Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)06:50 No. 24531 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Listen, Fiftyeight.. I believe you are old enough now to understand the situation, and I'd like you to know the truth... Liza is your half-sister. Diane and me were together when I met your mother."

FUCKING TWO-TIMING ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH!!!!

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)06:50 No. 24532 ID: fb5d8e
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Aaahhh.. I lost my temper. I feel terrible.
Somehow it.. it feels like a disappointment.
I must be a sinner.

What.

wat

"No! I must love my step sister!" he shouted.
The radio said "No, Fiddy. She are your half-sisters."
And then Romanticar was MudyQuest.

>>24532
What's going on, broseph?

Wow, your dad is a complete asshole. So he has a daughter with Diane, switches to Janet, has two children, and goes back. Awesome.

So why does she have that accent?

>>24539
Being french isn't genetic, bro.

But yeah, his dad is a dick of epic proportions. We can only pay him back by sleeping with both his daughters AT THE SAME TIME. DO EEET.
Harem end get!

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)07:09 No. 24542 ID: fb5d8e
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It turned out that Diane, my step-mom, is from Quebec, where she lived with Marcus until he moved down here to marry Janet, my real mom. Then suddenly Marcus met Diane again during our vacation, and they got back together.
Now do you understand why I despise that man so much?

But a worse feeling has crept up my spine.
Disappointment.
As much as I was pushing Liza away, I now feel that I can not truly love her as only a sister. And thus sharp cutting realization feels terrible.
I am a horrible human being, if I can still be referred to as one.

>>24541
I was mostly wondering if Diane lived in another country or what. One woman in every port and such.

>>24542
Stop being so hard on yourself, bro. We need to think up a way to get back at your sonofabitch old man. Something that would break him down.

I wonder how many other half-sisters you have.

>>24542
You're not horrible for having feelings goddamnit. You didn't even know this (and i wonder if she does, i guess so).

Just make a choice and stick with it. Screw societies rules, or forget about your crush on Liza. Yes, it's not easy. Take it like a man either way.

Suggestion 2009/08/08(Sat)07:17 No. 24548 ID: dfe432
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>>24539
>>So why does she have that accent?

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)07:23 No. 24549 ID: fb5d8e
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Good point. There might be a lot of other siblings that I don't even know of-- That Marcus might not even know of.
As much as I disrespect the man, I can not be bothered to make his life miserable. I'd rather just sever all my contact with him and be done with it.

I guess it's true that these feelings have a place, despite how inappropriate they are. I will have to deal with them, and make a choice somehow.
That said, I feel like I am much more capable of dealing with this than I would have been last week. You're helping me along, honored collective, despite how much trouble keeps following us.

>"U-uhm.. Excuse me, Fiftyeight.. Am.. Am I bothering you?"

"Not at all." SAY IT!

Also who is this chick?

"Are we related? No? Then you aren't bothering me"

>>24549
"Uhh, no..."

>>24544

It's not his fault. Well, it is in that "cheated on the wife" kind of way, but he didn't mean for us to fall in love with her. You can do something to him, but in a weird sort of way he's kind of like you. Forbidden love and all that. Not exactly at all, because I believe you have more honor, but be open to consider that your father is also just a man who has feelings and drives as well.

Look, we need to just go and talk to Liza. Be frank. Tell her how we feel, but also tell her that we CAN'T BE TOGETHER. Nothing good is gonna come from sleeping with your sister. What happens when you have kids, and they come out retarded or something? There's more far-reaching consequences than just other family members denying your love.

>>24549

"No. Can I help you...?" Hold out for her name

>>24553

I think that goes w/o saying.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)07:33 No. 24557 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh, that's just Nicole. She is a classmate, primarily occupied with making sure the 'wallflowers' of the class - such as me - don't get too isolated. Most of the time, she's just trying to get me to do activities or help others.
I would call it annoying, but I know she means well.

>"No, not at all. Can I help you?"
>"W-well.. uhm.. I was wondering if, uhm, y-you were doing anything /after/ school?"

I certainly am. I promised Janine I would help her with her homework today.

>>24557

See if your mom can help Janine do her homework tonight. Even if not, you can still go and help her a little later on tonight.

Say you're free, and ask what she wants to do.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)07:45 No. 24561 ID: fb5d8e
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Janine is not going to like it, but she will have to get over her idolization of me some day. I will call my mom later.

>"I am free. What do you need?"
>"Well, uhm.. I was wondering if maybe, uh, if you'd like, we, I mean, you and me, uh, go to a movie, maybe? I-if you like? It's okay if you don't. Uhm. No, no, o-ofcourse you don't. Uhm, I-I'm sorry. I-I'll be going then."

What.

>>24561
She's asking you on a date if you didn't notice somehow. It'd be a good chance to get in a not-so-incestuous relationship... but it'd be also a bit of a dickish move to do it just for that.

>>24561

She is a girl with girl parts and you are a guy with guy parts. She must have realized this. Well, I'm making fun of you a little bit.

She's cute when she blushes. Say you'll certainly see a movie with her.

High five me. Do it now; High five this orb right now.

You got yourself a date proposal. And damnit there is no way we're letting you pass it up.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)08:07 No. 24566 ID: fb5d8e
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Wait- Wait!
I don't even know Nicole that well! I only know that's gentle and kind, and cares for others. I know nothing about her hobbies or interests!
I- I did not even consider her as a girl!

That's why you're going on this date, numbnuts.

To FIND OUT.

>>24567

I'm afraid this guy pretty much nailed it.

>>24566
It's just a movie, and you need to go out and have fun.

Well say something before the gets away.

>>24566

Plus, you said yourself she's gentle and kind. She sounds like a nice girl. It's just a movie, not a wedding. Hell you guys don't even have to hold hands.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)08:37 No. 24574 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Wait-- Wait! I-I'll go out with you!"
>"Y-you will? O-okay! Thank you!"
>"I shall wait for you after school."
>"Okay!"

>>24566
I'd say she fits you well. You should accept, get to know her a bit more. Just be honest if it doesn't work, you don't want to be your dad.

>>24572

Alright! I'd say we're well on our way to a good ending here.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)08:39 No. 24577 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Good afternoon, mom. I am going out with a friend and as such will be unable to attend to my sister. Could you cover me?"
>"Don't worry, dear, it'll be fine. You have good timing."

..What? Good timing?
Well, anyway, I have no idea how to behave on a 'date'. How should I even react when I see her right now?

>>24577

Just smile when she comes out. Tell her you're glad that the two of you are going to see a movie. Listen to her and just play it by ear from there.

>>24577
Don't "act". Being fake will only complicate things.

tell her about your sisters

she might have some helpful advice

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)08:59 No. 24582 ID: fb5d8e
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A contradiction, honored collective. To act and smile, or to be honest in my distressed state?
I prefer not to upset her, so I shall smile as it polite.
>"H-hey, did you wait?"
>"No, not at all."
>"A-ah, good, uhm, I was asked by the teacher to help with some cleaning up, s-so I had to excuse myself for while, cos', uhm, cos- uh- cos, we, uh, we're gonna see a movie."
>"That's right. I'm glad."
>"Y.. you are?-- Uhm, m-me too. Uh.. Uhm, ssssso shall we go?"

Hmm. In a strange turn of events I am feeling rather excited. This is a pleasant experience already.
But worries continue to plague my mind. Will she pick the movie? Should I pay for our tickets?
Do I have to do anything, or should I let her lead me by the hand?

>>24582
Be a man, unlike your father. Pick the movie, pay for the tickets, lead her by the hand.

>>24582
You could ask what she wants to watch while you walk there. You can even disagree if you'd rather watch something else. Or use it to arrange another date.

Look, you have to realize... knowing your luck? This girl is probably going wind up being another sister of yours.
Just... just try not to picture Liza if this turns to kissing.

She approached us. I think we shouldn't be a doormat, but we should see what kind of movie she is interested in before we try to bludgeon her with our giant masculine penis.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)09:28 No. 24592 ID: fb5d8e
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I also believe it is a man's duty to both lead and serve, as is most beneficent to the well being of those he is responsible for.
I shall let her choose the movie, but pay for the tickets.

>"Did you have a movie in mind?"
>"W-well, I was-- uhm.. Uh.. A-anything you'd like to see.."

This girl seems pretty legit. I say you give her a piece of the Royal Diadem.

>>24592
Uh-oh. She pulled a blind gambit.
"Let's see what they're showing, ok?"

>>24592
Ask about her interests, it would help pick out a movie.

>>24592
So... something incest themed? What's really playing? What would Liza like? Romantic Comedy is probably the best bet. But that really screams out date. Action movies if shes into that sort of thing, but avoid them otherwise. If there's anything comedic; that can go by harmless enough.

>>24596
Yes. Ask her if she reads any manga... Something is fishy about this girl...

>>24592
Maybe some foreign artsy film would go over well?Something not gay or french.
Are there specialized movie theatres in town?

Lets go see Dive Quest the movie! I heard it starts out all actioney, then starts getting soft when the protagonist starts to get feelings for this weird chick. I don't know the details, but it sounds awesome.

Horror lets you assert your masculine protectiveness while allowing her to be femininely sheltered by your burly arms. I'd say horror.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)09:55 No. 24603 ID: fb5d8e
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>"So what do you usually do after school?"
>"Eh-? Uh! Uhm.. Uh.. I-I usually stay after to help clean up or help some of the struggling students with their work.. Then I hang out with my friends, and sometimes we go help out at the community center.. Or I just read a little bit.. Uhm.. A-am I rambling?"
>"No, not at all. Please go on."
>"Uhm.. I.. I'm pretty crazy, uh, I like helping people alot but I also like sitting in quiet to read. That's pretty crazy, right? Uhm. W-what do you usually do?"


Allright, we made it to the cinema. Now, please help me pick a movie, and bluff my way out of this question. Saying 'nothing' would eliminate the pleasant mood that has been building.

These are the movies currently running.
-Dive! the Musical (musical/romance)
-Rude Menn (action)
-The End (documentary)
-White Out (comedy)
-Panther People (thriller/horror)
-Sparrows (romance/drama)
-Cube And Friends (kids)

>>24603
I say Dive!. We have a small part in it, actually.

>>24606
Yeah Dive sounds about right.

>>24603
Dive!

I'd say a tie between Panther People and Dive!
Like someone else mentioned, horror is great for the touchy-feely. Although a movie isnt the best place for a first date.
Anyway, "I like to read poems, especially Shakespeare."

Rude Menn. It will give us the opportunity to ask her where she stands on the subject of incestious 3-ways.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)10:11 No. 24611 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I like to read poems, especially Shakespeare."
>"R-really? Th-that's really cool! I mean, uhm. S-sorry, I didn't mean to be loud."
>"Don't worry. How does Dive the musical sound?"
>"O-oh-- I- That- I was planning on that. I read the book and I heard alot of good things about the composer."
>"Then it must be good. Two for Dive the musical, please."
>"W-wait-- Y-you're buying-- B-but I invited you.."
>"But as the man I can not let a lady pay for me."
>"... (( so cool! ))"

>W-what do you usually do?

I think we should dodge that question. Cus "I talk to my orb and put on pretty dresses while camping." Kinds sounds like a red flag to any sane person.

I can't believe you really don't do anything. Don't you get bored?

Man, isnt nicole wearing a nice skirt? It really shows off her legs nicely, huh? And that top really suits her. She has good sense of fashion. I wonder what material that is... how would that feel against our skin I wonder... Don't you wish we could wear stuff like that, 58? I'll bet we would look so nice in it... Lets ask her if we can borrow that skirt sometime... it's just so cute... its perfect for us... I can't wait to wear it...

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)10:34 No. 24619 ID: fb5d8e
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I.. I suppose she does look very nice. Maybe she would do a well job in dressing me-- NO, what am I thinking? I can not be a responsible man if I dress as a woman. With my gender come responsibilities I can not drop like my father did.
However, I will compliment her.

>"I really like your look. Are you into fashion?"
>"Th-th-thank you! Uhm! Uh-- I'm- I guess so. I enjoy putting outfits together and sometimes I modify things.. I-I don't mean to brag, though, uhm, s-so sorry if it sounds like that."
>"No, don't worry. I admire that."
>"Hmm.. U-uhm.. I-I could show you some stuff when--UH-- if- if you ever come over. When you feel like it. M-maybe."
>"Thank you."



>EY
>EY YO
>YO UHN
>WHERE MA CATS AT
>THEY CALL ME DA HIGH ROLLAAA
>ROLLAAAA
>COZ DA PUSSIES GIMME HOLLLAAAA
>HOLLAAAA
>PLAY WITH GREAT VALUES
>GOT A COLLECTION OF ANTIQUES AND MAD HEIRLOOMS
>YOU WANNA GO, PLAY YO SOUL, GOTTA PAY UP THIS TIME
>IF YOU GONNA TRY TO RUN THEN YO ASS IS MINE
>ALL THEM CATS IN THE HOUSE SAY NYAAAA
>NYAAAA~~

I do not find this movie interesting in the slightest.

>>24619
Do NOT fall asleep. Pay attention to the girl, watch for cues. Laugh with her, be attentive. Ask is she is enjoying the movie.

>>24619
Must be one of those new age musicals, they ruin everything. Anyway at least it looks like Nicole is enjoying it... kinda. Why don't you ask her?

>>24619
NYAAAA~~

... I'm sorry, were you saying something?

>>24619
Is that some kind of furry rap musical? Oh god.

Oh and next time give us your opinion instead of making us choose. That'd probably get you a movie you actually care the slightest bit about.

>>24619
I fail to see what dressing as a woman has to do with abandoning your duties as a man. was your dad wearing a dress when he betrayed your familly? Does looking good and feeling good make you any less of a man? I say it does not. If you don't ask to borrow that skirt at some point during this date... I promise you you will be setting down a path that you will regret for the rest of your life. A true man lives without regrets. How can you do that if you don't take advantage of every opportunity put to you? Carpe Diem, 58. That is the path of a true man. Break through the unbreakable and make the impossible possible! Yours are the shapely legs that will pierce the heavens! Be a man, do what a man must! Ask to borrow her skirt!

>>24625
It's a bit early for that. Give it a few dates at least.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)10:55 No. 24627 ID: fb5d8e
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I.. I can't ask her for her skirt! She'll just think I am insane. That would eliminate anything pleasant about this date. Unless she gives me some hint that she wants to see me crossdress, I can't be the first to mention it-- I mean, I-! It just does not fit a man who has to be strong!
I have to replace my father as he neglects his duties, and thus there is no time for me to care about elegance or beauty. The life of a man is about strength and efficiency.

>"Are you enjoying the movie?"
>"W-well, I thought the rapping cats part was a little, uhm, a-a little silly. B-but I'm enjoying being with yo-- Uuhh! Watching the movie. Uhm, you know. Uhmm.. A-are you?"

>>24627
Good. Don't think about crossdressing. That's for faggots.

"Yeah, I like that we're here together."

>>24627
"Anything is enjoyable with you." Smile at her.

Also, get crossdressing out of your head.

Look, you'll just have to be sly about it is all. Maybe walk her home afterwards and spill something on your shirt, so, in a panic, ask if she has anything you can borrow to wear home. It doesnt have to be any big deal. I'll bet she's just dying for an opportunity.

I mean, you have to put signs out, you know? Tell her how jealouse you are of that cute hair clip thing. Your hair gets in your eyes all the time right? And those arm things really complete her look... you should put your arm around her and feel them. I'll bet they're really smooth... like silk.

If she doesnt want it, she'll fail to pick up on the signs and no big deal, but if she does... you could have found your soulmate, 58.

>>24627
Keep it smooth man, smoooooth.

>>24631
Smooth like slender, cleanshaven legs...
Smooth like pretty, clean, shiny hair...
Smooth like the feeling of silk on skin...

>>24630
Or she is just setting you up for massive humiliation. How would it feel if everyone at school saw pictures/video of you in a dress?

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)11:15 No. 24634 ID: fb5d8e
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Y-you are beginning to give the wrong kind of sensations here!

>"Yeah, I like that we're here together."
>"..U-uhm.. Y-you don't have to pretend you're enjoying yourself i-if you're not. Uhm.. W-we can leave if you want? You look a little tense.. Uhm-- If- If I may say so. S-sorry."

>>24634
Slyly put your arm around her. She likes you man. Girls like being cuddled.

Put your arm around her, grab a little sideboob by "Accident".

>>24634
Now look what you've done, you idiot. You'll never get into her panties that way. Start looking like you're enjoying things a bit better. Picture her as Liza if that'll help. Or hell, even Janine. You can put up a good show for them, right?

Seriously though, put you're arm around her, or at least get a little closer. Try to get a feel of that material... it just looks so nice...

Wait, hold on with the arm grabbing. Scratch your head in embarassement.
"Sorry, I don't go to dates very often. It's kind of a new experience for me."

>>24634
Tell her that you aren't pretending, and it's nice to be with her.

>>24641
I second this. Make the situation less awkward.

>>24641
Tell her that you've had a few rough days with the family and have a bit of a hard time getting it out of your head.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)11:35 No. 24646 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Sorry, I don't go to dates very often. It's kind of a new experience for me a-and there's this little voice that keeps telling me to put my arm around you, w-which seems a little inappropiate right now. I really am enjoying it, though."
>"..Uhm.. M-may I?"

>>24646
Yes. For the love of god yes. Ten thousand times yes. Let this girl do whatever she wants with you. Especially if it involves that cute skirt and top combo.

Woah...This chapter came out of nowhere for me...

>>24646
Nod your head, smiling. Make some movement with your own arm to make it less uncomfortable for her.

>>24646
dawwww

YES.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)11:46 No. 24653 ID: fb5d8e
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O-okay, I'll just.. nod--




>"Y-you don't have to hide yourself."

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)11:47 No. 24654 ID: fb5d8e
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>"S-- Uhm-- You don't always have to do wh-what is expected of you.. S-Some people will l.. uhm.. will like you no matter what.."

DON'T ASK YOU FAGGOT ASDGFGFGDSD

>>24653
>>24654
ULTIMATE DAWWW.

And yes, let that girl get the better of you man. You don't get another chance like that.

Did she put a hair clip in your hair?

>>24654
Take her advice. Do what you feel like doing right now.

And what you feel like doing is kissing her.

"Thanks... although...um... t-this hair clip might get people the wrong impression. But, really, thank you. This the first time in three years...that I feel good."

>>24658
I thought it was actually there, and she just happened to notice it...

...Hopefully she doesn't think you're a female.

She's letting you wear her super-cute hairclip! omg! How does it feel? You look sooo cute. omg. This is a sign man, she's the one. Ask her how you look in it. Like, ask her if she likes that look on you.

She's totally giving you signals man, she wants to take you home and dress you up and you'll be so cute and it'll feel so nice and everything will be so perfect.

This is a dream come true. I think she could be your soulmate. Be a man, fifty-eight. Don't let her down. Let her know how much you like this sort of thing and how much you appreciate it.

And whatever you do, don't take out that hairclip. It's just too cute and taking it out will totally send the wrong message.

Don't be a faggot 58. Hairclips and shit are for girls. Man up, tell her you like her.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)12:04 No. 24669 ID: fb5d8e
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I can't tell her I like her yet! I.. I would like to date her again to find out.. but-- Somehow, her telling me to be myself made me even more confused. Who am I really?

>"Th-thank you.. Do I look good?"
>"Y-yeah, you do."
>"But.. really, thank you. I feel--.. Let's do this again soon.
>"I-- Uhm.. I-I would like that."

>PRRRIII-PRRIII

>PRRIIII-PRRIIII

>>24669
Get the phone, broseph

You think you have identity problems, try being an orb bound disembodied voice.

>>24669
Don't answer the phone. Fuck it.

>>24669
I liked you better with your hair slicked back. That hairclip style makes you look like a woman. I don't believe you want to go there. Anyway, pick up phone, hang up if it's not important.

Flip the phone open and closed again, quickly, to stop the ringing. You're having a good time with a chick, whatever it is can wait.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)12:13 No. 24676 ID: fb5d8e
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Allright, I'll just quickly check it- Oh, it's just a textmessage anyway.

Suggestion 2009/08/08(Sat)12:13 No. 24677 ID: 571eb4
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>>24667

>>24676
I have no idea what that emote means.

>>24676
The movies almost over right?

>>24676
Yeah... no. Stay with the girl, enjoy the day.

>>24676
Vow to kill Janine for using her "Weeabl" faces.

>>24676
Janine is bad business stay with Nicole. Shut off the phone if needed.

Say "excuse me for a moment" then go the washroom real quick and call home. It could be somethign important. But it could also obe something not so important.

>>24676
ignore that shit. Ignore it like the fist of the north star.

>>24683
This.

>>24683
sounds right

>>24683
seems reasonable, recommended course of action.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)12:21 No. 24688 ID: fb5d8e
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>"S-sorry, it's my little sister. I'll quickly send a message ba--"
>PRRII-PRRIII

>PRRIII-PRRIII

>>24688
Enjoy the current company.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)12:26 No. 24690 ID: fb5d8e
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>PRII-PRRIIII

>PPRRRIIII-PRRRIII

>>24688
If the new message is not important, turn your cell phone off.

"If you shutup for a couple hours i'll be nice to you when i get home. (´・ω・)つ(・(・"

>>24690
finish sending your message.

>>24690
O snap.

>>24690
Man if that keeps ringing we'll be thrown out.

Text her something quick like, Be there in a sec.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)12:30 No. 24698 ID: fb5d8e
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>PRRII-PRRIIII

>PRRII-PRRIIII

Allright, I'll do a fast reply this time.

>>24696
"If you shutup for a couple hours i'll be nice to you when i get home. (´・ω・)つ(・(・"

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Do me a favor and bash this orb into your phone. I want to hit it.

Okay, enough of this shit. Turn the phone off.

By the way, how is Janine getting ASCII on her phone? This would be worth investigating later.

>>24698
JUST FUCKING CALL HER AND FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON. It's a cellphone, not a text-messaging-machine!

>>24690
Apologize to Nicole, tell her that your little sister needs you right now. I'm sure she'll understand and even think better of you for it.

Say you'll be home shortly, ask whats so important that it cant wait.

Also, kind of f'ed up to skip out on your sister when she needs help on her homework fiddy.

Normally I'd say turn it off, but given the frequency and urgency of her messages, this is serious.

If there's some real family emergency, do you want to say "Oh, I'm sorry I wasn't here to help you, but I was busy watching a silly musical with some girl I basically just hung out with for the first time today"?

NO

GET YOUR ASS HOME
This has progressed beyond simple pestering. Something HUGE is going down.
Get home now. While there's still time.

>>24707
This but give her a quick kiss on the cheek before you go.

>>24708
She has very good grades!
Just turn off the phone and apologize, sister being annoying, nothing urgent.

GET HOME

You shut your whore mouth.

His sister is a fucked up possessive control freak. Stay right the hell where you are and spend time with this person right now.

>>24709

If there was some real big family emergency, I don't think Janine would be making such silly emoticon faces.

Well, probably not, anyway.

>>24711
I agree. Making faces is not urget. It can wait.

This might not have anything to do with homework. Remember the 'good timing' comment when we called earlier? Something is happening.

schedule a new date, then >>24709

Text "Please describe the nature of your emergency."

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)12:46 No. 24719 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Sorry about that. I promised my little sister I would help her with her homework today, but I didn't want to refuse you so I called my mom to cover for me.. but now my little sister is messaging me that I need to come home right away."
>"O-oh? S-she needs help with her homework? I- Uhm.. if.. if you don't mind, we can go.. Uhm.. I don't mind help her. I-If you don't mind."

>>24706
Call her? IN A MOVIE THEATRE? NO EMERGENCY IS WORTH THAT RUDENESS.

"looks like an emergency has come up at home, i need to go. im sorry im ducking out on this date, hopefully our next one will turn up better"

>>24719
Actually that is not a bad idea. They already bastardized Dive from what I can see.

Invite her to come home with you, lets do this.

>>24719
Hmmmm... If it's a real family emergency, we might not want to involve her.

Text "Please describe the nature of your emergency."

>>24722
This works with any luck it will get your sister less obcessed about you.

I'm surprised 58 even has his phone ON inside a movie theatre. It's way forbidden over here.

Remember to take the clip off. No need for more emergencies in your family.

>>24706
He's in a movie theater.

>>24707
>>24708
She's probably just jealous because she found out from mom that fiftyeight is with a girl. Regardless, she quite certainly does not need immediate response.

Make plans to kill sister.

>>24726
here too, but nobody enforces it. It's pretty rude to not have it on silent, though.

>>24728
he didnt say girl he said friend this is either a real problem or the mother of all surprise partys

>>24728
We didn't tell Mom our friend was a girl.

Not that I would put it past mothers to magically find out, but the fact stands we told her no such thing.

>>24732
>>24733
Um... hate to break it to you guys, but it was fairly obvious from the subtext. Fifty's mom presumably knows him well enough to be able to read that.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)13:03 No. 24735 ID: fb5d8e
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Nicole seems pretty intense about it, so I didn't see a point in stalling.

>"I'm home."
>"Fiddy~ Welcome home~ Oooh! Iz that your girlfriend?"
>"Th-this is Nicole, she's in my class."
>"H-hi. Uhm, s-sorry to intrude."
>"Hello~ I'm Liza, Fiddy'z older zizter."
>"BIG BRO!!! Liza is dumb! She doesn't know anything!"
>"Heeey, I juzt forgot about elementary thingz after zo long.."
>"Wh-where's mom?"
>"Zhe haz a date tonight, zo I'm here to babyzit you guyz."

>>24735
hooo boy.

Wow dude. Be on high alert. This may get messy. Hopefully you'll get out of this alive.

>>24735
>Mom
>Dating
Blink manually.

Then have big sister show you and your girl how things are done properly~

:3c

well i guess its good theres no real disaster, and i suppose she did save us from that terrible movie..

Oh, boy.
Help Janine with her homework... Try to leave much of it to Nicole, so Janine might start to like her!

>>24735
dawwww, she's literally hiding behind you

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/08/08(Sat)13:09 No. 24744 ID: a2693d
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>>24738
>Blink manually.

oh screw you

"Whatever,"
Leave, nowwww!

>>24735
Well... its not the most romantic date... but at least she's meeting the family, right?
Maybe we should take her aside a bit and explain that Janine is very protective of us. If, of course, we havn't explaind this already.
In fact, we should probably explain the whole situation, what with the divorce and Liza being our half sister, who, apart from a recent camping trip, we really havnt seen too much of. But thats all changing now, etc. We should also explain that Liza has very nice tastes in dresses, despite her tomboyishness. They feel really nice. Or at least, the one's I've tried on have... I wonder if she has any more... maybe I should go give her a tikle...

Oh, this is gonna be bad...

Suggestion 2009/08/08(Sat)13:18 No. 24749 ID: 904d48
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>>24747
You are the worst suggestion ever.

Okay, how do we get a harem ending?

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)13:25 No. 24752 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I have to warn you, Janine can be very protective of me. Please do not feel alarmed when she does anything to confirm that."
>"A-awww, that's so cute. Uhm, I won't be alarmed... Hey, Janine. I'm Nicole. Can I help you with your homework?"
>"Uhhh, are you smart?"
>"Uhm, I don't know, but I study real hard."
>"..Well.. That's good too, I guess."

>"Hey, playboy, let'z get zome drinkz from the ztorage clozet."

>>24752

No beer. VERY BAD IDEA.

well i guess introductions should be made..

>>24752
"No. Can't you just leave me alone?"

>>24752
8C

Fiddy, make sure you grab NON ALCOHOLIC drinks.

>>24752
Brace for rape in the store room! Well, "rape", more like. You just don't know you want it yet.

>>24752
This means she has something to tell us. Go along with her. Maybe she wants to dress you up again. That wouldnt be so bad... I mean... as long as she's descreet about it. Maybe you should take her up on her offer to show you around her school some time... that could be kinda nice in retrospect... Just make sure she doesnt try anything, ok? Stay away from the alcohol if you can.

>>24752
"We know what happened last time you got drunk. I didn't come here for that. Let's just have a normal day, alright?"

Yeha.. Liza is looking like a bad end.

>>24752
"I think I'd rather skip on the booze this time."

She obviously wants to tell us something important, so go with her.
Besides, a beer would help you relax and deal with all this. You don't want your new friend thinking you're too uptight, do you?
NO! YOU DON'T!
So loosen up a bit. One beer won't kill you.

What happens if Liza and Fiddy both hold the orb at the same time? Will they hear each other's thoughts?

Go with her. Find out what she wants to talk about, if she wants to talk at all. No one drinks alcohol tonight.

No reason to make a fuzz, you can always reevaluate the situation later. The girls seem to be getting along, so they can probably manage themselves for a minute.

>>24762
That's retarded. Do you honestly think that Nicole is the kind of person who drinks?

>>24762
We don't want our guard down at ALL times. I think it would be in poor taste it drink EVERY chance we got.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)13:39 No. 24768 ID: fb5d8e
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>"We know what happened last time you got drunk. I didn't come here for that. Let's just have a normal day, alright?"
>"Fine. Let'z talk. I know you have been feeling toyed with, but it'z very bad to get another girl involved juzt to avoid it. What'z going on?"

...wut?

>>24768
Is she really that convinced its about her?

>>24768
God she smells nice... You should kiss her...

>>24768
"Liza, you don't understand. The force is strong in my family. My father had it... I have it... and my... half-sister has it..."

"I met her today trying something new, dating. Turn out shes nice and I like her."

This is getting almost too strange...

"I dunno, you tell me"

what could go wrong.

>>24768
"Liza, I liked you before, but now... Now I know you're my half-sister, and...I don't feel like playing that game. This nice girl asked me out today, and I intend to show her a good time and get to know her better. I'm sorry it ended up this way."

>>24768
"I met someone who likes me and doesn't treat me like a plaything. Just let me have one good thing in my life..."
Get free of her.

Tell her that you don't want this tension between her and you anymore. That you just want to have a normal relationship with your half-sister.

>>24768
Hey, isn't that your bedroom door she's got ya leaning against? No one ever said you had to tell anyone if anything happened with her...

>>24777
>>24779
>>24778
These. She just doesn't get it.

>>24778
Pah, it's hardly strange that she bosses you around. For all your mental preaching to a bunch of disembodied voices about the role of men you do act a lot like a blushing bride.
That's not convincing her you're anything more than just a boy, now is it? And who ever takes a boy seriously?

>>24778
This. Getting toyed with is all well and good, but there comes a time when one must assert one's authority.

Ask her if she'll accompany us on the trip to get the mannikin.

Wait... wrong owner. Um... tell the truth. She ask us. It would be rude to say no. And she's nice.

"listen... liza... you're my sister, and I love you, and I'll always love you... and I want to thank you for everything you've done... it's done a lot to get me out of my shell. If it wasn't for you, I wouldnt have taken this girl out to a movie. I'm not trying to avoid your games Liza... Your games are fun... But you need to leave me with the chance to apply the teachings of those games to the rest of my life. I'm just trying to do the right thing Liza. I'm sorry if you got the wrong impression from this... Hey, look on the bright side. You've helped your little brother become a man, right? What more could a big sister ask for?"

I see no good ending here.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)14:04 No. 24790 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Liza, I liked you before, but I met someone who likes me and doesn't treat me like a plaything... I'm sorry it ended up this way."
>"Hmmm~ Zo the little rozebud is finally flowering~ Welcome to the world out of your zhell, Fiddy. Tonight I'll give you your final lezzon..."

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)14:05 No. 24792 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Oh, zilly me, the drinkz are in the fridge in thiz houze!"

>>24790
She truly doesn't understand...

>>24790
NO MEANS NO. I NEED AN ADULT!

>>24792

Ponder the meaning of these words. Prepare for the worst.

>>24792
No final lessons. Take Nicole and leave. If Janine whines, take her along. Liza is babysitting so you don't really need to bring her.

Wow...Wow...Wow...Wow...Wow...Wow...Wow...Wow...

>>24792
AWKWARD BONER ENGAGE.

>>24792
Go downstairs and help Janine with homework safety in numbers.

>>24797
This. Staying in the house will only make things worse and Liza is a crazy, jelous bitch. Yeah, let's not ruin the first date.

>>24792
Also why the fuck are you people all hung up over Nicole already? Embrace the new experiences! She has LOTS to teach you. I say go with Liza - resisting is just going to make her penis harder. Have some fun with it!

Well that went about as well as could be expected. Good job.
I wonder what she meant about that...
Ah well.

Hey 58... does your mom have any bras lying around? I wonder what they feel like... I'll bet no one will notice if you put one on... I'm sure it'll be really comfortable... and no one will ever have to know...

>>24802
I think going with Liza would entail a fun incestous night then a trip to the police station for one of the two. Not to mention the rumors.

Wow...Bad voices are coming in groups.

>>24792
You're here for a reason, go help with homework.

>>24807
Yeah. Lets spend some time with our other sister and our date. We left the movie for a reason, and this could actually be good quality bonding time.

It wasn't until just this morning she got upgraded to half-sis in your mind though, and I dare wager you liked her well before that.

If it all gets to be too much, 58, you could always just... disappear. Pack some stuff and just leave without warning. It would be really hard on you, though. All those new relationships you've formed would be severed, and it would HURT. A lot.

But yeah. Stick around. At least life is getting 'interesting' now, right?

Ahaha, I can't but help thinking of this for some reason so I have to throw it out there for you.

Cross dress
become "one of the girls"
obtain harem end (with 58 as part of it)

Yerp...Too many bad voices. Where were they in the first place? We gave mostly sound advice until the camping trip.

Go back and help Janine with her homework.

>>24812

Why don't you try to be more whiny? I'm sure that will solve the problem.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)14:24 No. 24815 ID: fb5d8e
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Yes, yes, yes, ofcourse I did like Liza! As much as I had liked Elizabeth all this time-- No, more. Ofcourse I can't suddenly let go of all these feelings.. even if new ones are growing.
Maybe it would be best to leave right now.

>"And that's it!"
>"Yaaaay! Nicky is awesome!"
>"Uhm, I-I just take my time to study."
>"I'll do that too from now on!"

>>24815
Ask Nicole/Janine if they are about done with the homework. If so, grab Nicole and bail. If not... well, warn Nicole about Liza but try to calm down and work with the situation.

Get in there and help your sister if you're not done damnit. You're always a man's gotta do this and that and now you're gonna run away?

>>24815

Sit down next to them. See if you can't make some small-talk.

>>24814
Sorry for being whiny, but we're supposed to actually help Fifty-Eight.

I suggest hanging out with Janine and Nicole. Hopefully Liza was just kidding.

>>24812
Now now, I hardly consider presenting the guy with some more options a bad thing.

Sit down and breath. Try to make the best of the situation since Nicole and Janine get along so well.

>>24815
BE THE GREATEST TROLL YOU CAN BE, REAVER!
AN HERO! NAO!

>>24820

Technically our job is to make mischief and enjoy ourselves. Helping 58 is more of a hobby.

>>24792
You might want to see if there are any Buddhist temples around that could help sort out the chaos in your head, mang.

safety in numbers, sit down and help out. Play it cool. Nicole seems fairly sane, so we should be fine.

>>24826
Ha! Form a Discordianist cabal instead. Eris would surely approve of this disorder.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)14:44 No. 24829 ID: fb5d8e
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>"H-hey, Fiftyeight. Uhm, w-we were just finishing up."
>"Janine, when you're done get ready for bed and you can come watch zome TV with me!"
>"Okaaaaay~"

>"(( ..Uhm.. F.. Fiftyeight.. A-are you okay? Uhm.. Would you like me to leave? ))"

>>24829
((No, it isn't you.))

>>24829
For the love of god please stay. I fear for Fiddy's sanity should he be left alone with those two again.

>>24829
Well, Janine is getting ready for bed, it might be a bit late. Are you ok to get home or should I be manly and walk you there?

>>24829
((I am...I'm alright. Please, don't leave - being alone with Liza is detrimental to my sanity.))

>>24833
Wait, I take my suggestion back. If it's getting late that would be the thing to do.

>>24833
This except jsut say that you will walk her there. No is not an answer.

Well you could invite her to stay for dinner... but i'm not sure if that'd be a good idea with Liza around.

>>24829
Walk her home, kiss her on the doorstep.

This.

What are you CRAZY
do not let her leave, even if you accompany her

This will only result in two things:
1) She will feel like you are tired of having her around and want to get rid of her, regardless of how you let her leave
2) You will at SOME POINT have to return to face your sisters, this time without help

DO NOT LET HER GO

>>24842
Yes lets kidnap her.

Or tell her you're alright and she can stay for as long as she wants to.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)15:04 No. 24845 ID: fb5d8e
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>"No, no, it's not you. Though it is getting late. Shall I walk you home?"
>"Uhmm..! Uhm-- Uh, w-well, my house is at the other side of the city, b-but if you could walk me to the busstop.."

>"Bye Nicole!"
>"Byebye, lovedovez~"

>"So.. uhm.. I.. I had a really good time.."

>>24845

"Yeah, me too...We should do it again sometime."

Kiss her. Kiiiiiiss heeeeeeer.

well great, now she's gonna think you wanted to get rid of her
and she has to take the bus on top of everything
great job

>>24845
Don't forget to offer her the hairclip back.

Would it be too creepy to accompany her on the bus?

>>24845
Yeah, but too bad you wouldn't put out. How long does a manhammer gotta wait?

>>24848
Nooooooo.... ask her if you can keep it for the time being.

>>24845
Did you? Think honestly now, this may affect how happy you are for the nearer future.

>>24845
KISS HERRRRR

>>24849
Kinda.

"Here, I should probably give this back to you," offer her the hairclip. "I... I didn't say it back then but I-I l... I like you too."

>>24848
"You probably want this back." Then i bet she'll say you can keep it.

Thank her for the clip. Ask if you can keep it.
Compliment her on her skirt. Insist that she just has to let you borrow it sometime.
Tell her you had a really nice time.
Apologize for what happened.
Go in for an awkward kiss on the cheek.

>>24854
Something like this. Then just kiss her, be a man about it.

>>24854
>>24848
That could be taken as a rejection, just so you guys know.
I may be in favour of getting rid of her, but don't say I don't play fair.

>>24845
Shalalalala

Kees dee gurl

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)15:17 No. 24862 ID: fb5d8e
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I don't /want/ to kiss her! I don't know if I like her! Maybe I do, but I certainly have not gotten over Liza yet.
You are all only making this worse on me. I feel so confused I would rather just run away and never return.

>"Uh.. Th-thanks.. I mean, me too. Uh.. Hmm- I'm- I'm sorry, my head is a little-- uh.. I had a good time too. Would you like the clip back?"
>"N-no.. Uhm, y-you can keep it.. Uhm.. O-oh, th-there's, uhm, there's my bus.. So, uhm.."

Kiss her goodnight. Don't mention the clip.

>>24862
Suckerpunch her right in the face.

>>24862
Give her a hug you damn spazz.

You might not like her right now, but you might later. She'll be very sad if she has no contact at all.

Just a close, lingering hug, and you'll make her happy.

It's not meaningless to be happy, Fifty.

>>24862
At the least give her a kiss on the cheeck

>>24862

Alright, don't sweat it. Just wish her goodnight and wave her goodbye for now. We'll work on the rest later.

>>24862
Just go for it. Kiss her and find out how it feels afterward. Do you want to be the constant kid Liza gets to play around with? Do you want to be a scoundrel like your father? I don't think you.

>>24862
Give us to her. As thanks for the clip.

>>24865
This.

Well..Do what you want to do fiddy.

>>24865
A hug is nice. Make sure to whisper "I like you too."

>>24863
Ah, inlight of the above post... Kiss her goodnight, you pussy. Nothing much. Just a quick peck on the lips. A smile would be good, but not if it's fake.

>>24869
I don't 58 would survive the night without our help. Although, that idea is tempting, find out what she thinks.

>>24862
Look. You arent going to kiss her? Give her a hug. Its a copout, but its something, ok?
And thank her again for the clip. Say that it means a lot to you.
Geeze, you know you're going to see her again at school tommorow, right? This isnt any big deal. Stop being so dramatic about it.

She is really cute though... and she does smell nice... Are you sure you don't want to kiss her? If you are, then thats fine... its just... she's so cute...

You've got to kees dee gurl
Why don't you kees dee gurl
You gotta kees dee gurl
Go on and kees dee gurl

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/08(Sat)15:36 No. 24879 ID: fb5d8e
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Fine! Yes, a hug sounds perfect!
There. I-I'll make it a tight hug.

>"I'll see you at school tomorrow. Have a good night."
>"Uh... uhm...

>..hm...


> (( please be my boyfriend ))"

>>24879
Tell her yes.

You can back out of it later if it's not what you want, but don't ruin your chance by saying no now.

>>24880
*Wario laugh*

>>24879
> (( please be my boyfriend ))
That's... A bit strange, isn't it?