Not to us.

??? 2009/08/12(Wed)20:12 No. 28836 ID: f2de2f
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The light is harsh after being away from it so long...

??? 2009/08/12(Wed)20:13 No. 28837 ID: f2de2f
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I wonder if you are going to be any help to me out here.

>>28837
Don't die?
Wash behind your ears?
Look both ways before crossing the street?

I thought this was an intro for something.

??? 2009/08/12(Wed)20:15 No. 28839 ID: f2de2f
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But it doesn't matter if you do or not. There's only one thing I won't let you or anyone else do...

Moonleaf 2009/08/12(Wed)20:15 No. 28840 ID: f2de2f
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I won't let you stop me.

>>28840
I... I don't know what to say.

>>28840
ooooook?

Fuck Yeah! GO MOONLEAF! FOR EVERLASTING PEACE!

Suggestion 2009/08/12(Wed)20:25 No. 28846 ID: 9b5a49
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>>28840

Consult your map! Lets figure out where we are and where we are going.

Moonleaf 2009/08/12(Wed)20:55 No. 28859 ID: f2de2f
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>Consult your map.
Right now I'm outside of that large mountain to the west. The crude scribble to the south seems to be a forest... Funny how the mountains are meticulously detailed and the trees are all squiggles. Anyway, there's a human settlement to the east and the goblin citadel is the extreme northeast of the map.

>>28859
Let us set out for Human Settlment! We shall tell them of our plight and they shall give us much aid!

>>28859
Lets go meet the humans.

LET US FIND A HUMIE THAT CAN TEACH US TO SPEAR.

Moonleaf 2009/08/12(Wed)22:28 No. 28906 ID: f2de2f
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>set out for human settlement.
Simple enough. I just follow the road and cross the riv...

>"OI! CARE TA BE PAYIN' KRAVAK'S NOT-BASH-YA-IN-DA-'EAD-FER-CROSSIN'-'IS-BRIDGE TAX?"
Alright magical wisdom ball. Start being very wise, very fast.

>>28906
How much money do you have, how much is he demanding, and in the worst case scenario... do you think you can take him?

>>28906
Tell him you've allready payed. How does he think you got over here in the first place?

... What? He doesnt believe that we already payed? Well shit. I guess he'd better put us back on the other side then, since we didnt pay to get over here.

>>28911
This is good. I like this.

>>28911
This is clever and you should feel clever.

Moonleaf 2009/08/12(Wed)22:44 No. 28917 ID: f2de2f
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>Tell him you've allready payed. How does he think you got over here in the first place? ... What? He doesnt believe that we already payed? Well shit. I guess he'd better put us back on the other side then, since we didnt pay to get over here.

"YEA... DAT'D BE ALL WELL AN' GOOD, 'CEPT AH AIN'T CHARGIN' TA CROSS, AH'M CHARGING TO NOT SMASH YA INTA PASTE FOR CROSSIN'"

This is bloody wonderful...

>>28917
Which you cant do if we don't cross, right? But if we're allready over here, and if we're not smashed, then that means we must have already payed it, right? Surely a big strong intelligent fellow such as yourself can see that, right? And since we've already payed it, that means you cant smash us for crossing the bridge, which we have already crossed. In fact, that technically means if we were to uncross the bridge you'd have to unpay us, right? That's just simple logic. Even goblins can see that. But since we're so nice, we'll let you keep the money on account of the fantastic job you're doing here. Seriously, you are a boon to the community and well worth the taxes you charge. Bravo good sir. Bravo.

>>28917
...Fuck.
Um...
"Well, in that case why are you hassling me?
Obviously, I've already payed THAT toll.
I mean If I hadn't, I'd already have been smashed inta paste, wouldn't, I?
I mean, I already crossed, AND I'm not smashed.
There's no other explanation!"

And if THAT doesn't work...
"OH MY GODS WHAT THE XOM IS THAT BEHIND YOU?!"
And then run like hell.

>>28917
Grrrrr...

Challenge him to a game of wits? He wins, he gets everything you own, you win, you get to cross?

>>28917
Hand him some leaves tell him they its elven money that at the very least will get him a date with a nymph.

Moonleaf 2009/08/13(Thu)04:14 No. 28984 ID: f2de2f
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>Which you cant do if we don't cross, right? But if we're already over here, and if we're not smashed, then that means we must have already payed it, right? Surely a big strong intelligent fellow such as yourself can see that, right? And since we've already payed it, that means you cant smash us for crossing the bridge, which we have already crossed. In fact, that technically means if we were to uncross the bridge you'd have to unpay us, right? That's just simple logic. Even goblins can see that. But since we're so nice, we'll let you keep the money on account of the fantastic job you're doing here. Seriously, you are a boon to the community and well worth the taxes you charge. Bravo good sir. Bravo.

"OH... ROIGHT... JUS' GIT ON DA SIDE YOU'S 'POSED TA BE ON! YER MUCKIN' UP THE ORDER A TINGS!"

Well played, my fellow disembodied voice.

Well played.

Onward and forward to complete safety!

>>28984
Yay Moonleaf! Now. Onward to that human settlment.

Moonleaf 2009/08/13(Thu)14:49 No. 29131 ID: f2de2f
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...

(animated)

>>29131
uh

>>29131
I think it's time to GTFO. Quicken your pace just a little bit...

Moonleaf 2009/08/13(Thu)15:11 No. 29147 ID: f2de2f
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"AH TINK YER TRYIN' TA TRICK ME, YA ARE! I'LL SMASH YA GOOD FER THIS!"

This is what I get for listening to an inanimate object.

>>29147
RUN MOONY RON

>>29147
Oh please. Like I could ever trick someone so big as you. I mean look at you, you're brain must be at least twice as big as mine. Probably more so! I may be dumb, but I'm not dumb enough to try to trick someone with such a big brain as yours.
Besides, if I tried to trick you, you'd just crump me right good, right? I dont want that. I'd never try to trick you.

>>29147
Can you swim, Moonleaf? Try leaping into the water.

>>29154
-Point to the other side of the bridge-
"LOOK THAT GUY JUST CROSSED WHILE YOU WEREN'T LOOKING"
-run across-

Moonleaf 2009/08/13(Thu)16:14 No. 29186 ID: f2de2f
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>RUN
That makes so much sense right now that I think I might. He seems irritated by this. I think I'll take a different way back.

>>29186
Wait stop as you reach the center of the bridge stand there and wait for the ogre to bring down his club then jump out of the way so he breaks the brdge preventing him from persuing you.

>>29187
Dont do this unless you think you can outrun a collapsing bridge.

>>29147
And your oh-so-brilliant idea was...?

>>29186
Look over shoulder. If he's giving chase, keep running until you can find cover. If not...still run.

Moonleaf 2009/08/13(Thu)18:42 No. 29248 ID: f2de2f
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>Look over shoulder. If he's giving chase, keep running until you can find cover. If not...still run.
I was going to do that anyway...

Keep running until you find the human settlment. Hopefully there wasnt ACTUALLY a bridge tax. We'll probably need an alternate way across when we try to get back over that river...

Turn around and wait to see if the Ogre is still following. If he is demand a road walking tax. If he tries to attack, just turn around and run again. You've allready proven you can outrun him. No problem doing it again.

Moonleaf 2009/08/14(Fri)15:40 No. 29506 ID: f2de2f
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>>29306
>>29270
Yes... Running is good.

I almost died already and all I did was walk down a road. Is this going to become a regular occurrence?

>>29506
Absolutely.

>>29506
You're an adventurer so...yes at least twice daily.

>>29506
What did you think adventurers do? This is going to take up most of your time.

In fairness you'll probably be dealing with a lot more menial creatures than that, so most of the time you wont really be 'almost dying'

Moonleaf 2009/08/14(Fri)16:03 No. 29515 ID: f2de2f
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>>29507
>>29508
>>29509
>>29513
Somehow this doesn't make me feel better.

>>29515
People write about the heroic bits because they are noteworthy, i.e. different than the rest of the quest.

Adventurers also end up with treasure, babes and occasionally true love.

>>29515
it's a hard life, one that only the edge of the bell curve can succeed in.

But you get all the resources everyone ELSE on the bellcurve left when they died in the dungeon.

>>29515
Y'wanna avenge your dad? Only way, honey. Unless you want to become a villain, and I don't think you're the type.

>>29515

We'll make sure to hook you up with a nice princess when all of this is over.

Moonleaf 2009/08/14(Fri)16:12 No. 29528 ID: f2de2f
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>Babes, a nice princess
Why couldn't I get one of those ancient artifacts of power that keeps it's perverted fantasies to itself?

>>29528

You're just lucky.

Suggestion 2009/08/14(Fri)16:16 No. 29530 ID: cd08c0
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>>29515
So, hey! Let's get started on that whole 'not sucking' thing. Ask some humans where you can find some magic training.
If we get powers for following a god, we should also become a follower of whoever the god of magic is.
We'll become Magical Girl Moonleaf, and blast the shit out of people with high power magic beams of death.

>>29528
Be very glad we haven't started signing or asking you to make out with your siblings or close friends.

>>29528
Fine. A nice prince. Who shall wear a dress.

Nah, I'm just teasing you. Now less moaning, inspect that house near you. Any more houses?

>>29528
we're just trying to mentally prepare you for what people will say out loud the first time you walk into one of the classier taverns. nothing can prepare you for the less classy of taverns.

Geeze guys. Just because we dont have a body doesnt mean the poor girl doesnt have needs!
You just walked into a strange new town, Moonleaf. You'll probably be here for a while. Go find an inn, public house, or tavern. See if you can find accomidations for the night. You don't want to be sleeping out in the street do you? Besides. You look like you could use a hot meal and a good soft bed.

>>29531
singing you say...

Down at an english fair.
One evening I was there.
When I heard a showmen shouting underneath the flair.

I have a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Here they are standing in a row...

>>29539
Be wary of other adventurers trying to get into your pants.

On the other hand we might meet a party to join.

Moonleaf 2009/08/14(Fri)16:46 No. 29552 ID: f2de2f
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>Singing. A nice prince. Who shall wear a dress. Making out with your siblings.
Do I even want to know?

>>29552
We transend dimensions needless to say some of our barrers are ummm less normal than you.

Anyway are there any significant land marks in town may want to check out a tavern they often are a good place to gather information.

Find a place to sleep for the night and a hot meal. You deserve it and it'll save you the trouble of looking despirate later.

>>29557
Does she have money for that?