>>274066
This.

>>274066
Agreed.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Rynh 2011/01/24(Mon)19:04 No. 274552 ID: 8c0848
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I probably can't cast magic while shoving him over, but I can stab him while I push him over, so that's almost as good.
He drops the cleaver and grabs me by the throat, so now he slipping, sliding, strangling me, possibly falling and I really want to stab out that fucking eye!

firebreath double trouble

>>274552
J-J-JAM IT IN! Charge your sword with lightning as well! Fry him from the inside out!

>>274552
>I really want to stab out that fucking eye!
Then do. Thrust through it with all your strength.

>>274552
He's strangling you? Polymorph into something that can't be strangled. Like a rock golem.

Hey waitaminute! Did he just call you a bitch? Even through all the stabbing and jumping around he can tell you are a lady, Rynh! That other dude must have just been an idiot.

Stab the eye and then channel lightning into it.

>>274552
Ram the whole sword inside and pop that eye! Make sure to twist the blade and turn his brains into a messy pile of gooey gray matter!!
FUCK THAT SHIT UP!!

>>274610
then send some lighting through it. I want him 5 ways dead yesterday.

>>274552
Polymorph into gelatinous slime
advicewizard.jpg
Eat his face

>>274552
If you can't get it into his eye, shove it up his nose. apply metal to his brain. If he somehow survives THAT, shock the sword.

Rynh 2011/01/26(Wed)16:17 No. 275013 ID: 8c0848
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We fall and I jam my sword right into his eye. My full weight shoves it into the socket when he falls on his back and there's a loud crunch as it shatters through his skull. He his arm flops limply to the floor and I can breath again.

>>275013
Well. That worked out well.

Take a minute to catch your breath, then go get the keys to those cells. While you're doing that, might consider asking the inmates if any of them know how to blow up that golem because it seems that, against all odds, explosives have failed you.

>>275013
Mix his brain so he can't be faking it, then go get those prisoners outta here.

>>275013
Take no chances, fry his brain with lightning.

Then open the cells and tell them they are on their own before leaving.

Look at his body twitch horrifically a moment longer to savor the trauma that will eventually build up and ruin you at a later time.

Save your energy.

Nothing can fake that.

Catch your breath for awhile (keep your eye on him to satisfy all the paranoid people) then release the prisoners.

Make sure they know who you are.

Eat the corpse

Release the prisoners

>>275020
This.

>>275013
Check the other eye socket. Even for an ogre he seemed incredibly tough, maybe he had a bit of magical aid?

Remember: you're in a hurry to escape. Release the prisoners and get the heck out of here.

Check under the eyepatch quickly, then go get the keys and release dem prisoners.

Rynh 2011/01/28(Fri)21:13 No. 275874 ID: 8c0848
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>Release the prisoners
I unlock the cells, then make a break for it out of here. The whole place is shaking apart and I'm getting out. The prisoners and other people in there are all pouring out, trying to escape the exploding golem parts and huge falling rocks.
I'm going home and getting paid my fee of a lot of money. I'm tired of being punched by huge guys.

>>275874
Where the hell did you put the GIANT RUBY?

Pockets of holding or something?

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Return to base for debriefing.

>>275877
well uh... yeah essentially, though it's more of a bag than a pocket.

>>275874
Ok. Go debrief your employer, get paid, and debrief Jehral.
Remember, you promised!

>>275885
seconded. now. do it.

>>275885
thirded.
And you ain't getting out of it.

>>275874
If I might make a suggestion, you could probably convince any of the prisoners with friends and/or wealth to pay you an escort fee for seeing them to safety. Never pass up the opportunity to get paid for something that you were going to do anyway, like walk to the nearest city.

>>275874
Time to use your completely unused shapeshifting. Make yourself look human for the trip away from that place. Put a nice, big gap in the sightings of you between the fortress and your pay.

>>275931
This. Never pass up the opportunity to be paid twice.

Plus hanging around to make sure the golem really is crushed is a good idea to avoid pissed-off bounty posters.

>>275874
Go get paid, stash away most of the cash and the huge jem. Then party like fucking hell. You deserve it for making it out alive.

Rynh 2011/01/29(Sat)08:23 No. 276002 ID: 8c0848
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>Return to base for debriefing.
Right. Time to get paid absurd amounts of money. That's my favorite part.

>you could probably convince any of the prisoners with friends and/or wealth to pay you an escort fee for seeing them to safety.
Wandering around inside the territory of the people who own the golem I just wrecked might be more dangerous than it's worth. I'm getting out of here.

>hanging around to make sure the golem really is crushed is a good idea to avoid pissed-off bounty posters.

It's burning and the whole mountain is caving in on it. If I'm going to wait, it had better hurry up and destroy itself.

>Go get paid, stash away most of the cash and the huge jem. Then party like fucking hell. You deserve it for making it out alive.

Yes. Yes I do.

Maybe you should stay in another shapeshifted form in the mean time. You're going to be a very wanted person in these parts.

>>276002
How about a dolphin, dolphins are fun
and you can swim away just like how you swam in.

>>276011
I think you mean a SHARKGIRL

>>276017

I agree with this. No one would dare touch a shark girl.

Rynh 2011/01/29(Sat)09:31 No. 276026 ID: 8c0848
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Getting home is no problem. I'm just glad that's over and I can focus on more important things, like what I'm going to do with all that mon- KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHOOOOOOOOOOOM!-EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!~

HOLY SHIT!

>>276026
NEW PLAN: DO OLD PLAN FASTER!

>>276026
>EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!~

SHIT, YOU'RE BEING ATTACKED BY A MEGAFONZIE!
GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!!

Who knew putting a bunch of souls into a golem would make it VIOLENTLY EXPLOSIVE?

In other news, watch out for falling debris. THere's no way of knowing how high those rocks were launched. Get moving!

>>276048
OH SHIT RUN RUN RUN

>>276026
Somehow I expected this to happen. Oh well. Probably means that whatever was left is now made of burnt. And tidbits.

Hey, think that other gem is still there?

Rynh 2011/01/29(Sat)14:22 No. 276138 ID: 8c0848
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>OH SHIT RUN RUN RUN
OH SHIT! Go go go! Shit is falling from the sky! But I'm rich and have a giant ruby! Hahaha!

I'm getting out of here...

>>276138
Cool people WALK away from explosions...