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225002 No. 225002 ID: cf68aa

"Mallo.. Whatever shall we do with you? No jail seems to be able to hold you, no force can stop you. You're too dangerous to be let into the public. We'd.. Rather not dirty our hands by killing you.. No, that would be wrong. How about we play a game instead? If you can leave this building alive you're free. Sound good? Oh, and thanks to the magic of Level Progression we've stripped you of all your powers. Looks like you'll just have to get them all back again somehow. but don't' worry, there's plenty of tribute fodder here for you to use."
Mallo can feel her awesome powers being drained away.

She asks what the catch is.
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No. 225003 ID: cf68aa
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"Catch...? Well, you must follow my rules. If you break a rule I will take away one heart from you. When you lose all three you die.
You will also-

Mallo swears to god that if there is a heart meter floating nearby she will break his fucking skull.

".... You will also lose one heart everytime you encounter a lethal situation. There are quite a few rules and I'll be sure to explain most of them as we go along.

The screen goes out.
No. 225004 ID: cf68aa
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Mallo swears under her breath. There is a fucking heart meter.

God damn it.

The ear device turns on allowing Mallo to hear suggestions.

Are you gonna help her escape or not?
No. 225008 ID: 644ca1

Open the door on your right, should be as good a place to start as any. Be ready to kill anything and anyone inside.

Also, what powers do you still have and do you know how "Level Progression" works?
No. 225009 ID: 801c43

Ask "What are the rules for this room?"
No. 225010 ID: a594b9

I'm most interested in the small panel behind you near the floor.
No. 225017 ID: 97cb33

DO NT stand in front of it when you open it. off to the side would be best, in case it's a trap.
No. 225019 ID: e31d52

Holes in floor mean spike traps.

Stay away from holes in floor.
No. 225020 ID: 701a19

Ok, this situation falls under the "Diabolical" classification, so expect the traps to be intentionally misleading.
Normally, I'd warn that the holes on the door in front of you - screen left, for us - will kill you, but in this situation there's a good chance that the obvious trap is the a fake.

Still, no point in taking needless chances. Without touching anything, examine the door to your right - screen back to us - to determine where the door's hinges are. Do the same on the wall behind you - screen right to us - for the hatch and that dark patch.
No. 225133 ID: cf68aa
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Mallo assumes that Level Progression means the more people she kicks the crap out of the more awesome powers she gets.
All her powers are gone except one. Her MIGHTY PUNCH which can knock the fuck out of pretty much anything. However there are a certain amount of times she can use and GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ANOTHER STUPID ICON.
She assumes that measures how many times she can use her MIGHTY PUNCH. More will come along later maybe.

>Ask about the rules.
There's no reply.

>Check the doors and stuff for traps

Most of them are pretty damn obvious. The doors look normal from any other door. Hinges are to the left and it opens into another room. Nothing special
No. 225134 ID: cf68aa
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>Check hole in wall and panel.

That's the screen you idiot. Mallo examines it anyway. Nothing special.

The latch can be opened by a small handle on the bottom.
No. 225137 ID: 97cb33

stand off to the side, so that when you open the thing anything in it can't get you. and open it.
No. 225159 ID: 701a19

Open the door to the north, but don't stand where anything inside would have LoS on you.
No. 225164 ID: 059120

Voting for the door to the north. Stay behind it, we'll tell you what's inside. Assuming you don't have third person perspective, since you can apparently see status icons, too.
No. 225178 ID: cf68aa
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>Open latch

the only way to open it would be to grab the small handle on the bottom of the latch. If Mallo does that the OBVIOUS TRAP will probably kill her. You know, the one on the ceiling.

>Open North Door

Mallo carefully opens the North Door and stays back in case any traps spring. None do. No traps spring even when she steps through the door.

Mallo finds herself in a room with a HUGE FUCKING TRENCH in the middle. The space between the two floors is small though and she could easily jump across it. If only she had her SUPER JUMP skill...
No. 225179 ID: e31d52

Wiggle foot in gap.
No. 225181 ID: 97cb33

wait, take off shoe and wiggle that in the gap, so that your toes don't go over the gap.
No. 225182 ID: 059120

Mallo Punch down that door you went through, and set it up as a bridge across the chasm.
No. 225184 ID: cf68aa
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>Wiggle something in the gap.

Mallo takes off her favorite shoe and wiggles it in front of the gap. She swears that if something eats her favorite shoe she's gonna be pissed.

Nothing happens.
No. 225185 ID: 701a19

Agreed. You will use that door like a 10' rod and a shield.
No. 225190 ID: cf68aa
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>Use MALLO PUNCH on door to close gap.

FUCK YEAH! Mallo punches the door right off the fucking hinges!
No. 225191 ID: cf68aa
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Mallo feels so damn smart for coming up with this plan. A fucking genius.
No. 225192 ID: cf68aa
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The fuck!?
No. 225195 ID: 701a19

Ok, go back to the other room and MALLO PUNCH the door to the left.
Do it from as far away as you can, and get the fucking fuck away from those holes as soon as you make contact.
No. 225196 ID: e31d52

I'm willing to bet there's also an invisible wall there just past the trap floor. This place is terrible enough to do it.
No. 225198 ID: 97cb33

how bottomless is the bottomless pit?
if totally bottomless then go back to the other room.
No. 225199 ID: e3f578


You know... use the boost to get through.
No. 225201 ID: e31d52

Back to other room godfucking damnit
No. 225202 ID: cf68aa
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>Punch Across Room

Mallo is not yet Insane enough to try that, maybe later.

>Go back to previous room.


>Punch door quickly to dodge OBVIOUS TRAP

.... Really? you sure...?
No. 225203 ID: cf68aa
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Okay. Mallo punches the fuc
No. 225204 ID: cf68aa
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No. 225205 ID: cf68aa
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Mallo begins bleeding heavily from her arm.

The screen lights up.

"Well well. Took you long enough to get hurt. By Sacrificing one Heart we can reverse all damage done by a single trap. Sorry if I didn't explain that earlier.

Mallo can't feel her fingers anymore.
No. 225207 ID: 97cb33

it takes a good couple minutes for nerve death to set in. while you may not be able to feel them you can still use the hand for a while. quickly open the little panel with damaged hand. even if the trap activates it kinda can't make it much worse.
No. 225209 ID: 701a19

Bandage it up, then open the door around the trap.
No. 225210 ID: 059120

Open the door. If there's nothing to bandage your wound with in there, I'd say use a heart, we can't be an arm down.
No. 225212 ID: 701a19

Punch the base of one of the spikes to break it off.
Bam, you now have a tool you can use to remotely trigger traps.
No. 225213 ID: e31d52

No. 225215 ID: cf68aa
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>Bandage up and try to open the door.

Mallo whimpers a bit then stops. SHE DON'T LET NO ONE SEE HER WEAKSIDE.

She rips up her skirt and bandages her wound. Fuck you arm wound!

She takes a peek into the next room. Seems like a hall of death.
No. 225216 ID: cf68aa
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>Check Latch with Messed Up Hand

Mallo reaches for the latch and prays a saw doesn't come down and k

Oh fuck you.
No. 225217 ID: cf68aa
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She opens the Latch. Inside is a Extra Heart.

The moniter speaks up again.

"Congrats on actually finding one. There are a few stored around so don't feel shy about wastin- i mean, using a few"

No. 225218 ID: cf68aa
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>Punch off spike.

Man Mallo is smart. She carefully activates the trap and punches off one of the spikes with a MALLO PUNCH
No. 225219 ID: e31d52

Pick up blood with spike.

Flick into room.
No. 225220 ID: e31d52

Hall. I meant hall.
No. 225221 ID: 97cb33

army crawl along the ground in the middle of the room while waving free spike in front of you.
No. 225223 ID: 059120

Looks like... arrow traps? Safest place seems to be to crawling down the middle, assuming they all shoot roughly straight.
No. 225528 ID: cf68aa
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>Crawl on ground while waving spike in front of you.

Mallo does so. Not a single spike hits her.

Damn this was easy. If she tricked anything tricky she might have been skewered. Oh, she also can't move her damaged hand anymore.

She liked that hand.

Mallo is not Somewhat Pissed.
No. 225529 ID: cf68aa
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She makes it to the next room unharmed.
No. 225534 ID: f52552

Test the air over the pit trap first.
No. 225535 ID: 97cb33

going along the sides is so obvious that it can't be that. that spike pit looks really shallow. can you touch a spike?
No. 225537 ID: 701a19

Burn a heart to heal your hand, then to back to the last room and PUNCH off an even longer spike.
Bam, two weapons.
No. 225538 ID: f6b553

Sides are most likely the trap, not the center. Poke the middle with the spike, then the sides.
No. 225539 ID: cf68aa
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>Test out space above spikepit.

Mallo uses a stick at first then waves her damaged arm over the spike pit. Nothing happens.

She tries to touch one of the sp-OH THOSE FUCKERS!

It's fucking glass! God damn it.
No. 225540 ID: 701a19

Heal your hand, get a fucking long spike from the previous room, then cross the glass.
No. 225541 ID: f6b553

The glass may be designed to break when you walk over it.
No. 225542 ID: 97cb33

smack the glass with the spike to see how strong it is.
No. 225544 ID: cf68aa
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>Heal Hand and get Long Ass Spike from hallway.

Mallo has no problem doing this. She need to punch some shit anyway to relieve her Anger.
She burns a heart and puches the spike that first pops out.

Long Ass Spike Acquired!
No. 225545 ID: cf68aa
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>Glass might break. Hit it/put weight on it.

Mallo goes back into the room and unleashes her fucking fury on that glass!

Nothing seems to break it though and while she is relieved that it is safe she is still somewhat pissed that she couldn't break GLASS.
No. 225547 ID: f6b553

Wiggle long spike over other end of the spike pit.
No. 225548 ID: 97cb33

whack the sides just to be sure of what they do.
No. 225550 ID: 40cb26

Don't get too upset, glass you can't easily break is glass that was made not to easily break. Not to say it can't ever, we'll just need something heavy as a bowling ball to spike down on it.
No. 225552 ID: 701a19

Just go. We've got more shit to explore
No. 225563 ID: cf68aa
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>Tap sides with spike.

Mallo does s


The ENTIRE FUCKING PANEL flies up to the ceiling!
She hears a loud thump.
No. 225564 ID: cf68aa
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Good thing she didn't step up the sides...
No. 225567 ID: 701a19

Next room!
No. 225568 ID: 97cb33

examine door first. don't discount it as not trapped.
No. 225571 ID: cf68aa
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>Examine Door first.

Mallo swears again. Not every damn door is booby trapped. Hell so far none of them have been except the OBVIOUS TRAPS.



She makes her way into a new room.
No. 225572 ID: f6b553

Oh, I know this one. Don't touch the goddamn door. It'll slam you into the spikes.
No. 225575 ID: 97cb33

touch it with the long spike.
No. 225576 ID: cf68aa
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>Don't touch door.


... Mallo hears something ticking.
No. 225577 ID: f6b553

It's a lure. You'll rush to the door to escape a motionless wall, and wham, spikey harm. so rush over there and trigger it from afar with your spike.
No. 225578 ID: 97cb33

touch door with long spike. then check next to it. for hidden door.
No. 225580 ID: cf68aa
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>Check for hidden doors

None found. Waste of time..

>Touch door with spike.

Again fucking nothing! God damn paranoid people...
No. 225582 ID: 97cb33

open the door from that side then.
No. 225584 ID: cf68aa
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>Open th
No. 225586 ID: cf68aa
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Mallo wakes up.

What? Oh fuck no...

Mallo swears if you guys ended up killing her she will go find you and promptly fuck your shit up.

No. 225589 ID: 97cb33

run into the next room.
No. 225591 ID: f6b553

See that mark just to the left of Boss? Touch it with your spike.
No. 225592 ID: 97cb33

can't be that. the traps have to be solvable with only what is given. the spikes are cheat items.
No. 225593 ID: f6b553

That's the trap reset button, not the solution. Pressing it will at best delay the trap.
No. 225595 ID: 701a19

Fuck it. Just open the door and go.
No. 225600 ID: e40e60

I see a small arrow pointing to the spiky wall... maybe the real entrance is behind it?
No. 225602 ID: cf68aa
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>Touch symbol.

Mallo pokes at the little symbol with the Long Ass Spike.

A small book drops down. time seems to freeze as she stares at it. she feels her mind being opened.

"Mallo.. Looks like you found one of your old powers. With this you can either upgrade existing ones or buy new ones. You can also save it up to spend more and gain some of you most powerful moves back. At the moment you can

Gain TIME FREEZE(Only pauses an instant. Can save from Insta Death Traps and such)
Gain MALLO YELL (Stuns some people and activates some traps)
Or save them up and see what is offered to you later.
The choice is yous."

No. 225612 ID: 97cb33

i vote mallo yell. then quickly get through the door.
No. 225613 ID: 701a19

Save it.
For now, go through the door before you burn ANOTHER heart.
No. 225625 ID: 40cb26

I'm voting for TIME FREEZE. Instant death avoidance? Yes please.
No. 225640 ID: db60d0

TIME FREEZE. "Rig" it, if possible, to instantly activate when instant death would otherwise occur; when you notice it take effect, RUN THE FUCK OUT to the previous room, then look to see what the trap did.
No. 225657 ID: f6b553

An immortal, remote method of activating traps? Hell yeah elder god.
No. 225659 ID: e67080

summon elder god
No. 225676 ID: cf68aa
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>Elder God

Mallo feels a surge of power! Her ability to call upon the Elder Gods has returned! Mallo feels fucking great!
No. 225677 ID: cf68aa
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Then she remembers the trap. she leaps out of the room just as it goes off.
No. 225678 ID: cf68aa
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A man is standing here. To her left is a door marked Freedom?.

Mallo doesn't know who the man is but she's pretty sure he's done something to her.
Good enough reason to beat the shit outta him she assumes.

"Well well well Mallo. Looks like you made it past the first room. Congratulations. You've earned your freedom, for now. You may step through the door. But.. It is locked. I hope you found the key."
No. 225685 ID: 97cb33

tell him no, you don't have a key. cause he is a faggot and probably has it on him!
No. 225689 ID: 701a19

Turn around and head back to the first room.
Good thing you can summon your boyfriend for help, right?
No. 225697 ID: 40cb26

Have your elder god give you the key, he exists above normal spacial dimensions so it should be a snap.
No. 225698 ID: db60d0

Fuck it. Summon Elder God, rip the FUCK out of the building, save the FUCK out of Mallo, win.
No. 226193 ID: cf68aa
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>tell him no, you don't have a key. cause he is a faggot and probably has it on him!

"I can assure you at the very least that I do not have the key."

Mallo is getting pissed...

>Summon boyfriend.
Mallo remembers the first time she met her boyfriend....
No. 226196 ID: cf68aa
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Alright enough of this reminiscing crap!
Mallo summons her eldergod boyfriend!
No. 226198 ID: cf68aa
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No. 226199 ID: cf68aa
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Minithullu warps the FUCK outta that key! It appears right in Mallo's hand!

She fucking loves minithullu!
No. 226202 ID: 97cb33

hald the key in front of you and say "put that in your pipe and smoke it!"
No. 226204 ID: 701a19

Unlock the door and step outside.
Immediately realize that they still have the rest of your powers hidden around here and demand that they hand them over.
No. 226280 ID: cf68aa
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>Flaunt key, regain powers.

Mallo does this. she says if the man doesn't give her her powers back she will hurt him bad.
The man merely laughs

"Mallo mallo mallo. I can't give you them back. You must regain them yourself. Once you leave this room and go back to the real world you can gain your powers by causing Chaos. However the more you cause the more we notice you. if caught we will send you back to this room (with all the powers you have at the moment) and we start our little game all over again. Now, you may leave."

Minithullu vanishes and the Man points Mallo to the door.
No. 226282 ID: 701a19

Go back and find the rest of your powers, then.
No. 226284 ID: 97cb33

that doesn't seem so bad, what's this guys angle?
stride through door like a boss.
No. 226290 ID: db60d0

Go out and have a grand ol' time. But first fuck four-eyes' shit up. Make him swallow his own throat. Shove his lungs down his lungs. Hit him so hard it creates a singularity which he falls into. Throw him so far that the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young herself can't find him.
No. 226301 ID: cf68aa
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>Fuck up 4 eyes shit
>Get back into there and regain lost powers.

As much as Mallo would like to fuck him up she wants his ass kicking to be proper. She needs her bitchin powers back.

Mallo uses up her powers to Summon Minithullu again and warps across the Gap in the Gap Room.
A voice plays on the loudspeaker

"Well well well mallo. I did not expect this. I shall make a new rule then, if you've found the key you have 1 minutes to escape this place before you lose 2 hearts. Goodbye."

No. 226302 ID: 701a19

It's a good thing that Hearts are just things you use to undo trap damage.
It's annoying, but not much of a problem.

More importantly? NEXT ROOM!
No. 226303 ID: 97cb33

indeed. let's see if we can get a heart real fast.
No. 226304 ID: 40cb26

He wants you to leave now and will keep fucking you up until you do. Just go.
No. 226319 ID: db60d0

No. 226446 ID: db60d0

Oh. Nevermind. I see now. Damn. Panic.
No. 226454 ID: e40e60

Get minicthulhu to find a heart for you. Quest breaking time.
No. 226530 ID: cf68aa
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>Summon Minithullu

As much as Mallo would love to see him again she's out of fucking energy! being weak sucks!

>Keep going
Might as well. No point in sitting around waiting for her powers to recharge.

She enters a new room. To her right is a empty plaque where the key was and a safe in front of her.
No. 226540 ID: 97cb33

hmmm, what is that on the door? looks like a weird handle.
No. 226798 ID: 40cb26

So we found where the key was too. Check if something is hidden behind or around that spot as well. Then investigate the door.
No. 226807 ID: a594b9

The floor looks a little odd.
No. 226814 ID: 97cb33

squint.... OMG! you are right! poke floor with spike!
No. 226818 ID: cf68aa
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>Examine Floor

Nothing out of the ordinary. Mallo wastes some time and regains some POWAH.

>Examine door
It looks like a lock. Mallo knows this kind. It takes a 2 digit number and both numbers are not the same. Also the number does not start with anything between 4-9.
Needless to say these locks suck.
No. 226820 ID: 97cb33

okay so...
are all possible combinations
No. 226822 ID: 701a19

Assume the first digit is 3.
There's no 0? Then it's 31 32 34 35 36 37 38 39 first.
Then 29 28 27 26 25 24 23 21
Then 19 18 17 16 15 14 13 12
No. 226823 ID: cf68aa
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>try a bunch of numbers

This is gonna be annoying as hell but Mallo starts punching away at the thing. Each wrong one gives her a annoying as bleep. She's gone through 5 now. Each one she gets wrong she can hear a sound, one that she can't quite place.
No. 226825 ID: 97cb33

and the floor is moving. TYPE FASTER!
No. 226831 ID: cf68aa
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Mallo hurries the fuck up and punches in more numbers! when she reaches 39 it opens up with a click.
Inside is a POWER BOOK

A small book drops down. time seems to freeze as she stares at it. she feels her mind being opened.

"Mallo.. Looks like you found one of your old powers. With this you can either upgrade existing ones or buy new ones. You can also save it up to spend more and gain some of you most powerful moves back. At the moment you can

Gain TIME FREEZE(Only pauses an instant. Can save from Insta Death Traps and such)
Gain MALLO YELL (Stuns some people and activates some traps)
Or gain a whole new Energy Bar!
No. 226834 ID: 97cb33

more energy!
No. 226839 ID: 40cb26

Less directly useful, but goes great with all powers. Seconding.
No. 226840 ID: a594b9

I want Time Freeze.
No. 226844 ID: cf68aa
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Mallo picks More Energy. She feels her energy bar double! Mallo can cause twice as much destruction now!
No. 226845 ID: a594b9

We'd better warp out before the floor runs out.
No. 226846 ID: 97cb33

yes, warp back to the gate and leave before the time limit kills you.
No. 226850 ID: cf68aa
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>warp back
Mallo summons her boyfriend and they teleport back to the end room. The Man is standing there

"Well done Mallo, and with time to space. You may leave now, and remeber, more chaos means more power. and I know how much you love power.

No. 226852 ID: a594b9

No. 226858 ID: 97cb33

he is so god damn smug. but from how aloof he is i don't think we can take him... YET. later mallo, he shall be destroyed.
No. 226859 ID: cf68aa
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No. 226860 ID: cf68aa
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".... You have 10 seconds left"


>He may be too strong

No shit! If Mallo had all her powers this fucker would be deader then conscience!
No. 226861 ID: 97cb33

point at your eyes and then at him, then walk through the door like a boss.
No. 226862 ID: a594b9

No. 226863 ID: cf68aa
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>point at your eyes and then at him, then walk through the door like a boss.

Mallo does this and while she's still Pissed Off that she couldn't beat 4 eyes it still makes her feel badass.

She walks back to her hometown.
No. 226864 ID: cf68aa
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Mallo remember why she left her home town...
No. 226867 ID: a594b9

Smash that sign.
No. 226868 ID: 97cb33

may as well. gotta start somewhere.
No. 226869 ID: cf68aa
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>Smash Sign

No problem. That damn thing always pissed her off anyway.
No. 226870 ID: cf68aa
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"Excuse me, Miss Mallo"

Mallo turns to see a policewoman. She kindly asks what the fuck does she want and why the hell is her mouth like that.

"Mallo, you know everyone in smiletown must smile. And uh... Well I'm afraid I need to take you to jail for breaking that sign."

At this point Mallo is so pissed that it is no longer a matter of 'if' she should hurt her but 'how' she should.
No. 226871 ID: a594b9

Why don't we just make friends with her~

AHAHHAHAHA punch her in the cunt.
No. 226873 ID: 40cb26

Punch that smile off her face. Literally.
No. 226874 ID: 644ca1

Cut hear ears off, just like you cut off your own.
No. 226875 ID: 701a19

Summon your boyfriend.
The sanity loss will do more damage than you ever could - without killing her, anyway.
No. 226876 ID: 97cb33

naww, while debilitating it's just one hit. start wit the ears, those need to come off. then fix her face, manually. THEN cunt punch.
No. 226882 ID: cf68aa
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>Combine ideas

Mallo likes that. Though she's not quite Pissed Off enough to rip out the chicks ears everything else is A-OK.

Mallo starts off with a swift kick to the crotch. While Ms. :3 face doubles over in pain Mallo gives her a punch to the jaw. She thinks she heard some teeth fall out.
No. 226883 ID: cf68aa
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Before Ms. :3 has a chance to recover Mallo finishes it off by summoning her Elder God Boytoy.

She's fucking scarred for life now.
No. 226884 ID: cf68aa
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It feels good to be free again.

Now that Mallo has fucked up that :3 faces shit what else should she do? She has a whole city to herself.
No. 226885 ID: a594b9

No. 226887 ID: 644ca1

Let's go to city hall or wherever and proclaim that you are their new ruler. Anyone who disagrees loses their ear privileges, painfully.
No. 226888 ID: 97cb33

i have to agree with the getting drunk idea. a good beer right now would be great.
No. 226889 ID: 701a19

No, no, no, you challenge the mayor to a staring contest for his seat of power.
Ignore what he says and have your boyfriend stare him down.
If he wins, then he gets to continue being the mayor.
If he loses, you take his position.
The city either has a madman passing laws that read "minithulu f'tang", or they have you in control.
Either one works out fine.
No. 226891 ID: 644ca1

You know that works perfectly, Mallo gains power by causing chaos. And with this plan, EVEN IF WE LOSE WE STILL CAUSE CHAOS! Let's do it!
No. 226892 ID: 18c4d9

huh. you are smiling.

seconding hitting the bar.
No. 226904 ID: 40cb26

I dunno, I think we'll have more fun if we start subtle and work our way back up to bringing down the world.

But before anything else, we go get plastered.
No. 226914 ID: cf68aa
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Mallo REALLY likes the Mayor plan but first things first, it's been 3 fucking days since she's had a drink!

She busts into the nearest Bar(About 4 miles away) and binges on anything around her.
Things begin to get crazy.
No. 226915 ID: cf68aa
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But before Mallo can really get to enjoying herself the local jock/idiot Beefcake Blastmountain speaks up.

"Hey Mallo, why don't you cover up before someone sees something, oh wait, there's nothing 'to' see!"

He laughs his ass off and looks around to try to get others to join him. they know better.

the ONLY reason he has not yet had his face punched in is cause Mallo couldn't find him before he was locked up. Mallo is PISSED OFF right now.
No. 226917 ID: a594b9

Make him eat his own arm.
No. 226918 ID: 97cb33

i agree, self arm eating is the best way to go.
No. 226919 ID: 701a19

Use him as a club to express your anger at the nearest available cop car.
Or the sidewalk.
No. 226924 ID: 40cb26

Grab him, grab his arm and slowly separate the two. Then beat him half to death with it. And then shove it up his ass. THEN pull it out and make him eat it.
No. 226940 ID: eef528


Sounds excessive, but ooh so sweet!
No. 226976 ID: e40e60

No. 226979 ID: 644ca1

You noticed that NOW?
No. 226980 ID: e40e60

Hey, I didn't even realize this quest was still running until half an hour ago.
No. 226986 ID: db60d0

MALLO PUNCH him in the head, repeatedly, until he is a stain on the ground. Then proceed to make a joke to the effect of "Who's flat NOW?"
No. 227003 ID: e3f578

Man, we can make sure this place was never Smiletown in the first place. We have to go back in time and make sure Timmy's Dad wins the race and Mom's heart. You obviously exsist in the split timeline where he lost, well bitch it is time to go BACK IN TIIIIIME!
No. 227007 ID: e3f578

I forgot this
No. 227105 ID: cf68aa
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>Arm ripping
Mallo will only do such things if she is FURIOUS. Pissed off is not quite good enough, nice idea though.

>Time Travel
Mallo doesn't have enough POWAH yes!


Now 'there's' something Mallo can do!

She grabs Beefcake by his shirt and proceeds to punch the FUCK outta him!
Soon he's just a bloody pancake on the groun. Mallo asks him who's flat now fucker!?

Knowing this city though they'll bring him back to life. Doesn't make it feel any less good!
No. 227106 ID: cf68aa
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Mallo is actually feeling pretty good now. No one seems to report the murder so no real chaos is caused but it feel damn good beating the crap outta that dude.
Mallo relaxes and sips her beer.

What now? Mallo needs more of her bitchin powers back.
No. 227109 ID: 644ca1

Start the Mayor vs Minithullu staring contest to take over the city.
No. 227114 ID: a594b9

Walk around town half-naked.
No. 227116 ID: 40cb26

Whatever you do, wherever you go, stay topless. Chaos will certainly accrue. Consider dancing in front of a highchool.
No. 227118 ID: e67080

Arson! fire is very chaotic.
No. 227121 ID: 40cb26

And sing as you do so
I don't just want to set the world on fire~
No. 227129 ID: cf68aa
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>Walk around naked

Mmm... Mallo doesn't have anything to start a fire on her at the moment. If she did all of this damn city would be in flames!

Some streaking is easy to accomplish and she already has everything she needs~

Mallo runs outside and climbs atop the city fountain. She shows off her half naked self with pride causing many of the people around her to freeze up.

Half these idiots probably haven't even seen their own partners boobs!

No. 227130 ID: cf68aa
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After a few minutes Mallo gets bored of all the gasps and steps down.she begins walking to the nearest store for matches when ANOTHER FUCKING COP stops her.

"Excuse me miss, I'm gonna have to arrest you for disturbing the peace"

This man must be new...
No. 227133 ID: c71597

Flip him the bird and say Fuck da Police. Abscond through the streets while yelling obscenities to the cop.
No. 227134 ID: 0b2a05

Tell him it's your religion, does he really want to have to deal with going to court for religious intolerance?

...Actually, you should MAKE this your religion, and get FOLLOWERS. Chaos indeed.
No. 227136 ID: 97cb33

hmmm, he isn't a random smiler, he may actually be harder to beat.
No. 227138 ID: 40cb26

yank off his pants
No. 227139 ID: a594b9

No. 227145 ID: 40cb26

That too. Make him disturb the peace together with you.
No. 227170 ID: f6b553

While your at it

You might as well lose yours too
No. 227172 ID: 701a19

If he argues, show him your ELDER GOD boyfriend and demand he say it's fake again.
No. 227173 ID: e3f578

And say "I really don't see what's so impressive."
No. 227177 ID: 40cb26

"Funny, your piece doesn't look disturbed. Want me to fix that?"
No. 227247 ID: db60d0

These. Do it. Become Mallo, Consort and High Priestess of the Church of Scientol err Minithulluism. One of the highest religious rituals shall be to become more like His Diminutive Highness through hot three-ways with him and his consort. Summon him for the policeman and proselytize to him together.
No. 227248 ID: db60d0

In fact make the three-way tentaclefuck a prerequisite for conversion.
No. 227391 ID: cf68aa
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Eww... Mallo would only ever consider fucking minithullu. She has only room for one man in her heart~

>Establish religion
Maybe later when she can do some really godly things.

>Pants him

Now we're talking! Mallo quicklu pulls down the comps pants exposing his manhood to the world. the cop blushes as Mallo comments on his minuscule dick.
Before he can reply she runs off again.

"Calling all cops, I need backup over at sunny ave! Crazy redhead girl is causing chaos and refuses to smile! Or... wear a top.

Mallo continues streaking while yelling obscenities at the cop.

No. 227393 ID: 97cb33

hahaha. good job. let's see, what next.... any places to get explosives? if so then get some and booby trap the pants. when he picks them up, BOOM, troll him so hard.
No. 227395 ID: 40cb26

1. Run into nearest source of flammable materials.
2. Take as many flammable materials as you can carry.
3. Ignite all the flammable materials you can't carry.
4. ???
No. 227400 ID: 701a19

Ok, NOW challenge the mayor to a staring contest.
No. 227413 ID: cf68aa
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No. 227414 ID: cf68aa
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Oh hey, Mallo gained a lv!

Mallo can gain a new bitchin power! Or save it up and unlock more shit!
Mallo can...

Gain TIME FREEZE(Only pauses an instant. Can save from Insta Death Traps and such)
Gain MALLO YELL (Stuns some people and activates some traps)
Or gain a whole new Energy Bar!
No. 227415 ID: a594b9

No. 227416 ID: 97cb33

time freeze. eventually SOMEONE will pull out a gun and time freeze will let you dodge bullets.
No. 227418 ID: 701a19

I'm gonna say EXTEND MINITHULHU DURATION, but failing that time stop.
No. 227419 ID: cf68aa
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>Time Freeze!

FUCK YEAH! Mallo can bend the fucking space time continuum! She can pause time and really fuck someone up now!

"Excuse me!"

FUCK! It's that damn cop again!

"Miss, I'm gonna have to insist you wear a shirt and then you're coming with me."

Mallo's getting annoyed... Perfect time to use her new power!
No. 227420 ID: a594b9

Timestop to get behind him, then kick him inna nuts. After that punch him up into the sky so it lands somewhere else, scaring the shit out of some people.
No. 227421 ID: 701a19

Stop time.
Strip him naked.
Handcuff him upside down to a flagpole.
No. 227422 ID: 97cb33

stop time and PUNCH him, then unfreeze and watch as he flies back without you appearing to have moved.
No. 227436 ID: c71597

Time freeze. Then steal his pants and underpants. Throw them over a power line. Lets see how he deals with it.
No. 227488 ID: db60d0

This sounds like the only realistic one also WAY fun.
No. 227496 ID: 40cb26

Do as he says and get dressed. In all his clothes. Stop time and strip him naked except for his underwear, which will be on his head. Take your skirt and tear it into strips and use them to hogtie him. Then it's time to IMPERSONATE A POLICE OFFICER.
No. 228024 ID: cf68aa
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>Stop Time.
>Strip him naked.

While Mallo has no interest in seeing his MINUSCULE PENIS again stripping him down would be funny as hell.
Mallo uses all her energy to extend the Time Freeze and quickly takes off the cops clothes.
No. 228025 ID: cf68aa
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>Wear clothing
>Put his underwear on his head and hogtie him with skirt.

God you guys are more devilish then Mallo! She fucking loves her new headvoices!
Mallo wears the cops clothes as her own and ties the poor fucker up. She whistles a tune as she walks away
No. 228026 ID: cf68aa
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"damn it... One day I'll get you back.... One day..."
No. 228027 ID: cf68aa
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Mallo has caused enough CHAOS for the day, she needs a break!

She goes back to her shitty little apartment. It's not much but it's... Well, not much.
No. 228028 ID: 97cb33

i guess just chill and see if anything good is on TV. and don't worry, pretty sure we all agreed that next upgrade would be to extend the time minithulu stays summoned.
No. 228029 ID: 476456

crash on that couch
No. 228050 ID: c71597

Crash on couch with some ice cream. Watch TV to see if you hit the news or anything else cool happened. Or if there is some place in need of the tender touch of Mallo.
No. 228116 ID: a594b9

Summon yer tentacled boytoy for some cuddles in front of the tv.
No. 228122 ID: e3f578

What happened to your many children? Did you or Minithulhu eat them all?

Let's read one of your old RUDY MANN comic books that inspired you to be what you are today
No. 228125 ID: 644ca1

Or watch the RUDY MANN movie if you have it.
No. 228131 ID: e40e60

No. 229490 ID: cf68aa
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>Chill on couch

>Summon Minithullu for cuddles
Fucking done! This is just what she needs after a hard day. Seems Minithullu can stay just a bit longer if all he's doing is chillin.

Maybe later.

>Watch the News

Hell yeah, let's see if anyone's reporting Mallo's latest deeds.
No. 229491 ID: cf68aa
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"Chaos in Smile Town!"

Fuck yeah! Mallo hopes they caught some good footage of her owning that punkass cop!

[i]"Earlier today Smile Town was destroyed by local chaos user...."
No. 229492 ID: cf68aa
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"The mysterious Scarlet X!"

The fuck!?
No. 229493 ID: cf68aa
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That better not be some chick trying to take Mallo's credit! Mallo is fucking FURIOUS now!

She's not gonna stand for this!
No. 229494 ID: 97cb33

SON OF A BITCH! she is so going dow-

wait, how the fuck are we gonna find her?!
No. 229507 ID: 701a19

No, you're going to leanback for this.
Remember how getting attention gets you back in that fucking maze? Let this asssack take all the blame and they'll end up in that maze and die horribly.
Meanwhile, become the mayor and order the police to beat the shit out of Scarlet X. Maybe they'll all kill each other a few dozen times - should be fun.
No. 229509 ID: a594b9

No. 229514 ID: 644ca1

Agreed, let this Scarlet X live... for now. We need to rest and get back energy for our visit to the mayor tomorrow.
No. 229784 ID: cf68aa
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........ Yeah. Mallo's too tired now.
She'll kill that bitch tomorrow.

For now Mallo cuddles with Minithullu and goes to sleep..
No. 229790 ID: e31d52

!!! A heart! Grab it!
No. 230071 ID: 9237a5

Let Scarlet X take the social credit for now. It may end up giving you extra time before the mysterious four-eyes try and track you down. Sooner or later you'll be doing stuff that nobody would Dare take credit for.
No. 230095 ID: 4531bc

Good plan, but I've got something better!
Start a massive flame war about the credit. Drama is the best chaos!
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