Cheelop 2011/07/04(Mon)22:38 No. 321888 ID: c811c4
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>'...ah. This is problematic. You do not have a soul."

...wut?

>>321888
Booyah! I think I just heard him say "I can't hurt you but you can hurt me!"

Push that healing magic at him and do a soulless little dance atop the resulting pile of ash!

Shit, looks like his nono-place isn't the only thing wierd about Chee.

Chee is...special...to say the least.

Well, whatever. Doesn't really matter in the long run I guess.

>>321888
Knew it.

Chee's a homunculus. Or maybe a life golem actually... is that the same thing? Whatever the case, they're some sort of artificially created kobold.

But that isn't important. Continue to HEAL THE FUCK OUT OF THAT NECROMANCER!

>>320612
Huh. A lack of a soul explains that, I suppose. No matter! We shall be your will, and together we shall insure your happiness! Now heal that abomination against life into dust!

>>321892
No, it makes sense. No soul means no female or male essence, so no gender. Looks like we are a homonculus after all; would also explain the lack of need for waste excretion.

Cheelop 2011/07/04(Mon)22:45 No. 321898 ID: c811c4
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>"Oh? That is surprising to you, I can tell. Alas, you have successfully put me past the point of repair, and I seem to have waited too long to take your friends' soul. I would say well played, if this were no accident. I wish I'd have lived just a bit longer, to find out what you are, little kobold. All I know, if that you have been dead for over one year. Why your body lives, I do not know."

Would also explain the need to be useful. By the way, Chee, it doesn't really matter if you are an artificial being. You are you. You think and feel just like any other.

>>321898
Don't get distracted, KEEP HEALING! HEAL THIS BLIGHT FROM THE FACE OF REALITY!
FREEEEDOOOOMME!

Cheelop 2011/07/04(Mon)22:49 No. 321902 ID: c811c4
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>"You have been most interesting, kobold. Goodbye."

Let's put the pieces together, shall we?
Dead for a year, high agility, perfect accuracy, natural magical talent, no soul...
Gentlemen, I present to you the Million Dollar Kobold!

>>321882
Don't believe in yourself! Believe in me, who believes in you!

Your heal is the heal that will pierce the zombies!

>>321906
VICTORY!

yeah. think that means you are a creation. not all bad news, you may be able to EARN a soul.

soulless my ass, you have a sens of right and wrong, you feel emotions and you just demonstrated bravery. if you lack a soul I can't really see what there good for.

>>321906
okay



yeah i think i'm in love

>>321906
Well, that was fairly awesome. Great work, Chee.

Don't worry about the whole soul thing; you don't need one anyway.

>>321906
Good job. You have done well. YOu have destroyed an evil necromancer and saved your friend.
NOW GO HEAL HIS ASS.
MOVE IT HOMONCULUS CHEELOP, OR I'LL RIP A HOLE WHERE ONE SHOULD BE!

Congratulations. You were able to stop another disaster from befalling those you care about. You are no longer powerless.

Suggestion 2011/07/04(Mon)23:27 No. 321918 ID: dcf98e
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>>321871
SCREAMING EAGLES!

Cheelop.

Good Job.

Don't think. Now isn't the time to think about mind-breaking revelations, you'll have plenty of time to do that back at base. Grab the Necro's robe and wake up your pal and either continue with the scouting or go back to base. If he doesn't wake, try to bring him yourself. If he's too heavy, try laying out the robe and putting him on so you can pull one end of the robe to drag him home.

You did a good job Chee.

>>321906
You did alright. None of your team died whose death could have been prevented. As a healer, that means you did good. Furthermore, your enemy was destroyed. That means you've done well as a warrior and a bold.
The lack of soul is interesting, but not hugely important. Lots of people don't have souls. Hell, a lot of the world's most important people don't.

For now, see about healing your comrade.

Where the FUCK is Fraga?!

>>321934
Fraga never came along.

Before you get angsty, Chee, consider the following:
* You have emotions (including compassion)
* You have thoughts
* You have a sense of morality

You are a person no matter what some pile of bones says about your soul, and you are a good person at that, risking your life to save your companion.

>>321662
But Fraga's clearly there in this scene (guy with headband plus use of the word 'dude'), and he's talking about going...

Read the double-dead corpse.

Hug Kradis.

Also optionally tell him you aren't a really a sir either. Don't feel like you have to do it but go ahead if you want.

>>321940
I figured he was helping plan out these routine patrols, and then went to get you a map and some clothes for when you got back. He seems like the type to at least comment at some point along this trip, and he hasn't been in any pictures.

It's also possible we're only allowed a Party of three at a time and Fraga is in our Party Members menu.

Steal robe to look awesome, heal Kradis.

Oh and Cheelop, don't worry about what the necromancer said. Once we get back and have some time to think about it, we'll discuss it, but we've got more important things to do at the moment.

>>321930
Of course the lack of soul is important! It means Chee is the perfect vampire-hunting necromancer-busting zombie-smashing kobold fighting machine!
It may take you a while to accept this, Cheelop, but today your destiny has just revealed itself to you: you are fated to be a total badass.

>>321906
Well that's pretty fucked up, still, not like anyone else has to know. Hey, that could be why you don't got any gender bits and why you're so small, you're stuck at the age of 1 since you died a year ago, so you can't really grow or go through puberty or any of those things.

Anyway, time to wake up that dude and tell him we killed the necromancer good and then return to the camp to tell them that a Lich is active in the area.

it's just a technicality, man. you're as much a kobold as anyone else. don't worry.

go on, heal your friend if you have any juice left, and proceed to loot everything that bird thing carried.

a ghast? id consider a homunculus but they are not made from the dead.

anyway, what happened one year ago?

>>321973
The guy said AT LEAST one year, not exactly one year

Chee, how long have you been wandering the land?

Maybe you did die when your parents did, after all?

>>321906
GOOD JOB CHEE.

And seriously don't worry about the soul thing. You just attacked a powerful necromancer to save somesone you just met, so while you may not have a soul, you do have heart. There is one thing you could clear up for us though: A while back you said "After my first home was destroyed, I had to wander the land for a very long time". Roughly how long did you wander?

Grab his robe, then cast HEAL on your friend. Like, 50 times.

See if Muschi-err...The necromancer...had anything worth of value.

>>321982
This.

>>321982
reverse the order. heal your friend and then loot

>>322031
Oooh! Ooh! After we heal our friend, we should totally jack the necromancer guy's stuff. He might have useful information, like a map or a letter with the bad guy's name on it.

Better yet, take is robes and hat if he has one. You totally earned it.

Actually, the robes might be cursed, so we should have someone check them first.

Am really doubting Chee is any kind of undead seeing as Chee can use healing magic and receive healing from others.

>>322073
How about we heal our friend, heal the robes(worth a shot) and then swipe it for the greater good of awesome?