Pat 2010/09/08(Wed)17:42 No. 228227 ID: d75c5b
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And then we could cuddle and make an egg appear out of nowhere much to the disdain of scientists everywhere.

I just need to impress her somehow. I need to make the right impression and say the right thing! Something incredibly cool that would amaze her.

If some voices appeared out of nowhere with some ideas, that would really make my day.

WISH GRANTED:
state the species of female for further instruction!

KISS HER YOU FOOL

How does it feel to know nobody will ever love your true self?

her who? we need data on who you want to "spend some time in the daycare system"

>>228227
Yo.

Who's the chick?

Also, given the circumstances, what's the chick?

Pat 2010/09/08(Wed)18:10 No. 228250 ID: d75c5b
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>>228231
>>228245
Oh! How lucky for me!

There she is now! She's kind of drooling all over the place.

Sigh... She's so dreamy~

>>228241
That makes me kind of sad!

Pat 2010/09/08(Wed)18:10 No. 228251 ID: d75c5b
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>>228232
I decide to be direct and kiss her!

"UM WHAT ARE YOU DOING"

Oh man I'm so nervous. I hope that wasn't too forward of me!

since you are already being forward, may as well go all the way, tell her you love her.

>>228253
Sappy, but honest. Why not.

>>228251
Say that you like her. Demonstrate your shapeshifting ability by quickly shifting between a bunch of different creatures.

At that point you can ask her... what kinds of pokemon she likes. Mudkips perhaps?

TELL THAT MUK YOU LOVE HER, BOY

...girl

...ditto

>>228256
Add that it's so you can better win her heart. Some ladies might take a demonstration of shapeshifting powers to be rather too suggestive.

uh. you checked its gender, right?

oh nevermind. morph into a slender, shiny muk.

Pat 2010/09/08(Wed)19:22 No. 228297 ID: d75c5b
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>>228253
>>228267
>>228259
"Was that too forward? It's just that I think you're so pretty and sweet that I really really like you a lot!"

"I'M FLATTERED, BUT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME."

I transform into a male Muk!
"How about now?"

"UH."

>>228256
"I could turn into anything you want! Do you like mudkips?"

"NOBODY LIKES MUDKIPS."

"Oh."

"YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE GUY BUT YOU SHOULDN'T TURN INTO RANDOM THINGS TO IMPRESS ME. I'D HAVE TO KNOW YOU BETTER ANYWAY."

This isn't going as well as I hoped!

>>228297
Turn back into a Ditto.

Ask, awkwardly, if you could get to know her better maybe somehow you're not very good at this but you really want to give it your best shot, or something along those lines.

tell her your hobbies and interests! the ones that don't include staring longingly in her direction.

no see, it's fine. just say "well then how about a date? get to know eachother some."

>>228302
this.

She told you what to do. Get to know her. Get her to know you. Who is her trainer? Does she have any friends? You would like to hang out with her sometime.

Pat 2010/09/08(Wed)20:33 No. 228348 ID: d75c5b
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>>228300
I return to my normal form.
"I'm sorry, I'm not very good at this, but, um, I'd really like to get to know you better."

"REALLY? NOT A LOT OF POKEMON TELL ME THAT, ON ACCOUNT OF ME BEING MADE OF SLIME."

>>228301
My hobbies! Yes!
"I can tell you about me, too! I like turning into a Goldeen and swimming. It's just like flying! I tried turning into a Pidgey, but flying's kind of hard so I swim instead!"

"I ALWAYS WISHED I COULD SWIM, BUT WATER IS BAD FOR ME."

>>228302
"Um, i-if you want, we... um, I would like...

C-can... Would you like to go on a date?"

She looks at me for a moment, then turns away. Oh no! Was I trying too hard? I can't just give up now!

"...OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU A CHANCE. YOU'RE KIND OF CUTE FOR A DITTO."

Pat 2010/09/08(Wed)20:33 No. 228349 ID: d75c5b
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...Yeeeeeesssssssss!

I haven't been this happy in ages! This is so great!

But what kind of date should I take her on? We could head near the river for something romantic, or maybe a 'walk' in the forest for something more friendly. We could go feed some pidgeys, or maybe I could try to impress her with more transformations!

Oh man this is all so sudden I'm so nervous.

That's all for tonight. Next session tomorrow!

Find a sludge puddle or a sewer and go swimming with her. You can maybe turn into a grimer or something for that.

>>228349
You should ask her what she wants to do. It'll be really awkward if you want to go show her Pidgeys but she's really afraid of birds, for example, and since you just met her you don't really know what sort of things she likes!

But hey, I think if you just stay eager, amicable, honest, and maybe a little awkward, things will turn out well for you. c:

>>228349
Don't use any transformations for anything except utilitarian uses.

>>228419
>Don't use any transformations for anything except utilitarian uses.

If you catch our drift ;)

Pat 2010/09/09(Thu)21:12 No. 228913 ID: 6547ec
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>>228355
>>228360
"Um would you like to go to the sewer? Or-- or someplace else you'd like to go?"

"THE SEWER?"

I try to keep myself from turning red-- literally!
"W-well, you want to swim and that sounds like a good place where you could swim without getting hurt and um..."

"I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. YOU'RE PRETTY CLEVER FOR A DITTO, AREN'T YOU?"

And so we head to the sewer! It smells kind of bad down here.

Pat 2010/09/09(Thu)21:13 No. 228914 ID: 6547ec
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The water looks... menacing.

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN ME, LITTLE GUY~?"

Even if I turn into a Grimer, this seems like it'd be kind of icky and possibly dangerous! What should I do?

Look as a grimer you are TOTALLY a grimer, it'll be fine! Just make sure you transform back AFTER you get out!

be a goldeen

>>228914
Ask if she would be okay with you turning into a Grimer or something, because you really do want to join her but you're a little worried and you'd feel more comfortable, or some such.

Pat 2010/09/09(Thu)21:57 No. 228935 ID: 6547ec
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>>228921
I think the ick would clog my gills!

>>228915
>>228925
"Um, I really want to join you but the water might hurt me. Is it okay if I turn um, into a Grimer?"

"THAT'S FINE WITH ME."

I join her in the 'liquid' as a Grimer! It feels strangely nice despite my mind telling me how icky it is!

"YOU KNOW, YOU MAKE A PRETTY CUTE GRIMER."

Cute! she said I'm cute! This is the best day ever! I feel like absolutely nothing could go wrong now!

Why do I have a foreboding feeling all of a sudden?

INCOMING ROMANTIC RIVAL

incoming koffing!

>>228935
There's a dude behind you. Say 'sup.

>>228939
Or a lady. I'm not sure which would be worse.

Pat 2010/09/10(Fri)01:35 No. 229037 ID: 6547ec
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>>228937
>>228939
Oh!
"Um... 'Sup?"

"Wow. Rebounding so soon, are we?"

"I'M NOT REBOUNDING. HE...SHE... ditto? EITHER WAY I AM JUST SWIMMING WITH MY FRIEND."

"I bet. Quite the match made in heaven. Tell me, little guy. How easy was it to convince her to go out with you? You should know that she just got out of a relationship with a far greater pokemon than you'll ever be, so don't feel bad if she dumps you!"

A rebound? I hope that isn't true. It would make me really sad! He's(?) looking at me and giggling. Maybe I should respond?

>>229037
"I don't think it's any of your business who she goes out with after she left you."

no, you are not a rebound. a rebound would be she is going out with you to get back at him. but since YOU asked HER out that is impossible.

"A greater pokemon?" (transform into something suited to the weaknesses of those dang poison types) "I don't think so."

>>229037
This guy is a real mean jerk. He was mean to her and dumped her and now is back trying to mess her up and all she wants is to be loved? How does that make you feel?

By the way, the only thing tougher against poison type than another poison type is steel, if you can turn into a big o Steelix you can really show this guy what for (and not sink away in the sewer). If not, a Gengar will do. No need to really fight anyways, he's probably far too much of a coward.

Pat 2010/09/10(Fri)08:37 No. 229145 ID: 6547ec
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>>229039
Yeah... yeah!
"It's none of your business who she goes out with! You left her so you're just a big jerk!"

He laughs, or coughs. It's hard to tell with them. "Me? You think I'm her ex? Hahaha, so naive! I'm just looking out for you, buddy!"

>>229051
Yeah, that's right! If anyone's rebounding, it's me! And only if I turn into something made of rubber!

>>229091
I turn into the scariest psychic-type I know of! I feel an artist somewhere wallow in shame. Weird!

"I can be as great as I want! So you should just back off and go away!"

"Whoa, dude! Fine! Your funeral!" He quickly retreats.

I did it!

Pat 2010/09/10(Fri)08:38 No. 229146 ID: 6547ec
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"YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT. I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF, YOU KNOW."

She sounds a bit flustered, maybe annoyed. I wonder if I did something wrong? Also I seem to have turned back into a Ditto.

"of course, but a lovely lady like yourself shouldn't have to"

I don't think she's upset, maybe just embarrassed? Probably because of what that jerk said too. Let her know it's ok.

"He was just being mean and I got mad at that. I don't care about what he said at all. If something is bothering you you can tell me if you like. Want to swim some more?"

>>229146
Crap, and I was about to tell you not to overdo it too.

Apologize, and say you just didn't want him to be mean to her, and so you just did the first thing you thought of, and you're sorry, etc.

>>229146
Obviously, you thought he was one of her evil exes and that you must defeat him.

>>229146

She was right that you should get to know her better. You didn't know she had a boyfriend, nor why they broke up. This stuff is very important! But if you ask her about it, she'll always think you are just pretending not to be like him for her sake, so you have to find out some other way.

>>229168

Fffffuck no.

Pat 2010/09/11(Sat)17:59 No. 229694 ID: 6547ec
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>>229154
>>229148
"I'm sorry. I just got so mad cause he was being a jerk and I acted without thinking. I think you're too lovely to have to take anything from jerks like that!"

Suddenly I realize that I'm starting to sink. This is bad! But then she lifts me up and places me on top of her head.

"YOU NEED TO BE MORE CAREFUL."

"Hehe, I guess you ended up saving me instead!"

Pat 2010/09/11(Sat)17:59 No. 229695 ID: 6547ec
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"Um, If you want to talk about it I don't mind listening, but um I don't care about what he said at all and we can swim more if you want though I think I'm starting to run out of PP for transforming."

"YOU'VE BEEN SO NICE TO ME. I WOULDN'T WANT TO BORE YOU WITH MY STORY."

"No, it's okay!"

"HE... HE JUST USED ME. HE WOULD TAUNT OTHERS WHILE I WAS AWAY JUST SO I'D COME BACK AND GIVE THEM A GOOD TOXIC. HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT ME. WHEN I REFUSED TO FIGHT FOR HIM, HE... LET ME GO. THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL THERE IS TO IT."

Oh gosh, forcing pokemon to fight is the worst thing ever!

"I'M GLAD I GOT TO TELL SOMEONE ABOUT THIS. I GUESS THIS KIND OF RUINS OUR 'DATE', HUH?"

Say that it doesn't have to, if she wants to you could get something to eat or something!

tell her you don't mind. getting to know someone means the good and the bad, and that it doesn't matter what happens you still like her.

>>229695
Don't see why it would ruin the date.

Plus, this sort of thing is good to know if you guys are gonna try for an ongoing relationship, y'know?

>>229695
"I got to understand you... I'm glad for that."

>>229695
Yeah, trainers can be dicks sometimes. She's better off in the wild.

Hug her if you think you should, but you might not since you dont know her too incredibly well. Assure her that the guy was a jerk, and that you'd never use her like that. Tell her that it hasnt ruined the date, your glad to know her better, and she can unload any of her problems on you or whatever. Above all else, be sincere about it.

Crack a joke (in good taste, mind you) or something, lighten the mood in some way. Make her smile.

>>229794
Could she be talking about her trainer?!
Shyamalanian twist indeed!!

So the pokemon she was in a relationship with would use Taunt and switch out for her to use Toxic... Might want to ask her if she had a trainer, but don't make an asumption.

Pat 2010/09/13(Mon)02:54 No. 230246 ID: 6547ec
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>>229727
>>229893
>>229777
>>229733
"Far from it! I got to learn a lot about you, which is what I wanted to do in the first place!"

"I GUESS, BUT I DOUBT YOU EXPECTED TO HEAR ABOUT MY PROBLEMS ON OUR FIRST 'DATE'. I'M SORRY."

"You don't need to apologize! I want to be able to help you if I can. Making you feel happy makes me feel happy too! You can come to me whenever you want and I'll turn into something soft and snugly for you to hug!"

Pat 2010/09/13(Mon)02:55 No. 230247 ID: 6547ec
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"YOU'RE...WAY TOO SWEET."

I hug her! It's kind of slimy, but also kind of nice.

"I got to understand you...and I'm glad for that."

"OH, YOU'RE SUCH A LUVDISC," she says teasingly.

"No, but I can be one if you want!

"HEH, THAT'S OKAY. I THINK I LIKE YOU BETTER LIKE THIS."

If I had a heart, I think it would be beating out of my chest! That is, if I had a chest.

Pat 2010/09/13(Mon)02:55 No. 230248 ID: 6547ec
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After swimming a while, we get some fruit and chow down! Nummy!

>>230060
Oh dear, could that be the case?

>>230232
"Um, did you used to have a trainer?"

"I... ERM... YES, I USED TO. I RAN AWAY."

>>229794
"He must have been a real jerk then! You're better off in the wild anyway! We dittos like it so much we only show up like, 5% of the time."

"YES, I GUESS HE WAS..."

It's hard to tell if her ex was a boyfriend or not. That sounds...really weird. I mean, a pokemon and a human going out? Can they do that?

Should I see if I can find out more, or just leave it be?

naw, leave it be. if she wants to tell you then she will.

>>230248
If it's important she'll probably tell you, I'd think.

So what else you all gonna do?

>>230292
Exactly. Whenever she's ready, she'll tell you.

For now just enjoy your time out with her =)

>>230248
Pokes get really attached to their trainers, so it could go either way. Best not to press it.

Leave it be until it really needs to be brought up again.

Slinkoboy 2010/09/13(Mon)19:33 No. 230539 ID: 6547ec
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>>230249
>>230303
>>230360
I decide not to press it further.
"I'm not going to make you talk about it if you don't want to. What matters now is that you're free and happy!"

"THANKS. IF THERE'S MORE POKEMON LIKE YOU OUT HERE IT MIGHT NOT BE SO BAD."

Heehee~

Slinkoboy 2010/09/13(Mon)19:34 No. 230541 ID: 6547ec
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>>230292
It's getting kind of late, so we head to the river. In the distance I can sort of make out the glow of the human city. The view is fairly nice!

"LISTEN, WHEN YOU FIRST ASKED ME OUT I ONLY DECIDED TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE BECAUSE YOU SEEMED SO DETERMINED, BUT I REALLY HAD A GOOD TIME TONIGHT. I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO BE SO SWEET AND CONSIDERATE."

Oh man, I should say something really romantic in response! Or maybe something more innocent and nice?

Or-or I could make a move? I'm getting kind of nervous again! The mood is so perfect and I don't know what to do!

>>230541
Innocent and nice is working pretty well for you so far, man.

>>230541
Innocent and nice, but try to sound confident.

>>230541
Make an innocent and nice move. Go lean against her.

>>230559
A lean is good. Maaaaybe you might get a kiss (wait do pokemon kiss?)

>>230565
Just let 'em kiss and don't mind the details man xD

Slinkoboy 2010/09/13(Mon)23:10 No. 230699 ID: 6547ec
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>>230550
>>230558
"I would have asked sooner, but I was too shy."


>>230559
I scoot a bit closer to her. I try not to let my nervousness come out through my voice.

"But I'm glad I got the courage. This was everything I could have ever asked for, and I'm really happy you gave me a chance. This was..."

"PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING MORE."

Huh?

Slinkoboy 2010/09/13(Mon)23:10 No. 230700 ID: 6547ec
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--!

I-- She-- Um-- What-- what should-- should I--

>>230700
DON'T TRANSFORM INTO EVERYTHING AT ONCE

Kiss her back!

>>230700
Alright buddy!!

Now stay calm and try to kiss her back. Don't rush it. Let it be romantic.

kiss the stone backand hug her :)

>>230764
She's not a stone. SHE'S A SLUDGY GRIMER!

quick, have hot grimer sex! (ignore this. I'm teasing yeh)

But best thing you could do is kiss her back...
I'd say on the lips, but god knows where the lips are on a grimer... or even the mouth....

But you'd know cause you can be one if you so willed.

>>230700
Something about "kiss de girl."

>>230700
Atta boy!! :D

Now kiss her! KISS THE GIRL!! :D

Suggestion 2010/09/14(Tue)18:14 No. 230855 ID: 4531bc
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-_-
You huys.

She's a muk! However could you get that confused with a grimer!?

>>230855
Who said she was a grimer??

>>230765
>>231150

Slinkoboy 2010/09/15(Wed)17:34 No. 231167 ID: 6547ec
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>>230703
I couldn't--

>>230760
I'm nervous--

>>230801
But--

Slinkoboy 2010/09/15(Wed)17:34 No. 231168 ID: 6547ec
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>>230816
I kiss her!!!

S-she kisses back! I'm shaking so hard right now. She seems to realize that and holds me comfortingly, and we stay like this for what feels like an eternity. I feel like I could stay here forever.

Slinkoboy 2010/09/15(Wed)17:35 No. 231169 ID: 6547ec
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We cuddle for a while. She feels so warm and comforting, it's almost too much for me to stand. If I had a heart, I feel like it would burst. It's quite some time before she finally breaks the silence.

"I HAVE NOT FELT THIS AT PEACE SINCE BEFORE I LEFT MY TRAINER. I'M GLAD WE HAD THIS DATE."

"I wish tonight could go on forever~"

"IT...IT DOESN'T HAVE TO END WITH TONIGHT. MAYBE WE COULD DO THIS AGAIN TOMORROW."

"R-Really!?"

"AWW, YOU'RE SHAKING AGAIN."

"Hee~"

Slinkoboy 2010/09/15(Wed)17:35 No. 231170 ID: 6547ec
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I'm just a typical Ditto, but I knew that I could make her happy. What I didn't realize was that she could make me feel so wonderful in return. This has been the best day of my life, and I wouldn't trade it for the world.

I can transform into almost anything, but for the first time I'm happy just being myself.

>>231170
D'aww.

X3

Best end :3c

This was an adorable quest, great job by all of you.

>>231170
This was freaking adorable
I baaaaw'd