??? 2010/06/30(Wed)13:41 No. 201446 ID: c3735a
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Shit shit shit.
By holy spirits, that was way too close.

>>201446
Running for your life from an evil superscientist and his friends? I would suggest you leave whatever you stole behind and run faster. But since you're not going to leave it just run faster, alot faster. Or hide better.

oh hi.

>>201446
So you got out. Good for you. You know what else?

YOU'RE POSSESED!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

??? 2010/06/30(Wed)13:58 No. 201458 ID: c3735a
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Out?
What are you talking about? We just got in!
I am no thief! Please don't accuse me like that honored Holy Spirits.

Who might you be? A Hero? Darn.

Where are we.Who are you.And the hell are you ranig from?

They appear to be... a half-undead and a cowboy?

OK looks like you're in his tower. Its weakness is actually at the lowest level. Something called a "Void engine". If you can break it you'll likely destroy him and his tower. The golems that took out the rest of your party are well armed, but autonomous. They probably aren't as smart at strategizing as he is. Plus they were a last minute deal so they're probably duct taped together.

>>201485
Traitor. Have you no sense of loyalty?

??? 2010/06/30(Wed)14:42 No. 201491 ID: c3735a
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What tower? We succesfully got into his fortress where he keeps his flying things like that giant metal mantaray!
Hero? Me? I am not sure about it. But my friends are heroes, atleast that I what I think. The old man is very exprienced, and that chick ain't bad either.

>>201488
[are you even sure we are the same set of voices?]

>>201492
[We got disconnected form Tory, Mr. Ordinary Guy McNot-Hero Heroton summoning us through time and space with the words "holy spirits" is a logical explanation in my books.]

Alright, guess we have to help you Mr. Guy.... But first, explain the current situation please.

>>201491
Did you have any soldit plan of attack or was it just the good old "Try to burst in and save the day!" approach?

Because this doesn't really seem all that thought out.

??? 2010/06/30(Wed)15:02 No. 201513 ID: c3735a
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Okay.
Two months ago, owner of this fortress attacked our capital with a giant, flying metallic mantaray. It was disasterous. City burned down almost completely. Half of the population died. Almost all of the royal family died. The army is crippled by attack, so they haven't organized attack yet! It is unknown why he attacked.

And yeah, we do have a plan! He threatened to attack again, so we decided to sneak in, destroy his weaponry and kill him! So, we sneaked in. We almost got noticed by his metal golems that patrol the outside areas.

He attacked because your jerk Hero friends killed his dragon. D:

Anyway, his robots self-destruct at the sound of Beethoven's 5th symphony. Gather an entire party of Bards and you should be fine.

if you could not beat the golems he commands, what makes you so sure you can best the man himself?

>>201513
Oh that little thing. How many did he get? 25000? Or did he manage to get up to 50000?

Anyway, you're in pretty deep shit right now. Unless you either got some heavy explosives or some magical stuff with you, you don't really have a very big chance on damaging his equipment.

>>201513
Okay, where can you go from here? Give us an idea of your surroundings.

??? 2010/06/30(Wed)16:08 No. 201541 ID: c3735a
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70000. It was a large city.
The hole next to us takes us to balcony. From there we might be able to sneak to down and get inside the mantaray.
We do have explosives, and the chick knows some black arts. Scary stuff.

sounds like a plan. make sure you stay out of site, all golems are linked to eachother. so if one sees you they will ALL know.

Mneme!CRITTerXzI 2010/06/30(Wed)16:40 No. 201547 ID: c4c313
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>>201488

:3c

>>201541

Knowledge on his manta ray is not forthcoming, but we do have this diagram. The two barrels on each side fire metal cannisters of gunpowder, highly explosive. Whatever engines it uses, destroying the outtake vents on the back would prevent them from breathing, which will prevent it from flying. The fuel it consumes to fly will be highly explosive as well, but possibly shielded by thick armor. Beware however, for if you destroy his mega manta, he will no doubt know that you are in his tower. And his vengeance is both swift and effective.

One more warning, beware the owner's allies. It seems you took care of the dragon already, but besides his own creations, the owner is allied with a powerful necromancer whose eyes are obscured by mask and a multitude of glass lenses. He was also formerly allied with a group called "New Soviet Union" who made his weapons much more powerful. A suitcase he had from them burned down an entire town, after which the necromancer stole any bodies left.

Also beware an ogre, not exactly his ally, but a vicious monster to whomever encounters her, will tear you limb from limb as soon as look at you. The owner has an amazing ability to annoy her though, so if you get him between you and her, she'll likely pause to dismember him long enough for you to make yourself scarce.

Finally there is an organist who... we're really not sure what he does. Plays musical accompaniment I guess. He likes Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor.

??? 2010/07/01(Thu)08:00 No. 201785 ID: 4ffd67
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Ah!
It is huge! Getting down might be hard. I have rope which we could use to climb down from the bridge.

Then there is a door ahead, which we could use, but I am not sure about security past that.
I can see two golems patrolling around the mantaray, but they do not seem to notice us.

>>201785
You want to stay out of sight from the golems. They're linked together, what one sees or knows will soon be known to everyone of them.

Your best bet is probably to use the rope to get down inside the golems patrol perimitter, set the bombs and then climb back out again before they blow.

What's your name anyway, youngster?

remember: Not all is as it seems.

This may be a man who has found out that the royal family is the cause of the apocalypse or something

Or he could just be a standard baddie

Remember to stay on your toes and continually stay alert. Learn as much as you can. And it is likely better to capture this man alive...

Tzlerr 2010/07/01(Thu)14:12 No. 201854 ID: 76768e
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My name is Tzlerr from Hiowedo-family. She is Werat from Fediesig-family. And the old dude is
Barton Cordell Middleton. What a mouthful of a name.
>"Are you going down or do I have to kick you down?"
She is not very friendly.

Tzlerr 2010/07/01(Thu)14:14 No. 201856 ID: 76768e
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I think we are going to make it.
Anyway, it seems that this beast has way too thick armour for explosives have to any effect from outside.
We probably

Tzlerr 2010/07/01(Thu)14:15 No. 201858 ID: 76768e
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>"WHO ARE YOU BITCHES AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MASTER TORY'S AWESOME BOMBER?!"

oh crap.... get ready to fight.
[i think this is the cyborg guy we designed]

>>201858

CRAP IT'S THE FUZZ! I mean... the evil minion! You might be able to fool it. Say that you're official awesome bomber cleaning crew. Master Tory has ordered you make his bomber sparkling clean inside and out and you wouldn't want to disobey Master Tory's orders, now would you?

If it is the cyborg guy we're cool because only the golems are linked together. The man you seek would never trust him enough to let him into his communication network. Plus the guy would probably be singing loudly over the com all the time. You need to attack his cyborg weakpoint, the one place that Master Tory could not bring himself to augment.

Watch out, Tory may or may not have given him a laser targeted chaingun.

Also you're screwed unless you have some sort of magic or RPG.

>>201858
Your best bet here is probably lie credibly like a bastard while the chick gets some magic ready. Because this fucker is going to be tough as fucking hell otherwise.

Tzlerr 2010/07/01(Thu)17:20 No. 201915 ID: 76768e
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"Eh! We are here to clean! Master Tori's orders you see."
>"Where is your cleaning-equipment then?! You bitches are here to sabotage his grand work!"
"We are not!"
>"Yes you are!"

Well, that does not take us anywhere. He seems to be ready to attack any second now.

you need to attack first then, looks like you aren't talking your way out of this. only other option is surrender, don't think you would do that.

KICK HIM IN THE NADS

>>201939
LICK HIM IN THE NADS

>>201941
NICK HIM IN THE LADS

STICK HIM IN THE NADS!

>>201939
HE HAS NO NADS! ITS A DRILL!!!!!
... or is it... I don't remember...

>>201947
Let's not risk it! No going for his nads!

>>201915

Say this, exactly: "We're trying out a new cleaning thing the Master made. It's tiny, but he says it will either clean the entire bomber, or make our genitals fall off, which is why he didn't want to try it himself. You better put a couple of walls between you and us, if you don't want to risk it. For us, this is a chance at a pardon from the Master!"

>>201915
Shoot him in the nonmetal part of his face! And hope to god the chick has her magic ready to go.

Tzlerr 2010/07/02(Fri)05:10 No. 202166 ID: 9d46d6
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>"I will not fail Master Tory! I will dispatch these intruders at once!"

Tzlerr 2010/07/02(Fri)05:11 No. 202167 ID: 9d46d6
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Okay.
That worked well.

>>202167
He didn't wear a cup or something? Damn he was a fucking retard.

Well lets get on with it, get inside the metal manta and place your bombs, light the fuse and then get the fuck out of there.

>>202168

Maybe he went with the double dick option?

Well, it's not a drill.

Tzlerr 2010/07/02(Fri)12:07 No. 202236 ID: 64e437
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>"Hey HEY! I haave noot dealt you with yeet!"
Barton will deal with him, we will go to set the explosives.
>"Seriously Tzlerr, first thing you do is kick his dick. What has possessed you to do so?"
Blah blah blah, Werat complains. Typical of her.
So, it seems that we cannot access the mantaray from up here. If we drop down, golems might notice us.

watch their patrol path a bit and drop down right behind one

We are holy spirits, not to be questioned in our wisdom! Anyway it worked, didn't it?

>>202322

Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ah hahahahahaa...

Ok, ok time to form a strategy. I need to know what you guys are.

A. 3 man suicide run to do as much damage as possible.
B. 3 man assassination team to kill evil genius.
C. 3 man advance strike force to disable as much stuff as possible before a larger force attacks.
D. 3 man delaying action to buy time for army to recover.

Please tell me it isn't "A".

Hey I have a question. Why aren't you stealing the manta ray instead of blowing it up? Tory will be able to build another if you give him time, but if you steal the manta ray, your researchers will be able to discover its secrets!

Tzlerr 2010/07/03(Sat)06:30 No. 202640 ID: 3ff6f1
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>>202419
Well, little bit of A, mostly C and D and probably B too.

>>202633
Great idea!
But we still have to get in...

>"Any good plans? Don't say that we should just rush in, idiot. Remember what happened when we did than in Bal'Ijoh."

>>202640
You're probably gonna have to go beneath it or try to blow your way into the cockpit. But that would set off alarms. Best bet is probably try to find the entry on the underside.

but a hole in the top and fast rope in like Elite Rainbow Six Anti-Terrorists.

If you are stalling you don't have to destroy the Manta, you only have to cripple it so it can't be used for a while. I suggest putting any explosives in the engine exhausts or outlets. That will make it impossible to use for a good while and be much easier than destroying it entirely.

Did you see anything else on the way here that might be a good target?

If stealing it is the goal, you will need to get inside. There should be access hatches near the front of the manta.

Tzlerr 2010/07/03(Sat)12:55 No. 202704 ID: 138fcc
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Well. There are no golems in sight. And for other targets, I don't know. There is large stuff, some stuff that hasn't been completed ( from what I can see. They just look unfinished ). There a large metal cylinder saying "NAPALM" near.

Tzlerr 2010/07/03(Sat)12:58 No. 202705 ID: 138fcc
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Ah, I found some kind of a hatch.

you have any way to break open a door? it looks locked.

>>202704

NAPALM is a sticky, viscous goo that burns at high temperatures.

>>202705

He put a code lock on the hatch. Get some fine powder from your powder horn and blow it on the buttons. The ones that the powder sticks to are the ones that are involved in the code.

Tzlerr 2010/07/03(Sat)14:47 No. 202745 ID: 138fcc
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I knew I had use for this stuff!
Well.

It only sticks on "1" and "ENTER". This will be ea
>"Hey shitface, a golem is coming! Hide!"
Oh shit.

Tzlerr 2010/07/03(Sat)14:51 No. 202746 ID: 138fcc
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>"---OBJECT_MOVED(napalm_tank_03)==true---"
>"THREAT_LEVEL: 50"
>"---SET_ALARM(false)---"
>"::SENDING REPORT TO HQ::"
>"---SECURITYLEVEL = SECURITYLEVEL + 1;---"
>"---CONTINUE PATROL---"

Well. It seems that we went unnoticed. Heh.

it didn't see you but since the napalm wasn't where it was supposed be their look out lvl has gone up.

All 1's for the code then. That's pretty sloppy of Tory, but not unexpected. He does tend to be lax about little things like that.

Since he had the munitions in the hanger bay, including the napalm cans, I'd say they were getting ready to sortie again. The manta ray could be ready to go, or it could need to be fueled up before it is ready to go anywhere. We'll be able to tell once we're in the control station, the cockpit, of the manta.

Tzlerr 2010/07/04(Sun)05:03 No. 203024 ID: 29a826
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>1-1-1-1-ENTER.

We are in. There is nobody inside. This place just feels rushed and unfinished. So, what now?

>>203024
Open the WC door and take a dump there. You're possibly going into combat soon and then it's good to have empty bowels and an empty bladder. I mean gutwounds where you get shit into the stomach cavity leads to very nasty death.

But if that's not for you then place a small charge in the exposed gears then head on to the door down the corridor and see what's behind it.

Tzlerr 2010/07/04(Sun)12:39 No. 203199 ID: 00fa58
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How the hell do you use this thing? This button makes water come down the hole and...
Oh. I get it now.

Also, there are shitty jokes written on wall.

Tzlerr 2010/07/04(Sun)12:41 No. 203201 ID: 00fa58
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I would rather place the charge somewhere else. I cannot detonate them one by one.

We opened the door and came here. I have no idea what is purpose of this room.

>>203199
Well of course there are shitty jokes on the wall, it's a place where you shit after all.

Ok, enough with enjoying the luxuries of your enemy. Time to set some bombs. Start with exposed moving parts.

Right "Sister of LAMER sukz and cant get me caus im an evil overlord now- luv Tory" on the wall. Trust me here, it'll help your cause.

>>203201
Looks like it might be a munitions storage. Check out what that thing next to the number 1 tube is.

actually, best place would be the bomb bay. find the room where it keeps the things it dropped on the town.

>>203203
Write write right.

Break the tubes and move on.

Tzlerr 2010/07/04(Sun)14:59 No. 203242 ID: 00fa58
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I cannot break them, they are made out of some kind of metal.

This room seems to be something important. This large thing is suspended in air.

that really does look important. cover it in bombs.

Important for washing clothes maybe. Why would you put bombs on a souped up washboard?

>>203242
Seems like a promising spot. Set some bombs.

Tzlerr 2010/07/05(Mon)04:53 No. 203593 ID: 432539
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I put the bombs on it. I have no idea what it is, but it must be important if you say so. I took very long fuse ( two minutes ).

So, what now?

>>203593

Since you're not stealing the manta, you should get out before that bomb blows.

>>203593
Light the fuse, drop a few more bombs randomly along the way with lit fuses and get the fuck out of there.

Tzlerr 2010/07/05(Mon)09:50 No. 203654 ID: 5e31f9
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The hull of the mantaray should protect us from the explosion. It also seems that Barton has already dealt with the guy.

So, we still will hide behind some crates and metal plates to protect ourselves from the blast.

Tzlerr 2010/07/05(Mon)09:51 No. 203656 ID: 5e31f9
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Well, it went more better than I expe

Tzlerr 2010/07/05(Mon)09:51 No. 203657 ID: 5e31f9
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OH GOD
IT BUURNS

>>203657
Well, there goes the manta. It should be a bit more fun now to conquer these miserable fools.

We can't let it be THAT easy for Tory now can we?

>>203657
Huh, guess that thing must have been the napalm bomb storage or something then. Did you survive only horribly burnt now? If that's the case we happen to know someone that could patch you up. Price might be a bit too steep for you though.

Survive the burning inferno and be saved by the very ones you looked to destroy.

Become the mighty Dark Hater, a mutant cyborg seeking revenge on those who sent you on a suicide minion.

Tzlerr 2010/07/05(Mon)10:38 No. 203669 ID: 5e31f9
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I...

I am still alive. It hurts so much...
The whole place is in flames.

>>203669
We told you to get away from there. Why didn't you think that planting a bomb on a bigger bomb wouldn't cause a huge explosion?

Well regardless you're kinda fucked now. See if anyone else survived and maybe you guys can still escape.

>>203669
Napalm kind of does that, clings to your skin and just keeps on burning. But you took out the metalmanta and went out like big god damn heroes. So good for you.

If you still feel like having a chance at survival I would suggest making your way out of the burning areas. If you're lucky you will get out from this with only horrible burns that are likely to leave you crippled for live, if the infection doesn't kill you. So, make your escape and think happy thoughts.

And you could always betray Tory later.

>>203674

Tory won't forgive them. He is in no way benevolent.

Here is what you need to do. There is a doctor who lives with Tory, who has a magic potion that will heal you in three hours. It is green, and he uses syringes to inject it into the body.

You need to steal that potion and use it, and then find a place to hide while you heal. It will make you hungry, so you may need to steal food and water too.

Once you're healthy, we'll figure out a way to get you out of here. Can you do that?

Tzlerr 2010/07/05(Mon)11:55 No. 203687 ID: 5e31f9
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I am... Fine. I am not dying. I am luckily not completely in flames. It just

hurts.
>"Hey shitface, are you alright? I warned you about the backbag. You were too late to get behind my barrier... "

Ah.
She is safe and healthy I guess. It seems that I had worst injuries.

>>203687
Ah, she's a necromancer? Wait, are you guys evil?

Exclaim in a very high and panicked voice that you are most certainly not alright.

Look on the bright side. At least you didn't rely on the suffering of lost souls bound in cruel tormented servitude to yourself to protect you from the blast. Oh wait, that's kind of what we are... never mind!

I just realized how similar you are to Tory's group.
Tory = You: You were carrying and obviously knew how to operate the bomb, so I'm assuming you are an engineer, similar to Tory's building robotic minions.

Sister of Pain = Werat: Hates your guts, obviously know magic of some sort. Dark kind from the look of her barrier.

Doc = Barton: Mysterious guy whose face is never seen, but who is obviously powerful, being capable of defeating strong foes off screen.

Organist = ???: Obvious solution to this: You must have your mage revive Keyboard Cat into your party.

>>203687
Ask her to help you get up so you can make good on your escape. This place will likely be crawling with enemies soon. And you don't want to get captured.

>>203762
There should be several ways out. If nothing else you did just blow a hole in the mountainside.

Other than that you can just look around for any place with a sign that says "EXIT" or really anything. Any door that leads away from the burning room is a good door.

Walk out the giant gaping hole made by the explosion.
If there isn't one, wander around stealthily and hope you find an elevator.

Tzlerr 2010/07/05(Mon)15:36 No. 203767 ID: 699c5b
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No, we are not evil. I am not sure about her, but our intentions are good.

"I'm not al.. righ... t!"
>"Shitface, you look really shitty. We probably have to get out now. I hope you won't die before we can get some professional help."
>"Yes, they will be here soon. I am pretty sure they will send someone stronger than that man wearing metallic armor was."

So... Out? I don't know the way.

from the looks of it you made a way out.

Barton 2010/07/05(Mon)15:56 No. 203772 ID: 699c5b
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After we bandaged his wounds, boy fell unconscious.
It should not be hard to get out. There is a massive gaping hole in the mountain.

Hmmm..? What is that?

Barton 2010/07/05(Mon)15:59 No. 203776 ID: 699c5b
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>

"S T O P"

>>203776

Hey I know that face! That's Tory! Tell him the orb guys say hello!

>>203777
[we are not the orb, we are supposed to be some other group of voices]

look around, do you see any golems around? if not then you can probably just rush past him. if you do then better stop or he may use them on you.

Barton 2010/07/05(Mon)16:27 No. 203786 ID: 699c5b
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>

"Now, tonight's venture into the world of tomorrow, a most unusual story about "A Lo --- I S E E that YOU have destroyed some of M Y propertY. What a waste. So much planning and building, WASTED!--- eep bothering me when I am trying to make world MORE awesome with power of SCIENCE! It M I G H T have --- Well. I hate you for what you did. Now that you -Hey, please turn the tape now."

What?

Tory... you recorded this speech about your destroyed megamanta on tape... before it was destroyed? What does that say about your confidence?

... i think it's a golem dressed up to look like a person. get some light on it.

>>203786
Oh crap, that's probably some horrible boobytrapped golem. Shoot it now before it can get any closer!

Barton 2010/07/05(Mon)17:26 No. 203802 ID: 699c5b
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>

"SHUTDOWN_DUMMY_SPEECH(true);"
>"INIT_AI(true);"
>"::please wait::"

>"H E L L O. My n a m e is Tory's Double Mark 01, also known as model TD-01. I HAVE been a s s i g n e d to distract you and terminate all living from area."
>"INIT_COMBAT_AI(true);"

>>203802
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck. Run like fucking hell while shooting the head.

Barton 2010/07/05(Mon)17:28 No. 203805 ID: 699c5b
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>"RUNNING SCRIPT --"
>"COME ON YOU PUNY WORMS!"

oh man, it has a gun in it's face. you had better be able to fight it as a group.

What kind of abilities do you guys have? Tell us, so we can better assist you!

255 lvl we are so boned

Have one of you sacrifice themselves heroically. He'll gain exp and level up to Level 0.

>>203837

...

...that's brilliant

No seriously, Tory would never leave a level counter lower than the highest it could possibly go because of his ego. So something in the robot's programming really is set to 255, and it has to be in a single byte otherwise Tory would have bumped it up to 65535 or 4294967295. If you can get that byte to increment, then the robot should self destruct itself back down to 0!

>>203837
That's just crazy enough to work. Or to get you killed. If it works, great. If it doesn't, this thing would've killed you anyway since it's level 255. So really there's nothing to lose.

Barton 2010/07/06(Tue)02:05 No. 204048 ID: 699c5b
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Tzlerr had many tools to help our way, Werat can control beyond death and I can handle weapons.
What?! I am not going to sacrifice anyone!

Barton 2010/07/06(Tue)02:07 No. 204052 ID: 699c5b
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UH, better hide. I think we can defeat this enemy.
It might just take a lot of work.

Crap, he used my Nemesis Chaingun idea after all.

Alright, run into the facility, find Tory's tank. Then we play the organ to FIRE THE CHICKEN LAZORS! and turn that thing into a baby chicken.

>>204052
How many of those guns do you have with you? Because this thing is likely going to take more than one shot to go down and I can't help to notice you appear to have a smoothbore, not very good accuracy on those.

Hmm, the "brain" is unlikely to be in the head of this thing. Your best bet is probably to disable the weapons systems and then just run. Aim for the arm above the chaingun and the machinegun head.

Barton 2010/07/06(Tue)05:42 No. 204094 ID: 6a224f
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>Alright, run into the facility, find Tory's tank. Then we play the organ to FIRE THE CHICKEN LAZORS! and turn that thing into a baby chicken.

There should be useable weapons somewhere. My weapons do not seem to have great effect on it.

I have some sort of an idea. I'll try to get it to chase me while Werat has time to su
Blast! It is getting close!

>>204094
Throw back a grenade or two to slow it down.

Dodge while shooting down the machine gun barrel.

If you have anything corrosive, or even just conductive, now is the time to use it against that gun. And gunner. I know how Tory is, and I'm willing to bet he decided to be cheap about weather-proofing it.

Even a very fine powder may work, to gun up to works of that weapon.

>>204094
Be sure to use as much cover as possible during your flight. That gun would make swiss cheese out of you.

Barton 2010/07/06(Tue)09:14 No. 204135 ID: f5711e
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Tzlerr had all tools in his bag. I am not sure where his bag is right now. It's probably burning somewhere.

Ops, here we go. That thing is fast.

Barton 2010/07/06(Tue)09:17 No. 204136 ID: f5711e
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Ugh. I managed knocked that thing towards the crates.
>

"PDC! Do n o t touch~ ♥"

It changed its trajectory and smashed into a wall. Strange.

>>204136
It's probably preparing for a rebound. Prepare to cut it down as it comes flying towards you. And hope that it can't aim well while flying through the air.

The crates seem to contain something that's important. The robot saw it contained "PDC" and decided to hit the wall instead.

Shoot the crates!

Put your back to the crates! It'll have to hold off its attack then!

PDC... PDC... pretty damn combustible, portable destruction cannon, post-dated checques...

yes, the crates. if it cannot risk damage to it then it will have to abandon the attack.

Barton 2010/07/06(Tue)15:42 No. 204292 ID: 308fe1
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The thing seems to be unaffected.

I shoot one of the crates. It seems that all it have is just screws. Ordinary screws. Not world-destroying kind.

>"Plea s e REFRAIN f r o m touching TORY's p r i v a t e property."

It might attack any moment now.

>>204292
Grab the screws and throw them at it. Likely it will avoid the screws at any cost; use that to your advantage.

Rand 2010/07/07(Wed)11:28 No. 204585 ID: 46c0af
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Pausing for some time. Suggestions are still welcome.

Barton 2010/07/15(Thu)04:28 No. 208453 ID: 99ffa5
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I throw the screws, it d
>"G A M E OVER"

Barton 2010/07/15(Thu)04:29 No. 208455 ID: 99ffa5
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Shitshitshitfuck.
Wait. The spinning thing is slowing down.

Barton 2010/07/15(Thu)04:30 No. 208456 ID: 99ffa5
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>"Transmisson incoming! Please stand by!"

Barton 2010/07/15(Thu)04:32 No. 208458 ID: 99ffa5
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Something is coming down. I have no idea what it is.

Barton 2010/07/15(Thu)04:33 No. 208459 ID: 99ffa5
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An image of a person appears.
>"Hello ladies and gentleman! How are you today?"

Is he the one behind this?

>>208459
In a way. But don't do anything stupid now. Don't do any of that stupid screaming or shouting about how he's going to pay for all the lives he took or something like that, it's only going to make him laugh and think less of you.

Instead just hear him out. Moments ago you were about to be decapitated in a hail of bullets, now you're still breathing. Keep him talking while you prepare a way out of getting shoot at by the golem.

>>208459
Could be better.

Barton 2010/07/15(Thu)10:22 No. 208510 ID: 99ffa5
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"Could be better. You don't have to happen any drinks around?"
>"Well, I had some quality-alcohol in the lower floors of that facility. Good to know you are doing okay, because I AM MAD.
>SERIOUSLY.
>WHY.
>WHY THE FUCK! YOU JUST WALTZ INSIDE PAST MY GOLEMS AND DECIDE 'Oh this looks good place to place a bomb. It won't explode and kill us all and set the whole place on fire.' IT IS BAD THAT I ALREADY LOST MEGAMANTA, BUT NOOOOO~, THE FIRE IS REACHING THE GODDAMN CHE-"
>"..."
>"Disregard that."

Crazy as a cuckoo. What should I do?

He's a bit of a simpleton. He doesn't understand why you were blowing up his stuff, even though he was blowing up your stuff. If you can get him on your side he'll stop blowing you up, though he might try to cyber-augment the shit out of you.

...tell him you weren't blowing up the Manta. You just gave it a deep cleaning. That's your job after all.

>>208510
Tell him that you were just looking for work and decided that a demonstration of you skills would be the best way to go about it.

Barton 2010/07/15(Thu)11:42 No. 208529 ID: 99ffa5
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"We deep-cleaned it. Want to hire us to deep-clean more?"
>"Fuck you too."
>"I don't want to even try to put out fires. I have too volatile stuff down there."
>"Oh look at the time! I am afraid I must go! Any last worms- I mean words?"

>>208529
Tell him you fucked his dragon and it was good.

Then get in close and rip that golem a new one. Can't let it use its superior firepower.

Tell Tory the voices say hi.

Ask him what the safest way out of this place is.

>>208531
this... will shatter him... I think...

>>208541
Either that or if could turn off the killer robots.

Barton 2010/07/15(Thu)14:53 No. 208601 ID: 99ffa5
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"How do we get out or how do we turn off the killer-robots?"
>"Bah. Do you think I would tell you? Well, good bye, ta-ta, farewell et cetera. I hope you all burn in hell you have created. TD-01! Remove Property Damage Control and kill these fools."
Image disappears.

>"Removing PDC... Please wait."

Ah, it seems that Werat has summoned something useful. Should we try to fight or should we just flee?

>>208601
He said there was volatile stuff down here, and the fire's spreading. RUN! The whole place is going to explode.

Run, don't wanna be around if the place goes kaboom. He did say there was unstable stuff around.

>>208601
Let whatever Werat summoned die while you make your escape. This place is liable to burn even more or explode even more in the very near future.

>>208601
Both. Let the summoned thing cover your escape.

Barton 2010/07/16(Fri)05:34 No. 208786 ID: 99ffa5
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Yes, it is too dangerous here. We must leave.
I think we can go by foot from now on. Demon will take care of that golem-thing.
>

"STOP. You are N O T authorized to use t h a t exit."

Barton 2010/07/16(Fri)05:35 No. 208787 ID: 99ffa5
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>

"FIRING MAGNUM."

Wait did it just kill the demon?

Barton 2010/07/16(Fri)05:36 No. 208788 ID: 99ffa5
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I think we can hide in the woods. We should have eno

the first one didn't teach you, NEVER STOP RUNNING!

>>208787
Yes it did. You really should have tried to go for the "Just looking for work." line.

>>208789
Wow, fucker must have had some really heavy duty explosives stashed away there. Well I guess that will teach him that you make sure that your ammunition stores can't set off a chain reaction that blows up a fucking mountain.

And then the planet collapsed into the Void.

Epilogue Barton 2010/07/16(Fri)06:40 No. 208798 ID: 99ffa5
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Well, we are all alive.
Tzlerr is recovering and I think I have broken my leg. Anyway, we are alive. I think we were somewhat lucky.
I don't know where in the hell that golem disappeared.

>"So. What are we going to do now?"
"I guess we should head back for capital."
>"It is getting cold! Could you give me more of your cloak?"
"Get your own cloak, kid."
>"Well, I think I am going to leave now. I cannot stand shitface complaining the whole trip."
>"Well fuck you too. My name is Tzlerr, stop calling me shitface."
>"No deal, shitface."
>"Stop that!"
"Quiet down!"

This will be one long trip.

[ END ]
/Please leave your feedback in Tory's Tower-thread in Quest-discussion. I will continue Tory's Tower in few days./

Congratulations. You performed just as much destruction as Master Tory in his megamanta. Xom would be proud.