SOURG 2011/02/22(Tue)15:57 No. 283468 ID: f604d6
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Presently and specifically Sourg hungers for food, to prove his virility and to put the inferior beings in their place. It is befitting of the supreme people that Sourg knows how to combine the above for great convenience.

And as such, Sourg must know the supreme way to begin Sourg's glorious day.

>>283467
Hey Sourg! Nice to meet you!

>And as such, Sourg must know the supreme way to begin Sourg's glorious day.
Sourg. MUST. BAKE.

>>283468
Rape the pipe and the bed.

>>283470
Yes. Demonstrate your mastery of the culinary arts.

>>283470
YES.

>>283470
This sounds like a wonderful idea!
Let's make a big cake!
To prove our supremacy, we can bake it with more rainbow sprinkles than any other Sourgkind's cake!

SOURG 2011/02/22(Tue)16:27 No. 283486 ID: f604d6
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SOURG BAKES.

Sourg bakes the fleshbread, as is fitting of the supreme people.

But this only satisfies one of Sourg's three immediate hungers - after 20 supreminutes in the oven.

>>283486
Rape the bread to satisfy the other two.

Rainbow sparkles!

let us go kill a powerful male
preferably the neighbor next door who hasn't returned your powerdrill and is stealing your cable

>>283496
this is a good Idea, it will show how manly and strong you are

Use your spider silk to spin an ultra strong shirt.

Sell it to DARPA for mad cash.

>>283496
Either a superior male or a weakling. That will show everyone that you don't give a crap about anyone.

BE THE MANLIEST!!

SOURG 2011/02/22(Tue)17:12 No. 283513 ID: f604d6
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SOURG IS SUPREME IN THIS NESTSECTOR.

SOURG.

NOT GROUB.

BUT SOURG.

SOURG IS SUPREME.

You'd better have an alibi for when the police show up.

find someplace to hide, while you think of excuse for why you just killed him

Well I guess that just leaves the other thing then.

>>283513
eat the weakling

You might as well hump him to death.

SOURG 2011/02/22(Tue)18:01 No. 283535 ID: f604d6
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Sourg needs no alibi or excuse. The supreme people have no police and need no police! Only the most supreme of the supreme will survive!

And the police of the inferior beings know better than to meddle with the affairs of the supreme people.

Now Sourg inspects his new second nesthole. All within belong to Sourg!

And as such, Sourg must know the supreme way to peruse Sourg's new possessions.

SCORE!


A lamp!

>>283535
INSPECT SECOND ROOM! Ignore ugly captive creature. Ugh. What is that thing? It doesn't even have mandibles!

RAPE DEER

>>283539
It's tied up, so I guess it's lunch.

>>283535
INSERT GENITALS FORCEFULLY INTO CAPTIVE LESSER BEING

>>283537
FUCK YEAR.

>>283535
Take the lamp, free the ugly thing, explore the next room.

>>283544
Oh, yes, and proceed onward after appreciating lamp.

A tiny deer!

Peruse the tiny deer thoroughly, Sourg.

>>283551
WAIT I KNOW I ALREADY SUGGESTED BUT FUCK THE TINY DEER AND THE LAMP

Rape deer, combine with lamp to make raped deer lamp.

untie and hug the cute furry thing, afterwards appreciate lamp and ponder what the supreme people taste like deep fried

FUCK THAT DEER UNTIL IT TURNS IN TO A LAMP

Rape deer in a gentle manner.

[Pause for most supreme sleep] SOURG 2011/02/22(Tue)18:52 No. 283567 ID: f604d6
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A LAMP! Sourg is pleased with this turn of events! Truly, to be supreme, Sourg must also have the most supreme illumination!

This is befitting of the supreme people!

Oh yes, a lamp...

Yes...

A lamp...

That deer already looks dead inside.
Arrrrgh, Groub made it all nasty now. Unfit for Sourg. Sourg shall not solly himself with spoiled seconds...
no... this deer has a village, a home. You know what to do Sourg, to prove how supreme we are we rape and pillage it's village.

>>283535
>>283537

Damn, that lamp is nice! What is that, Ikea's new floor model? Check that shit out!

This quest was short and to the point. Declare victory.

Damn it Sourg, you un-rape and un-tie that tiny deer right now you sick bastard.

>>283567
Welp, nevermind then.

who made this quest anyway?

>>283575
Yes, who could be such an ultimate faggot?

>>283575
the supreme people obviously

SDF obviously. Who else would basically railroad us into rape?

All publicity is good publicity. The only winning move in this game is not to play

>>283579
>Railroad

>>283564
>>283565
>>283560
>>283560
>>283545
>>283543


Yes, total railroad! Yeah, it's not like there was a majority or anything.

Well that gets the three immediate hungers down. So what does sourg hunger for now?

A truly supreme quest.

Proceed with the lamp.

>>283567
A Truly Supreme being would make sure she liked it.

After you are done using your toy go in the shower and clean it up. Dry bodily fluids ruin the fur. You want to keep it in good condition for maximum enjoyment and lifetime.

>>283588
The enjoyment of the supreme being of course. It's just a toy.

>>283581
Technically, it was a tie over whether to prefer the lamp over the deer, but actual rape was not in the majority.

>>283567

Love her like a boss!!!

Not the best but a satisfactory toy, keep it with you if you haven't broken it already.

Suggestion 2011/02/23(Wed)03:32 No. 283705 ID: cc04a7
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>The deer has Joan's hair

>JOAN DEER

use objects to fill he other holes.
If you want to attract a challenge to show your superiourity, ungag her so she can call for help, and you can kill that help.

Wow, this is probably the worst quest on this board. Congratulations to whoever did this abominaction.

Several hungers should now be fulfilled! Now it is time to satisfy yet another hunger:

The hunger... for KNOWLEDGE!

Review Sourg's existing knowledge, and consider: with what expertise is Sourg most SUPREME? Then proceed to nearest information storage device!

>>283708
>Wow, this is probably the BEST quest on this board. Congratulations to whoever did this masterpiece!
Fixed that for you.

man... i thought he said the sourg was a cute little creature, but NOOOOOO, it has to be some ugly spider faced thing... yep, this is sour grapes, add that deer "incident" and it turns into a vineyard of sour grapes

>>283726
>sour grapes
>thing which you pretend not to like because you cannot have
>Iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg

>>283746

it'd be funny if it wasn't ironic

Wait I just noticed the straps of whatever she was in, he built/bought that thing entirely for his pet? How common is rape here exactly?

>>283567
MORE EXPLICIT SUPREME RAPE!

SOURG 2011/02/23(Wed)11:20 No. 283764 ID: f604d6
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SOURG REVELS IN SOURG'S NEW LAMP! LAMPS ARE BEFITTING OF THE MOST SUPREME PEOPLE!

And as such, Sourg must know the most supreme way to continue: either to wait in Sourg's nesthole for something supreme to happen, or to go out and find something supreme to do.

>>283764
We shall go out and be supreme elsewhere.
Who will we subjugate just sitting around at home?

Find some supreme beings less supreme than you, force them under your command and conquer the nestsector.
Also look for more stuff.

Move the most supreme things out of this dwelling, or if this dwelling is otherwise superior to your original dwelling (Barring your supreme presence in either), to consolidate your belongings.

>>283764
Rape lamp in a supreme way!

>>283764
Your toy is making a mess. Have it go clean itself.

SOURG 2011/02/23(Wed)11:52 No. 283775 ID: f604d6
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>>Rape lamp

that is a lot of blood
I think this quest is getting too real for me

Wait so the pipe is your pipe? That is awesome.

>>283776
>I think this quest is getting too real for me.

I don't know why, but I found this absolutely hilarious.

>>283775
Fucking pussy ass chicken. You can't be the supreme if you won't show that lamp who is Da Baws.

Go find more deer.

>>283775
Murder supreme world leader.
He also steals your cable. Or go and conquer deer village.

where'd this slave come from and do you know where to get more, is could result in lucrative trade, which would make you even more superiour.

Sourg: Truffle Shuffle.

SOURG 2011/02/23(Wed)13:21 No. 283797 ID: f604d6
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Sourg goes out, as is befitting of the supreme people.

The inferior beings that have been put in their place and kept there, which you call "slaves", come from everywhere for the inferior beings are everywhere. It is good to put the inferior beings in their place and prove Sourg's supreme virility!

It is a supreme day as Sourg goes out and...

"HAVE YOU HEARD THE LORD'S WORD THIS DAY? HAVE YOU SEEN THE LIGHT?"

WHO DARES TO ADDRESS SOURG WITH SUCH IMPUDENCE? SOURG MUST NOW KNOW THE SUPREME WAY TO DEAL WITH THIS INFERIOR BEING!

>>283797

Step 1. Incapacitate inferior being.
Step 2. Take book.
Step 3. Eat book.
Step 4. Drag inferior being somewhere private (like home or something).
step 5. Rape.
Step 6. Repeat as necessary.

>>283797
If you merely physically abuse them, they will take solace in their faith.

Instead, use your masterful troll powers to engage them in religious debate and convert them to the supreme religion (Kibology).

Motorboating?

>>283798
this

Yank her glasses off, then pull her sweater up over her head and tie it in a knot.

pretend being interrested in the word of such an inferour being and lure her to your new nest, once there add her to your collection of inferiour servants. I bet she could cook.

Politely take her to your home and let her tell you about the Lord's word.

While you rape her.

What the fuck.

Also, kidnap big tits. Then find something to kill.

>>283806
Expand your toy collection.

>>283797
What the fuck is that inferior being doing? Take it inside and put it in its place.

THIS CREATURE MUST BE MADE TO WORSHIP SOURG ALONE

OK you should

>> 283797

What- What the. Fuck? What the... What.

>>283797

Wait.

I think I'm hallucinating.

That one looks oddly familiar.

>>283802
...I find this suggestion to be horrifically hilarious, so do this.

>>283797
Ask to see her book, then smack her in the tits with it. Declare yourself the supreme lord and make her worship your penis.

Why you of course introduce them to your own religious icon the great supreme spider god who demands daily blood sacrifices to satisfy it's hunger lest it eats you. Except it's not fictional and escaping before it eats you after you hatch from one of it's billion eggs is your first prove of worth.

Also this is the worst quest that brings out the worst in us and lays it for all to see.

>>283797
Rape book.

>>283821
I was really hoping it'd be like some unexpected twist or that it would at least be abstracted and stuff
but nope
crying and bleeding while curled up in the corner

this quest got too real for me

>>283797

Squeeze her boobs TENDERLY

Dirtbag 2011/02/23(Wed)14:42 No. 283831 ID: e3f578
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>>283821
>worst in all of us
hey man all I'm actually suggesting is murder to gain power, which is not totally evil, just megalomaniacal...
Wait, dude, holy shit. Remember megalomart fro King of the Hill? My mind just got blown, it isn't just a pun on mega low prices!
... we take over walmart expy, we rule this planet and all planets. Murder the walmart manager

>>283797
Tell her to take you to her lord so you can kill him and brutalize his subjects however you like.

SOURG 2011/02/23(Wed)14:49 No. 283834 ID: f604d6
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YES!

Sourg LOVES most supreme rational debate and turning inferior beings into the faith of the supreme people, a small step which renders the inferior beings slightly less inferior!

See how the inferior being has turned from its false religion to worship the most supreme Sourg as the prophet of the faith of the supreme people!

stop raping people

Ask her where her God is now.
Then add her to your collection.
What's in your rape-cabinet anyways? I seem to remember you had one of those things like we found the deer in.

Develop sense of empathy, realize you are hurting people, suddenly repent and dedicate your life towards finding redemption.

Also, stop raping people.

There's no stopping now. You must feed your hunger, Sourg. If you're ever going to make it to the top you have to be ruthless, and that means you must make all lesser beings submit.

Add her to your collection.

>>283834
Inferior beings need no garb of any sort in the presence of your superiority, especially if you're helping yourself with their body.

Okay, now take her back to your nesthole and then look for someone else.

>>283842
NO

NO HOW DID YOU GET MY ID

YOU WILL RUIN MY REPUTATION D:

>>283837
this

>>283837

Do this. Immediately.

Don't stop raping people.

Also,
>>283842
This.

>>283845
>>283844
>>283837
Doing these would make you as inferior as the bitch you're mating with.

>>283837
Yes, do this.

For some reason... I think Sourg is just a crazy rapist. No "inferior being" would be stupid enough to talk to him if they KNOW they gonna get brutally raped :|

Although I could be wrong and there ARE stupid people who like being raped...

Mighty Sourg, I know what must be done!

The inferior individuals whom you have demonstrated your superiority over - you must make them less inferior, and more supreme! Then your own supremacy shall be enhanced!!

MAY IT EVER BE SO!

You need to rape some dudes dude

for feminism

[Pause for most supreme rest] SOURG 2011/02/23(Wed)16:15 No. 283862 ID: f604d6
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Yes, Sourg must put more inferior beings in their place!

For it is befitting of the supreme people!

These beings are weak and easily broken! Go find a strong one, so you can prove your superior might with a challenge!

But first play with that other one there.

I'm not trying to justify anything here but look at the name of the damn quest. This is about trolling everyone via rape, trying to steer it anywhere else is futile. Either go with it or hide the damn thing if you just can't deal.

>>283862
Mock your captives! Do this with the most insulting of noises possible!
Shove that pipe as far up your own ass as possible so it penetrates your stomach, then belch through it!
A supreme being feels no pain!

Hey. That other inferior being in your closet. She looks like she could use being reminded who is SUPREME and who isn't.

Apply rape to her face.

Inspect SUPREME WALL-MOUNTED SOLAR CYCLE TRACKING DEVICE

Whats in your chest, on top of the closet?

Place your new lamp in the room to accentuate your most supreme interior design sense.

If this one may ask, what is in the box on top of the closet?

>>283862
Seek most supreme restaurant. Sourg, the most supreme, must be fed only by the most supreme of food.

>>283862
SOURG INSPECT PINUP CALENDAR. IT LOOKS SUITABLY SUPREME.

>>283862
Rape that poster on your wall.

Rape yourself.

Locate more victims.

locate additional supreme people in order to prove your even greater supremacy.

Find someone about your size with an awesome suit. Express your superiority, and take the suit as tribute.

As a superior being, it is important that you dress in a superior manner.

>>283908
AGREED

 

See video.

Rape third girl then take first deer from your other room and move it in here.

Admire your growing collection of inferior species.

This whole rape thing is nice, but a superior man deserves a superior woman. All these inferior women hardly prove Sourg's virility at all; even the least of the superior race could no doubt handle them without a problem. Only when Sourg takes a woman with great difficulty will he be truly showing himself to be superior.

Yes a challenge is what will elevate us above the rest.

I like sour grapes.
We should get some.

>>283974

Exactly. Find a woman of your own superior species and rape her to show her how magnificent you are.

>>283854
uuuh...

This actually makes sense to me...

Well one way or the other he seems to be pretty good at what he does. Should be plenty more room in his closet so get to it Sourg.

Everytime I see the title for this thing on the front page, I think of 'Sour Grapes'.

And then I laugh.

Anonymous 2011/02/26(Sat)10:45 No. 284446 ID: b6ca92
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>>283854
Having already been in he nesthole of one of his kind, that of the now-dead Groug, we saw there was already a female bound for raping. I am fairly certain that his kind are all like this, except that our encouragement has caused Sourg to do more than the usual.

Hey Sourg, you said you had three hungers, right? One was Food, the other was rape, what's the third?

>MFW I keep spelling Sourg as Scourge

>>284446

Probably murder or victory over those he murders.

>>284446
Dominance.

SOURG 2011/02/27(Sun)10:37 No. 284726 ID: 788dee
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Sourg rearranges Sourg's closet as is befitting of the supreme people and then goes out once more!

"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"

>>284726
Rape.

>>284726
Stop right there like the criminal scum you are and ask "Problem Officer?".

>>284728
Make sure to put on your cool face while you do this.

>>284728
This

>>284729
And also this

>>284728
Although I don´t belive that he will do that, I concour to the above statement.

The supreme people accept no policing from lesser beings. Prove your worth as the most supreme!

>>284726
Politely inform the lady in the most sophisticated gentlemanly voice you can muster that her outfit is quite unbecoming for an officer of the law, and that she should really reconsider her fashion choices.

I don't think I have to say what would come next.

Our collection must grow. You know what to do.

MAKE SOME SWEET TENDER LOVING WITH ITS ANUS.
ACQUIRE ITS BEATING STICK.

>>284726
Rape. anal no lube.

Anal. No lube. If she survives that then pipe+head. She's not good enough to keep.

SOURG 2011/02/27(Sun)11:57 No. 284755 ID: 788dee
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"BROBLEM, SWYDDOG?"

Yes, it would be befitting of the most supreme people for Sourg to prove Sourg's virility in this inferior being's ass! It's inferior beatings-dispenser can fill the normal hole as it cannot even be smoked like Sourg's supreme pipe which is good for all things!

This inferior being surely now understands how weak its inferior beatings-dispenser is!

Oh, hey, a witness! In a hot outfit. Go bang that.

>>284755

Notice Ridder's mom

Stand up to scrutinize newcomer.
Place foot on Goblin so it can't get away

>>284755
Looks like she called for Blackup.

>>284755
time for some double rape. go sourg go

SOURG 2011/02/27(Sun)13:07 No. 284768 ID: 788dee
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"WOT DA ZOGGIN' ZOG IS DIS, YOU STINKIN' GROT?! DAT'S NOT 'OW YA PUT OUT ROIT AN' PROPER! STOP MUKKIN' ABOUT AN' STIK YER SKINNY ASS UP! USE YER 'IPS MORE!"

Instead of raping hire that one to manage your growing collection.
Seems to be pretty competent.

>>284768
What da zog? She's trying to outsuperior you. Time to show the bitch who is truly superior here. Give her a dick injection.

>>284768

I agree. She will make an excellent trainer for your collection. Hire her. She seems to be as superior as you

>>284769
Indeed. This one has management potential. Once you are done with the gobbo, talk with this one.

>>284773
What? no. She is advising the inferior gobbo, silly.

>>284774
Exactly. She's trying to do Sourg's job. He's the one to instruct them in why they're inferior. He must attack her and prove that he needs no such help and that she is also inferior.

THE END SOURG 2011/02/27(Sun)14:43 No. 284791 ID: 788dee
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And then they got married and raped happily ever after.

GOOD END

>>284791
That was ... unexpected

>>284792
That's why you should have expected it.

Suggestion 2011/02/27(Sun)14:49 No. 284795 ID: 26f76d
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So beautiful

>End

Thank god.

>>284791
True love really does conquer all. May the Sourg dynasty reign supreme!

Hooray!

Y'know, I think we've all learned something here today.

Θ][Σ 2011/02/27(Sun)15:24 No. 284810 ID: dad664
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...th' shit just happened here?

Suggestion 2011/02/27(Sun)15:39 No. 284817 ID: cb45f0
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yay

EPILOGUE SOURG 2011/02/27(Sun)15:58 No. 284824 ID: 788dee
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DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND

>>284824

Best epilogue ever

I am eagerly awaiting SOURG RAPES CHAPTER 2; SUPERIORITY OF THE SUPERIORS.

why

>>284834
As am I, though this stands quite well on its own.

Little dots of blood on the vagina?
Pure class.