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UPDATE QUEST OP 2010/08/10(Tue)19:21 No. 217193 ID: bf1e7e

There was a bet made as to whether or not this will work.

The rules:

1- There are no Suggestions in Update Quest.
2- Anyone can update Update Quest. To do so they must simultaneously post a suggestion (Ideally in a command line format) and an image (description optional, but often appreciated) showing the results of that suggestion. Everyone is the author.
3- No simple negations of previous updates. Everything is canon.
4- Art Quality is not important. Any characters introduced should have some obviously recognizable feature that can be reasonably reproduced by anyone attempting to update update quest. Anyone updating Update Quest should feel free to draw to the best of their ability, or even simply to draw passably.
5- Don't just create characters and start E-RPing or anything like that. No original do not steal freeform one-upmanship either.
6- In the spirit of good questmanship, try to avoid just trolling this into the ground. This is a risky endeavor, and it'd be nice to see it work out (whether or not this is likely is the subject of said bet).
7- If you have an idea for something, update! Non-contradictory updates can be held alongside one another, and either can be built upon, brought back together, or run parallel. In the event that multiple segments are running concurrently, put something in your subject line and refer back to the post you are updating from (which is good form in the first place). We don't want this to just end up with one or two people updating, that defeats the purpose.

An example post will follow, and try to kick this off.

Rule Addendum: Updates should be Numbered in the format UQxxx. Any textual description can follow as desired, so long as the initial tag is there. This rule was not present at the start of the quest, so some of the updates are not numbered; there will be no punitive action taken concerning these posts.

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>>	5f0943.jpg Chanting Mountain 5f0943 Suggestion 2010/08/12(Thu)13:32 No. 217763 ID: 5f0943 File 128164514973.png - (82.29KB , 900x665 , THREDUNDEAD.png ) >>217751

>>	cf68aa.jpg Yellow Ginger Glory cf68aa Suggestion 2010/08/12(Thu)13:40 No. 217766 ID: cf68aa File 128164565393.png - (14.85KB , 500x500 , updates.png ) >Walk along the walls to avoid complicated puzzle. Done

>>	e31d52.jpg Evening Dancer e31d52 How do I shot Trip!H508X.HbJ6 2010/08/12(Thu)13:43 No. 217769 ID: e31d52 File 128164581698.png - (15.83KB , 500x500 , PDU.png ) >>217766

>>	5f0943.jpg Chanting Mountain 5f0943 Suggestion 2010/08/12(Thu)13:54 No. 217777 ID: 5f0943 File 128164646376.png - (14.81KB , 200x200 , Oh crap.png ) >>217769

Suggestion 2010/08/12(Thu)14:51 No. 217807 ID: 932552
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>>217777
> Those doors don't have locks on them.
> Run like your ass is on fire.

MAN. THIS BETTER NOT BE LIKE A CAVE FILLED WITH ENDLESS TRAPS AND BULLSHIT.

>>	932552.jpg Dark Evening Sea 932552 Suggestion 2010/08/12(Thu)14:52 No. 217808 ID: 932552 File 128164994665.png - (84.24KB , 600x400 , airshoop.png ) >>217807 Oh. > Wait that doesn't make any sense. We fell for like three hours god damn It's a REALLY BIG AIRSHIP okay.

Suggestion 2010/08/12(Thu)16:22 No. 217834 ID: 1dc978
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>>217808
>>Enter the door on the Right; turn on "color mode" temporarily.

HOLY SHIT, ITS A FANCY RESTAURANT!
It also appears to be completely empty.

>>	d65652.jpg Grey Evening Bubbles d65652 Suggestion 2010/08/12(Thu)17:09 No. 217851 ID: d65652 File 12816581659.jpg - (152.69KB , 1000x700 , WooO!.jpg ) >get drunk and party! WOOOOOOO!!

Suggestion 2010/08/12(Thu)17:31 No. 217857 ID: 72528c
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Suddenly a familiar voice comes can be heard, probably from some speaker hidden in the room.

"Well, G, I can see that you're having a good time while wrecking my airship and abusing my hospitality. You've been a naughty girl, and naughty girls get punished!".

A new voice speaks, with a robotic tone:

"SEALING EXITS. EXITS SEALED. RELEASING NEUROTOXINS IN.... 10 MINUTES. HAVE A NICE DAY!"

Suggestion 2010/08/12(Thu)17:33 No. 217858 ID: d65652
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>>217851
Ugh, you wake up with a terrible headache... but the alcohol must have shaken a memory loose or something. You remember R had a tattoo of a flour di li on its butt.

The intercom crackles to life... ugh, it's loud and annoying.

"YOU ARE IN A RESTRICTED AREA, G. This is not part of the testing environment. You need to return to the testing environment, for your own safety."

The voice doesn't sound quite as confident as it did in the other room.

Suggestion 2010/08/12(Thu)18:03 No. 217863 ID: bf1e7e
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>>217858

>G - Take stock of your surroundings

You appear to be in one of the staging areas for the stage in the restaurant. You feel incredibly sick, and you don't know if it's from the toxin or the liquor. It's probably a combination of both.

A muffled voice comes out of the pipe to your left.

Uh ... hey! I know that hangover! Is that you, G? How'd you get down here?

Suggestion 2010/08/12(Thu)21:40 No. 217910 ID: 1dc978
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>> G: Realize something important.

If you're in the staging area of the stage and the stage is apart of the fancy restaurant.. There has to be a kitchen in the restaurant, probably with a fridge full of slippery butter or olive oil! You could probably use it to free your friend and get out of the room filling up with neruotoxins!

G commands to Slutpunny to go to the kitchen and get something slippery.

Suggestion 2010/08/12(Thu)22:40 No. 217931 ID: bf1e7e
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>>217910

>S - Seek lubrication in the kitchen

Unfortunately, all of the exits were already sealed!

Besides, it's already been like 20 minutes.

>G - Ask what R is doing

Well, uhhh, see I was trying to get back down out of the pipes since I couldn't get out that way, but ... uhhhh .... I think that I gained too much weight from eating that imp cat.

>>	72528c.jpg Coconut Wish 72528c Suggestion 2010/08/13(Fri)00:57 No. 217955 ID: 72528c File 128168622638.png - (194.52KB , 900x900 , uq87.png ) > Press one of the buttons in the Intercom. Someone speaks through it. "Yo, yo, yo, what's the password?"

Suggestion 2010/08/13(Fri)11:34 No. 218052 ID: a6008c
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>Say nothing for 3 minutes
"Yo, you there or what?"

You begin to wonder if these neurotoxins are an idle threat. It has been almost half an hour since this room has supposedly been flooded with them.

>>	f202ec.jpg Jingling Posh f202ec Suggestion 2010/08/13(Fri)15:21 No. 218142 ID: f202ec File 128173810010.png - (69.94KB , 512x512 , u89.png ) >"No. No one is here. Everyone left. So you should probably unseal the exits. ...yo." There is a moment of silence from the other side of the intercom.

>>	bf1e7e.jpg Love Drifter bf1e7e Suggestion 2010/08/19(Thu)18:55 No. 219906 ID: bf1e7e File 128226934943.png - (18.47KB , 768x768 , UQ090.png ) >>218142 ICom: Yo G, you know I can't do that. But check it, I think I can still help you out, yo. For old times' sake.

Suggestion 2010/08/20(Fri)04:57 No. 220101 ID: 1e291b
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>>219906
Suddenly, the non-script picture of nothing in particular that was next to the intercom moves to the side. It reveals a small, circular safe of sorts, albeit there's no visible dial, keyhole or punch pad that suggests its locked or could be locked. Just a door handle. Dare you open it?

>>	446ab5.jpg Prince Glow Dreamer 446ab5 Suggestion 2010/08/20(Fri)07:05 No. 220111 ID: 446ab5 File 128231315148.png - (101.48KB , 900x900 , uq92.png ) >Open the fuck out of that safe. It reveals its contents: What it looks like a dynamite stick, a small bottle with a cryptic label and a key.

>>	932552.jpg Dark Evening Sea 932552 Suggestion 2010/08/20(Fri)08:46 No. 220126 ID: 932552 File 128231920582.png - (20.93KB , 300x235 , UQ093.png ) >>220111 > Light the dynamite. Now what?

>>	d560d6.jpg Lilac High Milk d560d6 Suggestion 2010/08/20(Fri)09:03 No. 220130 ID: d560d6 File 128232020380.gif - (17.12KB , 640x480 , UQ094.gif ) >>220126 >Shut that damn rabbit up G loses THREE KARMA POINTS.

>>	b0020f.jpg Dream Circles b0020f Suggestion 2010/08/20(Fri)09:15 No. 220140 ID: b0020f File 128232093929.png - (123.95KB , 640x480 , UQ095.png ) >DO SOMETHING oops too late

>>	d560d6.jpg Lilac High Milk d560d6 Suggestion 2010/08/20(Fri)09:38 No. 220149 ID: d560d6 File 128232233026.gif - (12.69KB , 640x480 , UQ096.gif ) >>220140 >con't What the fuck was THAT? G? G?! Are you OK? G?

>>	4531bc.jpg Shining Mystery Blossom 4531bc Suggestion 2010/08/20(Fri)10:01 No. 220153 ID: 4531bc File 128232367026.png - (17.47KB , 768x768 , UQ097.png ) >G - "Me? Hurt?"

Seven01a19!!EyA2IwLwVl 2010/08/20(Fri)10:01 No. 220154 ID: 701a19
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>>220140
The mangled body of your companion manages to 'speak', which is impressive considering the lack of a jaw.

>Once again I wish it were possible for death to claim me.
>I'll be fine eventually, but you need help.
>What the fuck, seriously?

Suggestion 2010/08/20(Fri)10:08 No. 220156 ID: 932552
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>>220149
> Ignore Talking AssPipe. Examine remaining items.
Man, there's not much to talk about. The bottle is a bottle with the letters 'X Z' on it. There's some weird liquid inside.
The key has an eye on it. You're pretty sure it's looking at you.

>>	4531bc.jpg Shining Mystery Blossom 4531bc Suggestion 2010/08/20(Fri)10:13 No. 220157 ID: 4531bc File 128232438698.png - (12.46KB , 768x768 , UQ098.png ) 098 was posted while I was drawing this. whether she's talking to the bunny or the key, you decide! >G - "uuhhhh

>>	4531bc.jpg Shining Mystery Blossom 4531bc Suggestion 2010/08/20(Fri)10:13 No. 220158 ID: 4531bc File 128232441595.png - (12.73KB , 768x768 , UQ099.png ) (cont.) >G- "You ugly."

Seven01a19!!EyA2IwLwVl 2010/08/20(Fri)10:22 No. 220161 ID: 701a19
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>>220158
>No fucking shit, G.
>Go find something to tie me to your back, and get a bag to cover me or something. I'd like to have some dignity.

>>	d560d6.jpg Lilac High Milk d560d6 Suggestion 2010/08/20(Fri)10:23 No. 220163 ID: d560d6 File 128232503110.gif - (16.44KB , 640x480 , UQ101.gif ) >Pour mysterious liquid on S It generates an awful lot of obscuring smoke. And screaming.

Seven01a19!!EyA2IwLwVl 2010/08/20(Fri)10:29 No. 220166 ID: 701a19
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>>220163
>AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
>...
>G! STOP DOING THINGS! YOU ARE NOT- Oh, hey, my jaw is back.

Magic healing must be a lot more painful than being horribly maimed.

>>	4531bc.jpg Shining Mystery Blossom 4531bc Suggestion 2010/08/20(Fri)10:39 No. 220170 ID: 4531bc File 128232595831.png - (237.40KB , 768x768 , uq103.png ) >I feel... odd... >What do I look like, G? G - What have you done!?

>>	21cc58.jpg Magic Sugar 21cc58 Suggestion 2010/08/20(Fri)10:44 No. 220172 ID: 21cc58 File 128232628255.png - (171.13KB , 900x900 , uq104.png ) >G - I've seen a DO NOT PUSH button like 20 updates ago it's still unpushed. >G- Ignore everything else and PUSH THAT BUTTON.

Suggestion 2010/08/20(Fri)11:09 No. 220183 ID: 932552
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>>220172
"Oh god, G! There's all this endless water filling up the pipe! But don't worry, I think I can stop it if I glarblglbrlrllbbbb-"

Assbutt has died.

Also the room is very slowly filling up with water from a hole in his butt.

Also Slutpunny is apparently a goobunny now. We're sure that's totally logical and not at all related to some sexual fetish.

>>	932552.jpg Dark Evening Sea 932552 Suggestion 2010/08/20(Fri)11:10 No. 220184 ID: 932552 File 128232785315.png - (10.64KB , 222x218 , UQ106.png ) >>220183 > This is pretty stupid, just use the key on something. NO, G. YOU ARE THE WORST QUEST PROTAGONIST EVER. Anyway the leak has stopped.

>>	932552.jpg Dark Evening Sea 932552 Suggestion 2010/08/20(Fri)11:11 No. 220185 ID: 932552 File 128232789070.png - (25.88KB , 400x400 , UQ107_VICTOLY.png ) >>220184 > Congratulate self on using ALL THREE ITEMS SUCCESSFULLY. LOL OKAY.

>>	e31d52.jpg Evening Dancer e31d52 How do I shot Trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2010/08/20(Fri)11:14 No. 220186 ID: e31d52 File 128232805727.png - (10.27KB , 640x480 , uqZ-001.png ) >Button: Wake up BOUNTY HUNTER Z >Be the other guy.

>>	f906a7.jpg Sun Butterfly f906a7 Suggestion 2010/08/20(Fri)14:11 No. 220238 ID: f906a7 File 128233869358.png - (110.69KB , 900x900 , uq109.png ) >G - Retrieve KEY from R's BUTT Ew >G - Open LOCKED CABINET with MOST DISGUSTING KEY IN THE WORLD.

>>	010554.jpg Lady Cherry Basket 010554 starburst98!9kbJjvwmwE 2010/08/20(Fri)14:19 No. 220239 ID: 010554 File 128233916315.png - (22.31KB , 900x700 , UQ110.png ) WHOOPS! your karma caught up to you, the trap in the cabinet went off.

>>	dad664.jpg Untamed Gale Belle dad664 Θ][Σ 2010/08/20(Fri)14:33 No. 220241 ID: dad664 File 128233999652.png - (14.46KB , 800x600 , WhatBomb.png ) Luckily you had already retrieved your DISCOUNT BOUNTY HUNTER GEAR from the cabinet before it spontaneously exploded.

>>	a594b9.jpg Morning Desire a594b9 Suggestion 2010/08/20(Fri)15:07 No. 220246 ID: a594b9 File 128234202197.png - (9.55KB , 900x900 , UQ_112.png ) >G: investigate open cabinet. There is a hole here.

Suggestion 2010/08/20(Fri)16:46 No. 220291 ID: d560d6
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>>220246
>Crawl through

It's a tight fit, but you manage to squeeze through an increasingly rough and scorched passage until you emerge into the bright light of another room.

There is a man standing about posing with his gun here.

>>	231806.jpg Scarlet Drops 231806 Suggestion 2010/08/21(Sat)10:45 No. 220485 ID: 231806 File 12824127253.png - (209.21KB , 900x900 , uq114.png ) >Z - Receive URGENT BOUNTY CONTRACT.

>>	701a19.jpg Spice Candy 701a19 Seven01a19!!EyA2IwLwVl 2010/08/21(Sat)11:59 No. 220506 ID: 701a19 File 128241718258.gif - (5.29KB , 309x448 , UQ115.gif ) >>220485 Oh, hey, those bounties is almost enough to get a milkshake at the local Fuel&Fly. It's like they're mocking you.

>>	a6008c.jpg Coconut Drifter a6008c LeVerne!94Ud9yTfxQ 2010/08/21(Sat)12:57 No. 220538 ID: a6008c File 128242063041.png - (123.47KB , 700x500 , UQ116.png ) >>220291 >G say hi to Z "Hello my name is G and this is S and it is so nice to mee-"

LeVerne!94Ud9yTfxQ 2010/08/21(Sat)12:57 No. 220539 ID: a6008c
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>Z shoot at crazy intruder who startled you
"GAH! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE!?"

Z does not like being spied on. Thankfully, Z is kind of a bad shot.

"Oh hey, you guys are wanted. Not worth much, though. Just a milkshake or two at the burger place. Or twenty, if I bring you in alive. Sup?"

TheH.Bros 2010/08/22(Sun)21:53 No. 221320 ID: b89b83
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Cutscene: Start!
The MYSTERIOUS FIGURE WITH THE URBAN ACCENT sat quietly at the monitor. He's rather upset about the current situation. "Aw, hell naw! R's dead, S is... something else entirely, I's still dumb as hell and Thred's a fuckin' zombie! If this... Gawd damn. If something doesn't happen.. we'll be stuck on this damn airship forever.."

Of course, the MYSTERIOUS FIGURE WITH THE URBAN ACCENT can't do much of anything else so he switches the monitor back to "Metal Gear Solid 2" and plays the fuck out of it.
Cutscene: End. Return to gameplay!

CHAPTER END CUTSCENE Suggestion 2010/08/23(Mon)20:54 No. 221592 ID: bf1e7e
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>Z - Apprehend

Z wasn't going to bother with this bounty at first, but given that the mark decided to fall into Z's lap there's little reason not to take it!

>>	bf1e7e.jpg Love Drifter bf1e7e CHAPTER END CUTSCENE Suggestion 2010/08/23(Mon)20:56 No. 221594 ID: bf1e7e File 128262217554.png - (17.80KB , 768x768 , UQ120.png ) >>221592 >S - Help! S provides assistance in the best way she can. Karma's a bitch, G.

>>	bf1e7e.jpg Love Drifter bf1e7e CHAPTER END Suggestion 2010/08/23(Mon)20:57 No. 221595 ID: bf1e7e File 128262227177.png - (14.83KB , 768x768 , UQ121.png ) >>221594 >Welcome back, G. You're lucky we found you before you hurt yourself. >Have a pleasant nap. >End Chapter 1

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