A runed mantle sounds like a good idea to me.

I personally like hood down, plain robe. Maybe runes along the edges. Makes you look... slightly more normal. Basically, I'm thinking that you should LOOK humble even when you're shooting lightning bolts from your fingers.

>>32028
<<Again, not arting this because I won't do it justice. I'm a better writer than I am an artist, honest!>>

Before my army arrives at the next town, I move ahead, in broad daylight. I wear a simple white robe with a runed mantle, the hood over my head and my smoke sifting out the top, my eyes glowing in the gloom. I approach the noble's home and castle, doors slamming open in front of me and portculli screaming open.

They are helpless to stop me. Arrows fly at me, and stop in midair to drop to earth harmlessly. Men assault me with swords and I fly out of their reach. Eventually, they let me go on my way. I reach the noble, sitting on his stupid throne, shaking in fear. I speak only three words.

"Unity has come."

He screams as a bolt of my will slams into his forehead, and his face begins to shift. Then his body, shuddering, swelling, bones snapping and cracking, blood pouring freely from all hos orifices.

His family watches in horror as I turn the man into nothing but a shuddering mound of biomass, then turn to the rest of them.

"You have one day. Twenty four hours to decide whether to follow me or suffer as this pitiable wretch."

There is a pause. The wife stands.
>"We will not succumb to demons!"

"Very well. Sacrifices must be made for unity. You will be... one of many."

I snap my fingers, and the lump of biomass twitches in response, re-forming into a long, gangly creature with one long bone blade extending from its arm.

"Kill them." I murmur, and then leave, to the wonderful song of their cries of agony. I can see the army swelling on the horizon.

>>32059
FUCK YEAH!

alright, um... I guess have Diceys harvest those unwilling to join your unity.

>>32069
I have the Dicey move through the castle, screaming "UNITY!" at the top of its voice. There were a few cultists, who evade death by praying, in this city, and they immediatly go to work undermining the city from within while I serenely float out of the city. Fires erupt.

I can hear babies crying.

Wonderful.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/08/20(Thu)20:16 No. 32226 ID: 6faa8c
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>>32146
It strikes me that war is much faster than conversion.

BIOMASS ADDED: 70 TONS (TOWNS + WILDLIFE)

>>32226

Hehehe. So, is it time to move on Tan-Tan now? We could start sending out some human cultists who wish to spread your good word out to the various races. It probably won't bring in many recruits, but at least everyone there will have heard of you and your deeds when you show up.

>>32226
ah, I'm glad we waited until we were strong enough to use violence. I think now we can just steamroll everything in a row with it.

Speaking of, can we make any kind of giant slug or something to simply crawl over cities and crush them? possibly with a snailshell to hold invasion troops?

>>32257

I think we should just save up and make one huge, city-sized stag beetle kind of thing. It can just fly around and smash cities into paste with one drop.

>>32262
>>32257
We've already got a biological castle. Why don't we just weaponize him?

>>32263
Ziz is strong. Incredibly so. However, he is helf up not only by his wings, but by large sacs of gas. If these are somehow punctured, Ziz will fall... and his own weight would kill him!

>>32257
>>32262
Great ideas, but larger creatures take disporportionate amounts of biomass. Not to mention, their use would be limited, because I am trying to be as secretive as possible!

Now... The time has come to move to the Tan-Tan tribal lands. There are several decisions we must make before we set out:

What will our sea vessel be?

What special lackeys will we take with us? (Choose two: Tyka, Knight, First Cleric, First possessed)

What race shall we present ourselves to first?
( Orcs, Gnolls, Goblins, Humans, Dwarves )

>>32273

Who we show up to first is easy. Orcs. Beating up the lead orc always works, and they'll fall in line. Goblins are probably gonna be next for the same reason, plus if you approach the Goblins with Orcs also on your side that's a large intimidation factor.

Knight and first cleric I suppose.

You said air sacs earlier. Can we just attach air sacs to our boats? Having airships would be pretty nifty if we could find a way to strengthen the sac, maybe put a layer of membrane around it. Barring that we can still do normal ships.

>>32273
We've already got human cultists, so we may have some small advantage there. As for aquatic transfer, Ziz can carry a good portion of our dudes, and I'm sure the human kingdom had boats of some sort.

>>32293
Who says we are taking our human army with us?
No, no. They will remain here. We'll take a few clerics to show them how strong I can make people (it's a small matter to enhance a living being, I just don't do it often) but I dislike pinkies a great deal and keeping too many around would only make me irritable. Stupid, I know, but that is who I am.

Ziz, Tyka, and the First-possessed will remain here to watch over my holdings. They will contact me if anything goes astray.

I begin to craft my own ship from biomass. Should it look merely like a large fish of some sort?

>>32312
Fish? no. Crustaceans, crawling along the bottom, if at all possible. Hollow on the inside or with life support systems, whichever can hold more troops and yourself comfortably. Also, claws are great defensively, and some come equipped with fusion-explosion capability.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/08/20(Thu)23:48 No. 32336 ID: 6faa8c
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>>32324
I suppose a large crustacean would be fitting.

I give it life-supporting systems inside its hollow shell, and adapt a set of gills - just in case.

It won't be nearly as large as Ziz, due to pressures and other things, but I don't need to being that many helping hands.

>>32336
make sure that the weak point is hard to hit- everyone goes for the weak point on crabs.

>>32336
Make a fake seam running down the center of the top, where the armor is the hardest. Use coloring to make it appear as though that line is thinner than the rest of the armor. With any luck, they'll go for the fake weak spot.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/08/21(Fri)00:10 No. 32353 ID: 6faa8c
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>>32349
Not a crab, more like a lobster or a shrimp, except with ant jaws. He's more combat-capable than Ziz, but he's not as great a fortress. He holds people in his rather large belly, and is designed to be able to open up the back of his shell to let people out. His claws can crush armor, and his jaws aren't that bad, either.

>>32351
<<Oh wow, I did that on accident!>>

>>32353
fuck yes!

let's take this war to the high seas!

also, let's make some devilfish. Like normal fish, but instead of being herbivores, all of them are pirhanna-like omnivores.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/08/22(Sat)01:29 No. 32815 ID: 6faa8c
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>>32462
>Fishy minions!

Oh yes! I wouldn't venture into a new medium unprepared!

The left one is Pihran, like a piranha but better armored. The right one is a Crustkin, a small version of a Thumper with far better armor.

>>32815
Huh. It seems that exoskeletal protection might be superior to the forms we use on land.

Why not have all your minions get exoskeletons? All it seems it would do is make them all more durable, and you can stylize it a bit to make it look like some sort of suit of armor. Make conversions of foes easier to have a more knightly look to your minions, and your followers will have better defended messengers of god.

>>32938
There's a very good reason you don't encounter many creatures with an exoskeleton bigger than an insect. They get all squooshy inside, one good blow with something heavy and they're toast. Since maces and the like aren't as effective underwater, I can afford to use exoskeletal designs. When I get on land, though? Back to the old minions. Don't fix what ain't broken.

>>32944
How about at least bone crests, ridges and whatnot to further protect vitals (You could have all non-metal diceys and other minions grow a hardened bone and enamel crosshatch protecting the eye) the restrictions of exoskeletal life on land are what they are, but endoskeletal creatures sometimes have exposed bony ridges and such, and the usefulness of such organic armor can't be ignored.

Basically, give your creatures two skeletons, and endo and an exo that is just an extension from the endo. Sure, it will make some minions slower, but the added protection, especially to such a vulnerability as the eye (or any other established weaknesses of a unit type), would be worth it, methinks.

>>32949
I'll think on it when we arrive. I may just need it.

For now, we set out. And the sea will be likely a boring time, so for now, goodbye. I shall return when this time has passed.

why not simply two skeletal systems? Or one endoskeletal creature and a symbiotic chitinous armor creature?

>>33100

I think he's gone.

So. Um... did we just get left in a box or something? Well damn.

>>33238
Someone as mentally capable as myself can turn readable brainwaves on and off fairly easily.

<<Going to bed for the night. Will start up tommorow again>>

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/08/23(Sun)12:21 No. 33313 ID: 6faa8c
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>>33239
I thought I wasn't to be awoken until we arrived?

>"M-m-milord, there are creatures..."

Then send the fish at them for fuck's sake!

>You don't want to do that.

What the hell?!

I run up to look out the eyes of my beast.
This thing is very close to my transport's eye. It's the size of a human's thumb.

>Greetings, (He who brings Chaos), we would like to make you an offer.

Another mentally gifted race?

>>33313
Well, they are sentient, and they could have simply attacked you before making you aware that they are sentient.

So lets return the favor and hear them out.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/08/23(Sun)14:14 No. 33352 ID: 6faa8c
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>>33313
Very well. What is your offer?

>If you leave us and the ocean alone, we will do you no harm.

Two others join him.

>Your conquest over the races of the land will make us all the more powerful.

>Yes, yes. Continue to wreak havok over the dirt peoples!

Hm. I'm not sure about giving up all the oceans.

>>33352
'Oh, so you claim to have dominion of all the oceans, then?

Well what of this, then? I shall leave you and your people to your own devices, but the waters are a very useful means of moving supplies and troops. I wonder, would you be willing to let me and those I create travel the waters unmolested if I do not attack you? After all, what I am doing already is beneficial to your kind as you admitted, and allowing this would only expedite the process at which I conquer the land and expunge the races already living there.'

>>33354
The small creatures chitter among themselves for a few moments.

>We will allow safe transit through the waters, on the condition you harvest nothing from the seas.

>We will sweeten the deal further: There is a large area inaccessable to all known intelligent... if you can call them that ... races, the southern continent. We will help you land there. Again, so long as you harvest nothing from the waters of the ocean.

Were you actually PLANNING on taking over the oceans as well? Had I been made aware of such plans, I would have suggested doing it a long time ago, until these guys showed up. Oceans are USUALLY filled with nearly limitless quantities of pretty dumb biomass. Only with this new development does the ocean rise in importance to that of another power to worry about.

>>33371
My plan is to turn the planet into a massive organic spaceship and return to the Sol system.

>>33378
...fair enough. in any case, no reason to make enemies of them just now. We will see if they prove useful allies, and if not, we can always revisit the question at a later junction.

>>33367
Agree to their proposal, only if you can arrange for at least some form of trade between your two nations. Who knows, they might know/have things that would be wildly useful to you.

Besides, your goal is to eventually conquer star systems. This could be your chance to start building an alliance that would make ruling such a massive empire much easier.

>>33381
>>33382
Agreed. May I, if I find things that prove valuable to you, offer trade?

>Maybe. Be on your way, (He who sows destruction).

They seem very relieved as they leave.

Clearly we have a hive mind of tiny beings on our hands here. They obviously do not want to fight us, but if they feel threatened they may attempt some sort of annoying first strike, or worse, an alliance with one of the dirt races. They have alarmingly good intel on what is going on outside the ocean, we must be very careful if the time ever comes to betray this agreement. In the mean time, back in the box! Onward!

Oh yeah, and as we continue our time under the see, lets see what we can figure out in terms of gifting our minions with dual skeletal structure to vastly improve defensive capabilities. Even if nothing else, at least work on a way for your land based minions to grow a bone and enamel crosshatch over that oh so vulnerable eye.

their psychic, seeing as they're hiveminded. watch out for them.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/08/23(Sun)17:29 No. 33465 ID: 6faa8c
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>>33404
>Bone crosshatch

That's a fairly good idea for the base Dicey and Thumper. The + and ++ designs for the Dicey won't need it, however. Thumpers can and will cover their eye with one hand in combat, relying on nearby wakwaks to see.

As for the rest of my designs, I don;t use them extensively enough or leave them in combat long enough to warrant it or the heavy bone armor.

Outer bone is seperate from their main systems and is therefore easily replaced.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/08/23(Sun)18:39 No. 33493 ID: 6faa8c
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>>33465
We've landed!

>>33493
<<In case anyone is wondering, each of those circles is a tribe.>>

There's no one here but me and twelve Dicey's, three thumpers, and twenty Wakwaks. I can see a tribe in the distance, Gnoll, I'd guess...

Any ideas? You guys said Orc was my best bet.

>>33525
Well, the best thing to do right now (if you want to prevent beastly equivalents of those knights showing up) is to stay low and hidden, and eat flora biomass for a bit, while trying to make your way to one of the smallest tribes unnoticed. Hopefully, by the time you reach the tribe, you should have acquired enough biomass that you could build yourself an avatar, some sort of fifteen foot tall minion that you can switch your mind into. If you can appear to the beastly races to be some sort of giant, bestial and powerful figure, it will make conversions easier.

Plus, it will mean you have a means of having fun on the front line too now.

The first action in any new area is to establish a base of operations. Convert the lobstertransport to land-use, and send two or three diceys to scout the gnoll camp, and a few more to scout the surrounding area.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/08/23(Sun)20:11 No. 33539 ID: 6faa8c
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>>33533
>Bio-Mech

Great idea. Oh, hey, what's this?

>LAIR FOUND: CAVE
>LAIR STATUS: UNCLEARED
>DANGER OF LAIR: UNKNOWN

>SALVAGE LAIR? Y/N

>>33539
a cave? Let's explore it. Plant some mold or fungus spores as you go along- even if you don't like the place, you can still convert it to usefulness.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/08/23(Sun)20:20 No. 33546 ID: 6faa8c
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>>33544
Alright! I gather two Diceys, leaving the rest outside. I mean, what's the worst that could happen?

I leave some moss at the entrance. I'll know if anyone touches it.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/08/23(Sun)20:26 No. 33551 ID: 6faa8c
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>>33546
Wow, this cave is small. What could possibly live here?

>>33551
OUT

OUT NOW

SHIT SMELLS LIKE DEATHTRAP

TRUST US, FLEE

>>33572
does it?

well, send some wakwaks and those... swarm things you made. investigate disposably!

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/08/23(Sun)20:51 No. 33580 ID: 6faa8c
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>>33572
Flee? Wh-

Oh shit. I've lost contact with the Diceys. Fuck! And the cave collapsed behind me!

>DANGER LEVEL FOUND!
>DANGER LEVEL: HIGH
>INHABITANTS: TUCKER KOBOLDS

If it has a spear it has a mind. Own that thing behind you.

>>33580
>TUCKER KOBOLDS

...Well, it was nice knowing you.

Also, BEHIND YOU!

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/08/23(Sun)21:00 No. 33590 ID: 6faa8c
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>>33587
Of course. They have harmed my property. My FAMILY!

The blood vessels int he small creature's ears and head pop, and horror crosses his mind.

Wait, what's that smell?

>>33590
probably some kind of burning oil. I suggest using your mind powers to dig a way out, fast.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/08/23(Sun)21:09 No. 33598 ID: 6faa8c
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>>33592
The rocks are cemented together! The cunning bastards! And that upper passage is too small for me. The smell's getting stronger, too.

>Burning oil

FUCK!

>>33590
...you know, I sorta meant own it like, it belongs to you sorta thing. You know, that thing you do with the controlling stuff?

>>33598
well, can you blast through the mortar? If not, you may be forced to go down the traptunnel. it's most likely certain death, but if you can't get out this room is also certain death

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/08/23(Sun)21:17 No. 33611 ID: 6faa8c
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>>33602
I tried. Its mind resisted to death. Not many sentient creatures do that...

>>33605
Agreed.

Fuck fuck fuck!

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/08/23(Sun)21:21 No. 33613 ID: 6faa8c
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>>33611
Well, there's only this open cavern at the other end. And the oil is starting to seep towards here.

>>33613
well, looks like we're fairly boned. Our only option is to try to go into the third dimension, as that skeleton's leg position implies that to your left there is a greater expanse of area.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/08/23(Sun)22:19 No. 33646 ID: 6faa8c
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>>33628
Nope, the place is hollowed like a big orb.

>Skeleton

DERP!

Come on, come on...

>>33646
oh man, you can just bioform skeletons? I thought they had to have meat. awesome!

>>33646
also, hit that suspicious grey panel on the wall

>>33650
Oh, that's just his powers sucking the very color from the space-time continuum!

>>33646

Isn't oil an organic substance, too, for that matter? It's made out of fossilized creatures.

>>33654
fffff-

if you can just absorb the oil, then maybe you should

>>33653
what amazing powers!

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/08/23(Sun)22:27 No. 33662 ID: 6faa8c
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>>33650
<<I can't 'sample color' in this shitty program. That's as close as I could get...>>

>>33649

I could bioform FOSSILS if I had to! FOSSILS I SAY! FUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>33662
>FOSSILS if I had to!

burning fossils? if so, do eet to the oil. if not, CONTINUE BIOFORMING THE SKELETON JESUS CHRIST.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/08/23(Sun)22:52 No. 33689 ID: 6faa8c
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>>33668
FUCK, THAT'S RIGHT!

I can convert them. The changing of the material should put out the fire...

With the oils and this lump here, I have about two or three dozen kilos...

>>33689
Well, maybe a creature that can travel down the tunnel the kobold came out of, to track down and consme more of them? Then it will come back when it has enough mass that you could make it capable of opening the sealed entryway.

>>33689

Clearly, we need to get over these mental resistances. There's too much of this bullshit.

Make BRAIN WORMS. They naturally produce tranqs, and sneak up on creatures while they're sleeping, before burrowing into their skulls and taking over. It should make for a nice zombie army.

It should also be possible to make them capable of extracting information... physically... from sources which are otherwise immune to your mental abilities.

>>33689
well, let's make some swarmers, need a bodyguard of minimal weight.

>>33689

Hey, I haven't really been following this quest, but I have some advice, assuming you're using Paint; save everything as .png, seriously. It makes everything easier without that fucking compression, or whatever the shit .jpg does.

Anyway, other than that, I have no suggestions. However, tomorrow, when I get the chance, I'll read through the first three threads. This looks pretty awesome, and kinda reminds me of that quest on /tg/ where we started as cat cancer.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/08/23(Sun)23:08 No. 33703 ID: 6faa8c
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>>33691
Getting rid of these yipping assholes sounds like a plan for me!
Alright, something small, yet feirce in the dark caves and tunnels.
Huh. Why does this look familiar?

>>33692

Someone hasn't taken PSYCH 101!
Memory, as we think of it, is not stored on any one part of the brain. Rather, it is stored by the whole of the brain. Cloud computing, not hard drive.

>>33700
That's cool to hear!

I save in .jpg because it's the first thing that came to me and the art quality is really secondary. I might change that soon, though.

>>33703
FUCK YES GRUES

send GRUES to MAUL 'BOLDS through their crawlholes. return with guts full of biomass.

>>33703

So... why couldn't you just sample the memory centers which contained the mediums you wanted and discard the rest?

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/08/23(Sun)23:18 No. 33712 ID: 6faa8c
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>>33708
I return to the original hole.

YES.... YEEEES! TAKE IT YOU LITTLE SONSA BITCHES! TAAAAAAAAAAKE IT! AHAHAHAHAHAH!

>>33709
Not... really. It's complicated. Memory manipulation is fucking hard for even an Altan of my calibur!

>>33714

Who said anything about manipulation? Getting at such things physically would involve drilling into their head and pulling bits out. Anything like that would probably end up destroying them.

But, unethical surgeries aside...

I somehow doubt that's the only secret panel in this mountain. Or the last trap. May want to consider simply turning this place into a quarry with your army outside, and loading up ammo for your throwers.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/08/23(Sun)23:31 No. 33720 ID: 6faa8c
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>>33717
The Grue takes a longass time to return. I have to reconvert the poor thing because it doesn't even fit in the hole anymore.

I need to 'take' someone to taste their memories. <<This isn't Starship Troopers or Half life Episode 2.>>

You now have:
300 KILOS OF BIOMASS

>>33720
well, make a biological battering ram and get out of here. reform the battering ram back into grues and fungus and have them start occupying the cave system- might as well start ecoinfecting the place.

>>33720
Ise the biomass to make a beta version of your eventual biomech. Sure, it will be too small now, but each practice version you make will make it easier to diagnose potential problems before you make the final version.

Make tunneller creatures, build a fortress.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/08/24(Mon)12:37 No. 33876 ID: 6faa8c
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>>33870
>>33734
Both good ideas. I need a place to work out from, after all.

Let's see... I'll call a Thumper, and have him break open the entrance. Man, I should have thought of that earlier. Now, I'll make small creatures capable of digging through rock.

And now, we wait. Any of you have plans for my fortress of doom? Grey is already hollowed and smoothed, Dark grey is rock/soil, and black is Kobold tunnel.

>>33876
make the back of the the cave into a little temple to your divine self, and keep the entrance to the kobold tunnels hidden. Build the rest of your stronghold out of them, being careful to keep it disguised from the outside.

>>33876
windier! branchier! induce a sense of lostness in intruders- try gradual curves to the left or right to confuse them as to which way is where

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/08/24(Mon)14:33 No. 33936 ID: 6faa8c
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>>33926
>>33882
Yes! I shall!

How's this for complicated?
((Half joke half serious))

>>33936
Yes, especially with the moonrunes all about.
Make sure the only way to get to anywhere is by a long, circuitous route through fairly easy, but irritating enemies.
Your enemies will be bald with irritation by the time they get to you.

>>33941
I second this plan, irritation always works

>>33941
>>33951
AHAHAHAH! Yes. A long, confusing route, filled with weak, subpar enemies, occasionally with larger, stronger ones. Anyone will surely give up before long!

It'll take a while to make this thing, however.

>twisty dungeons filled with weak but annoying minions
>Glowing red weak points
>Evil force overwhelming an unsuspecting fantasy landscape

NOTHING COULD GO WRONG

just get tons of spike pits and Medusa heads

>>33987
have the medusas come from all directions, rather than just in a wave.

And somehow add some cliff racers in caverns.

You really want this to just piss of would be adventurers, combining a big dungeon with enemies like those should give you some peace and quiet.

>>33997

Or, alternatively, spike pits, no light sources whatsoever, and filled with grues.

>>34076
>>33997
>>33987

Man, this shit is gonna take ages!

I bring in my bodygaurds, and have them assist. Converting the Lobster to land-travel is easy enough. Something tells me I might want to find something to do in the interim.