>>32331
>And I'm the one that will pierce the heavens

Yell out, "Enough with the phallic imagery!"

Counter with projectile vomit

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Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)00:30 No. 32367 ID: cd08c0
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"BECAUSE WHY NOT?!"


>>32340
Kara dives out of the way. Somewhere in the back of her mind, she realizes that it came at her completely straight, and was actually a very easy attack to avoid.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)00:30 No. 32368 ID: cd08c0
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... just before Rastin uses her distraction to hurl her airborne using some kind of fucked up earth... wave... thingy.
Right before jumping after her, magical energy swirling around his fist like some kind of drill.

>>32343
> "Enough with the phallic imagery!"
Rastin is grinning. ASSHOLE.

WHAT NOW.

Shotgun UP.

Use the unreduced, massive Recoil as a dodge.

>>32364
He's attacking the ground now! Don't put up with that! Attack the ground harder with FURY FISTS!

Use your shotgun's ridiculous recoil to change your path! Possibly spraying him in the process.

Oppose his masculine Yang with your feminine Yin. By which I mean use your feminine wiles to distract him so one of your cohorts can cheap shot him.

>>32368
Only one force can match Spiral Energy, and that's unbridled drunken rage. Forget about dodging - attack with all you've got!

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)00:52 No. 32384 ID: cd08c0
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>>32369
> Rocket Jump.

"BECAUSE--"

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)00:53 No. 32385 ID: cd08c0
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"Fuck it."

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)00:53 No. 32386 ID: cd08c0
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Rastin breaks Kara's fall.

>>32386

Find his face and keep punching it until it has the consistency of runny pudding.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)01:20 No. 32390 ID: cd08c0
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...
Kara stands up. Her braid is all untangled -- Rastin nicked it with his drill.
Rastin is laying here. No doubt he has some cunning trick or asshole move. He...

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)01:21 No. 32391 ID: cd08c0
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Rastin removes his glasses, holding them out to Kara.

Underneath...

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)01:21 No. 32392 ID: cd08c0
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... he's just a guy.

"Kara... ... we had fun, right? It was... ..."

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)01:21 No. 32393 ID: cd08c0
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... Rastin is dead.

>>32393
....huh. That's.... not as satisfying as it should've been.

Hm, make sure he's dead and then sell his body

>>32392
;_;

So... Attune the crystal. Or fuck with it, at least.

TOUCH THE HUGE FUCKING CRYSTAL.

PUT ON GLASSES.

BECOME RASTIN.

>>32392
>>32393
Wh- what? D:

THATS NOT HOW THE FINAL BOSS IS SUPPOSED TO ACT AT ALL. :<

>>32398
And then Kara was a Simon.

Man, if that is the same Rastin as Apocalyption's is based on, maybe we should actually meet him before Vresch disposes of him.

But that's not relevant to this quest at all, is it? I suppose we should see about doing something about the crystal. Perhaps ask Hope what we should do?

Take the glasses!

Fix your braid. Priorities, people.

>>32399
Seriously! The tower of doom isn't even crumbling to the ground. Now that's shoddy evil engineering.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)02:04 No. 32409 ID: cd08c0
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>>32398 >>32404
> Take the glasses.
Kara takes Rastin's glasses. He did, after all, give them to her. ... they don't detect as magic in any way.

Kara has received GURREN GLASSES and STORMWATER COFFEE.

>>32399
> THAT'S NOT HOW THE FINAL BOSS IS SUPPOSED TO ACT AT ALL.
No, it's really not.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)02:04 No. 32410 ID: cd08c0
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>>32397 >>32398 >>32401
> TOUCH THE CRYSTAL?
> Ask Hope...

... uh...

...

...

ffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Suggestion 2009/08/21(Fri)02:05 No. 32411 ID: bde1b8
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>>32393
...Sleep well, fair troll.

>>32410
... oh. Now I get it.

>>32410
Looks like we have some escalation on our hands. First things first, we need to establish what she wants to achieve, and how she's going to do it. Then can decide whether we want to stop her or not, and, if so, how. In short: Get a monologue out of her.

>>32410
Charge and kiss her!

>>32410
...Well...
...
...Fuck.

I guess we should've seen this coming...

>>32414

Yes. We can rule at her side as the belligerent drunken muscle to her calculating intellect.

EFG 2009/08/21(Fri)02:37 No. 32417 ID: 00bfab
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>>32393

>>32416
Or we can get extra shooty and claim da big toof for ourselves.

I'd suggest just aiming the gun at her and await what she has to say...

Look. A situation like this? One thing to do. Go home. Rastin's dead. This is no longer our buisness. Lets just go enjoy our newfound wealth and let the girl do whatever. She's the nice enough sort, right? Whats the worst that can happen?

>>32419
Dude, she just got some kick-ass magic equipment. What kind of person would she be if she wouldn't whoop as much ass as she can?

>>32419

She could institute prohibition.

>>32420
Not necessarily Hopes ass, of course.

Just demand what Hope is doing. She TECHNICALLY is the only one good with magic, so this may be a good thing.

But I highly doubt it.

Also, Rastin dead forever? HA! Yeah right.

>>32419
>What's the worst that can happen?

That had better be sarcasm.

>>32443
Reka said in #rubyquest that he is indeed dead, at least as far as this quest is concerned.

Shoot Hope.

>>32486
seduce hope

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/21(Fri)17:38 No. 32502 ID: cd08c0
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> 300 posts?!
New thread created.
>>32501