Might as well name up if I'm going to be around for a while..

>>350
More, probably inappropriate, extensions of the metaphor.

You could get someone to drag your ass out with tow cables tied to your car. Though that involves someone with 'equipment' strong enough to do that.. which would probably mean someone stronger than you yes?

The cheap bitch option is just pumping pingpong balls down into the wreck with a funnel system. The pingpong balls displace the water.. and are filled with air themselves. After enough go in the wreck rises up. Don't need anything powerful or sophisticated. Just keep pumping in balls and hope the vessel doesn't burst from the pressure of the balls.

But don't listen to me. I don't know how this shit works.

I say forget the PI's. Let us met this other fellow. I am interested to hear these 'ideals' of his, and the purpose you both have in collecting all these signatures.

>>347
4. you come to my house.
no, actually I pick 1 so we can get revenge!

>>352

You realize, of course, that doing so would likely sever all our ties with our current friend here permanently?

I would prefer it if we didn't lose so much research. That towing analogy sounds nice... getting some outside assistance would be good. Like, if you can send us to your associate, perhaps you can send us to someone else nearer that's more likely to be able to get you out of this predicament?

Wait, is there anything you can call upon that could dispel the Elder Sign? Like, one of the other 'elder gods'?

>>355
What would you rather? Work hard to recover lost ground or work hard to pay off the debt to someone we might not know is best to get involved with? We have to probably find someone with enough UMPF to do it. Even if we can get them to help, they'd probably want something.

Damned if you do...

Reavz 2010/09/13(Mon)18:49 No. 277725 ID: 950529
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Interesting!
I didn't expect nearly as much innovation from you, to be honest.
How does this sound:
1. I assign you to my friend's compound. You can convince or trick him to help me.
2. You take him to my lab so he can be assigned a more permanent position or you take him directly here to kick some detective ass and find my body, and only THEN go to my lab.
3. You use my research to undo the limbo.
I will be freed with all my progress intact, AND I'll have his entire databank at my fingertips.
All of Shubb Nigurath's power will be mine, and I'll have negated mankind's only weakness.

All in favor say 'fuck yes'.

>>357
Fuck yes, captain.

Fuck yes~

>>357
Fuck yes. Let's do this thing.

Wait... which weakness do you speak of?

>>357
The nature of those with power is to cling to it~

Nothing we could say at this point will change your mind now that you see a way to have your cake and eat it too. You wouldn't be here in the first place if you were a weenie.

Reavz 2010/09/14(Tue)14:17 No. 277731 ID: 950529
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Alright then.
I will assign you to his chemical compound, and you will be able to communicate with him as you had communicated with me.
But, he will not understand you or your origin. He is stubborn, simpleminded and strong in his convictions.
Negotiating with him may very well be impossible, so you will probably have to resort to trickery.

As I said, it is highrisk. Screw up and we are both doomed.

Transferring you in three.. two.. one..


Ah'm a poor alonesum cahboy~
Ah'm a long long way frem 'ome~
'n as ah ride down this prairy~
Ah got a long long way ta go~

Doo doodoo doo doo

Alonesome cahboy~
Pada padam~
Alonesome cahboooyy~

Somethin' somethin'~
Da da da~
Pum pa pum pum pum~

>>363
gettin' bitches all up in this shit. hell yeah.

I think he might have heard that.

Lonesome cowboy, lonesome cowboy, you're a long long way from home
Lonesome cowboy, lonesome cowboy, you've a long long way to roam

Who is this badass pimping man with a great taste in haberdashery?

Reavz 2010/09/14(Tue)16:24 No. 277737 ID: 950529
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Who is this badass pimping man with a great taste in haberdashery?
It's Rev Jackson!

And what does he do?
Make thar world a better place!

And how does he do it?
By what'ver means nec'sarry!


"Hmmnn.. Oh.. Are you leaving already?"
"Stay a while longer~"
"Ah stayed longer than ah should, dollies. Now's the time far me to move on ta an'ther place tha needs me."
"Oh, reverend~"

Ah give em my holy smile.
An'ther day starts wit thar bright sun 'n the lord smilin' dawn on me.
Time ta let these vixens face a brighter t'morrow.

>>369
You are one hell of a man, Reverend. One hell of a man. So where you headed now?

>>369
Waaaawaa...

I mean..

Buh.

..Take me now, handsome.

Reavz 2010/09/14(Tue)17:42 No. 277740 ID: 950529
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You are one hell of a man, Reverend. One hell of a man.
Ah know. Ah know.

So where you headed now?
Wher'ver tha Lord wills it! Ah heard thar cath'lics 'n Boston're 'aving some undead risin', 'n ah got two six-shooters 'n a whole load o' silver ballets.

"Y'all take good care of yarself, garls."
"You too, reverend!"
"Thank you for everything you've done!"
"We'll never forget you!"
"Hay hay- Ah'll always be with yar two in spirit, y'hear?"
"And us with you."
"That's mar like it. So long!"

So... you aren't concerned about suddenly hearing voices in your head? That's refreshing.

>>372
What's it like to screw Naga?

>>373
he probably thinks we're god.

REVEREND, WE ARE GOD. TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES.

>>375
Or maybe he's Coo Coo For Coco puffs, and he's used to hearing voices.

>>372
You know that guy who kept trying to get into your databanks? Why not head over to his lab since he's not there anymore?

Reavz 2010/09/15(Wed)12:13 No. 277746 ID: 950529
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Har 's a man who lirves a lafe of danger~
To av'ry one he mats, he starys a stranger~

When uv'ry move he markes, unother chance he tarkes-
Adds are he warnn't lave to seer tamurrow~

Na na na-

Sacred agent man~
Thay've girven you a namber, 'n taken 'way yar name~

>>378
so where are we going? can we go to taco bell?are we there yet? are we there yet? dad. dad. are we there yet? dad are we there yet?

>>377
Do this~

He didnt really noticed us yet, he must be bonkers like that damn K girl.

Should we be noticed?

I think I know how to get through to him...

There is a place that you are needed
Ladies unloved, hearts unheeded
Things just sparked soon they'll fade
A place unwhole, their friend unmade
And where messed up things things are going down...
Get your ass to Funkytown!

>>382
oh and they also need their faith restored *wink wink*

>>378
Well this guy's much more amusing that that oily scientist fellow. Lets go shoot up some zombies.

>>378

Gotta make a move to a
Town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy

Well, I talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about, Talk about
Talk about movin

Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on

Won't you take me to
Funkytown

Reavz 2010/09/22(Wed)17:37 No. 277755 ID: 950529
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I just have to step in here to.. recieve my blessings.

Who is she?

>>388
A misty memory

>>387
Interesting girl there. Care to share more about her?

Reavz 2010/09/23(Thu)12:56 No. 277759 ID: 950529
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"Hello, Lillian!"
"I'm sorry, please make an appoint-- Oh! Reverend!"
"Hey thar, honey. Ah could use a bitta help fightin' the devil t'day."
"Right! I'll get your prescription right away."

So, just how does a giant talking insectoid-person get an interview and a job as a receptionist, anyways? I mean, I think she might get a few odd looks wandering around town looking for applications.

Or perhaps things are a bit different there?

Reverend, what medications are you on? S:3c

>>392
shhhh you're going to make her feel bad

>>393
I'm sorry! Um, we can make small talk about how she got the job? I'm sure she wouldn't mind chatting a bit.

>>391
wait wait! before you take those med's hear us out we were sent by another disciple who was tricked and strayed from the path! he is stuck in limbo! only by your divine powers can you set him free please! we beg you!

>>395
AARNO SHH

Reavz 2010/09/23(Thu)13:40 No. 277765 ID: 950529
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"Thanks, haney."
"Here's a glass of water too. How long has the devil been back?"
"Jus' an hour. Ah came streght to ya."
"I'm glad you did, reverend. I'll prepare you a bottle for when it comes back."
"The lord's provided me a powerfal ally in ya, Lillian."
"I'm just happy I can help."

>>397
DON'T TAKE IT, SHE'S THE REAL DEVIL. LOOK AT HER. SERIOUSLY.

YOU CAN'T END IT LIKE THAT D:< I FORBID IT. BRING IT BACK

OR BRING GARTH BACK :DDDDD

>This stuff tastes weird..
>Maybe it's the wrong kind.
>I should spit it out.