>>33276
I'm a dragon. That's LIKE a priest. Only instead of collecting offerings I hoard gold, and instead of molesting followers I eat them.

It's not THAT different.

>>33281

So...you're a Rabbi?

Suggestion 2009/08/23(Sun)10:45 No. 33285 ID: 8a66e4
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>>33282

>>33268

Get dressed.

>>33277
I used to be, once. Although I wasn't exactly a "god" per-say, and it wasn't really a "Whole religion" so much as three chicks who didn't know any better. But it was fun while it lasted.

>>33282
I lol'd

Moonleaf 2009/08/23(Sun)11:43 No. 33298 ID: f2de2f
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All of a sudden I remember that my hand hurts and the kobold I nose rubbed is hugging my leg...

>>33298

Use your magic to heal your hand. Gently push the kobold away, that's hell of creepy.

Ask to speak to their leader about leaving, and see about getting your gear back and maybe a map.

>>33298
inform it that it is now your Fairy Companion. you still need to work on a transformation sequence, but it'll help you on your path of magical girldom.

>>33298
Smear peanut butter on your nose and tell him to lick it off.

>>33298
Aw, he likes you! How cute!

Anyway, go see if the camp kobolds have anything useful for you.

Perhaps I should mention that nose rubbing is the kobold version of DEEP DEEP bonding and he might have fallen in love with you. The humping is kinda odd though.

>>33298
Awww, he wuvs you. Ask him what his name is.

Then disregard it and call him Fred.

>>33298
uh... you have a pet kobold now? companionbold?

or if you don't want him, ask him what he does. and then say that you must go, but keep making real great (hats, war, hunts, bows, whatever the kobold does). 10 years later you can return to this kobold camp and he will be a LIVING LEGEND whom you can recruit for extreme skilled labor.

>>33298
D'awww he likes you!
Take him with you!

Moonleaf 2009/08/23(Sun)12:21 No. 33314 ID: f2de2f
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>>33306
And you wanted me to do that to ALL of them?

>>33314
Would it be bad to admit that I still do?

>>33314
Sorry. A lot of us have grown a habit of molesting kobolds. It's a fascinating story, full of incest and nosebleeds and apples, but a bit too long to relate here.

(Cutebolds are really getting played out. How about we leave them to other quests.)

Just forget about it, Moonleaf. They are a primitive species with strange customs. How about getting out of here before any further awkwardness occurs?

>>33320
((They're a part of the Dorfverse, which this quest takes place in.))

>>33319
Sigh... I miss that little guy...

But ANYWAYS, why don't we ask where we are exactly. And see if we can't get ALL our stuff back.

>>33322

(Aparrently EVERY quest is in Dorfverse... I think they're getting a but tiring too.)

>>33324
You do realize you have the ability to... stop reading. :O

>>33328
Nobody dislike it that much.

Incidentally, a quick glance at the front page shows me no other quests from dorfverse.

>>33314
You could become the leader of thousands, Moonleaf. It's not that bad.
Ask the little guy his name. You might get a traveling companion out of it. A sort of squire or equipment-carrier.

>>33328

(I didn't realize this was the Land Where We Can't Give Constructive Criticism. My bad.)

>>33333

Maybe not every quest is in Dorfverse, but Kara (stopped being front page to be archived) Escape, Jen (halfbold), Rape (debatable, they're kobolds) and now this quest are using cutebolds. All I'm saying is that it may be an overdone trope at this juncture. I'm wrong a lot though, so don't mind me.

>>33343
((It's kinda like saying Sergals are overdone in Unified Setting quests, bro.))

>>32871
>>33322
>>33320
>>33355
>>33343
>>33333
>>33328
>>33324

(Guys, this is hardly the place for this.
Take it to /questdis/. Srsly.)



AAAAANYWAYS, I say we should keep him.
Look at how fucking cute he is. Goddamn.

...But if you REALLY don't want him I guess you could tell him you're going on a dangerous journey, and that he has to stay here because you would just never forgive yourself if he got hurt and blahblahblah etc. Let him down gently.

>>33343
You weren't being constructive. Just whining. That's not too constructive...

I get your point, but a quest can't cater to everyone's whims. For instance, I hate Sergals (fucking furfags), so I don't read any threads with Sergals in it. Simple as that. I don't flame or troll them, I just ignore them. If something about a quest bugs you, stop reading it.

>>33363

Dude my original post is one sentence long, expressing my concern that cutebolds are overdone. I even responded to criticism of said comment with examples and everything. I don't see how I'm whining or trolling. Just because I don't like everything that happens in a quest, and express said opinions, doesn't mean I'm a troll.

Well, back to the subject, I say stab the kobold if his friends are gone.

>>33411
1: I don't think Moonleaf would do that, considering her record of what she has and has not done.

2: If we want to dispose of it, it is much more efficient to simply tell it to wait for us. The hopeful and simple-minded creature will wait for us till its death, each day being sure today is the day we will return, and it can be happy again.

>>33415
>If we want to dispose of it, it is much more efficient to simply tell it to wait for us. The hopeful and simple-minded creature will wait for us till its death, each day being sure today is the day we will return, and it can be happy again.

...That's even worse than stabbing it.

Just take the little bugger with us. Nothing wrong with having an ally.

>>33314
I said give them hugs only, but nooooo.

>>33423
Sure, I guess that morally/ethically, disposing of the bold in such a fashion might seem worse than simply killing it, but really, in terms of ability to come back to bite us in the ass later, leaving it alive but patiently waiting for us is safest, means we don't have to kill someone and hide a body, all of that.


But really, I support bringing him along, so this is largely moot.

>>33314

It's, uhm. Not really bonding.

But I suspect they have certain nerve centers in their nose, and they're quite sensitive. I suppose the comparison would be say, boobs.

Well? Sit down and talk with him

>>33314
Sometimes, adventurers have to rely on their strengths.
One of your particular strengths is that you're a smokin' hot elf girl. Another is that you have us, full of knowledge we shouldn't know and metagamey goodness.
Of course, some strengths have downsides. We're perverted as hell, the fact that you're so smokin' hot could mean someone will try to (actually) rape you.

True adventurers learn how to use their strengths to their advantage and learn how to twist less-than-desirable situations into something useful.

Now, as for your Kobold problem... well, he could be useful. Perhaps the Kobolds know where the particular settlement of Goblins - the ones who murdered your father - live, and he could lead you there?

>>33469
>True adventurers learn how to use their strengths to their advantage and learn how to twist less-than-desirable situations into something useful.
I have a better idea. Let's go find some low level critters and spam spells at them until we are the master of magic.

>>33558
And then we can stand in a corner jumping until we master our jump skill!


>>33469
We can be a very useful tool, I only hope that you will eventually learn how to use us. We are infinite, we offer advice from every viewpoint there is. Your job as the tool wielder is to sift through the voices and find the advice that will support your goals, and learn to ignore the others. You are doing pretty good at the first part, but you could do better with the second. I fear that if you do not learn soon you will throw us over a cliff in frustration, and we all lose.

Your hand still hurts? Look at the wound and try to ascertain if it's become infected or not, and get treatment.

Moonleaf 2009/08/24(Mon)04:28 No. 33766 ID: f2de2f
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Well I'm not going to kill him. They're so cute... for a race of verminous thieves... BUT THEY'RE SO CUTE!

>spam spells at them until we are the master of magic.
Or until Satan's shadow things rip me to shreds thanks to magic being so unstable lately...

Cute!~

>>33766
Would it really be so bad to noserub your little friend from time to time then? It makes him adorably blush, and it's not like it does anything to hurt you.

But in the meantime, there might be something the camp can do for you. Look around, Moonleaf.

As long as you don't abandon him, don't let him starve or get killed, and periodically hug/noserub him, you basically have a follower who would do absolutely anything for you.

So maybe it's time to ask him about himself, and what kinds of things he knows how to do.

You're in the perfect position to snap its worthless neck.

>>33803

Seriously. You are cuddling the fantasy equivalent of a cockroach. Just think of the poor innocent trees that lost their lives to the kobold menace.

Besides, you're level one. You need the XP.

>>33803
>>33813
Wow, we are bloodthirsty today!

>>33766

Don't hug it, keep it <3

>BUT THEY'RE SO CUTE!
I KNOW, RIGHT?
We've totally gotta keep him~
I mean look at how adorable he is! :3
Ask him what he does for a living.
Who knows. He could be useful AND cute~

>>33766
the cuteness is an evolved response- all the ugly ones are dead already.

>>33766
Make him your cohort! Together, you shall push the boundaries of elfishness and 'boldishness! Prove that not all elves are dainty twigs, than not all 'bolds are XP vitamins!

>>33766
Name it George. Take it with you. Train it to do things.

Lets go ask the kobolds where we are and if they have anything useful we might trade.

Perhaps we may even get a bit of training.

Maybe they'll have a quest for us. I'm sure they have something they'll need doing. Go ask, Moonleaf!