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3090 No. 3090 ID: bde1b8

This is MUDY.

His class is BARD.

He is in it for the HALF-DEMON KOBOLDS.
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No. 10737 ID: bde1b8
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10737

>>10723
>She's dead, Jim.

Not if I can help it.

>Jim has been discovered! 5/6 located.
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No. 10739 ID: f42c4e

>>10737
...Why the fuck did I not see that coming.

Jim! Carry this girl, painful though that will be, to safety! You know any Kobold healing trick, herbs or something?
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No. 10744 ID: 2e1743

Jim! You magnificent bastard! Please, you've got to help this humanoid plant thing. It's not her time!
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No. 10754 ID: 1afd58

>>10737
hey Jim, you must be hungry after nevermore. What did you do with dead things there? oh, right. YOU ATE THEM.

GET TO IT.
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No. 10772 ID: b2d20f
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10772

>>10737
Make some tasty cactus marmalade for yourself and your girlbold. You'll need the food.
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No. 11113 ID: bde1b8
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11113

>>10754
I'll eat her after she dies. But for now, she lives. I have used my cloak to patch her wounds, and stop the... bleeding. If I can get her more water fast, she will probably be okay.
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No. 11114 ID: bde1b8
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11114

I am not Sage. I am not a monster. I will not abandon her. She will be okay. I will ensure it.

Ow this hurts.
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No. 11116 ID: 7eda8b

Stop hugging the cactus. What are you, stupid?
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No. 11117 ID: 1afd58

>>11114
You're a good bold, Jim.
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No. 11156 ID: 06b21e

>>11114
A short man with a tie and glasses named Gnome has a chip that can create a lot of water, simply known as a water chip. He is likely still inside the building. He is violent and dangerous.
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No. 11174 ID: bde1b8
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11174

>>11116
Very, I know.

This tower is the only building for miles, so it'd probably be safest to check here.

>>11156
That is good to know! I will definitely be going into the tower then. There is a large set of double doors with a guard. How do you propose we get past him? All I have for equipment is this short sword...

>Gunther has been located! 6/6 found.
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No. 11175 ID: bde1b8
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11175

With his crossbow he'd take me out before I got anywhere near... wait, what's going on?
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No. 11176 ID: 1afd58

>>11175
He seems nice enough. Maybe he will help you.
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No. 11185 ID: bde1b8
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11185

>>11176
So, what? Should I just go out there and talk to him? See if he'll let me in?
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No. 11187 ID: 1afd58

>>11185
If you want to save that amorous cactus girl, you need help.

Asking him is all you have left to do.
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No. 11188 ID: 06b21e

>>11185
Do you happen to have an apple with you?
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No. 11191 ID: bde1b8
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11191

>>11188
Nope. I have no apples on me.

"Hello guard!"
>Jah! It iz an intruder! Vhat iz your buziness, intruder?
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No. 11192 ID: bde1b8

murder gunther! leave Clarice to die! thus ending the second round, since there will be two contestants left remaining: Gnome and Jim.
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No. 11206 ID: 1afd58

>>11191
Zhis girl ist... no, wait, This girl is hurt and needs help! Also she makes apples when she is a mature plant, but that might be months from now.

(trust me, Jim, that last bit will help)
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No. 13012 ID: bde1b8
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13012

>Ze apples are in trouble?! Dizastrous!
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No. 13015 ID: bde1b8
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13015

>Right zis way, intruder, right zis way!
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No. 13016 ID: f42c4e

>>13015
Well let's follow him, Jim.
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No. 13018 ID: 9a71e2

>>13015
Get in box.
Lose memory.
Cause PIME TARADOX
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No. 13022 ID: bde1b8
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13022

This place is kinda scary.

>Hmm hmm savink ze appelz, savink ze apples~
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No. 13038 ID: 06b21e

>>13022
Jim, ask Gunther if he's seen Gnome.

If he hasn't, you're en route to him.
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No. 13039 ID: bde1b8
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13039

>Vait, vait. How are ve helpink ze plant lady zere? Vith magic and dreaminks?
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No. 13040 ID: 9a71e2

>>13039
I'm actually a unicorn, transformed by evil magic.
The apples are magical and can change me back.
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No. 13078 ID: ed8d8a

"Well, I don't know THAT much about sentient plant biology, but I am pretty sure she would benefit from some water"
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No. 13088 ID: bde1b8
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13088

>You be needink vater? Oh vell, zat's not zo hard.
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No. 13089 ID: bde1b8
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13089

>Zere! Vater! All you vill ever need!
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No. 13091 ID: 5e64a9

>>13089
Ask Gunther what the other buttons do. Or the capsule chamber. Or anything else. Pump him for information!
Also, splash some water in Clarice's face, I guess. Or stick her hand in water after putting her in a comfortable position.
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No. 13107 ID: bde1b8
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13107

>Vell, ze Red button locks down ze room, and ze blue button makes ze vater come from ze ceilink. Hittink eizer button again vill reverse ze effects. Ze Purple button opens und closes ze stasis pod over zere.

As he answers my questions, I set up Clarice in a comfortable position, so she can get plenty of water. I am not sure if it will help or not, but there's really nothing else to try.
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No. 13108 ID: 5e64a9

>>13107
"Stasis pod? Neat! Can you show us how it works?"
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No. 13111 ID: 71f3d6

>>13107
You'll have to fertilize her, better get creative.
And by creative I mean killing Gunther and using his blood. He's just an subcutebold so it doesn't matter.
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No. 13112 ID: bde1b8
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13112

"Stasis pod? Neat! Can you show us how it works?"
>No, I can't be showink you how ze pod vorks! You're an intruder!
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No. 13114 ID: bde1b8
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13114

>Und I am paid very vell for shootink ze intruders.
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No. 13118 ID: 1afd58

>>13114
Noooo, gunzer!
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No. 13131 ID: 1afd58

>>13112
Gunther, Jim, whichever of you survives, cactuses don't do well with constant access to water. In fact, it tends to kill them.

Clarice will die in that pool of water if she is anything like a real cactus.
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No. 13363 ID: bde1b8
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13363

HELP ME PLEASE.
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No. 13365 ID: f42c4e

"IF YOU KILL ME... YOU'LL NEVER LEARN THE LOCATION OF THE LAND OF APPLES."
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No. 13367 ID: bffa2a

"Come here and look deep into the water and I'll show you"
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No. 13372 ID: 06b21e

You're less than two feet from him.

The crossbow is worrisome, but not a particularly useful melee weapon.

Sword his knees off.
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No. 13556 ID: 5816b2

Distract him with the cries of "Look behind you, there's a three-headed apple tree!" then knock him about the back of the head when he's looking.
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No. 13968 ID: 33bb8b

Dude, its a single shot crossbow. you have like thirty seconds to fuck him up before he can reload.
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No. 14021 ID: 7eda8b

>>13363
Hug Gunther
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No. 14643 ID: 5e64a9

>>13363
Inform Gunther that you can't possibly be an intruder, because you're friendly!
Also, HE let YOU into the tower! So if you are an intruder, then he's been helping you, so logically he must shoot himself!

And while he is contemplating this, try to grab his crossbow.
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No. 17936 ID: 1afd58

>>13363
Wield CLARICE as a spiky club!
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No. 19543 ID: bde1b8
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19543

I draw my weapon, and he draws a knife! Before he can defend himself, I quickly slash into the back of his leg.

...Its a shallow cut, but it should slow him down a little.
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No. 19591 ID: 335096

>>19543
Take no shit little dude, Knife him the face!
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No. 19930 ID: bde1b8
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19930

I spin around to hop onto the edge of the coffin, that I may batter stab his head. He counters with a powerful back swing as he falls to one leg, hitting me with the hilt.
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No. 19931 ID: bde1b8
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19931

I stumble back, but my armor seems to have saved me the brunt of the blow.
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No. 19933 ID: 1afd58

>>19931
Gnome throttle Jiflignslngn
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No. 19935 ID: 335096

We need a ranged attack. Throw the Orb at him, quick!
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No. 19948 ID: bde1b8
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19948

>>19935
Should I really...? Well okay!
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No. 19951 ID: 335096

>>19948
Now! While he's stunned! Knife his eye out!
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No. 19952 ID: 1afd58

>>19948
You dumbass, now we can't talk to Jim. Who gets us now?
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No. 19980 ID: 0ad0c0

>>19952
We're bouncing back, right? Right? I was kind of hoping Gunther would catch and we could get him to go to the void..
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No. 19982 ID: bde1b8
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19982

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No. 19985 ID: bde1b8
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19985

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No. 19986 ID: bde1b8
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19986

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No. 19989 ID: 1afd58

>>19986
Grats, Jim. Of course, you can't hear me.
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No. 19990 ID: 335096

Go Jim! You are the Bold that will pierce the heavens!
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No. 19993 ID: 197650

GNOME WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE IN THE SHADOWS GET OUT OF THE SHADOWS GNOME
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No. 20002 ID: bde1b8
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20002

...Hello Quest.
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No. 20005 ID: 1afd58

>>20002
Hi Gnome. Be cautious. That monster over there is no unarmed rabbitgirl or confused woman.
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No. 20006 ID: 335096

>>20002
Hello Gnome. Introduce yourself to the nice people and help finish gunther off once and for all.
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No. 20014 ID: bde1b8
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20014

>>20006
>Finish of Gunther.

The little boldling did that for me.
>Gunther has been eliminated!

"Hello, Boldling. My name is Gnome. How are you?"
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No. 20016 ID: 1afd58

>>20014
Offer to help him help the girl, wait for a moment of weakness, throttle from behind. Preferably when he puts down that knife.
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No. 20019 ID: 335096

>>20014

Inspire the boldling with tales of Infinity General Driblis!
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No. 20026 ID: bde1b8
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20026

"Mind if I help with the girl?"

"Yes, thank you! That would be great."

He has sheathed his knife. Should I end him?
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No. 20027 ID: 1afd58

>>20026
Push him facefirst into cactus girl so he gets all stabbed, then throttle from behind.

That is the way of the tiny warrior.
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No. 20028 ID: 197650

RUBY WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE IN THE SHADOWS GET OUT OF THE SHADOWS RUBY
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No. 20031 ID: 335096

Stay good gnome, stay good! We'll all team up and go fight crime together!
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No. 20032 ID: 06a38b

Take the dead guy's knife.
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No. 20088 ID: bde1b8
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20088

Knives are so much less fun.
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No. 20089 ID: 335096

>>20088
We'd best just be hugging that bold, gnome.
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No. 20092 ID: bde1b8
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20092

I can't feel their pain with a knife. The grinding, the squishing... I think I am killing the cactus too. This is a two-fer!
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No. 20095 ID: 335096

>>20092

Hey gnome, continue to not look behind you for... say, another 20 seconds or so? Make sure you take your time killing those dudes too, so they dont die in that 20 secs.
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No. 20104 ID: bde1b8
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20104

>>20095
Voices, sometimes I think you are trying to get me killed, with how you word things. I think the cactus is on her last legs. Just gotta grind it in a bit more...
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No. 20106 ID: 5ef71a

>>20092
Yeah, just stay focused on that boldling... don't turn around...
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No. 20108 ID: f44349

>>20104
Just keep doing what you're doing...
Niiice and slow... You wanna, um, make them suffer! Yeah, that's it.
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No. 20110 ID: 9ac8e2

>>20104
Uhhhhh.
Why not savor the moment, Gnome? Draw his pain out. Nice and slow. That's right, savor every moment of his pain.
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No. 20111 ID: bde1b8
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20111

>Gnome has been eliminated.
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No. 20114 ID: 335096

>>20111
Oh Snap!
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No. 20119 ID: 9ac8e2

>>20111
... Told you she'd kick your ass.
Ruby! See the orb, sweetie? Grab it!
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No. 20126 ID: 3c9ddf

Was he trying to kill them by rubbing them really hard together or what?
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No. 20128 ID: bde1b8
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20128

>Clarice has been eliminated.
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No. 20130 ID: c80cec

Who has the orb?
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No. 20133 ID: 335096

No one, I dont think.
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No. 20137 ID: 5ef71a

>>20128
Poor Clarice ;_;
Ruby, if you can hear this, save Jim!
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No. 20139 ID: 06a38b

Finish killing the kobold.
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No. 20140 ID: 3c9ddf

>>20128
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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No. 20141 ID: bde1b8
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20141

RUBY and JRINIFIBLIN are the survivors of ROUND 1.

They will advance to ROUND 4.

CONGRATULATIONS, RUBY, JRINIFIBLIN! A WINNER ARE YOU.

ROUND 3 will commence sometime around next sunday.
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No. 20142 ID: f44349

>>20128
Oh nooooo! D:

QUICK, RUBY SAVE JIM
...unless he isn't in mortal danger from his wounds in which case:

HUG JIM
READ NOTE
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No. 20143 ID: 5ef71a

>>20141
>ROUND 3 will commence sometime around next sunday.

So tomorrow then.
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No. 20144 ID: 335096

>>20141
Looking forward to it man.
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No. 20145 ID: bde1b8

>>20143
A week from then.
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No. 20153 ID: 3c9ddf

>>20141
I demand Clarice's ressurrection! A cactus can reproduce itself by being cut into pieces, so there should be a bunch of small Clarices running around.
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No. 20235 ID: bde1b8
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20235

Minired has named them, from left to right, Charles, Coconut, Casey, MiniClarice, Cthulhu, and Charon.
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No. 20575 ID: 1afd58

>>20092
>>20104
>>20128

No! Don't make him touch me! He saved me!

His face touches my chest, and I feel like I should be happy. I did what the ball told me to. I was a good girl. He saved me. He was helping me. When he fought the other man, I wanted to help. I wanted to fight too. But I can't move anymore.

His face... he's bleeding. He's bleeding on me, because of me. His touch feels good, I wish I could touch him without hurting him. Why is that other boy doing this? I don't want to hurt anyone. I just want to be held. I just want to be saved.

I just want to be a good girl.

The water is too much. I'm... I can't really see. The blood is dripping... I think he stopped rubbing but I can't tell.

I don't even know his name... I'm sorry... your face...


I'm sorry...
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