>>26855 "Get the fuck in the trench, moron!"
>>26855 Tell your ally to suppress enemy fire while you get your helmet.
>>26853 You are Neil Kaser, Private First Class. You yell to the ally.
Grab your helmet. Put on helmet. Hold arms around knees.
>>26867 One hand up carefully, grab our helmet! Also try and pull our allys corpse into the trench and use it as a shield.
You reach for your helmet.
>>26873 FUCK the helmet, it's not worth getting killed over. Do you have any grenades?
>>26873 OW FUCK
>>26878 Punch your hand in the dirt below it. Try to yank it from below.
OW GOD DAMN
shoot blindly over the wall
>>26881 CATCH GRENADE, THROW BACK IMMEDIATELY!
Masturbate furiously before you blow.
Huh?
>>26888 Either grab the grenade and throw it back, put your helmet over the top of it or cower in the trench and hope it doesn't roll in or over you.
Hope you remembered to dig your slit trench with grenade sumps.
What the FU
>>26900 THROW IT BACK HOLY FUCKING HELL THROWWW ITTTTT NOWWWWW
>>26900 Roll/throw grenade back over the edge, it doesn't have to go far, just out of the trench at an angle so the explosion doesn't hit you.
FUCKING SHIT
>>26909 Shout at medic to keep his head down and hit the dirt, under fire. Keep own head down as well.
God damn, that was a close one!
>>26915 OH SHIT. GET OUT OF HERE QUICK.
>>26915 CATCH THE SHELL AND THROW IT BACK QUICKLY!
Your trench has been shelled. Game Over >10/1000 points collected.
>>26924 PROGRESS!
...
>>26930
"Wow, check this out. This place is trashed. Looks like an artillery shell hit."
"Heh, hey man, why don't you pick up a gun here." "Naw man, I'm no gonna disrespect the dead. Hey, what's in the hole?"
>>26954 Oh hey, it looks like the blast only blew us clear. Looks like your leg is still sticking out. Punch your way out of the dirt.
"Hey, check this out! It looks like it still works." "Dude, don't touch that. What happened to not disrespecting the dead?" "This isn't a /grave marker/, man." "It's covered in blood!"
>>26961 Try and make a sound and/or wiggle. (Assuming that's us)
"It's just a gun, man. I--" "What?"
>>26972 I AM THE GOD RIFLE, YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN AS BEARER! WITH MY WITS AND YOUR BODY WE SHALL DEFEAT THE ENEMY AND BE VICTORIOUS! I'LL JUST LET THIS ALL SINK IN.
You are Max Darland, Private Second Class. You are out scavenging with squadmates Darryl Scrivens and Julio Dougal, while your sergeant Lonnie is sleeping. You are in the remains of a trench.
>>26988 Clean the rifle up, I bet your officer would have you on spud peeling duty if he caught you with dirty equipment.
>>26988 accidentally shoot your teammates
>>26995 >>27062
Off yourself because ww1 is terrible
>>27164 Done! Game Over 0/1000 points collected.
I wanna kill some goddamn krauts.
>>27175 no anonymous, you are the krauts
>>27178 and then anonymous was a zombie
>>27170 Wat. Wat. Wat.
>>27170 Wait until another idiot picks up the Gun of Infinite Psyche.
>>27559 My confusion is less that he killed himself, more that he wasn't willing to kill others if he was fine with killing. A good soldier that one is.
>>27567 My confusion is that the other two suggestions were perfectly legitimate, yet the MADNESS of war (coupled with a gun giving suggestions) made him shoot himself in the head. At least he used his pistol and not us I suppose.
GAME OVER