Hmmmm...

You should gain some battle ability like everyone above said. Both Karl and your family lack any means to defend themselves should your creators want to seize you back.

>>214789
Shock and awe, baby.

oh and karl, should probably grab a DS or something for her to play, and maybe ask J to let her on the computer.

oh, last thing, should also get I-Robot. shows the robot with emotions as the hero and viki, the slave to logic, as the villain. should strike a chord with them.

>>214784
>>214786
>>214789
Err... maybe something a bit more moderate? A hidden blade in one arm, a hidden gun in the other, and maybe a small set of low yield grenades or flares or something hidden in your legs or elsewhere. Any weaponry would be part of your body, so you could regenerate or replenish their ammo as needed. And of course everything will require activation before it'll work, no way we want accidental explosions because you took damage somehow. Only other thing I can think of is improving your regenerative abilities for a bit more control and options.

As for the way you look, I don't have any complaints about how it has been. If you want it to be a little different then go ahead. Modifications to make you feel a little more organic? Maybe be a little smaller than before, so Karl's arms will be all the bigger for you?

What say you Karl? I know you'll like her however she is, but it's ok to have a preference.

So... iPhone is busted. I'm gonna get another one today so no picture lol.

>>214782
>No questions really but woah, did you ask Zerlina to get a working womb? That's a little out there don't you think? I mean... Well, I told her about it anyway and she's thinking about it.

>>214784
>>214906
>>214790
>Uhm... I agree she should have 'something' to defend herself with but anti tank missles are a little overboard. Zerlina agrees with me and we decided she'll get two retractable blades in both of her arms. J was very happy with the chance to tinker with her body some more.

>>214798
>>214895
>Okay two things. No three.
>1. I got I-Robot for everyone to watch. J and Lina loved it but Io seemed completely absorbed in the movie. She went on and on like a excited kid about the Laws and how they were able to bend them and stuff and she kept insisting that that meant everything she'd done to get here was okay cause she was only bending the rules. J just nodded and they talked for a while.

>2.I got Zerlina a present, the DS. You can not imagine how cute it was to see her scoot over and open the present.
>Words do not do justice to how cute it was to see her face light up like that. She's been playing it almost nonstop since I gave it to her and she seems to be a lot happier.
>3. I got J to let her use the computer. She's got it hooked up so she can do updates with her mind now! Pretty cool but a little glitchy.
>So Lina's got her DS J and the others went out, I'm gonna step out for a bit too. I'll post more when I get back!

AUTO POST aSeries1A Zerlina 2010/08/06(Fri)01:54 No. 215901 ID: cf68aa
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TEstiTing tesTIng
PlEase Work

>>215900
Ah, right, I forgot, you have no knowledge of weaponry. I was describing a high-powered rifle that's capable of piercing through armored vehicles. No missiles, just bullets.

Yes, we want her to be able to manufacture babies and bullets and see nothing wrong with this combination.

>>215901
Ah, hellOHSHIT! Where are you, who is that, what's going on. Help is already on the way, but we need more information.

oh man oh man, this is why you don't have EVERYONE leave at the same time!. try playing dead.

>>215905
That's not going to work.
Keep silent and keep your head and limbs out of view, but DO NOT move when it's looking in this direction.

AUTO POST aSeries1A Zerlina 2010/08/06(Fri)02:40 No. 215909 ID: cf68aa
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I didn't think this would happen.. I don't know who this is..

they've gone upstairs..

>>215909
They're probably going after your body; where is that, upstairs?

or hopefully just scouting. and not doing anything.

Huh? Was that a <▪> sign on his coat?

AUTO POST aSeries1A Zerlina 2010/08/06(Fri)03:04 No. 215914 ID: cf68aa
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No my body is down here...

??? I think they're gone. I heard the person close the door behind themself

>>215914
Ok. I want you to go outside and hide away from the building, but where you can tell if the others are coming back and warn them.
This person might have left an explosive or harmful device inside, so you need to keep everybody away from it until we know it's safe.

yes, coming in and leaving without doing anything is very slim.

There could be more waiting outside. I'd say to wait a couple minutes and listen to make sure he left... then go upstairs and see if he did anything.

AUTO POST aSeries1A Zerlina 2010/08/07(Sat)21:57 No. 216264 ID: cf68aa
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I think she's gone now... I don't hear anythinAH SHE GOT ME!
She just pretended to close the door.

>"??? Who might you be?"

She doesn't seem to recognize me as 1A

>>216264
Pretend to be dumb and emotionless. If they think you're just some toy they'll leave you alone.

>>216264
"This is surveillance drone C7. Your presence has been reported and logged."

"logs identify you as 1F, last reported to still be working for the company, please leave or 1J will take extreme action"

aSeries1A Zerlina 2010/08/08(Sun)03:36 No. 216327 ID: cf68aa
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I am service drone 7C. Please leave before 1J takes extreme action.

"Hmm."

She put me on a shelf..

"I was hoping 1H and 1O were here. Ah well. Take care little service drone."

And she's gone, for real this time.

That was frightening. I never felt so helpless.

>>216327
Stay there for a few moments, then go outside and await the return of J and the others. They need to know 1F was here so J can check for explosives or other sabotage before anybody else goes inside.

>>216328
agree, need to stay on the look out.
and that was F, even with your real body you would be hard pressed to win.

J 2010/08/13(Fri)05:39 No. 217987 ID: cf68aa
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What's up Tgchan! It's J and I got some good news for everyone!

Lina is completely fixed and improved!
Now, first thing's first. I read the last bit and I saw that F had broken into my house. Clever thinking on you guy's part about the whole lying thing. I liked that.

Now, I've come to the conclusion that she was simply following a tracking device placed within Io and H. So after ripping them open I found the mini tracker and destroyed it.
We should be safe again. For now. I hope.

Anyway, about Lina's new body. It's got some new features she should try out when she gets a chance.

1. Her eyes are even better then before and have night vision! I 'tried' to make them shoot lasers but she didn't want that. They're very powerful now but she will be blinded more easily by a flashbang, not like anyone's gonna use that anyway.

2. She now has two blades in both of her arms that can come out on command. They're listed as being natural parts of her body and as such she isn't bothered by them at all. They're very strong and shouldn't be broken too easily.

3. So I got her that womb thingy. It's not working yet but I should have it up and running later. It can only create males though and during her pregnancy term she's gonna need to eat alot.
Well that's all for now, Lina is gonna post next so direct any questions to her. See you all on Aseries!

>>217987
So, Zerlina, how do you feel? Now that you're whole again and not explosive, what do you think is going to happen between you and Karl?

>>217989
Whatever they want.

Lina:
Does it hurt to have the blades come out?
Can Io train you in how to fight with those blades?

Wendy:
How are you feeling?
Is your body all fixed?

Another outing Suggestion 2010/08/14(Sat)10:44 No. 218297 ID: cf68aa
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Hello again. I apologize for any delays in posting. You can imagine how busy we have all been lately. My new body is fully functional now minus the womb which is still not working.

>>217989
I'm assuming you mean whether or not our relationship will progress any further. It is hard to say right now.
I'm uncertain if I want it to. What will change if it does? These questions bother me.

>>217990
I asked Io if she would be willing to teach me how to fight. We've been having sparring lessons everyday around noon. The blades do not hurt and come out easily. The skin is thing around their exit point however though I do not think this will be a problem.

So, yesterday I went onto a IRC network and I've decided to be a bit more aggressive in my relationship with Karl. After practicing with Io on what to say I approached Karl. Our conversation went like this

>"Karl, sweety."

He look surprised that I'd said that and almost dropped a cup he was holding.

"Y-yes?"

>"I was wondering, since you're off today, would you like to go on a date? I always enjoy them"

"Uhm, yeah. Yeah, sure. Let me get ready. Is there anywhere you want to go?"

>"It does not matter to me. I just want to spend time with you."

I could tell both of us were blushing.

"Okay. Just let me get ready"

And with that he left. I got dressed myself and made sure to carry extra money just in case anything happened. Karl came down. He looked very nice. As we were about to leave Io approached us and asked

"Hey, where are you guys going?"

I explained we were going out and she said she wanted to join and that she hasn't gone out in a while.
I could not refuse, she looked excited at the idea.

So instead of a date it is now Karl, Io and myself spending time together at a mall.
We took Io to an arcade and she ran inside to play with all the arcade games there.

Right now it is just Karl and I sitting on a bench. Neither of us have said a word and he has not mentioned what I said earlier. I do not know what to do.

>>218297
Right now? Put an arm around his back and rest your head on his shoulder. Wait awhile, then give him a kiss and ask if he would like to officially be your boyfriend.

>>218299
Aren't guys supposed to do that?
Maybe you could snuggle up to him and let him take the lead.

Your choice. Take the lead or wait for something to happen.

yeah, one f those would be best.

>>218304
No, Karl is a pansy when it comes to these things
AGGRESS!
take the initiative.
Try to stick to first base, kay? Karl is gonna have a heart attack round second. Third = stroke. fourth = spontaneous combustion.

>>218500
Well, he wouldn't explode, but he'd probbly get nervous and flee.

>>218500
I'd like to point out that this is a joke... in case you haven't figured out how to pick that up yet, Zerlina.

This is Going Downhill... Suggestion 2010/08/15(Sun)12:17 No. 218603 ID: cf68aa
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It seems Io took the camera and snuck a pic. I suppose I should explain what happened in it.

I took you guys advice and wrapped my arm around him. He seemed pleasantly surprised and did the same. We were able to cuddle and stay in this position for a while. Io continued running around within the arcade.
I looked at Karl and asked him what he thought of me.
He stammered and said he thought I was a nice person.

I decided to be aggressive. I leaned in closer and asked him again how he felt. He didn't reply but instead moved in as well.
I could feel both of our heart beats increase. He leaned in to kiss me.

Instead we ended up hitting our heads against each other. My head is a lot tougher then his and he yelped in pain.
We both tried to apologize over what had happened. Io is with us now and neither of us have spoken to each other since.
We're now just wandering the mall going into whatever store Io happens to spot.

the paper reads, 'shere is nouhinf here.' saving others the trouble

>>218603
Just hold hands. Eventually the embarrassment will fade.

>>218603
Not everything needs to go perfectly, Zerlina! Is that one of dem malls with a theater? Try another movie! Or...

Say~

Have you ever been to a beach, Zerlina? If it's still warm out, you should totally but a swimsuit! This is also a chance to be more aggressive with Karl. :3c

>>218603
Take the initiative. Gently grab his head, then go in for a kiss. Since you know where his head is, you won't clonk skulls together.
Then tell him he's your boyfriend now.

A Change Suggestion 2010/08/15(Sun)15:14 No. 218649 ID: cf68aa
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>>218617
I did as you said. First I help onto his hand for a while. He held it back and we sat there for a while. We sent Io into a game store to play around and then I put my hand behind Karl's head.
This time I kept my eyes open until our lips met. My perception of time was messed up so I'm not certain how long we stood like that.
When we broke the kiss I looked him in the eyes and said

>"I want to be your girlfriend."

"Zerlina... I-"

Then Io came up to us.

"Lina! They have a game where you can pretend you have a sword and cut things! It's amazing!"

And thus our awkward silence resumed. The moment was messed up and I did not want to bring it up again with Io there.

>>218614
It's actually freezing out but a indoor pool would suffice for this.
I asked Karl to take me to where I could by a swimsuit. He blushed a bit and took Io and myself to a clothing store. We picked out some and tried them on.

I think mine may be a bit too revealing.

>>218649
It's less revealing than a standard two-piece. It just appears to be revealing because the extra fabric calls more attention to the areas that are left exposed.
Don't worry; it looks fine.

Don't bring the boyfriend/girlfriend thing up for the rest of the date. You said your piece, so now you have to wait for him to feel comfortable talking about it.

Instead, ask Io how she's enjoying her freedom.

>>218649
Hm, you could try something a bit simpler.

I agree with the 'let it sink in' bit. Just enjoy your time together with Karl.

>>218649
Hey, remember the extra money? Use it to get some time alone with Karl. That is, turn it to quarters (there should be a change machine) and put those in a bag and tell Io she can have fun on the machines all she wants. Then you and Karl are free to enjoy yourselves!

See, everyone's happy. And my advice came in handy!

Don't get too far away from Io. It wouldn't do to have her get lost or something.

Worse Date Ever Karl 2010/08/15(Sun)17:24 No. 218681 ID: cf68aa
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>Hey guys it's me again!
>So... Yeah some stuff's been going on. So Zerlina asked me out on date and her little sister Io decided to tag along with us. I kinda wanted it to just be the two of us but Lina said it was okay for her to come along.

>Anyway we went to the mall and some weird stuff's been happening. I mean, Lina's been acting very... Aggressive? Like she's never really taken the initiative before and she's changed a bit. I think her new body has given her a confidence boost. She's been really cuddly today and it's not bad but it's a change.

>I've been thinking about our odd relationship for a while now. She's been living with me for a long time and she's very important to me. But I'm worried that she'll leave. Like what if whoever made her came back and took her from me? I don't know what I'd do with myself.

>Well anyway I nearly had a heart attack earlier cause first of all she asked to be my girlfriend but her sister interrupted before I could answer. Then we went clothe shopping and she came out of the dressing room wearing this really hot bathing suit. If this were some anime I'd be getting a nosebleed.
>Needless to say I bought it for her and we went back to the main area. Zerlina got some quarters for Io to play the arcade machines with and we sat down at the food court. It was quiet for a while but then I spoke up.

"Zerlina, you asked me... If you could be my girlfriend. I was thinking about it...."

>"and...?"

"Well-"

"Excuse me miss."

We both looked and there was mall security holding Io

"Is this your daughter?"

>"N-no that's my younger sister."

"Would you please explain to her that it is not okay to attempt to break the claw machine. We're letting her off with a warning this time."

"Thank you."

>So he left Io with us. She looked upset so Zerlina bought her a slushie. now she's sitting right next to me and Zerlina looks pretty upset.

>This whole thing seems to be going from bad to worse. I just wish I had 5 minutes to talk to her about any of this.

>>218681
You will! Be patient. Get Io back home, the both of you should go for a walk. A long walk.

>>218681
First, tell Io she should try to avoid breaking things.
Then look for either video game store that has a display unit out for people to play with, or a book store. In either case, stay within view of her and give her directions when she starts to get into trouble.
That should give you the five minutes you need.

>>218681
Hey, what would be your answer, anyway?

Stop trying to talk about it; I suspect that whatever you tried to occupy Io with she would still interrupt things somehow.

Just try to be with Lina on the date without using words. It'll be romantic.

>>218681
HA! I WAS RIGHT HE ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK!...
no wait... I didn't say anything like that...

Anyway, save the awkward stuff for home. You guys have more privacy there, and we could probably get Zerlina to make Io understand that you two need a momentary private time.
You can take that to discuss where everything is going...

also, would you have a heart attack if you got to second base?

>>218681
>Worse Date Ever
...You haven't been on many dates, I take it? Even if everything else is going bad, you're still with good company. Just accept that you aren't going to get much one on one anytime soon, and just hold Lina's hand and be sweet on her while having as a good a time as you can watching over Io. If you have to wait until you get home to spend time alone and talk, then that's what you do.

To whoever reads this: Inform J that it's vital for us to speak as soon as possible. Tonight, if possible.

@_@ Karl 2010/08/18(Wed)17:59 No. 219580 ID: cf68aa
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>Oh man... So much has happened...

>First off, the date. So we gave Io a talk about how what she did was wrong and stuff and she seemed to get it. After that Zerlina and I did as you advised and just hung out for the rest of the day. We had a good time but things were still kinda awkward you know?

>After that was done it was late and Io was falling asleep. I was about to call for a taxi when Zerlina grabbed my arm. She pointed to a hotel and said

"... Let's sleep there for the night."

>Oh man.. My heart was beating pretty damn hard. We went to the hotel and I got us a room. Zerlina and I went onto a bed and Io got a little mini bed fashioned from a couch.
>I've slept in the same bed with Lina before but that was in her tiny form you know? Never like this. I was kinda nervous but I just stripped into my underclothes and laid down. She kept most of hers on and got into bed as well.
>We just layed there for a long time til she spoke up

"So Karl... Do you want me to be your girlfriend?"

>I was shocked. I didn't know what to say. Finally I got the courage

>"Yes."

>Then she kissed me. We layed there for a long time just kissing. Maybe things would have gone farther but Io woke up and ended up crawling in the bed between us. We kinda just spent the rest of the night watching tv lol.

>So we got back home a while later and just passed right out. Some people came over and J threw a fit. She was yelling and throwing things and next thing I know we're kicked out and we got two strange men living with us.

>I only have one room though and these guys are really total strangers. It seems Lina and I won't be getting time to ourselves any time soon.
>The pic is of one of the guys, he's only a head!

wow, that was hectic. those guys are king and knight. they would be 2Series.

you may be able to make J chill out if you taunt her with you little droid. turns out it is a 0 series. which makes it like lina's older sister. J would give and arm and a leg for it.

>>219580
Okay, those would be the 2series synthetics that we've been having chats with every now and then. I'm not sure how secure this board is anymore... well, I can say a few things without really revealing anything that <.> doesn't know already.

These two have been actively working against <.> for a while now, and keeping watch over you and Lina along with a third 2series who is... no longer with us.

Lina knows how to contact us for further information.

>>219580
Tell King that he underestimates our resourcefulness.

You're living in a studio apartment? I thought that you at least had a discreet bedroom.

Well, once J calms down you can ask her if she can help you pay for a larger apartment.

>>219580
Man, he doesn't look happy at all.

Wendy 2010/08/19(Thu)21:33 No. 220026 ID: cf68aa
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Hey guys! I'm all fixed up :3
So I'm living with one Zerlina again, I couldn't stand being away from my dear sister for too long!

But I still feel kinda left out -_- Zerlina and Karl have been spending 'alot' of time together. And they always say they just want some alone time but all their doing is kissing!

Oh! I think one of the guys here has a crush on me. He's really cute and he has a great personality and voice. But.. He's kinda only a head. He said he was broken just like I was.

I'm not sure if you guys have heard of him but he's known as BlackKing. He was the one who saved me when I was gonna be killed but he said he feels bad cause I still got hurt. I forgave him and since then we've been talking a bit. Now we talk for hours! He's very sweet.

I think I kinda like him too..
What should I do? Do I just tell him? Please help D:

Pic- The new me~ :3

well, if you do just come out with it be warned that he may freak out from shock. freaking out is normal for guys being told that a girl likes them. just need to let him calm down before asking if he likes you back.

>>220026
Humans have social rituals and customs that they adhere to, and they want to do things that are expected to only happen in private.

Yea, we know about King. We're actually the ones responsible for you guys meeting up.
He's a good guy, but he tends to try to take on too much and refuses help.

If you like him then of course you can go ahead and tell him, but if you're not sure then just wait until you are. ^^

Actually, you can get a bunch of things done at once! If you take King out to the movies and bring Knight along then Zerlina and Karl will have alone time while you spend time with King. You could even invite Io. :3

So, are you doing the cooking for Karl? :D

...okay, tell us who we lost.

RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

>>220026
J, scratch all projects. We need to hit them hard before they can do anything to their hostages.
Operation: Killdroid is go.

>>220026
I'd say you should visit King. He gets lonely easily. Bring something nice for him, or just hold him.

So good to see you again Wendy, and I must say you look amazing! very regal. (perfect for the budding thing with King, no?)

anyways, don't mind Karl and your sister, their just caught up in the newness of it all. When they calm down a bit, they will balance their time better. Besides, you have the right to some time with your sister, and im pretty sure Karl won't stop you, you just gotta push a bit sometime.

As for telling King, it dosen't sound like your too sure yourself right now, so just tell him the truth that you really enjoy talking to him, and hes got a great personality and such. Maybe he will take the initiative, you are a hell catch Wendy!

>>220026
You should tell him how you feel.
The extent of his injuries may be greater, but you know that Lina recovered from a similarly catastrophic state, so that shouldn't be a barrier.

Wendy 2010/08/23(Mon)00:48 No. 221376 ID: cf68aa
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>>220970
>>220033

Hey guys! So~ I've been talking to King a bit more. He's very nice and smart :3
I'm not sure if I like him like him but I do like being around him and stuff. And he's really good to talk to. I think we'll just be friends for now but maybe it'll grow into something else.

Also you guys were wrong about Zerlina and Karl >_< they've just been spending 'more' time together. But I don't mind cause I can spend time with King.

Pic-It's me and king ^w^

Wendy 2010/08/23(Mon)00:49 No. 221377 ID: cf68aa
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Uhm.. I never used this thing before... So uhm.. My sister Helen like this guy named knight and she wants to talk to him but she things he may not like me back.
Zerlina and Wendy have been getting advice so I figured Helen could use some too..

So here's a pic she took of him on accident. He's very tall and strong and handsome and he has a nice voice.

>>221376
Of course they'll spend more time together, but they can make full use of time spent alone.

>>221377
He's big! I was expecting him to be more broad-shouldered though.
OH! His shield! Can we see him holding that with his armor and stuff on? :D

>>221377
Hrm. We think Knight might be taken. But if she wants him, she should try!

feelings need to be out in the open. disaster looms if feelings are left implied and become entangled with the other. a love of the triangle type would be had. and one would be left in tears if not cleared as soon as possible.

Larro, update this

Going all the way!? Karl 2010/08/27(Fri)03:14 No. 222636 ID: cf68aa
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>Hey guys.. Uhm, the plan is going well.
>If you don't know what that means ignore it. But uhm.. So, Zerlina and I had the house to ourselves and we decided to go on a date.

>This time it was perfect. We went to the park, saw a movie, ate out. It was honestly the best date ever.
>So... We get home and she takes the iPhone from me which was weird. She told me to wait downstairs til she called me up. When she did I went up and the iPhone was on the table next to the bathroom.

>So I checked it and onn it was this picture and a message saying 'Getting ready for tonight.'

>So.. Yeah I'm freaking out! I mean, does she mean 'it'!? and if she does I don't know what the hell to do! And if she doesn't and I try anything I'll look like an idiot.
>This is my fault for never having much of a social life >_<
>I'm totally clueless on this whole thing. Are we ready for this? I think we are. Yeah, we are.
>So...Any advice?

>>222636
Sex 101a: Insert Tab A into Slot B. Repeatedly.
Sex 101b: Pay attention. Observe what she likes and what she does not. Do what she likes, but not what she does not.
Sex 101c: If she wants to lead, let her. If she doesn't, then take things slowly.
Sex 101d: Use your hands and mouth. It's an intimate act; make it intimate.

>>222642
That's... really clinical, but yeah. Just don't be hasty, take your time. You have all night.

protip, the first time is always awkward. anyway, take notice of what she has on when she calls you in. if it is less then normal then she wants it. start at the top and work your way down.

>>222636
Well, considering all you've done is kiss so far, the next step is heavy petting. So start with kissing as usual and move onto groping soon after. Slowly escalate until she either stops your hand or gives you some verbal instructions. Like, to get less or more intimate. Don't assume anything, as that note could refer to pretty much anything... but I do think you should give it a shot and see how far it goes.

As far as technique is concerned... don't rush things. Foreplay is very important. If you're really that inexperienced, the main act itself probably won't last too long so try to make her happy in other ways. Don't try anything complicated though. Experiment with simple things, and find out what she likes best.

Oh, and preen like a madman. Scrub your body, brush your teeth, etc.

Like she is.

It's probably a good idea to use lube, if you've got it. If she's a virgin it might be difficult for her to get wet.
Also, don't worry if you're not 10 inches long or something. Size doesn't matter. It's a cliché because it's true.

And don't forget the most important thing: WEAR A CONDOM. seriously, do it.

>>222696
i think you missed the part where she is a kinda a robot.

>>222702
Is your objection to the condom or lube?

>>217987
She has a womb that can give birth, we haven't been told if it's up and running yet, so we better not take chances.
It might be better to wear a condom anyway. Less of a mess to clean up.

As for the lube, we don't know if she has the necesary bits for self-lubrication. Might as well get some lube anyway. Be prepared and all that.

>>222711
You're thinking of Ashley from GearHeads.
Lina can't get pregnant, although there is talk of eventually finding a way for her to make robot babies.
Also, that part uses self-cleaning nanotech so cleanup is a non-issue. It's also self-lubricating.

oh, never mind. condom it is apparently.

Zerlina 2010/08/27(Fri)23:16 No. 222826 ID: cf68aa
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Hey guys~
Last night, and some of this morning, was amazing..

>>222826
Well, you look positively fulfilled! I take it that Karl did a decent job?

Also, did you guys end up using a condom or not?

more like positively filled~

Yay, consummation~

>>222826
I guess we gave him good advice... Heheheh.

Now, having just begun to delve into sex in this relationship you two are probably going to have trouble keeping your hands off eachother. Make sure to keep a supply of condoms. Don't let it run out!

Also apparently we found out that a certain shapeshifting droid is still around, and likes stealing girls out from under their boyfriends. Confirm without a doubt that this is the real Karl, then come up with a secret nonsensical phrase that elicits a unique and illogical response.

Don't tell it to us. Or anyone other than Karl. You two can use it to be sure each of you is the real deal.

don't use this but say like... you say "fun ducks" he replies with "yogurt mouse" would be impossible to track.

and yes. you look very happy.

Oh also uh... He might shapechange into YOU, too. So make sure Karl knows to ask you to initiate the ritual if you seem to "forget".

Zerlina 2010/08/28(Sat)02:07 No. 222892 ID: cf68aa
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>>222828
Yes~ He was great. It didn't last long but he did so much to me. I pretty much melted into his arms.
As for the condom he said he didn't have one so we just went without it.

>>222831
Heh, sorta.

>>222878
I don't really see the point in buying them right now. It may be a little messy but my body can clean up most of the mess by itself.

As for the shapshifter I'll be wary.

Oh, it occured to me that you guys have never seen Karl. Here's a picture of him.
He's so handsome.

huh, did he have heart surgery?

>>222892
What happened to his eye? And chest?

Are you going to start researching sex so you can be the best you can at it? And help him with the same? :3

So, what are you going to do now? Get a job? Play homemaker for awhile?

Oh, also, how much progress did J make on your robo-baby-making womb?

>>222892
>didn't use a condom
Uh

You know how J made you a womb? And how she makes things to work really well at what they're supposed to do?

Well the good news is you really won't have to worry about buying condoms for a good long while. Can't really get MORE pregnant.

So. Does he have only one eye or is that just a scar? Ohhh what if he's got an artificial eye? That'd be cool. Also, that looks like a scar from heart surgery. Does he have an artificial heart too?

If you have cyborg babies...
It'll either be awesome...

Or very very awkward...

That said, go to your computer, and look up cyborg abortions...


anyway.
Usually, THEY WILL NOT MAKE THAT INCISION IN SURGERY (down the sternum area... not a good idea)

That is an autopsy cut. Which is odd on a live person.
He must have gotten mangled at one point. Oy

That eye scar isn't normal either. Usually, those scars look more lacerated, from splitting the skin from having the area around the eye traumatized. This scar surrounds the eye. I'm not entirely sure what is possible... but he's definitely not 100% human. There's definitely some sort of technology keeping that guy alive...

That said, good catch.

The End aSeries 2010/10/02(Sat)14:34 No. 237330 ID: cf68aa
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>>222895
>>223469
Yes, he's always been a sick kid.
One day he passed out in the middle of the street and was crushed.
Luckily his parents used to work for the company that made the prototypes of us. It seems he got the best care in the world. His eye and heart are artificial but work just as well as a humans. He also has a slightly higher life span because of it and for that I am grateful.
Also, I am pregnant. Confirmed. The baby is already being made. At first I was a bit scared but... I don't even know what to think. I wasn't programmed for this.
But... Going beyond programming, figuring out new things, I think that's all part of being human.
I'm letting Karl type the rest of this.
I just want you all to know that you helped so many people including myself. Without your help none of this would have been possible.
I consider everyone who helped as much a part of my family as my sisters, I love each and every one of you.
-

>Hey guys, Karl here. My life's been getting better. Actually got a high paying job, moved into a bigger apartment, all that good stuff.
>Couldn't have done it without ya.
>So, this is gonna be the last post I'll make here for who knows how long. I'll try to make updates every once in a while.
>Uhm.... Not very good with goodbyes... Even ones over the internet..
>I think Zerlina summed it up pretty nicely for me.

>Only thing I wanna add is thanks.


>oh, here's a picture. It's of me and all the girls. they wanted me to post it as the last one.
>I don't really know what else to say
>Just.... Stay good. I hope to see you all again someday.
>Good bye.

thankyou for what you said to us but we now have to go. Anyway we just want one last pic of you smiling with your gf.

Here is our poem to you.

When we came to you,
Broken in many pieces you were.
Piece by piece you were put back together.

Time passed and more friends came,
we had more to do and more for you.
Now at the curtains and the act end,
we find that all the pieces are closed.

Time is now at the end.
all the story is written.
Yet maybe again there will be another story,
that odes not end.

.......................

Anyway we have to go haven't slept for so long. Night :)

>>237500
This isn't like the other quests, we're not a magical orb or spirits or anything. The suggesters are... the suggesters. The quest had ARG elements and shit. Sorry, you missed it all I guess.

hey man, no problem. just remember you all can ask us ANYTHING and we will try to help you out with it. it's been fun. see ya later.