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285936 No. 285936 ID: 1f2692

Hello, my name is indigo, i need to go to the grocery store to grab some essentials...

but first, i need to put my hair up, which of these should i use?
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No. 290446 ID: 6fdb61

>>290379

Zero outline detail. they were there you just didn't see them.
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No. 290455 ID: 07416a

>>290377
Cut off a sleeve and the side with the IV. Get some pins or something to hold the side you cut open closed.
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No. 290457 ID: 00d3d5

>>290377
Push the nurse call button and have them take it out.
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No. 290514 ID: f7aa74
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290514

welp, i pressed the call nurse button and one's on its way... so i guess i'll just sit here and wait...

wonder what steele is up to..
>check on steele y/n ?
>_
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No. 290516 ID: 07416a

>>290514
y
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No. 290517 ID: 6fdb61

why not?
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No. 290522 ID: b6c6fc

y
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No. 290528 ID: c71597

>>290514
Yeah sure.
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No. 290537 ID: 6a9fdc

y
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No. 290668 ID: dc8793

wait, you mean change camera to steele?

this means leaving you as is.

it is not enought shenanigans

i demmand you to take a stroll on the hospital. there problaby is a lunch room where you can snatch some food nearby.
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No. 290929 ID: f7aa74
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290929

>meanwhile, at a tenants house

*splotch*
YOU KNOW, I WOULD'NT BE BOTHERING YOU IF YOU ONLY PAID YOUR RENT

[tenants voice] hoo hoo hoo, this house is completely empty, so no one has to pay

YOUR HIDING IN A GODDAMN BOX

[tenant] your seeing things... just pretend i'm a figment of your imagination and go away

*splotch*

motherfucker, if you hit me with this mop again, i'll do more then just evict you

[tenant] HA HA, TRY AS YOU MAY, YOU CAN'T PENETRATE THE ALMIGHTY BOX FORT!!!
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No. 290933 ID: 8c73c8

DESTROY HIS FORT!
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No. 290934 ID: d3dfb8

Preform a rectal enema upon the tenant with the broom.
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No. 290935 ID: ab04d4

Perform a rectal gorging anima upon the tenant with the broom.

Alternatively, grab the broom and smash the fort.
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No. 290937 ID: 07416a

>>290929
Almost makes you wish for the crazy with the knife sticking out of her head, huh?
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No. 290940 ID: e6032b

get a hose.

reenact tsunami on japan.
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No. 290941 ID: d70df4

If you can't penetrate his fort, PENETRATE HIS ASS.
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No. 290943 ID: c71597

>>290929
Light his fort on fire!
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No. 290990 ID: 653ea0

Guyz, we can't be causing fire or water damage to the house. Steele! Huff, puff, and blow his fort down!
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No. 291027 ID: b6c6fc

smash that box fort!
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No. 291491 ID: f7aa74
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291491

>DESTROY HIS FORT!
>grab the broom and smash the fort
>smash that box fort!

BOX FORT DESTRUCTION
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No. 291495 ID: c71597

>>291491
Good, now demand payment from him. If he pays up then wish him a good day.
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No. 291505 ID: b6c6fc

yes it is time to receive your rent
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No. 291509 ID: 8c73c8

indeed. demand rent. if payment is received then leave. if not then he shall be booted.
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No. 291517 ID: 07416a

>>291491
Remember: Organs are worth money. If he has no rent harvest kidneys. You are some sort of yakuza dude with access to the black market, right?
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No. 291524 ID: 40cb26

If he ain't got the money, I say we don't make him sell organs or take out loans. Let's just make him ear it, as our minion/slave/bitchboy/Ramirez.
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No. 291526 ID: c71597

>>291517
Sounds like an acceptable way to get your monies worth.
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No. 291657 ID: f7aa74
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291657

alrighty, time to collect
...

dammit, he'w knocked out, now what?

>_
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No. 291659 ID: c71597

>>291657
Raid his pockets for a wallet or a wad of cash. If he doesn't have that then break into his apartment and take whatever seems valuable enough to cover rent.
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No. 291668 ID: 07416a

>>291657
Kidneys.
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No. 291670 ID: 8c73c8

yeah. it's only fair. take any money he has on him up to rent amount. if not enough cash then take a credit card or something.
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No. 291672 ID: 0a6f51

get some ice cubes

slip them behind his pants
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No. 291741 ID: 897302

>>291659
>>291668
Take his kidneys AND wallet. Win-win situation right there.
(Two wins for you. None for him.)
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No. 291745 ID: b6c6fc

leave kidneys, take wallet
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No. 291779 ID: 8c0848

Take his head.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
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No. 291896 ID: f7aa74
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291896

well crap, guys, there's only 20 bucks here...

AND I AIN'T NO SURGEON, don't wanna touch no kidneys, its gross

any input guys?
>_
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No. 291898 ID: e02378

huh, give him an eviction notice. get his shit together and leave or pay up.
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No. 291928 ID: c71597

>>291896
Break into his apartment and confisacate his shit to pay for rent.
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No. 291944 ID: 1854db

Don't you have the keys to his apartment? Just go in and look around.
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No. 291966 ID: ab04d4

No! Be nice to this man, and ask him why he doesn't have any money. Give him some economic aid and make a true friend out of him, and eventually lead into a heartwarming story about the true value of friendship and why money isn't everything.

:3c
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No. 291967 ID: 07416a

>>291896
...Liver?
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No. 291968 ID: 00d3d5

>>291966
Then sell him into gay prostitution and tell him to get more practice pretending he's not there.
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No. 292149 ID: f7aa74
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292149

well... the only thing i can see from here is a nasty couch...

hmmm, wonder how much livers are on the black market

NOOOO, i ain't touchin no goddamn body parts, what am i thinking

welp, anything else before i kick this schmuck out?
>_
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No. 292156 ID: c71597

>>292149
Cut open nasty couch in search of drug money.
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No. 292174 ID: 5c87e0

do this >>291672

then hold his couch hostage until he pays
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No. 293117 ID: f7aa74
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293117

oh my god, this was supposed to be a shortquest, hence the name

now the monotony has gotten to it, so i'mma just end this now

alright, groceries have been gotten and jack ass has been evicted

THE END
now its smiles time at the bar, later
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No. 293227 ID: 4d32a2

But... but... the gift! We didn't give him the gift!
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No. 293253 ID: 0c624e

>>293227
The file name is "the chapter end."

We'll probably get a continuation of this epic shortsaga eventually.
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No. 295242 ID: f7aa74

can i get this thing archived?
pretty please with a snozzberry cherry on top?
that'd be swell... like super and the lieks, yeah
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No. 295442 ID: a41aaf

>>295242
Use the report function (check the little box next to the first post, then press 'report' at the bottom-right of the page with the reason "please archive" or similar) to ask a mod to archive a thread.
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