YOU ARRIVE AT THE FLOOR.

BEFORE YOU IS THE VILLAINOUS WEAPON SILO. IN FRONT OF IT IS A CONTROL PANEL. THE PLACE IS SUSPICIOUSLY DEVOID OF ENEMIES. PERHAPS THEY WERE ALL KILLED.

ON THE CONTROL PANEL, YOU SEE A BUTTON, A KEYPAD AND A LEVER.

throw your pouch at it, when pouch and anti-pouch collide they annihilate each other; the release of energy should be sufficient to eliminate all commie fags from existence AND everything else for that matter .. DO IT. ITS WORTH SLAYING EVERY COMMIE FUCK

>>379797
>>379797
WHY ARE THERE NO EXPLOSIONS IN THE BACKGROUND, SON!? DID YOU FORGET TO BLOW SHIT UP!?

Time for a crossover.
>Wilson: Activate

put in the code on the side of it on the keypad, pull the lever then push the button.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/14(Sat)15:22 No. 379809 ID: f1518a
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YOU THROW YOUR POUCH BELT AT THE CONTROL PANEL. IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING, EXCEPT MAKE YOUR PANTS FALL DOWN.

YOU INSTEAD OPT TO PIN IN THE CODE, PULL THE LEVER AND PUSH THE BUTTON.

YOU PUSH THE BUTTON.

YOU PUSH IT AGAIN.

YOU AREN'T SURE WHY, BUT YOU DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO WORK.

>>379809
Open the door with your bear hands.
If that fails, consider constructing an explosive device to open the door.

>>379809

THE CONTROL PANEL IS OBVIOUSLY A COMMUNIST BROKEN CRAP PANEL. SHOOT IT.

OH GOD YOU PUSHED THE BUTTON AND NOTHING IS HAPPENING WHY IS NOTHING HAPPENING

Pull the lever!

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/14(Sat)20:54 No. 379834 ID: f1518a
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YOU TRY TO PULL THE LEVER AGAIN. NOTHING HAPPENS.

>"Well, Mr. Smith. It looks as though you have placed yourself right where I want you."

YOU HEAR A SUSPICIOUSLY EUROPEAN ACCENT SAY FROM BEHIND YOU.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/14(Sat)20:54 No. 379835 ID: f1518a
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GOD DAMN IT, IT IS THE DASTARDLY COMMUNIST PROFESSOR KONRAD LENINOV, HIS DEADLY BODYGUARD MIRA STALINOV, AND A BUNCH OF NAMELESS HENCHMEN. HOW VILLAINOUS!

>"It is hilarious to see that you were so gullible as to fall for the cardboard control panel. It was even crafted by our six year old communists-in-training. They will make fine communists one day. But what about you? You aren't even wearing any pants, trying to use a cardboard control panel. You are shameful, even for a Capitalist Pig."

YOU AREN'T EXACTLY SURE WHAT THIS GUY IS SAYING, BUT YOU'RE PRETTY SURE HE'S THREATENING YOUR FREEDOM.

>"Any last words before I unleash my most powerful weapon against you?"

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO GET OUT OF THIS TRICKY SITUATION?

point behind him to a mook and say "quick, daniel do plan alpha-beta-omega!" they will then look at the mook thinking he was secretly a undercover dude, but he isn't. then shoot them.

There comes a time where every soldier must concede to unstoppable odds and at last accept his fate. You didn't come to the battlefield to live. You came to the battlefield to kill. You remember the poison pills concealed in between your pectoral muscles? You must kill yourself before those commie fags get the satisfaction of having killed you. For you it will be like rest from a long journey filled with muscle. This is it the end of the line. What separates the men from the boys. The ardent autumn of our lives. The last call of the trumpet. This gun has shot its last shot.

>>379836

Lower boxes, expose ass of manliness.

Fire ass cannon.

>>379835
There is only one thing you can do, place your hands behind you head and start wiggling your stuff at them. Use many hip thrusts and pelvic gyrations. This will seduce the female bodyguard and make her turn on her employers. The others are fags and thus will be too busy watching your magnificent show to notice that she has turned and is butchering them all.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/29(Sun)17:35 No. 383247 ID: 470430
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IN A MOMENT OF CLEVERNESS, YOU POINT AT ONE OF THE HENCHMEN AND YELL.

"QUICK, DANIEL, DO PLAN ALPHA-BETA-OMEGA!"

THE HENCHMAN IS CLEARLY SURPRISED. ACTUALLY, EVERYONE IS.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/29(Sun)17:35 No. 383248 ID: 470430
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YOU POINT YOUR KILLING GUN AT PROFESSOR LENINOV, BUT NOT BEFORE ALL THE OTHER HENCHMEN MANAGE TO POINT THEIR GUNS AT YOU.

HOW ARE YOU EVER GOING TO SOLVE THIS SITUATION?

By killing. Duh.

shoot his hand off ! THE HAND HOLDING THE BUTTON

Your gun is a KILLING gun. Their guns aren't. Clearly the commie fags cannot kill you. Initiate ass cannon as per >>379915

As per cinematic law if you open fire their guns CANNOT HIT YOU AS LONG AS YOU FIRE BUT YOURS CANNOT HIT THEM EXCEPT MINIONS. Continue until it's just you and Professor Leninov.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/29(Sun)19:56 No. 383291 ID: 470430
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YOU FEEL THAT THE HIGHEST PRIORITY IS TO MAKE SURE HE CAN'T USE THE ANTI-POUCH WEAPON. OBVIOUSLY, THE GREATEST WAY TO PREVENT THIS FROM HAPPENING ISN'T WITH 'NEGOTIATION', BUT RATHER BY ACTUALLY SHOOTING THE REMOTE OUT OF HIS HAND. ONCE YOU HAVE DONE THIS, YOU WILL BE INVINCIBLE, AND COMPLETELY FREE TO THEN DEFILE THEM ALL WITH YOUR FILTHY ANAL DISCHARGE.

YOUR BULLET STRIKES TRUE, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, IT HITS THE REMOTE RIGHT ON THE BUTTON. IF THAT HAD HAPPENED IN A DIFFERENT SCENARIO, WHERE HITTING THE BUTTON WOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING GOOD, YOU WOULD FEEL REALLY PROUD RIGHT NOW.

EXCEPT IT DIDN'T, YOU IDIOT. YOU JUST ACTIVATED THE ANTI-POUCH WEAPON.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/29(Sun)19:57 No. 383292 ID: 470430
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WHAT'S THIS? GRAIN? IT'S A GRAIN SILO AFTER ALL!

>"Hahaha, you stupid pig! That isn't just any grain; that's anti-pouch grain!"

OH NO!

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/29(Sun)19:57 No. 383293 ID: 470430
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YOUR POUCHES BURN UP AND YOU TURN INTO A BABY.
YOU ARE NOW EXCEPTIONALLY VULNERABLE, AND GENERALLY REGARDED AS INCOMPETENT IN MOST COMBAT SCENARIOS.

YOU HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING TO DO QUICKLY, OR ELSE YOU WILL BE BEATEN UP.

>>383293
Use your ass cannon. Slay them with your ANAL DISCHARGE. Now that you are a baby, this will be even filthier and more effective.

oh my god

Coo adorably.

>>383295
100% approved.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/29(Sun)23:44 No. 383337 ID: 58210f
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Image censored for fecal jet stream.

THINKING LIKE A PRO, YOU REMEMBERED THAT BABIES ARE THE WORLD CHAMPIONS OF ANAL DISCHARGE.

YOU LET LOOSE A THICK JET OF MOSTLY LIQUID FAECES.

YOU HIT THE HENCHMEN, THE OTHER HENCHMEN, AND OF COURSE, LENINOV. HE GETS SOME RIGHT IN THE MOUTH.

THEY ALL DIE OF TOXIC SHOCK SYNDROME THEN AND THERE. WITH THEIR LEADER KILLED, THE COMMUNIST THREAT IS DESTROYED.

CONGRATULATIONS.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/29(Sun)23:44 No. 383338 ID: 58210f
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YOU HEAR A VOICE BEHIND YOU. IT'S MIRA STALINOV; SHE MUST HAVE ESCAPED YOUR DEADLY BROWN WRATH.

>"I vas goink to kill you vhen you pointed your veapon at Professor Leninov, but I had an moment of realisation. There is no escapink the Capitalism of modern vorld. Ve may have killed you today, but that solve nothink, as Capitalism continue to thrive in rest of vorld. Please don't kill me, I vant to move to capitalist fatherland, and make life of Capitalism and material vealth. I vould like to get job in marketink, and sell snack food to morbidly obese capitalist pigs."

YOU WONDER TO YOURSELF:

LET HER LIVE... OR KILL HER?

Baby is hungry.

Demand milk.

respond as a true capitalist, allow her to live but demand some form of payment.

>>383339
breast end

>>383338
She has seen the light, she can live.

>>383339
YES, just yes

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/30(Mon)16:40 No. 383503 ID: 120dc7
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YOU SPARE HER, BUT YOU ARE HUNGRY, AND YOU DEMAND MILK.

>"Of course, of course. Here, I have spared carton of long-life milk from rations. This is clearly vhat you vere asking, vith no ulterior implications. Come now, let us going to Capitalist fatherland to make new life together. Somebody needs to look after you until you grow up again, after all"

THE END.

Now we can be a family again.

Happy Baby End!

The Mayans called. They cancelled the apocalypse just so this quest would stay archived.