Narrator 2011/08/19(Fri)14:20 No. 341588 ID: f7aa74
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Ovnianam: Muhahaha, you cannot defeat me, I am a much higher power level then you measly level 32's. If this is all Earth has to offer, then we'll squash you like bugs. Muhahahaha!

Narrator 2011/08/19(Fri)14:20 No. 341589 ID: f7aa74
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Frank: *huff* I.. will beat you

Narrator 2011/08/19(Fri)14:21 No. 341590 ID: f7aa74
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Him: It seems Frank is in trouble, but this guys is just much too strong... If only we could make Frank Stronger, But how?

>>341590
HAIR TONIC! Lots and lots of hair tonic is what he needs right now!

Throw in hair extensions to Frank so that he could make his hair even longer.

hold hand and somehow transmit your power to him.

No, Frank! You don't need any additional power to defeat him! The power was in you all along!

...Or rather it was in your pompadour's incredible dynamics. Tilt your head forward slightly more, and smash him to death with your infinitely long haircut.

Frank: Drink all of the Hair Tonic. ALL OF IT.

"Yo Frank I think that dude messed up your hair!"

Narrator 2011/08/20(Sat)09:45 No. 341821 ID: f7aa74
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>>341595
Him suddenly has a brilliant idea, and it involves hair tonic.

Narrator 2011/08/20(Sat)10:01 No. 341825 ID: f7aa74
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Frank: W-woah, dudes, what the hell are you doi- BLERGH

Narrator 2011/08/20(Sat)10:31 No. 341833 ID: f7aa74
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Frank:...

Ovnianam: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU'RE ALL RETARDED WAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>what should frank do now?

Helicoptor hair of death.

As an added bonus it'll whisk the hair tonic out, eventually.

>>341833
Pose and yell really hard, then unleash his inner willpower that will strengthen his hair and make it reassume its rightfull shape by itself!

hair tonic: do your stuff

go super saiyan, to revitalize yourself with a new golden pompadour

Frank's Hair: Digivolve to Champion

Inside the Hair Indigo 2011/09/11(Sun)22:52 No. 347797 ID: 1ad1c9
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[???]: DID SOMEONE CALL THE HAIR REPAIRMAN!? I all outta funk today, sorry, but i do have Jive, Slick, and Pomf... Which do you want

all three.

Slick.

>>347801
THEIR POWERS COMBINED.

all three

>>347797
We need all of it, and concentrate the power of the pompadour. Rather than expanding power on looking huge and totally rad all of it power will be concentrated into looking awesome and being awesomest.

Inside the hair Indigo 2011/09/12(Mon)16:56 No. 347975 ID: 509ab2
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[hair repairman] ah, here it is... seems the cartridge ripped in half... maybe if i just-

Inside the hair Indigo 2011/09/12(Mon)17:12 No. 347980 ID: 509ab2
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[hairrepairman] Aha!!! Bestest idea ever!

Inside the Hair Indigo 2011/09/12(Mon)17:16 No. 347984 ID: 509ab2
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*bwoop bwoop*
[Hairrepairman]What the!?

>>347984
What? What happened?

OH SHIIIIIII-

Indigo 2011/09/12(Mon)18:25 No. 348010 ID: 5c2e36
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>>347998

[hairrepairman] What's going on?

IT'S A HAIR OVERLOAD

MORE LIKE HAIL OVERLORD

>>348014
AW YEAH

Frank: ascend.

Indigo 2011/09/12(Mon)20:10 No. 348041 ID: f3f5be
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pshshshshshshs

Indigo 2011/09/12(Mon)20:14 No. 348042 ID: f3f5be
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pshshshshs

Indigo 2011/09/12(Mon)20:27 No. 348048 ID: f3f5be
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peep?

>>348042
You ok Frank?

wait what?

>>348048
shit I guess not.

This is why we use hair care products with caution.

Also what.

>>348048
what

Character Select Indigo 2011/09/12(Mon)21:04 No. 348069 ID: f3f5be
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[hairrepairman] I guess using all three hair style cartridges overloaded the hair form generator, causing it to go suproneva and changing frank's composition into that of these cute little tikes. This is fixable, but you need to want frank, do you wan't frank back?

Also, you need to choose a new playable character for the meantime.
the choices are:
Him
Cherry the Mechanic
Cloak the Magician
The mystery Burrkin
Buzz
or anyone else that could be introduced into this quest at this very moment.

Oh my god, what just happened, get back to the obvious Redline rip off.

buzz.

I'ma vote rabbit,

Ovnianam

>>348069
>but you need to want frank, do you want frank back?

Are you being serious hairrepairman?
How am I even supposed to live without that infinite pompadour in my life?
I fucking can't I would die is the answer you were looking for.

Anyway, be Buzz.

>>348069
Cherry.

MAGICCCCIIAANNNNNN

Magician!
We need a wizard to fix this supernaturally bad hair day!

Indigo 2011/09/13(Tue)12:22 No. 348386 ID: f3f5be
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[hairrepairman] Alright, so frank needs to come back. But there is an indecision between cloak, buzz or cherry.

We do need to know who you are til we get frank all fixed up.

>>348386
Cherry.

BUUUUUZZ!

I have no wings and I must Buzz.

>>348399
Just because of you, Imma vote Buzz too.

Indigo 2011/09/13(Tue)14:33 No. 348419 ID: f3f5be
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>control has switched over to buzz

[buzz] w-what the... um... n-now hold on... I only n-needed help with a computer probl- WOAH, HEY WOAH

"shouldn't that be saved for your driver?"

Indigo 2011/09/13(Tue)14:59 No. 348423 ID: f3f5be
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[buzz] hoofin, ugga... l-listen, i can't give you a discount on anything. O-or are you looking for cards?

[cherry] buzz, i so don't want any of that. We miss you buzz, why don't you race again?

[buzz] ... who misses me? Blue dosn't want anything to do with me, last i heard.

[cherry] no silly, the girls and i miss you.

Indigo 2011/09/13(Tue)15:20 No. 348431 ID: f3f5be
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[buzz] ... girls?

[cherry] your so dumb it's cute. i'll speel it out, the h-a-r-e-m.

[buzz]WHATSA-THATCANTBETRUE- your pulling my leg

[cherry]no i'm not, i really did miss you. so does sylvia, we all do. we all came up with this idea that we should send someone to be your mechanic... and since i'm the only one who has any sort of brain stuff that is related to cars they had me try to be your mechanic.

Buzz you're a bee. How will you tell who's the queen in a whole harem?? This is terrible!

Indigo 2011/09/13(Tue)15:46 No. 348444 ID: f3f5be
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[buzz] You're that new racers mechanic-
[cherry] Jesus buzz, i don't want to be a mechanic to some greasy brown sasquatch... i don't want to be a mechanic at all, i just want to be the prize. Your prize, after winning a race... all of us girls in the harem do. We need you back, you never were like any of the others, please race again.

>>348444

How many others? HOW MANY

>>348444
"Why be a prize? Be a mechanic and we can date all the time anyway.
Of course, if the other girls wanted to be my pit crew..."

"No time to talk! My frankisanidiot senses are tingling!"

Run away to where Frank transfigurated.

Cherry's being unreasonable. You want a loving girlfriend/queen/wife. Not some harem that you would probably lose the next week. If she stays a mechanic...

Also maybe you can spin this into some sort of alliance with that Frank guy, if he ever pulls his shit together (literally). Then you could get back in the races and maybe get out of here or something.

Indigo 2011/09/26(Mon)14:08 No. 352841 ID: 5a8055
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[BADABOOM] HOLD IT, WISH TIME!!! anything you want, ANYTHING, just ask.... if you can agree on something.

just think about it, A-N=Y+THING

uh I wish for Frank to come back

>>352841
I wish frank came back as a sexy goblin schoolgirl

frank's car to have a special secret upgrade. it will activate if he is on the verge of defeat and let him win.

>>352851
This.

Indigo 2011/09/26(Mon)14:42 No. 352861 ID: 5a8055
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[BADABOOM] BADABOOM, THERE WE GO, FRANK IS BACK!!!!! maybe not as you remember him, but he is back.

Indigo 2011/09/26(Mon)14:48 No. 352867 ID: 5a8055
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[axi-frank] dwah!? b-but what? what the hell, this is soo not groovy... i don't even know what i am!

some kind of axolotl. you need to fuse with your other two parts to come all the way back.

take out your outrage on the other racers in that racing thing you are supposedly pro at

Indigo 2011/09/26(Mon)15:04 No. 352882 ID: 5a8055
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[frankolotl] ...

Indigo 2011/09/26(Mon)15:05 No. 352883 ID: 5a8055
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[frankolotl] ...

grab one by the face and try to merge with it.

Indigo 2011/09/26(Mon)15:07 No. 352885 ID: 5a8055
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>>352869
[frankolotl] ... how?

>>352885
Put your penis inside it. Duh.

Indigo 2011/09/26(Mon)15:14 No. 352894 ID: 5a8055
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>>352886
[frankolotl] WHAT!?

ever heard the phrase "fuck yourself"? yep.

but you can try to teach them the fusion tech.

>>352900
I am sorry did it turn you into a lady you may have to take penises inside yourself

search for penis

>>352894
Wait, were you expecting PRODUCTIVE answers? Pfft, like we have any idea.
You'll just have to race like this until we figure something out. Go talk to your mechanic to see if she has any ideas.
Also, help her convince Buzz to start racing again so she'll get the other harem girls to be your pit crew.

Indigo 2011/09/26(Mon)15:33 No. 352911 ID: 5a8055
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>>352900
>>352903
>>352904
[frankolotl] IDOHAVEPENISBUTWHATTHEFUCKKINDAANSWERISTHAT
YOURCRAZYIFYOUTHINKIWOULD-WHATTHEFUCKJESUSCHRIST
IDONTEVENKNOW- should i really do that- NOWAIT
WHATAMISAYING!?

>>352911
Dude, chill out. They're your very own clones, now neither of you can be virgins.

yeah they are you. it would just be masturbation.

well if you'd rather be a horrible HAIRLESS pinkthing for the rest of your life, it's your call

That is a silly idea. Combining involves drills.

Indigo 2011/09/26(Mon)16:04 No. 352933 ID: 5a8055
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>>352913
>>352914
>>352916
[Frankolotl] ALRIGHT, i can't believe i'm doing this...
A FEW MINUTES LATER

Indigo 2011/09/26(Mon)16:14 No. 352934 ID: 5a8055
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[frankolotl] welp... didn't work.....

then we must find an old witch with orange earrings.

Indigo 2011/09/26(Mon)16:30 No. 352947 ID: 5a8055
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[byrd] what the hecks that you just did... guh, felt... wierd, but i can talk now.

oh, well it did something at least. need to make a tower. bold on bottom, you and byrd on top.

Indigo 2011/09/26(Mon)16:46 No. 352961 ID: 5a8055
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>>352951
[frankolotl] i hope you mean like this... please mean like this.

>>352961
Now make the bold run you have found your new vehicle

>>352961
NOPE.

Ask Cherry for help, since her ideas aren't going to result in unwanted sex.

It's not working. Perhaps you need some kind of FUSION DANCE?

close enough. now go around pretending to be one creature.

Indigo 2011/09/26(Mon)17:06 No. 352977 ID: 5a8055
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[frankolotl] oh hey-WHOAH, WHAT HAPPENED!!

[Ovnianam] oh nothing... nothing at all...

[frankolotl] anything you... need help with something? are you okay?

[ovnianam] please stop talking to me, you are a figment of my imagination that is causing me to question the existence of certain elements in reality.

[frankolotl] um... oooookay, then i guess i'll go see buzz then.

[ovnianam] watch your step, i had to gouge out my eyes and somebody might slip on one.

Frank, I have an idea.
This entire problem was caused by too much hair tonic. Clearly, the solution is more hair tonic.

>>352984
Exactly. Give it to the neverean.

laugh at his suffering, just as he laughed at yours

Indigo 2011/09/26(Mon)19:32 No. 353056 ID: 5a8055
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>>352992
[frankolotl] MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

frankolotl is in danger of drying out! frankolotl needs water!

frankolotl> Search remnants of former incarnation for bottled water.

Indigo 2011/10/01(Sat)11:32 No. 354511 ID: f7aa74
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...

Indigo 2011/10/01(Sat)11:33 No. 354512 ID: f7aa74
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*slurp*

Indigo 2011/10/01(Sat)11:35 No. 354513 ID: f7aa74
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*slurp* ... whut? you need something?

>>354513
We need to have Buzz and Frank make a racing team and hire the Harem as their pit crew.
This will be awesome.

>>354513
Oh, just your soul.

yeah, how do we fix frank?

Indigo 2011/10/01(Sat)12:18 No. 354525 ID: f7aa74
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>>354515
work on that then, don't ask me.

>>354516
sorry, it's not mine anymore.

>>354517
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE, seems no one likes our cute trio. i could just fix that by heading back in time, do you want frank at the gun scene or any time before that?

>>354525
no no, i like it. but it would making racing rather hard to do.

I want dream frank.

I liked Frank as normal Frank.

I love the cute trio! But they don't stand a chance against level 33 Ovnianum

>>354525
The trio is fine, but when we have to choose between them and Frank Frank wins.

Could you have the trio do a FUSION-HA and become Frank?
If not, then before the bullet please!

Oh wait he gouged his own eyes out never mind. Unless the bandages... are a clever ruse...

OH uh also never do time travel it ruins every quest it touches.

Indigo 2011/10/01(Sat)13:29 No. 354549 ID: f7aa74
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>>354526
yeah, guess your right...
>>354528
>>354531
meh, fusions are dull... plus we broke outta that dbz skit after that hair splosion- so in other words it'd be lame to jump back into a stale skit.

>before the bullet please
alright, done... now go do stuff

Frank D. Pompadour 2011/10/01(Sat)13:35 No. 354552 ID: f7aa74
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... woah, does anybody ever get the feeling that they just got sent through a blender?

wait, where was? oh yeah.

>>354552
WHAT IS THE POMPADOUR'S STATUS???

Frank D. Pompadour 2011/10/01(Sat)13:38 No. 354555 ID: f7aa74
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hmmm, now i can stick this thing on the pink-skins head... or maybe other shenanigans?

hehehehe
>suggestions?

>>354555
Wait for somebody else to come by, then dump the stuff on him when you can blame it on somebody else.
Also, go hit on Cherry.

Open all the hangers!

Put the thing on your head, then go over and ask him how he likes your hat.

go to your car, it needs you