Attempt to fix a coin or create a double-headed one in order to win coin flips whenever needed.

Search through that box near the beds. Also take a look outside.

Cease ripping off Creepy Wall and go down the ladder.

What's on the table there?

Assemble the items on your desk into a tiny makeshift shrine for Mudy. Then write a will, since you'll be dead in ten images anyway.

Inventory check

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/02(Thu)19:01 No. 2082 ID: fb5d8e
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>>2069
Ted doesn't have the means for that here.

>>2073
It's a morse-code reciever and transmitter. Ted doesn't understand it, but his future partner should.

>>2076
Ted is carrying a bit of food, water, a medkit and ammunition. Just general issue stuff.

>>2071
The box at the bottom end has miscellaneous supplies. The one at the top has books and games to pass the time with.
Ted opens the door to have a look outside.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/02(Thu)19:01 No. 2083 ID: fb5d8e
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OH SHI-

>>2082
incoming death.

>>2084
too slow :(

Oh god Reaver went crazy

>>2086
Went?

Well, it's finished. Watch Quest is finally over. I'm sad to see it go, but I think we can all agree it was the most satisfying way it could have concluded.

It's been quite a ride, gentlemen.

Quite a ride.

Fucking Epic, this puts RubyQuest to shame.

Archive this shit.

Watch Quest Revival Suggestion 2009/07/07(Tue)22:54 No. 3689 ID: fb5d8e
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Fenix Weatherford has been stationed in the watchtower after two years faithful service. His roommate should already be here. Together they will begin taking 12 hour shifts watching for threats that are only stopped from entering their glorious empire by a concrete wall.

Fenix has done this sort of thing before, but is much smaller towers. Ones where you didn't actually sleep in them.
He is curious to see how it will work out - two men in a cramped space for such a long time.

It's been a long ride to the tower and a long climb up the stairs, and his shift is beginning in 12 hours. He better get some rest.

>>3689

Take a peek out the door.

Exit door

>>3689
I think your new roomate - "Buck", I believe he's called - is right outside that door.

Suggestion 2009/07/07(Tue)22:59 No. 3696 ID: fb5d8e
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>>3690

>>3696
Sensational. The sequel was even better than the original.

Kudos to you, good sir!

>>3690
You dick.

>>3689

>TROLLTROLLTROLL.jpg

o i c wut u did thar

>>3689
>>3696
I don't get it. Why did he go out the door?

>>3715
Because beyond that door, his destiny awaited.

Eventually, there will be a big enough pile of bodies that someone survives the fall...

>>3757

or the invading army will climb the stairs made of corpses.

Watch Quest Ultimatum Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/08(Wed)02:08 No. 3768 ID: fb5d8e
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Sergeant Joe Wagner's log, day 1.

Those fuckers have finally invaded. I have no idea how they managed to get so close unseen. These watchtowers cover the entire area, yet they managed to break through one blindspot.
It wasn't long before we were overrun. My entire squad is dead. I managed to get up this tower and torch the stairs before those fuckers could follow. I hope they burned to death.

This tower is empty. I assume the soldiers on duty were called to perform in battle.
I better check how much supplies I have, and see if I can make contact with the base.

Lay on the bed and panic.

>>3768
Inspect box for supplies and stay away from the damn door.
Is the radio still functional?

>>3768
Remind yourself that this is still better than kitchen duty.
Fuck, nobody's around so drop your pants and fap until you pass out.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/08(Wed)02:20 No. 3774 ID: fb5d8e
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>>3769
Sergeant Joe Wagner's log, day 1.
5 minutes since lockdown.

shitshitshitshitfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
fuckfuckfuck
shitshitshitshit
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shitshitshitshit

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/08(Wed)02:21 No. 3775 ID: fb5d8e
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>>3771
Sergeant Joe Wagner's log, day 1.
15 minutes since lockdown.

Lay on the bed and panicked for 10 minutes. Managed to pull self together.
Checked radio for activity. The familiar whirs and buzzes tells me it's still active.

What's that tank next to the sink? Water? How much?

The door! The door is your only hope of escape! Can't you hear it calling you? Beckoning with it's motherly doorhandles?

>>3775
Cry for help on all frequencies.
If you reach someone, babble like the madman you are.

Quickly retrieve SANITY from RADIO

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/08(Wed)02:30 No. 3780 ID: fb5d8e
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Sergeant Joe Wagner's log, day 1.
16 minutes since lockdown.

Feeling slightly worried about gastank for the stove. Wondering how much is still inside. A leak would be fatal.

I considered opening the door to look outside, but the battle must still be raging. If I open that door I'm bound to find a missile in my stomach.
Or I am just a huge coward.

Send morse code signal to all available frequencies. Hoping for response on one of them.




Sergeant Joe Wagner's log, day 1.
20 minutes since lockdown.

Received response on radio. Morse code message tells me to stay put untill further notice.
Troops will pick me up once the invaders have been defeated.

>>3779
>>3778

Don't listen to these two! They're the ones trying to get you killed! Or captured by those damn bastards! Go to the door... Eternal peace waits on the other side! As well as all the kittens you can eat!

>>3780
You need to be ready in case the enemy attacks. Use the gas tank to build a makeshift explosive trap that triggers if the door is opened.

Suggestion 2009/07/08(Wed)07:09 No. 3792 ID: bde1b8
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>>3790
Poorly drawn plans for trap.

The red is a trip wire, which goes to the WEPON's trigger. When the wire is tripped, it'll shoot the gas tank and use movie physics to explode.

My god, this is even more grimdark than the original thread.
If we run any more people through here, we're going to get a miniature Silent Hill.

>>3780
Your fellow troops are probably right outside.
Check the door to see if they've arrived yet.

>>3780
They would tell you that even if there was no help coming, wouldn't they? But what else can you do? If you open any door, you'll be immediately killed. No, no, your only hope, however slim, is to do as they command and sit tight. If you run out of food, you'll have to risk it, but not before.

Speaking of food, you should do an inventory of your food and water. You're going to have to stretch it out. Plan on being hungry.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/08(Wed)14:06 No. 3851 ID: fb5d8e
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>>3810
Sergeant Joe Wagner's log, day 1.
21 minutes since lockdown.

Have no choice but to follow orders. Will sit here untill anyone finds me. Not opening hatch or door.

Checked food and water supplies. Cupboards contain several bottles of drinkable water, and the sink is connected to a watertank on top of the tower. Don't know how much is in there. Should probably boil that water before consumption.
Food is chocolate, dry crackers and instant powder broth. Seems like fresh food was all consumed or not yet delivered.
Together these should be a week's worth of full meals, but I can stretch it if I eat less.

>>3851
Sleep to conserve food and water and energy.

>>3851
Barricade trapdoor with round table, and barricade other door with radio table before you do >>3854

>>3851
Try to stretch it out as much as you can stand.

Realize that the situation is hopeless.
Besides, where are you supposed to take a crap?

Suggestion 2009/07/08(Wed)21:47 No. 4436 ID: fb5d8e
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Sergeant Joe Wagner's log, day 1.
27 minutes since lockdown.

Realized base would tell me they'd come get me even if they couldn't. Situation is hopeless. Can't reach bathroom due to torched stairs.

Going to try and sleep to conserve energy.





Sergeant Joe Wagner's log, day 1.
1 hour, 10 minutes since lockdown.

Can't sleep. Keep thinking of slow pain by hunger or starvation.
Getting claustrophobic. Feels like walls are closing in.

Keep crying.

Exhausted.






Sergeant Joe Wagner's log, day 1.
6 hour, 35 minutes since lockdown.

Woke up due to loud rumbling.
Entire room shook.
Too scared to leave bed.

>>4436
Peek out the door to see what's going on. Make sure you open it up the whole way and lean out for a really good look-see.

Keep crying until you get bored of doing that. It's not like you have anything better to do.

>>4436

Try contacting headquarters again.

Suggestion 2009/07/08(Wed)22:12 No. 4450 ID: fb5d8e
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Sergeant Joe Wagner's log, day 1.
6 hour, 45 minutes since lockdown.

Cried a little more. I'm such a wimp.
Finally forced self out of bed to check radio.
Found out it's dead.
All frequencies down.
Cause of rumbling must have killed the communication lines.
Can only wait now.

Considered opening door again.
Everything is so quiet after rumble. Might be safe.
Might not.
Will think about it some more.

>>4450
Enough with your self pity! Dance a jig. A *happy* jig.

Then see if the door wants to join you in the dance.

>>4450
Check BOX OF BOOKS for something to alleviate boredom with.

Check to see if you have any of Toms Radio Crackers (tm)

Suggestion 2009/07/08(Wed)22:28 No. 4465 ID: fb5d8e
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Sergeant Joe Wagner's log, day 1.
6 hour, 50 minutes since lockdown.

Tried reading book. 'Great battles of Britain'.
Narration put mind at ease. Enjoyed imagining the quotes in silly voices.
Sometimes I tried to do the silly voice for real, but scared myself with the sound of my voice. Rather keep quiet.




Sergeant Joe Wagner's log, day 1.
8 hour, 12 minutes since lockdown.

Finished reading book. Feeling calm now.

Getting a little thirsty.

>>4465

Check faucet

>>4465

Take a sip of water.

Drink water. Make sock puppets.

THERE IS A WATER FOUNTAIN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/09(Thu)17:45 No. 4723 ID: fb5d8e
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Sergeant Joe Wagner's log, day 1.
8 hours, 22 minutes since lockdown.

Poured myself a cup of water from one of the bottles. Tasted stale.
Got dressed. Opted to make left sock into puppet instead. Pretend it talks to me so soothe my worries. Don't know if I should give it a name.

Poured self another glass of water.



>/quest/ is now sockpuppet's voice

"Hey, Joe. I'm Lefty. What's a standup fella like you doing in a craphole like this?"

"Hey Joe, y'know what'd be a blast? Let's see what's on the other side of that door! It leads to the Realm of Sockington - my home sweet home!"

>>4726
"Lefty speaks in lies! Don't listen to his harsh words! Outside is unsafe, unclean!"

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/09(Thu)18:14 No. 4741 ID: fb5d8e
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Sergeant Joe Wagner's log, day 1.
8 hours, 27 minutes since lockdown.

Turns out my sockpuppet who named itself Lefty has many voices and personalities. Don't want to talk back.
Too scared to take it off.
Try telling myself it is all in my head but that makes it worse.

Don't want to be here.

"Hey, buddy. I'm not gonna tell you how to run your watch, but you really think that teeny little ankle-table is gonna stop anyone from opening that hatch? The hatch probably weighs more than it. Nice of you to leave your gun right next to it, too."

>>4741
>>4742
"Didn't you burn the stairs anyways? Who's gunna build new ones in under half a day?"

>>4741

"Don't worry, Joe. We're your conscience. Just listen to what we have to say, and we'll see to it that you come out of this thing in one piece."

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/09(Thu)18:23 No. 4749 ID: fb5d8e
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Sergeant Joe Wagner's log, day 1.
8 hours, 30 minutes since lockdown.

Lefty says the coffee table is not enough to hold the hatch down and it is dangerous to leave my gun next to it. Sat on coffeetable with gun in hand.
Don't want to move.
Lefty told me I torched the stairs. Remembered I torched the stairs.
Too scared to move.

Turn the light off, we don't want people to see any light coming through from this room, also the room should be a bit more calming in the dark.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/09(Thu)18:30 No. 4754 ID: fb5d8e
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Sergeant Joe Wagner's log, day 1.
8 hours, 35 minutes since lockdown.

Lefty assured me he's part of me and is here for my best interests. Then made a joke about the construction flaws in this building.
Realized stairs weren't wood. Might still be there.

Left told me to turn off light. Don't know how.
Closed eyes to simulate darkness.
Feels like everything is closing in.
Hard to breath.

"Who makes the stairs in a concrete watchtower out of wood, anyway? I guess the same guys who decide not to give it any windows! Ahahaha! I'll be here all week, Joe."

You were in a hurry up those stairs... Were they made of wood, or just paneled in it?

Probably not safe to open the hatch and check. And imagine the smoke.

"Is it too early to worry if you can trust me with aiming your gun? Nah, I'm just kidding. You know I wouldn't turn on you, Joe."

>>4754
You should find another book to read, Joe. I'll even narrate it for you!

>Left told me to turn off light. Don't know how.

"Why Joe, you're holding the solution! Shoot the bulb!"

Look around for hidden switches and stuff.

>>4765
Okay, even as the guy who suggested it originally i godda say; thats fucking stupid

I'm your only friend, Joe! Joooooooooooe... I'm your only friend. Are you my friend, Joe? Let's be friends forever and ever and ever and EVER!

"Joe! Where are we going? Take me with you! I need to be by your side all the time, but don't show me to anyone else. You have to let me in on all your secrets, Joe. Tell me what happened while I wasn't with you! Tell me, or headquarters will be sad. They will be so sad, Joe. Joe, tell me what happened. Joe, friends don't keep secrets, do they? Are we friends, Joe? Joe, we're friends, aren't we? I'm like your bunk mate. Don't you miss your bunk mate? Would you keep a secret from him? Do you want to make headquarters sad? Tell me everything, Joe. I am your life, Joe. Tell me everything. Do what I say. Be a good soldier, Joe. Don't talk to the enemy, Joe. Tell me what happened. Tell me what happened."

>>4769
"It's not stupid, Joe! The shortest path between two points is a straight line, Joe! Shoot the bulb, Joe! Then we can open up the door and let some sunlight in! C'mon, Joe! Do it for your ol' pal Lefty, Joe!"

are you hungry? I'm getting kinda hungry...

"Jesus, open the door and let some fresh air in, man. You don't look so good."

"Oh, but don't actually set foot outside. You'll fall to your death if you do that."

"Oh god! Oh god! You feel so good inside me! Oh god!"

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/12(Sun)15:40 No. 5581 ID: fb5d8e
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>animated

>>5581

...Fuck.

>>5581
you can't get rid of us Joe. We're with you forever and ever and ever and ever.

A trilogy for the ages.

Well, that was kinda depressing...

GREAT SUCCESS!

So this is proof that the voices of /quest/ cause insanity.

you trolling motherfuckers and your door

More! We need more victims!

Suggestion 2009/07/20(Mon)04:41 No. 9252 ID: fb5d8e
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--hhhzzzzzkkhh-Ech--kkssshhhhhh---Echolon 3. 5. 0. to Charlie One. Arrived at potentially haunted tower. Requesting orders. Over. -kksshh-

Echelon three five zero, this is Charlie One Actual.
...
How'd you get up there, anyway?

Roger that Echolon 3.5.0, this is Charlie One. Why don't you check out that door? Over.

>>9252
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

>>9292

He came through that door, numbnuts.

Suggestion 2009/07/20(Mon)09:53 No. 9307 ID: fb5d8e
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-kkksshhhghh-- Alpha Romero Raven. The opal is green. I repeat, opal is green. Over. -kkssshh-

>>9307
Affirmative Echelon 3. 5. 0, carry out the objective. Over.

Suggestion 2009/07/20(Mon)10:07 No. 9312 ID: fb5d8e
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-ksshh- Roger that, Charlie One. Commencing scan. Over. -kkssshhh-

--kgghhhhh--

-ksshhh- Echelon 3. 5. 0. to Charlie One. I am picking up zero unusual strings. That is zero unusual strings. Over. -kksshhhh-

>>9312
Echelon 3. 5. 0. we seem to be picking up some minor interference on our video feed. Could just be the old system we've tapped but don't let your guard down. Over.

>>9312

Copy that Echelon 3. 5. 0. I'm picking up what looks like a trap door on our visual scans. Move that table off of it and see if you can get it open. Over.