Gentlemen...
BEHOLD!
Behold, a blank wall!
My experimental matter-transmover device turned me into a damned cat!
i'm beholding.
hmmm. go get some pets from helena. i mean, cats love that shit, it must feel good.
>>336026 Go snort some catnip and then get right on fixing this problem. Some cat must have been put into the machine at some point.
>>336028 Haha, sure.
Are you having any cat urges? Go do cat things, we can turn back later. Go lie down on somebody's feet.
>>336031 ...don't lick your arse, though.
"WOMAN I HAVE BEEN CATIFIED AND I DEMAND PETTINGS." THIS FEELS KINDA COOL. But now we must come up with something that changes me back to my original form!
>>336053 Better examine the shit out of the machine then to figure out what went wrong. Oh, and test it on a few others as well, you know, to see if it's safe yet and stuff.
get high on that blue smoke for inspiration.
get a few zombies for test subjects and use it on it to make it a zombie cat, then see what happens if you flip it into reverse and fire it again.
HOLY SHIT I SEE BLUE SCIENCE.
>>336054 Don't forget to bat at all the colourful wires.
excellent. you inspired yet?
Why change yourself back into a human when with a few small modifications you can make your machine change the rest of the world into SMALLER Cats! And then you will be KING OF THE CATS! Also, do you still retain your thumbs?
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On retrospect; what the fuck did I build!?
I don't know but you must ride it into VICTORY!
is it a robot crab I hope it is
no idea, get in and turn it on.
>>336078 Only one way to find out. FIELD TEST!
>>336078 No idea, better try it out by attempting to blow the shit out of something.
It appears that this thing shits out MAGIC! >LOUD SCREAM
>>336098 Holy fucking shit, what is that? Bail out and leave some nukes set to detonate after you portal out.
>>336102 BUT THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE
We destroyed the world! YAY!
Oh god fucking damnit!
BOOM!
It seems you were the Chrono Tory-igger.
:(
Yay!