Hello my name is Princess Sha'lo I was traveling to school but then I saw some goblins they were all evil and ugly oh no They're coming from that direction too!11 What should I do
fite tehm
Slap their shit.
and if there are too many then use a panty flash to scatter them somewhat.
Make a contract with Kyubey. Don't be a pussy he looks legit.
I know kung fu let's do this shit oh god there are so many I can't do this shit Secret weapon deploy
oh fuck I think I got them horny Godamn they're coming after me this is bullshit Sha'lo is bookin it
Got to school safe Contract huh, with Kyubey? sounds cool but I gotta find the bitch Well that was easy "Hey bitch what is up" shit I am not so good at the talking bit how do I get a contract
how2 kyubey : make a wish. i want to be a magical girl
Slap her shit.
thos goblins appear to be cute human girls with green hair...
"the fuck do you want sha'lo" Kyubey says "Make me a magical girl you goddamn slut" I give her the back of my hand to make sure she gets it "Stop confusing me with your goddamn anime" I hold my hand up to show what she's gonna get but she breaks down quick "Fine you psycho cunt you're a magical girl go forth and defeat whatever just get the fuck away from me" This is the greatest day of my life
GO FORTH AND BE MAGICAL
>>352232 Be all of the magic.
Start by magic-ing away those blushublushu bubble things from your friend's face, she would totally appreciate that. Also, you can fly now.
>>352232 That was so mean! How could you!
Hit the goblins on the snout to establish dominance, then make them your slaves.
MAGICAL PRINCESS BITCHSLAP MAGICAL PRINCESS CUNTPUNT MAGICAL PRINCESS SUCKERPUNCH Today I learned that the magic was inside me all along also goblins are bitches
>>352828 LOOK OUT THERE IS A DRAGON BEHIND YOU!!