Find a risbee to throw.
Eat the sun.
Shoot lasers out of your nose!
Build a sand castle!
Go inside.
Go inside, go upstairs, open the second story window.
Kick that ball.
You are not even trying. Throw ball at frisbee.
>>215565 Use ball to get the frisbee down.
Start up that propeller on your head and use it to fly up to the roof.
Climb up the water drain to get to it.
>>215578 Explain to angry adult that you were only trying to retrieve your frisbee and if they would help you then you would be super happy.
The roof of the house looks flat. Maybe there's a hatch roof access?
Try the hatch roof access.
>>215591 Just climb up faggot. When I was a kid I climbed all kind of shit.
>>215591 Ok, you have a point. Go and whine at your mom for a ladder.
>>215636 Keep going you little shit. I wrestled alligators at your age.
>>215636 You should go back down, this is far to dangerous for you!
Don't loosen your legs like that, it's more dangerous, try to keep a firm grip with your feet, knees, hands, and forearms when you can as you climb.
>>215636 Don't worry! Drain pipes are solidly built, sturdy structures completely capable of bearing the weight of a human being!
Go get a ladder.
>>215869 Say hi to the hornets! They're nature's puppy dogs! :3c
Oh god go back down don't get anywhere near that what are you crazy why did you climb up in the first place
If you don't mess with the bugs they won't do anything. Just stay calm and keep climbing.
>>215983 For god's sake don't panic, if you panic, you may fall down, if it stings you and you react with flailing, you fall down. Just don't do anything until it goes away.
Keep still and let it go away on its own terms, and keep a firm hold.
>>216140 Scurry up and get a better hold!
>>216140 Just relax yourself and you will land on all four. you're a cat, right?
Climb down as fast as you can.
Lean and push forward with your upper body enough to lean the piping back towards the wall. Loosen your legs and slide your feet down lower on the focal point of the bending pipe. While pushing forward with your arms and shoulders, raise and extend your arms and hands to get a grip towards the wall, and the upper piping. This should allow you to finish the climb and keep yourself from falling.
>>216789 Oh, what a surprise. You fell off. You also seem to be bleeding. Better run inside and get your parents to look at that.
Climb out the upper storey window.
wut?
Flip the fuck out, it's some kinda horrible big headed monster.
get him to sign your headwound
>>216807 Calm the fuck down. It was just a nightmare. Check out the famous dude next to you. SOOOO COOOL right?
That grotesque giant head is gonna detach from it's frail host and eat you. Run away as long you're still able to.
Get him to help you get your frisbee!
nb4 Big Head Jordan winds up dead trying to get the frisbee. You just sent him to his death, kid.
>>216827 KNOCK IT DOWN WITH THE BASKETBALL THERE'S NO WAY THIS WILL LEAD TO IT GETTING STUCK ON THE ROOF AS WELL
CHAOS DUNK
>>216833 This
>>216844 GOOD END
>>216844 GET THAT FRISBEE TO THAT YOUNG BOY AT ONCE MISTER JORDAN.
>>216849 <3
wat
i cried, this is the most beautiful of quests.
I cried, I hope the kid was okay in the end.
And now begins Kid's long period of painful rehabilitation.
Tasty like an oatmeal cookie.