WE DESIRE MARSHMALLOWS!

Garnith!!R1LwAuMQIu 2010/08/17(Tue)03:10 No. 219050 ID: 2222da
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You get out of bed, ignoring the mystery of the red drink, and head downstairs. You search the cupboards for marshmellows, but find none! Damnit!

Current chocolate level: 96%
Temperature: Too Hot
Contained: Hot Chocolate, two timtams
Inventory: Long Coffee Spoon

AH FUCK IT COME BLOW ON US AND SIP A BIT

I'M SURE THE RED STUFF ISN'T BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTS OR ANYTHING

Garnith!!R1LwAuMQIu 2010/08/17(Tue)03:30 No. 219057 ID: 2222da
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You blow on the Hot Chocolate, and take a cautious sip. It tastes slightly different, though you cannot place how...Returning to your room, you look out the windo- What the hell? Since when is it night time? And raining?

Current chocolate level: 90%
Temperature: Cool
Contained: Hot Chocolate, two timtams
Inventory: Long Coffee Spoon, Laptop

Tis a time travelling chocolate! So good that it transceed time itself!

Praise the omisiah!

Garnith!!R1LwAuMQIu 2010/08/17(Tue)07:08 No. 219076 ID: 2222da
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GOOD GOD, You're right! My dedication to DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE has attained such heights that the Gods of Chocolate must have granted me POWER OVER THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUM!

That, or someone slipped roofies into the mug.

I must solve this mystery! Perhaps there are clues around the house? Maybe I could look something up online? Or I could check my bookshelves...?

Current chocolate level: 90%
Temperature: Cool
Contained: Hot Chocolate, two timtams
Inventory: Long Coffee Spoon

>>219076
Go look at some porn for answers.
Pornography secretly contains all the answers of the universe, hidden beneath a veil of sexual activities.

That or you can just google something.

Garnith!!R1LwAuMQIu 2010/08/17(Tue)07:30 No. 219079 ID: 2222da
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You decide to do both, and google porn! There are lots of links here. What do you click?

Current chocolate level: 90%
Temperature: Cool
Contained: Hot Chocolate, two timtams
Inventory: Long Coffee Spoon

>>219079
Click on Pornhub.
Also, keep in mind that if you put all the first letters of the links together, it spells out 'FRFFFFF'. That might be very important later on.

Garnith!!R1LwAuMQIu 2010/08/17(Tue)07:44 No. 219085 ID: 2222da
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You look at the list, taking note of the "FRFFFF" sequence of the first page of links before clicking on the first link.

You have not visited this site before, but it looks pretty much like every other porn site you've ever been on. There is little here to appeal to your assortment of weird fetishes. You are unsure what to do now. You are also getting thirsty; the now cold chocolate is looking very tempting...

>>219085
Try to type in FRFFFFF in the search bar. See if you get some results, then take a sip of hot chocolate.

Garnith!!R1LwAuMQIu 2010/08/17(Tue)08:00 No. 219087 ID: 2222da
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Hmm... It appears that FFFFFF is a hex code for a certain colour. After a short bit of investigation, you find this to be white. There are very few white things in your house, it would not take long to search for something white.

Checking the links for FRFFFFF, you can see a video on myspace, an online game, a photo gallery, something about genealogy, and various other things. Should you click a link, and if so, which? Or go looking around the house? Or do something else?

>>219087
Check the myspace video, it might contain important clues!
Afterwards, search the house for white stuff.

Garnith!!R1LwAuMQIu 2010/08/17(Tue)08:15 No. 219090 ID: 2222da
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You check the video out. It doesn't appear very interesting, just some guy in a white tank top dancing around while people talk in Spanish.

Shoddy cameramanship, too.

You absentmindedly take a sip from your mug, and decide to get up and wander around the house.

After a while you have found only a few white items: The two fridges, two candles in their holders, some sheet music, the couch, and various bits and bobs like cupboards and appliances.

Oh, and pretty much the entirety of your bowls and plates.

Hm.


Current chocolate level: 85%
Temperature: Cool
Contained: Hot Chocolate, two timtams
Inventory: Long Coffee Spoon

>>219090
>White tank top
>white

It's a sign! You must either acquire a white tank top, or make one.

or.. what if you must find the man in white?

>>219092
That makes sense to... doubly so if he is dancing.

Garnith!!R1LwAuMQIu 2010/08/17(Tue)08:33 No. 219094 ID: 2222da
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YES! Clearly the tanktop is the answer! You run up to your closet, and dig around until you find a white shirt.

Hmm. Well, you could cut off the sleeves, but that would ruin a perfectly good shirt.

You shrug, and head downstairs to get scissors, slipping the top on as you decend down the sta-

Rich, deep brown surrounds you. The air is thick with the flavours of cocoa and sugar, your limbs flailing in slow motion as you tumble through this moist space, thrown by your sudden transition to this realm. The edge of the doorframe is rising to meet your head, but the richness about you tugs at you, slowing your fall, giving you time to act.

What do you do?

Use richness to dodge the doorframe

>>219094
Right yourself in mid-air and meet the door frame with your legs instead.

Garnith!!R1LwAuMQIu 2010/08/17(Tue)08:56 No. 219098 ID: 2222da
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You attempt to call to the richness around you, hoping to use it, kind like the force!

Unfortunetely, this appears to not be the case. You hit the doorframe, and the world of richness slowly fades, as you fall into a dark and sugar-free abyss...

[End]
[13% Completion]
[2/39 Timtams found]
[2/7 ChocoPowers Revealed]
[1/A WHOLE LOT Items found]
[Bad End]

quickload back to start of doorframe thing.

We obviously need to burn some incense to the omissiah before drinking chocolate next time.