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2042 No. 2042 ID: 197650

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No. 9293 ID: 1afd58

>>9290
Well, y'know, keep on going until you come out the other side.

Be prepared to kick Jason if he gets fresh.
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No. 9296 ID: 197650
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9296

>>9293
Jason doesnt seem to make a move, thank goodness.
Exiting the other side of the hatch, you enter a small room.
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No. 9298 ID: 1afd58

>>9296
Preacher knows best; don't open that box. We don't have any tools anyway.

What is that thing on the left wall over there?
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No. 9299 ID: 197650
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9299

>>9298
You inspect the box, and conclude that it isnt nailed shut, unlike the other boxes encountered so far.

Jason tells you the thing on the wall is a steel plate, it must have slid down to cover something up.
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No. 9302 ID: 1afd58

>>9299
Well... maybe that sign is telling Preacher not to open the box.

We can use that excuse anyway.

Jason, honey, can you open this?
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No. 9304 ID: 197650
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9304

>>9302
You ask Jason to remove the top of the box, though feeling a bit uncomfortable about the honey part, you still try to ask him politely as possible.

Jason, with ease, removes the top of the box, although unsure why you didnt do it yourself, as it wasnt held in place in any way, he shrugs it off.
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No. 9306 ID: f42c4e

>>9304
Bend over and look at the now open box carefully.
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No. 9309 ID: 197650
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9309

>>9306
>>9304
Fearing the worst, you bend over and extract the content of the crate.
Luckily, rather than something like a human head, you find a cog!

You hope you didnt tease Jason more bending over like that.
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No. 9310 ID: f42c4e

>>9309
Go all the way back to SMALL CABINET and put COG in MISSING COG SLOT.
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No. 9311 ID: 197650
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9311

>>9310
You return to said room like its magic.
While Jason installs the COG propperly, you inspect the buttans
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No. 9314 ID: f42c4e

>>9311
PRESS BOTH AT SAME TIME.

If that does nothing, press the one nearest to you.
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No. 9316 ID: 197650
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9316

>>9314
pressing both makes the door open slightly before closing again. You guess one of them is to open the door and the other to close it.

you press the button closest to you, it being the button that opens the door!
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No. 9317 ID: f42c4e

>>9316
Continue forward and onwards!
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No. 9327 ID: 197650
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9327

>>9317
As you enter the next room, you are greeted by a voice, "Oh, hi!" it proclaims.
You look into the room and see a figure, his voice is kind and his grin impossibly big.
He introduces himself as PETE, and offers you a meal.
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No. 9329 ID: 1afd58

>>9327
Hi... uh... Pete.

My... husband and I would like a meal?

(Just pretend to be attached to Jason so he doesn't want to touch you oh god)
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No. 9330 ID: c73b9f

>>9327
Say hello to Pete.

Ask him what he's got to eat.

If it's creepy, then beat feet.
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No. 9331 ID: 41f1b5

ask pete if you are for dinner, run if the answer is yes
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No. 9332 ID: 34d3ad

>>9327

"...Sure. I could eat."
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No. 9335 ID: 197650
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9335

>>9329
>>9330
>>9331
>>9332
You introduce yourself and Jason as a married couple, luckily Jason plays along.

You decide to ask PETE what exactly he's serving, he responds that he is uncertain, "I'm not entirely sure what they call it."

He offers you a seat, and adds that he needs to go get a few things anyways.
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No. 9337 ID: f42c4e

>>9335
Sit down and ask before he leaves what F4 is.
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No. 9344 ID: 197650
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9344

>>9337
You take a seat, and ask Pete what F4 means, he says he doesn't know, "I just know it doesnt make for good cooking".
He also apologises for having to go out, he states he's only recently opened up his little restaurant, "which is also why I dont quite know how to name everything yet, oh, and stay out of the kitchen."
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No. 9347 ID: f42c4e

>>9344
...You have tried your food, right? And other people have too, yeah?
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No. 9349 ID: 197650
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9349

>>9347
Without awnsering, Pete walks out of the door.
Maybe he didnt hear you?
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No. 9351 ID: 34d3ad

>>9349

Get a bad feeling about this.
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No. 9354 ID: 1afd58

>>9349
Um, husband, would you mind pulling up a seat and keeping watch from that side of the table so we can see both doors?
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No. 9359 ID: ed469a

Look in the kitchen.
I bet it's got blood all over it.
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No. 9388 ID: d5b2d6

go in the kitchen

do it faggot
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No. 9424 ID: 197650
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9424

>>9351
You've got a bad feeling about this.

>>9354
>Um, husband, would you mind pulling up a seat and keeping watch from that side of the table so we can see both doors?
Jason agrees to stand watch.

>>9359
>>9388
You enter ze kitchen.
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No. 9426 ID: 1afd58

>>9424
Run back out to jason and suggest we run the hell away immediately.

Go back to your bedroom and barricade the door, screaming to momdad for help because pete is killing people.
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No. 9433 ID: c80cec

Take CLEAVER, so pete can't take it. Run back out and inform Jason of the horrors.
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No. 9456 ID: 197650
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9456

>>9433
You cant move the CLEAVER, its been struck into the wood too hard for you to move it.
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No. 9457 ID: f44349

>Pete
>butcher
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
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No. 9467 ID: bde1b8

>>9426
Lets do this now, and G T F O.
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No. 9468 ID: c80cec

>>9456
Maybe Jason and his MANLY PHYSIQUE can pry the knife from the table.
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No. 9474 ID: 197650
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9474

>>9468
Jason is standing watch outside though.
You look trough the room of possibly useful items.
Cleaver - unobtainable
Human Arm
Human Leg
Badge
Knives - stuck in the wall, unlikely to give.
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No. 9477 ID: d897b9

>>9474
Take the severed arm. Arms are handy.
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No. 9479 ID: 1afd58

>>9474
Try to be able to summon the courage to take the human arm in case it fits the hand scanner.

Take BADGE.

Then scream in terror and run outside, hoping Jason doesn't think you just cute this arm off of someone yourself.
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No. 9485 ID: 197650
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9485

>>9477
>>9479
You gather the useful items and start to make your way back to Jason.
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No. 9498 ID: 197650
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9498

>>9474
As you make your way out you hear Jason shout your name, its silence halfway trough.
Before you can respond, Pete is standing in the doorway.
"Hey here duddy, what are you doing back here? Only thing that's back here is food, are you food buddy?"
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No. 9500 ID: 1afd58

>>9498
These are PEOPLE, you PSYCHOPATH.

Scream for momdad and try to rush past him. Hope Jason is ok, but mostly just try to get momdad's attention.

Momdad knows what is best.
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No. 9501 ID: f42c4e

>>9498
You're back here too, y'know.
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No. 9503 ID: f44349

>>9498
"...If the only thing back here is food doesn't that make YOU food too?"
And then pray his head explodes from logical paradox.
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No. 9504 ID: 34d3ad

>>9498

"Oh, heavens no! I'm a customer!" Examine one of the bodies. "...I'd like some of this one, please."
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No. 9505 ID: 670155

Grab cleaver on the table, commence cleaver duel!
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No. 9506 ID: 670155

Oh, didnt see stuck in the wood bit. Go for cleaver, pretend you're going to use it. then duck and run when he takes a swing at you.
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No. 9507 ID: f42c4e

>>9501
>>9503
Let's hope he has no paradox-absorbing crumple zones
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No. 9551 ID: 197650
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9551

Ignoring all the witty remarks going around in your head, Pete takes a swing at you.
You are frozen, paralyzed, you cant move! You can just watch in fear how Pete raises his cleaver, about to make you into a meal...
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No. 9557 ID: 197650
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9557

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No. 9559 ID: f42c4e

>>9551
Maybe he's like a shark, SCREAM AS LOUD AS YOU CAN.
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No. 9595 ID: 34d3ad

>>9557

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