Suggestion 2009/08/02(Sun)14:38 No. 20838 ID: 7eda8b
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It is very bright here. It is very hot.

Well of course its hot, we're covered in fur.
Where are we? We'd best not be in a box. Take no shit! Start punching!

>>20838
Wake up.

>>20838
Examine SUCKING CHEST WOUND.
Cover eyes so we can see what we're doing.

Wake up now.

Grab HELMET.

>>20838
DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT.
Alternatively, go into the light.

Suggestion 2009/08/02(Sun)14:56 No. 20870 ID: 7eda8b
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Head hurts. Very thirsty. Can't think too clearly.

Okay. Awake we go.

No boxes. Thank you, higher and lower powers, no boxes.

This is Goshen Rane Atral, a Northern Sergal. Goshen is trying to remember how he got here, or where here is. He has now remembered that he is in the Sailzane desert. That would explain why it's hot, but not why he's bleeding or why his armor is missing. Nor why everyone around him is dead.

Scavenge armor from the fallen.

Loot corpse. Aquire clothing and armor.

>>20870
Where are we specifically-ish?
The Sailzane's a big place.

If you were a dorf, I'd tell you to find some alcohol, but it seems food will have to do.

>>20870
Asses damage, look around.
See if anything beside you is moving.

>>20899
There seems to be a crack in it!
KEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Suggestion 2009/08/02(Sun)15:23 No. 20917 ID: 7eda8b
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"When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
An' go to your Gawd like a soldier." -Kipling


...Everyone looks pretty dead.

Granted, Goshen looks pretty dead, but the others didn't move when he shook them, and they don't seem to be breathing. They also smell like they've been dead for several hours.

Goshen feels awful, but gets to work looting the bodies. Between them, and his helmet, he's got a mostly complete suit of armor, and a spear, which is his preferred weapon anyway. The others got looted pretty good. Apart from a few extraneous armor bits that he found more of than he can wear, and this one weapon, there's not much left, apart from meat and clothes.

Goshen remembers he went into Sailzane with seven other Sergals. They were going south to raid gnolls. There's three corpses now. Goshen guesses the missing ones were eaten, though some might have run.

Current inventory:
-Armor.
-Shorts.
-Decorative dealie Goshen wears around his neck.
-Mostly complete suit of halfplate.
-Spear.

Current status effects:
-Very thirsty.
-Hungry.
-Mild bleeding.
-Mild heat stroke.
-Undiagnosed pyromania.

>>20917
Was this an official mission?
Also, are we too deep to head back north and find something close to shelter and sustenance?
If not, attempt to use MILITARY SKILLS to find FOOD, WATER, and SOMEPLACE OUT OF THE FUCKING SUN.

>>20917
Well, you asked for it.
It might sound silly, but remove your pants and tie them on your head, under the armor, to reduce further heat stroke.

Suggestion 2009/08/02(Sun)15:34 No. 20929 ID: 7eda8b
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>>20874
>Where are we specifically-ish?
>The Sailzane's a big place.
Well, obviously we're, uhh...

>>20920
>Was this an official mission?
Not really. Fun and adventure and treasure and meat and killing and... y'know, walking across a gigantic desert. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
>If not, attempt to use MILITARY SKILLS to find FOOD, WATER, and SOMEPLACE OUT OF THE FUCKING SUN.
Right. Of course. Goshen needs to focus. Gotta think clearly.

...

Fuck.

>>20929

Look around the bodies for some kind of MAP we could use to find pools of water or some crazy shit.

>>20929
I'm sorry that I have to do this, but *facepalm*.
Do you at least know how long you've been traveling?
I mean, you obviously had to go some distance in the desert to get here...

That might be political incorrect, but ain't Sergals also cannibals? At least in times of need. Maybe you should look if some of the corpses are edible.

Test Pattern 2009/08/02(Sun)15:58 No. 20948 ID: 7eda8b
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Goshen is in a tight spot.

>Do you at least know how long you've been traveling?
Hard to remember anything between setting off into the desert and the fight. Other than "probably not far from the middle," Goshen can't be sure of his location.

>It might sound silly, but remove your pants and tie them on your head, under the armor, to reduce further heat stroke.
Goshen would rather trust his helmet. His shorts are currently necessary to keep sand away.

It seems whoever looted the corpses was just as eager to obtain cloth as Goshen. He could use their underclothes, but he doesn't want his hair to smell like dead sergal genitalia.

>>20948
Tsch. Camels don't wear pants and they spend their whole lives in the desert.

>>20948
Of course, what's dying a slow and agonizing death compared to stinky hair?
This way or another, can you navigate by the sun? Which way did you come from originally?

>>20948
Well, burying them won't do much.
Any official or unofficial last words for your friends or companions?

Anyway, first order of business should be finding some sort of cover.
Food and water can wait for night, when you can move around without sweating to death.

Search for tracks.
Use forensic evidence to investigate which way attackers came from/left to

>>20948
Check the surrounding area for tracks.

What kind of sergal wears shorts?

Wear a skirt like a real man.

Test Pattern 2009/08/03(Mon)13:28 No. 21923 ID: 7eda8b
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>>20964
>Use forensic evidence to investigate which way attackers came from/left to
Goshen can normally track by scent. He's actually pretty good at it. Unfortunately, between dehydration and the smell of death, this is difficult. Goshen nevertheless surmises that the attackers included at least one Gnoll, Human (or Elf. They smell similar), Southern Sergal, and Talyxian. This is an unusual mix!

There are visible tracks, but most are from the fight. Assuming that it's still morning, and the sun is to the east, the attackers either arrived from the north and departed to the south, or vice versa. Wind has rendered the tracks into featureless depressions in the sand. They lead to the north and south.

>What kind of sergal wears shorts? Wear a skirt like a real man.
Goshen insists it is purely for comfort.

>>21923
Head north.
Unrelatedly, what the hell is a Talyxian?

>>21923
North says I. North is best.

>>21923
That wound looks really bad, have you seen anything that could used to bandage it?
And yeah, North sound like home. Obvious choice in your situation, try to avoid confrontation.

>>21923
I've heard that shorts are comfortable and easy to wear~

>>21963
Right.
Carry some comrades back home then.
In your stomach, I mean.
Should be safe unless you've been out longer than we thought.

>>21963
Chop up some limbs from those you disliked most with your spear. Begin eating while walking. Staying in one location is hardly ideal in this situation.

Test Pattern 2009/08/03(Mon)14:01 No. 21969 ID: 7eda8b
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>>20940
>That might be political incorrect, but ain't Sergals also cannibals? At least in times of need. Maybe you should look if some of the corpses are edible.
Incorrect? The Empire wasn't built on being nice. The ideal soldier of Silvorum is fast, strong, professional, and ruthless, and raiders like Goshen all the moreso. Hit fast and hard, eat the enemy's stocks. Eat the enemy. Eat our animals, our belt leather, our dead, all in the name of the advance. Raw flesh and blood will sate the army's hunger and thirst, be there need.

>>21946
>That wound looks really bad
You mean the one on the dead guy? Agreed. It's probably why he died.

Eat your friends!? That's barbaric!

Maybe if we find someone we DON'T know...

Also, how do we know which way is north?

>>21969
Oh, so we're a raider. Like some kinda privateer, hired by the ruling council but they won't claim our existence? Sweet.

Okay. Let's head north.

>>21970
>the sun is to the east

Test Pattern 2009/08/03(Mon)14:06 No. 21980 ID: 7eda8b
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>>21965
>Carry some comrades back home then. In your stomach, I mean.
Right. Of course.

>>21975
Preemptive banditry is just kind of a hobby/occupation for young sergals.
Unless I miss my bet, Goshen, you recently finished with basic training in or at the very least have some experience with the military?

Suggestion 2009/08/03(Mon)14:11 No. 21987 ID: 87583b
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>>21980
Eating your comrades? You'd better not. Rain is watching you on her throne made from the skulls of the lesser gods.

Suggestion 2009/08/03(Mon)14:11 No. 21988 ID: 87583b
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>>21987
Rain is always watching.

Test Pattern 2009/08/03(Mon)14:13 No. 21989 ID: 7eda8b
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...

>>21987
>>21988
I doub't she'd mind some cannibalism.

Suggestion 2009/08/03(Mon)14:14 No. 21991 ID: 53905d
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Rain can go eat a bag of dicks. She's not lost in the middle of a fucking desert with no food or water.

>I doub't she'd mind some cannibalism.

Not of THE OTHER TEAM.

But she'd be pissed if you didn't give your fellow honorable soldier of the People's Glorious Northern Empire of Tatola a proper burial.

Eat your fallen comrades, head South.

>>21989
Ignore them and head north.
You'll either find the attackers, or a place where they camped, and hopefully water at some point.

Eat em already.
You need the food and they'd do the same.

>>21991
I wonder if she eats them raw or cooked?

Wait a minute.

Goshen, identify gender.

>>22006
see >>20870

Suggestion 2009/08/03(Mon)16:02 No. 22082 ID: 7eda8b
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>>21997
>Eat em already. You need the food and they'd do the same.
Right. Yes. That makes sense. Goshen desperately needs the liquid and the meat, and the corpses are fresh.

He brings his hand close to the head of the spear... a guisarme, technically. He approaches the body that looks like it's lost the least blood.

Yalal. He met her in Silvorum two months ago. They traveled south together before the raiding party assembled. She was almost his equal with a spear. She owned an exotic looking curved sword, now gone along with her other possessions. Goshen makes a cut. Yalal liked to tell stories when the group set up camp. She was part of the way through one about a Nevrean girl.

As her lukewarm blood oozes onto his parched tongue, Goshen wonders how it ended.

>>22082
Eat and drink your fill.

>>22082
It is a horrible thing to have to do. Still, what you don't use goes to waste. Eat of her body and remember her.

>>22082

Vow to avenge Yalal's death.

Eating her may be grim, but you cannot wreak vengeance if you die here. At least this way, she will be with you - in a sense.

>>22082
It's better to help you survive than rotting or being eaten by scavengers.
I'm sure she wouldn't mind.

Suggestion 2009/08/03(Mon)16:43 No. 22119 ID: 87583b
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>>22082
;_;

Suggestion 2009/08/03(Mon)16:46 No. 22121 ID: 7eda8b
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...okay.

...

Goshen doesn't feel very good right now, but he feels much less thirsty and not at all hungry.

His bleeding is down to what seeps through the scab under his left arm. Very minor.

Goshen remembers that he's closer to the southern edge of the Sailzane desert than the north. However, the north contains more trade stops, depots, Southern Sergal forced labor camps, and the like. There used to be an extensive network of military stopover points, but they have grown few and far between in the last several decades.

Soon, he might be feeling up for a more thorough search of his surroundings, or doing something else.

>>22121
You did what you had to do. Never forget that.

When you are able, scout the immediate area. We need to know exactly what is around before we can plan anything.

>>22121
Ok maybe clean yourself a little bit up, I think sand could work.
And searching the surrounding area before deciding anything further might be the most reasonable thing to do.
Considering you're sated now, you're not longer under time pressure.

Head north. Home is where Goshen needs to go. For some rest.

Bury the rest.

Take the names of all the fallen so you can report them to the general in charge.

Suggestion 2009/08/03(Mon)18:20 No. 22213 ID: 7eda8b
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After some searching, Goshen finds an entrenching tool and a map.

He estimates he's somewhere near the 'n' in 'Sailzane'.

Lets head south. It looks like a good direction to go in.

Fort Ji sounds good.

Head to Seitch Tabar, find water-hoarding rebels, kill them and take their supplies.

Beware their leader, though. I hear he sees the future.

North to Ghada.

North means friends. North means support.

>>22213
Yeah, with a map now, head south.
At the very least racial pride should spot you some water and a place to sleep.
If not, at least you know how to work, and can catch a caravan heading wherever.

Suggestion 2009/08/03(Mon)19:26 No. 22301 ID: 7eda8b
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Goshen isn't sure which way to go. To the north is friends, but there's varying degrees of friendship. He's out of money, and he isn't sure how the Southerns of Ghada will behave with, say, a lone and near-dead Northern stumbling across them without their masters to watch. Assuming he can even FIND the place. Desert navigation isn't his expertise. In any case, tired through he might be, he decides his friends need burials.

Yalal. Her brother Jelal. The raid leader Haru. It's hard work, and the grave is shallow. Goshen has to pile more sand on top to cover them properly. It's not a very good grave, but he's already expended too much water and energy.

Goshen decides that it's time to go. The sun is LOWER in the sky than before. It's afternoon. He must've been unconscious for most of the day.

Goshen decides to go south. He probably wouldn't have been able to correctly navigate to Sietch Ghada anyway. The southern grasslands and forests might not be friendly, but they're certainly easier to find, and filled with water and food.

>>22301
You have decent night vision, yes?
Travel mostly at night.
You might find gnolls, but you run that risk anyway and there's little point to exerting yourself in the day anyway.

Suggestion 2009/08/03(Mon)21:26 No. 22453 ID: 7eda8b
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>>22311
>Travel mostly at night.

They should have been doing this from the beginning, frankly. It wasn't a big problem when he was in a group with plenty of water. Reversing one's circadian rhythm is difficult.

Goshen is getting used to doing difficult things.

Indulge in a travel montage

Suggestion 2009/08/03(Mon)22:30 No. 22495 ID: 7eda8b
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Goshen sleeps through the day as best he can. His entrenching tool serves him well, letting him reveal cooler sand beneath the top layer to lay in. Still, it's troublesome and uncomfortable. He doesn't sleep well.

He walks another night. In the morning, he sees something.

He's lost the trail of his foes. The wind obscures tracks. Might be them. Might not.

Get close but stay downwind, and stay stealthy.

>>22495
Are we in need of food or water?
We probably need water, but that will probably be raiders, either southern sergals or gnolls.
Unless you feel like going native or getting killed, it's probably best to avoid it.

Scout the situation, keeping a cautious distance and staying downwind. Don't allow them to see you before you can assess who they might be.

Suggestion 2009/08/03(Mon)22:46 No. 22503 ID: 7eda8b
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>>22497
>Are we in need of food or water?
Yes and yes. Especially water. Goshen could kill for some water right now. The question is if he will.

>>22496 >>22501
>approach but stay stealthy
Goshen wishes the sun hadn't come up. He's incredibly tired and it's now much harder to stay hidden. He can try, though...

>>22503
This is going to sound stupid, but put your weapon up and make your approach obvious.
See if you can request hospitality first.
If it fails, though, you'll have to leg it like a sidhe with the runs.
Your choice.

Suggestion 2009/08/03(Mon)23:06 No. 22524 ID: 7eda8b
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>>22515
>See if you can request hospitality.
That... sounds nice. Goshen is very tired. Very thirsty. This has all gone so wrong, and he has little left to steal. It is very tempting to roll the dice and hope they're friendly, or at least merciful.

What can they do to him that's worse than slow dessication under the desert sun?

>>22524
Slow death in a completely dark room. :/ But go for it anyway!

>>22524
Horrendous torture for representing the hated oppressors of their race.
You know, bits cut off, things stretched, burned, doused in acid, shaved into sashimi with a razor, etc.
But at this point, it's either a chance for shelter, a horrible death in the camp, a horrible death out here, or the longshot of making it to a legitimate authority before dying.
Up to you.

Suggestion 2009/08/03(Mon)23:26 No. 22556 ID: 7eda8b
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>>22540
>Horrendous torture, you know, bits cut off, things stretched, burned, doused in acid, shaved into sashimi with a razor, etc.

That's very helpful.

Though, it is important to note, the horrendous torture would be *later* and in the mean time they would have to either give you water, kill you mercifully, or let you thirst to death. Net positive!

>>22556
You know how your imagination always vividly shows you the worst of a situation?
It's like that.

>>22556
Don't you have good senses?
Maybe you should circle the camp and try to pick up an scent or hear something. This way you'll at least know what kind of people they are.
Could make your decision easier.

See if we can scout the camp without alerting anyone to your presence.

Suggestion 2009/08/04(Tue)19:01 No. 22959 ID: eeaac7
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>>22648
>>22613
Goshen stealthily approaches the c-... Oh.

That would explain why there was so much smoke.

>>22959
Well, check for survivors, food, and water.
A slim chance of those last two, but...

>>22959
Careful, it could be a trap

Test Pattern 2009/08/04(Tue)19:33 No. 22986 ID: eeaac7
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Most of the cargo is on fire or missing, but you see two crates and a barrel that seem fairly intact. There could be water! There's also a large sheet that you could use to help keep the sun off.

There's a Southern Sergal laborer. You can't see what's wrong with him from this angle.

"No. No. Get away," he says. His voice is a pained whisper.

>>22986
Is this 'get away, these barrels are full of gunpowder', 'get away, I don't want you eating me', or 'get away, there's a guy behind you with a rusty knife'?
Either way, I think the best course of action would be to throw sand onto the fire.

>>22986
SPIN THE FUCK AROUND BECAUSE IT'S A GODDAMN TRAP!!

Pull him away before he dies of smoke inhalation or catches fire.

Test Pattern 2009/08/04(Tue)19:47 No. 22993 ID: eeaac7
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>>22987
Sounds like a little of all three. The barrel seems more for liquid storage than for any silly ol' fireworks nonsense, though. Could be water or booze.

The Southerner is giving you a thousand yard stare.

"No. No. Run. Not another one," he says. His voice breaks.

>>22993
I concur with >>22990
Turn around, and keep a watch in all directions.

I dunno, though. Would they have something on fire for an ambush, other than to get the smoke going?

>>22993
RUN MOTHERFUCKER RUN!

Sergals are the best runners in all of Vilous, get the FUCK away!

>>23000
Well, when the elves aren't trying to invade.

Test Pattern 2009/08/04(Tue)19:59 No. 23004 ID: eeaac7
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>>22990
>SPIN THE FUCK AROUND BECAUSE IT'S A GODDAMN TRAP!!
But you haven't heard a single sound from b

>>23004
Oh shit son, DEFEND DEFEND DEFEND

Defend, dont swing until you have some distance otherwise he can parry and stab you with his offhand!

Suggestion 2009/08/04(Tue)20:08 No. 23013 ID: 87583b
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>>23004
ADVANCE, THRUST, RECOVER, PARRY, RIPOSTE!

>>23004
Stupid skaven...

Kick it in the nuts with your massive leg! Fight dirty!

>>23004
Keep her at a distance with your guisarme. Don't let her get close.

Suggestion 2009/08/05(Wed)04:08 No. 23092 ID: c64d63
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Chances ain't that bad.
Your advantages are half-plate, greater reach and your, I'm assuming, greater physical strength. Your opponent looks faster than you and it's most likely rested.
First try to keep it on distance with your spear, hoping for an lucky hit or that it'll go away, if it realizes you're not an easy target.
But you can't do this for to long in your exhausted state. If you see a chance, surprise charge it and finish it with tooth and claw. It's risky, but your vitals should be protected by the plate.
You should probably try to help the Southerner, assuming we survive. He's your inferior, but you could use some company and he tried to be honorable in his own way.

>>23092
Before I forget, look out for more enemies.
In this case your probably fucked anyways, maybe really try to leg it.

Defend against incoming blows, then pull back. We want to use our reach to our advantage.

Test Pattern 2009/08/05(Wed)12:00 No. 23211 ID: eeaac7
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She's fast!

She's inside Goshen's reach before he knows it. If he'd taken a moment longer to turn around, he'd have steel in his neck right now.

Goshen desperately fends off a hurricane of blades and backpedals.

Goshen isn't sure if he'd be able to outrun her in a sprint. He hasn't fought a Talyxian before. He's not sure if they're all this fast, or just this one.

>>23211
Haft-shove and back up.
Hope the half-plate does its job.

>>23211
Not a whole lot of armor...

And even though she's fast, she can;t be strong. Go for a grapple and rip open her neck with your teeth!

>>23232
Yes, use your superior strength to your advantage.
A good hit should break something, at least.

use the space between your hands to slam her back.

>>23211
You'll have to engage it, if you try to turn around and run you'll get stabbed in the back.
Really not sure what to do. Maybe attack it's leg with the blunt end of your spear to get it of balance and shove it backwards.
Try to "parry" the blades with your plate, they look rather flimsy.

Kick sand in its eye! Trust me, this is effective.

Test Pattern 2009/08/05(Wed)13:47 No. 23294 ID: eeaac7
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>>23213
>Haft-shove and back up.
>>23236
>use the space between your hands to slam her back.

Goshen gives a forceful shove with the shaft of his guisarme. The Talyxian tries to duck it and catch it with her main gauche, but gets a thwack to the jaw and collarbone. At the same time, she stabs her sword underneath Goshen's arms. The point glances off his chest plate and slides off to his right.

She's somewhat off balance and off guard, but is recovering quickly. Goshen can push his advantage or open the range.

>>23294
Fall back, use your weapon's reach to gut that bitch before she can close in.

>>23294
Back up and menace.
If you feel lucky, you could try a full swing; if it hits, it's definitely going to break shit, but if not you're buggered and off balance.
I would play it safe and keep it at a distance with stabs.

Remove codpiece

Make an Intimidate check

>>23294
Open the range. You're a spear user, range is your strong point.

Back up as far as you can and stab the shit out of her.

>>23294

Push down, bind arms with weapon shaft, headbutt. Kick to the knees and suchlike will be good here.

>>23294
Genre sense, tingling! We must show her kindness and gentleness and she will fall in love with us.

>>23427

Excellent! Let's throw down our weapon and smile stupidly!

>>23427
That can wait until she's not trying to kill us and has a good chance of doing so.

Look at her legs. She's got chain mail, meaning a piercing attack is going to be highly ineffectual unless we go for the face.

I suggest we keep going for the bludgeoning moves and beat her unconscious. This way we can interrogate her later and find out where she's getting her food and water from and if she has any buddies we need to look out for.

Test Pattern 2009/08/05(Wed)22:47 No. 23545 ID: 7eda8b
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>>23386
>Push down, bind arms with weapon shaft, headbutt.
Tempting, but she's fast and has two very maneuverable weapons. This could very easily result in one or both of them going into Goshen's throat.
>>23295
>Fall back, use your weapon's reach to gut that bitch before she can close in.
>>23303
>Open the range. You're a spear user, range is your strong point.
Goshen moves back, and puts her at the point of a spear. He makes an effort of driving his spear into her, but she's very good with her blades. Goshen is stronger and is using two hands, but her short weapons give her a mechanical advantage to compensate.

Goshen can try for a fierce attack to blast through her defenses with Sergal power, but his opponent flows like water. If she can get past his guisarme's blade and hold the shaft aside with her main-gauche, she could end this fight very quickly.

>>23427
>We must show her kindness and gentleness and she will fall in love with us.
Goshen isn't sure you understand the situation.

Keep retreating and thrusting. You're in a desert, you can keep it up for a very long time.

>>23545
Go for behind her knees and lift. It should send her on her back, at which point you stomp her neck and drive your blade into her skull. She can;t jump, it'll only make her fall harder.

Test Pattern 2009/08/05(Wed)23:10 No. 23550 ID: 7eda8b
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>>23433
>That can wait until she's not trying to kill us and has a good chance of doing so.
Goshen isn't sure you understand the situation at all.

[animated]

>>23550
How about that. A sergal on the receiving end of a rapeface. Too bad it'd be more stabstabstab instead of unfunfunf.

Kick sand into eyes suddenly, proceed to use the distraction. Doesn't even need to be fully succesful, it'll still distract her.

Test Pattern 2009/08/06(Thu)04:07 No. 23562 ID: 7eda8b
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>>23557
>Kick sand into eyes suddenly, proceed to use the distraction. Doesn't even need to be fully succesful, it'll still distract her.

Goshen lunges, scooting his foot forwards to kick sand into his opponent's face. It doesn't work quite as planned. Aiming sand at their swerving face, past their flowing robes, is troublesome.

>>23548
>Go for behind her knees and lift. It should send her on her back, at which point you stomp her neck and drive your blade into her skull. She can;t jump, it'll only make her fall harder.
Goshen tries to make the most of the movement to sweep the Talyxian's legs out from under her.

Test Pattern 2009/08/06(Thu)04:13 No. 23564 ID: 7eda8b
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What?

NO!!

>>23564
WILDLY SWING THAT SPEAR, UNLEASH YOUR INNER ROOKIE!

Man, she's fast. And cute.

Pity about the first one though, because she outclasses you HARD.

Surrender, seduce, and tap that asssssss

Fall back and get your spear point between her and you

If you can't dodge, try to at least take it in a non-vital area. She jumped, so she can't alter her course very much until she lands. Try to use that to your advantage.

She's IN THE AIR.

If you are ANY spearman worth your salt you can kill her now. While in the air she can't change direction and has highly predictable movement. There's no reason why this is not a fatal mistake on her part.

Let's put all those spear classes from Silvorum State University to good use, hmm?

>>23577

This. She's perfectly well impaling herself for us. Brace and thrust, no amount of being a super ninja will let her evade that.

Except the tail. But she doesn't have enough time to react.

>>23583

Oh wait, that tail is pitifully small for that. No matter then, brace and stab.

>>23584

Well, she seems to be inside the spear right now, it's going to be difficult to actually stab her

>>23594

Except if we just leap back and shorten the grip. Fuck graceful movements.

>>23599

She's already coming down, we don't have time to do all that. The only way we can go is over backwards and put the spear in the way so she can't finish us off.

Weave to the left.

Step left, impale her as she lands.

>>23564
Smack her out of the air.
Try not to die.

>>23564
Drop down, thrust up. if you miss, keep going into a roll and then you'll be behind her.

Sidestep and punch her to the face.
After that, get some distance to her.

>>23564
BITE HER SWORD ARM

Hold her sword arm back with the pole and roll back, she'll probably go with you but you'll probably end up on top of her.

>>23731

And we have bigger mass anyway.

>>23731
>you'll probably end up on top of her.

With sexy results.

Test Pattern 2009/08/07(Fri)11:59 No. 24102 ID: 7eda8b
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>>23570
>Fall back and get your spear point between her and you
>>23584
>brace and stab.
Goshen tips backwards and tries to raise his spear, but the Talyxian's too far inside her reach. It throws off her aim a bit.
>>23721
>BITE HER SWORD ARM
It doesn't work as planned.

>>24102
Oh fuck! Try to disembowel her with your rear claws!

>>24102

try to knock her feet out from under her, don't let go of the sword you're biting down on.

Tilt head sharply so you wrench the sword from her hands.

She's really good at fighting spear-users... Also, kick her in the bewlly if she's that close.

Fucking watch out for the small dagger. Try to grab her arm with your hand and attack her with your claw-feet.
Also keep biting down, even if it hurts.

>>24102
Twist.
Don't shout.
Try to get the weapon away from her and yourself also away from her.

Test Pattern 2009/08/07(Fri)13:29 No. 24157 ID: 7eda8b
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>>24121
>Fucking watch out for the small dagger. Try to grab her arm with your hand
It's hard to do both!

>and attack her with your claw-feet.
>>24105
>Try to disembowel her with your rear claws!
She's wearing chainmail!

Goshen lifts a leg to try anyway.

The Talyxian knees him in the groin.

Test Pattern 2009/08/07(Fri)13:30 No. 24159 ID: 7eda8b
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Goshen's situation has not improved!

>>24159
Try to flip her over you, and keep the haft striking.

Surrender and seduce!

suddenly let go and roll away to the side, try to gain distance.

>>24166
Or better yet, just roll away, if she's too strong and doesn't let go, then let go, otherwise, try to yank the blade away.

>>24159

You are the worst spearman in sergal history! Really, you should have been a farmer.

Mayby all is not lost.. your glaive seems to have an egdge to the side. Shifting your arms slightly would bring that to cut her sword hands armpit. Mayby enough.

If you're feeling desperate enough you can always let go of the spear and drive your thumbs in her eyesockets. You'll also likely bleed to death from multiple dagger punctures after getting her.

she's inside your spear range, let go of the spear, grab her knife arm with your left hand and grab some sand with your right, apply sand to her eyes.

Your spear seems to be pretty useless right now, since you appear to be in a bit of a grapple. Left hand, grab her dagger arm.

Right arm, beat her in the goddamn face.

Nice set of teeth, btw.

Let me put it this way:

The position you're in now, if you don't stop her from stabbing you with her FREE DAGGER ARM, you are going to die. Grab it. If that means ditching the spear, so be it.

How has she not stabbed the heck out of us yet?

Spear's no good at this range. Drop it and try to control where that dagger goes; IE: Not your throat.

Test Pattern 2009/08/07(Fri)17:09 No. 24285 ID: 7eda8b
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>>24215
>How has she not stabbed the heck out of us yet?
Goshen pushed her arm back with his weapon. Managing to catch her wrist with it through his watering eyes was sheerest luck, however.
>>24191
>Grab it. If that means ditching the spear, so be it.
Goshen releases his spear and flails around. After painful fumbles, leaving the Sergal's arm bleeding in half a dozen places, he manages to get ahold of the Talyxian's wrist!

>>24285

GO FOR THE EYE'S BOO!

>>24285
Right, we have a free hand.
Punch to the ribs, holding her in place with mouth and other hand.

Surrender, plead for life.

Throw sand in her eyes and start swinging.

>>24288

GO FOR THE EYES! RrraaaAAGHGHH!

>>24285
Scratch out her eyes!

>>24293
It'll be really hard to do that with a sword in our mouth

Pitch your head to your right slightly and grab her hair/head with your free hand.

Then impale it on the sword point.

Suggestion 2009/08/07(Fri)17:42 No. 24306 ID: dc3ed5
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>>24305

Blank !!Z5LGL1LwD5 2009/08/07(Fri)17:50 No. 24316 ID: 67c611
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>>24306

Easy out.

Hit your internal Berserk Button like you were trained to, Goshen.

White out, wake up to dead enemy.

"She's inside Goshen's reach before he knows it. If he'd taken a moment longer to turn around, he'd have steel in his neck right now.

Goshen desperately fends off a hurricane of blades and backpedals."

SHE IS TRYING TO KILL US, THERE IS NO SURRENDERING, TRYING TO BE NONLETHAL WILL ONLY PUT US AT A DISADVANTAGE

ATTACK LETHALLY

>>24285
Excellent work!

Uncomfortable as the position is, you now have more options. Use your free hand to grab her other wrist, and roll. If you can reverse so that you're on top (or at least so that she's not on top of you, and thus can't put her weight into her weapons), you can probably overpower her.

You're one successful maneuver away from having this.

Suggestion 2009/08/07(Fri)17:55 No. 24330 ID: d035e1
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>>24305
>>24293

This isn't MudyQuest. This is a real battle. No faggotry.


Cunt punt the bitch.

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/08/07(Fri)18:04 No. 24338 ID: 42e290
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look guys, I drew you a flowchart

I'm in agreement. Non-lethal force is for when you have a significant combat advantage. Not when you're struggling to not die via angry catperson with knives.

>>24346

Yes. And at this point, fight dirty. CLAW OUT THE BITCH'S EYES!

Suggestion 2009/08/07(Fri)19:50 No. 24446 ID: 033b20
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>>24338

wow you could not be more incorrect

Suggestion 2009/08/08(Sat)00:04 No. 24510 ID: 7eda8b
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>>24288
>GO FOR THE EYE'S BOO!
>>24297
>Scratch out her eyes!
>>24295
>GO FOR THE EYES! RrraaaAAGHGHH!

The Talyxian's head is startlingly mobile atop its long neck. She weaves out of the way, as if she isn't even tired, and knees Goshen in the groin again.

The pain is incredible. The blood loss is not extreme, but Goshen was dehydrated already. The Sergal's movements are growing sloppier and less coordinated.

It's harder to think. Everything tastes and smells like blood. If Goshen doesn't find a way to turn this around very quickly, he will lose.

GRAB THAT HAIR.

GRABBIT AND PULL

Her entire torso is being held up by your arm on her wrist and the sword in your teeth. You control her center of balance, though this may be difficult to capitalize on.

>>24513
idea: are you strong enough to straight-up break an arm? her sword arm is not going anywhere unless she is willing to give up the sword AND risk falling face first onto it. Even if you are not strong enough to do that, you should still be able to break her grip by reaching inside and sweeping your arm out hard against her wrist. Then sword facings!

>>24515

He's already told us he's confident that he's stronger than she is, but breaking a limb isn't exactly easy.

Again, as long as she's on top of you, you're at a severe disadvantage. You have both of her weapons disabled, and one arm free. If you can't strike her face, then grab her sword-wrist and BARREL ROLL LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.

Once you're on top, you're greater mass and strength will be easier to bring to bear. Also, it will become significantly harder for her to keep putting her knee to your groin if you're braced on top.

>>24510
Wow does not look good.
Umm QuickLoad?
If not then go for her Neck?

Develop masochistic tendencies and become aroused from the groin kneeing, then when she tries to flee from your terrifying erection, stab her with whatever seems like the best thing at the time.

Knee her in the groin. Try to rake her with our hindclaws. Roll over on top of her.

Roll her under us.

Try that arm-breaking thing with the arm you have in your grasp.

Rotate your hips sideways if you don't want to get hit in the balls.

Or better yet lock your legs around her to keep her from moving.

Or better yet just fucking knee her in the kidneys.

>>24527
Fuck no, we already did that and failed.

It's actually easy now, we already have her right arm grabbed.
Now we have to grab her left arm, with our right arm. Either she tries to avoid it and looses her sword, or we have both her arms grabbed and then she's at our mercy. For killing of course.
Try to keep your legs together, that groin kicking can't be healthy in the long run.

>>24526
>stab her with whatever seems like the best thing at the time.

I see what you did there

Bunch your feet up against her and kick her away suddenly, at the same time letting go of the sword in your teeth and grabbing for your spear

Suggestion 2009/08/08(Sat)09:16 No. 24586 ID: 7eda8b
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>>24545
>Roll her under us.
>>24517
>ROLL LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
Goshen hooks his arm against her side and pours his ebbing strength into flipping over. She can't dodge THAT!

Try to pin her arms

She is going to try to bite our hand. If she does, fish hoot that bitch.

*fish hook

Make sure to grab her left arm with your right arm when the opportunity shows.
And don't let go of the sword until you have her secured.

>>24586
Grab her arm, let go of the sword, go for the throat because there's a shitton of throat there.
Imma be honest here: You're probably going to either die or end up incapacitated, but at least she'll have some holes in her neck to remember you by.
For the few minutes she has left to live, anyway.

Suggestion 2009/08/08(Sat)20:35 No. 25274 ID: 7eda8b
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>>24605
>>24588

Goshen is an instant from grabbing her, when the Talyxian's poise and direction changes. She twists out of Goshen's grip, abandons her sword and scrambles out of the sergal's reach. He grasps after her, but gets a fresh slash in his arm for the trouble.

>>25274
There, now all she has is her dagger. Toss the sword away, and try to get her knife away from her.

>>25274
She's only got a dagger now!
ON YOUR FEET, SOLDIER
Press your advantage, and bind your wounds later!

You now have a sword, get to your feet while swinging.

>>25276
No! She can move faster than us right now! If we tossed it she'd run and grab it and use it against us again!

Grab the sword and keep it handy. You can use sidearms, right Goshen? Keep it in your good arm and get some distance between you.

>>25274

Well then are you good for anything with that spear Goshen? She has her back to us and is close enough so her speed shouldn't matter.

Throw that spear and skewer her.

>>25287
Too close for the spear, use that sword that's in your mouth.

>>25302

I'm assuming she's running away now.

>>25305
Or to the other guy to use him as a hostage.

Test Pattern 2009/08/08(Sat)21:21 No. 25310 ID: 7eda8b
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>>25287
>Well then are you good for anything with that spear Goshen? She has her back to us and is close enough so her speed shouldn't matter.
Goshen isn't sure he's impressed upon you just how fast this creature is. He didn't even SEE her switch the dagger to her left hand.

By the time Goshen's bloody hands have fumbled for his spear, she's turned to defend herself and is backing away.

>>25310
BLUFF CHECK TIME
Don't alert her to his presence.
Just soldier up, grab the sword and spear, and charge.

>>25310
Close in with your friend. Two will probably die here, make certain one of them is ratbitch.

Test Pattern 2009/08/08(Sat)21:47 No. 25334 ID: 7eda8b
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"GHHK!"

>>25334
That snack is worthless. Luckily he just bought you some time to get up and stab the bitch while she's kicking him.

>>25334
At least she doesn't have weapons now.
Spear & sword, charge.
Hold spear like lance, hope that hits.
Strike with sword if no.

All she has is a puny dagger. Get the sword so she can't take it. Don't charge, just stab like the fist of the north star.

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

Test Pattern 2009/08/08(Sat)22:03 No. 25352 ID: 7eda8b
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>>25348
>All she has is a puny dagger.
Technically, now she has two puny daggers.

Get ready to dodge a kick when you come up behind her.

Duck.

Pick up spear.

Roll out of the way.

Tell the snack to make himself useful.

God, the bitch just wont die.

>>25385
Yeah, so it seems.

Do NOT take your eyes off her. Do everything you can to keep her at the point of your weapon, because if she gets in close like that again, we're boned.

She may have two weapons again, but both have functionally no reach. Judging from the way this fight's been going, and the creature's sheer agility, limb shots aren't going to cut it if you don't have something to distract her. She's just too much faster than us. Body shots are gonna be harder to dodge.

Test Pattern 2009/08/08(Sat)22:54 No. 25403 ID: 7eda8b
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>>25349
>CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
Goshen's body will not cooperate.

>>25393
>Do NOT take your eyes off her. Do everything you can to keep her at the point of your weapon, because if she gets in close like that again, we're boned.
Okay.

How is your other guy? Does it look like he'll be of any further help?

Test Pattern 2009/08/08(Sat)23:40 No. 25424 ID: 7eda8b
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>>25405
>How is your other guy? Does it look like he'll be of any further help?
No.

...Ask if we're done fighting.

>>25424
Well, alrighty then. Since she seems to be playing this defensively right now, what with backing up, see if you can't circle around so that she's between you and the burning wreckage of the wagon. If you can force her back into it, you might be able to limit her mobility and land a hit.

Oh..I guess we are.

go stumble to that other sergal and pass out on top of him.

Wait, what?

She was impressed by our expert battle tactics.

Or she decided it wasn't worth her time. Either way, you handled that like a champ, Goshen.

Much as passing out sounds like an appealing idea, I would recommend using cloth from the wagon top to bind that arm and stem the bleeding. Also, check for water.

How's buddy brown doing?

Seems like GM fiat saved our ass...

Guess this continues tomorrow.

>>25447
Try to fall forward so you don't choke on the blood.

Test Pattern 2009/08/10(Mon)01:20 No. 26622 ID: 7eda8b
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It is very bright here. It is very hot. It is no longer early morning.

Goshen is awake.

Ask if brownie is ok to establish toughness.

I know how this works. Goshen, start walking. Walk until you can't walk anymore, and than walk some more. When you wake up, you will find yourself to have been miraculously found near death and brought to an exotic oasis inhabited by an itinerant master of war who nurses you back to health. Commence training montage and plot.

It's just how these things go.

Test Pattern 2009/08/10(Mon)01:47 No. 26649 ID: 7eda8b
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>>26627
The dustback's not dead. Hasn't woken up, though. If there's something wrong with his neck, Goshen doesn't know how to fix it. He tried cussing at him earlier, but it wasn't as satisfying as he'd hoped. The little guy had a stake snared to his collar, keeping him laying the way he was. He'd dug it out of the ground during the fight. Yelling at the dead mule behind the cart proved no more satisfying.

Goshen has been trying to stay awake, but he's dozed off a few times. He's been sleeping during the day and traveling at night until now, but he's worried the Talyxian will return.

Even without her sword, it was a miracle Goshen was able to put up a strong enough guard to convince her she couldn't safely get through it.

Goshen's gotten a few things done. He bandaged his arm, and bent out the wire bands of the cart to make a little tent. The barrel's full of high-proof whiskey. It had a little channel poked in it to pour a steady stream onto a pile of charcoal and ashes. A clever rig to keep a fire pouring black into the sky. Goshen put it out.

The cart had a few waterskins in it. Goshen didn't dare drink his fill. He doesn't know how long they'll have to last.

The crate is filled with dried fruits and tubers, plus some cloth and some useless wooden crafts. Southern sergals are omnivores, but northerns are carnivores. Like many carnivores, Goshen can eat other things if he absolutely has to, but it's not a good plan in the long term.

Goshen found a cubbyhole built into the cart, where the dustback had been hiding his dagger, plus eleven copper pieces. Enough for some supplies, or maybe a few nights at a cheap inn.

Goshen needs to think of what to do if his useless new friend doesn't wake up.

>Goshen needs to think of what to do if his useless new friend doesn't wake up.

...Seems kind of obvious. Another meal, another comrade to avenge.

>>26649
If he doesn't wake up, eat him.

Drag your friend over to you and cradle him while you rest and think. Soft fluffy things help clear the mind.

Oh, try and figure out which way the cart was pointing before it overturned, that should lead to some sort of checkpoint or landmark.

Test Pattern 2009/08/10(Mon)02:08 No. 26668 ID: 7eda8b
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>>26658
>Oh, try and figure out which way the cart was pointing before it overturned, that should lead to some sort of checkpoint or landmark.
Goshen isn't sure that would matter. It's not unheard of for a lone dustback to be tasked with shipping goods from settlement to settlement, but the Talyxian staked him to the ground and set a fire going for no purpose but to make smoke to attract targets. She dressed this whole scene up.

Goshen isn't sure if he should continue resting here until nightfall... maybe even hazard some shut-eye, or press on now.

>>26649
Is the mule still fresh enough? If so eat something and cut some pieces of for later.
You should probably try to help the dusty if possible. We could need some help and he, at least, tried to be helpful. Have you tried to remove his collar? Maybe give him some booze, it will do "something" with his throat.

>>26671
Indeed, you have god-knows how much food in the form of that mule.

Also, he did try to help, fail as hard as he did. Also, if he traveled this route with any form of regularity as a wagon-driver, he might actually be able to tell you how far away the nearest settlement is.

>>26668
It's probably for the best to make your stand at the wagon. She could easily track us and ambush us when we are even weaker.
Could you set up some simple traps? Improvise some caltrops or something.

Test Pattern 2009/08/10(Mon)02:48 No. 26686 ID: 7eda8b
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>>26671
>Maybe give him some booze, it will do "something" with his throat.
"AKPTH!"

Hey, it worked!

>>26686
If he seem to be healthy and alert enough, tell him to stay guard and try to sleep a few hours.
It's a risk, but eventually falling unconscious wont help yo either.

Test Pattern 2009/08/10(Mon)03:51 No. 26712 ID: 7eda8b
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The dustback pants and gasps for air. He doesn't seem mad at Goshen, nor even afraid.

"I'm alive!" he shouts.

"You! You're alive!"

He laughs, ecstatic, then he regains his composure.

"Did you kill the monster? Did you kill Shadran?"

"Eh no, she just kind of walked off...She'll probably be back..people like that never just walk off forever"

"No. It apparently decided the kill wasn't easy enough, and fled."

>>26712
"I defeated but didn't kill her. She's gone for now. Tell what's going on here, why did she set up this trap?"
I'm also still for risking some hours of sleep, we really need it.

>>26712

Be dramatic, pull a sad face, close your eyes and look away slowly.

Tell him no, she escaped after you beat her.

>>26712
Oh yeah almost forgot, tell him who's his new boss and ask him if he got a name.

Test Pattern 2009/08/10(Mon)04:13 No. 26728 ID: 7eda8b
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"Eh no," says Goshen with a shrug. "She decided she couldn't kill me safely enough, and walked off."

Some of the color drains out of the southern sergal's face.

"Oh..." he says. "Well at least we're alive. I thought you were dead for sure. And me not long after, for giving warning. Thank you. Thank you, sir. I'm named Aphek."

Goshen gives his full name.

"Nice to m- Wait, what was that second one?" asks the southerner.

"R-A-N-E," Goshen spells.

"Oh. Okay."

>>26728

Hmmmm...

Anyway, request that he take up guard duty and let you rest.

>>26728
Wouldn't Silves be the last name he should be worried about?

>>26729
Yawn terrifying before sleeping.

>>26732
I think it's wise not to scare someone before sleeping next to them, essentially entrusting our livelihood to them.

GOSHEN: Say "Gesundheit" whenever Aphek says his name.

Test Pattern 2009/08/10(Mon)04:44 No. 26744 ID: 7eda8b
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Goshen knows the enemy could return at any time, but he also knows he's more tired than he's ever been in his life. Even the trials to earn his elite raider sigil wasn't nearly this bad.

Besides. They should have time to run.

>>26732
>Yawn terrifying before sleeping.
Goshen yawns, but forgets the box is in the way, so it doesn't look scary.

Goshen sleeps, and has a dream about sleeping in a more comfortable location.

In the morning, ask Aphek about Shadran like, how does he know her name?

>>26747
Or when you wake up at least

Test Pattern 2009/08/10(Mon)05:29 No. 26750 ID: 7eda8b
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>>26747
>In the morning-
IT IS THE MORNING

>>26750

:(

Try and cover face with cloth or something to help you fall asleep.

>>26750
Oh god. That is the funniest sergal image since SDF left town.

>>26750
either way sleep then ask