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314698 No. 314698 ID: 856690

This is an explodahead.
He is very bored.
Even exploding his head doesn't amuse him anymore.
That distrubed the other Explodaheads so much that they exiled him.
Which just kinda made it even more boring.

Bored Explodahead is Bored!
OH dear!
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No. 314701 ID: 07416a

strike the earth
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No. 314702 ID: 7aedd2

explod ur hed
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No. 314707 ID: 0d095c

Explode yer head AGAINST THE EARTH!
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No. 314711 ID: 856690
File 130843779598.png - (73.60KB , 200x300 , Readyandaim.png )
314711

>>314701
He considers striking the ground
>>314702
But he also thinks of blowing his head up!
You know, incase he finds it amusing this time.

>>314707
OF COURSE IT IS THE OBVIOUS SOLUTION

Ready and Aiming
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No. 314712 ID: 856690
File 130843781564.png - (78.28KB , 200x300 , Fire.png )
314712

FIRE!
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No. 314715 ID: 856690
File 130843787201.png - (77.57KB , 200x300 , Stillbored.png )
314715

Nope still bored.

Well at least his kilt didn't get ruined again.
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No. 314716 ID: 35e1a0

let's go find something else to do then. what's around?
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No. 314717 ID: 07416a

Nonono. Dig a hole in preparation for excavating a large complex.
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No. 314719 ID: 9801a2

where are you?
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No. 314734 ID: 856690
File 130843929141.png - (38.95KB , 200x200 , Questionquestions.png )
314734

>>314716
Crimson Bang approves of this idea, he could go back to the village, he doesn't care that they exiled him.
To the North is a Coneperson Settlement.
To the south there is some Rich Shupogs
To the west and east are large shanty towns.

also to the went is an entrance to some of the Ginger Mines

>>314719
Currently he is in the uppermost part of the underground, He is beneath the Giant Snowman.
There are many creatures living in the area.

>>314717
Right, dig a hole. Bang doesn't have a shovel, but he gets the feeling there is something he could use instead...

Something obivious...
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No. 314740 ID: 0d095c

Use your projectile skull to BLAST YOURSELF A NEW KINGDOM UNDERGROUND. Make them jealous of your ground kingdom! If they want in, EXPLODE THEM.
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No. 314742 ID: 35e1a0

go check out the conepeople. maybe you can become their new leader with your explosion power.
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No. 314800 ID: 856690
File 130844466931.png - (79.08KB , 200x300 , Booms.png )
314800

>>314740
OF COURSE! Bang might aswell make a kingdom! Who knows maybe down that path will lie not-boredom.

*Much head exploding later*

"AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Bang is slightly amused.
Bang's boredom is now merely UNBELIEVABLY MIND ROTTING.

>>314742
He decides to check out the Conepeople, perhaps they can be awed by his mad head exploding Skillz!
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No. 314803 ID: 856690
File 130844476762.png - (80.90KB , 200x300 , Terrorized.png )
314803

Bang finds the Conepeople.

It seems that they are being terrorised by a Nameless Horror. You get quite a few of those in the underground.

OH dear!
This won't do, it is stealing all the attention.
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No. 314805 ID: 0d095c

>>314800
....Can you come to our world and be our king? I'd follow you to hell and back with those pyrotechnics.
Also, search for DELICIOUS ALCOHOL. You already explode, so drinking explosives should be AWESOME.

P.S. if boredom becomes too overwhelming, invent tetris. You will never be bored again. You'll never think again either.
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No. 314806 ID: 44766a

Blow up the Nameless Horror and save the cone people. Be a hero.
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No. 314808 ID: 9801a2

>>314803
BOOM GOES THE HORROR.
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No. 314820 ID: 856690
File 130844760534.png - (78.75KB , 300x200 , Attack.png )
314820

>>314805
BANG MUST ACQUIRE FUEL
[Subquest obtained, Get explosive fuel, drink said fuel]

>>314806
>>314808
BOOM GOES THE HORROR!
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No. 314821 ID: 856690
File 130844761336.png - (109.65KB , 300x300 , Splorch.png )
314821

*SPLORCH!*

Well... that wasn't right, there was supposed to be a BOOM!
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No. 314822 ID: 856690
File 130844762342.png - (142.46KB , 300x300 , Rumble.png )
314822

*Rumble*

Is it getting bigger?
Oh well at least Bang's head exploded.
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No. 314823 ID: 856690
File 130844763334.png - (114.08KB , 300x300 , Muchbetter.png )
314823

*BOOOOOOMMM*

After the flaming chunks of Nameless Horror finish raining down from the ceiling, the conepeople come out and hail Crimson Bang as their hero.

What should Bang say to them?
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No. 314828 ID: 0d095c

>>314823
"Guess he shoulda quit, before he got A HEAD."
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No. 315062 ID: 856690
File 130849959401.png - (58.54KB , 300x200 , Conewizard.png )
315062

"Guess he shoulda quit, before he got A HEAD."

There is a groan from the Conepeople and a conemage comes forth.

"We are thankful for your timely intervention ...BLAH BLAH BLAH... horror from the deep ...BLAH BLAH BLAH... Will you be our Protector?"

WORDSWORDSWORDS

Crimson Bang not only has a short attention span, he also is far to bored to listen to some boring mage talk so boringly.

Though, what was that about a protector... Wasn't Bang coming here to get some conepeople to follow him?
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No. 315063 ID: 0d095c

>>315062
Yes. Remember your goals! Lead your chosen people to your UNDERGROUND KINGDOM.
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No. 315082 ID: f0e3ae

leading them there would require the abandon a perfectly functional town, with everything already built. Might as well set up shop here.

ask the conemage if s/he can teach you magic... I bet you can do something fun with magic.
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No. 315088 ID: 856690
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315088

>>315063
Bang invites them to join his UNDERGOUND KINGDOM!

The Magecone, Xam Xailk agrees to come, the conepeople were only living in old warrens anyway!

They quickly gather their things and follow Bang.

>>315082
Unfortunatly Explodaheads are greatly lacking in magical ability! Bang couldn't learn magic even if he wanted!

The number of Conepeople Bang has gathered is...
Many!

Bang doesn't bother with things like counting!
[Bang can count to ten, can't read, can't write and generally is uneducated in anyway]
[Also due to Bang being an utter loon and as well as bored beyond comprehension, Bang will more likely take crazier options than sane ones]
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No. 315089 ID: 856690
File 130851121308.png - (67.24KB , 300x300 , Height.png )
315089

This is how high the cave Bang "excavated" is.
[Those flames were not just a joke]

To be used as a template for planning.
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No. 315090 ID: 856690
File 130851121966.png - (76.88KB , 300x300 , layout.png )
315090

This is the size of his cave, please use as a template for your plans.

Remember than Bang can Blast and that collectively Conepeople have strong telekinesis.
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No. 315948 ID: 856690
File 130868498925.png - (84.38KB , 300x300 , Deliciousfuel.png )
315948

Bang doesn't have any idea for a settlement right now, so he decided to focus on his other quest.

Find Delicious Fuel!
Xam tells him that a famous brewer was spotted to the west.
Bang knows there is Expensive Fuel in the Shupog estate.
There should also be fuel in the shanty towns. Bang doesn't have any money though.

[Alcohol and other flamable liquids are refered to by Explodaheads as fuel, they find them tasty and makes an explosion bigger!]
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No. 316047 ID: b1f0e2
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316047

settlement ideas:
Ask the coneheads what type of food do they farm and what kind of economy they typically have.

Ask the conemage if he can detect water, we need to blast to an underground river and then blast a channel for it to go down, with it exiting via one of the paths out of the cavern. If there is no underground one available, then find which of the nearby paths leads to a river / under a river and blast a new path for it to divert it to go through the town.
Place farms near that river. Other than that, people should build their housing and places of business as they see fit. Expectedly there should be a school, mage college, merchants, cloth makers, brewers, soap makers, candle makers, alchemists, bars, brothels, comic-book stores, etc.

Delicious fuel should be produced locally, that means breweries. But for those you need the right skills and knowledge... do any of the conemen here know how to make alcohol? if they don't you will need to travel to locate a brewer/s to join the town. I am thinking the famous brewer to the west. He could take on some coneman apprentices.

We would need some conemen scouts too, find out nearby situation, get more people immigrating into your town. Etc.

For now the best path would be homesteading. Get the elders in a council working under you, they can manage things day to day as well as assign positions. The blue line is the river. The area between the two green lines is reserved for farming (farmsteads), the area in the red circle (except the river and the farmsteads) is city center and is where you would build school, mage college, town hall, etc. The rest of the area is split into homesteads. Business types that require the space may take more then one homestead, and lines may be redrawn as needed (ex: if farming needs more/less area). You could then extend the town by exploding a larger cavern along the river as new population emigrates or is born.
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No. 316093 ID: a1cb4d

And remember to first find and excavate the exit channel, otherwise life may become very exciting, and then extremely boring.
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No. 316094 ID: 35e1a0

would say move it over a bit so that the exact center can have the town all.
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No. 316125 ID: b1f0e2

>>316094
the exact path was drawn that way as artistic license. We aren't sure where it would come from yet...
Although in retrospect no matter where it comes from you can always just expand the cavern in a way that it is perfectly centered on it.
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No. 316306 ID: 856690
File 130876023640.png - (118.72KB , 300x300 , Blastagain.png )
316306

>>316047 (crazy due to scope)
Bang is siezed by inspiration, though really it's bored that these CRAZY ideas are coming from.

The Conemage can detect water! And so Bang feverously outlines his grand plans for the City... What'll he call it?

Whatever! Bang has channels to explode into place!

Yay! blasting!
...
*some blasting later*
>>316093

Oh yeah, that might have been bad...

*Some more blasting in an entirely opposite direction*
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No. 316307 ID: 856690
File 130876025755.png - (105.96KB , 300x300 , Water.png )
316307

*Much Blasting later...*

"WWOOOHOOOO WATER!"
Sweet cool water comes bursting out of the hole Bang made.

"Well done, sire" Xam remarks.
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No. 316308 ID: 856690
File 130876026899.png - (98.36KB , 300x300 , layout2.png )
316308

Well the layout of the cave now looks like this, the Conepeople are making mudhouses for themselves, though it looks like they are making some sort of Spire thing in the middle, it is pretty big. The mage will take the tip of it they say, Bang as no idea what that is all about.

They take very little space, anyway.

They can do a bit of farming, they planted a few seeds of stuff and some fungi, but they are great farmers, they try growing whatever they can. They use Krells and gems and crystals and barter same as everyone else.

They don't know how to brew...
Wasn't there something about a brewer to the west?

Fuel HO!!!
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No. 316309 ID: 856690
File 130876027894.png - (83.92KB , 300x300 , Valswatch.png )
316309

As Bang goes through the western shanty town, he hears shouting from a tavern.

"GET OUT OF HERE YOU KRELLESS SOP EAR!"
There is more shouting, tinkeling and suffling, then a large thing is expelled through a window.

It dusts itself off and then glares at Bang.
"what are you looking at?"
then the, it's a Valswatch, frowns, mainly due to the fact that a Explodahead has no eyes, so how do they look?

Thinking of the physiology of Elcon's denizens never works out well.

what should Bang say to this Valswatch.
It appears to be carrying a large casket on its' back.
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No. 316313 ID: b1f0e2

>>316307
should I be concerned that the water is brown? or is it just from some mud that is being swept by the water? (mud isn't a problem, just set the drawn water in a keg for an hour and it will all settle down and you end up with pristine pure water. In retrospect, springs do tend to look like that so it seems that the author DID do his research :P)

>Spire
Awesome, this is a good thing. Mages need towers for some reason, it makes their magic better or something.

>What to say?
I am bang, I am looking for a famous brewer reputed to be in this town.
Who are you? and if you don't mind me asking, why did they toss you out of that tavern?
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No. 316317 ID: 856690
File 130876269514.png - (79.84KB , 400x222 , Sponge.png )
316317

"I am Crimson Bang, Exploder of things! I am looking for a famous brewer reputed to be in this town.
Who are you? and if you don't mind me asking, why did they toss you out of that tavern?"

The Valswatch Guffaws
"HAH Looking for the famous Brewer are you little bullet! Well , ya won't find him, he's gone missing, How do I know? I'm supposed to be his body guard, Sponge is the name, and a Sorry Sponge you'll find me to be..."

The Valswatch pauses, Bang can hear the tiny gears grinding.

"hey... maybe you can help me, you see the tavern where I lost him, what was it called, Ah THE MOULDY CARROT! well the owner won't let me in nomore, not after... well you don't need to know that, anyway that's were I lost Darven Kug! You could go and ask a few questions, if ya catch my drift"

"How did you lose him?"

"I uh... fell asleep"

...

Should Bang go to the MOULDY CARROT, if so, what questions should he ask.

[Bang really wants to blow something up]
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No. 316321 ID: b1f0e2

"I will help you, together we will find and hopefully save Darven Kug."

Resist the urge to blow up things for now.

As for what to ask in the tavern, go up to the barkeep and say "I heard that the famous brewer Darven Kug was last seen here before disappearing. What do you know about his disappearance?"
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No. 318938 ID: 856690
File 130928277374.png - (276.00KB , 500x500 , tavernbarfilled.png )
318938

[Bang does his best to resistg the urge to blow things up]

"I will help you, together we will find and hopefully save Darven Kug."
Bang says.

Sponge nods and gives Bang the Directions to the MOULDY CARROT.

It is fairly packed inside, the barkeep is unsurprisingly a potato-man. Many of thier kind are tavern owners.

The huge man looms above Bang.
"Walcom ta thee MOULDY CARROT, wut can I get yer?"

"I heard that the famous brewer Darven Kug was last seen here before disappearing. What do you know about his disappearance?"

The tavern goes silent at those words...
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No. 318939 ID: 856690
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318939

The silence breaks with the drawing of weapons, and bang feels the eyes of all the people in the bar staring at him.

The potato-man seems VERY angry, he cracks his knuckles and draws a fist back...

And it just so happens that Bang's urge to blow stuff up has returned...
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No. 318961 ID: b1f0e2

>>318939
how awesome! now you will not have to resist the urge to blow things up. FUN!..

DO try to keep some of them alive for questioning, preferably the barkeep. Ideally we want to hurt but not kill them, but the most important thing is, of course, surviving yourself.
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No. 318966 ID: 35e1a0

fire once to scatter them then jump over the counter and chug a ton of those fuels. and then fire some more!
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No. 319019 ID: 856690
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319019

>>318961
>>318966
Scattering done!

Bang is pleased to be blowing things up. It seems that the air in the tavern is more flammable...
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No. 319020 ID: 856690
File 130929622828.png - (155.46KB , 300x300 , Fuelacquired.png )
319020

>>318966

Fuel Acquired!

Wonderful!
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No. 319021 ID: 856690
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319021

Fuel acquisition foiled by mean right hook.

!

The force causes Bang's head to detach and explode.

OH DEAR!
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No. 319022 ID: 856690
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319022

*BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!*

Given the exotic nature of Elconic beverages, this isn't a surprising result.
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No. 319032 ID: 35e1a0

nice.
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No. 319060 ID: b1f0e2

check for survivors
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No. 319063 ID: 856690
File 130930020627.png - (78.02KB , 300x300 , Alive.png )
319063

Good thing Explodaheads are nigh indestructable.
Also it seems mostly everyone surived that explosion, it was too funny to kill everyone, gotta love sympathetic magic. The land dislikes death.

On the other hand, it sounds like that explosion made quite a bit of shifting, the cavern doesn't seem too stable and the shanty town is on fire...

Not the first time that has happened.

Might be a good idea to escape soon...
Though, the cellar is miracolously untouched, though the door to it melted.
There might be some of...

THE DRINK...

Nearly everyone who deals in drinks has a bit of...

THE DRINK!
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No. 319064 ID: 35e1a0

yeah check that celler out. if the roof collapses you can just explode your way out.
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No. 319068 ID: b1f0e2

what is "THE DRINK..."... it sounds awesomely awesome, loot the hell out of that celler.
Exploda a new door into it if the old one is melted solid
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No. 319088 ID: 856690
File 130930378004.png - (171.53KB , 300x300 , Thedrink.png )
319088

The DRINK is the drink.

All drinks and yet none of them.

The DRINK!

Restlessly fermeting over and over.

The DRINK!

It must be chained, kept from light.

The DRINK!

No substance more volatile, vital, FERAL.

The DRINK!

Few are those who can safely drink the DRINK.

Explodaheads are amoung those few, to them there is no better fuel...
The DRINK is a living legend, a small bottle lays chained in the cellars of all barmen, thankfully Bang took the key.

He tries to steady his shaking hands... Can he even take a whole bottle. He has to be careful unchaining it... One mistake...

Well no amount of sympathy will save him...
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No. 319091 ID: 35e1a0

find the barkeep and check him for the key.
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No. 319092 ID: c76ef1

DRINK IT. BECOME A WALKING NUCLEAR WARHEAD.
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No. 319093 ID: 35e1a0

don't drink it NOW. wait until it IS TIME. then you will chug it and defeat the boss monster.
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No. 319100 ID: b1f0e2

>>319093
I somehow got the feeling that this is a permanent boost to the drinker rather then a one time use exploda fuel.

If it is a permanent boost, drink away.
If it is burned up towards your next explosion, keep it for emergency.
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No. 319170 ID: 856690
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319170

Bang carefully releases the DRINK he carefully drinks it.

Indescribable.

Power EXPLODES through Bang, what a lovely sensation.

5 points for General to be spent
And one option can be chosen for Special.

General;
Power
Regrow
Radius
Size

Special
Effect; Elemental/Gas/Shockwave/Energy/Homing/other
Type; Bullet, Mortar, Bomb, Dynamite, Mine, Needles, Block, Missile[locked], other
Number; Two head upgrade, Afterblast Clusters, Myriad(must be taken with Needles)

Limiters
Fuzes/Timers
Others

When staying as bullet, shape may be changed.
Two head will have the drawback of a really stupid extra mind.
Missile is locked cause Bang isn't big enough.

Current stats;
Type: Gray Bullet

Power(10)
Regrow(5)
Radius(3)
Size(2)

No limiters.
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No. 319171 ID: 35e1a0

size radius regrow and 2 power.
homing.
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No. 319178 ID: b1f0e2

5 to size, then take missile.
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No. 319189 ID: b1f0e2

>The DRINK is a living legend, a small bottle lays chained in the cellars of all barmen

... we need to make a habit of taking out taverns in various towns in order to get more of THE DRINK
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No. 319196 ID: 856690
File 130931422281.png - (28.37KB , 224x248 , heads.png )
319196

>>319178
Sorry five into size isn't enough to get the Missile head. You can't get it at this time.

Also depending on what you choose Bang's colour will change.

Homing for instance will make him blue.
The purple head is instead of exploding, the head draws stuff towards itself and consdenses it. A vortex if you will. The radius determines how much is drawn in. The "Other" options give quite a bit of freedom, if you can think of it.

Other option doesn't mean you can take a nukehead, be reasonable in your creations.

Also Bang would die unless he waits at least a month before drinking the Drink again.

A year is best for avoiding NASTY side-effects.
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No. 319198 ID: b1f0e2

>>319196
alright...
Changing vote to size +5 and homing

Q. does taking a new head form cause us to lose the previous one? for example, does taking needle make us lose bullet? thus requiring a new special to switch back to bullet if we so desire?
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No. 319199 ID: c76ef1

Radius 2 Size 3 SHOCKWAVE
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No. 319202 ID: b1f0e2

>>319196
>A year is best for avoiding NASTY side-effects.
Just 1 year?

Mark your calendar exactly 1 year from today with the note "raid a tavern for THE DRINK"
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No. 319206 ID: 856690

You can buy a bullet switch ability, but currently you only have one head. (getting the bullet switch ability will always not pay off instantly, unless you gain two special points at once). Also certain mods stack.

I wouldn't feel bad about loosing your basic head.
Also the DRINK isn't the only way to get change like this.
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No. 319216 ID: b1f0e2

>>319206
>Switch ability
do we buy the switch ability once and then we can switch all head types? or do we need to buy it once for every additional type we wish to gain?

>I wouldn't feel bad about loosing your basic head.
I am not, but I noticed that you listed the basic head type as one of the types you can purchase with a special.
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No. 319380 ID: 47d7f3

>>319170
1 each stat, +1 regrow

effect: Shockwave. I want to be an EMP generator don't you?
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No. 319384 ID: b1f0e2

>>319380
I don't think shockwave = EMP.
Also actual EMP is useless in the setting (as far as we have seen) since there are no microchips.
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No. 319935 ID: 856690
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319935

{Votes tied!}
[Weakened combo of Homing and shockwave unlocked]

Power(11) 10+1
Regrow(6) 5 +1
Radius(3)
Size(5) 2+3

Bang is feeling a bit blue, afterall, his name is Crimson Bang, but he is now a rather fetching shade of blue.

Bang loots what he can into a sack he found in the cellar. He'll need to get his throwgun altered, it is a bit small now.
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No. 319936 ID: 856690
File 130946480416.png - (83.32KB , 300x300 , Excaped.png )
319936

Bang climbs out of the celler and is greeted by the sight of Sponge the Valswatch.

"Bilimey! Is that you Bang, well you live to your name, that for sure! but here give me a hand with this blackened barkeep!"

Thankfully Explodaheads are stronger than they look. The potato-man is still heavy though.

The question is where to bring him?
Bang could go to where Sponge has been staying...
Or Bang could return to his kingdom.
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No. 320123 ID: b1f0e2

About how long will it take him to recover enough to interrogate?

Kingdom might be in trouble if we stay away too long.
This is closer to where the guy disappeared.
There might or might not be law enforcement on the way.
If he recovers quickly it might be a waste of travel time to go all the way back to kingdom.
He might bear a grudge he and anyone who follows will find kingdom and do who knows what. (unlikely)

We could also just step out of town and make a makeshift camp but that seems like a worse off option than going back to kingdom.

Ok, ask sponge how long it will be before the guy recovers and if he has anything in his home he needs to take with / can help with recover time / interrogation. We might want to stop by the place on the way to our kingdom anyways...
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No. 320246 ID: 856690
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320246

The potato-man isn't waking up anytime soon, not with out "aid". Bang decides that returning to his kingdom might be best. Sponge raises no objections.

Bang returns to find...

IT's A BLIGHT BEAST! what in the world is it doing here? Also, HOW DID THE CONEMEN MAKE THAT SPIRE SO QUICKLY!

This is bad, Bang can't use his gun due to his new head size, and here is a blight beast to fend off!

On the bright side this means there is probably a large deposit of potato somewhere near.
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No. 320247 ID: 0d095c

SPIN! Drill it to death! THEN EXPLODE INSIDE IT! Or have a cone magos throw you at it. While spinning.

Either way, no gun? NO PROBLEM.
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No. 320251 ID: b1f0e2

can you throw it with your hands?
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No. 320758 ID: 856690
File 130963809303.png - (50.14KB , 295x279 , Spongegrab.png )
320758

>>320247
OH YES what a wonderful idea... just need to get up there...

>>320251
Bang can't throw it very far with his hands...

"If only there was a way I could quickly get up there..."

Bang hears Sponge laughing behind him.
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No. 320759 ID: 856690
File 130963810808.png - (90.27KB , 300x300 , Curseyousponge.png )
320759

"SPPPPOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGE!!!!!!"
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No. 320760 ID: 856690
File 130963811873.png - (283.38KB , 400x600 , Itishit.png )
320760

Good thing bang drank all that fuel, otherwise that wouldn't have been quite as big an explosion!
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No. 320761 ID: 856690
File 130963815349.png - (262.52KB , 400x600 , Thebeastofblight.png )
320761

NOOOOOO

WHY MUST IT HEAL!!!
ALL THE LOVELY DESTRUCTION GONE!!!

Bang is very annoyed.
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No. 320762 ID: 856690
File 130963816307.png - (77.75KB , 400x400 , Hangingon.png )
320762

Well, at least Bang is on the beast now...

Though, that is a problem in of itsself. He is somewhere on the lower torso.

What is he to do if it heals itself?
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No. 320767 ID: b1f0e2

you want to get inside it.
You can't throw your head very far, but since you are already on top of it... explode, go in hole before it heals, explode, repeat. Climb to where the heart would be and see if you can explode it. if it doesn't work climb to where the brain would be.

Also, how long can you hold your head without exploding it? can you take it off, place it gentlely down, grow a new one, repeat a couple of times and then detonate them all at once?
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No. 320801 ID: 0d095c

I'm down with plan Explode-Lots-Inside it.

Try to get to the Heart of the thing.
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No. 321991 ID: 856690
File 130987694665.png - (109.25KB , 400x400 , Blastthru.png )
321991

>>320801

YES!

Bang blasts through!
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No. 321992 ID: 856690
File 130987695413.png - (20.72KB , 300x300 , Breach.png )
321992

Bang falls through the hole he made.
He hits ground, fleshy unpleasant ground, but arguably ground, it'd do no good blasting that, only go downward then...

but after a time of walking around...
It seems...
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No. 321993 ID: 856690
File 130987695908.png - (13.41KB , 300x300 , Nothingtoblast.png )
321993

That is the only thing to blast.

It really is so dark here...
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No. 321995 ID: b1f0e2

>>321993
there is a thing, a special unusual thing!
Blast it by throwing your head. Why throw? Because we don't want to accidentally blast a hole at the bottom and fall through it.
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No. 322003 ID: 35e1a0

>>321995
yes, hit the thing!
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No. 322357 ID: 856690
File 130996236709.png - (55.96KB , 300x300 , Impudence.png )
322357

>>321995
>>322003

RIGHTOUS BLASTING!

I shall not be caught off gaurd again this time, spirits of the land! Your guidance will not avail this mad one

NOOO the rightous blasting was stopped by HAX shield.

The dark eye glares at Bang!
Bang hears unpleasant indistinct muttering.
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No. 322358 ID: 856690
File 130996237438.png - (53.27KB , 300x300 , Bossfight.png )
322358

The eye grows arms!

Ha, it is only an eye with arms, what could it possibly...
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No. 322359 ID: 856690
File 130996238094.png - (54.46KB , 300x300 , Eyeeeebeammmm.png )
322359

SUBMIT!

OH DEAR! it shoots {EYE BEAMS}

Bang is sent flying, thanks to being an Explodahead he is unharmed

He feels strangely weaker, less sure of himself though... odd.

You cannot suceed, before you spirits caught me unawares, but this time I shall avert prophecy!

The sick light from the eye seems to be pulsating.
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No. 322360 ID: 35e1a0

it hit you with a beam of pure self doubt, THAT ASSHOLE! wait until he shoots another beam then try exploding him again. shields may drop while firing beam.
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No. 322366 ID: 29f98e

EXPLODE. USE CONTINUOUS EXPLOSIONS TO COUNTER THE BEAM
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No. 322374 ID: 0d095c
File 130996785736.jpg - (38.10KB , 447x432 , Bolo.jpg )
322374

>>322366
Fire a solid BEAM of explosion brother!
FOR THE BRIGADE!
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No. 322376 ID: 83800f

who cares, you're still made of awesome and explosions. explode him in the arm.
>>
No. 322377 ID: 856690
File 130996931639.png - (18.02KB , 300x300 , Strangefeeling.png )
322377

>>322366
>>322374

*click*

Suddenly Bang's head feels very odd.

Very odd indeed!
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No. 322378 ID: 856690
File 130996933250.png - (55.45KB , 300x300 , Beamofblast.png )
322378

SUBMIT!

The Dark Eye (Arms) fires an {EYE BEAM}

Bang counters with {BEAM OF BLAST!}

The puny eye beam is no match for pure awesome!.
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No. 322379 ID: 856690
File 130996934430.png - (24.66KB , 300x300 , Sucess.png )
322379

The Dark Eye (Arms) is dazed, but unhurt!

Bang's head has not grown back promptly. This is worrying.

[Burst Limit: Beam of Blast] {UNLOCKED!}
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No. 322384 ID: 35e1a0

grab it by the pupil! and slam it around!
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No. 322388 ID: 83800f

>>322384

you can still poke it very hard.
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No. 322390 ID: b1f0e2

>>322388
this, yes
And if that doesn't work yank it out of whatever, throw it on the grown, then jump up and down on it.
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No. 322397 ID: 856690
File 130997357320.png - (17.95KB , 300x300 , hiteye.png )
322397

>>SMACK IT

SMACKING Commenced!
PUUACH!

Yes that Dark Eye (Arms was well and truely smacked.

It can no longer use it's {EYE BEAMS}!
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No. 322398 ID: 856690
File 130997359020.png - (21.58KB , 500x300 , Armed.png )
322398

It stirs!

CURSE YOU!

Bang leaps back.

The Dark Eye has raised it's {arms}!

YOU HAVEN'T DEFEATED ME YET MISERABLE SPIRITS, I SHALL END THIS ONE!

Bang still can't feel his head coming back...

Oh dear!
>>
No. 322399 ID: 35e1a0

be ready to DODGE!!
>>
No. 322400 ID: b1f0e2

>Head
Your previous attack was a limit break, it was extra powerful but probably includes a temporary delay on regrowing your head.

>Smack
Why did you stop? you severely injured it but I think it needs 2 more smacks to go down.

>>322398
i think it is still dangerous, it will probably slash down with its "arms" which might unleash waves of attacking energy. be ready to dodge, then charge it and smack it 2 more times.
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No. 322402 ID: 29f98e

Waiting is for pussies. You're Crimson Bang, KING OF THE CONEPEOPLE. Ain't taking SHIT from this sponge guy. FORCE yourself to grow another head, shoot it between the eyelids.
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No. 322411 ID: 856690
File 130997730427.png - (56.80KB , 500x300 , Waves.png )
322411

The arms smash downwards, and

{Dark waves} ripple outwards.

>>322399
>>322400
Thankfully Bang was prepared for this.

Awesome dodge.

>>322402
YES CRIMSON BANG AIN'T TAKING THIS!

REGROWING HEAD!

...
Oh dear!
Bang feels pain, a great deal of sickness. He bleeds...

The drops fall and explode.

Wait, bleeds? No Explodaheads don't get hurt, they don't get cut and bleed.

[Bang is confused and feeling woozy]

touchdown imminent! Waves dying down.
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No. 322416 ID: 0d095c

Think about something REALLY ANGRIFYING AND STRESSFUL while eating a bunch of salt to ROCKET YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE UPWARDS, to Quentin Tarantino levels of ridiculousness! Let's see that stupid eye survive THIS!
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No. 322419 ID: 60cba8

>>322416

he can't eat, silly. his mouth was on his head.
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No. 322420 ID: b1f0e2

DO NOT keep on trying to regrow head by force. you are just gonna injure yourself.
As soon as the waves die down charge the eye and smack it repeated until it's dead. Then examine the liquid you are bleeding.
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No. 322456 ID: 29f98e

Drink the liquid you're "bleeding" out.
>>
No. 322460 ID: 35e1a0

it seems you fond the upper limit of power for now. just keep dodging until it grows.
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No. 322559 ID: 856690
File 130999748577.png - (28.53KB , 274x297 , blastyblood.png )
322559

>>322419
>>322456
Bang must drink, but he has no mouth!
Oh the horror!

>>322420
On ward to smashings!

>>322416
Bang is already REALLY ANGRIFYIED AND STRESSED

Blasty blood spray desperation tactic intialized!

ARRGGHH

It works One of the Dark Eye (Arms)'s arms is blown off!
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No. 322560 ID: 856690
File 130999749419.png - (32.54KB , 300x500 , Thirdphase.png )
322560

haah, not yet, I won't be defeated, not yet! I'll have the better of you yet foolish spirits! see your ward already tires!

The one armed Dark Eye (arms) flys upwards!
It's arm seems to be grabbing something.
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No. 322562 ID: 0d095c

ROLL! ROLLLLLL TO THE RIGHT!
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No. 322573 ID: c4a9e7

seconding barrel roll.
>>
No. 322581 ID: cd63e9

roll to the right and then,
THROW YOUR BLOOD AT THE EYE! EXPLODE IT WITH EVERYTHING YOU HAVE!
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No. 322586 ID: b1f0e2

... we are so gonna be crippled after this fight.
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No. 322597 ID: 44766a

[YO! DARK EYE! SHUT THE FUCK UP! ALSO, DIE!]
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No. 322614 ID: 856690
File 131000502981.png - (52.86KB , 300x500 , Armattack.png )
322614

Bang rolls out of the way!

But the attack created rippling waves.
OH Dear!
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No. 322615 ID: 856690
File 131000504227.png - (22.87KB , 251x215 , Overcome.png )
322615

Thus do you fall, I have besting your ward spirits, now the prophecy will be averted!

The wave of darkness rips through Bang.
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No. 322616 ID: 856690
File 131000505335.png - (17.50KB , 251x215 , Tired.png )
322616

WHAT! HE STILL STANDS?!? NO MATTER! SUMBIT!

Bang feels weak, dizzy. he doesn't think he can do this anymore.

Another bolt of darkness falls.

But Bang just feels so tired...
So drained...
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No. 322618 ID: 0d095c

Only one thing to do.

TACKLE HUGS. OF DEATH. HIM. NOT YOU.
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No. 322625 ID: 0d7a83

>>322616
Bang: Explode your EVERYTHING.
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No. 322626 ID: 453e62

put a hand over your neck hole. hold in your explode juice. and think about what you have done so far and how much fun it has been. and then think about what would happen if you let this asshole win, you would be the most bored person on the planet. more bored then anything ever or will be. are you going to let that happen?
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No. 322638 ID: 1854db

>>322616
Rush him. FINAL ASSAULT!
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No. 322646 ID: 44766a

DON'T GIVE UP BANG! GIVING UP IS BORING! IF YOU GIVE UP YOU WILL DIE! BEING DEAD IS THE MOST BORING THING IN ALL OF EXISTENCE! WINNING IS NOT BORING! THINK OF ALL THE AWESOME THINGS YOU COULD DO AFTER THIS FIGHT! YOU COULD DRINK MORE OF THE DRINK! YOU CAN'T DO THAT IF YOU LOSE!
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No. 322651 ID: 856690
File 131000966294.png - (19.37KB , 251x215 , Nevergiveintodark.png )
322651

>>322626
>>322646
Can't give up... that'd be boring.

gotta move.

Bang feels at peace...
The doubts in his mind vanish, as does the attack coming at him.

WHAT!!?!?!
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No. 322652 ID: 856690
File 131000967895.png - (32.90KB , 300x300 , Nitroblessing.png )
322652

>>322625
Bang explodes his all he feels such peace, such comfort.

NO NO NO! I WAS SO CLOSE CURSE YOU CURSE YOU SPIRITS!
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No. 322653 ID: 856690
File 131000969212.png - (91.14KB , 300x500 , HugofBoom.png )
322653

>>322638
>>322618

NO STAY AWAY! STAY AWAY!

Bang doesn't do hugs of death.

NOOOOOOOOooooo! this cannot be!! MASTER!!

An Explodahead does hugs of BOOM.

A CURSE ON YOU CHILD OF EXPLOSION!

The eye cannot stand up to the light of Bang's explosion.
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No. 322654 ID: 856690
File 131000971104.png - (70.42KB , 300x300 , DoesBangstilllive.png )
322654

As Blinding light explodes around Bang, he feels it.

He doesn't feel bored right now...

Whiteness claims him.
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No. 322655 ID: 856690
Audio Vagrant_Story_(DISC_2)___20_-_Fanfare.mp3 - (858.15KB , Vagrant Story (DISC 2) 20 - Fanfare.mp3 )
322655

[Congradulations you defeated the Dark Eye (Arms)]
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No. 322656 ID: 856690
File 131000975210.png - (10.72KB , 251x215 , Endfornow.png )
322656

[That turned out way more epic than I thought it would]

Does Bang yet live? Such is the nature of this end, evil defeated but at what cost?

What choice will you now make, voices of the soil? Whom will you guide?

Return to Rose of the Conepeople
http://quest.lv/kusaba/questarch/res/308257.html , who you last left at Zaldmines, which was burning or...
A Pengu warrior who is on a quest of honour!
A Ram-rider who has lost his bike!
A Huge Buraskag, who is very Hungry!
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No. 322661 ID: b1f0e2

>A Huge Buraskag, who is very Hungry!
Sounds nomtastic, lets do it.
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No. 322672 ID: 1854db

>>322656
>A Huge Buraskag, who is very Hungry!

This sounds pretty cool.
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