>>22533
that an i kinda like the old mystery movies on bbc..

>>22531

D'oh, how can I stay mad at that face?

>>22525

Seriously, lady. You named your kid a number? Not even the right number?

>>22525
Lets check BBC maybe torchwood or doctor who is on.

Hey, have you ever seen "Say It Isn't So"?
How about "Closer Than the Boy Next Door"?

Tell me, Matron of the house.

Now that your husband's no longer of interest, I guess you could say that Fiftyeight is the number one man in your life?
Am I correct?

>>22525
.... What are you wearing under that robe misssss? *gulp* It isss intriguing the way you humanss live.

>>22541

I agree. I think a woman of your refined tastes would enjoy them.

>>22525
How 'bout some John Carpenter? Not Halloween though, that shit was boring. They Live! is exceptional though.

Hm.. romance movie? I doubt you're the sort to keep 'stuff' the kids might find.

You wanna know a great old movie?

Duck Soup.

>>22527
Could you have put it more succinctly how pathetic the average tger's life is?

Janet!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)23:21 No. 22549 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh, a romantic comedy sounds nice. Looks like There's Something About Marie will be running again tonight. I don't really have the mind for those complicated movies. I prefer books if I need to think.
I'll watch some Weakest Link while waiting for it to start.

Oh, are you silly? Fiddy has been the number one boy in my life since he was born. He might be a little down right now, but I am sure he will grow up to be a splendid man.
And don't worry about his name too much. It might be a little weird first, but everyone always gets used to it quickly.

>>22549
Like how you got used to an apparently mystic trinket?

So um... hows work? Any prospective boyfriends? Any problems thatneed being delt with at all?

>>22549
Ah, thiss misss iss quite pretty. And thiss one wass wondering if you could give uss a kisss?

>>22549

Could...could you take your glasses off? Just for a moment? I'd like to see your beautiful eyes better.

>>22549
Must say for someone at the age of 46 you certianly know how to keep up your appearance.

Let's watch one of the "adult" movies since the kdis are occupied. When was the last time we had the place to ourselves anyway?

>>22549
You know, I've been thinking - Fiddy and Janine are becoming pretty good friends, and Fiddy needs a change of pace. You mentioned a camping trip earlier, and it'd be a good chance to give Fiddy some responsibility. Why not have him and Janine go camping? It'd be fun, and they can visit Sunshine Fields again - after all, didn't they love being there the first time?

Do you know why he's been so down lately? Is there anything that still cheers him up? We'd like to help, really.

>>22557
Yes. This.
Advancement in the plot, for christ sake.

You know... for your number one boy we havnt really seen you show it. Next time its convenient, give the boy a big hug. He's been trying really hard to come out of his shell lately. You should be proud.

>>22559
Plot advancement? Fuck that. This is TV watchan time with Janet. Grab your popcorn, sit down, shut up, and enjoy the movie like a good voice in the orb.

>>22557

Why not invite Liza along as well? Y'know, so they'd have someone to make sure they don't get into too much trouble.

>>22564
Sounds like a good idea.

A chance for the new family unit to get to know each other a bit better.

Build some trust and family bonds!

Give us back to Janine after you're done with TV.

Would you care to know what we're helping your son with?

He claims his life was boring. So... we're trying to make his life more interesting.

Any suggestions? It's proving to be quite a challenge.

>>22549
Janet... you know your son harbors ill feelings toward Marcus, correct?

Not that he would act upon them with violence, but it is quite obvious even to outside observers such as we voices that he does not like the man.

On the other hand, he seems to get along with that Liza girl quite well.

Relaaaaax, spread your legs a little.

Janet!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)00:00 No. 22570 ID: fb5d8e
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Well, I really can't blame the boy for harboring such feelings. It must have felt like Marcus simply abandoned them. Knowing Fiddy I think he's most of all angry for Marcus leaving while Janine is still so young, rather than thinking about his own relationship with his father.
He always cares so much for his little sister.

Liza, hm? Janny certainly likes the girl. I believe Fiddy isn't that interested in his stepfamily, but perhaps it would be good for him to be. Janny would be happy too.
Hmm.. Yes, I think a camping trip is a great idea. Liza can be the supervising adult while it will still feel like they are just the young ones together.

I should call Marcus about this first thing in the morning.

>>22569
Thatsss jusst vulgar! Assking the pretty one to do sssuch a thing!

>>22570

Excellent. The game is afoot.

>>22570
Yes, I'm sure that Liza will take good care of Fiddy.

>>22570
It sounds like you have a great plan on your hands.

Incidentally, Janet... Do heart health issues run in your or Marcus's family? If so, you might wish to make sure neither of your children are in danger of such complications.

>>22570
Oh the pretty one iss ssso wisse, with her beautiful eyesssss.

Janet

Janet do you think that it is bad for a woman to give another woman kisses

Or do you agree that it is okay

>>22569
Do not want

>>22570

Dandy. :3

Judging by the way you talk about Marcus, I take it you have no ill will towards him yourself?

>>22572
No, the game is a game. That you just lost. The Foot is a ninja clan foiled by mutant turtles.

>>22569
I apologies for our vulgar compatriat you have to understand it gets lonely when your nothing but a trincket trapped from the physical world and some of us cannot control ourselves.

Curses! Cockblocked again!

>>22581
Play double pong.
Use Janet's ovaries as the balls.

I like how Janet, a grown woman who has presumably never had a chorus of voices in her head and should be old enough to be freaked the fuck out about it, is completely blase about the orb.

IS FUNNY TO ME.

Also Janet <3

>>22634
Well she obviously experimented in her youth. I mean, who would name their kid Fiftyeight otherwise?
Although it could reasonably be a side effect of the orb itself.

>>21753
I love you Reaver.

>>22634
It could be that anyone who comes into contact with the orb has their mind calmed about the existence of such an object.

I mean, if the orb can put thoughts in someone's head or even subtly influence their opinions, it isn't much of a stretch to imagine that.

>>22634
>>22645
>>22655
So like, do you guys want Reaver to turn off the ORB's SEP field or what?
(+ points if you understand reference
[points are imaginary and cannot be redeemed for anything])

>>22700
I don't know, I think it could be fun to do that.

Or barring that, at least treat it more like an actual, explorable device, complete with it's own rules and history.

>>22709
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Intelligent_Items

And how!

>>22700
>>22709

I think you guys are missing the point really damn hard. The Orb is not the point in the least - it's used as a) a storytelling instrument to justify how our suggestions reach different people at different times, and b) a homage to other /quest/ threads and creators that have used the exact same device. Don't get so wrapped up in the Orb - it is not the point of this particular story.